The best fictional friend groups are at their core comprised of:
1. A determined trauma bunny surviving on an unknowably proportioned mixture of heart eyes and denial/repressed trauma.
2. An unquestionable ride or die bestie operating on a never ending rollercoaster of total fear and unfounded optimism.
3. One anxiety riddled sarcasm wielding third party the other two tricked into holding the brain cell.
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4. A beam of sunshine who doesn’t know any better whom friend #3 is trying to lure in so they can catch a five minute break.
5. A streetwise genius bestie who should have known better. (Who followed one of the others with only mild, though constant, complaining).
6. A part-time/former antagonist who swears they are there against their will.
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7. A side character with immense cosmic power and knowledge (who is not present for at least 40% of the plot because Reasons Tm).
8. A guy who can drive.
Sometimes some combination ends up dating each other. A lot of the time, it looks like a questionably platonic polycule
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Carmilla really looked at Vaggie and went "is anybody going to adopt this depressed, feral exorcist?" And then stabbed anybody else who tried to anwser.
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Here for your annual reminder that Tangled is the greatest Disney movie ever
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Vox and Alastor are sad rat men, just different genres.
Vox is a NYC subway rat. He's aggressive and will fight you for a pizza slice, or in his case, Alastor's attention.
Alastor is a bubonic plague rat. Polite on the surface, "minding his own business," but bringing death with him. He's just vibing the whole time, though.
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Stede Bonnet is the flashy rich husband with a fancy job who drives an expensive shiny car and collects watches and jewelry and bespoke designer suits and Ed Teach is his spoiled rotten trophy wife husband whom he loves to buy beautiful things and who not-so-secretly loves to be paraded around as arm candy at galas and balls and work events and they live together in a house in the suburbs that has three guest rooms for when the crew their family comes to stay (which happens often) and they're just so happy and in love okay i think im done for now
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Characters who I know with all my soul who would seek out a chubby/fat significant other*: Leona, The Leech Twins, Rook, Malleus, Idia, Jamil, Epel, and dare I say it, Riddle. (Runners up are: Jack, Ruggie,Deuce, and Kalim)
*I am not saying these are the only people; they are just the ones that come to the top of my head when I first think about it whether that be based on vibe or personal headcanons. Ortho is excluded from this list for obvious reasons
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straight queer beings are fucking awesome btw
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the venn diagram of people who ship Spy x Engineer and the people who ship Rarity x Applejack is a circle
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qtubbo gave birth to sunny btw. If anyone wanted to know.
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walton goggins is like if kermit was a human man, and baby, i am miss piggy
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Objectively speaking, the moment that trooper got blasted off his perch when Omega and Crosshair made their escape was hilarious
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Bubble from tadc is the cartoon equivalent of Balloon Boy from fnaf 2.
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tv show annabeth is literally my grand plan verbatim fight me
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Wasps are the best, the insect ever
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judas by lady gaga was written about bradley bradshaw
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