i feel like miles morales’ life mirrors my life in a lot of ways, so i can heavily relate to him and his story. and — like miles — i love gwen a lot and gravitate towards her character.
so, long story short, i am actually miles morales.
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current situation on Roshar
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so basically there's this divorced decepticon except he's got HUGE boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros.
what happens next?
ANOTHER divorced decepticon shows up with even BIGGER bonkhonagahoogs. HUMONGOUS hungolomghononoloughongous
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I feel like the crotch goblins have been getting exceptionally ballsy as of late, so incase it wasn’t clear before:
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can i just say…the kisses in our flag means death are some of the sweetest, most tender, loving and realistic kisses i’ve seen on tv! <3
they’re like real kisses in real life—not the actorly type, face-battering, tongue-darting kissing we normally see in media—but realistic expressions of love and vulnerability. How lucky we are!
not to say i’m opposed to theatrical kissing—see calypso’s birthday!—but there is something to be said about gentle love in such a violent setting/era…
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Yes chef
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me @ hobie
it's big. curves to his right, our left. cute lil happy trail. keeps it trimmed. pretty, thick mushroom tip. not exceptionally thick but thick enough and long.
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rejoice, robot be upon ye
posting actual art before i plunge back into the silly
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the common phrasing, “more than friends” is typically used by alloromantics, because even if they do not fully have the language to understand or express it, many of these people are experiencing romanticism on top of platonicism. in this essay i will-
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the Forsaken would've won the final battle in book 2 if they weren't such looney tunes ass unserious people. how did they blow a 1500-0 lead. they're powerful channelers who had centuries to hone their skills and have ancient knowledge that the untrained other side does not know and their number one enemy is a sheepherder who spends a significant part of the narrative talking about how he doesn't know how to talk to girls as well as his good pals, mat and perrin. instead of dunking on the light by liberally using balefire the Forsaken were participating in horseplay and getting tricked by babies
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Saiki Kuriko I love you
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