motherfucking jesse eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit god damn created facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck jesse eisenberg man motherfucking spiderman spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg i'm very tired no man i'll just talk about the facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck jesse eisenberg he fucked over spiderman crazy winklevoss twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook i don't like die i can't think of who the fuck invented facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented facebook who the fuck invented facebook MARK ZUCKERBERG

Have you seen that the scene where Armand kisses Louis cheek is the same scene where they are at the pub with Claudia and Madeleine? Claudia is wearing the yellow dress so it's the last supper before the trial, Judas' kiss! Omg this show!

Yeah. Same clothes, surroundings.

Thanks, I hate it.

And:

This f***ing show.

(And again with the christian/religious imagery!)

we finally got a full day/night cycle in blood gulch

manifesting jenmish sits together so we can have some cute moments.

same here 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

Mad respect for trans people on hormone therapy. Like imagine willingly going through puberty again. THAT’S dedication!

alright heres a rb question: between your MC and LI, who's the one thats constantly poking at the other? not as in jokes, as in physically. who's the one that's always trying to tickle them, or playing with their hair, or smacking their ass when they walk by? who's the one who can't stop tapping them when they aren't paying attention?

i use she/her in the same way we use she/her for those big ass hairy tarantulas without even knowing its gender

I wish I could go back in time and give my younger self a hug and tell her that one day, everything is going to work out. If you just stick through it and get through these next few years, then you'll be spending rainy days at used bookstores with your friends. You'll be baking bread just to share with your roommates, and they'll love it. You'll have a knitting and crochet group that you go to every week, where people know your name and look forward to seeing you. You'll live on your own, and you'll watch as the seasons change and time passes and you'll enjoy every moment of it. One day, you'll be top of your class in college because it turns out you are as smart as everyone used to say you are (even if you still don't quite believe them). You may not have a girlfriend yet, but you've been on dates and you know there are people who like you for who you are. One day, you'll be happy. You just have to get there.

not my dumbass continuously having Robin call Danny Danny instead of "Jed" to people in public-- LET ME JUST RETCON ALL OF THAT NFGJNFKNFLK

I call this one “Oh fuck, oh shit, it’s just Wolverine again, I’ve just written Wolverine AGAIN, goddamit.”

Bonus:

"You may think my ambitions are senseless, even violent--- but I only want to clear the slate of mankind's transgressions. Ghetsis, on the other hand, is a relentless tyrant and will force you into a life of servitude and LARPing."

|| Kyojuro is this healthy mix of talent and hard work. Like he did have talent and it showed early on when he trained with his father, but he also worked extremely hard to get to where he is. Especially since he has this thought that because his family passes down the flame hashira mantle that others might see it asa. nepotism type of thing. He put in the extra effort in order to prove that this was not the case - and not just in swordsmanship. It’s why he tries to be extremely open-minded and goes out of his way to connect with other slayers. ||

literally just realized i still have my pocket sized emily dickinson poetry collection in my jacket pocket lmao!!

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

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