I cannot express how fucking funny it is to me that catholic middle school girl, Homura Akemi, was given magic time powers that didn’t come with a weapon like all the other magical girls so her solution was to steal guns from the military and make pipe bombs
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quick @meanbossart 's DU Drow with a post-tadpol Strike!
I think they'd get along, Strike has never been afraid of anyone except Bhaal and he's enough of a freak to vibe with DU Drow! I gotta draw more of tadpoled Strike anyway, the weight loss and scars are from Kressa's torture (yes even the dick scars)
Anyway I absolutely adore DU Drow and meanbossart's art, the way he draws Astarion and Orin is downright delightful and i hope i did DU Drow justice here lol
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No one:
No one at all:
Callum trying to get Tristan to text him back:
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i was trying to get a customer to tap his card but he wasn't paying attention and i was so spaced out that i went 'hsst!' and clicked my tongue at him like he was a naughty cat
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me: mmmm i’m not very good at playing bow users so i probably won’t use them tbh
hoyoverse, making all of my favorite characters bow users: learn, bitch
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regina mourning her mom or whatever
rumple: fashion fashion runway baby
this man is so unserious someone just died wyd tryna turn us on?
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I have some white for you!
Waait
OH GOD DAMN-
WOAH!
It’s Raven! With his cool shades!
The face of a man patiently waiting for Raven to realize he ALREADY WORE SHADES LIKE 24/7
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How @separatist-apologist tries to coax me into writing more Elucien
(I miss you too)
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Do you ever think about how much controversy very likely happened in RealityTV (both show and island) over putting (not redeemed!) heinous supervillains on TV
(Tbf it does kinda happen in real life)
I bet the producers did that just to boost ratings, I bet a million dollars XD
Imagine inviting a mad scientist and a serial killer and a bird-human demon thing whatever he is and a crazy genie and an alien robot invader and etc etc to compete against... um, a parody of Jojo Siwa and Bob Ross.
I mean, we might be overestimating the intelligence of most Poptropicans... C.J.'s parents asked a complete stranger to go into their apartment and look for their kid...
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One day I will die,
And you will cheer.
One day I would lay down,
Breathless,
And all around the world,
People
Would
Sing
You won't know it's me, of course. You never know.
You don't care.
One day I'll finally die.
That's definitely a solution to a problem.
(a finale one)
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Aramis throws his gun at someone. Bro what
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Will never forget the therapist who told 15 year old me that even if I took the exit out the window I'd probably just break my legs because I only lived two stories above the ground
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Valkyrie when asked how she came up with her plan to invade the Sanctuary to steal the murder skull
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of all the ways i was expecting to be woken up this morning "my mother coming in my room blasting "Who's That Girl" by Madonna was not one of them
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ah yes master strategist general kenobi. trying to sneak out of fortress inquisitorius by hiding leia in a Big Trench Coat
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