#i made this because i really like burger king. and also i really want some
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Adventure Time new episodes
This is for "Destiny" and "Winter King". I am not making a big analysis, honestly I have no idea where the miniseries is heading, but here are a couple of points I want to make.
So, to start us off, this is obviously Snake on a Nokia phone... the controls for this thing were absolute garbage but it did the job. Is the snake eating little bunnies????
It's interesting that designer bags are the same in both worlds, but that makes sense because this is just another future version of a world Simon lived in.
When I first saw Jay, I assumed he was Finn's baby brother from the Farmworld universe - wouldn't the baby brother be about the correct age??? - but he's actually Finn's son!
Jay and Bonnie are a reference to the episode Puhoy! Their mother was most likely Roselinen. Our Finn had specific reasons for naming them Jay (Jake) and Bonnie (PB). Farmworld Finn named them that too but unless he knew a farmworld PB it's more of a reference than anything else.
Also... against all reason, Farmworld Jake is still alive! Barely!
Finn had a LOT OF KIDS and also his wife his dead. Damn, even in this world. Most of his kids have his or Rosalinen's hair colour but the boy on the right looks a lot like Hunter from the first episode.
Take that as you will...
Like in the original S5 episodes there are farmworld versions of some characters like Choose Goose, Starchy, and Wildberry Princess. So there was probably farmworld versions of most of his friends. We already saw what happened to this version's Simon and Marcy, who both died brutally.
The crown is in the giant crater because it was evaporated by the goddamn nuke. Incredible that any part of it survived, really.
The rest of this episode speaks for itself. It was a fun look at an alternate universe where Finn lived a very different life. His personality here is nothing like our Finn who is a lot more adventurous. Farmworld has taken its toll on our boy.
Onto Winter King...
This penguin boy doesn't seem to be 100% ice. It's possible that his beak was stuck on like a snowman, but it's also possible this is a transformed version of Gunther.
This Ice King's history is very similar to our Ice King's. Most changes were 100 years ago when he transferred the twisted madness to PB.
Can someone explain to me why there is a naked chicken here???? I do not like this at all
I checked out two designs that I thought this place might be referencing. It doesn't look like either but, eh.
Below is Candy Kingdom concept art from 2008.
Below is Candy island from Flapjack!
And below, ironically the most similar looking, is Candy Island from Bob's Burgers.
Some interesting things about this alternate Simon...
This young Marceline with the axe has implications for why this Simon might've turned "evil". Marceline either ran away from him after what he did to PB, or she died at some stage. He made an "Ice Marcy" to replace her.... Young and adorable, just she was when he was Simon. This seems to be his method for dealing with any problems.
His science in this room was interesting... it reminded me of Princess Bubblegum's technology, or the stuff that Simon and Betty were able to make when combining science and magic in the land of Ooo. Honestly I don't feel that he'd have been successful in duplicating the crown, but he was immediately willing to try.
The reason Simon doesn't remember Betty as his great love is because this was an important part of his madness. When he transferred his madness to PB, he also transferred his obsession with Betty.
This is why Candy Queen is so obsessed with kidnapping Ice King and Simon, it's the exact reason why Ice King used to kidnap her!
Also, 10 out of 10 to Hynden Walch in this episode. I was convinced there was a different voice actress for Candy Queen, but upon checking the credits, it really is her. You can recognise her singing well too.
This version of PB has a lot more mastery over her candy elemental magic. It's probably a result of being possessed by the Crown's madness for so a hundred years. You see her doing all sorts of crazy stuff as Candy Queen, though in that state her abilities are a lot more like Ice King's than they are like the insane PB from the Elements miniseries.
It's really funny that PB is like "I'm trying not to dwell on it" about the hundred years thing. AT is very casual like that. Though she's gonna be very sad when she realises Fionna and Cake ripped the faces off most of her candy people. Brutal scene.
And it's funny how she kissed Fionna. She just does that with all her knights. I wonder if there is a Finn in this universe? Ice Prince seemed to expect the Ice girls to save him...
I found it sweet that Ice King really wanted to save someone else he saw as being possessed by madness. It was entirely possible that CQ was just "like that", but he was right on the money, and it shows how he contrasts to his alternate self, who is actively benefitting from this situation even if he gets regularly kidnapped. And it's not like Fionna is doing anything that Finn didn't do to Ice King!
This scene was brutal. Funnily enough I watched Infinity Train book 3 with Kim last night, this reminds me of the moment THAT Simon-- Oh my God, does this always happen to characters named Simon?
Fionna removed the magic from the crown, so Simon aged rapidly, just like in the episode "Betty". Though this time it happened instantaneously rather than across 11 minutes.
I think this is the part where Fionna realises her rampage across the multiverse is genuinely hurting people.
It was VERY CUTE watching Gary Prince (holy shit that name) show off his little Candy Kingdom. There's a lot of elements of PB there, and it parallels how ultimately the Candy Kingdom was PB's own version of the cake - she made all these characters and made little stories for them, which we know from the show was her way of dealing with the world.
What was REMARKABLY FUCKED UP was the shots to Fionna murdering possessed versions of these beloved characters. I mean... they're PROBABLY all still alive, but they are very fucked up now.
I also enjoy how the Lemoncarbs - Tree Trunks calls them that!! - are both here and alive, and superior to Gary lol. And I think Jinx Monsoon's voice acting here fits a lot better than in episode 4 where they tried to do a straight imitation of Lemongrab.
I haven't said much about these two but you can see how they contrast - Marshall just Does things, while Gary procrastinates constantly. And Marshall's behaviour can seem reckless but Gary would've never taken that big step forward without his help. It's funny how Marshall can just call his mother to summon the Lemoncarbs in the middle of the night, and sweet how he'd do that to help Gary.
Then he listens to the autistic boy gush about his characters. Awww.
This world here is obviously a joke about the elusive Adventure Time Babies show that Muto was terrified he'd be asked to make. Hell it's possible he pitched this show to CN once or twice. But Baby Looney Tunes and Tiny Titans are both famous spinoffs of this ilk, and Craig of the Creek got a spinoff about Craig's baby sister.
Simon is still determined to become Ice King again but he wants to "do it right". I still think he's HORRIBLY MISGUIDED but he is starting to realise that, maybe, he is the best version of himself. He could've been a huge ding dong like Ice Prince.
Also Chan is going to be so sad if that's the only time we see Young Finn and Jake.
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ranking food tokens by how much personally i want to eat them
- Throne of Eldraine -
i have reason to distrust this meat pie thing, not only because of its wails of anguish but it also seems to have burst a bit in the oven. still not honestly opposed, at least the dishes are clean. 5/10.
how does one unpeel a curly banana? why are there sliced-open fruits on what appears to be a stone in the woods? where is the light coming from? i'm going to be taken by the fae and it's not even gonna taste too good while i'm at it, these things look dirty. but idk i don't mind someone else taking the wheel of my life rn. 2/10.
again, concerns about the floor food, but at least it looks more like some deliverygirl got eaten by a wolf and dropped her basket than a trap. someone already took a bite, though, maybe i should leave it be. 4/10
i have been invited to the Goblin King's Feast and while i don't fully agree with his choices i will certainly partake. boar looks wonderful apart from the hair. 7/10
- Commander 2020 / Strixhaven Commander -
i'm pretty sure cattails are poisonous to humans (not to mention the actual poisons in there) so i unfortunately can't oblige gyome's swamp soup. that crusty bread looks pretty nice though. i'll pick this thing apart like high school cafeteria lunch. 3/10.
- Modern Horizons 2 -
i at least know who cooked this one, and i trust asmor a decent bit, but this is still food for demons, so maybe it's not too good for me. goddamn do i wanna know what it tastes like though. 4/10.
- Unfinity -
i'm considering these two together. as a filthy american, i am allured by these fat-filled foods, but as a lad with a tiny stomach, i doubt i could eat enough to feel good about not wasting it. astrotorium's about excess, goddamn. the only funfair burger i've had was the best thing i had eaten in months, but it also made me ill the rest of the day. i really do want some infinity fries though, those look like the golden mean between a steak fry and a curly fry. 6/10.
- March of the Machine Commander -
meanwhile this looks like a texture nightmare. like i respect it, i imagine it's filling and fulfilling, but i don't think i ever could eat more than a bite or two. bread looks a little worse than gyome's but only a little. 5/10.
- Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-Earth -
my white ass loves a charcuterie board. and i'm not going to be intimidated out of it by not eating enough, since it's all in snack-sized bits already. definitely gonna overindulge this sucker. i'm nervous about some of those spreads though. 9/10.
this looks like i'm in a dream, is it actively cooking? or still hot? i can't identify what's in that pan anyway. i'm leaving it alone out of respect. wouldn't mind a drink though. 2/10.
this is not food. for humans. 0/10.
- Wilds of Eldraine -
this is a king's feast i am properly intimidated by. i'm more into it than the Goblin King's, particularly that triple-layer blueberry pie or whatever that is, but i'm going to have to be as polite as possible lest i get a face full of flaming beer. 8/10
i'll probably be eaten before this can eat me, and it barely looks like food, but at least i go down with sugar in the mouth. 1/10.
ogh. that egg looks divine. the bread looks amazing, there's a full glass, i've got like beans or mermaid tears everywhere. we've even got seasonings back there. the best damn breakfast i'll ever have. 10/10.
i would still probably eat this over nothing. there's onion, at least. i will either be hexed or violently ill, but like i could at least get it down. and maybe the witchmother is testing my strength and she'll reward me after slurping an eyeball. a convenient lie to tell myself. 2/10.
- Doctor Who Commander -
y'know, four, i think i would like a copyrighted candy. they look sad and british, which is on point. but like it's not actively killing me like half of these. i think anyway. i don't know doctor who. 6/10.
what is this? i have no idea. custard? raw batter? giant dunkaroo? is he dipping fishsticks? it doesn't look like it's done cooking, like do we need to put it in a fryer again? i'd say it's inedible but it's not poison stew so i have to be nice. 4/10.
get AWAY from me. this is a PERSONAL vendetta. i would rather try to eat spiderwebs. plus he's already eaten half of it. -10/10.
- Fallout Commander -
i can't be too mean since this is literally apocalypse food. i think i prefer this over poison stew? like i recognize it at least, even if it's foul and moldy. man has to eat something. 3/10
i'm not convinced there's actual soda in here. is this just a perspective shot or is this a giant prop soda? i don't like cola anyway. again, worth it in an apocalypse i suppose. 4/10
this soda i trust even less. it glows? does this give me magic powers in the fallout world or does it just kill me slowly? i think it'll kill me slowly anyway. i need fluid to survive in apocalypseland but damn i hate for it to come to this. 2/10.
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Hi Tilly! So, I’m living by myself for the first time and my dishwasher just flooded my apartment 🫠I’m fine😀, really… 😭.
Anyways, I just wanted to ask you to maybe write something with Bradley and babybear 🥺. They are my comfort characters! love ya ❤️
summary: you and bradley go out for a late night snack or bf! bradley who stands there in silence x gf! who orders food for them both.
warnings: mentions of strict dieting, one or two suggestive jokes. fluff, 18+ blog.
note: helpp the way that kind of made me laugh. as a fellow girlie who also gets herself in trouble when left alone, i hope your floors are okay! excuse the quality as writers block has me by the neck
something 'bout you masterlist.
It’s not often that Bradley dines out. He’ll indulge in some of Penny’s greasy bar snacks once in a while—nothing more than that.
With the one time he did slack off, it wasn’t exactly easy to get back to his original physique. In fact, Bradley even found himself struggling to keep up with the likes of Hangman at one point.
And that was just the wake up call he needed to finally get back on track.
Since then, he’s made sure to double down on his efforts to stay in shape, scarfing down his protein packed, repetitive, plain meals. It’d be a lie to say that it wasn’t a bit tasking, but it's nothing Bradley Bradshaw couldn’t put up with. And when Bradley was committed towards something, he was all in.
But what he forgot to include in his ‘fool proof’ plan to remain loyal to his diet, was his stubborn girlfriend who loves to spoil him rotten. Which is why he's finding it difficult to swallow down his food tonight.
The usual pre-prepped dinner has never tasted so bland and downright dry, especially when you’re planted in front of him with that tablet in your hands.
For the past thirty minutes, Bradley has been subjected to a screening of strangers eating a variety of foods—from huge portions of instant noodles—to enormous crab legs being dipped in buckets of cheese.
He’s seen it all.
“Give in,” you whisper, fingers tightly curled around the edges of the ipad, though, you’re careful enough to not block the screen itself.
Across the rounded table he’s sat in, you’re standing there like you’re getting paid to show him a compilation of mukbang videos. You’d put the billboards lined up on the nearby highways to shame.
“Not a fucking chance,” he mutters under his breath, shaking his head firmly.
Stabbing his fork into another piece of boiled chicken, Bradley stuffs it into his mouth in defiance. He refuses to wave the white flag, not when he’s worked so hard to finally restrain himself.
Maverick would have to come twirling into the living-room in ballerina-get up for him to take it as a sign to treat himself to a cheat meal.
At his clear refusal to give in, your head peeks out, just so slightly, behind the thirteen inch screen, eyes narrowed with fiery determination igniting them.
“Mcdonalds. Wendys. Burger King. In and Out,” you repeatedly chant, legs starting to tremble under the strain of standing up for so long.
Bradley only flares his nostrils, a sign that he is not backing down either.
In any other scenario, his knees would’ve immediately buckled after one plea from you. But right now, he knows you’d stuff his face with junk—that he’s been successfully cutting out for months, if you were given the okay from him.
Though, he does have to admit, he’s finding it hard to keep a stern face because your legs look like they’re about to completely give out. Not wanting to keep you up any longer, Bradley tunes out your endless chant of fast food chains—which somehow turns into a catchy song, as he shovels more strips of chicken in his mouth.
Maybe if he finishes his dinner faster, he could coax you onto the couch to watch more Ryan Gosling movies.
Following your gut feeling, you lift a finger to the front of the screen, tapping repeatedly on the skip button—until it felt right. After spamming your pointer just a few times, you lift the index off the glass, letting it play at a random point in the compilation.
Bradley’s tongue prods his cheek, straight face starting to falter. “Baby it’s not gonna work. Please just sit dow—”
His mouth immediately clamps shut, throat moving as he swallows back a wad of drool pooling inside his mouth. The boring dinner under him is long forgotten.
Noticing his dazed state, you lower the screen to probe what finally caught his attention. Bradley’s eyes practically trails the movement of the tablet, not looking away for a second.
A platter of juicy burgers leaking oil and mountains of fries is what breaks him.
“And he’ll have the double bacon-burger, two large fries, one coke and—”
The teenage boy behind the register blinks in disbelief, watching the giant man in front of him lean down towards his girlfriend, shyly whispering in her ear.
Bradley draws back again, standing a head taller than you with his arms crossed around your front, glassy eyes roaming the lit-up menu stretched above the line of registers.
“Oh, can we actually make that a root beer? Also I’m really sorry, but can you remove the tomatoes from the burger as well?” You request, giving Bradley comforting strokes on the forearm he has slung over your chest.
“Yes, Ma’m I can…I can do that for you,” the worker clears his throat, editing the order on the screen, customer service voice practically cracking.
When you two first walked in, with matching pajama pants, the fast food employee assumed he was dealing with a pair of psychos from the streets.
It wasn’t an uncommon occurrence, he’d always get one or two unsettling visitors in the duration of his night shift. But they’d always prowl inside the joint by themselves—they never had company—nor have they ever teamed up on him before. Briefly, he considered hovering his hand over the dusty emergency button directly under the counter.
But to his surprise, you two were just a relatively normal couple with a craving for burgers at midnight.
“Alrighty, your total comes out to 18.50,” he reads, eyes nervously darting between the two of you. “...Will that be cash or card?”
Almost in a race with each other, you both drop the lovely couple act, digging in your own pajama pants for your wallets. The anxious worker behind the counter starts taking a careful step back, afraid you two were going to pull out a weapon on him all of a sudden. God, he shouldn’t have let his guard down so easily.
He stills as you beat Bradley to it, holding out a credit card between your fingers, excitedly pointing it towards him.
Bradley begins to panic, patting down his empty pockets. “Babybear, where the fuck is my wallet?” He tilts his head down at you, a knowing look settling on his face.
As the credit card is taken from you, your mouth stretches into a wide smile, and you crane your neck backwards to look at him. “I tossed it in the back of the car when you weren’t looking,” you gleam in satisfaction.
Bradley sighs in disbelief, no wonder you were so clingy in the car.
“Is that why you were crawlin’ all over me during all the stop lights?”
“Gimme a kiss,” you suddenly demand, cutting him off.
Bradley blinks at your puckered lips.
It practically pulls him into a trance, because he’s already dipping his head down to give you a quick peck. In a strange way, it’s almost a perfect recreation of that upside-down spider man kiss scene.
Ultimately, he decides to keep the comparison to himself. If he were to mention it, you’d most likely start gushing about another movie actor.
He’s already heard enough of Ryan Gosling lately.
“I know you can open your mouth bigger than that,” you frown in his lap, readjusting the bundle of fries between your fingers.
The buckle of his undone seatbelt hits your ankle when you wriggle to find a comfortable position next.
Bradley licks the ketchup off his lip. “Yeah, you would know,” he teases, giving your butt a quick squeeze, sleazy look on his face.
Somehow, he’s the same person who was barely able to order food for himself inside the burger joint that’s currently behind his parked Bronco.
Receiving a silent look of disapproval from you, he finally clears his throat.
“Okay, someone didn’t find that funny,” he mumbles, stretching his mouth wider for you.
“A little more. Ahhh,” you sing, encouraging him to take the fistful of french fries. Under you, Bradley nearly chokes when you stuff one more in his mouth, slamming his jaw shut with finality.
“I like when your mouth is full. Less talking,” you jut your chin at him, all too pleased with the lapse of silence.
Bradley stills his chewing, raising a brow at you.
“Ugh! Stop it. Keep chewing those fries,” you complain, reaching for the large root beer resting on the dashboard behind you.
Bradley grins, mouth full of food, holding you steady when you twist your middle to grab the drink.
Swallowing down a large ball of potato, he leans forward, wrapping his lips around the straw, taking a long sip from the drink cradled between your hands.
“Are you full?” You question, watching him lean back after finishing off the remains of the beverage. You decide to set the empty cup into the driver's seat for now.
“Feeling so full, baby,” he groans, shutting his eyes as if it’ll help him digest it faster.
Pursing your lips to hold back a laugh, you place a suggestive hand over his stomach. “Yeah? Feel it all in your tummy,” your voice drops to a lower register, mimicking his dirty talk from the other day.
His eyes snap open, immediately.
The cramped Bronco, littered in empty paper bags and greasy wrapping paper jostles as he rushes to sit up tall. “You said no more jokes,” he scoffs, pinching your sides. What you said was worse than everything else he spat out tonight.
“Hey,” you whine, scratching his bloated stomach with your nails. “Don’t act all mad big guy. I know you’re about to give in anyways,” you giggle.
Bradley traces his teeth with his tongue, failing to conceal his growing smile. Because you’re right.
If you weren’t, he wouldn’t be thirty minutes away from home, favorite person in his lap and favorite cheat meal in his stomach.
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Burgers are How You Summon the Almighty Ghost King
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Look. Bernard didn’t think it would actually work.
But, there he was. The Ghost King! In all his.... teenager glory...
“You are the Ghost King... right?” Bernard asked, handing the teen a ham sandwich he just put together.
“Oh, thanks,” said the teen, accepting the sandwich. “And, yeah. But I haven’t had my coronation yet, so a friend of mine is overlooking some things until I’m ready.”
“Cool,” said Bernard. Then, he gave the teen an apologetic smile. “I’m sorry for summoning you, dude. When I read in the pamphlet that you needed ketchup and mustard drawn in the constellation of Corona Borealis, I really didn’t think it would work because it involved condiments and not... you know... blood sacrifices?”
The teen nodded. And after swallowing, he said, “It’s cool. I’m just surprised that the summoning requirements changed that fast across realms after a few jokes I made. It seems some ghosts just don’t leave things be. They probably worked this fast to tick me off...” The teen snorted at what he said, before continuing with a casual wave of his sandwich, “I should change the requirements again, into something more complicated maybe.”
“I could give you some ideas!” Bernard said. Then he gasped. “My boyfriend is REALLY good at contingencies and plans! He could give you some ideas, too!”
The teen frowned worriedly. “Are you sure that’s a good idea?” he asked.
Bernard nodded, a bit enthusiastically because his bangs were hitting his eyes. “He’s amazing like that! And this isn’t just bias talking! He’s really good at almost everything, it’s insane! He’s a dork, but-”
“Okay! Okay,” the teen laughed. “I get it, he’s amazing.”
“Hell yeah, he is!!” Bernard said, hoping his smile isn’t too dopey.
O_O_O_O
Tim blinked. He blinked at the evidence of the summoning. He grimaced at the black ants that’s marching towards the mess.
Then he blinked at the white-haired teen in some kind of hazmat suit that blinked at him with eyes that reminded him too much of Jason. But Danny’s face looks kinda... familiar...?? Nah, no it doesn’t. But the green eyes does make Tim internally theorize that neon green is associated with death.
Then, he blinked at Bernard’s excited smile.
“Okay, first off, this summoning ritual is insulting,” Tim said, gesturing to it. “There’s barely any drama.”
The white haired teen ducked his head in embarrassment. “I was joking with some of the ghosts in charge of changing the summoning rituals... I don’t exactly understand why it’s important to have something that can summon me when the Ghost Realm and the Living Realm should be kept separate but... well... they insisted. And I was annoyed. And hungry. So, I said the next best thing that came to mind.”
Tim nodded. If he were less tired, he would be snorting in amusement and making some kind of joke Kon would be proud of. But right now? Tim had been awake for the last 71 hours and 45 minutes, a quarter of an hour before the hallucinations sets in, and the only thing keeping him going is coffee and Bernard’s promise for a sandwich. And Bernard, bless his boyfriend, is REALLY GOOD at making sandwiches.
“Okay,” he said, sitting down at the table and taking a bite out of his sandwich. “What if the ritual involved making sandwiches?”
Bernard frowned at his boyfriend. He rubbed Tim’s back, which was heavenly because Bernard’s hands were pleasantly warm. “Are you okay, Babe?”
“I’ll be fine,” he said. “But like you said, we’re just putting together ideas, so I’m also just spouting everything that comes out of my head.”
The teen nodded in understanding. “Right? Food’s just that powerful!” Then, his face turned serious. “I want it to involve making a burger. Not bought, but made from scratch from the summoner.”
Tim nodded, bringing out a notepad and wrote down what the teen said in the most illegible scribble Bernard’s ever seen. Hmmm, maybe Tim needs some rest.
“What should be the ingredients?” Tim asked, not looking up from his notepad while twirling his pen.
“We need to find the best burger there is in this world,” the teen said. “And then, we write down the ingredients for it, the step-by-step process of how it should be prepared, and what kind of soda it should be paired with.”
Tim nodded, jotting down what Danny said.
Bernard was honestly amused and worried. “Are you sure this is the kind of summoning that you want?”
The teen nodded. “It shouldn’t just be a burger bought from some fast-food burger joint. It has to be a Burger that I would be HAPPY to eat when I get summoned and have to listen to some creepy person’s plan for world domination!”
“Not everyone who will summon you will want to dominate the world,” Tim said.
The teen crossed his arms. “Then they should have no problem inviting me to a meal over a talk about how to save the world or whatnot.”
Tim circled some... scribbles and then closed his notepad with a snap, clicking his pen with finality and nodding towards the teen.
“By the way, what should we call you?” he asked the teen, who blinked at him. “I get the ‘names hold power’ thing, but I thought that only applies to the fae?” Tim asked, looking to Bernard for confirmation. And when Tim has to look to Bernard for confirmation, you KNOW that the young man is that badly sleep-deprived.
The teen laughed. “Don’t worry! You guys can know my name,” he said. Then, with a grin, a silver light circled around him and transformed him into a regular looking teen with black hair and blue eyes while wearing a Nasa shirt and a pair of jeans. He then held a hand out, and introduced himself, “I’m Danny.”
Tim blinked. Danny looked... a lot like Damian. Which should be concerning because his skin was just as dark as Damian’s a while ago... maybe Tim was too focused on the glowing green eyes? Damian also has green eyes... Huh. Does being a ghost make other people unable to recognize you when you’re being one?
Tim looked to his watch. It’s also 4 am. Oh...
Then, Tim looked to Bernard. “The hallucinations has set in.”
“Dammit, Babe!” Bernard screeched before catching his idiot boyfriend.
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*loud cackling* I’ve been drowning in Danny Phantom and Batman crossovers for days!!!! It was only time until I contributed something to the fandom! XD
Unfortunately, I’m not that good with multi-chapter fics, so I’m going to share the ideas I have for this AU!!
So:
- It’s a Danny and Damian are twins AU! Danny was an unnamed baby. He was weak and he was close to dying. Ra’s wanted him dead. Talia faked the baby’s death and tasked a loyal subordinate on his way to another mission in another state to drop the baby off somewhere safe. If the child were going to die, he should die in a place where he’ll feel love and care as a final gift from his mother.
- That love and care comes in the form of a two year old red head named Jazz who was out on a stroll with her giant father. It was sisterly-love at first sight on the baby left on the doorsteps of some old man that hated kids. Jazz wanted to keep the baby. And Jack, unable to say no to his princess, picks up the baby with such care, it was fatherly-love at first sight for Jack as well. Once the baby was brought home, cleaned and put into the yellow onesies Jazz once owned, Maddie had arrived home from shopping for some parts. One look at the baby, and it was motherly-love at first sight, too. When things start going wrong at their home, and the children are left to their own devices, Jazz would always care for her brother first.
- (I really didn’t think much about how they separate because I didn’t focus on that)
- Now, other than the explanation Danny gave, the importance of having a summoning ritual for the ghost king in this AU is in case the world truly is in danger and requires the ghost king’s help. Of course, while Pariah Dark was king, the summoning rituals were made difficult for the very reason that Pariah was an evil tyrant and shouldn’t be summoned because he will destroy the world rather than save it.
- Now that Danny is King, the ghosts know that the kid won’t be abusing his powers, not even in the human world. So, even if it were a joke, it was really alright for his summoning ritual to be easy. Plus, they really did want to tick him off and make him learn the hard way that he should take what they’re trying to advise him seriously. Clockwork even told them it was okay!
- Thankfully, it wasn’t the Guys in White or, Ancients forbid, his parents that summon him! It was someone who’s like Wes, but chiller. Danny Really Does need to make it more complicated.
- But having his summoning ritual involve Making Burgers?? That’s the only easy part. Danny wants to also put in them being able to imitate the Mona Lisa Portrait, the Chicken Dance - SCRATCH THAT! MAKE THEM DO THE COFFIN DANCE!, and---
- Tim is looking at him with JUDGMENT. And Danny is offended because it was Tim that suggested Sandwich-making in the first place! And then, Tim AGREED to the burger making!!
- Tucker thought it was a great idea when he returned to attend school! Sam doesn’t really care as long as the Burger doesn’t involve killing a cow by their hands and instead involves ground beef processed in the market.
- Tim tells him that they can make it complicated, but they are REMOVING THE MONA LISA AND COFFIN DANCE IDEA, and, like, Fine! Maybe having art and dance skills shouldn’t be a requirement!
- Tim then suggests that maybe the summoner should know the true value of ghosts, or, have knowledge that ghosts are sentient beings.
- Because Danny gives them a whole run-down on the laws involving ghosts that’s kept hush-hush by the government but is really there and hasn’t been changed. Tim wonders if Jason is really a zombie like he claims to be, or is actually half-ghost like Danny. But pushes it aside, because right now, researching on the internet on different burger recipes is confusing the fuck out of Bruce and Tim is thriving on it.
- But, to test Tim’s theory, Tim invites Jason to help them cook the different burger recipes. He advises Danny to be invisible while Jason does it, and he agrees. So, he transforms and turns invisible. But the moment Jason is there, Danny drops his invisibility, walks up to Jason, who’s in a daze, and cries while hugging the man.
- The Ghost King has many powers. And seeing how a ghost had died is one of them. (A headcanon for this au, because why not? I think it’s pretty angsty and cool! But also, it’s like after defeating the previous Ghost King, the powers associated with being Ghost King is also passed on? For now, Danny is still training on how to get a hold of these powers. But in the future, he’ll be able to control his powers, so he won’t be seeing the past of every ghost he meets without their consent. Consent is sexy, guys.)
- While Danny is hugging Jason, the corrupted ectoplasmic energy was getting purified. But Danny can only do the purification in small doses. And, well, he doesn’t need to hug Jason to purify him, but Danny doesn’t want to tell Jason that because the big guy looks deprived of hugs. So a daily dose of purification hugs is recommended for our resident undead.
- Jason grumbles, but assents to it because he hasn’t felt this light in years. He also helps them make the burgers.
- “We should just say ‘Get Jason Todd to cook your burgers, buy some root beer, and draw the constellation with melted chocolate’” Danny says, enjoying the burgers.
- Bernard nods, licking a finger clean of ketchup and mustard. “You gotta teach me how to make burgers like this, man,” he says to Jason. “The only burger patties I cook are the ones already packaged.”
- Jason smirked. “I’m still a student,” he said. Bernard and Danny were in disbelief. But Tim only nodded. “Alfred is the real master. He’s British, but the only food he messes up are the waffles and mashed potatoes. Everything else, he’s excels.”
- “But... anyone can make mashed potatoes???????”
- “We have a bet going on that he messes them up on purpose because Bruce likes them that way.”
- It’s when Danny de-transforms that Jason blinks and goes, “Whoa, you look like the Demon Brat!”
- Which then just proves Tim’s theory that maybe being a ghost has something to do with people recognizing them as humans. Maybe there’s an instant glamour when you’re a ghost for strangers to be unable to recognize you? Maybe when the ghost allows it, you’d be able to recognize them even as they appear or transform in front of you? Do all ghosts have the ability to appear human? Or is it just Danny? Can Jason transform?? But is Jason even half-ghost???
- (In this au, I’m having the glamour only working on halfas., but only because they assume two identities. When you’re a full ghost, you don’t have a different identity just your ghost one. Jason is not a ghost, he’s mostly human, not fully, because even as a human there is ectoplasmic energy running in his veins. Jason’s eyes will be glowing when he’s experiencing strong negative emotions, but these negative emotions are now more manageable. So, Jason is a human with ectoplasmic energy running in his veins. He doesn’t have two identities to switch with. No glamour for him, but being purified does make him a little bit stronger. Not superman strong, but the kind when you’re on an adrenaline high.)
- But also, yep, Tim wasn’t imagining it. Danny did look like Damian.
- It was then Bernard takes out his board full of red string and shares his theory on why Danny could be Damian’s long lost twin brother. Tim was probably asleep when he put this board together.
- “Assassins? Really?” Danny asked, amused. “I mean, I know I’m adopted, but why would I be associated with assassins? Wouldn’t the assassins be watching over me and keeping a closer eye on me in case my twin can’t take over as heir and they’d need a placeholder??”
- And so Bernard goes on, on how Danny was the weaker one of the twins. And maybe the boss wanted only the strong one, and maybe his mother had some ounce of motherly sympathy for him to be brought into a loving family before he eventually died. And there wasn’t any assassin assigned to him because they were so sure he’d die. Danny did explain to them that he got sick easily when he was younger. But after the accident that killed him, he didn’t get sick anymore. (Danny didn’t tell them that he’s still alive, though. He just told them he died, while he’s in the ghost world, he defeated the previous ghost king, and now he’s the ghost king).
- Cue Tim and Jason sweating in the background. Bernard could be right, because he mostly was right about Damian being associated with Assassins. But Danny doesn’t look convinced, just indulging, so thank goodness for that!
- So, it goes to a question on whether he wanted to meet Damian. But Danny tells them that he’ll think about it.
- So, they get on with choosing which burger “felt right”, but Danny decides to bring a burger he loves. From Nasty Burger. And asks Jason to try and make a better version.
- “Timmy, look for the recipe, will ya?”
- Danny is amused at the illegal hacking that was going on, but even if the recipe for Nasty Burgers might be a well-kept secret of the burger joint, he has no doubt these nerds will be able to find it.
- Tim downloads the recipe, Danny brings over the Nasty Burgers, they taste it and comments that it goes on par with Bat Burgers, to which Bernard arrives with his own batch for Danny to try.
- And, they were right. They are on par with each other. They both have their own distinct flavors for their patties, it’s unreal!
- Danny then decides to let both be a requirement for the ritual. A better version for both Bat Burger and Nasty Burger as improved by Jason Todd.
- After a full week of trying to make the perfect nasty burger and bat burger, Danny has to include all the other requirements for the ritual (like the root beer and how the constellation will be drawn, and that one requirement Tim suggested of the human having to have understanding of ghosts being more than just ghosts... Does Jason make a poem for Danny about it? Yes, he does. But nobody but Danny knows about this.)
-Finalized, The summoner has to read the poem out loud, draw the constellation with barbeque sauce, and place the ready-made burger by the summoner in the middle.
- Once Danny has put everything together, and tells the ghosts to update the summoning ritual, he asks Bernard to test it out (Jason ended up taking Bernard as a student in cooking).
- Danny appears in all his Ghost King glory, complete with a Nasty Burger Crown and Blanket Cape, with some cool neon green light show and some cool fog.
- It was a success! And they eat pizza as a celebration because they were sick of burgers already.
- They say good-bye to Danny. Danny tells them that he’ll still be visiting for Jason’s daily purification hugs, and they make plans for meeting up together.
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- One day, Damian as Robin catches Jason in his safe-house watching a movie with Timothy, Bernard, and... a clone of himself? But that’s a story for another day.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny fenton#bernard dowd#timothy drake#tim drake#jason todd#timbern#goddamn this is long what the fuck#do i know anything about these two franchises other than what i read on tumblr and ao3?? NOPE!#i haven't revisited danny phantom nor read the dc comics and it shows#might post later on ao3
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Hello, hope you're doing well ^u^
The Sinclair brothers (separate) heading out to another town/city to get groceries and other necessities? I feel like thins would be pretty hard with Vincent, though maybe on Halloween it could work?
As a side note, do you have plans to expand your character list in the future? Asking out of curiosity
-Snake
Heya! Yes, I do plan on expanding my list. I’ll try Michael Myers(young, not old), Jason V., and Thomas Heewit once. I think they might be fun to write.
(I’m actually really excited to talk about my Thomas Heewit x preg!reader au!)
The Sinclair Shoppings
Bo: Grab and Go
Shopping List King. If it’s not in the list, he’s not getting it. He doesn’t care how bad you want it, you’re not getting it.
But as the gif shows, he does like to buy in bulk.
Aims for easy cooking/quick cooking meals, but he’ll make some good southern food if he’s in the mood or something special is coming up like a holiday.
He doesn’t like being far from Ambrose because he doesn’t like leaving Vincent alone (or his s/o).
He’ll also put up flyers for people to come and visit the House of Wax if Vincent needs a new muse.
Side note: I have a hc that they do open the HoW to the public, cleaning it up a bit, and have people come visit from the other towns. The Sinclairs actually drew a crowd and get a lot of money, too! As always, they take 1/4 of the money and donate it the cancer hospital in memory of their mother.
If he’s in the mood, he’ll stop for food on his way home :3 Burger King or Wendy’s.
Vincent: Halloween Only
The Sinclair Brothers make a DAY out of this!
It’s Halloween night he he goes out in public for shopping and to the art store for the Scary Art Fair at the local community center.
He loves seeing other people’s art even if it’s made by amateurs. What he really loves is when kids look up at him without fear and show him their art! He as a shelf in his workshop with all the art the children have given him over the years.
Oh! And there’s an art competition for best Halloween art! Of COURSE, Vincent stays and does this art competition. He loves it!
Anyways, he goes shopping and gets the items he needs for art, the house, and for anything else.
Bo is by his side the whole time because he has to make sure his brother is safe. Also, they sell candy apples at the art fair. He’s a happy camper with his candy apple.
Lester: An Average Day
He’s the one that goes out and does the shopping mostly.
Whatever Bo or Vincent needs, he’ll get it. If Vincent needs new art items, he’ll get it as long as he has a brand name/packaging.
Lester is actually really good at finding good art tools and supplies. He has a membership at Michael’s and Joann’s just to get art stuff for Vincent.
Lester has to bring Bo along for new car parts.
He’ll always bring back food afterwards. Ice cream is his go to, and no one has complained about it!
He can be gone as long as he wants… well, as long as he’s home for dinner.
#bo sinclair#vincent sinclair#lester sinclair#house of wax#house of wax 2005#house of wax (2005)#house of wax fanfiction#house of wax fanfic#bo sinclair headcanons#vincent sinclair headcanon#lester sinclair headcanons#house of wax headcanons#bo sinclair fluff#vincent sinclair fluff#lester sinclair fluff#house of wax fluff#slasher headcanons#slasher
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I understand that the brothers are rich for convenience and they probably have human world currency but I think it'd be funny if like, Barbatos calls MC to the local burger king because Diavolo tried paying for his food in cursed gold coins and the cashier thinks he's bullshitting them.
Mc, opening their wallet: Alright...how much for a whopper....
Also, I think itd be funny if diavolo unironically loves Burger King and wears the stupid cardboard crown around anytime he can.
🍎 anon
My MC watching Diavolo like this 🤨 while his face lights up. “You say this coin is called a toonie? How remarkable!” while the poor cashier is holding out their hand waiting for Dia to pay for his coffee. 😂
Legit though, I could see Diavolo being fascinated with the different types of currency too. Like, some countries have really colourful bills or neat coins. He’s the type of person to count out change rather than use a card because it’s a novelty to him.
My MC would want to pay with their own cards when the large group goes out because they can get so many bonus points on the purchases. lol (Barbatos collects all the receipts so he can make sure MC is promptly reimbursed.)
Burger King isn’t that popular here and I forgot they had those little crowns LOL.
“Oh I like this crown! It’s much lighter than the one I have to wear back home.”
“Sir, this is a Burger King.”
Diavolo would LOVE the party crackers with the little paper crowns and cheesy jokes too. Barbatos would probably splurge on the good ones that come with decent prizes, or ngl he’d have them custom-made and tailored for each guest.
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i swear to fucking god im not a hater but if i see another fucking badly-made thumbnail boring neurotypical straight guy with lame monotone voice talking over buncha mfb clips video of the worst metal fight beyblade takes ive ever seen with the unfunniest jokes im gonna rearrange the DNA sequence of the closest person to me to that of a Doto greenamyeri nudibranch because i swear to god just shut the fuck up.
how the fuck do you meatheads base how much you like a character over powerscaling and win ratio. would you prefer a wild bear over your own mother because the bear is stronger than her? thats how you fuckin sound like. i gotta rant this shit out because i had enough if i hear another fucking "ryūga da goat🥶🐐" "beyblade really is that serious🤣" "This show is so acoustic😵" "did you know that moses split the sea with a be-" WE FUCKING KNOW THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS AT THIS POINT. ALSO IF YOU DEADASS USE AUTISM AS AN INSULT LET ALONE USE THE WORD ACOUSTIC OR ARTISTIC FOR IT STAY 7 KILOMETERS AWAY FROM ME AND ALSO DONT WATCH METAL FIGHT BEYBLADE EVERYONE IS GAY AND AUTISTIC YOU KNOW WHY⁉️ which cishet neurotypical out there makin spinning tops fight with neon green or blue whateverthefuck hair half the cast looks like they been hiding in closet before their debut episode.
PRIME example of these bad takes is , because of powerscaling again the hate on masamune ? i thought people hated him because they thought he was annoying (like how i did when i first watched it when i was little) (FOUR YRS OLD) and like id get that as in he talks alot or whatever but people hate him because. fucking. "he has a low win ratio and claims to be the number one blader" BITCH THATS A 15 YR OLD. or like around that age somewhere you get the point. so what if the taco doritos colour palette guy a little confident in himself bitch you hate fun you hate sillyness. people also use him as like a tool to praise kenta? constantly i see takes like "kenta is like masamune if masamune didnt suck" or something as in they both try to rise to the top and get stronger but one of them doesnt talk shit like did you know you can praise a character without putting down the other one motherfucker. another one is "masamune isnt a legendary blader because he talks shit but cant actually back it up" Hey my brother in Allah lets play a little game. which one of the fucking legendary bladers talks big about himself. you have ten seconds. 10...9...8....KING. KING IS RIGHT THERE .
also saw someone say damian shouldve been a legendary blader⁉️⁉️mf that boy was on rearrangement stereoids the effects of that wouldve already worn off by the time of metal fury how does that even WORKK😭😭 he was probably off with 3 big fucking pet dogs to eat custard pudding or sumn idk .Ryūga dickriding has been a thing for for ever but right now for some reason people decided they didnt talk about that guy enough. theres so many videos on him guys there are other characters to talk about i can write a three billion word essay on damian but i dont think i can say anything about ryūga that hasnt been said at this point. also the people who claim hes alive BECAUSE hes alive in the manga is crazy like yall cant see those as two different universes? im not saying wether if i think hes alive or not this isnt about that dont miss the point. i wanted to make text posts about mfb for forever but i was embarrased for god knows why so i just posted my mfb fanart on my main but i cant take it anymore (eatina burger with no honey mustard) must speak this time im afraid
also sorry if this is hard to read im not good at ending sentences where i should punctuation jumpscare. powerscaling mfs will hear u say u like a character like for example tsubasa or sumn and immediately bring up ryūga like shut the fuck up this shit happened on twitter i dont even use twitter i opened the app for 000.1 seconds. you just jelaous ryūga will never serve like did mf also im not a ryūga hater anyways i reached the character limit fuck
#rant post#Sorry i had to . FUCK.#mfb#beyblade#beyblade metal saga#metal fight beyblade#beyblade metal fight#beyblade metal fury#ryuuga#Ryūga#masamune kadoya#me if i was written by vivziepop
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hear me out but reader domming both Steve AND Eddie 😩🙏
♡ WHAT YOU DESERVE ♡ [E.M]
━━━━ PARING ! eddie munson x dom!reader, steve harrington x dom!reader, eddie munson x steve harrington
━━━━ WORDS ! 2.6k
━━━━ SYNOPSIS ! you return home from work only to be greeted with steve's dick down eddie's throat. you teach them a lesson about disobeying orders.
━━━━ INCLUDES ! d/s established relationship, hard dom!reader, sub!steve, sub!eddie, eddie giving steve some head, mlm, bisexual!eddie, bisexual!steve, vaginal sex, cunnlingus, smut, dacryphilia, brat!eddie, face slapping, spit kink, use of the word "slut", descriptive sex, unprotected sex, polygamous relationship, oral sex (m & f receiving), spanking, face sitting.
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"Eddie, Steve, I'm home and I got food," you called out once you stepped through the apartment door. You kicked the door behind you before making your way into the kitchen, dropping the bag of Burger King on the counter. You scanned the room but seen no sight of your boyfriends. Weird.
Frowning when your boyfriends didn't respond, you called out again, "Come to the kitchen before the food gets cold!" Again, no answer. Not only was it unlike them to not be waiting for you by the door when you came home, it was also odd for them to not respond when you called for them.
Guessing they were probably asleep in the bedroom or something, you made your way to where you guessed they were. Once to the bedroom door, you opened it, ready to scold them for not coming when you called but instead you huffed when you saw what you two boys were so preoccupied with.
Steve stood naked, a hand covering his mouth to stifle his moans while his other hand guided Eddie's head on his dick. Eddie sucked him off vigorously while on his knees, also completely naked. Eddie stared up at Steve as he bobbed his head quickly on his thick shaft, slightly gagging at the girth in his mouth. His hand lazily stroked at his own cock between his legs, dick hard and red at the tip. Above him Steve was fighting to remain quiet while Eddie sucked him off like his dick was his very last meal on this earth.
If you weren't so irritated, you would've gladly encouraged it. But unfortunately for them you weren't in a good mood.
"And what do you two sluts think you're doing?" you hissed, alerting the two men to your presence. Both Eddie and Steve freeze and snapped their heads to you, fear starting to sink in. Eddie quickly moved his head off Steve's cock and sprung up to his feet. They didn't even bother putting their clothes back on because they knew they'd soon come right back off if they did. Punishment was inevitable, they did disobey you after all.
"Ah- shit- we-we didn't hear you coming," Steve was the first on to make up an excuse. He tried to give you an apologetic smile, but it only came out nervous and shaky. Steve didn't mind a few slaps to his face or ass when he disobeyed but he wasn't like Eddie who was a serious brat. It was usually Eddie who was getting punished the most by you, not Steve, he's supposed to be your good boy.
"Bullshit. You're telling me you didn't hear me yelling in this tiny ass apartment? It's not like I was that far away from you two. Try again smartass," Steve looked down to the floor at your words. When you looked over to Eddie who hadn't said anything since you found them, you noticed a small smirk on his lips. He was happy that you were mad.
He really knew how to push your fucking buttons.
You stalked over to him, fire in your eyes, before grabbing his neck harshly and pulling him to you, "I'm sorry but is there something amusing to you, slut?" you tilted your head, hand tightening slightly around his thin throat that you were sure could snap if you applied just a little more pressure. You made space between your clothed body and his naked one, not wanting to give him satisfaction from your clothes brushing up against his naked frame.
He tried to remain unfazed by your grip at his throat, but his slight whimper gave him away, "What can I say darling? you know I love to be punished by you," his smirk grew wider at the more agitated you became. He knew you hated when he acted like a smug little bitch, smirking at you like that. The madder you get means the more pain he received. He's such a pain slut, it's almost sickening.
You narrowed your eyes and let go of Eddie's neck, pushing him away from you. You stepped back and looked at the two, still irradiated. You did a sharp intake once you noticed that both Eddie and Steve's dicks were hard. Like rock solid against their stomach. It seems your little display made them aroused.
"So, not only did you disobey my one rule to not get off without my permission when I'm away, you two look about ready to bust just by me raising my voice at you. Unbelievable," you laughed. In reality you weren't really that mad at them, but you did love your theatrics.
Steve looked down at his dick and covered it with both hands, looking bashful. At least he had the decency to look ashamed meanwhile Eddie was anything but. He proudly wiggled his hips, dick wagging along with his movement, his signature smirk on his lips. He grasped his length and gave it a tug, trying to entice you. You hated to admit it was working.
"On your knees the both of you," you gestured to the floor, facial expression leaving no room for debate. Steve quickly did as he was told. He got on his hands and knees, head pointing to the carpet. Eddie, on the other hand, stayed standing, head up high as a sign of defiance.
Clearing your throat, you repeated, "I said on your knees," you looked at Eddie pointedly, brow raised high. Sighing in defeat and sticking his tongue out at you, he kneeled but didn't put his head down like his obedient boyfriend beside him. You walked over to him and tilted his head over to look at Steve.
"Safe words?" you asked the two.
"Metal," Eddie said.
"Red," Steve said.
"I'm going to spank you both for your disobedience. Steve, your first. Eddie, watch him," you told the two before walking to where Eddie's pants lay and removing the belt from the jeans. To your surprise Eddie actually listened to your orders with nary a peep. Steve let out a gasp when you ran the belt over his ass softly before giving his cheek a sharp slap with your other hand. He jolted and released a stifled moan at the impact.
"I've...decided, that I will give you a few less spanks than Eddie. It seems you haven't angered me entirely, baby" you spoke to Steve, fingers running through his brown locks and scratching his scalp. He whimpered and thanked you, saying your name softly. While he preened under your fingers, you suddenly gripped his hair tight, pulling his head back, "But don't think for a second think I'm letting you off easy," you added with a sneer.
"Call me mistress and count to 10," you told Steve before you looked over to Eddie, expression changing to something more sinister, "You'll count to 15," he opened his mouth to reply but stopped once you held your finger up, "Any back talk from you and I'll have you counting to 30 and I'll make sure you won't be cumming tonight. Got it?"
"Of course, mistress," Eddie replied innocently as if he didn't know what you were so angry and fussy about. He looked at you through his lashes, biting his lip seductively.
You rolled your eyes before turning away from Eddie. You stopped petting Steve's hair and returned behind him, silently admiring his and Eddie's plump ass. You grasped the belt in one hand before drawing it back and letting it hit Steve's ass. You tried to not go so hard with the leather belt.
"Ah- 1," Steve said in a shaky voice, attempting to not sound so helpless but failing miserably. He yelped and whimpered as you delivered 9 more lashes to his ass with the belt. His arms ached at having to hold himself up will his ass was getting spanked. By the time you finished, his ass was beet red and probably throbbing. You quickly retrieved some butt cream and applied it generously to his red ass. He hissed when your hand started to rub his ass soothingly.
Eddie watched the whole ordeal with lustful eyes and a painfully hard dick between his legs. You didn't even have to look at him to know that he was desperate for release and pleasure. He didn't care what form it came in. He wanted to get fucked. And fucked hard.
"Your turn," you said with a full-blown grin on your face, looking at Eddie. You were itching to get your hands on him so you can punish him, thoroughly, for his smug behavior. You moved over to him and didn't even give him time to respond with a snarky reply before sticking the belt to his ass. He cried out and jolted at the impact on his ass, tears springing in the corner of his brown eyes.
He counted each hit, voice shaky and sore from screaming. You grinned cruelly as you ruined him, leaving him sore and bruised. While you were a little more careful with Steve, you didn't hold back on Eddie. You knew he could take it. His voice was cracked when you finished. You moved the belt away from him while he trembled and whimpered below you. You didn't bother with putting cream on his ass like you did with Steve. Besides, he liked the ache on his ass after a nice spanking.
You threw the belt on the bed and stood in front on the two. They watched you avidly as you removed your clothes slowly. You hesitated with your bra once you got to it, slowly letting your breasts pop out of the constricting cloth. Their mouths watered as you slipped your panties off, letting them drop to the floor. You knew they were staring at your naked body with lustful eyes, it made you feel confident.
"Steve lay on your back," you instructed him. Like a good boy, he did what he was told, rolling over on his back, awaiting further instructions. You walked over to him and crouched down above his face. Already knowing what you were about to do, he opened his mouth wide and stuck his tongue out for you. You sighed and closed your eyes when you felt Steve's tongue connect with your dripping cunt.
"Eddie start sucking his cock," You managed to say through the haze of pleasure you felt. Without having to be told twice Eddie crawled over to Steve, grasped his cock in one hand before sucking him.
Below you, Steve let out a muffled moan as you slowly moved your hips on his face, grinding your clit on his tongue. He thrust his tongue in your hot center and circled your clit teasingly. You gradually sped up your movement once Steve's actions on your pussy started to become too much. His tongue was vigorously sucking and licking at your clit, demanding your cum to be all over his face, coating him completely. Eddie bobbed his head on Steve's hard cock, the appendage throbbing in his hot mouth. His cock was already going to burst but when Eddie started to suck him, the feeling only got worse.
"Suck that pussy like a fucking champ...oh yes Steve!" your words spurred him on, causing his tongue to speed up 10-fold. You grabbed both of your breasts, tweaking the nipples, as you rolled your hips on his face. He thrust into Eddie's mouth and sucked at your clit, making your toes curl involuntarily. Your hips were now moving on its own accord.
"Are you gonna cum baby? gonna cum from me riding your pretty lips and Eddie sucking your fat cock, huh?" you crooned, hips speeding up once you felt your orgasm approaching. Steve nodded frantically, saying something but it only came out muffled, "You're such a dirty slut, ugh!" you threw your head back.
"Fuck- cum for your mistress, cum for me baby," and with that you came with a drawn-out moan, hips stuttering. Your juices flowed out of your pussy and into Steve's mouth. He greedily lapped at your pussy, not wanting to waste any drop of cum. He came seconds after you told him to, thrusting up into Eddie's greedy mouth before shooting ropes of cum into his mouth. Eddie swallowed his cum with a moan around his shaft, bobbing his head throughout his orgasm.
Steve lay beneath you completely spent. You stood and faced Eddie who was staring at you with half-lidded eyes, tongue darting out to lick the cum that was on his lips.
"Lay back, I want your dick," you told him, hands on your hips. Even after getting your pussy ate out, you were still horny and in need of a dick to fill you up. Eddie seemed to be just as horny as you because he quickly did what he was told. Your pussy throbbed as you walked to Eddie. Once to him you spread your legs on either side of him before you crouched low, inches away from engulfing his hard cock. You held him in your hand as you lined him up then slowly pushed him into you. Both of you moaned at the feeling.
You slowly started to bounce, lifting yourself off his dick before forcefully dropping down, ass slapping to his balls and upper thigh. Eddie's hands were above his head while he gave a few shallow thrusts into your pussy. You cursed when his dick grazed your g-spot. Slowly your bounces turned more forceful and faster. Eddie's face twisted in pleasure as your pussy clenched around him, locking him in.
"So... fucking...tight," Eddie moaned out, eyes rolling back. You moved your hands to his chest, feeling his lean figure under your fingers before you moved them to his hard nipples. You flicked them with your fingers and squeezed them, making Eddie whimper and jolt. You continued to play with his nipples while you moved one hand to his face, giving it a harder slap.
"Ah, fuck!" he gasped in shock before you gave him another slap to the face. His cheeks were now red from the forceful slaps to his cheeks. Tears sprung in Eddie's eyes at the pain he received, though a small smile graced his lips. You gripped both of his shoulders, using them for leverage, as you bounced on Eddie's cock. He thrust up into you, finally finding your sweet spot and hitting it dead-on, causing you to moan.
"Yes, right fucking there, keep fucking me just like that slut!" you slapped his face again as you continued your ruthless pace on his cock. He did as you commanded him to, quickly thrusting into your pussy, balls slapping against your ass loudly. His mouth dropped open as his eyes rolled back.
"M'gonna cum, gonna cum in your pussy and fill you up mistress!" he went cross eyed while his tongue lolled out of his already open mouth. He looked so fucked out and desperate to cum.
"You're gonna cum like a dirty slut?" you said breathlessly.
Eddie nodded vigorously, "Oh fuck yes, I'm gonna cum so hard, please let me cum mistress, need to cut so fucking bad for you!" he pleaded, tears falling down his pink cheeks.
"Cum in my pussy," you growled out. Eddie came with a loud moan and violent shudder, sperm shooting up into your pussy. You bounced a few more times before you also came, thighs shaking as your grip tightened on Eddie's shoulders. He groaned beneath you as he gave a few more thrusts before shooting his last ropes of cum into you. When his orgasm subsided, you could feel the cum fill you up, leaving you full but extremely satisfied.
#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x you#eddie munson#steddie#steve harrington#steve harrington x reader#sub!steve harrington#dom!reader#dom reader#sub eddie munson#sub!eddie munson#eddie munson x steve harrington
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This Week in BL
Feb 2023 Wk 1
Being a highly subjective assessment of one tiny corner of the interwebs. Organized by which ones (in each category) I’m enjoying most.
Ongoing Series - Thai
My School President (Fri YT) ep 9 of 12 - WinSound totally won me over in this ep. They were great. Their competitive style of romance, made me really happy. Double tsundere it’s so rare to get and not be annoying or depressing. Of course the mains were adorable too.
Never Let Me Go (Tues YT) ep 8 of 12 - Solid little episode. Perth in the pool, thank U BL gods. Peeling the shrimp to rope, always a favorite of mine. Some awesome couple flirting and a nice romantic sex scene. What’s not to like about this episode?
Hit Bite Love (Sat YouTube) ep 2 of 6 - King is fucking adorable. Burger is clueless and (apparently) entirely straight. Shogun is one of the gayest characters ever put in high school BL. Heda is kinda awesome, basically a chaos wingman. Matteo is interesting. I genuinely like the central friendship between King & Shogun a lot. Queer baby besties! It’s Ming & Wayo-esk but better. Holy KINK FEST outta nowhere, BLman! I’m getting total whiplash with this show. Very Make It Right. What does it want to be? Who tf knows but I’m into it, that’s for sure. It’s accomplishing something, which most pulps don’t.
609 Bedtime Story (Fri WeTV) ep 11fin - my backup computer is down so I haven’t had a chance to watch this yet. Hopefully but next week’s report.
Ongoing Series - Not Thai
HIStory 5: Love in the Future (Taiwan Weds Viki) ep 6 of 10 (or 11&12 of 20) - Jonny’s hair is driving me nuts. Hai Yi’s behavior is confusing me too. Office boys remain totally adorable. Very doomy mid run ep 6. Ah Taiwan, how unpredictable you are.
Candy Color Paradox AKA Ameiro Paradox (Japan Fri Gaga) ep 7 of 8 - these weirdos make for very strange boyfriends. Frankly? K seems like a useless bit of business, if you ask me.
Individual Circumstances (Korea Thurs Viki) ep 5-6 of 8 - I’m just annoyed with Mr. Tsundere at this point, he’s gone from grumpy to mean. I just want him to have a really good reason for having disappeared without saying anything, and good does not mean “sensitive pathetic authorial feels.” You don’t abandon your best friend just because you fell in love with them, that’s an unforgivably shitty thing to do.
The End Of The World, With You AKA Bokura no Micro na Shuumatsu (Japan Sun Gaga ep 1 of 8 - Stars Toshiki Seto (Senpai, This Can't Be Love). The world is about to be destroyed by a meteor, so Masumi visits his old uni library to read as much as he wants until the end. There he meets Ritsu, his player ex. It’s a bit awkward, and I’m not sure about the premise (it scares me that it might be sad). It’s racier, gayer, and has better kissing than i was expecting (again a sign it might go dark). Also Is Ritsu a big time bi-slut player or is that Masumi’s perspective? Regardless I’m intrigued if wary.
Finished this week
The New Employee (Korea Weds Viki) ep 7fin - They are so cute it’s unbelievable. I thought it was a good office romance ending, if not a great Bl ending. All in all this is a darn near perfect nugget of an office romance BL, sweet and much gayer than we have any right to expect from Korea. Rainbow rice cakes forever! 9/10
Between Us (Sun iQIYI) ep 12fin - It’s a serviceable series about hot swimmers flirting and dealing with family drama in a sweetly earnest manner, but ultimately it squanders the talent in play. I would’ve preferred a cleaner narrative arc, less angst and more plot, fewer couples, and a shorter series. That said, there’s nothing objectively wrong, sub-standard, or off-putting about this show. And it has lots of consent and other good qualities. It’s fine. Watch along here. 8/10
I Will Knock You (Fri Gaga) ep 12fin - I did think a lot over why I disliked this one. Because on the surface it’s just your standard slightly terrible Thai pulp, and I’m usually not that mean about them. I think in the end it comes down to the uke who just seemed to never warm to the boy pursuing him, and never really actually wanted to be his boyfriend. Also terrible dead fish kiss. 5/10
Gossip
Apparently we have new scions (waves goodbye to BrightWin) - GeminiFourth: The Crown Princes of BL. If you’re wondering how their chemistry is so good (My School President), this article may explain it.
In Case You Missed It
Caught up on 2020′s The Reason Why He Fell In Love With Me. (Gaga picked it up and I’ve been wanting to see it since it got announced in 2019.)
TRWHFILWM Series 1 - 2 teachers who work together at the same high school, one outgoing and the other reserved, start an affair. Gave me Ossan’s Love vibes and that is my least favorite kind of JBL. It’s just far too cartoonish and slapstick and I don’t like it. That said, it has several kisses, a happy ending, and they are cute together. So if you can this style BL, it you might like it.
TRWHFILWM Special - Completely ignores the first couple and the teacher premise, carrying over just one main character, and should have been a new BL (Boys Love flashbacks). I understand 2021′s season 2 continues this tactic. But I’ll watch it eventually.
Next Week Looks Like This:
Not a lot actually, which is cool, I still got some 2022 catching up still to do. Why You Y Me, may be?
Starting:
Moonlight Chicken (Weds? YouTube) 1 of 8 -
My Beautiful Man S2 - ??? sorry I’m scared of this one and not really paying attention, it being Japan and a desirable property, I’m assuming it will either be impossible to find or just show up on my dash in 2 places at once.
Feb releases list is here.
2023 forthcoming BL master post. (see comments some are inaccurate, NOT UPDATED)
THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENTS
Hit Bite Love it’s classic terrible Thai pulp and I’m kinda loving it.
Thank you very much GMMTV.
FINALLY!
Also FINALLY.
More FINALLY (My School President).
I love the acknowledged combative nature of this relationship. It’s great.
(last week)
Current Kpop earworm? Under the Skin by &team, eh, it’s catchy I guess
#SoundWin#this week in BL#bl news#BL gossip#upcoming BL#best BL#new BL#BL reviews#Thai BL#korean bl#Taiwanese BL#Japanese BL#live action yaoi#Rakutan Viki#gagaoolala#GMMTV#Kpop earworm#My School President#Never Let Me Go#Hit Bite Love#Make It Right#609 Bedtime Story#HIStory 5: Love in the Future#Candy Color Paradox#Ameiro Paradox#Individual Circumstances#The End Of The World With You#Bokura no Micro na Shuumatsu#The New Employee#Between Us
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Okay.. So like what about platonic batfamily with a gender neutral or male who's like 15-17 who's like a ball of sunshine who likes to pull small and harmless pranks in Gotham but can be really helpful when needed if you don't mind!
(Graphic description when you mentioned a male reader sunshine ball)
Sorry if I made a mistake in writing a male character. Being a girl, I really don't know how well I describe or portray a male figure. But I will try my best.
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I think, for him to have access to the family and have the confidence to make jokes, he should have been with them for a good while and know all the hiding places.
The reader should have been living with the Wayne family at the mansion for a while by now. Including with Stockholm Syndrome, as they would give him the space and not realize he did things. How they were not aggressive pranks, involving harming someone directly or physical in a violent way. They let it be.
Obviously he would have his satellite GPS on at all times, as they want to make sure he doesn't wander off. Bruce would have the rule of "If he's not farther away than the surveillance zone of one of his siblings, no problem". I mean, they already know he won't wander off.
So. Jokes.
I think it would depend a lot on what kind of animus he's in and the location.
For example: if he sees that Ivy has been making messes for several days, with Bruce's VIP black card, he would buy several artificial flowers, stitches and paint everything to look like real plants. Then he would distribute them in various parts of the city and, while eating various snacks, he would have the fun of watching on the computer how Ivy despairs for not being able to control that plant or flower.
In the case of the Sauce King or King Condiment, he would go to the battle scene, with various hot dogs and hamburgers, and then start chasing the villain. "Yeah, I know you're fighting Batman, all right…. But could you put some Dijon mustard on my burger? What do you mean you don't have Dijon mustard? Italian spiced mayonnaise? Neither, what about cheese sauce or balsamic, neither? Weren't you the King of condiments?"
Obviously that joke would be double-edged: it would stop that persecution because the poor villain looks devastated at that logic, but then your father and brothers would take you to your punishment corner because now their suits smell like hot bell pepper olive sauce.
I think, within standards, they would allow him to banter directly with the low-life villains. Since that way they keep this one from playing pranks on them for a considerable length of time. They don't mind their little brother's pranks, rather, they love to see him laugh when they fall for them.
But they also don't like having to remove all the glitter from their motorcycle tires; for safety reasons. Or that Bruce's space helmet has googly eyes glued on with crazy glue; he obviously kept the helmet in a safe place, but the googly eyes were discordant with his image. They appreciated it, but it makes it funnier to see the Riddle trying to guess the new password that was put on his phone when his son hacked it.
Or when the reader paid Clayface to act like him so he could sneak into the Gala kitchen so he could eat all the mini sausages and convince the chefs to give him a whole tub of ice cream.
They love to watch you play sweet, innocent pranks. It means you've already bonded with them and have the confidence to make them around you.
Of course, always watched, and if some villain wants to take replesarias… let's say they do not hesitate that one or another punch falls on them.
It was just their sweet little boy trying to have fun
#yandere batfamily#yandere batfam#yandere batfam x reader#male reader#yandere platonic#yandere platonic batfamily x reader#yandere platonic batman
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now i'm imagining all of the vault hunters working at fast food establishments (except aurelia. she'd probably be a critic at some extremely fancy-pants restaurant), which ones do you think would fit each of those?
Alright this is probably my favorite ask I've gotten in a while. Full disclosure I rarely eat fast food so I'm going solely off of vibes here
Roland: Gives me McDonald's/Burger King manager energy (except he's a good dude and not like a shitty manager) ((we love roland))
Lilith: Honestly? I could see Lilith working at like Panera. If that doesn't count as fast food probably like... Pizza Hut.
Brick: You already know my man works at Burger King. He wears the crown.
Mordecai: Definitely like a pizza hut or domino's type of guy. Tired and doesn't get paid enough (no fast food worker does)
Axton: you know that one drive thru worker who would sing the McDonald's theme and everyone loved him? That's Axton.
Maya: Maya would probably find herself working at Starbucks. I could absolutely see her being a fantastic barista and calling anyone who whined about her order a bitch. Also she'd look good in the apron...
Zer0: Works at Five Guys, also does the "Back at it again at Krispy Kreme" Vine thing every shift. Worked at Subway, got fired because they'd make people speak in haiku to order their sandwiches.
Salvador: Wendy's man. Surprisingly, tame at work. I could also see him as a Dunkin Donuts worker.
Gaige: If Gaige was forced to work fast food she'd probably get a McDonald's job and do the "overly nice but obviously sarcastic" voice to everyone until she snapped and got fired. Also probably dips her metal hand in the grease traps to slap a bitch.
Krieg: "THE LITTLE MAN LOVES THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYE'S!" also employee of the month.
Athena: Canonically was very desperate for work so probably any of them but I think the funniest thing I can think of is Athena being one of those stone-cold McDonald's managers that have to constantly deal with shitty customers. I could also totally see her being a Chipotle worker and wrapping her burritos way too tightly out of aggression.
Nisha: I don't know if Texas Roadhouse counts but if it doesn't she'd definitely be working at a Pizza Hut. Hates her job.
Wilhelm: Disgruntled Burger King worker. (This ask was in response to the post I made about him)
Claptrap: Honestly, I could see Claptrap at any fast food restaurant but thinking of Claptrap as a sign spinner for like... Taco Bell seems perfect. KFC is also an option (props if you get this)
Timothy: Again, would work any kind of job for money, but I want to say he'd fit into like a Sonic or something.
Aurelia: As per the ask, would not go within 500 feet of a fast food restaurant. Prestigious food critic, total bitch about it. (I really love Aurelia I promise)
FL4K: Gives me Burger King energy because I think it'd be hilarious to see them wearing the crown. Also because I want to hear SungWon Cho (FL4K's VA) say "Your whopper is ready."
Zane: Banned from all fast food restaurants for public inebriation. Was formerly employed at Panda Express.
Moze: You know my girl is a Taco Bell employee. Drinks exclusively Baja Blast mixed with monster. Constantly making suggestions to people about what's good on the menu. Somehow doesn't put on any weight even when her diet is solely Taco Bell for like a month.
Amara: You know Amara would ideally want to work at one of those muscle bars, but as for fast food? I want to say she'd work at Arby's because she finds the commercials funny. That or Chipotle.
#borderlands#borderlands 2#borderlands 3#roland the soldier#lilith the siren#brick the berserker#mordecai the hunter#axton the commando#maya the siren#zer0 the assassin#salvador the gunzerker#gaige the mechromancer#krieg the psycho#athena the gladiator#borderlands the pre sequel#wilhelm the enforcer#claptrap borderlands#claptrap the fragtrap#aurelia the baroness#aurelia hammerlock#timothy the doppelganger#timothy lawrence the doppleganger#nisha kadam#nisha the lawbringer#moze the gunner#fl4k the beastmaster#zane the operative#zane flynt#amara the siren
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Steve and Bucky being desperate for money and becoming hired hands and having to guard a captured Tony for their temp boss. And said boss says it’s for a good reason and Tony’s kept comfortably, but they also find themselves quickly realizing that
Tony does not do “comfortable” well, he needs more enrichment in his enclosure and so Steve and Bucky have to entertain/play with/wrangle him constantly and
Oh no not only is Tony cute as hell he’s a ton of fun and smart and wonderful and who needs money? They need to get him out of here
(Of course then Tony rewards them handsomely)
Asdjsdkhsd enrichment in his enclosure 😂 I’m sorry I took that the entirely wrong way.
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“Well, Obadiah’s never given me strippers before,” Tony drawled, arms crossed over his chest, eyebrows nearly in his hair with how high they were raised.
“We’re your guards,“ Steve said flatly. “Not strippers.”
Tony jerked, nose wrinkling in affront. “And you don’t think that’s a waste?”
“It’s kind of a waste,” Bucky agreed when Steve could only gape at him, offended. “Problem is that we’re super jealous, so stripping isn’t really feasible.”
Tony frowned, disappointed, and muttered another bitter ‘wasteful,’ before he looked at the box Steve was holding. “Is that for me?”
Steve nodded and handed it over. “It’s a prototype of some kind. He said he wanted you to get it to--”
“This man has kept me locked in a bunker for five years and plans to continue to do so,” Tony cut in. “Fuck him.” He took the box and turned, heaving it at the wall. Something shattered. It sounded expensive.
Steve and Bucky watched him jump on the box a few times, apparently just for good measure, and only then did he peel it open to peer inside.
“Five years,” Bucky muttered, leaning into Steve. “He told us that it was just a few months, to keep him safe.”
“He said Tony was a liar,” Steve began, then nearly swallowed his tongue when he saw the days-and-days-and-days scratched into one of the cement walls. “Oh my god. No wonder he paid us so much. He’s bribing us to believe him.”
Bucky watched Tony pick through the pieces in the box, muttering to himself about how Obadiah had confiscated his last weapon so he’d have to make his new one smaller, then turned to look up at Steve. “The check cleared, yeah?”
“Yes, I made sure before we showed up. Why?” Steve asked. Bucky rolled his eyes and nodded at Tony. Steve followed his gaze, considering, before he called out, “Hey, Tony, you wanna take a field trip?”
Tony looked up from what he was doing, blinking. Then he narrowed his eyes, distrusting. “Are you going to sell me to someone else?”
“Listen, we didn’t even want this job, we’re just desperate,” Bucky said. “He told us you were being kept here for your safety. If he’s lying, we don’t wanna work for him, and we’re not leaving you here.”
“What’s he gonna do? Sue us because we didn’t keep you imprisoned?” Steve added.
Tony continued to squint at them, obviously not believing them. Finally, he said, “I want a cheeseburger. They refuse to go to Burger King for me.”
“What fucking cheapskates, we’ll get you two,” Bucky scoffed.
“And a chocolate milkshake,” Steve added.
Tony looked back and forth between them, then clapped his hands together. “Well! Don’t have to tell me twice! Keep this up and I’ll repay you with sexual favors.”
Steve looked like he was in physical pain. Bucky ran a hand over his face and sighed, “Doll...”
“...No sex work jokes, okay,” Tony said, rubbing his arm awkwardly. “Um, but can we go before he comes to check on me? He likes to do that every time my guards change because he likes to gloat that I won’t ever get close to them when they change so often. You’re the only guards I’ve ever had that seem to have a conscience.”
“Welp,” Steve said, marching over to pick him up and throw him over his shoulder. “Here we go then.”
“Um?!” Tony squeaked as Steve began carrying him out.
“He gets like this,” Bucky offered, which didn’t seem to help with Tony’s confusion in the slightest.
#aurumacadicus answers#ask meme#new trope/plot meme#stuckony#joke's on steve and bucky#tony is slutty and knows barely any kindness#once he realizes they're Good People he's like 'great! now how to get them to fuck me'
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Hi! I was wondering if I could get hunter x male reader who's got autism? If not, hunter x male reader where they're enemies but they get caught in a trap and the only way to get out safely is to dance in a specific way. (I've been listening to Underground by Cody fry on repeat and it's what gave me the idea 😅)
Yeah of course!
Hunter x Male! Autistic Reader
(I wrote this with a reader in mind but didn’t really fixate on gendered terms so this can be read as a GN Reader too)
(I also love Cody Fry dude, if you haven’t heard his other songs you should listen I’m sure you’d love them. Some of them are covers but honestly I think he outdoes himself with most of his music)
- not to push my agenda on here, but hunter’s also most likely on the spectrum, he just didn’t get the advantage of growing up in a place where diagnosis was an option. so when you first tell him about it prepare for lots of questions. it isn’t to overwhelm you (but if it does he will totally back off and give you some space) he’s just trying to make sure he knows everything he can.
- asks around (specifically luz as she has her own experience with diagnosis) and finds a few books on it, though he’s especially excited to learn from you (especially if this means that he can help you cope with any symptoms better)
- when he finds out about any interests of yours, he’s so beyond happy to see you excited about something, he wants to hear all about it, all your favorite facts, what first got you into it. (if this is also overwhelming he’ll opt to infodump about his interests instead)
- definitely gets you tiny gifts related to your interests or hyperfixations, (or will make them depending on if it’s a common interest or not) though as much as he loves to see your reactions to them, he’ll occasionally leave them in your room just so you can react without worrying about masking. (he stresses out quite a bit himself when gifted something and having to immediately react in front of others)
- similar to how he made his costume from cosmic frontier, if you want a halloween costume related to your interest this boy will put everything he has into making it for you. anything to see your joy.
- that being said if anyone were to ever make fun of your excitement for these interests, they’ll have an angry hunter to deal with
- if you get overstimulated? he’s the best at finding hiding places. big closets, quiet gardens, places only the two of you frequent? his absolute favorite. he’ll hold you if you’re not uncomfortable with it, and if not he’ll sit beside offering verbal comfort (to his best capability)
“it’s alright, I promise, i’m right here.”
- doesn’t realize it but he tends to mimic your stims, so if you don’t point this out to him someone in the group probably will. it’s both a case of mirroring and finding out stim’s he also likes. though has some of his own as well (chewing on things he’s holding, clapping, hand flaps) flapjack and him tend to flap together though.
- he did pick up a stim where he sang the burger king whopper song because he heard it in commercials too many times.
- if you have any sensory issues with food, he’ll be sure to advocate for them the best he can, whether this means helping you make safe foods or just reminding anyone making the food of these struggles. very “excuse me, they asked for no pickles” energy.
#the owl house#toh#the owl house headcanons#the owl house x reader#the owl house hunter#hunter toh#hunter the owl house#golden guard#toh headcanons#toh hunter#hunter x reader#hunter noceda x reader#hunter wittebane#hunter noceda#hunter wittebane x reader#luz the human#luz toh#hunter deamonne#hunter owl house#flapjack#hunter deamonne x reader
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Anime North 2023 💀👍
More highlights and photos under read-more
I originally was going to have my Spamton plush with the ‘CRIMINAL’ sign but his head was too big and would make him fall
scene punk Rainbow Dash cosplayer passing by as I was strapping Reigen to my chest and saying I look amazing
people yelling ‘criminal!’ when seeing the Reigen plush
the two tabling that specifically said ‘Reigen in jail!’ (I bought a Mob pin from them)
the person who only took of photo of Reigen plushie, not me
migraine and forgot ibuprofen but Im so so strong and brave (my vision was going in and out all day)
seeing a golden guard Hunter cosplayer and we both pointed as a first reaction
another Hunter cosplayer who was a photographer so they asked for different poses
accidentally approached a table thinking the person was talking to me (they weren’t)
buying mp100 merch from a table and letting them know I was changing to Reigen later so they asked me to come back when I do
coming back and a lot of pointing and thumbs ups
being thankful I decided to bring two cosplays to switch between because wearing the coven scout cosplay meant 2-3 layers on my legs and I was melting
I walked HOW MUCH?
being in a different cosplay so it doesnt feel as weird circling the same tables over as I do
uu-chan!!!
I even thought to myself earlier that day “I wish I had an uu-chan”
people that specifically took selfies with me rather than just me (I find it endearing)
someone complimented my cosplay then asked to punch my Reigen plushie
whoever you are, I felt that punch in my hand, I hope you had a good day
my eyesight is bad, and the sun made seeing my phone harder, so I kept accidentally taking videos instead of photos
didn’t want to keep the cosplayer waiting though so I opted to just screencap the videos later
two at a table called my attention for my Reigen cosplay, said I was the only Reigen they saw
I said “well there’s TWO here” and pointing/posing with the plush
they lamented that their Mob pins sold out just before I arrived
it’s the Mob pin I bought earlier too so I let them know I actually bought it before in a different cosplay
the recognition at the Reigen plushie and yelling “Reigen in jail!!”
“yes, but he’s been freed!”
just some silly cheering about it
anyway shout-out to @warddraws because I think I’ll be using this Mob pin often
the guy that accidentally hit my shoulder:
this Miku
debating buying a poster I was staring at for a solid minute, coming back for it later and the artists being like “Reigen’s back :)”
seeing a sans and reigen magnet parody poster, panicking when ppl behind me started talking about it and heard “..he looks like-”, and sped-walked away
forgot to come back to that table.... I didnt get to actually look at their merch im sorry
I really don’t know why I felt so self-conscious there cuz I thought the poster was hilarious??
also lamenting a beautiful MP100 print I saw that was sold out, and pretty Hanzo merch because I have enough Hanzo
watched people playing DDR and being impressed and afraid of ppl that are good at it
someone who was cosplaying Mob but changed before we met (which is still :() but called my cosplay ‘crisp’
scribbled down requests from my friends when waiting
(reigen kicked out of walmart) (reigen as a coven scout)
reigen gets burger king
is burger king
now scrolling through the Anime North tags and yelling at merch I didn’t see what I was there that I would’ve bought
alas
my legs are still dead but this was one of the most fun AN trips I’ve had actually
#anime north#anime north 2023#me post#cosplay#reigen arataka#coven scout#mp100#owl house#not quite selfie#fighting myself w this post cuz I try to keep actual personal content pretty minimal on here lol#feels a little embarassing at times
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☆ the boxers watching horror movies ☆
sorry for dissapearing (again) i was busy trying to stay sane, also dont think of any specific movie i dont like movies because fuck staying still, this is less like my usual stuff since its more like a "what kind of horror do they like if they even like horror at all"
Glass Joe
- horror movie connoseiur and a bit of a elitist even though he doesnt like to admit to it, will call you a fake horror fan if youre a fan of something popular, unless youve watched a film found at bottom of a basement filmed on a moldy carrot with a dead pigeon decapitating people that is banned in 20 countries and can be only bought if you solve 28 riddles given to you by 5 swedish gnomes at a snowy forest in the depths of serbia, youre a FAKER.
- likes movies that are probably banned from 9282892926288373982829192972626626262783929273928286382872728282 countries due to having excessive violence
- the only thing that will phase him in a movie is the dog dying, only because NOT THE DOG!!!
- psychological horror movies hit the sweet spot for him
Von Kaiser
- no, nuh uh. Hates horror and only appreciates comedy - horror that is ment to be not very scary
- if he were to watch actual horror movies that went to the deep end, he probably wouldnt be able to sleep for days
- cries when the dog dies in horror movies
Disco Kid
- scared but loves it, yes hes traumatized, yes he wants to see more, horror is just captivating to him for some reason, when he watches a horror movie wayy too spooky for him he whips up badly made horror movies and watches them
- gets tense watching the characters fall and run like dumbasses to the point where he just shouts "STOP FALLING!!!" When he sees a chase scene
- slowly building up a immunity to the "THE DOG DIES!!" but it still makes him sad
King Hippo
- oh dear heavens
- HATES HATES HATES chase scenes, it just makes him want to run out from the room and scream
- He just shuts off the movie or leaves when the dog dies, he wont tolerate this no no nuh uh
- the louder the chase music the more he gets visibly stressed
Piston Hondo
- OBSESSED!!! loves watching horror movies and can sleep well after it like he got read a bedtime story
- body horror is his favorite genre, hes just drawn to it
- sometimes watches horror movies with Joe, not a gatekeeper and elitist like him but still likes the kind of horror movie that has been recorded with a half eaten burger thats covered in bugs and can only be accessed if you eat a entire pumpkin pie in 30 minutes while speaking in tongues in front of a cave as you tapdance
Great Tiger
- very meh about horror, he mostly falls asleep to videos explaining lore about horror movies when his insomnia acts up
- Really likes paranormal themes along with found footage, seeing characters act like normal people is a breath of fresh air to him
- yells at the characters in horror movies if they fall like idiots (basically 99% of horror movies)
Bear Hugger
- dear heavens NO. He cant stomach horror, he can only tolerate comedy-horror since he can take a break from having a heart attack
- same reaction with king hippo when the dog dies in a horror movie, bonus points if its a golden retriever
- horror movies that are in forests or snowy places make him feel wayy more scared for some reason
Don Flamenco
- screams of fear from him, even if nothing scary is happening, cant even tolerate comedy-horror
- keeps talking during whatever movie he has to sit through so he can hide his screams
- if he was in a horror movie he would be the dumbass character falling and tripping every 2 seconds that everyone yells at
-will hide behind anything if hes forced to watch a horror movie
Aran Ryan
- hates but loves horror yes hes not gonna be able to sleep for a few hours yes hes still gonna watch it
- gets angry when the dog dies in horror movies, you could kill anyone but you decided to kill the one damn character who hasnt done anything wrong, fuck you
- doesnt watch horror movies either from : getting bored, the dog dying early on, main character going something unreasonably dumb or everyones least favorite... unwanted kissing scenes
Soda Popinski
- varying, if its your classic stuff (serial killers, haunted house, etc etc) hes very fine with that, but once you get into the more unsettling imagery hes shaken up
- movies going on in snowy places scare him wayy more since he grew up somewhere very snowy
- cries when the dog dies in horror movies, poor man
Bald Bull
- pretending to be nonchalant but probably screams from fear halfway through before trying to gaslight you into thinking he didnt go "eek!!" And it was your imagination
- movies going on in hospitals hit extra hard for him
- has to keep the lights on after watching scary movies
Super Macho Man
- pretty similiar to bull, except he tries to gaslight everyone else into thinking theyre sick and twisted for not screaming in terror
- has to run away halfway through because the horror is getting to him
- psychological horror makes him lose his marbles
Mr Sandman
- huge fan of horror, not as extreme as Joe but still a big fan since he finds it captivating, except its for comedy horror because we all need to stop having a heart attack sometimes
- doesnt get scared but shocked instead, he wont outright scream but he'll just blink twice and try to comprehend the fact that someone created THAT
#punch out#headcanon#punch out wii#punch out headcanons#bald bull#don flamenco#piston hondo#aran ryan#glass joe#great tiger#Uh oh. my hyperfixations arent hitting the same anymore
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Hihi! ✨ here!
It's birthday week for me, so here's me projecting yesterdays activities onto the syndicate!(look up kanamaskis Nordic spa if you want more context! Long drive but holy shit my muscles are jelly!)
Ranboo obviously can't go in water, so spas aren't such a great idea for them, between the pools and the saunas, but he does very much like the massage option! He vwoops and purrs through the whole thing, that touch starved bean! They have a very nice time at the on-site bistro as well, trying all the foods and racking up a very big bill! The fund can take care of it though!
Techno spends most of his time in the hot pools. The 40 degree ones are his favourite in particular, and he nearly falls asleep in them! He does take advantage of the complimentary earplugs because he is /relaxing/ and doesn't want to hear about how your cousin hates when you come over unannounced, Karen. He also really likes the Finnish sauna and the barrel saunas, though he takes nearly the whole thing with his muscle mass. He joins ranboo at the bistro for a bite to eat and they chat a bit around the hour mark. He really likes the burger!
Phil tries the hydrotherapy circuit at first but quickly devolves into just going into each pool at random. He was the originator of the fund(2 diamonds every time you say something about yourself you wouldn't say to Michael!) and he appreciates his genius mind whilst sitting in either of the warm pools in turns, or the fire, or on the hammocks... he's just very happy to be there!(even in the cold pool! It's not too different from a lake, to be honest!
Niki just loves the whole thing. She did a bit of research and is somewhat sticking to the order of hot cold rest repeat, and she hangs out with all of her friends at some point or other, and even in groups as well! She prefers the hot pools with techno, though. In her opinion they truly don't hang out enough. She gets the cheesecake from the bistro and it's very nice, but it's mostly the atmosphere.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAR!!!!!! EVERYONE WISH THEM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLS <3
(jelly muscles are the best dude. Every time I leave roller derby practice my legs feel like jello and it feels so good lmao)
I feel like Ranboo would probably like the massage but I also feel like he would be too nervous to actually get one. Ranboo probably also contributed to half the diamond fund that you mentioned.
Techno and his earplugs is so real <3 unbothered king. He is ignoring everyone he’s having a good time. He probably contributed the second most to the fund.
Phil just being happy to be there aeueueue hes so silly <3 he would not get the whole appeal of a spa because this man is HYPERACTIVE. Like Techno is the one with ADHD but Phil is constantly moving around. Mans cannot sit still. He contributed the third most to the fund.
Niki was probably the one that made them go, she wanted to try it and she was like “you guys should come with me” and they agreed. She knows her stuff, she did her research, she’s slaying. Contributed the least to the fund. Confident queen.
again HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! YIPPEEE
#daily ish syndicate headcanons#dream smp#dsmp#the syndicate#technoblade#ranboo#nihachu#philza#syndicate#✨ anon
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