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POLY 141 x pregnant Reader
reaction if they are the biological father. if they are not the Dad
Postpartum Depression
Ever thought about what it would be like to be pregnant with this gigantic pile of handsome men? Because I've thought about it, and I can go into heavy detail—I will go into heavy detail!
Price: This man has a heavy breeding kink, and no one can convince me otherwise. He was so happy when he found out you were pregnant that he immediately got into heavy Dad mode. "What do you mean?" he asked after you told him he doesn't need to baby-proof the house when you're only in the second month. He attends baby preparation courses with you and overall turns into a super daddy.
Johnny: The second one with a heavy breeding kink is 100% sure he is the father. "It's the MacTavish genes," he says confidently. "We're going to have at least three bairns by the end of the five-year mark." He wouldn't admit it, but he called his mother crying while he told her the news. The MacTavish Family was special, so they all came with big stroller gifts and the urge to overwhelm you with their love. They don't care who the baby's biological father is; in their hearts, you're a MacTavish, exactly like your sweet little bairn.
Kyle: He is really excited. He already loves the baby and is also 100% sure it's his because you two have the most sex out of all of them. He always fights with Johnny about who the father probably is. Kyle is the one who thinks the most about you. He knows how you struggle with the pregnancy and how it isn't easy for you with all the overwhelming baby daddies around you, so he takes his time to care about you. He compliments you more than ever, and if you have a weird craving, he's already ordered it before you even said a word. He is constantly trying to find a baby-safe option of your favorite food. He doesn't drink coffee anymore so you don't mourn alone. Check-up? He is the first to be there, and when the baby was born and everyone looked at it, he went to you. Not because he loves the baby less—it's his world—but because he was so afraid the whole pregnancy of losing his soulmate, the only thing worth fighting for, the only thing that kept him alive.
Ghost: He never wanted kids—at least he thought he didn't—but it made sense with you. He knew you would be the best mother in the world. So why was he so afraid? He thought about how he could hurt the baby all the time with his pure strength or how he would scare the baby or hurt you. For a blissful second, he thought maybe it would be better if he left so you'd be safe from all the shadows of his past. But he was better than his family. He bought lots of parenting books, went to his psychologist regularly, and attended dad meetings, not daddy meetings—a terrible mistake he made. He even bought you a guard dog for the possibility that you and the baby are alone. To his surprise, but not to yours, he was the most gentle and understanding dad there ever was.
Dont ask me why my brain came up with this weird stuff again but Im already thinking about how they react when they found out who the biological father is lol
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Could I please request the bg3 ladies and the kinds of things they like to say during sex? (dw I follow a couple people who regularly have 100+ requests so I don't mind the wait ^^) Thanks!
Huehehe >:3 very nsfw, minors dni -
Karlach
Very, very talkative during sex. Loves to let you know how into it she is, how good you're making her feel.
Her breath is constantly hot and needy against your skin as she talks her way through your lovemaking:
"Fuck, yeah, like that..."
"Gods, you are perfect, you know? Just fucking perfect..."
And, usually with a lot of enthusiasm, "More!"
Not above a love confession in the heat of the moment.
Smokes a cigar after. Buries her face into your shoulder and mutters about how wonderful you are.
Lae'zel
Not super chatty during sex, mostly just talks in order to challenge or assert dominance, or perhaps to give orders.
Either way, always speaks with a gravelly voice as she tries not to lose herself to pleasure.
"Go harder."
"Yes... more of that... I want to feel how many fingers you can fit inside me..."
"I want you to make me cum now."
Says little in the afterglow, but happy to give you as many bite-heavy kisses as you want.
Shadowheart
Oh, loves to tell you what to do. How to please her. Her soft voice is a kitten's mewl in your ear, begging you onwards, always sultry if sullen...
"Hmm... I like that... do it again..."
"I want to see how you taste. Open your legs for me."
"I love the little noises you make. Moan for me?"
Cuddly after sex, but makes smalltalk. The two of you might be naked and sharing a bedroll, but that doesn't mean you're not carrying on bitching together like it's any other night at the fire...
Minthara
Oh, she likes to give orders too. Is a top. Is not a fan of you trying to instruct her.
Still, though, relatively reassuring during your time together, even if it can be downright teasing sometimes.
"Come on. You can wait a little bit longer."
"If I tell you that you can't cum, you can't."
"Behave for me. I know that you want to... and you'll be rewarded, darling."
Is good at aftercare, but quiet about it. Checks that you're okay, gets you something to drink and eat if needed, and then holds you in a vice-grip for the rest of the night.
Jaheira
Not saying she's going to lean into the age thing, but...
Under the assumption that she is older than you, sees how much referring to it turns you on, she is an utter tease.
"Come on, little cub. You've got one more in you yet, hm?"
"Come here. I know you can keep up..."
"Gods above, you are so beautiful..."
Falls asleep with you quickly after. You'll be worn out enough that it isn't an issue.
#Shadowheart x tav#shadowheart x reader#lae’zel x reader#lae’zel x tav#Minthara x tav#minthara x reader#karlach x Tav#karlach x reader#jaheira x tav#jaheira x reader#My writing#request#Sometimes i like to do lists with just the ladies
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RECORD OF RAGNAROK x READER BUT THE READER IS A JEDI:
- NO BRO BECAUSE BRUNHILDE WOULD BE ALL: "YOU SAID I COULD CHOOSE HUMANS, YOU NEVER SPECIFIED THEY HAD TO BE ON EARTH!!"
- Obviously the usual Jedi mind tricks aren't gonna work on Gods but like, the Force telekinesis is great for throwing them around like ragdolls.
- You're gonna be a pretty experienced Jedi, okay. For plot reasons and bc those Gods need to be humbled fr.
- YOU AND SASAKI KOJIRO ARE DEFINETLY BEST FRIENDS ON THE HUMAN'S SIDE, you teach him the sword ways of your fellow Jedi and he teaches you about some of his own sword fighting techniques as well.
- Soji absolutely adoring you and wanting to train with you constantly. Kondo also has great respect for you and while you are concerned with their thirst for violence and laugh rather nervously at it. However, you admire their sense of justice and they admire yours and your virtues as well.
- Raiden also 100% begs you to let him try out your lightsaber, LIKE P L E A S E IT IS ALL HE WANTS. LET HIM. LET HIM. PLEASE. You eventually have to use Force Illusion to make him forget because you're trying to meditate.
- SPEAKING OF MEDITAITION, YOU AND BUDDHA ARE ALSO GOOD BUDDIES. Your beliefs align with his so well and you applaud him for standing up what he believes in and he shrugs and just says the other gods are petty fools.
- ALSO, YOU JUST HAVING TO CALM DOWN BRUNHILDE WHEN SHE LOSES OR COMFORTING HER. Like the loss of Hercules was devastating and Göll didn't help, although you understood why she was upset, so you just went to check in on her and found her crying and ran over to comfort her and assure her battle is not easy for anyone.
- I also love the idea of you just having Göll meditate with you and and bringing her peace, she is so young and honestly, if things were different and you were able to train her just a little, you'd think she'd make a wonderful Palawan.
- Then there's Jack the Ripper, a terrible and tragic man whose heart has been mislead and misguided far too many times. You knew he wasn't the real Jack the Ripper and you just sense that his soul was capable of heinous crimes, he was just lonely. Meanwhile, DO YOU THINK JACK COULD SEE LIKE THE FORCE AROUND YOUR AURA?? LIKE, MIGHT THAT BE A THING?? AND HE LOVES YOUR COLOR THE WAY IT IS.
- I'd write the Gods but I'm too impatient but Thor wants to fight you so badly and also, like, IMAGINE THEM SEEING YOU FORCE HEAL YOURSELF IN BATTLE AND MEANWHILE, YOU'RE JUST ATTACKING THEM AND THEY'RE ALL: THAT IS SO NOT FAIR, WHAT-"
- Also u have platonic relationships with all of them bc you live by the "Jedi aren't supposed to fall in love" rule but like, if anyone wanna makes a request when they're open, I am not opposed-
#I NEED A TAG FOR MY CROSSOVER IDEAS BJT I CAN'T THINK OF A NAME#record of ragnarok x reader#record of ragnarok#ror x reader#shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader#snv x reader#ror kojiro sasaki x reader#ror raiden tameemon#Raiden Tameemon x reader#ror brunhilde x reader#ror brunhilde#ror jack the ripper x reader#ror jack the ripper
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MORE FNAF HCS BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT
more hcs because I’m losing my mind and I can’t contain the sillyness any longer
-Mike sometimes have nightmares of William succeeding and Abby being another victim of his and will get up in a cold sweat to check on her in her room, sometimes glad to see her staying up late because it means she's still there
- Abby gets nightmares of Mike not waking up when she ran over to him and wakes up in tears, and goes and climbs into his bed, forcing his arm up to sneak in and hold her, he's usually awake by then and tells her everything will be okay and that he's okay
-Abby is really picky about the texture of her stuffed animals so Mike learns over time and buys them accordingly, even warning people ahead of time if they ever wants to buy one to bring him with her
-When Mike really got into doing pushups, if Abby was awake early enough she'd sit on his back or play with her dolls on his back pretending it's a boat in the ocean (he complained at first but took it as another moment to be with his sister)
-Ness is the type to remember everyone's orders, he has them memorized by their third visit His boss would be impressed if he wasn't constantly yapping to the customers disrupting kitchens flow
-Mike Found the song that the animatronics played and will play it for Abby sometimes and watch her dance, glad to see her smiling again (until he's invited to dance to which he pretends to hate witch makes Abby giggle)
-Mike: "Abby if I die here you can draw on my grave, wouldn't mind.
Abby: "Please don't talk like that."
-After waking up, Vanessa chose to take a bit of a calmer job as a SRO at Abby’s school
-Mike went to Abby's school for her lunch to surprise her for her birthday and Vanessa is only is told it's a "surprise visitor" & nearly makes Mike piss his pants w how scary she was to greet him before seeing it was him
-Vanessa is very caring when it comes to Mike or Abby being sick or injured. Mike has a really hard time excepting help so he just pretends he’s fine until he can barley function
-Abby loves to paint others nails but not hers, if she has any kinda nail polish on or paint on her nails she’ll bite at them
-Ness writes little silly puns and jokes on to-go orders and will for sure spend forever choosing the right one and will wake up the next day with an even better one and be down the whole day
-Vanessa is really, like embarrassingly bad at bedtime stories, like Mike tried being nice about it but Abby wasn't
-Mike is both the pickiest eater and the will try anything guy at the same time
-Abby Was taught to warn Mike of cops on the road but now she recognizes Vanessa's car and says "there's Vanessa!" And she purposely pulls him over to chat with Abby
-Abby called Mike dad by accident and he couldn't stop crying for hours and Abby thought she offended him and made it a thing to call him "big brother Mike™”
-Abby will pretend to be asleep for more time in bed and Mike's comfort. Mike knows damn well she's awake but doesn't have the heart to actually wake her up and finds himself playing with her hair and glad she's safe
-Abby still has Mike's old security badge and vest and likes to go around pretending that she has a taser and goes around "defeating animatronics" which is just tickling Mike while he's trying to get work done
-Abby before the events at Freddy's she was always warned by Mike about the germs in a ball pit so that one scene was quite literally a last ditch effort for her
-Vanessa has been asked multiple times to scare Abbys bullies but gives the corny "tell a trusted adult they're not worth it" speech to her and feels proud about it. Mike tells Abby to just beat them up /hj (She takes his advice and both get lectured by Vanessa)
-Mike was 100% ready to fight Vanessa if he needed to because he really needed the job and was fully prepared to live up to the "keep people out" rule (based off the scene where they first met)
-Mike entered his emo phase the second Garrett got taken and left it the second he got custody of Abby, mostly because he was too busy to dress up anymore
-Abby managed to get ahold of Mike's taser from when he was a mall cop and brought it in for show and tell
-Vanessas first reaction to seeing the fazbear band for the first time was to ask why the band didn't have a drummer and William grounded her for seven months and didn't speak to her the entire time because he was so deeply offended and embarrassed
-sometimes when the animatronics get bored they dial random numbers into the phone and see what happens and one time they managed to call the White House completely by accident
-Abby and Vanessa do sister stuff together like braiding hair, baking cookies, and playing Barbies with insane reality tv level drama (it freaks Mike out but he just assumes it's girl stuff he wouldn't understand)
-Mike was really into skateboarding when he was younger, he doesn't do it much anymore but whenever he needs to flex on someone he whips out the triple kick flip and everyone is like how tf is that pathetic wet cat of a man doing that
-Ness runs a blog on Livejournal that’s basically food theory but in the 2000’s and he takes it very seriously
-When they were at the pizzeria Abby found the ballon boy figurine and wanted to take it home because she thought it was cute. Mike almost had a heart attack when he found it at the house
-One time Abby found Mikes bong and thought it was a vase so she put some flowers in in and put it up for decorations, Mike, Ness and Vanessa nearly pissed themselves laughing when they saw it
-Abby is obsessed with furbys, Mike on the other hand almost shit himself when he heard it talking in the middle of the night. Fear only got worse after Freddy’s
-Mike couldn’t afford an ambulance to drive Vanessa to the hospital so he just called a taxi (Cory went through enough that night so he just gave up and drove them, he was pissed afterwards tho because blood got all over his seats)
-Abby has a fish tank in her room that’s just filled with bugs and dirt, Mike has insisted to get rid of it multiple times because it smells rancid and the bugs kill each other regularly
-It took Mike 5 times to just get his learners permit
-William was a frat in collage
-Ness and Abby are both bug lovers and both cry when you squish a bug, Mike hates bugs and doesn’t get it
-Mike likes fishing and is lowkey hyperfixated on it
-William kept all the important files in a small ass trapper keeper that he stole from Vanessa
-Mikes car hasn’t been inspected in eight years, not cause he thinks he won’t pass he just forgot to do it and just never did it again (but srysly look at it it’s fucking disintegrating)
-Mike also doesn’t like when other people take care of him because he doesn’t want to be seen as needy but Vanessa and Ness are like: “YOU WILL TAKE MY LOVE AND CARE GOD DAMNIT!” (In a loving way tho)
-Ness steals the crayons from the kids menus and gives them to Abby
Oki final part for now because I can’t think of anything else 😜
#securitywaiter#fnaf movie#fnaf ship#fnaf#ness fnaf#mike x ness#mike fnaf#mike schmidt#ness the waiter#vanessa afton#abby fnaf#abby schmidt#my headcanons#headcanon
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Mansk(recom) Characterisation
I have Mansk brainrot <3 here's my interpretation of him and some random things I want to point out. Some of it is canon :)
I will totally be adding more things to this as time goes by.
(This is a clusterfuck of thoughts, no order sorry. It's a mess. This has absolutely no structure)
HE IS NOT NEARLY APPRECIATED ENOUGH AS HE SHOULD BE
Masterlist
MANSK HAS AN AMERICAN EAGLE TATTOO ACROSS HIS CHEST (I think that's what it is, I'll make a separate post about it with sketches)
Just like the eagle Quaritch has except its wings are spread above his (massive, sexy) pecs.
(I saw some art and maybe it's not an eagle but a three headed angel of death)💀
Here is a random picture I found of the back of Mansk's head. <3
love him sm
The look of DISGUST he has when handling Tsireya (gorgeous queen).
(ew it's wet, quickly tie it down)
She's wet from the ocean and his hands must have gotten wet and he's all grossed out from the 'fish-lipped alien' and has to touch it.
Deffo thoroughly wanted to wash and disinfect his hands after.
The man HATES nature. I mean he despises it, on Earth too (whatever was left of it). That's why he is wearing the opposite of Walker's outfits. He's covered, head to toe. Expect for, well head. But everything else can't come in direct contact with nature on Pandora because to him it's scary and gross.
He hates native Na'vi too but once he becomes a recom, it dies down a little. Now, his hate for them is divided between blue forest Na'vi and the water Na'vi.
He still thinks of himself as human rather than Na'vi. I'm saying, when the man woke up from recom, he needed to be alone for the rest of the day while the others were discussing the mission. He just left the room and locked himself in his room, sitting in silence. He didn't want to look at himself in the mirror because it was too much. He just died and now he was back in the form of his enemy. The enemy terrified him because that's how he died in the first place.
While Lyle's first thought would be to pull down his pants and check out (yk) , Mansk would refuse to remove his clothes because he was worried he would lose it if he genuinely saw himself properly for the first time. I'm saying if the man saw all of himself in the first few days he would be so lost in himself and overwhelmed he would break down and cry. He seems like this intimidating tall man who has it all figured out but I'm telling you HE IS A SENSITIVE SOFTIE AND TAKES EVERYTHING TO HEART. He would avoid reflections, keep his head down and prefer not to directly look at his teammates because they were blue too. (Blue Na'vi racist kinda, but with PTSD)
He is quiet. Not shy quiet, just observing quiet. When he does speak he uses the least amount of words to express himself. Mansk is clever and when he says things they have been thought through by him. He never speaks before thinking. He's confident but doesn't express it. Basically the opposite of Lyle.
He likes wearing his shades because 1. they look dope 2. he isn't happy about being in a Na'vi body so he wants to seem as human as possible. Adding to that, his tail freaks him out. He wishes it weren't there. Sometimes he forgets it's a part of him now and it scares the shit out of him. His new body has him feeling really down because he knows that he can never return to Earth like this.
Grillmaster 100% without a doubt. I love that this fandom just decided that. It fits so well. Can't cook things like pasta or make soup. He can grill and fry shit. That's his thing. For properly baking something he will need luck on his side but it might work.
Another random thing. This man NEVER gets sick. I'm saying he's immune to it all. You're sick? Have the flu? Covid? It never gets him. He's safe with the immune system of a god.
He gets a sore jaw from constantly biting down and clenching it due to stress (just like me fr fr)
Adding to that, he almost always looks like he is in deep thought. He looks almost scary because he seems so intimidating. It's rare when he smiles.
THAT'S WHY THIS PICTURE IS SO PRECIOUS.
(Quoting Taylor Swift: Yeah, you got a smile that can light up this whole town) :0
YOU PRECIOUS MF COME HERE AND GET SOME LOVE! ISTG SO FUCKN CUTE I WANNA EHUEIJDNJKE AHHHHHH
He is the type of person that lays in bed for hours before falling asleep. Maybe because of some fucked up shit he has seen that stays in his head. He also refused to sleep on his back in his new body because of his tail and braid.
If there would be a skiing holiday, THIS MAN SNOWBOARDS. Quaritch would be the dad with skis and a large backpack.
He is super precious and soft. Will never want any of his teammate to know but if he finds someone he likes, he will be silently obsessed. Not in a creepy way, but he can't stop thinking about them. He doesn't fall for people easily but when he does HE FALLS HARD.
Mansk is self conscious so if he likes someone he will never act on it and never tell anyone. At night when he is alone, he would be going over all the reasons of why it wouldn't work out and why his crush doesn't like him or can't like him.
All he wants is to be cuddled, taken care of and kissed to sleep. Honestly, that's it. He wants to give everything he can to the person he cares about but will need constant reminders that they actually like him back and that he isn't just imagining it. If the person is gone for a few days, his bad thoughts will return and when they come back he will be distant and ask things like 'Sorry, I'm bothering you aren't I? You probably have lots to do.'
TO WHICH YOU HAVE TO TACKLE HIM INTO BED, WRAP HIM IN A BLANKET LIKE A BURRITO AND CUDDLE AND KISS HIM ISTG HE NEEDS LOVE BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN DEPRIVED OF IT HIS ENTIRE LIFE.
Leading to his fam, he joined the military because his dad did and so did his grandpa etc. It's a bloodline thing and because of that, he's never been loved properly and always treated as a soldier in making. He needs to be drowned in love.
SUPER NERVOUS around his crush. Sweating palms, stuttering, all that shit. He's down bad.
Here is him freaking out that they are under attack and yelling "NA'VI" in his super masculine deep ass husky voice✨️
More...
gorgeous fuckin precious bean
- if ANYONE compliments ANYTHING on him he will never forget it and always think back to that moment
Example : "Hey Mansk, nice shoes/shirt/shades/tattoo's"
"Thanks." Is all he says but HIS HAPPINESS IS GOING THROUGH THE ROOF AND WHEN U GO AWAY HE WILL TURN AWAY FROM OTHERS BECAUSE HE CAN'T SUPPRESS HIS SMILE ANYMORE.
NSFW: if the person he likes is wearing an apron with barely anything on or nothing underneath = huge turn on, instant boner, Mansk will become putty in your hands
random: (lyle listens to taylor swift (shake it off while working out))
have a nice day :)
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ♡ 𝙰 𝚁𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑: 𝚂𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚑𝚠𝚊 ♡
Congratulations! You never have to take care of yourself again
Seonghwa will do it
I am only slightly kidding - Seonghwa will go out of his way to make sure you never have to lift a finger if he can help it
He is so attentive
He’ll leave a fresh bottle of shampoo in the bathroom for you to find because you briefly mentioned needing to pick some up
You don’t even remember telling him that but he sure does
Or he’ll text you “I sent you $50 for gas” because he just happened to notice you were running low when you were in your car the night before
The smallest things matter a great deal to him
Things like helping you with the clasp on your necklace or fixing a hair that’s out of place
He gets a sense of gratification from being able to do these things for you
He doesn’t even do these things to make an impression on you
He simply becomes aware of a need you have and fulfills it
It’s second nature to him
The domesticity of it makes his heart warm
He loves spoiling you sm
He’ll stop by your favorite bakery on the way home to pick up a slice of the cake you like
He’ll insist on going into a boutique to buy you clothes when you walk by because he loves seeing how excited you get when you find something that you feel good in
When he travels, he always hunts down the finest specialty of that location to bring home to you
Only the best of the best for you
He really likes to give input on your styling
He’ll suggest an outfit for you or tell you that he think you’d look really pretty in a certain shade of lipstick
He doesn’t expect you to blindly follow his suggestions - he just thinks it’s fun
And whenever you do take one of his suggestions, he is all heart eyes
Because you look even more perfect than he imagined
He likes watching shows with you
He gets invested in them easily and will pause to share thoughts back and forth
It really feels like gossiping with one of your best friends
It becomes such an important part of his routine with you that even when he comes home dead tired from a schedule, he’ll still be ready to watch it with you
Heart to hearts are common in your relationship
Seonghwa makes it a priority to constantly check in with you and make sure you’re doing okay mentally and emotionally
He does this even more when you’re visibly distressed, but he does it regularly even when you seem fine
Because he knows that things aren’t always what they seem
He opens his heart to you freely and is as patient as he needs to be for you to do the same with him
He listens sincerely, holding eye contact with you so you know he’s present
If you start to cry, he’ll wipe your tears with his thumb and leave a kiss instead
He’ll hold you until you settle back down
And then he’ll reassure you of anything that you need to hear
He takes these conversations very seriously
He’ll use what he learns about you to love you better
He simply wants to be the perfect boyfriend that you deserve
And in doing so, he will avoid fighting with you unless absolutely necessary
When you do fight, he does his best to keep his cool
He usually only loses his grip on the situation if he feels wrongfully blamed or invalidated
But regardless, he’s quick to resolve any conflict
He can’t stay mad at you for long
NSFW STARTS HERE
You are quite literally his pillow prince(ss)
His instinct to take care of you extends into the bedroom 100%
He loves to see you so given over to him while he makes you feel an intense pleasure that you’ve never experienced before him
The arch of your back, the furrowing of your brows, the curl of your toes
All of these images are burned into his brain
He can either be so, so soft with you
Or he can rough you up a bit
He will only do whatever you’re comfortable with
And if you like both forms of treatment, he is very good at gauging you and figuring out what you would respond to best in that moment
He gets very invested in whatever role he plays
When you need him to be gentle and loving, he’ll spend ages caressing your skin and ghosting his lips over you
He’ll handle you like you might break and tell you how precious and perfect for him you are
When you’re craving something on the opposite end of the spectrum, you can literally see him change behind his eyes
He still will be careful not to actually hurt you, but he isn’t going to half-ass anything
So be careful what you wish for
He can obviously cater to anything between these extremes too
He can do it all
His sex drive is quite high too
So assuming you don’t have an issue with that, you should be prepared for a lot of physical activity
He’ll get a random craving and want to act on it asap
Sometimes it’s just oral for you or for him
Sometimes he wants to spend hours and hours building you up to orgasm repeatedly
You’ll never know whether he wants to pull multiple orgasms out of you or to deny them one after the other until he’s doing it
He just loves playing with you and your body
It’s quite addicting for him
Best best best aftercare too
Even when he’s not hard on you, he dotes on you like crazy after any kind of sexual activity
He won’t risk you ever feeling anything but sheer fulfillment with him
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pac: what to retain and release this month
take what resonates leave what doesn't - nothing is 100% for you because these aren't personalized so please no angry comments or dms about what i am saying not being a good fit for you or that you "don't claim" just keep scrolling if that is the case. be kind, self reflect, and have fun.
last pac/pap: advice from the universe
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release only focusing on the negative. negative moments exist so that we can appreciate the positive ones. without moments of difficulty there would be no purpose in having hope. a series of negative moments doesn't equate to a lifetime of them. perseverance makes us strong and resilient thus the negative moments are only there to help us become better/stronger versions of ourselves. focus on what you can control; not how you can control others or outcomes. let go of everything else (others actions, outcome, etc.). when you let go, that is when miracles happen.
retain your ability to create with passion. you are powerful. you know how to receive and act appreciatively and humbly. focus on what you receive rather than what you take; count your blessings. look around at all you have rather than what you don't; "gratitude is the best attitude." trust that the universe is working towards giving you everything you need in this lifetime - it simply takes time. attract what you want by using your passion and creativity. practice self-love and engage in activities that allow you to express yourself creatively.
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release your fears of being alone and self-isolation. you have done the work and you know who and what you want. don't face analysis paralysis - go out there and get it. your inner voice and thoughts are likely telling you not to, that its scary, that you'll only being disappointed, etc. that is not true - that's false perception. if you are experiencing negative self-talk, chances are you experienced being let down in the past and you are allowing cognitive bias to shape your future. what happened in the past isn't destined to happen in the future. don't hide your heart out of fear that it will be broken - it's not the way to live. if you aren't vulnerable with others and are unwilling to share your true self, you may never find what you seek most in life. this is the month for you to take a chance - its okay to be scared, its okay to stumble/fall, its okay to be hurt or to get hurt. so long as that is not where your story ends. face fears, get up, heal.
retain your fake it to you make it attitude. NONE of us know what we are doing and that is okay - use your powers of deception for good though. use them to get out of your comfort zone. you have a talent for strategy. have a honest conversation with others or yourself about what you want and need from any given situation. you have the strength to confront situations head on and you should do so! don't hide things about yourself that helps others to better understand you and your needs. be honest and be vulnerable - you are strong enough to do both. take what you need and leave the rest behind.
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release giving more than you have and more than you can afford to lose. something tells me that you tend to give more than you receive; be cognizant of what you are giving. it's okay to give without receiving, but it is NOT OKAY to be used for your generosity. do not feel obligated to constantly give; especially if you are not in the position to do so mentally or monetarily. mind your wallet right now - be careful what you are spending... and expending.
retain your ambition - push yourself and others out of their comfort zones. you have a non-quitting attitude: tired you recharge, disappointed you try again, losing momentum you reevaluate and re-strategize. reflect on your situation and follow your intuition. don't get caught up in the dramatics or get defensive - take in everyone's thoughts and opinions.
#tarot reading#tarotblr#free tarot#tarot#tarot witch#tarotcommunity#pick a photo#pick a pile#pick a picture#pick a card
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BG3 RAMBLES #1
Starts with Gale epilogue commentary and quickly divulges into how feral of a man he is below the cut
I absolutely love how Gale becomes a teacher like he's implied he's always dreamed of. But let me just go off about what happens if you choose to marry him but not to live in Waterdeep.
He's a smooth talker as always, but his word choice implies he's been having the time of his life, like a social dog set loose in a dog park/doggy daycare kind of time of his life.
I haven't seen all the dialogue options yet, but I love how excited he is to loot books during adventures. Imagine going dungeon crawling, getting a kick from finding ancient tomes to trashy novels. Actually, me too my dude. He mentions that he has collected enough literature to fill a dozen libraries? Hello?! The Tav 100% got him a Bag of Holding at some point, maybe even as a wedding gift.
I know every playthrough with Gale is different, but everything I've gathered about him amplified by my own gameplay just makes him the ultimate orange cat of a man. I swear this man gets zoomies, but its never obvious until you're standing there, eyes wide open and jaw dropped, because he did something completely feral that you did not forsee.
When he said, "I always wondered what it would feel like to be nervous", I initially thought, "Oh, Gale, beanie baby man. You have been nervous though??? Everyone has at some point?". But then I think about all the things he has said and done and just wonder... "Okay, maybe he was completely dead serious about that".
Like for example, immediately after he says he's nervous and asks for advice on what to say to Mystra, of course Marcio tells him to not give away anything. We need more information right? That and Marcio wants to cuss her out, but he knows that might get Gale in trouble, but he also doesn't want Gale to apologize to Mystra, and he doesn't want Gale to become a god, so yah know.
Not two seconds in after being terrified of this lady, he finds out about the crown's abilities and says the equivalent of, "ha ha, you're afraid of me >:)" to the goddess who is like 5 inches away from his face. EXCUSE ME? SIR? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? GALE?!?! GALE!!!
Or how about when Raphael wants to make that deal, giving Raphael the crown and all that. Me thinking, "Oh, I wonder what Gale is thinking. Giving the crown to Raphael would sentence Gale to death, so—" and then Gale immediately going into attack dog mode yelling over Marcio's shoulder that Raphael is a bitch who shouldn't be given anything.
Oh! And don't forget! Lorroakan insulting Gale as being Mystra's lapdog, only for Gale to smile and calmly brag he's about to kick Mystra's ass and maybe take her domain. Gale. Sweet, sweet Gale. What the fuck are you doing?
Thank you, Gale. I never need to wonder what your opinion is.
His AI also feral (for me at least):
He's constantly climbing on top of things.
He's the only one who has managed to fall off of something and take fall damage. No idea how though. He was off screen. I just heard a scream and then saw he took 4 damage.
When he's blinded, he immediately takes out his staff like he's about to hit someone with it. No, not to feel around so he can move safely. He holds it like a baseball bat and aggressively wobbles it around ready to strike. SIR! PLEASE!
He can't spot a trap to save his life and always walks into the bombs.
Can't pass any of his history checks with a 17 in intelligence, but his boyfriend with a 9 can.
I'm sure there is more, but I only got 3 hours of sleep and wrote this after an paper for ethics. I'm losing my mind.
#bg3 spoilers#gale dekarios has orange cat behaviour#when the wizard acts first and thinks later#100% convinced he was a sorcerer before the tadpole its the only explanation i'll accept#rambles#bg3 gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale x tav#tav x gale
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My thoughts (and prayer) while I'm diving in Daisy Jones & The Six finale:
— The whole sequence with Nicky in a hotel hall showcased found family trope so well. That was the moment I knew the band's break up is about to be the most painful part of this melodramatic conclusion.
— I think we all enjoyed Simone's story so much exactly because it was a very pinpoint but nuanced narrative and there's no fillers or unnecessary drama.
— I'm so glad they didn't kill Teddy off. Yes, it was the very strong moment in the book, but with this amount of ups and downs another low point would be exhausting for this narrative pace.
— When Eddie exclaimed "Grandma!" I awww-ed so loud that my own grandma came to check if everything is okay😂
— Also Eddie being enthusiastic about new heavier music at the same time he's bitter about Cami is so 2007 of him.
— Ugh, I'm usually Billy's apologist however "She's my wife. I never gonna leave her" somehow felt like the most asshole thing in relation to both of women. Also, dude, this is your mother's house, can you stop being a whore for at least a second.
— Little kiss of Warren and Lisa in the background of a Pittsburgh farewell was so cute. My boy deserved all the good things and he kinda got it in the end. Still the love my life.
— Something something Billy being the oldest member of the band. Something something Roy Kent being the oldest member of FC Richmond. Smth smth boys looking up at Billy since the beginning. Smth smth little Jaime Tartt is idolizing Roy. Smth smth Roy being able to pass his life experiences as a lessons to younger mates and looking after them even when their are cocky shit. Smth smth Billy failling as a leader to read the room and prioritize people and him being a cocky shit himself. Smth smth about Eddie need for validation being constantly overlooked and him losing it even though he knows he's quite good.
— Everyone's costuming for the Chicago show was so fucking hot.
— "More Fun To Miss" scene was indescribably insane. I want to punch them both in a face, I want to put self exploding bracelets on their legs and forbid to move closer than 100 steps. I want them to fuck nasty.
— As great as Daisy and Cami's conversation was in the book, it's kinda cool that Daisy made the decision to let Billy go and come clean on her own.
— Look, here the thing: I don't like what they did to Billy and Camila as couple. But I do like what they did for them individually. And yes, Camila is way more jealousy and bitter, but it's also feels rawer and more real than a straight from a pedestal woman who never communicated her frustration and insecurities to her partner.
— In conclusion it's not perfect but very compelling adaptation with an absolutely phenomenal cast. I loved Riley since "Logan Lucky' and she was born for this part. I had zero expectations for Camila Morrone and she did justice to proud spirit of book!Camila even when the script was against it. And Sam, the actor you are... There's was no need to go that hard on this but I'm glad that he did.
#daisy jones and the six#djats spoilers#daisy jones#billy dunne#camila dunne#eddie roundtree#warren rojas#daisybilly#karengraham
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Horanghae Chapter 2
Story Summary: Everyone knows that Soonyoung loves tigers. The term Horanghae literally means “I tiger you”. Needless to say, the Seventeen members shouldn’t have been as surprised as they were the night he came home with a very timid white tiger curled against him.
Chapter Summary: After a lot of convincing, Soonyoung finally gets the greenlight to adopt you. How will you settle into your new home?
Pairing: Hoshi-centric, Seventeen x White Tiger hybrid reader.
Rating: PG
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 7k
Chapter Warnings: Slight feels in the beginning. There is a brief suggestive interaction, nothing happens just implications of nudity and Jeonghan being a tease.
Disclaimer: This is a repost from my original blog, this is my own original work and not copied. Images used in header are not mine. All written work is 100% my own, editors and beta readers will be credited as needed. Do not copy, translate, or repost my work onto other sites without my permission.
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You had been pacing around the small little room you had been staying in for the past few hours. Every time you heard approaching footsteps you would perk up and rush to the door, only to slump again when they kept going. Soonyoung had promised that he would be back for you but it had almost been two days now and there was no sign of him. With every person that went by your room, you began losing hope more and more. The others clearly didn’t like you so that meant he wasn’t coming. You would end up back up for adoption in a few days, placed in another home, and probably back on the street. That was the thought constantly running through your head as you paced around the room for what had to be the hundredth time.
The techs that came to evaluate your condition and bring you things had tried to reassure you that Soonyoung would come back. They told you how desperate he was when he left, how excited he had been to adopt you. Every time it was accompanied by a pat on the shoulder and a reminder to just be patient before you were left alone yet again. You tried to be patient, you really did want to believe he would come back, but it was getting harder with every passing second.
With a defeated sigh you collapsed down onto the cot, sitting with your back to the wall as you stared at the door. The only other sound other than the occasional chatter or footsteps from the hall was the quiet ticking of the clock on the wall. It was getting late and the shelter would be closing in about an hour. By this point, you had accepted the fact that Soonyoung wouldn’t be coming for you, at least not today.
You couldn’t help the whimper that escaped your throat as you curled up on the small cot. Your tail wrapped around yourself and your ears pressed back into your head as you tried to relax yourself. Eventually, you dragged yourself under the blanket they had provided you and laid down with your back to the door. At some point, a worker had entered your room to check up on you but you ignored her as she quickly checked your vitals and set a spare blanket at the edge of the cot before turning off the light and leaving you alone. You were able to count the minutes with the ticking of the clock as all sounds from outside practically ceased. Only the distant whistling of a security guard as he made his rounds through the halls and the front lobby. All of the other workers have probably gone home for the night. That was the confirmation you needed that the shelter was closed and the last shred of hope you had for the night had vanished.
You whimpered again and curled up on yourself, gripping the blanket desperately and nuzzling your face into it. The fabric was soft enough but the scent was synthetic, only smelling like the cheap detergent they used to wash it. There was no comforting scent of another person so you couldn’t trick yourself into thinking someone was there with you. No one was there to cuddle you close and pet you as you fell asleep.
Somehow this was worse than being on the street. After spending the night with Soonyoung and finally feeling love and affection made you crave it, only for it to be taken from you. Now you were alone again and stuck with the promise that he would come back to you, but no guarantee that he could keep that promise. Still, you couldn’t bring yourself to be mad at him, just upset at the thought of being alone again.
“Soonyoung,” you whispered as you curled up on yourself, “please come back.”
Little did you know, if the other members hadn’t been holding Soonyoung back he would have dashed out the door to get to you the moment he woke up. Seventeen had been debating the pros and cons of adopting a hybrid all day and still hadn’t come to an agreement by the time the sunset. It seemed the group was divided 50/50 on the matter and the male in question was about ready to rip his hair out from pure frustration. You were probably so scared by yourself and the thought alone pulled at his heartstrings in a way he hadn’t known was possible. His frustration was evident to the other members by his lack of energy, sulking, and refusing to talk to them until they came to an agreement about adopting you.
“Soonyoung,” Cheol called out as he knocked on his door, “dinners ready, come down and eat.” The younger was pouting on his bed and refused to look at his leader as he shook his head.
“I’m not hungry,” he muttered. Seungcheol sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose as he walked into the room.
“Look, I know you’re upset about this whole thing but sulking isn’t going to help anyone. We can’t just make a huge decision like this in a day,” he tried to reason. In the back of his mind, Soonyoung knew he was right but that didn’t mean he agreed with it.
“I don’t see why we need to take so long to talk about it,” he argued, “I already explained everything so what other reason do you need?”
“You’re not the only one that lives here you know?” Seungcheol argued, “you���re not only expecting the rest of us to agree with adopting and taking care of a hybrid, but also to get along with her. That’s not exactly fair to the other members, you know?”
“It’s not like she’s a full tiger I’m sure she could take care of herself if needed,” Soonyoung rebutted, “and it’s not impossible for her to get along with everyone. Shua, Mingyu, and Jun seemed to get along with her just fine. I’m sure you would too but you won’t even get her a chance.”
“How can you be so sure? You only met her last night.”
“I just know okay?!” Soonyoung exclaimed, “there’s something about her and I know that we could be the perfect home for her if you guys would just listen!” It seemed the two were either taking too long with their argument or Soonyoung was being too loud as a knock on the door grabbed both their attention.
“Are you guys really still arguing about that tiger hybrid?” Jihoon asked as he poked his head in the door. Their silence gave him the answer he needed as he rolled his eyes and invited himself in, “Isn’t this argument getting a little childish? Everyone’s had time to think about it and is down in the kitchen right now, why don’t we just talk about it there and get it over with instead of dragging it out?” The two older remained silent for a minute, glancing at each other and back at Jihoon before nodding softly.
“Fair enough, let’s go,” Seungcheol said as he made his way to the door. Jihoon groaned softly and was about to follow him out when Soonyoung stopped him.
“What do you think about it?” he asked. The younger paused for a moment before shaking his head.
“As idols, we are way too busy to give her the attention she needs, even if she does take care of herself. I won’t say I’m against a hybrid living with us but you do need to realize she is going to want our attention and what’s going to happen when we go on tour or travel for schedules? If you’re sure you can handle that then who am I to say no?” With that he followed Cheol out of the room, making Soonyoung ponder everything before walking out after them. He understood what Jihoon was saying, but he knew they could give you a good home and would deal with those challenges as they came. Soonyoung was stubborn and he wasn’t going to back down until he got the members to agree with him.
After a very long, and semi-heated, discussion between the members during dinner, there was a 9-4 vote in favor of adopting you. Soonyoung practically flew out of his chair when the agreement was reached, squealing in excitement and hugging the ones closest to him. Needless to say, he wouldn’t be sleeping at all that night, much too eager for morning to come so he could get to the shelter and finish the adoption process.
The members had established a few set rules beforehand, not knowing how you would adjust to them or the new home. The most important rule was to be gentle while you were settling in, be nice but don’t crowd or overwhelm you. You would also stay with Soonyoung in his room since they didn’t have a spare room and it felt unfair to condemn you to the living room. Maybe sometime down the road, you would be comfortable sharing a room with one of the others but until then you would stay with Soonyoung. Everything else could be established once you got settled in a bit. Some of the members went out early the next morning to go shopping for you mutually agreeing on things you would need and wanting as many to participate as possible so you felt welcome. The only thing they hadn’t agreed on was a collar, knowing it was a requirement for adopted hybrids but figuring they would use a basic one until they figured out what you liked. It wasn’t like you would be going out enough in the beginning to need one.
Cheol once again accompanied Soonyoung to the shelter to make sure everything got done properly, Joshua deciding to tag along as well just for fun. The oldest was still a bit apprehensive about adopting a hybrid but seeing everyone else's excitement he knew he couldn’t argue anymore. Hopefully, your presence would grow on him as it seemed to with all the others.
You were startled awake by a knocking on your door, glancing up to see the same tech from yesterday staring at you with a gentle smile. “Sorry for waking you but come on Y/N, it’s time for you to go home.” You were confused for a moment before you processed what she said, shooting up from the cot and glancing at her hopefully. You were going home? Did that mean that Soonyoung had come back for you like he said? The tech nodded and you all but dashed out of the room, the tech laughing as she ran to keep up with you.
The second you saw Soonyoung standing in the lobby, you squealed and ran over to him. He only had a second to react before you were throwing yourself into his arms, hugging him tightly and nuzzling into his neck. “You came back,” you mumbled, inhaling his scent and smiling softly. Soonyoung giggled and hugged you back just as tightly, bending over a bit to hold you properly.
“I promised you I would,” he replied, bringing a hand up to pet through your hair softly. You hummed softly and hugged him a bit tighter, looking up when you heard soft chucking. The tech had turned her attention to Joshua since Soonyoung was occupied and Seungcheol was waiting over by the door.
“This is a temporary collar and a copy of her files. We will check-in after about a week to see how she’s settling in but otherwise feel free to call with any health or behavior concerns. You guys should be all set to go!” she explained. Joshua took everything and thanked her before moving over to you and Soonyoung.
“Come on you two, we should go home and get you settled in,” you smiled softly at him and nodded, letting go of Soonyoung and following the three to the car. The whole time Seungcheol was quiet and wouldn’t even look in your direction. He closed the door to the car as soon as you got in and got in the driver's seat, not acknowledging you and talking to Joshua during the drive. It made you a bit nervous as you looked at him before turning to Soonyoung who was sitting next to you.
“Did I do something wrong? He doesn’t seem to like me,” you whispered, pointing to Seungcheol. He glanced where you were pointing before sighing.
“Don’t worry about Seungcheol okay?” he whispered back, “he’s just a bit stressed but I’m sure he’ll warm up to you eventually, just be patient.” He scratched behind your ear softly but frowned when that didn’t seem to assure you at all, “Hey don’t worry okay? It may take a bit for some of the guys to open up to you but we’re all excited to have you live with us and I know they will all love you just as much as I do.” You still weren’t completely convinced but didn’t say anything, leaning into his hand and closing your eyes. Hopefully, he was right, though now you had to deal with the nerves that came from meeting 12 other guys.
“Hey Y/N?” Joshua called out softly to get your attention, “we have a few guys at the store getting a few things for you so is there anything you like or want specifically? Anything you need? Do you also happen to know what clothing size you wear?” You hummed a bit and glanced around as you thought about it. You never really had anyone ask if you wanted something specific, just always taking what you were given, so you didn’t know.
“I don’t really know,” you confessed, “I’ve never really had anyone shop for me so just whatever’s essential I guess? Also last time I checked my size was (size).” You saw his expression fall for a second before he was quickly smiling and nodding at you again.
“Once you get settled we can take you to go pick out things yourself. These are just going to be the basics so you can be comfortable,” he explained as he looked down at his phone. You briefly heard him mutter something about, “how have you never gone shopping?” but quickly tuned him out. You just hummed out a small thank you before turning your attention to the window for the rest of the ride. Seungcheol and Joshua made light small talk and Soonyoung occasionally glanced over at you to make sure you were doing alright before returning his attention to his phone. He knew this whole thing would probably be strange and a bit stressful for you but he didn’t want to overwhelm you.
You and Soonyoung got out of the car first once you guys arrived back at the dorm, the male wrapping an arm around your shoulders as you walked to the door with Joshua and Seungcheol not too far behind.
“They’re still out shopping and Jihoon went to the studio for a bit so it should just be a few that are home right now,” Joshua stated which made Soonyoung sigh in relief. That meant you could settle in a bit before having to introduce yourself to everyone. Just as expected, it was significantly quieter when you guys entered as most of the guys were out. You looked around the now empty living room while the other three put their stuff away, cautiously walking to the middle of the room and glancing around. You were curious but not sure what you were and were not allowed to do so you decided to play it safe. Joshua seemed to notice this as he chuckled softly while walking over to you, “You can look around Y/N, it’s your home too so don’t be shy.”
“Just please be careful not to break anything,” Seungcheol muttered. The two other males glanced at him as he excused himself to his room, sighing softly when they heard the door close. They tried to play it off but you knew now that he didn’t like you. Soonyoung saw the way your ears and expression dropped and immediately began to panic.
“Hey now, ignore him okay? We don’t need his sour attitude ruining our fun,” he cooed, moving to cup your face in his hands. He squished your cheeks a bit which made you giggle and caused him to smile in return, “there we go, good girl! Smile for us!” When you laughed again he mirrored the action and let go of you, Joshua laughing as well at the cute sight.
“Since no ones really here right now, why don’t we give you a mini tour?” he suggested, “then you can get settled and try to relax a bit.” You nodded and he gave you a gentle pat on the shoulder, “So obviously this is the living room, we also play a lot of games here in our free time. The kitchen as you know is right through that opening. You can help yourself to anything that doesn’t have a name on it okay? Just try to keep it clean and ask one of us if you need help getting anything. We don’t need you getting hurt.” You followed him and Soonyoung down the hall, listening to the names he said with each room they passed. Hopefully, when they arrived you could start putting faces to their names and learn everyone quicker if you already had an idea. “This is my room,” Joshua stopped to open one of the middle doors and let you peek inside, “if you ever need something and Soonyoung is busy you can come to find me. Or if I’m busy you can always go to my room and wait for me okay?” When you let out a small hum of confirmation he smiled and reached up to scratch behind your ear. “You like being pet don’t you?” he asked teasingly when you pushed against his hand.
“I’m not too used to it but it feels nice,” you answered, “my ears and tail are especially sensitive.”
“I’ll be sure to remember that,” Joshua mused, patting your head. He quickly showed you the last few rooms before leaving you and Soonyoung to get everything set up in his room. “If you need anything you guys know where to find me, and the others should be back soon,” he said as he closed the door and left you two alone.
“You’re going to be staying in here with me, I had to rearrange a few things but you’ll have half of the closest space and the bottom drawers of the dresser to put your stuff. If we need more space we can work on that. You have full access to the TV and can borrow my phone and laptop when you need and of course, whatever else you need is yours. We’re going to be sharing the bed if that’s okay?”
“Yeah of course,” you said, taking a seat on the bed and glancing up at him. You had already shared a bed with Soonyoung and you were comfortable with him, also his room was nice and you already were getting way more than you were used to. Though you were nervous given factors like your heat, you suppose you would have to tackle that when you came. Thankfully tigers didn’t go into heat as often as other hybrids and it didn’t last very long, but that didn’t make it a pleasant experience. You wondered if the guys had been briefed on all of that when they filled out the adoption paperwork. Whether he did or not, Soonyoung was so excited and caring that you couldn’t bring yourself to tell him your concerns. He smiled and laughed a bit, turning on the TV and handing you the remote.
“Put it on whatever you want! I’m still trying to reorganize a few things so just ignore me okay?” you glanced at the remote as if it was a foreign object before starting to flip through random channels. None of the shows seemed familiar to you so you just flipped through until you found something that seemed even remotely interesting. Though your focus was on Soonyoung mostly as he reorganized some of his drawers and pushed a few things around.
You two stayed like that for a little over an hour, Soonyoung eventually joining you on the bed as you got hooked on this random drama you managed to stumble on. You had moved to lay on your stomach, moments from falling asleep when a knock at the door startled you up. You perked up and glanced at the door as it opened and a male you don’t remember seeing before poked his head in.
“We’re back,” he practically sang, “figured we would just bring everything up here so you could go through it?” You couldn’t see Soonyoung but you assumed he nodded as the male opened the door and let himself in with two others right behind him. They all had multiple bags hanging off their arms and it seemed there were, even more, they couldn’t carry. Your eyes widened as you watched the pile of bags stack up until you were sure you could bury yourself in it.
“Did you guys buy the whole store or something?” Soonyoung asked, standing up and kicking through some of the bags.
“We may have gone a bit overboard, had to practically drag Minghao out of the clothing store or he would have bought everything,” the other teased, getting one of the bags thrown at him by who you assumed was Minghao.
“She has no clothes, it’s only fair to get her a variety,” said male argued before looking at you, “we got a few different sizes and styles just to be safe so you’ll have to try it all on and tell us what you think okay?” His tone was soft, kind of like Joshua's but a bit higher and you would have found his voice and expression relaxing if you weren’t overwhelmed with the situation. It seemed Soonyoung read your mind, or he could tell by your expression, but he was immediately getting into protective mode.
“You guys need to calm down, you didn’t even introduce yourselves yet and you’re throwing all this new stuff on her!” he scolded. They all froze and stared between the two of you a bit before laughing awkwardly.
“Sorry guess we got a little too excited,” the first one set the bags down and kneeled down in front of you with a smile, “Hi cutie, I’m Jeonghan! The one with the glasses is Minghao, and behind him is Seungkwan.” They both waved at you and you relaxed a bit as you looked at them and back at Jeonghan. He tilted his head and held his hand out for you, causing you to blink curiously at him before gently taking his hand. It was significantly larger than yours but his touch was soft and his skin was warm. He seemed happy that you were opening up to him and squeezed your hand a bit before gently letting you go. “I’m sure we’ll get along great!” he said as he turned to look through the bags, “did you want us to help you go through everything, or did you want to do it yourselves?”
“You can stay,” you agreed when Soonyoung glanced at you, “it looks like a lot of stuff and I need to get used to all of you guys, right?” They all seemed to chuckle at that but Minghao and Seungkwan happily moved to kneel down beside Jeonghan. You and Soonyoung remained on the bed as they went through the bags and showed you everything they got for you. Enough pillows and blankets to make a whole new bed, as well as a stuffed tiger they had to get because it “reminded us of you.” Necessities like your own toothbrush, shampoo, and towels that you swore were soft enough to be blankets. Clothes in every style, design, and color that you could imagine, sorting through taking longer than normal because Minghao had to hold them up to you and gush about how cute they would look. Seungkwan joined in as well with some of the items he chose until the two were talking about styling you as if you were a department store mannequin. The attention made you a bit flustered but you couldn’t deny that it also felt nice having people gush over you like this. The last few things were simple activities and toys designed for cat hybrids so you would have things to do when they were away. The three stayed long enough to help organize and put most of your new things away before excusing themselves to relax and do their own things before dinner. You thanked all of them for the stuff and their help, getting to work nuzzling against your blankets, pillows, and tiger plushie to scent them properly. You would probably sneak them around the members to get their scent as well but for now, this would do.
After a few days of getting used to your new home and new owners, you were starting to get used to everything. By now you had met everyone at least once and were getting used to their personalities, making mental notes and observations about all of them to remember who was who. There was still a lot to get used to but at least now you could distinguish everyone and not just Soonyoung.
Seungcheol was the oldest and their leader, though you still didn’t fully understand what that meant. He seemed kind of strict and a bit cold with you but you noticed he seemed really sweet and caring the more you watched him with the others.
Jeonghan is very playful and does a lot of joking and teasing. He was one of the more affectionate ones with you, always calling you pet names and giving you hugs and pets no matter what form you were in.
Joshua is also playful but a bit more calm than Jeonghan. He was always checking in on you to make sure you were okay and also loved giving you head pats. You also got to hear him play the guitar once and fell in love with the sound.
Jun seemed a bit wary of you at times but was still nice and never said no to affection or even playing. You also learned he was from China and he told you a few things about his home and even taught you a few simple Chinese words.
Wonwoo was one you had only met once but it was just in passing. He had never said anything to you and never seemed to be around. The members told you he was just more reserved and that he would warm up to you eventually so you didn’t push the matter.
Jihoon was another one you had only met once or twice but he seemed nice enough. He seemed to physically avoid you but didn’t mind your presence and even showed you a song he was working on one night.
Seokmin was extremely loud and seemed to play around a lot with the members. You were a bit wary of him just because of how loud he got sometimes but he was funny and seemed to keep his distance.
Mingyu loved having you around and was another member that was happy to give you attention. He loved to play with you and pet you and even let you help him cook dinner one night. Though he was also really big which was kind of intimidating, he really liked to pat your head and tell you how small you were or just rest his arms on your head to be funny.
Minghao was quieter but you had seen him joke around a few times. He wasn’t the most affectionate but he would pet you occasionally and let you spend time with him while he worked. He loved dressing you up when you would cooperate and helped teach you a few Chinese phrases alongside Jun.
Seungkwan was nice but also really sassy which confused you a bit. There were moments where he was squeezing your cheeks and cooing at you like you were the cutest thing, then there were moments where he was overly teasing or seemed to not want you around. You just decided to let him come to you rather than try to bug him for attention.
Vernon scared you a little bit at first but after a bit he got you to open up to him. You found his antics quite funny and your interactions could go from listening to music together to playing random games he made up.
Lastly, there was Chan, though the only thing you knew about him was that he was the youngest member of the group. You saw him for maybe a second before he was hiding away again and part of you wondered if he was avoiding you.
You had also learned that what Soonyoung meant when he said they were idols was that they performed in a group together. He explained to you that they were in a group called Seventeen and, while they were on a mini break right now, they were usually out for most of the day recording or at practice. You had pouted a bit when you realized this meant you would be alone a lot when they went back to work but you said you understood. You were just happy to have a home so you weren’t going to argue about them being gone.
You were in your tiger form napping in the little nest you had created by the living room window. It was one of your favorite spots as there was a perfect amount of sun that shone through during the day. A perfectly warm and bright spot for you to rest, made complete by one of the thicker blankets the guys got you and a collection of pillows. One of the ones they got you, a spare you found in the closet, and one you stole from the couch so you had something that smelled like the guys. You were nuzzling against that pillow currently, stretched out on your side and enjoying the remaining warmth as the sun started to set. Most of the members were in their rooms or out doing their own thing but there were a few in the kitchen. You couldn't make out what they were staying but you could hear voices and could only assume they were arguing over dinner again. More specifically, whether they would cook or order out and who was in charge of dinner. That seemed to be a common occurrence from what you could tell.
As you were slowly being brought back to reality, you felt someone petting your side which successfully woke you up. Opening your eyes, you saw Jeonghan smiling down at you, tickling your side a bit which made you jerk.
“Good morning Sunshine,” he teased with a laugh, “we’re thinking about doing takeout and having a movie night tonight, what do you think?” You blinked up at him before stretching and lifting your head so you could nod at him. It was awkward communicating with them as a tiger but you didn’t want to make him wait while you went to shift and grab something to wear. Jeonghan seemed to understand your answer though as he chuckled and scratched under your chin, “I knew you would like the idea.” You made a chuffing noise as you shuffled closer to him, not really caring about what he was saying as you just wanted him to keep petting you. Jeonghan got the hint and wrapped an arm around you in a hug, using both hands to gently scratch your face and parts of your neck. You closed your eyes and leaned most of your weight against him which made him laugh more, “Aww look at my pretty Baby. She likes being scratched like this, doesn’t she? You’re so soft and sweet I could cuddle you all day.” He laid against you dramatically as he continued muttering praises before eventually letting go. “I have to go talk with the guys about dinner now but we can cuddle more later okay? You can join us if you want of course,” with that he was giving you one last hug and walking back to the kitchen. You watched him for a moment before getting up and making your way to yours and Soonyoungs room. That was one of the few rules that had been set, that you could not be in the kitchen in tiger form as your fur got in the way. Fair enough since you preferred your natural form anyways unless resting so you quickly went to shift and get dressed before joining the group in the kitchen.
Jeonghan was there with Joshua, Jihoon, and Soonyoung, all of them looking over the phone and discussing what they should order. Something about debating if they should just get a large amount and share or get individual orders for everyone. Soonyoung noticed you first and smiled as he waved you over, “Hey Y/N, did you come to help us figure out dinner?” You walked over to them and nodded softly, tugging at the sleeves of your sweater.
“Jeonghan woke me up and then left me, I got lonely,” you whined with a pout. The male in question pouted back and grabbed you to pull you into a hug, your back against his chest and his chin resting on your head with his arms around your waist.
“I promised we’d cuddle later silly, but I’d rather you help us with dinner first,” he said, peeking over at you to poke your cheek, “you took a while so I didn’t know if you were coming.”
“You guys said I wasn’t allowed in the kitchen as a tiger, so I had to go switch,” you argued.
“Why don’t you switch when we’re around?” Soonyoung asked. It was an innocent question but you still felt your face heating up and you stumbled over your words as you tried to explain it.
“Well umm, clothes don’t really fit my tiger form so when I switch between them I’m not, you know, wearing anything…” you practically whispered the last part and hid your face in your hands. There was silence in the room as the boy's faces soon matched your red shade, Soonyoung shaking his head to distract from the thought.
“I’m sorry I asked,” he muttered. From behind you, you could feel and hear Jeonghan chuckle.
“Quite convenient,” he joked, yelping when Joshua hit him on the arm, “I mean that’s good to know. I mean-” he cut himself off when the other three started glaring him down. You sunk out of his grip and fell to the floor with your face hidden in your hands, wishing the floor would swallow you whole. Jeonghan stuttered a bit and laughed nervously before glancing down at you, unable to say anything as Joshua had already kneeled down and put a hand on your shoulder.
“He’s an idiot Y/N, ignore him,” he whispered, pulling your hands from your face and smiling softly at you as he helped you up. Jihoon interrupted the now awkward tension by clearing his throat.
“Anyways, can we talk about dinner now?” he asked with a tone of sarcasm. Everyone agreed and they proceeded with ordering take out, you not contributing much and hiding behind Joshua for a majority of the time. Though you did help when the food arrived, helping Soonyoung and Jihoon bring in the bags and set everything up while Joshua and Jeonghan worked on setting the living room up for the movie night. For the first time since you had gotten there, Jihoon showed physical affection to you by patting your head in appreciation once all of the food was laid out. Some of the members started joining you as well when they heard the commotion, either helping as well or just standing in the way asking when everything would be ready.
You watched from the corner as all the members came and got their food before taking their seats, some of them greeting you while a few didn’t seem to notice you were there. Your tail wrapped around your leg and you bit your lip, still feeling a bit awkward around all of them when Soonyoung called out for you. “What do you want to eat?” he asked, already working on a plate for you when you walked over. “There’s more than enough so whatever you want,” he added when he sensed hesitation from you. Some of these foods were still a bit new to you so you just went with the safe option and got a small amount of everything so you could try it. Hopefully, if you liked it there would be enough left for you to have more.
Once Soonyoung got his food he had you follow him to the living room, making a spot for the both of you on the couch. Minghao was on your other side with Jihoon next to Soonyoung and the rest of the members gathering around in the other seats or with pillows on the floor. You felt a bit bad about that and offered to give up your spot but both the males beside you assured you it was fine.
The members ended up playing an odd version of rock paper scissors to determine who would choose the first movie with Seokmin winning. You didn’t pay attention to the game since you didn’t really care about what you watched, more focused on your food. It was also hard for you to focus with all of the banter and comments from the members on what was happening on screen. Soonyoung didn’t let you feel left out though as he was constantly looking over at you and asking what you thought. Minghao joined in occasionally to comment on what was happening or point out something to you from a visual perspective. Both boys also shared bites of their food with you when they realized you had run out, feeding you smaller bites until you turned your head away. The first movie ended and Seungkwan got to choose the second while some of the members began cleaning up from dinner, some of them also calling it a night and going to bed. You tried to pay attention to the movie but you also felt yourself growing tired. Your eyes began fluttering and your body swaying as you tried to stay awake. Minghao noticed and chuckled softly.
“Tired?” he whispered, you shook your head but a yawn immediately after gave you away. Minghao smiled and shook his head, reaching over you to tap at Soonyoung. The older got the hint the second he looked at you and gently guided you to lay against him. Both males shuffled around a bit until you were in a more comfortable position. Your head was resting in Sooyoung's lap and his hand gently playing with your hair as he focused back on the movie. Your legs were lifted up onto Minghaos so you were properly laying down, one of his hands resting on your knee and the other cautiously moving to stroke your tail. You twitched when he first touched it which made him pull away in fear he did something wrong but then you wrapped it gently around his wrist, allowing him to pet the fur softly. The sensation of both males petting you combined with Soonyoungs warmth and scent had you drifting off almost immediately, burying your head against his legs. They both smiled down at you fondly and glanced at each other before returning their attention to the movie.
Occasionally, when there was a louder noise, you would stir but never fully woke up. Even when the movie ended and the boys started moving around you stayed asleep. Though Soonyoung shushed the members when they started talking to ask if they wanted to watch another movie, gesturing down at you when they looked at him.
“I think someone's ready for bed,” Joshua whispered. Soonyoung nodded, starting to move you into a position where he could carry you without waking you, struggling a bit to get your tail unwrapped from Minghao.
“I think I’m going to take her to bed,” he whispered back as he managed to grab you and stand up, “you guys have a good night.”
“You’re not going to come back?” Jun asked, to which the younger shook his head.
“I’m tired anyways and I would hate to wake her,” with that he bid a good night to the other members and gently carried you back to your room. As carefully and quietly as possible, he closed the door and set you down on your side of the bed so he could get changed and ready for bed himself. You didn’t even flinch when he turned off the light and got into bed beside you, cuddling you against his chest and tucking you both in. “Goodnight Y/N, sleep well,” he whispered, kissing your head softly before closing his eyes to drift off as well.
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First of all you are my FAVORITE oso imagine writer 😫🙏 would it be too much to ask some NSFW choromatsu headcanons? Maybe with a s/o that’s nerdy and inexperienced like him? Thank you! 🫶 if you want to throw the other boys in I don’t think we would complain either
Oh gosh, favorite?! That’s such a huge compliment, thank you, omg. 😭 Sure thing, Anonym. Some NSFW Choromatsu headcanons coming right up:
- He’s a shaky, shaky mess as you both finally start to explore each other. It was never in his expectations to ever reach this point with anybody, let alone you - and despite everything he’s read to prepare for this experience, he loses all of it in an instant. He doesn’t want to fuck it up, and you’ll have to remind him that you two are doing this together.
- He’s constantly checking in with you, if he kisses your neck - he’s asking if it felt good, if he’s bites your nipple even the tiniest bit - he’s immediately terrified he hurt you and will double check if you’re okay. Problem is: you’re absolute putty in his hands and are finding it hard to make words happen when he’s kissing and touching you in any intimate way.
- When you both go to an idol concert together, he finds it very hard to actually pay attention to whose on stage. You’ve taken to cosplaying when you go to these, and the way the outfit hugs you has him fantasizing about what you’d look like in it on top of him - half the time he ends up needing to excuse himself to the restroom because he got very carried away with his thoughts.
- He does this thing when he’s completely riled up, with a half-lidded gaze a super blushed face, he’ll squeak out a ‘please!’ if you’re close enough to his dick. It flusters you both 100% of the time - but it’s a good way of telling that he’s painfully hard (aside from the obvious tent in his jeans).
- If he goes down on you, he’s surprisingly messy! Half of it has to do with inexperience and his tongue goes everywhere, but the other half is because he gets so lost in the taste of you that his control completely falters. With a little guidance, he eventually gets you to cum pretty quickly. You have to learn to be careful when he does though, cause you’ve pulled out hair in the past from gripping him so hard lol
- Finally when he’s deep inside you, he doesn’t make a whole lot of noise. That extends from his ability to masturbate rather quietly back home. Though his expression is really what has you falling apart - his face is so red from the pleasure and all the noises you make. He tends to snatch his lip between his teeth as you’re fucking, but when he’s at his peak, he’s got his teeth bared down together. The choked noise he makes is heavenly - and if you’re lucky, he may let out a loud and exasperated exhale from how much he’s cumming with you.
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I NEED to know how are Joker's goons with a partner they really care and love, I just have a crush in them all
Good thing they have a crush on you too anon! I’m so happy people like them so much. I love this lore building campaign about Joker’s Loyal three that we’re having!! So much content.. they deserve it!
Let’s discuss in detail down below. Grab a snack love 🖤✨
Frost
You have to be mature and ready to not only love Frost, but his daughter, Genesis too. They're a package deal and Frost refuses to let just anyone around his girl. If Gen doesn't like you, it's an automatic no. Thank you and goodbye. 👋🏾
Now if you pass the vibe check? Oh girl you set for life.
Prepare yourself for a long healthy relationship. Frost has been storing up love for someone special and once he finds you? RIP, because he’s gonna unleash it all at once. I don’t think you’re ready cuz this level of affection is so unexpected from a guy like him.
Yeah he lives up to his name and he's got MAJOR guard dog energy, (he wears his dog tags around you so you know he’s about that life) but his devotion is a raging fire that it blinds you. When it comes to his lady, Frost doesn’t hold back. Before you even think about asking for something, it's already done. And don’t get it twisted; he’s not a simp, he’s a gentleman. There’s a difference.
He's picking you up, he's dropping you off, opening doors, silently observant to your needs to cater to them, and he's always one step ahead; and he does it all without asking anything in return. That’s what distinguishes a gentleman from a simp. Frost is all about acts of service. Everything Frost does is structured and orderly so be prepared for that in a relationship. He plans a date and it’s executed to perfection, right down to the time he takes you home or if Gen is away for the night, you’re staying over... 😏
Frost is a gentle giant and quite possessive once you get close. If you’re out on the town and someone tries to hit on you— Frost magically spawns behind you, and a literal growl of “back off” is heard. He’s the best boyfriend but don’t call him that. It’s not “manly” but once he feels comfortable enough to crack a smile around you? It's over. He's locked in.
You are never getting rid of him. Don't be surprised half a year into the relationship and he's asking you to move in. He knows you're the one for him, why waste any more time?
Date ideas: Bars, Sporting events, the gym, out with him and Gen
Mac
Be prepared to be absolutely spoiled. Mac comes from new money and all his life he’s dealt with fake women and friends, wanting access to his family’s wealth. You however don’t care about the money, and that makes him feral.
Mac, despite his frat boy reputation, was raised to respect women and once he sets his eyes on you? He will worship the very ground you walk on. Of course he has to make sure you’re down bad just like he is. The first few months he’s such an arrogant jerk, you almost lose interest, but it’s Mac’s way of testing if you actually like him or just after his money.
Once you pass the vibe check, OH GIRL! He wraps you up in a fur coat and showers you with love.
100% Mac’s love language is gift giving. If he thinks you’ll like it, it’s yours. You get weekly flowers delivered to your workplace and another bouquet to your home and that’s on top of the car he orders to chauffeur you around. There’s flowers in there too. Wait, did you want the car too?! You don’t care about the gifts; but it’s stuck in his head (from past lovers) that tangible things show his love. You have to break that habit and educate this man there’s other ways to show affection.. 😏
Speaking of, Mac is constantly touching you. A hand on your waist, thigh, holding your hand, an arm thrown over your shoulder— you name it, he's doing it. He needs that reassurance that you’re with him. Some people think you’re just using him (he secretly believes it too) but after a year together when you bite your lip and ask can you move in? Big surprise!!! He already purchased a house he thinks you’ll love. And you do just as much as you love him.
Date ideas: Boat rides, flights abroad, Kentucky derby, late night car rides
Neo
You must have patience to deal with this one. He is a walking red flag so proceed with caution. That being said, it’s still possible to tame this heathen and one look into your eyes got Neo acting correct real quick.
Pulling girls isn’t an issue, it’s keeping them that’s the problem. Neo never had a serious relationship before yet he feels something click when you accidentally bumps into him. You got him so tongue tied, Mac and Frost make fun of him afterwards. The infamous Casanova short circuits at the sight of you, don’t be surprised if he hopelessly follows you around the club all night trying to get your number. Thankfully he's cool with the bf of one of your friends and gets your number that way because you vanish into thin air like the angel he believes you are.
Neo has to work extra hard not you scare you off. He knows his reputation has found it way to your ears. He’s a multiple club owner, a known plug, and secretly Joker’s hit man. The odds are not in his favor but he’ll do anything to have you in his life. The way you smile, your soft demeanor… it’s vastly different from his other flings and you are driving him insane.
It’s the first time that Neo is chasing a female, not the other way around.
He’s pulling up outside your place just to talk, I mean, yeah he wants you sexually but he wants to take things slow and that works in his favor. Proving that he’s serious helps to slowly lower your apprehension about him. All your friends warned you that Neo is a classic fboy— yet that’s a stark contrast to the guy who takes you to amusement parks or to the skating rink in the middle of the night. You feel like a teenager again smoking and making out well past your curfew.
He’s trying so hard to be ‘boyfriend material’. The baby is struggling, so don’t laugh. If it were up to him, you would be helping him dump a body not holding hands at a craft store buying yarn. He can’t complain too much since you’re knitting him a new Shiesty so 👀
Ironically he’s the one who has to pass the vibe check. It takes forever for you to give him a chance and “officially date” him after a year of playing hard to get.
And gurl once he gets the green light, you better buckle up. Two months into the ‘official relationship’, he gifts you a promise ring and a key to his place. Once there, you finally get a taste of that fboy energy everyone warned you about.
Neo rearranges your guts and breaks your back but afterwards he sits back smoking a blunt, holding your still trembling body to his— just happy he has a girl who wants to stay with him. He is never letting you go.
Date ideas: His various clubs, hole-in-the-wall events in Gotham, his place, (insert your favorite hobby) establishment
#thanks anon!#thanks for the ask!#lore building#oc lore#Joker’s Loyal Three#couple goals#head canon#this was so much fun
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I’d like to add a couple of interesting things to your last post, this is not the first s*x supplement she advertised/used.
She did an ad if I remember correctly when she had nowandgen ,and now this one , plus her very cringy replies on Sm saying she rides it every chance she gets and aother comments that suggest how very horny she is for him all the time, and that allegedly post s*x pic .
Now you know what’s so damn funny?
She made that super embarrassing shower video jared suggested that they should go have s*x and she asked him to promise her that it’s going to last more than five minutes 😂 (jared please wake up and stop doing everything she says, you look bad sweetie)
No wonder she needs that d*ldo (the one she posted by mistake😭) and God knows what that needle for .
And those awkward kisses where they miss each other’s lips after 14 years of marriage.
Plus him constantly going to breastrestaurant rather than staying with this s*xual Godes lol
Yeah , she’s not fooling anyone but herself and jared .
Hello Anon, thank you for the feedback. I did write before about who Gen is an incarnation of and who Jared is as well. I believe that even tough the mythologies aren't correct as far as divine match pairings go, it is worth mentioning here I think Jared is trying to come off as this super supportive husband when the two secretly can't stand each other. Between all of this and his flirty behavior towards fans, especially coming from a friend who went to the Nashcon and a few others in the past who made some very interesting observations (ex. has been a little more friendly and flirty than in the past, notices the women who have more cleavage, Jensen was talking to him for a few min before autos began at Nashcon longer than usual [you okay there, Jared?], etc.), I believe that Jared deep down believes his real love is out there somewhere and that she's gonna be waiting in line for him at a con for an autograph or photo op. Jared just wants to be genuinely loved and adored, Gen just wants his money. He is also 100% scared of being alone. I swear to you it goes back to that palm reading he got and where he said while talking about it he half expects his love life to get screwed up (right around when Sandy and him broke up, and right before him and Gen met). Also did Gen REALLY post that dildo photo by mistake Anon? I think we both know the answer to that one LOL!
Us women tend to be more "logical" about how we fall in love, whereas men are more emotional. Of course this is just a general rule here but it's also true that many times over, women are who ask for a divorce initially more often then men overwhelmingly so too. I feel like women have more of a checkbox with love (money/job, stability, sense of humor, intelligence, generosity, values, etc. while men are more about if she's cute, they can have good conversations, things like that. There are multiple reasons why women are said to initiate divorce more which has proven over several decades to be consistently true but the point is, I think that this also means women check out of marriages more. Even though Gen is scared of losing her following 'cause she decided it was a genius idea to sell the crunchy, homestead mom image with her TOWWN "organization", she does not genuinely love Jared. She loves his wallet and the prestige that comes with being his wife. Commonly cited reasons for divorce are as follows:
* Infidelity; (why is Gen REALLY buying this supplement given everything else that's coming into play here? Hmm...)
* Spouse unresponsive to the other’s needs;
* One spouse grew tired of making the marriage work;
* One spouse thought the other was immature;
* One spouse felt he or she was being emotionally abused;
* Spouses had different financial priorities or spending habits, and
* Alcohol and drug abuse by one spouse.
* One spouse wanted to pursue a different life;
* One spouse found out unknown revelations from the other’s past;
* One or both spouses felt they married too young;
* One spouse physically abused the other;
* One spouse’s career came before family;
* There were insurmountable cultural or religious differences between the spouses;
* One or both spouses had problems with the other’s family, or
* One spouse was addicted to pornography.
I highlighted the ones I could see being potentially relevant with Jared and Gen being marital issues. The infidelity is a big question mark and is highlighted in green because Gen seems to be letting the world know she is sexually repressed somehow. I can't seem to count how many supplements are in this woman's body but I am struggling at this point to see how she could be missing anything to make her not want sex. I think it's all in your head honey [Gen]...
I also decided to go look up the whole Community Property (Texas being one) versus Equitable Distribution State (such as Connecticut) as one of my besties decided to look into this about Danneel and Jensen. I found this tidbit interesting about Texas being a Community Property Jurisdiction state:
Marital debt is debt that is created or liabilities that are incurred during the marriage. It can include the balance of a car note, a mortgage, credit cards, personal loans, student loans, medical debts, and other liabilities. The court is not required to divide debt equally upon divorce. It is required only to make a “just and right division” depending on the circumstances of the parties.
Both spouses are responsible for the debts and liabilities of the marriage, regardless of which spouse created it or the name that is on the title or note. A car purchased on credit during the marriage is community property. A divorce court can award the car (and balance owed) to one spouse, but does not have the power to remove the other spouse’s name from the contract that created the debt. The creditor can still look to the other spouse for payment. The same holds true for credit card agreements, mortgage contracts and other debts. If your spouse opened an account using your information without your knowledge or consent, it may be considered fraud or identity theft.
One thing that's interesting about the state I live in that's not a thing in Texas is the said waiting period. In Texas it's 60 days. In my state however, because North Carolina only permits no fault divorces, which require a 1 year separation at least. Here's something also interesting about no fault divorces in Texas:
No-fault divorces in Texas can be faster and less expensive than a “fault” divorce because there are no allegations of marital wrongdoing to resolve. In Texas, there are two types of no-fault divorce: (1) a divorce based on insupportability and (2) a divorce based on living apart for at least three years.
A divorce based on insupportability does not require you to prove that your spouse did something wrong—you just need to show that the marriage is “insupportable” because of discord or conflict between you and your spouse that can't be resolved. Keep in mind that you don’t need to provide evidence of irreconcilable discord or conflict.
In a divorce based on living apart for at least three years, the court must find that you have been living separately and apart from your spouse for three continuous years without any cohabitation (living together).
I suppose I'm sharing this stuff here because I sometimes wonder if they actually even sleep under the same roof anymore (Jared in guest house Gen in main house kind of deal). Someone brought up a very interesting point on one of my last posts about how Jared is signing up for more foreign cons and how it seems both Jared and Jensen feel like they're "guests" in their own homes. I believe Jared has been starting to catch onto this in more recent years and it's been a very painful awakening process for him. From stuff I recall also being told in PMs and also as I speculated in the past from divination readings, I believe that Jared and Gen are quietly "separated" but are trying to maintain their faux happily married public image for some weird reason.
Thanks for coming by Anon :)
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Fly Away
Author’s note: Priscilla doesn’t exist in this AU.
This is dedicated to the amazing fic writers as well as the other members of this community. Apologies if there’s any grammatical or other mistakes; I sort of just wrote this as a stream of consciousness. I sure hope you like it!
So, it’s true…the Colonel is an alien. Why am I not surprised by this?
That was the first thought that ran through your head when Steve informed you of what he’d found out about the so-called “Colonel” Tom Parker, only shortly after he’d informed your husband, Elvis Presley, of the same thing.
You’d never really liked the man, but you put up with him for your husband’s sake. And it seemed the feeling was mutual, because you didn’t hesitate to stand up for your husband when the Colonel was trying to push him into something, and you could see the flashes of anger in the Colonel’s eyes whenever you disrupted one of his “snow jobs”.
Sighing, you got your bearings together, and realized it was time to put your years-long contingency plan into action.
“Steve, keep an eye on E for me. I need to make a call. Don’t let him do anything too crazy.” You told him before heading towards the International Hotel’s business center. Normally you stuck around to watch your husband perform, but this was an emergency. Surely, he would understand.
You took a deep breath, your fingers shaking a little as you dialed the familiar number on the public phone. It was only a minute or two before a man answered.
“Hello, First Union Bank, may I help you?”
“Yes, my name is Y/N. I need you to fax over some documents to me…”
Sometime later…
You couldn’t blame your husband for being so angry. But it still scared you. Though you knew he would never hurt you, his temper could sometimes be quite frightening, and you’d never seen him this mad before.
As you’d expected, he’d fired the Colonel (in the middle of a show no less) and now he was intent on getting you and him as far away from Vegas as possible.
You’d tried to calm him down, but he barely even spoke to you as he packed his things, constantly swearing under his breath about what a liar the Colonel was, and occasionally punching the wall in frustration.
You’d decided to explain things to him once you’d gotten on the plane (he’d be more likely to listen then), but it seemed fate had intervened. For some reason, Vernon still hadn’t come down, despite everything else being ready to go.
“What’s the hold up?” Elvis asked.
“Sorry EP, your daddy won’t come down.” Replied a member of his entourage.
Sighing, Elvis got up and made his way towards the suite you’d been staying in, with you following close behind.
As the two of you reached the room, you saw Vernon motion to a piece of paper and explain that it was what they owed the Colonel—about 8.5 million dollars. And that’s when you heard something you didn’t expect to hear.
“We’re broke.”
Your husband looked stunned. “Daddy, I’ve been playing this mausoleum for 100 years, how could we be broke?”
“You spend so much money…the cars, the clothes, the new airplane—”
“Daddy, you’re supposed to be my business manager—”
“I don’t know what to tell you, son. We’re broke! We’re flat broke. We’ve got to take the Colonel back or we’ll lose Graceland—”
“I am not taking him back—”
“No.” You spoke for the first time in the discussion.
Both men turned to you in surprise. “Huh?” Vernon asked.
“No. He’s not. He’s not…WE’RE not broke.”
Elvis looked confused. “What the hell are you talking about?”
You let out a short huff and produced a folder of documents from the satchel you carried with you. Inside the folder was proof of ownership of a bank account in your name, along with some checks and some recent statements showing how much was in the account: 14 million dollars.
You began to explain. “I started putting some of your—our—money aside in my own checking account after you got into the movies. Not much, just about 10-15 percent of what you were being paid. When the deposits hit your account after you finished a job, I just had someone at my bank divert that amount into mine. With the interest, it really added up.”
You sighed. “Originally, I wanted to build up a nest egg in case something happened, or we had a dire emergency. And maybe something for our family…like, if our future kids wanted to go to college. But then when we came here…I saw how much the Colonel was taking from you, and I thought—”
Now Elvis looked angry. “…Wait, Y/N. You’re my wife. Why didn’t you tell me about any of this before?”
“Because you were spending money like crazy! I know you, EP. You would’ve demanded access to the account, and it would’ve defeated the purpose of having it.”
Elvis shook his head. Though he wouldn’t admit it, he knew you were right.
You looked down. “I’m sorry. There were times I tried to tell you before, but you weren’t listening. You were always so busy…we just never seemed to have time to talk or even just…be together.”
Elvis sighed, putting his anger aside for the moment as he cupped your face in his hands. “We will now. We’re getting out of here, and we’ll leave all this craziness behind.”
You smiled, tears falling from your eyes as you kissed your husband. “Okay. Then let’s go.”
…
As you and Elvis walked to the car park, you spotted the Colonel sitting there with a smug smirk on his face. He truly thought he had you both cornered, looking like a vulture who’d caught his next meal. However, his smirk soon turned to a look of confusion when you presented him with a check for the exact amount owed.
“What is this?” He asked.
“What we owe you. Now you won’t be getting a penny more out of us.”
“But…but how did you—”
You presented him with the proof of your account and the money within. “I think that should be sufficient evidence that we—sorry, I--have the necessary funds. Oh, and don’t bother trying to access the account for more; I’m the only one who has access to that money. If you have any questions or grievances, you may take it up with our lawyers. But don’t bother calling or visiting, because I never want to see your pathetic, miserable face ever again.
Goodbye, you bloodsucking vampire.” You replied, before spitting on the ground in front of him as the two of you walked to the car. You heard the Colonel yelling something behind you, but, in an amazing display of synchronicity, you and EP both flipped him the bird as you got into the car and began to drive away.
Just like in the comics Elvis had once read, the bad guys had been defeated. Now, maybe you two could see about finding the Rock of Eternity.
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𝐋 ➝ 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬
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L is not a man who has time for love.
Neither does he care for it that much.
In theory, he rather likes the idea: having a ‘special someone’ he can allow himself to be vulnerable around and trust with his identity seems very appealing.
However, in reality, he has little interest in pursuing such things. And even if he did, it’s not like he has the time.
If he does notice himself catching feelings for anyone, it could go a few ways.
One: he simply accepts his feelings, never tells anyone, and carries on life as usual as if nothing ever happened.
Two: he goes up to you, quietly but bluntly tells you that he has feelings for you, and also returns to his usual life. If you wish to pursue this relationship further, it’s up to you: he has told you of his feelings and that he would not be a very good partner, and he doesn’t really mind what you do with that information, as long as it’s not anything reckless or stupid.
If you decide, perhaps more wisely, that a relationship is not the best course of action, he doesn’t take any offence, and simply thanks you for your time before forgetting about this whole ordeal. He possibly keeps an eye on you and checks in on you here and there to make sure you’re doing okay, but besides that, nothing much happens.
But if, despite his warnings of being not the best partner, you still decide that you want to pursue a relationship with him, things get a little trickier.
He’s not going to say no: if he hadn’t wanted to take this possibility into account, he would have said it outright, or simply kept his feelings to himself. But he will be very, very clear about making sure this is definitely the course of action you want to take: you will have to be aware of and ready to accept the fact that he will often be absent, often be unable to contact you for long periods of time, constantly at the risk of losing his life while working on a case, his priority will still be his work, he won’t be able to disclose much information to you: the list goes on.
If you have any doubts about this, he will ask you to reconsider your choice, and if you hesitate, he will politely suggest that you find another partner who is more capable of tending to your needs.
L needs you to be 100% sure about what you’re getting into so that you don’t get disappointed in the future.
And if, by some miracle, you’re still confident in wanting to be in this relationship, he will accept this, and won’t try to push you further.
After that, not much will change. Being in a relationship with L isn’t exactly the standard relationship: you barely spend time together, and when you do, he’s almost always typing away at his laptop and solving whatever case it is that he’s working on while you mostly take care of his basic needs like making sure he’s eating a balanced diet (something he is extremely guilty of not having), getting at least some amount of sleep (another thing he lacks), etc.
He rarely shows very much outwards appreciation for the care you provide him with, but he is incredibly grateful. Sometimes, out of nowhere and eyes not leaving the computer screen, he’ll suddenly say nonchalantly, “Thank you for your patience with me. I appreciate it very much.” Or something along those lines.
And then he’ll go back to work as if nothing happened.
Basically, romance with L is very… subtle. Disconnected. Sometimes it doesn’t really feel like romance as much as it feel like having a distant partnership with the occasional tender moment slipped in here and there. Sometimes it feels like there’s a wall of glass in between you, and you can never really reach him: but that’s what you signed up for when you chose this option, and surprisingly enough, you manage.
It’s just like living a normal life with the brief visit of your loved one here and then, and as long as you don’t let it bother you too much, there’s no harm done. You appreciate the short moments you get to see him in, and likewise on his side, he rather enjoys spending time with you, too, even if not many words are exchanged.
You’ll never have any sparks-flying, passionate romance, though. L’s love is a bit cold and, well, straight up absent sometimes. As I said before, he doesn’t have much time to dwell on the subject, and doesn’t care particularly much where it’s in his life or not: if he doesn’t like anyone, he doesn’t care, and if he does, that’s fine too, as long as it doesn’t cause any complications. If it does, he’ll simply pull you aside one day, thank you for the time you spent with him, and let you know that he thinks it’s best to cut off the relationship. Then he’ll make sure your finances and all that are sorted out, and forget about the whole ordeal. It’s cold, like I said, but necessary.
Of course, he would rather not have to do this, but it won’t be too hard for him if the situation calls for it. He will miss you, but will push down those feelings until they’re buried beneath heaps of logic and reasoning until he forgets about them, after which he won’t let the end of your relationship bother him too much.
But if you can manage to spend lots of time apart and lack a vast amount of emotional and physical intimacy, your relationship should go pretty smoothly.
L will always be grateful towards you for sticking with him through thick and thin and everything in between that comes with his job and having you to fall back on or your place to crash at without warning when he needs it, even if he doesn’t (or at least very rarely) expresses it.
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Cardinal copia headcannons
What dating him would be like ♥️
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- He introduces you to all of his rat babies and makes sure you know all of their names - Will send you handwritten letters while he’s gone for periods of time (on tours or anything ministry related that would result in his absence) He mists the pice of parchment with his cologne before putting it in the envelope so you smell him when you get the letter -Cardinal is definitely a take it slow, (but not to slow) type of guy. - he’s a big romantic. Classy candlelit dinners, lavish bouquets of red roses (or your flower of choice) nice gifts when he notices you’re felling down or stressed. He’s a gift giver. - he’s not a “let’s have sex on the first date” guy. He doesn’t want to know you because of your body type (although it is a plus) he wants to know your personality. And if he were to kiss you on the first date he would ask. - I have a feeling he’s a good listener. That pearl necklace you were looking at on a date a few weeks ago? It’s in a small black box with a dark red bow on your desk with a little note that says he noticed you were working a lot more and is thanking you for being so dedicated to the Ministry, and that he couldn’t be more grateful for you being in his life. - He will 100% show you all of his ‘sacred’ places he goes to when he needs to think or just needs some quiet time. (The garden he gets your roses from, or little hallways or hidden rooms in the quiet shadows of the church.) - He is big on consent. Verbal or not. Anytime he dones anything physical (kisses, hand holds ect.) he asks first. “Is it ok if I hold you hand Cara?” Or “May I kiss you my love?” He’s constantly checking in on you and making sure what he’s doing in the relationship is ok with you. (Asking if the gifts are too much, stuff like that. He’s just a lil paranoid sometimes.) - anytime you’re out and about he always has a hand on you or something of the sort. When you’re walking in public it’s a gloved hand on the small of your back, or holding his arm out with a smile, for you to hold it as you walk. At dinner it’s a hand rested on your thigh under the table or holding your hand. (Depending on what side of him you’re sitting next to) He claims it’s because he loves you. And it is, but it might also be his fear of losing you to someone else. - he takes his gloves off for you. When you’re alone in his bedroom or his office, he takes them off. This might seem like a small thing to you, but to him it’s saying that he’s letting his guard down. When he has his gloves on he feels like he’s the Cardinal (or Papa) leading the church and being a figure of high status. And while yes, gloves or no gloves he still is; to him when he takes them off he’s kinda saying that he’s taking a ‘break’ from that and being with you. That he’s being his true self ♥️ (he feels like he has to act more tough and stuff when he’s seen as the Cardinal. Make it make since) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Well, I spent too long on that.💀 I hope you like them!and they make since! Let me know if you want more of these! ♥️🐀
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