So I LOVE the idea of a meet the parents fic where Danny is dating one of the bat kids and he is invited over to meet the rest of the family.
Whatever batkid you like (i personally like Tim x Danny)
And dinner is going GREAT, danny is charming the hell out of everyone when he says something vaguely concerning about his home life that borders neglect (or even just straight abuse) and Danny doesnt know what he said was wrong and just keeps eating without a thought.
Maybe he complimented Alfred’s cooking and said, “man this is great! Even better when it doesn’t get reanimated by your parents experiments” or “wow, I wish my folks cooked meals for me and my sister like this.”
and Bruce just gets that look in his eye. you know the one! And whoever is next to Bruce kicks him in the shin and glares at him like, “I know what your thinking! Don’t you dare!” And bruce just looks at them like, “but I cant not adopt him!” And danny is blissfully unaware of this whole conversation.
But if damien was the one who brought danny he would immediately offer for danny to stay without consulting ANYONE. like after he says vaguely concerning things damien is just like, “move here and you don’t have to go hungry ever again.” Or “live with me and i will protect you forever.” Or even just, “bring your sister next time, i am concerned for your health if your parents can reanimate food.”
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On the flip side: Danny bringing one of the bats home with HIM!
Jazz would be SO excited to meet Danny’s significant other! Danny had been dreading bringing his bat home with him because his parents were EMBARRASSING (absent or explosive) so there they are sitting around the table waiting for jack and maddie and eventually danny sighs and just says its ok and to start eating. Jazz almost gets up to go hound their parents about this but danny stops her and smiles. Then like a hour later an explosion in the basement shakes the house and up from the basement Jack and Maddie wearing full hazmat suits burst through the basement doors as smoke bellows out. In the possess maddie greets them and goes back to doing what she was doing. The whole time the bat is mentally cataloging very problematic behavior the Fenton’s are showing as well as thinking of ways to bring danny and his sister somewhere safe.
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Jack and Maddie cause a fire in the kitchen while Danny’s bat is over and the fenton kids sigh like this has happened before, danny turns to jazz “ill go get the fire extinguisher.” And jazz nods, “Ill order takeout, any preferences?”
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Danny comes home with their bat to Jazz looking nervous and when danny sees her he immediately realizes that it is his parents doing the cooking tonight and is about to walk right back out the door with their bat but his dad walks out and stops him with a bright smile.
The bat is intimidated by Jack’s sheer size (he is a very large man and they never thought that someone could be taller than Superman but here was Jack Fenton) and then when they sit down to eat after Jack spent an hour talking at them. But then the food is reanimated and starts to attack and so the bat fights back and impresses the fenton parents with their fighting skills.
Either way both would be a disaster and i am LIVING for it!!!!!
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I think he’s aimed for girls beyond his social status for sure. But not physical appearance. Hear me out imo the most gorgeous girls still get with good looking guys who aren’t model level gorgeous all the time. Look at any supermodel and who they choose to date. Very few men are equally gorgeous as their gf/wife and this is true among regular men as well. And Nols is objectively a way above average good looking man but he’s no model so I don’t think looks was a problem. Talking about social status - the insta girls/models he DM’d would only seriously consider a DM if it came from a very big public figure or athlete. Unfortunately guys who have money and status are the only guys these girls would look at. And models don’t really go for hockey players for some reason like the best a player can do is Dixie damelio apparently so it is what it is.
Just my opinion he's definitely tried with girls that were physically more attractive then him, he's not an ugly dude for sure but theirs no doubt some girls he’s went for (influencer or not) have just been better looking. It’s just a fact.
I do understand that he doesn't have the same kind of "clout" he had before because he's not active in the league. Even though he isn't an A list celeb or a super known athlete he is still able to get the attention of micro influencers and smaller accounts. Reality is too, half these girls probably don't care if he even plays or not, as long as he comes off or is known to have $$ that can be enough for most lmao.
At one point Paige Lorenze was liking photos of him, vice versa. The interaction probably wasn't that deep, who knows if DM's were even exchanged. Though that's a good prime example of someone who's physically considered more attractive and has a bigger social stat then him, that has given him attention.
BIG side note: This topic of discussion just reminded me of when Jake Virtanen and Chloe Grace Moretz dated for a short brief time LMFAOOOOO.
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