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There is little difference between Paige and Matleena. Paige kept going back to Kappy every time he cheated on her. The relationship only ended once the Pens told Kappy she was too noisy. As for wh*rish behavior, Paige went on a podcast and told the world her methods of keeping a man which included "licking all the way down the shaft and sucking on 2 balls at once." 🥴

tell me now that this is not valuable information LOL seriously she finished it and voiced it all out. Perhaps the only one in the history of the NHL! Do you think other women don't do this? The wags pretend to be loved wifes for their Protestant-style dresses.

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I think he’s aimed for girls beyond his social status for sure. But not physical appearance. Hear me out imo the most gorgeous girls still get with good looking guys who aren’t model level gorgeous all the time. Look at any supermodel and who they choose to date. Very few men are equally gorgeous as their gf/wife and this is true among regular men as well. And Nols is objectively a way above average good looking man but he’s no model so I don’t think looks was a problem. Talking about social status - the insta girls/models he DM’d would only seriously consider a DM if it came from a very big public figure or athlete. Unfortunately guys who have money and status are the only guys these girls would look at. And models don’t really go for hockey players for some reason like the best a player can do is Dixie damelio apparently so it is what it is.

Just my opinion he's definitely tried with girls that were physically more attractive then him, he's not an ugly dude for sure but theirs no doubt some girls he’s went for (influencer or not) have just been better looking. It’s just a fact.

I do understand that he doesn't have the same kind of "clout" he had before because he's not active in the league. Even though he isn't an A list celeb or a super known athlete he is still able to get the attention of micro influencers and smaller accounts. Reality is too, half these girls probably don't care if he even plays or not, as long as he comes off or is known to have $$ that can be enough for most lmao.

At one point Paige Lorenze was liking photos of him, vice versa. The interaction probably wasn't that deep, who knows if DM's were even exchanged. Though that's a good prime example of someone who's physically considered more attractive and has a bigger social stat then him, that has given him attention.

BIG side note: This topic of discussion just reminded me of when Jake Virtanen and Chloe Grace Moretz dated for a short brief time LMFAOOOOO.

emma macdonald rant

this is something that's been quite noticeable for months now, but it's been a long time since i've come across a lifestyle vlogger as lazy, unmotivated, uninspired, and borderline dispassionate as emma. she is a lifestyle vlogger who struggles to make content of even the most basic aspects of her life. in her "i'm back" vlog from two weeks ago, she straight up verbally recaps her day, and says she "didn't feel like showing" the things she did... does she realize that people want to SEE her doing these "work" things she talks about, and not watch a 10 minute clip of her talking about getting back into hot pilates and yoga, and being in her gym era while driving around? also, obviously the chatty vlogs are nice, but she has a podcast... so her and maggie can chit chat. why doesn't she show her day in her vlogs, and save some of the chatty segments for the podcast? at least then the podcast might be worth a listen.

the worst part is when people comment and tell her that her content is boring, because it is, she just comments back "don't watch it then." i'm not even kidding, she replied to a yt comment with those exact words. i'm sure some people are too harsh (check the reddit threads, yikes), and it must not feel great to receive criticism for something that she's been doing for six years, but wake up, girl. she's hemorrhaging followers and supporters. her views and comments seem to be less than normal, and yet none of that is enough to make her realize that she needs to improve her channel. also, you'd think after six years she'd have mastered her craft, especially when it's as easy as picking up a camera, filming her life, and sending it off to an editor to deal with. but, it seems like as more time goes on, the more she puts her only job on the back burner. and i say only job because let's not act like she puts more effort into her tiktok or instagram content either. i'd get it if this was just a dry spell in her life and she's just having an uneventful few months, but this seems to be it for her. and i can't even imagine what it'll be like after she gets married.

i watch a lot of lifestyle vloggers and from those individuals, the macdonald sisters are arguably two of the most boring ones. maggie a little less so because even if she stays home all the time, at least she puts in more effort and genuinely puts her heart into it. i give her more of a pass because for some reason i still enjoy her content, and i actually believe that maggie has an undying passion for youtube. i haven't felt that from emma in ages. it's just sad seeing someone with an amazing platform and cushy job waste it and basically insult her audience by not even putting 30% of effort into it. also, doesn't emma have an editor? what exactly are her and her team doing that causes her to upload a pre-filmed video like two months later?? i don't understand how someone who does virtually nothing but wake up, go to the gym or pilates, makes simple meals, and travels with her nba fiance, is so tired and exhausted all the time.

for all the shit paige lorenze has received over the years, i will say that she is one of the most entertaining and creative youtubers on the platform right now, specifically in her little niche. her content is truly a breath of fresh air, and most importantly, she too seems to put her heart and soul into the content she creates. say what you want about her, i know i've critiqued her, but she has shown what dedication and passion could look like. it's just ironic that someone who started on the platform years after emma is surpassing her in terms of content quality and quantity by an absurd amount.

i think observing her peers would do emma some good because they are the ones who are going to surpass her and leave her in the dust when more and more people realize that listening to her talking about the gym 24/7 isn't exciting anymore. she's getting married and can't even make more interesting content based on that. not that her channel should become entirely bridal based, but considering getting married has become half of her personality, you'd think she'd milk it for more content. idk if everyone around her is just constantly congratulating her and telling her how hard-working she is, therefore leading her to have this deluded sense of self, but i just can't imagine being proud of this kind of job performance. this trajectory is just sad because she started out so passionate about youtube, and well... here we are.

Paige speaks about Armie and the "cult" of CMBYN fans.

not paige un-archiving old pics of her and kappy on insta. she recently commented on tiktok that k was her soulmate 👀

Which tik tok does she say that in and which posts 😶 Why do they all always seem to circle back to the same things??? Kappy is dating another girl right now so I doubt anything is going to happen, but this seems to happen often.

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Paige was ‘excluded’ for a variety of reasons, one of them being no one expected her to stick around because she was seen as just a random slut. Not a “legitimate girlfriend”. The WAGs have a very tight line there, they dont want to be sullied as ‘sluts’ or puck bunnies (even though most of them were both and were desperate for an athlete) they want to keep the wag group ‘legitimate’, so its only serious relationships and girls they ‘trust’ (and trust is a very vague word there). She was messy as fuck. Went after Kappy, once things got rocky, she started following other random players, trying to find her next branch to monkey swing to (one of them was Brandon Tanev) and she was going after baseball players too, one who fucked her snd chucked her, and publicly embarrassed her by admitting it.

But damn it, they immediately accepted Hannah into their ranks !!!