okay but did wilson buy a whole new engagement ring to propose to house with? or was it from one of his old proposals that his ex wives returned to him? i doubt he would buy a new ring to fake propose with but like i also wouldn’t put it past him. and what did he do with it after? did he just like hold onto it for the next time or did he actually give it to house in a joking “haha i mean you didn’t say no so here’s the ring” even though he definitely won’t wear it and it definitely won’t fit him.

im not trying to say anything, but a charlos summer vacation fanfiction where they meet at this exotic tourist destination...

im not thinking anything...(i am)

Pepper: I'm sick of people saying Netflix and Chill, it just sounds so stupid!

Tony: Amazon prime and sexy time

Peter: Imax and climax

Harley: blockbuster and cock thruster

I should stop letting myself he awake past midnight

I never like myself at this time

I want a cage so bad right now

Clarke!!!! I’m at WORK. I’m at work!!! I cannot be getting notifications with tags of that nature!!!! (I’m gonna read it approximately every 4 minutes until the end of the day)

why not, am i distracting you or something? *bats lashes*

Okay, so like girls, am I right? ♡♥︎♡(and men with tattoos, of course)

I definitely am not fully invested in an AU my mutual made to the point I’m actually getting sad about a character

i might be a jack wolfe simp…

Probably not a good idea to read a new book.while eating.. right?

I'm eating food with liquid so.. worse

And I will!

Quick heads up: here are the consequences once one of the main three FOUR dies in "O Capo! My Capo!"

Inquisitor Cyno: The Adepti mafia will target you. You'll lose the Church's support. Death flags will be more prominent. You'll have to be more careful about risks from then on.

Professor Tighnari: No cure for Eleazar. The reader's stress will elevate and your time will be cut by around -100 or lesser days (because I'm sadistic.) You'll seal the reader's fate by then.

Underboss Alhaitham: You'll lose the akasha terminal. Therefore the hints (including atfection & risks and rewards meters) will be permanently disabled after his death. It'll only return in a new playthrough.

"Architect/Engineer" Kaveh: Other than the fact you'll have a hard time finding someone to fix your manor and you'll lose some of the church's trust, there's a chance that [REDACTED]

This is by no means completely discouraging you from killing these four. Feel free to sacrifice them as you wish– especially if it will help you get the Love Interest you want. There can only be one. Have fun!!!

What happens if the secret love interests die? (Diluc/Venti/???/???/???)

Nothing. At least, nothing you need to worry about. Depending on your choices, you might not even meet them anyways. Besides, most of them are bound to die depending on who's route you're in. They're secret routes for a reason.

🥺🥺🥺❤ so proud....

Am I crying a little? Maybe so 🥺🥺🥺 SO. PROUD. 💓

/gnawing on a piece of cardboard

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the qpr lines are so thinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I feel like I need to reset my personality

Goodnight friends. See you tomorrow for ateez presale day

Projecting your issues onto fictional characters>>>>