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eight-pointed-star · 2 months

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@ everyone who liked plumglor, me and my hopefully friend have also thought of peach finrod, grapefruit maedhros, fig finwe, banana thingol, onion celegorm, garlic curufin, kiwi daeron, lichee or longan orodreth, durian saeros

fingon is somewhere between a potato and a tangerine we're not sure on that one

thoughts and suggestions are welcome

#i can explain i promise #silmarillion #fruit salad

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doublestandardlove · 2 months

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hey there, buster! drop the camera, no flash photography allowed 😡

#yeahh i forgor my digital footprint #welp #not like y'all didn't know #ok well you didn't #i can explain i promise #that was taken out of context #doublestandardlove

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isjasz · 5 months

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[Day 197]

These are so incredibly self indulgent I am not sorry HAHSJADHAAF

#dddaily4sherin #desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #cubfan135 #+ mumbo mention /SILLY #The Promised Hermitopia #going insane going bonkers i love them sm #later on i can do a little comic explaining the premise of this anime maybbbbeee it'll be fun to do >:D #isdoodles

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egophiliac · 9 months

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I love the idea of teenage Malleus hating his new baby brother Silver but slowly falling for him

words cannot express how much I adore that Mal's reaction to seeing a human baby for the first time was "the fuck is this. why does it look like that. gross." (then he immediately got stuck on babysitting duty and the rest is history)

I am SUCH a sucker for that trope of "non-humans being fascinated by normal human behavior", so between that and all the delicious angst going on I was eating VERY well. >:) Malleus being so impressed that two-year-old Silver can walk, because it took him twenty years to stand on two legs! Lilia barging in on the Zigvolts at 2 AM being like "he won't stop crying what do I do"! Lilia trying to feed Silver rats and Malleus being like "...please just stick with what the books say to feed it"! it is all so. chef's kiss.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(this is based on a very dumb in-joke and i apologize)#i promise i will (eventually) stop spamposting i am just still floating in a river of sheer delight from this update #god. the spoon scene is going to live in my brain forever #malleus having to be the one to teach sebek and silver basic magic because lilia was SO bad at explaining it 😭#also like...i had assumed mal didn't know who silver really is so it wasn't a surprise when lilia straight-up lied to his face about it #but now i can just SEE it hovering there on the horizon as a thing they're probably going to have to deal with at some point #like 'malleus doesn't know' is no longer a sort of general observation/theory and is instead now a very relevant Problem #ohohoho. splendid. things are going to get SO bad and i am going to be here clapping my stupid little hands at it all

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jo1ynesgf · 2 years

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not me watching the same scene of claude smirking in the theatre extras

#i can explain i promise #ITS THE WAY HE SMIRKS AND THEN LETS OUT ANCHUCKLE ITS SOOO #SHEEEEESH AHSHAA OH MY GOD #i’m like 👁////.#HELLOOO #he’s just so fine too oh my god

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sparring-spirals · 11 months

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okay. i mean this with the utmost affection. but. while imogen and laudna telling each other "im you're anchor. you're my tether" as reassurance about going "dark" or giving into the lure of power is very meaningful and important. it also kind of struck me like. hey wait one of you anchoring the other. fine. possibly-functional. but doesnt BOTH of you tethering to each other risk creation of a spinning centrifugal blur whirling down the road to power.

and like yes yes this isnt an original thought and the proper terminology for this is probably like "dual corruption arc" or in CR "i broke the world for you" yes but. i wanted to share the specific imagery my brain provided for this train of thought, which is roughly:

like. thanks. brain. i guess.

bonus thought that popped up when drawing this:

#critical role #imogen temult #laudna #c3e65 #cr spoilers #kinda #sorcery pact #LOOK I CAN ABSOLUTELY WRITE MORE THOUGHTFUL IN DEPTH ANALYSIS OF THIS or i can illustrate this and giggle at it #orbs spin fast. hah.#:)#(once i watch. proper meta is coming. this is both a promise and a threat)#i was partway thru making this post when i lost signal for a while and had to ask someone around me whether centrifugal is the outward forc #and couldnt explain why i was asking #the sacrifices i make for cr......#shitpost #spar speaks #imodna #.....?

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frownyalfred · 1 year

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Things you might not realize are affecting your ao3 readership:

Putting unrelated fics into one compilation instead of series or collections

Not tagging your fics/“haha I’m so bad at tagging!”

Tagging all of the ships in a fandom instead of the relevant ones to the story

“This is my first fic ever”/ “I’m really not a good writer” / “sorry if this is crap”

Summaries that say “sorry don’t think I will update much” or “might be abandoned idk”

Tagging “r@pe” or “unaliving” etc instead of the actual tag so people can filter/exclude

NOT tagging major, relevant tags or kinks without using the “creator chose not to use archive warnings” option

Telling people how bad your writing is and how you hate it so much and how they shouldn’t even be reading your fic (self deprecation)

Weird punctuation: not starting new quotes or descriptions on a new line, and/or putting extremely long blocks of text on the page without a break

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emry-stars-art · 9 months

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Have you ever heard the noises axolotls make? its kinda quiet blub!, when they reach the surface of the water to gulp down some air. Anyway any time i see JellyNeil my mind immediately goes to Neil just making that noise

I HAVE NOW. wow I made a reel for the first time in forever just so I could get this across properly, here you go

(Audio from this YouTube video)

Find the mer au masterpost here 💕

#this was DELIGHTFUL #it’s okay for the first few years I bet a jelly mer could do quite well in a tank or fishbowl #as long as you are aware it will try to eat everything in there #e v e r y t h i n g #so keep it with some crabs and snails probably #or any fish big enough to fend for itself #I cannot promise the safety of your little shrimp #and give it toys #why am I getting into ‘the care of your jellyfish’ rn #stop that we got work to do #(@ myself)#but thank you for the ask I loved this hehe #also explain to me why my brain is so sure that jelly mers can breathe air easier than most fish #not like a mammal like a whale or whatever #it’s not the ideal way to get oxygen #but jellyNeil breathes air better than the sharks #and for why #no clue #anyway #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #jellyneil au #jellyfish #mer au #asks #jellyneil #mer research notes

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clovermousee · 5 months

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in my mind they’re besties

#i do have a genuine reason for their friendship i’m just too tired to explain it #bendy and the ink machine #batim #bendy and the dark revival #batdr #sammy lawrence #henry stein #susie campbell #alice angel #senry #you can pry my original henry design away from my cold dead hands #i will never use his canon design that’s a promise

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aalghul · 2 months

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I respect haters very much but people who disguise their hating as some kind of activism annoy me so much. the idea that you need to justify or moralize why you hate a character is funny but also really makes me roll my eyes

#I promise you can say you hate a character just bc you do. you don’t need to explain why it’s because you’re a feminist etc #I promise. you look just look ridiculous when you then go on to like a character that very similar stuff applies to #just hate unabashedly. free yourself

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adhd-merlin · 1 year

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tbh I think Arthur would have been more upset at finding out Merlin let loose a dragon in Camelot than at the fact that he had magic

#can you imagine having to explain that one to arthur #'yeah I released a dragon with a deep-seated grudge against your father. because I promised him I would'#'no I didn't consult anyone about it first'#'I just went for it and hoped for the best'#'no I didn't think it would backfire - at least not so spectacularly'#'but hey at least I got to meet/lose my father and now I've got these cool dragon-summoning powers so it wasn't all—'#'Arthur will you stop shouting and just LISTEN'#merlin

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harriertail · 1 year

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You said “suggest some cats” on insta so I assume you meant to suggest them here :) I would love to see alderneedle in your art style as their an underrated but adorable paring that also had somewhat a tragic fate like bristleroot :( (definitely ain’t requesting this because of my user nope never 👎)

teen parents raising prophecy kits

#this is the only forbidden pair i would have accepted let me explain one sec #warrior cats #warrior cats designs #needletail #alderheart #violetshine #twigbranch #avos #a vision of shadows #harriertail #thanks for the request!#i love these two as friends but i think unrequited on alders behalf would have worked so well espec as iirc his fling with Velvet is becoz #he feels unappreciated in the med den (similar to leafpool in twilight) but also becoz he misses his friend needletail #so i dont like the ship but like i can see it and i think the erins could have leaned into it #like it makes more sense than rootbristle ig becoz they went on journeys and hte prophecy together #also requests pple i have them all queued lol more coming promise

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kopifurann · 2 months

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"Love, bluh, bluh, bluh"

#I promise myself i'll draw Fran in Rabbit Hole Bunny suit after i got a job so here we are!!#aph france #francis bonnefoy #hws france #hws #hetalia #aph #kopifuran #bunny suit #Personally thinking Rabbit Hole kinda explain him and his relationship with sex sometimes ya feel?#He's honestly can be a Jirai Kei/Menhera in my heart lmao #He's so bad when in relationship God help this fuckass loser

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writer-room · 2 months

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Hey. The Finders have no idea that Bonzle was captured. Fritz and Spitz are still waiting, playing video games in the Monastery, for Cole to bring their sister out of hiding now that the blood moon is over. Geo is still sitting by the window, watching and waiting for a dragon on the horizon to return his kid safe and sound. Cole took a very unsure Bonzle, assured them all everything would be okay, and they'd be back soon. He promised he'd find a way to protect her.

Don't think about how they'll smile when Cole finally trudges back, happy to know he's okay. Especially don't think about the Finders stopping, looking out over the group, and how Cole can't look them in the eyes when they turn to him and ask; where's Bonzle?

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #dragons rising #bonzle #finders #cole #cole brookstone #geo #fritz #spitz #text post #angst #talk #LISTEN TO ME #COLE LOST 2 WHOLE FAMILY MEMBERS DURING THAT BLOOD MOON #HES GOING TO NOT BE OKAY!!!!!!! HES DOING SO BAD #mans is a FATHER and he PROMISED he'd keep his kid safe. he promised it to the OTHERS #and hes going to have to walk back up those steps and admit to being a LIAR and a FAILURE #hes not obviously sht just went sideways but you KNOW he blames himself #geo very worriedly stayed behind w fritz & spitz FULLY TRUSTING that cole would keep bonzle safe & bring her back #he loves him so much (in a gay way. u know it to be true) so he trusts him IMPLICITLY to keep them safe. hes done it before #can you imagine the HORROR when cole comes back and hes...alone. with no one else but the other ninja (minus 1)#geo realizing what happened before the kids. the way everything just freezes and drops. cole curled so tight in on himself #and cole cant say hes sorry because he cant even look at them. he lost family hes had for over a decade & a kid he claimed his own for year #you saw how he was w child wu. you saw how desperate he was to keep bonzle safe. AND KAI IS GONE TOO???#homeboy is having the literal worst day ever. imagine him trying to tuck fritz & spitz close while on one knee trying to explain it all #and bro jsut feels like hes literally the worst person in the world #something something 'you dont get to stay with the ninja & be happy. i tried to protect you from what hurt me as a kid'#'and instead your right in the thick of it'

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eloise175 · 3 months

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Callisto trying to stop Penelope from leaving for the excavation sites and her honest reaction:

Callisto has malewife potential, the way he wanted to crown Penelope as the Emperor and he’d be her spouse sksksksks. He wanted to be her trophy husband lmao. This happened at some point, canon I was there, I was the pillow Callisto hid underneath the robes, pretty sure they had a conversation that went like this

Penelope: I’ll go—

Callisto: I’m pregnant.

Penelope: what.

Callisto: I’m with child, and it’s yours

Penelope:

Callisto:

Penelope: how.

Callisto: we didn’t use protection, didn’t you say you were going to get me pregnant if we were to get stuck in a closet? That was not a closet, but it most definitely worked. You can’t leave your pregnant spouse to be just like that.

Penelope: get rid of that pillow. now.

Callisto: this is OUR CHILD

Penelope: do not. I will deny your weekly visits.

Callisto: *throws away pillow all harumph harumph* fine! come here, we’re getting to work for the real deal since you’ve denied me this child

#this caused unnecessary mayhem with my moots #I had this idea in my head for quite a while but always forgot to make it #I can explain #i’m normal i promise #Callisto the malewife so true #Callisto in his trophy husband era #Penelope is flabbergasted #she knows he’s ‘peculiar’ but not like this #it’s fine she still loves him despite his silliness #penelope eckart x callisto regulus #penelope eckhart #penelope eckart #callisto regulus #villains are destined to die #vadd #vadd meme #(non official titles):#death is the only ending for a villainess #death is the only ending for the villainess

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f1shart · 10 months

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idk guys. i saw the ref image, blacked out, and lo and behold this drawing exists (hey, it's not a doodle this time)

ref in question

read more for a bonus that is not a drawing this time ❗️❗️⬇️⬇️

indeed that is almeric davis, recreated in ts3, licking a phallic rainbow object...

you see 👉👈 when i was sick for a month (a week but i was gone for a month) i recreated ALL SEVENTEEN LFT STUDENTS in my beloved sims 3 game. i'm normal i'm normal i'm normal i'm normal i'm fine i'm normal (also a coinkydink: i'm sick again. 😐😐😐😐😐)

#ts2 #tanmeric #guh so sick send help 😭#tank grunt #almeric davis #la fiesta tech #shart #dk whether or not to tag this shitpost or not. it kinda is but iskkd #i guess me typing ''shitpost'' in that last tag will make it show up under shitpost anyway sigh #i love 80s/90s/00s photos they have this funky lighting effect where its like the shdows border the subject... kinda hard 2 explain #but you can tell a 80s/90s/00s photo apart from a modern day one because of it #perhaps if u want to see more of my sims 3 shenanigans i'll share them because i made a lot more than just the lft students 😌#NO PROMISES THO CUZ I DONT FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING AT THE MOMENT 😭🙏#boy i sure was talkative this time around

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