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eloise175 · 2 months

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Callisto trying to stop Penelope from leaving for the excavation sites and her honest reaction:

Callisto has malewife potential, the way he wanted to crown Penelope as the Emperor and he’d be her spouse sksksksks. He wanted to be her trophy husband lmao. This happened at some point, canon I was there, I was the pillow Callisto hid underneath the robes, pretty sure they had a conversation that went like this

Penelope: I’ll go—

Callisto: I’m pregnant.

Penelope: what.

Callisto: I’m with child, and it’s yours

Penelope:

Callisto:

Penelope: how.

Callisto: we didn’t use protection, didn’t you say you were going to get me pregnant if we were to get stuck in a closet? That was not a closet, but it most definitely worked. You can’t leave your pregnant spouse to be just like that.

Penelope: get rid of that pillow. now.

Callisto: this is OUR CHILD

Penelope: do not. I will deny your weekly visits.

Callisto: *throws away pillow all harumph harumph* fine! come here, we’re getting to work for the real deal since you’ve denied me this child

#this caused unnecessary mayhem with my moots #I had this idea in my head for quite a while but always forgot to make it #I can explain #i’m normal i promise #Callisto the malewife so true #Callisto in his trophy husband era #Penelope is flabbergasted #she knows he’s ‘peculiar’ but not like this #it’s fine she still loves him despite his silliness #penelope eckart x callisto regulus #penelope eckhart #penelope eckart #callisto regulus #villains are destined to die #vadd #vadd meme #(non official titles):#death is the only ending for a villainess #death is the only ending for the villainess

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