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derangedanomaly · 4 months

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could you do bad sanses and star sanses who’s s/o is a skeleton monster as well:3

btw hope your having a good day:D

Hii! I am having a swell day! :D hope you're also having a good day! As for the request, I decided to do a little spin on it.

The reader is dead, and you're magically brought to life. (A little like in Corpse Bride).

Decided to cut this up into two parts! The next part will be: Error, Dream, Ink, Swap

Part 2

Their s/o is a skeleton (PART 1)

(Nightmare, Killer, Dust, Horror)

Nightmare:

He doesn't really care in the beginning, cause..like, he met more than thousand of skeletons before. Why would you be any special??

Would act like you're never even there. 😭

After one day of having enough, he tries to get some negative feelings out of you. But...you know...this proves to be difficult, cause you're always very cheerful!

It bothers him immensely, won't stop trying to get you in a bad mood.

But he just can't succeed. (Bummer)

This changes when he finds out that you're a skeleton... because you're dead.

His reaction is to be expected. He immediately reacts by smirking widely. (More like, creepily 😭)

Now he has a way to get negative feelings out of you. (Good luck with that by the way)

Your relationship is very...angsty. At the start. He's just using you to get some negativity, and you hate him for that. How lovely! :)

You actually can't take it anymore, so you snap at him for the first time that y'all know each other. This particular moment, is actually what makes him simp respect you.

Look, he just has a type for people that deny him or stand up to him. (Since no one really did it before, out of fear)

He became a little vulnerable when it came to you from that point onward.

He actually tries to help you out to understand some of the skeleton magic. (He's really just showing off though. Wants you to be impressed by him 💀)

You two act like an 'old married couple.' As Killer states.

Since you weren't born as a skeleton, but became one after you died, you were much more fragile...you would find yourself being wrapped around Nightmare's tentacles, so he can heal your injuries. (Mostly broken bones.)

Unfortunately, Nightmare very much forgets this fact very often...so he'll be frustrated with your fragile self almost every time.

Nightmare went up to you in anger, his tentacles furiously moving on his back. "I told you to cut off Ink! Not laze around." You furrow your gaze at him, starting to feel irritated. He knew you were physically unable to do so in your current health condition, yet he still shouts at you?! "Oh no no no Nightmare. You're blaming me?!" He rolled his eyes, staring you down. "Yes, of course. Who else would fuck this mission up as badly as you?!" You let out a low huff, cooking up a plan. Oh this is gonna be golden. "Nightmare...h-how could you say that...?" Nightmare's gaze suddenly changed as you let out crying sounds. He didn't know what to say now...it was.............awkward.. for him, I mean. "Uhm...damn, I really didn't expected that reaction from someone like you..umm....are..you.? Ok..?" You almost let out a small laugh at his quiet question. How very uncharacteristic of him. You shake your head, slowly looking up at him. "No...no. I'M NOT FUCKING OK!" He flinched when you suddenly shouted, pointing at him. "FUCK YOU, AND YOUR EMO ASS!" You stomped your way away from him, leaving him stunned, to go treat your injuries.

He should feel angry at you for shouting at him like that. He should already be making a punishment for you, but...he did neither of those things. The only thing he did, is stood there. A turquoise blush started to slowly appear on his face as he watched you tend to your injuries, with Dust on your side helping you out. He couldn't help the next thought that came to him as he watched you, little hearts appearing in his eye sockets instead of his white pupils. So this is love?

Killer:

Oh. You're also a skeleton? Cool.

He doesn't really know how to feel about that at first. He also thinks that you're just another Sans. 🤷‍♀️

After he finds out that you're not, his interest is 10 times more peaked then ever.

If you're not sensitive about the topic, he will ask thousands of questions about how being dead works.

Since he's a gamer at heart, he will make some silly jokes about you being like the skeletons in Minecraft. 💀 (Partially forgetting he's also a skeleton.)

He can't stand you doing anything that requires strength. Not because he's frustrated with you, but because the little playboy is very worried for you. 🥺

Literally WON'T let you even open a very tight jar.

He's like your little servant. (If you want, he'll even let you call him that. He's just freaky like that you know.)

He's partially helping you with everything just so he can show off his strength to you. He wants to make you swoon over him.

Whenever you're sad, he'll make it his mission to make you laugh. (Which works. He's good at making people laugh. Most of the time..)

You both just tease the other. Seeing who'll back out first. (None of you do. Lol.)

He's always demanding for you two to be paired together on missions. He reasoning is always like, 'I want you close to me' or 'I don't want to be paired up with anyone else besides you.' but that's only half of the truth.

He's doing this because he wants to keep a close eye on you. Wants to make sure you're safe.

Look, he once saw what injuries you had when you broke your bones for the first time, he doesn't wanna experience that again.

"Alright... Changing to blue!" Killer groaned as he took another card from the deck. You were seated on the couch, playing Uno. And you were winning! There's no way Killer can win, you have only one card in your hand, and he has-! Wait...oh SHOOT! You didn't say Uno! "Hah! You didn't say the word..~ take one." Killer pointed to the deck of cards as you sighed. "Whatever. I've got this anyway!" You beamed. Killer only looked at you with curious gaze.

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"I never lose, cupcake." You hummed at the nickname, not refusing the pinkish blush appearing on your cheeks. "Me neither!" Killer's smirk made you suddenly nervous..what is he planning? You hope he doesn't have some trick up his sleeves.... really, he's kinda stupid..but not when he's playing games! It could be any type of game, and he'll win with passing colors. You didn't even know what to do to win against him at least once.

"W-What? What's with your smirk?" Killer shrugged. "It's nothing...why? Scared~?" You snorted, and let out nervous laughs. "Hah! You're kidding? Pfft..no..just.... why are you smirking...?" He couldn't help but laugh at your sheepishness. "Nothing.. really....I just like looking at you. I like playing games with you. You make playing them fun." You couldn't help the blush forming on your face. "....thank you, Killer...I also like playing games with you. Your overconfidence is very attractive." Killer suddenly stopped what he was doing, which was drinking, and spit out the said drink. He wasn't expecting that. And now... he's the one flustered.

Unfortunately, he didn't noticed your successful win in his dreamy daze...

Dust:

He doesn't pay you much mind. He knows too much skeletons to handle another one...

He views you just as a stupid joker that will only make his life more miserable....until he finds out you weren't born as a skeleton, but became a skeleton after you died.

His opinions about you didn't changed much. He just became less harsh with you.

He does feel very interested in the details of how does one even become a skeleton..but feels shy to outright ask you. Especially if you're sensitive about that topic! He would never ever wish to make you uncomfortable!

He starts to try to talk to you after he finds out that Horror trusts you. If Horror trusts you, then you can't be a stick in the mud or anything like that? Right?

You guys actually have a very pleasant conversation. You find his journalling cute, which he curses you for. 'He's not cute damn it!' yes he is. He very much is.

He panicked the first time he saw your broken bones after a mission. He'll ask you tons of questions about what happened, while patching you up like an angry/worried mom.

After that, he doesn't let you do everything alone. He has to supervise if something bad happens! (Just an excuse to hang out with you more)

He often likes to test out some 'gadgets' he makes specifically for you, to stable your fragility. Some kinda help, but some don't help at all.

He has a journal titled 'Y/n'. At first, like usual, he writes about your powers... species etc.. but after awhile of getting to know you, it slowly shifts to writing about trivial things, that he doesn't normally writes in his journals..

Things like: your favorite color, drink,...your ideal date. (don't ask him why that's an important information.)

You sit on a chair, watching as Killer and Horror play a game. It was getting pretty heated, until you felt a hand tap you. You turn around, only to be met with Dust's chest. You pause, cursing under your breath, until finally shifting your gaze upwards on his face.

Dust shyly smiles down at you. "Hey..." You nod at him. "Hi." There's an awkward silence for awhile, until he finally speaks. "Uhm. So, Horror told me how nice you are... so I decided to give you a chance to prove yourself... Prove to me that you're not like the other skeletons." You slightly gulped, staring at him with confusion. "Ok.. so..what? You wanna play 20 questions?" He nodded, sitting down next to you. And so...your little game began.

The questions were quite normal. Ranging from 'What's your favorite color?' to 'Favorite animal?'. Dust suddenly asked you a question that made you pause for a bit..

"Do you have a significant other?" You blinked up at him.. thinking it over. "No...I don't. No one really made me interested, you know? Besides... I'm a little romantic in these sort of things! Heh..." Dust looked at you, curious. "Oh? We're your fantasies unfulfilled?" You slowly nodded at his question in embarrassment...

"I just want to be given flowers romantically, finding little romantic notes on my table from my secret admirer.... I know that it's a little fairytale-like. But I just like the thought of that..." Dust hummed, looking off to the side.

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You get up from your bed as you hear knocking on your door. Nightmare couldn't possibly be requesting you for a mission at this hour?! You open the door, only to be met with Dust's eyes. You smile at him, relief washing over you to find out it's not Nightmare... "Dust? What're you doing here so late at night?" He smiled softly at you, blushing. He suddenly showed you a beautiful banquet of your favorite flowers! He held them out to you. You took them from his hands, feeling touched at this gesture. "Huh..? Dust.. what's all this for?" He smiled. "Do you remember when you told me about your romantic fantasies that were unfulfilled?" Ah yes. It was a little way back..you smiled at the thought. "You...did this for me?" Dust, yet again smiled and patted your head. "Anything for you... Sleep well, princess." You were left there with the biggest blush on your face. No fair Dust! You looked at the flowers again, smiling warmly, until getting inside your room.

You placed the flowers in a vase, and put it on your table. As you did this, a letter suddenly appeared on your table. You jump a little, not expecting that. You took the letter in your hands, reading it. It was a love poem, written for you! At the very bottom of the letter is signed: 'Your secret admirer'. You hug the letter in giddiness. He didn't forget...

Of course he didn't. How could he...when he has it written down in his journal. ;)

Horror:

He's... interested, to say the least. Horror always felt like something is different about you, call it a sixth sense or something, but he just somehow knew you weren't a 100% pure skeleton. (You smelled different 💀)

That's why he kept following you around... You found it quite cute, but from other people's perspective...it was.. terrifying.

He was like your own guard dog.

You tried making conversations with him, but he would never respond.

He did watch you closely while you talked.. but it was really like if you were talking to yourself.

It kinda seemed like he never listened to you, but truth be told, he did listen. Just never responded.

He was never much for talking anyways. He's a good listener though! 👍

He panicked when he heard your bones break the first time. And when I mean panic.... I mean he went absolutely bonkers.

After that, whenever you were on missions he sat you on his shoulders. (I HC that out of all the sanses, Horror's the tallest)

This slowly became a normal occurrence to you. You would be standing somewhere, he would come and sit you on his shoulders.

I mean...you didn't complain. 🤷‍♀️

You were talking with Horror about your day, as he watched you with that smile of his. Wait... he's probably not listening. He's not listening...you probably bore him. Now you feel bad.. you're wasting his time..You slowly stopped talking after awhile, glancing down. Horror looked at you in confusion.

"Something..the matter..?" He carefully put his hand on your shoulder. You sighed, looking up at him once again. "No.. it's just.....It doesn't really seem like you ever listen to me...I feel like I'm only wasting your time with this, sorry.. I'll just go now-" as you were about to run away, he stopped you, holding your hand. "Wait..!" You looked at him curiously. He looked really sad..

"...I...." No words were coming out of him, as he felt shy under your gaze. He inhaled a deep breath, and then exhaled. "..please..don't...leave..." He coughs a little to make himself stop talking so slowly. "This is...all I'm....waiting for...at the end...of the day.....Y/n..." You feel touched by his words. "I'm always...listening....to you...I love your voice.." it took everything in you to not burst out into tears.

You went up to him and hugged him. "Aww! Horror....I thought you're never listening to me! Thank you.." Horror blushed red, but smiled, enjoying your hugs. He returned your hugs with a smile similar to a puppy..

He's surely going to try engaging in your conversations now! He doesn't ever want to see that broken expression on your face again..not when he's around.

#sans undertale #sans x reader #undertale #undertale fandom #nightmare sans x reader #dust sans x reader #error sans x reader #horror sans x reader #killer sans x reader #dream sans x reader #ink sans x reader #swap sans x reader #sans au

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 1 year

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I had a very cursed thought and I'm choosing violence and making it Tumblr's problem:

Bruce had his thing with Talia. It led to the Stabby Child that is Damian.

Except, Damian has 2 dads.

Bruce, biologically his Father, and Daniel James Phantom, brought to their world by the Lazarus Pit, who "convinced Ras to retire" (aka turned his mind to mush through Eldritch Madness of Revelation). Talia took over, and, thinking herself The Chosen One, allowed the guy to court her.

In fact she isn't some Chosen One. She's a badass woman who could kill Danny easily, and he's very into that. And it's not helping that she's very attractive, and her kid is very feral and like to fight, like baby ghosts also like to do.

Eventually the Bats get wind that there's been a Change in Management in the League, and they come to investigate. Bruce expects the worst, Tim is just praying Ras is dead and he can get his spleen back, Jason is mildly disturbed that it might mean Talia is leading the Assassins, and Dick is keeping Gotham safe while the others are out.

They expect a cruel dictatorship, or a mound of corpses piles in a corner.

They did NOT expect to see a tiny Damian fight a guy dressed in League armor, a Cape and a crown of black iron, who could've been Wayne Adoption Bait if he was younger, while the guy laughs and corrects his form. Every blow the child is allowed to land simply passes through him.

Talia got herself a very comfy throne (Danny gifted it to her, saying some cheesy line like "no other would be fit for a Queen like you") made of Starlight and Ice, from which she can watch her on and her Beloved bond and train, while her new and improved League watch on as their Prince takes joy in his training and the pride his parents have in him. Soon he shall move to Gotham to meet his other dad, and learn from him as well, so he may know his family and make his destiny as he wishes.

TLDR: Danny is a simp for strong deadly lady and a good dad to her kid. She's indulging in his attention and caring. The bats are confused. Jason can feel the Ghost Adoption that will be coming his way when Danny "Ghost King" Phantom learns of his existence. The League of Assassins, even while they kill people to maintain Wolrd Order, treat Talia, Danny and Damian like the spies in SpyxFamily act towards Loid and Anya :)

Bruce: *opens his mouth*

Talia: You can't adopt my love

Bruce: *closes mouth*

I go a little feral for Jason viewing Talia as his mom so I am 100% behind Danny adopting Jason. Maybe Tim follows him after learning what Danny did to Ras and let's him have his spleen back, tho only on the condition that his own doctors put it back in. Who knows what Ras has done to it and with ecto involved its better to be safe than sorry. Tim is amazed that they can put the spleen back in at all due to how long its been outside his body.

Is this going to turn Poly with Bruce/Talia/Danny? Cause I'd read that!

Lmao imagine everyone going on vacation in the Ghost Zone. I'd read that too!

#the alien answers #dp x dc #i noticed the Change In Management and im wondering if thats a reference to one of the fics ive inspired

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righteousinadversity · 2 years

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So this is something that came up from both my Yiling Laozu meta and my analysis of the chapters referring to the Prison Camps, and that is -

The Yiling Laozu plays with children and sells radishes and farms in a mountain.

But SunShot Era WWX, is fucking terrifying.

SunShot Era WWX is the one you do not want to fuck with.

This man walks out of hell and brings the dead with him - and immediately leaves a death trail of cultivators as he hunts Wen Chao.

There is obviously the extremely gory torture scenes, but we are not going to touch all of that. Let's stay as PG-13 as we can.

All of the corpses were cultivators of the Wen Sect, dressed in sun robes. All of them were high in both rank and cultivation. In spite of so, all of them died in gruesome yet diverse ways, and all of them had been left in the public where many could see.

The man who returned from the Burial Mounds is perhaps much closer to the Yiling Laozu of Lore than WWX when he actually got the title. This is a man out for vengeance and blood - a man who you do not want to cross.

There is undoubtedly a lot of descriptors about WWX's effectiveness and ruthlessness in the war, like NMJ's memories for one. He had absolutely no issue digging up corpses to feed his army, or turning the dead wens into fierce corpses to be used in battle against the next wave of Wens. He was perfectly willing to punch the life out JZX after the soup incident.

So during the entirety of the Sunshot, the reputation he gets is earned, and is also the reason JGS is practically salivating for his power and the other sects jump at the smear campaign like starving dogs.

As though he heard nothing, Wei WuXian took out the flute at his waist. The few prisoners who were beside him, trudging forward, screamed before they threw off the heavy objects on their backs and fled. Within the valley, a large circle of space formed immediately, him in the center. In truth, the prisoners didn’t recognize Wei WuXian’s face, for the Wen Sect cultivators who ran into Wei WuXian on the battlefield of the Sunshot Campaign only met one end—utter annihilation. Thus, most of the Wen cultivators who recognized his face became fierce corpses in his army, for him to command. However, the flute made of dark wood, decorated with a crimson tassel, and the young man in black who controlled it had already become their nightmares.

Any Wen who met Wei Wuxian in battle FUCKING DIED. Do you guys realize what that means? This guy walked into battle, and left absolutely no survivors. Not the one. He is a legitimate nightmare in the mind of the Wens - he left a bloody legacy in the wake of the SunShot Campaign. No one even recognizes his face because anyone who saw it is dead.

The image Wei Wuxian created during the war carries on afterwards as well - Wei Wuxian even uses the reputation to his advantage when he is arguing with JZXun and JGS in the Banquet scene and during the Prison Camp scene to demand answers from the Inspectors.

So - what is the point of this meta aside from lowkey simping over the vengeful avatar WWX became in the wake of all the horrors ?

If you guys have seen other posts of mine, you know I am simp for Wei Wuxian because of his kindness and compassion and the amazingly righteous heart he has. So while again, I lowkey simp for SunShot Era WWX, it mostly just makes me incredibly sad, because it is very, very clearly a result of him being pushed to the extremes and being HEAVILY traumatised from the Burial Mounds and then from the War after that.

Wei Wuxian did not get the time to mourn or rest following the Fall of Lotus Pier - he is in a constant state of activity, much of it that has heavy toll on his health and well-being. He is thrown into quite literal hell and he claws his way out and then enters a fucking war. He does not get time to rest or recuperate or even process all the horrors he experienced.

He is the one-man army for much of the Sunshot Campaign battles - he had to be, for the still rebuilding Jiang Sect to have received much of the war reparations still. He had to be, because Wei Wuxian at the end of the day wouldn't let his comrades in battle die if there was a way to avoid it. He had to be, because he had to protect both Jiang Cheng and Jiang Yanli.

And the reason this matters is because the moment he does get to rest, once the war is actually over, once he actually gets to heal, he is a different person. Everything he is, kind and playful and good, shines right back out.

And the very man who became the nightmare of the Wens is the one who saves them when the world would have seen them dead for their names.

It's also interesting because the Sects praise WWX during the war, but once the war ends, he suddenly becomes the wild card, becomes too powerful to be left on his own - he is suddenly not someone they can control and that is a terrifying realization, especially when he is someone who they see as crossing the social norms of the gentry society. And it doesn't matter if WWX is no longer the man he was during the war - they will paint him as a mad dog craving power and destruction all the same.

#mdzs #wei wuxian #sunshot era wei wuxian is a terrifying being #mo dao zu shi #cultivation world criticial #duh #when has this blog been anything other than that #also I do wish they had given him a title during the sunshot campaign #So I don't have to keep referring to him as Sunshot Era WWX #Not going to lie #I am liking using Yiling Laozu of Lore as a way of referring to the imaginary WWX the cultivation world made up

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the-ellia-west · 1 month

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5 Line Tag

Thanks for the tag @illarian-rambling ;]

I am so sorry this is so late LMAO

(I probably didn't do this right, but I tried my best) A line about clothing, an angry line, a line that's muttered, a line with taste, and a loving line

A Line about clothing

Marril straightened his posture, smoothing out the folds in his new uniform as he stood next to Silic, their shoulders nearly brushing as they waited by the door for the noblewoman. Soon enough, Shyre stepped out of the hallway, and Marril had to force his face to stay still as his eyes landed on her. She stood straight, her fingers fidgeting absent-mindedly as the long lacy skirt trailed along the floor.

He'd never seen her in white before, and it took his breath away. The folds of snowy fabric flowed over one another like stagnant waterfalls of lace, the detailed sleeves swirling over her shoulders in a mix of transparent fabric and strings of pearls. Her bright blue eyes scanned the room as she moved her arms, letting the Assassin catch a glimpse of the intricate patterns of silk and silver embracing the bodice of the dress, showcasing her slim figure in a way Marril never could have described in words.

She turned, her eyes brightening as she caught sight of him, the silver and gold strings of metal and strange shapes peeking out of the loops of her hair, hanging down almost like an intricate but pretty windchime behind her as she ran a finger through her silky ginger curls, a smile twitching at the corners of her lips as she hurried over.

[Fuckin SIMP]

An angry Line

Kasi stared at the corpse in terror, flinching back as she looked down at the blood covering her hands. "I... What have I done..."

Marril gritted his teeth, bracing his blade against the crowd. "What the hell are you doing, Frosty?!" He grunted with the effort stumbling back away from a blade, and it tried to stab him and dove out of the way of three others as they slashed through the air right where his head had been. "Get it together! Stop staring at his corpse and help me!"

Kasi shivered and clutched her knife, running after him. She grabbed the Assassin's wrist and wrenched him back around a corner, a bright golden flare nearly blinding the both of him as she dug her nails into his flesh. "That's it, I'm done! I've had enough! I've had enough of you jerking me around like a puppet! I JUST KILELD A MAN FOR GODS SAKES!" She began to hyperventilate as her grip on Marril's arm strengthened. Golden light pouring from her eyes and glistening in her skin as she glared at him. "And it's your damn fault! You made me come here! You made me kill him!"

A Line that's muttered

Tias glared at Viasaki and Kila. "You two are under my control now. You can't just run around doing whatever you want. I'll make sure of that. You two should finally learn how real discipline works."

Kila glared at Tias, flexing her claws as Viasaki rolled his eyes.

"And if you disobey me for even a moment here I will find you, and I will kill you."

"Sure..." Viasaki muttered through gritted teeth. "With those burnt twigs of wings, your flying definitely improved. From drunk bird to dead skunk."

A Line with taste

Marril sighed as he stepped through the door, ignoring the closed sign in the window. "Honrul. I don't want to deal with your shenanigans today." He shifted his hair to cover the cut on his cheek. "I need-"

"REALLY?" Honrul lunged for Marril, shaking his shoulders. "What has gotten into you? A noblewoman? Really? A prissy, spoiled, Noblewoman? You are an Assassin! You could have so many good girls, why did you have to choose that Red-headed rat? What is wrong with you? Her death could make you live like a king for the rest of your life!" He shook The Caliskian again. "What is wrong with you?"

"Huh?" Marril narrowed his eyes. "What are you talking about?"

"You know damn well what I'm talking about! Where's your taste?"

A Loving Line

Sokuna's eyes widened as she recognized the bloody man curled in the corner. His deep hazelnut eyes widened in shock, his voice raspy and trembling. "Is- Is that y-you Sokuna?" He coughed and groaned softly.

"Reon!" Sokuna's hands flew to her mouth, and she ran over and threw her arms and wings around him, both beginning to cry as they embraced one another, kissing one another like lovers who'd thought they'd lost each other. Which they very nearly had.

Reon trembled, holding his wife as close to him as he could. "I-I missed you so much!" He sobbed into his wife's wing. "But wh-why are you here?" His eyes widened. "What-What is going on? Sokuna! Dear," His eyes narrowed. "Why have you come? It-it's dangerous! You-you... no... no, no, you need to go!"

"I can't." Sokuna held him close this time. "I cannot leave you behind again Reon, I love you. I love you more than I have loved anything else."

"As do I love, but... you-you need to go! You n-need to be safe! I stayed behind f-for a r-reason! If-if anyone is going to be hurt, it won't be you!" He buried his face in Sokuna's shoulder again. "You need to get out!"

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BONUS - Skip to the bottom if you don't want to see Whump (Also swearing)

A Line about Clothing

Rose sighed as she held out a hand to her brother-in-law. "C'mon Horns." She raised an eyebrow at his messy hair and ruffled fur.

He stayed still for a long, silent moment, but eventually, his hand grabbed hers, and Rose pulled him from the floor to his feet. He sighed, smoothing his dark frizzy curls from his face with a frustrated growl.

"Fuck."

"You are a mess." Rose examined him. With his scattered, messy hair and tired eyes, he looked almost half dead. But the crumpled white shirt he wore made it worse with the messy red tie draped over his shoulders and the unbuttoned collar. "Are you okay?"

Instead of responding, he simply raised an eyebrow at her and she sighed. "Fine, fine, stupid question."

An angry line

“Nice doing business with you Finn. Now get out.”

“I don’t think I will, not yet at least.” Finn, unfazed by the venom in Jakkon's words, smirked and tossed a small, worn-out notebook onto the cluttered desk. The pages fluttered open, revealing a passage written in familiar, elegant handwriting. The ink was faded, but the words were etched in Jakkon's memory like the letters on the page.

"Remember what she used to say, Jak?" Finn's voice took on a sinister tone, deliberately using the nickname that only she had called him. “Some ghosts never really fade away.”

Jakkon's eyes widened as he scanned the words, a mix of anger and grief welling up within him. Finn had gone too far, bringing back painful memories that he had buried deep within his mind. The room seemed to close in on him, and he clenched his fists so tightly that his knuckles turned white.

"Don't you dare bring her into this," Jakkon growled through gritted teeth, his face contorted with a mixture of sorrow and rage. "You've crossed a line, Finn. A line you can't come back from."

A loving line (Flashback)

Jakkon ran gentle fingers through Eveny's silky black hair, a peaceful smile on his face as they watched the sunset together through the window.

"What are you planning to do for after the ceremony tomorrow?" Eveny smirked.

"I don't know, but I challenged Petals to a competition. I let her choose, but knowing her, it'll probably a physical fight."

"Don't be mean Jak, she'll probable choose chess or something." Eveny reached over and fixed his collar.

"Nah, she'll choose something she can win."

"She swamped you in chess last time!"

"That's because you gave her half my pieces Ev! I would have won!" He smirked. "But I suppose I still have one queen left, and that'll have to be enough."

"But I have a king, so I win!" Eveny stuck her tongue out at him with a laugh.

"I can always count on you to one-up me, Evie."

"That's just because I'm better Jak." She smirked, pink lavender flowers blooming down her hair as Jakkon laughed.

"I suppose you are love. I'm just glad you loved me back." Jakkon took Eveny's face in his hands and kissed her.

@agirlandherquill @brotrustmeicanwrite @vyuntspakhkite-l-darling

Your lines are: A happy line, A melancholy line, a quiet line, a line with a goodbye, a line that is screamed

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studentinpursuitofclouds · 1 year

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Umm, do you have any headcanon on how Isaac Alesia, Jadu or Lance, or any bachelor/ettes from SVE or RSV, if they found a lost child? How do you think they would handle the situation? Honestly, I'd ask a lot of Isaac headcanons from you (because I need some and you always have the most interesting headcanons for him! And I love that a lot!! ♥︎), but I don't want to end up being an Isaac simp 😂 (or maybe I already am his simp lol)

This is hard, haha XD

First of all, thank you 🫶🫶🫶

Second of all, don't deny it, dear anon. Sooner or later, we'll all be Isaac's simps. Just like with Lance, you just have to give up 😅 I will make headcanons about three characters, because writing turned out to be much longer than I originally planned. Sweet Jesus, it's like a whole fanfic. If you like it and want to continue with other characters, feel free to ask again, I have so much with this ask ❤️

⚠️Warning: Mention of death, blood (this is all in Isaac's HC, so I warn you, it may be unpleasant for someone to read).

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Isaac:

Maybe on first impression Isaac will show himself as a person who is not too tolerant of people, but he is the leader of the rescue expedition in Crimson Baldlans. A seasoned adventurer is constantly angry when he is given the next task to save a lost group of people or an entire caravan in the cursed sands. But he is angry not at the work itself, but at stupid and careless people who, because of their own greed or stupidity, lead not only themselves to certain death, but also others, sometimes their own family. Even an experienced monster hunter can hardly cope with corrupt mummies and slimes, then what can we say for ordinary merchants!

So, Isaac and two wizards went to Crimson Baldlans in search of the missing group. The magic signal for help was short-lived, but Camilla caught it somewhere to the west of the main entrance to Castle Village. Although the sandstorm was merciless, even this did not have time to cover up fresh traces of blood. Just a kilometer away, Isaac discovered bloody corpses: two young men, one middle-aged man (most likely the same unfortunate guide) and a young woman. The scarred adventurer had accumulated a couple of impolite words about them all, but he still decided that either good things were said about the dead or nothing. Therefore, he and his colleagues approached the bodies in order to move them to the village, identify them and bury them properly. What was Isaac's surprise when he found a child under the mother's body. And kid is alive! The little boy's tear-stained eyes looked at the adventurer with no less surprise, but he didn't make a sound. Apparently, this saved the life of the child, since the monsters simply did not notice him. Isaac shouted in the direction of two magicians to teleport the corpses, while he took the boy in his arms. A thin, quiet, frightened, but almost completely fine and lively child, he looks like a 4 or 5 year old...

Camilla, learning about what had happened, was terribly out of sorts. She didn’t even joke in her usual manner - she was so struck by this tragedy. While she was figuring out the details of what happened and who these people were, the child who was the only survivor was already snoring softly in Isaac's arms. The poor child fell asleep after the shock, and Isaac behaved very carefully, as if he was holding a crystal vase in his hands. He... was sad that the boy became a victim of careless adults (as it turned out, his parents and relatives, whom he now lost). Isaac didn't let anyone close to him and the baby for a meter, and asked Camilla where Sabrina, their local doctor, was now, so that she could examine the boy. The witch of the Castle Village just smiled softly and said where their healer was now.

Jadu:

In general, Jadu was a very rare visitor to Magnus's tower, but sometimes some issues required the personal presence of a wizard or adventurer. It's not that Jadu isn't happy with his colleagues, it's just that he still has a lot of work waiting for him in Castle Village, and he is in another part of the world, listening to Magnus' angry comments towards the amused Camilla (Jadu could guess this, because their meetings sooner or later move into the mainstream a la "Camilla's Entertainment"). Therefore, the young wizard went out into the fresh air when Magnus announced a short break. The rustling golden fallen leaves, the smell of mushrooms and wood, small squirrels and chipmunks hurrying to collect nuts before hibernation - it's so... memorizing. Time in Castle Village felt different, and even the evergreen part of the village could not convey the unusual beauty of the autumn forest. The people of Stardew Valley are very lucky to live in this place...

But Jadu's dreamy thoughts were interrupted by a child's cry somewhere in the depths of the forest. Curiosity got the better of him, and young Jadu went to investigate the source of the sound. Before the wizard had gone far into the forest, two small figures bumped into his legs, scattering a basket of nuts and a plucked clover, and knocking Jadu down. Jas and Vincent, too, at first did not understand who they crashed into, but behind the three of them a creature began to make sounds, from which the children ran away. A huge capercaillie, having lost fear and vigilance during the mating season, took the children as rivals, and began to pursue them furiously. As soon as the bird wanted to give a beating to all three lying people, Jadu quickly cast a spell in a unknown language, and the impudent bird ran away, hiding among the trees. Vincent, forgetting about the danger, began to ask "man in a funny hat" about this spell (" You can do magic!? Sooo cool!"). Jas told Jadu that they went into the forest (a little further from their home than usual) to collect the gifts of nature and surprise Miss Penny. But the bird noticed the children and began to drive even further into the forest where they lost theirs way, until they met Jadu.

The young wizard sighed tiredly and led the kids out of the thicket of the forest to the Magnus' tower, where the inhabitant of the tower himself was standing along with Camilla and a worried Penny. The young teacher immediately rushed to the children, listened to their and Jadu's story, thanked the young and brave man and left with two children in the direction of Pelican Town.

Jadu felt warm at the young (and attractive) teacher's praise. And, besides that, grateful Jas and Vincent left him some collected nuts and clover as a token of gratitude. Well, maybe meetings in Stardew Valley aren't so bad after all, and even Camilla with her biting comments won't ruin Jadu's day.

Jio:

Like in Pelican Town, tourists in Ridgeside Village is a fairly common sight, as village on the side of the ridge (Lenny is still thinking about the slogan, don't judge too harshly) has many things that attract a lot of people from big cities. And of course, many come with their families in order to arrange a family vacation. Sometimes the influx of tourists can be so large that half a minute is enough for a distracted parent to lose sight of their hyperactive child.

There was a similar case when one girl, who was chasing a beautiful butterfly and not noticing anything around, ended up in the Ridge Forest. The poor girl realized what a dangerous place she was in when she heard a bone-chilling howl from a ghost, a lost wandering soul. But before the ghost had time to fly up and harm the child, the evil spirit was dissolved in the air from one swing of the sword. The frightened girl saw a figure in front of her, whose body was shrouded in light smoke, and whose face was wrapped in a red scarf, only eyes and brown hair were visible. The figure looked at the child, who was about to cry. Jio sighed wearily.

"Children don't belong here, it's a dangerous place full of monsters. You could die." But the pointed-eared ninja stop lecture the girl, realizing that she was now too scared to listen to his words. "Hold my hand, I'll take you to your parents."

The girl hesitated for a moment, but still squeezed Jio's hand, and in the blink of an eye, she teleported near the Heaps store. Jio, however, was nowhere to be found. But the worried parents of the girl and Lenny appeared in the field of view. Lewis's sister, having learned about the missing girl, already wanted to call the locals for searching lost child, but breathed a sigh of relief when the parents saw their beloved daughter, hugged and kissed their little treasure. The girl was a little shocked, so she didn't tell right away about the stranger who saved her.

And Jio, meanwhile, was sitting on the roof of the Ridgeside Village Office, watching the family reunion for a little longer, sighed in relief and disappeared into the air. In the depths of his soul, he is very glad that he managed to save this child, because sometimes, such stories don't always have a happy ending...

#stardew valley #sdv #sve #stardew valley expanded #rsv #ridgeside village #rsv jio #sve jadu #sve isaac #sve headcanons #rsv headcanons

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nerdyvocals · 8 months

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Remember when I introduced @look-at-those-niceass-rocks to Rise of the Pink Ladies and collected three rounds of unhinged quotes?

Well, I recently started them on Julie and the Phantoms, so enjoy this collection from episodes 1-3! We definitely didn't have this watch party almost a week ago and I definitely didn't forget to post this, shut up

Me: Once again, I have a list of characters I predict you will simp for Bee: Excellent, I cannot wait to be called out

Bee: That's the best way to get either the best hot dog in the world or food poisoning! Me: *bombastic side eye*

Alex: That's a new flavor... Bee: Oh they're gonna die Me: It is called Julie and the Phantoms! Bee: I thought it was an aesthetic choice!!!

*Ten seconds later* It was not an aesthetic choice

(About Julie) Oh it's adorable! Oh, it's traumatized!!

(About Luke) Oh, he's an idiot, I love him

Oh they're all idiots!!!

Me: This is a Kenny Ortega show, by the way Bee: That...so very tracks

Me: (About Luke) This man is so goddamn pretty it's not fair, I watched this the summer before my sophomore year of college and I cut the sleeves off all my shirts. I get such gender envy from this man, okay, he is so pretty and- I am just now realizing that he and Cynthia have the same haircut... I... I may have a type Bee: Whaaaaat? You? A Type? Nooooooo-

Me: They share custody of the braincell. Alex has it more often than not. Bee: I can see that. (a scene later) He (Reggie) sees the brain cell every other holiday.

Alex: -And I didn't get a hug from either of you! Bee: Me Reggie: Bring it in! Alex: Don't touch me! Me: Also you Bee: I feel personally attacked

I would also immediately wish for a puppy

Bee: (about Luke) He baby girl! Me: He so baby girl!!!

(Anytime Reggie and Luke sing into the same mic. Which happens... quite a bit in the first few episodes) Bee: Gay?? Kiss gay???

I don't know what he (Reggie) is but He Is Gay

(After that kid dragged his instrument down the steps) Bee (hyperventilating): PAUSE please, God, I need a fuckin' second, fuck! Me: hehehehe fuckin' band kid

(after the Ghostbusters bit, completely deadpan) That. Was fucking hysterical.

Bee: Is that fucking Seth Clearwater??? Me: I hate that that's what you know him as

Reggie and Luke: *singing into the same mic for the third time in as many episodes* Bee: The unfinished business is actually Kissing the Homies Goodnight

The following two quotes are honorable mentions from the little we watched of episode four before I had to leave to do Other Things

Both of us, simultaneously: I love High School Musical!!!

Me: Girl, he has been dead longer than you have been alive, that is a corpse- Bee: *in a jaunty little tune* Where is his corpse? It's in the ground! Play hide and seek, find his bones! Me: *shaking with repressed laughter* Bee: ...That was really fucking weird, I don't know why I- Me: *WHEEZE*

Part two can be found here!

#unhinged quotes are back babey!!!#julie and the phantoms #jatp #julie molina #luke patterson #reggie peters #alex mercer #grease rise of the pink ladies

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liesmyth · 1 year

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Great, I won't be anon, I’ll be the weirdo who's reblogging all your shit bc I need to connect with others as deep in this fandom as I am

Can we have a moment to acknowledge and mourn for how Ianthe is constantly everyone's second favorite? No one likes her best except arguably Coronabeth, who spends their childhood using her to cover her own shortcomings. Babs is obedient to her first, but he clearly is simping for Corona. Her own parents are like, Corona is cuter so she’s gonna rule the Third, but she can’t do necromancy so could you please fake it for her? She gets to the Mithraem and Harrow is like, thanks for the help with the lobotomy but I prefer a corpse in a takeout box and some ginger I can’t remember.

She throws out all the stops and lets Augustine die to save daddy Jod and this is her chance!!! someone will love her best by default!!! And what happens? Jod chases down his estranged dead daughter and gives her Indestructible Bod, proving that he could’ve regrown Ianthe's full arm this whole time and just like, didn't.

She’s got to care. She’s got to feel some kind of way she is the 1% skim milk in every single one of her relationships

DON'T BE ANON I love talking about my best worst girl.

Also! This is inch resting because I go back and forth all the time on whether Corona and Ianthe's parents know of their ruse. "Dad wanted a matched set"... did their parents actually SAID that, or were they just very clear in their expectations (down to giving the twins the same House arithmonym, something that's actually rare among siblings as per Taz) and the girls picked up on it?

Because I can't imagine possibly staking the future of my House on a six-year old, and her ability to convincingly fake necromancy for her sister for the rest of her life and wanting to live in her shadow. If it had gotten out the consequences would've been pretty Bad for the whole House, and it just strikes me as the kind of stupid AND brilliant scheme that children would come up with.

Anyway back to HER, Prince Ianthe Naberius! Ianthe has Rancid vibes but she DESERVES LOVE AND AFFECTION and also posters of her face. She just needs a friend... hugs... maybe to consume some sugar. Maybe that'd fix her.

#checkhovs-tantrum #ask #IT'S IANTHE APOLOGISM HOURS OVER HERE

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that-one-pretty-bitch · 1 year

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𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓵𝓵, 𝓫𝓮 𝓹𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓼!

350+ followers special event 🥂

@sidra-29 ‘La louloute’

Meaning: My honey pie 💞

Language: French

Quote I associate you with: Stay close to people that feel like sunlight and warm smiles

@d10nsaint ‘La mignonne’

Meaning: Cutie

Language: French

Quote I associate you with: When you cant look on the bright side I will sit with you in the dark.

@jeweledflowers ‘Sunflower’

Symbolism: Friendship, joy

Language: English

Quote I associate you with: Your arms feel more like home than any house ever did

@blvckryx ‘Stella’

Meaning: Star

Language: Latin

Quote I associate you with: If kisses were stars I would give you the sky

@xxelfmamaxx ‘Aequoreus’

Meaning: Of the sea

Language: Latin

Quote I associate you with: She loved the ocean because everytime the waves left they came back for her

@loekas ‘Tranquillité’

Meaning: Peace and Tranquility

Language: French

Quote I associate you with: If there is true evil in the world it lies in the heart of mankind

@u1tr4vio1ence ‘Malacia’

Meaning: Dead but calm at sea

Language: Latin

Quote I associate you with: She was a saint with the lips of a sinner

@rania200527 ‘ Délice’

Meaning: Delight

Language: French

Quote I associate you with: Some people are artists some themselves are art

@rouecentric ‘Poupée’

Meaning: Doll

Language: French

Quote I associate you with: You own the prettiest pair of angel wings

@futuristicsweetsinternet ‘Perles’

Meaning: Pearls

Language: French

Quote I associate you with: The universe knew how rare she was.

@sugarxbxby123 ‘Noctifer’

Meaning: The evening star

Language: Latin

Quote I associate you with: The stars are olden love stories in a sky spun of soul

@dxmoness ‘Carissima’

Meaning: Dearest

Language: Latin

Quote I associate you with: Beyond the stars that feel too much, i’ll hold your hand, our souls will touch

@dion-s-lawyer ‘Angelus’

Meaning: Little angel

Language: Latin

Quote I associate you with: She has been through hell and came out an angel, you didn’t break her dear. You don’t own that sort of power

@athyluvrrr ‘Princesa’

Meaning: Princess

Language: Spanish

Quote I associate you with: I am a princess, not because of a prince but because my father is the king

@giyuus0nlywife ‘Aubade’

Meaning: A song greeted by the dawn

Language: English

Quotes I associate you with: The sun shone on her brighter than any other creature to ever be present

@manicmagic1 Simp ‘Amoureuse’

Meaning: Lover

Language: French

Quotes I associate you with: Its pathetic how much I hope for it to be just us in the end of time.

@meenasmagic ‘Hecate’

Meaning: Greek goddess of the night

Language: Greek

Quotes I associate you with: We are the grand daughters of the witches that didn’t burn.

@fuoon ‘Amor’

Meaning: Love

Language: Spanish

Quotes I associate you with: Define normal.

@lady-navier0357 ‘Sirène’

Meaning: Mermaid

Language: French

Quotes I associate you with: She is beautiful but her looks never stood a chance to how breathtaking her soul is

@acuriousmoon ‘Folletto’

Meaning: Pixie

Language: Italian

Quotes I associate you with: She was the girl that had the world in her eyes and hair made of stardust

@forbidden-sunlight ‘Kou’

Meaning: Rain fall

Language: Japanese

Quote I associate you with: Lets just sit quietly and listen to the secrets the rain wants to tell us

@ceriseearan ‘ Esmeray’

Meaning: Dark moon

Language: Turkish

Quote I associate with you: She was like the moon, part of her was always locked away.

@elychee ‘Belladonna’

Meaning: Beautiful flower of the deadly nightshade

Language: Ancient Latin

Quote I associate you with: Memories die as soon as they are plucked from their surroundings, they burst, lose color, lose suppleness, stiffen like corpses

UPDATE: DM me if you want to be added on the list :)

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lost-soul-in-time · 5 months

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Oh ho ho, I am WEAK when it comes to hot, insufferable, evil bastard men being protective of their partner.

Merrick is very powerful but not entirely immune. How would Mr. Nasty Man handle getting word that a large mob is gathering with the intent on harming his precious little witch? :3

Hit me with any details you'd like, I am here for it all /gen /np

~Lola, Oliver Simp Extraordinaire

Welcome, one and all, to another Ted Talk of be ranting about MV!Oliver and his issues 💖 /lh

Logically, Oliver knows Merrick is perfectly capable of handling/protecting herself and her home. But that doesn't stop a jolt of something from rushing up his spine at the bone-chilling news.

Slow, poisonous rage oozed into his bloodstream.

Oliver's familiar with rage. It's all he ever feels. But he's never felt it so intensely, to such an extent where he needed to hunt down the people responsible and tear them apart with his bear hands because no one is ever allowed within a ten-mile radius of her, especially if they plan on approaching with the wrong intentions.

By the time he'd arrived to the gathered group's destination, his rage had deepened, tinting his world a bloody crimson.

He didn't need his men to raise a single finger to help. They knew his anger would be enough.

The useless pawns are easy enough to kill, and by the time the leader of the group is the only man left, he's drenched in the blood of the same citizens who'd thought it such a marvelous idea to join a suicide mission. He could usually mask his emotions perfectly, but his glare is menacingly obvious and his chest heaves from the exertion of his murder spree. Blood drips down to his fingertips as he corners the leader of the mob into an inescapable space.

He doesn't kill him quickly. No, he wants him to feel every second of his punishment.

Fury darkened the edges of his vision until all he could focus on was the all-consuming need to make the bastard in front of him feel as much pain as possible. Oliver didn't bother lifting a single weapon. He did just as he had said: he tore him apart with his bare hands, his blood singing with exhilaration every time his fist came into contact with his face and his grip became tight enough to break a bone, relishing in the sounds of his victim's cries.

Soon enough, the sound of bones cracking gave away to the wet sound of bloodied flesh.

Images of how Merrick could've been hurt or worse fueled him, and he didn't stop until the body beneath him had been long dead for a while.

Even when he was dead, he still didn't want to stop. Fury encircled his soul so tremendously he wanted to scream.

The mangled corpse is hung up in the town square for all to see the day after. A warning to any soul who dares enters the woods, what'll happen when you conspire against what belongs to the Villain.

No one touches his witch.

#mozart (answered asks)#play something for me? (ask memes)#freebirdyance #lola! <3 #𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬. (witch merrick)#merrick of violet #Medieval Villain! Oliver #((he is such a horrible person but he loves her so it's fine <3))

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manyaplayers · 5 months

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Did some micheal afton doodlea

#fnaf fanart #art #artwork #fnaf #micheal afton #micheal #afton family #afton fnaf #micheal fanart #micheal afton fanart #micheal scooped #fnaf sister location #fnaf sl #i am simping for a dead corpse

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lordhelpme0-0 · 2 years

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I’ve decided to be an Asian ghost for Halloween. But thing is…which Vietnamese ghost shall I be?

Ông Ba Bị?

He is the boogeyman of Vietnam.

Mà Da?

A vengeful drowned water spirit? I must have some “kelp” and stuff in me hair…

Ma Thần Vòng?

A vengeful hanged spirit who will hang anyone close to their death site. Meaning I must have ropes around my neck and ready to “hang” anyone nearby

Quỷ Nhập tràng

A ghost that will possess a fresh corpse that had a omen of bad luck (ex:black cat) leap over a coffin or else you be possessed

Ma trành

A tiger killing over 100 people who will manifested the victims souls turning them into a ghost that will lure in victim for the tiger.

Ma Lai

Floating heads of beautiful women who will detach from their body at nighttime and will cause havoc before returning back to their selves. Similarity can be found around Asia, especially in Japan. 👀👌

Thần Trùng

Evil spirits that will torture newly dead souls for info on the living relatives which results in the death of all the relatives in short time. Can be a black bird with a blood red beak. Or they can be humanoids with a bird head/skull with a humanoid body. I feel as if one of @yanderepuck will enjoy this ghost/spirit.

Ma Vú Dái

I am not gonna be a fucking ghost that will force people to drink from two sagging breast that clings to a fucking palm tree thank you very much.

Now~! For the people who will help me decide: @sange-de-romane @evil-quartett @mlk082 @kasumi-prenami @vio-simps-for-purple-characters @a-chaotic-fae @pieground @ren-vv

Also, anyone else can put in their input lol

#Halloween #I need ideas for costume lmao #costume #voting which spirit to be cause yes

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harley-style · 2 years

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Reading the Homestuck Epilogues 3 (parts 21-30)

Hey guys I'm back on my bullshit! Here's hoping it goes well lol but we all know that's just a pipe dream.

Anyway, here's the previous part!!

Now onto the chaos!

A coffin is still fukcing heavy and you're telling me Jake and John ALONE can carry the fucking thing? omg.

I feel like Roxy is not treating this funeral the rightul respect and somberness it deserves, but is it just me or...?

Aradia and Sollux! and they really don't give a shit about most things dont they. Aradia only came here for the corpse party and honestly, slay

I get heart palpitations when Dave calls Jade babe. also poor karkat he's at the back. noooo

Wait. Is teen dead jade from fucking MEAT??? or is she the one from. uh. the caliborn narrative takeover thing. listen its been a while since i read the later homestuck ok i barely remember what happened in act 6

LOL YES AWKWARD ROSE RIGHTS

Jane. Jane you fucking moron.

Karkat literally do not rise to the bait I am begging

"sometimes i wonder what it'd be like if he was still here" FAMOUS LAST WORDS

SO IT IS MEAT JADE

MOTHERFUCK

please god just let john and terezi be together their dynamic is SO GOOD

oh they're 26 now awesome

OH NO JANE WHAT THE FUCK

okay i know it's bad to blame everything on jane but I HAVE A FEELING SHE'S INVOLVED

WHAT OKAY WHAT THE FUCK

POPULATION CONTROL IS ONE THING BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT NOT ALLOWING TROLLS TO ADVANCE POSITIONS THAT"S BULLSHIT

oh? OH???? RESISTANCE POG????

okay fuck everyone else rebellion leader karkat is my bitch now

why is eridan fuschia is this a typeset error

john you're a moron (affectionate)

:((( what happened to "not taking your shit" roxy :((((

Save Tavros From Evil

yknow what i hate about candy davejade rn is that they keep everything buried and pretend everything's fine. like jade baby at least push dave or pester rose about what's wrong with dave like....?? idk! but not this!!!

okay. what the actual shit jane. yknow what? you're a bitch! you're a full on bitch and i hope you get what's coming to you. what the FUCK am i hearing from you? that is NOT how you treat your friends/datemates!

fuck you guys im reading a bunch of aus to cope wit this mess of an epilogue

okay i love and support whatever john's trying to do but this plan is. not the best.

I just skipped over an entire conversation because i cannot deal with that rn. someone tell me what happened during the time john tries convincing tavros to leave the crocker household

WOW OMINOUS

johnrezi/junerezi rights :((((

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

KARKAT!!!!!!!!!!

Huh. That's a less brutal capital punishment than I was expecting. Still horrifying! but I expected more blood. which was kinda dumb of me lol.

REMEMBER WHEN KARKAT USED OT BE SO EMBARRASSED BY BUCKETS??? MY BOY HAS GROWN

Kanaya Is Right Karkat Call Dave That Bitch Is Dumb Enough To Run To Your Side The Instant You Ask For Him

But Bat Your Pretty Eye For Extra Simping

MEENAH

let's kick it karkat lets goooo

NO THE FISH PUNS ARE COOL

That is a whole ass page of words sir

John :(

"epilogue six" what the fuck does this mean

these kids are thirteen w h a t

ARE KARKAT AND MEENAH TOGETHER????

okay aradia has a point its extremely ironic for karkat to reach the peak of his heroism in a world that objectively *does not fucking matter* and the "meaty" timeline where everything "DOES" matter is where he's... well, we all know.

oh no,,,,the davejade wedding,,,,this hurts.

THIS HURTS DAVE IS STILL LOOKING FOR KARKAT

okay everyone seems to be like, convinced meenah and karkat are a thing but are they REALLY? karkat hasn't come out and said anything specifically.

HE RIPPED HER PHOTO NOOOOOO

lock industry?????

Vriska's back everybody say hello

"is it the prince" IM SORRY WHAT

when WHO falls???

jake what the fuck happened to you. oh my god you don't deserve this. leave her. leave jane's stank ass.

ah. i remember karkat talking about how he wasn't to blame for mr. crocker dying, in hs2. guys id apologize for spoiling myself like this but i think you'd understand: this post-canon thing is pain. everything hurts. if i want spoilers im getting spoilers.

GUYS. NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU DIDNT BUTT YOUR STUPID GODLY SELVES INTO THE MIX. THE FUCK ARE YOU BLAMING THE TROLLS FOR. JANE.

oh boy.

WELP THAT'S PART THREE FOLKS. WOW I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS I WISH TO UNFEEL. THE BLOOD OF MY DREAMS HAVE BEEN SACRIFICED TO THE GODS OF PARADOX SPACE AND NEVER AGAIN SHALL I SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY.

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thestalkerbunny · 2 years

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Got any Halloween themed (not necessarily horror) movies you like?

Like the fucking SAP SIMP I AM I do enjoy Hocus Pocus at Halloweentime for Billy Butcherson. I uh. Have a Funko Pop in my room of him that I got last Halloween Im that big of a fan of JUST Billy.

The Corpse Bride is a classic I've always enjoyed since I was a kid (a little more than The Nightmare Before Christmas) I also like Frankenweenie.

If you're looking for something more CLASSIC; Arsenic and Old Lace might be your speed. Two old ladies poison their tenants with their nephew finding out in a dark comedy. If you like a psychological scare, maybe try Gaslight-where the term GASLIGHT orginated from. It really shows the toxicity of a relationship.

The Ghost and Mrs. Muir is a spooky ghost romance between a lonely lady and a dead sea captain for the more romantic.

Trick R Treat is honestly a Halloween time Favorite of mine.

#TSB ask

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korpskruv · 3 years

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deadcellsman if you’re out there please give me a call 👉👈

#dead cells #the beheaded #the prisoner #fanart #digital art #sketch #2021 #am i simping for a corpse posessed by a sentient snot? you bet #also i'm prob gonna make a full painting of the bottom one at some point

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the-faultofdaedalus · 3 years

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ok but @viudanegraaa ‘s latest post (r-rated mcu) is making me have thoughts and some of them are GREAT (mcu is already an ults adaptation sort of and if it was r-rated out the get go we could’ve had the fully comitted ults adaptation we DESERVED) and some are... not that great (r-rated mcu but it’s just an excuse for dudebros to be horny on main and if there’s ANY non-het action it is always between ladies in an extremely male-gaze-y way) but like. so many thoughts!

most of the thoughts are just “yes show us the GORE show us the BLOOD show us in DETAIL how horrifing and messy and dirty of work this is (listen. listen. listen. i think the avengers should throw up more. how do they not. one of the many things that ults did in fact get right) and how much it affects everyone involved in this in a way that lasts” and because i’ve always been Like This, “please more explicit im1 afganistan scene more explicit reactor shit” and like. listen. actual explicit addict tony si vous plait. get! fucking! REAL! let steve decapitate people with the shield! dismember! that shit is SHARP! let the characters get beat to shit, let them beat others to shit, let them fight in ways that isn’t neccecarily graceful and acrobatic but bloody and brutal and fast. let everyone be as messy as they deserve.

also let all the avengers fuck. let them do it.

imagine the body-horror potential!

there could be so much good shit in this but also, stephen-strange style, i am seeing all possible universes and i do know that theres way too many where r-rated mcu is uhhhhh a horny trashfire where every single female character either hates eachother or makes out with eachother or both and there’s like 9 distinct and possibly interlocking shitty love triangles/3ways but there is NEVER any contact between the dudes. instead of the sun song in aou they would definitely pull an ults and have nat flash the hulk and there would be too many bad jokes about it. the only good that could come out of that is a mirror of that in ragnorok but w/ thor flashing his tiddies instead.

#once again mcu is more than 50% an ults adaptation and mcu's main failure was in only half-assing that #either do not do ults or fuckin commit to ults you cannot half ass it #so many of the best BDE comic scenes are from ults and there was exactly fuckin none of that in mcu #r rated mcu would've given me the fucking brain surgery ''stones body armor'' scene i know it #i know it would have it would have been so good to me #r rated mcu would also have given us steve and tony properly beating the shit out of eachother in cw #also this is just me transitioning to yelling about ults but like #i am still fucked up that like. during that whole fight scene.#tony TOLD the shield folks what had happened to him #but! he did NOT tell his team! his team only knew he was fuckin dead WHEN THEY SAW HIS BODY PROB #(and by that i mean: steve only knew he was dead when he saw tony's body)#which is #mmmmmmmmmmm a lot #Anyway #r rated mcu would've given us corpse tony and steve being fucked up abt that #and also natasha would get to bite chunks out of people while fighting #not like that weak-ass bite in the a1 fight between her and clint #fucking PROPER bloody chunks out of people who try and fuck with her #also thanos would've been an incel simp for death as he should have always been

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