I think I could last 3 minutes in the microwave. I'm strong. I'm stronger than you realize

the thing about me is i get hannibal and hamilton confused

when a powerful figure is reduced to kneeling. when the lord is forced to bow. when the exile stumbles into an unwelcoming bar. when the “beast” is chained by their horns. when a god is dragged behind their enemy’s chariot, a captive and trophy. when the loyal “guard dog” character is muzzled and the silver-tongued thief falls silent in horror.

that’s the shit

it’s about the contrapasso. the reversal of roles and the sudden, plunging terror of being unable to hide.

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

boypregnant on a sunday night ?

the thing they dont tell you about working with little kids is it wrecks your vocabulary. you hear a kid phrase something bizarrely in a way only a 5 year old can and now any time you lose shit youre like "it dissed appear"

Sometimes, when I picture Nightmare Time as an actual TV series, I picture Nick as some sort of Twilight Zone like narrator. I also picture him narrating to the audience, while being in the scene itself.

did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight

It’s been 5 minutes misha 😭😭

Love the concept of scissors. Someone was like, “a knife is clumsy for this task, what if I used TWO knives?” and they were right.

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

i love how dan clearly genuinely cares about his projects but would rather shoot himself in the foot than promote it

I legally changed my name to Wikipedia and the the judge yelled at me in Roblox text format.

i don’t get hyped for games anymore i just watch an announcement trailer and think “huh neat” then forget about the game until i see a youtube vid about it 2 years later with WHAT WENT WRONG?😱 overlaid on the thumbnail

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this