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*Inside Botanical Gardens*
Leona: Why are you here, herbivore? You're interrupting my sleep
MC: *panting* Oh, I jumped out a window, and I'm hiding from Crowley
Leona: ???
*Flashback to inside NRC campus castle*
Epel: Hey, MC! Crowley's looking for you
MC: Not today, Satan *jumps out the closest window*
Epel: MC!!
MC: *holding onto a rope tied to the end of the window quickly gets to the bottom and runs off*
*Flashback ends*
Leona: ?????
MC: Look. I'm a magic-less human in a campus full of stuck up pricks, people who fight like chihuahuas, and money hungry faculty. I'm not going to stay alive for as long as I have without having emergency exits planned.
Crowley: *in the distance* Oh, MC! I have a new proposal for you. Oh my benevolence knows no bounds!
MC: Whelp, gotta go *twists a flower on the fountain that opens steps in the floor and quickly goes down them, steps dissapearing soon after*
Leona: ???????????????????????
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Do you interest in making another Twisted Wonderland AU? I'm thinking of making an AU called Reboot AU
Honestly I’m not sure. So sorry for the late replay haha but honestly. I don’t think so. Not in the future yet as I’m busy with work and quite content with what stories and Au I have. Thought, I think you should go for the reboot Au if you haven’t already. Again, sorry for the late reply!!
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Chapter 5 of Cultivation meet Magic
Some of the previous chapter may be edited. Cause yes, I saw my grammar mistakes. Working on chapter 6 on a google doc so I can just paste it on there lol.
#mdzs x twisted wonderland#mdzs crossover#Twst crossover#mdzs#twst#twisted wonderland#mao dao zu shi#mdzs X twst#Ao3#ao3 fic#chapter 5 is released so sorry for the wait!!
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If you hear me tell you to either roast me or just do a slap to me, that’s just me asking you bring me back to reality or humble my dumbass. Cause sometime I soar so high towards the sun that my brain can’t function.
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ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live
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Vlad: you could never handle my two kids
Comte: try handling my nine!
Leonardo: you guys couldn't handle my one
Comte: *looks at Salai* ..you're right. I couldn't
Vlad: ?? What the fuck is wrong with him
~fast forward~
Vlad: WHY IS ALL OF THE FURNITURE UPSIDE DOWN
Salai: I remembered that I have free will
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Vlad: WHERE'S MY BED
Charles: I think I saw it in the garden
Vlad: why the HELL is it in THE GARDEN
Charles: *shrugs*
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Salai: *in the garden picking pretty flowers*
Vlad: what do you think you are doing
Salai: picking flowers, duh.
Vlad: you're only suppose to pick the dead ones!
Salai: most people pick the pretty ones. I'm putting them in a vase for maestro
Vlad: stop that! You pick the dead and ugly ones, not the pretty healthy ones!
Salai: ...I'm going to guess no one ever picked you so that's what you tell yourself
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Salai: *coats all the strawberries in chili pepper*
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Vlad: WHERES MY DOOR
Salai: *used wallpaper to perfectly hide his door*
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Faust: I'm understanding why Da Vinci called him Salai.
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TWST!Memes #57
Im calling you guys out...i woke up an choosed violence
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People will literally see a sage green building and be like "what if it was white" 🙄
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I feel like I’m being played…thanks for the uh…lyrics?
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my favorite buzzfeed unsolved moments were always the ones where ryan would go "okay theory four: aliens" and shane would throw a fit like "aliens? oh boy, i don't know what happened, must be aliens! why is this even a theory? okay, alright, fine, go ahead ryan, tell me about the alien theory." and then ryan would just be like "...that's it. just aliens."
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4. Survive. That’s it. That’s the fourth one. Okay bye.
2023
1. COMMIT TO THE BIT
2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION
3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES
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If you can punch any three suitors despite what could be the aftermath. Who would you punch?
I preferably punch Theo, Amon, and of course Jin.
I don’t know, I decided to wake up and be violent.
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