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Smoke breaks on their drives
#andrew and neil#andreil#aftg fanart#aftg#tfc#all for the game#andreil fanart#actually rlly proud of this#kind a girlbossed the lighting#ALSO THEIR HANDS#i am a genius#neil wears that jacket everywhere#local emo and stickball jock spotted in the outskirts of palmetto#andrew is indeed a terrible liar
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Dropout/D20 merch idea: When enough time has passed after Neverafter, release all the PC stories in the form of picture books. Sell them individually, or a set, or a graphic novel anthology
I just. The idea of Ylfa's story being told beginning to end in a truly twisted retelling of Little Red Riding Hood? Rosamund's story as a mold-breaking retelling of Sleeping Beauty?
SIGN ME UP! Give me what I want Dropout!
#d20#dimension 20#brennan lee mulligan#dropout#neverafter#lou wilson#emily axford#brian murphy#siobhan thompson#ally beardsley#zac oyama#ylfa snorgelsson#rosamund du prix#fairy tales#merch#we're talking about postmodern fairytales in my children's literature class and now I need neverafter picture books in my life#somebody give me what i want#i am a genius
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literally i love my boyfriend
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GUYS GUYS GUYS
Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel is Aziraphale and Crowley's love child. THINK ABOUT IT. His behavior, his mannerisms, the DUCKS, his looks, his motivations. HELLO!?
#hazbin hotel#lucifer magne#lucifer morningstar#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable spouses#gay#aziraphale x crowley#jeremy jordan#david tennant#michael sheen#neil gaiman#i am a genius
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jack driving a tractor into a house like the dramatic bitch he is. countrycide more like CUNTrycide am i right
#i’m hilarious#y’all better appreciate my humor#i am a genius#a god among men#nobody is funnier#torchwood#s01e06#countrycide
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Ok ok so you know how in Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, Spock dies, and in The Search for Spock, he's resurrected, but in the Voyage Home, he's not the same as before? Well I had a dream last night that Spock was canonically autistic, and the reason why he was so different after he got resurrected was because he lost his ability to mask when he came back. Like he just reverted back to autism functionality level 1 and had to relearn sarcasm, inflections of the voice, facial expressions and their meanings, metaphorical expressions, and the like.
I was always disatisfied with how it was like he wasn't truly himself when he came back, and that we were missing something, so I guess my brain sought to correct the canon in my sleep. My subconscious is a genius.
#star trek#spock#jim kirk#bones mccoy#autism#star trek tos#star trek spock#star trek kirk#star trek movies#i am a genius#star trek characters#actually autistic#like THIS IS THE BEST HEADCANON IVE EVER COME UP WITH#headcanons#star trek headcanon#neurodivergent
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can’t stop coming back to this vid 🤤
#some real ass shit#i am a genius#laugh i am so funny#lgbtqia#saltburn#oliver quick#saltburn posting#felix catton#cattonquick#felix x oliver#saltburn 2023#shitpost
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I'm a genius. I've figured out why the women in one piece don't experience organ failure or spinal collapse.
Boohyah.
#one piece#anatomy#nami#i am a genius#suck it nerds#i spent an embarrassing amount of time on this#biology#human biology
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the sheer joy of going 'huh i should link this concept back to something i wrote ten scenes ago' and then finding you've ALREADY LINKED IT
#i am a genius#past morgan knew exactly what they were doing#present morgan is a bit confused but trying their best
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Au where Lance works a normal 9 to 5 (or as a nurse???) as a single dad and Keith is a mechanic at an auto shop??
It’s either a rivals-ish mutual pining slow burn 7-15 chapters 60k+ fic or a friends with benefits type of situation also mutual pining slow burn 7-15 chapters 60k+ fic.
Basically Lance moves into this new neighborhood to get away from the past (which is mainly his child’s mother and some other toxic people/environments (not his family or Hunk though)), and is immediately known as the hot, single dad who recently moved to the neighborhood, before he meets Pidge, a former child prodigy now genius software engineer. Pidge and Lance form a close bond with each other and Hunk even meets up with them a few times!!!!
Lance also hears about the young, hot mechanic down the street, and that’s kinda where their rivalry starts (along with other events).
In the mutual pining rivals au they keep getting put in situations where they have to compete, and then they become rivals, but they’re also hopelessly pining over each other and adore the other a lot. Cue Lance’s child accidentally calling Keith “Daddy” and everyone freaking out.
In the fwb au Lance grows a pair and pins Keith to a wall before making out with him almost immediately (like in the first few chapters), which also leads to mutual pining. They’re still “rivals”, though. Rivals who secretly make out and cuddle with each other, but that’s not important (it really is).
YOO???? I MIGHT’VE MADE A BANGER AU???
#voltron#vld#vld lance#vld keith#lance mcclain#keith kogane#klance#laith#au#fwb au#modern au#i am a genius#aloe vera does it again guys#she did the word vomit thing again
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pls i need u to see my vision
#like#look!!!#u get me#keefe sencen#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#i am a genius#keefe sencen fancast#in my kotlc era
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I just had the most exiting realization!! I’ve seen some people refer to Raph and Mikey as the sun shine duo, and originally that got me thinking about how that would make the twins the moonlight duo yeah?
But then I was listening to “When the Sun Loves the Moon” by Reinaeiry and I’ve always put Leo and Mikey into the position of Sun and Moon (not in a TC*ST kinda way but in a color coordination kinda way) and the last few lines of the song go
“Oh how they long, for dawn”
And I originally thought of how in the context of colors of the ninja turtles that would be Raph and Donnie, right? But i didn’t really know what colors dawn was so I started looking at pictures of dawn and dusk and now I see that
Mikey and Leo as a duo would be the Dawn duo and Donnie and Raph are the Dusk duo. This is because dawn is typically blue with yellows showing up with cloudy or hazy skies, while dusk is typically light lavenders and pinks.
#I am a genius#youre welcome#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt fandom#rottmnt donnie#deep thoughts??#rise donnie#rise leo#rottmnt leonardo#rottmnt Raph#rottmnt Mikey#Dawn Duo (Mikey and Leo)#Dusk Duo (Raph and Don)#chefs kiss
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MartinElias?
Did you mean…
Tea and Cakes?
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Legend has a verbal shutdown
1072 words, no warnings other than the shutdown thing
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Legend… couldn’t talk.
No, that wasn’t entirely true. He could talk. No physical limitations within his tongue or vocal chords were preventing him from producing sound.
But at the same time, something was stopping him.
He suspected that it had something to do with the fact that he had been traveling with the chain of heroes for so long without any time to adjust, and the stress had finally caught up to him. He walked alongside, listened to, and talked with eight other people day after day without rest. He had stubbornly ignored the overstimulation and masked his burnout, but his mind had decided that enough was enough.
Now he was sitting near the campfire and silently picking at his stew, simply letting the conversation flow around him.
Warriors nudged him and said something, hoping to get a rise out of him.
Legend expected a response to the captain’s teasing words to come easily, and opened his mouth in preparation to say something like “What’s it to you, pretty boy?” Instead, his throat tightened and he snapped his mouth shut, staring at his bowl to avoid curious eyes.
“Whoa, no answer? Really? Is something wrong?” Wind prompted.
Legend looked up and met Wind’s inquisitive gaze. He couldn’t bring himself to answer the sailor, instead giving him a weak smile before returning to his meal.
“Just leave him be,” Wild said from where he was dishing out seconds. “Don’t push him if he doesn’t want to talk.”
Warriors grunted in disappointment, but followed Wild’s advice.
Four soon launched into an animated retelling of one of his boss fights, and Legend settled comfortably into just listening to his brother’s voice. Legend’s own voice was still uncooperative, leaving him unable to speak up with his own thoughts. He found that he could still laugh, quiet huffs with the occasional soft vocalization. But even laughing felt too… awkward, somehow. Despite his mind’s protests, Legend continued to laugh whenever it was appropiate, just to prove that he could make any noise.
After he finished his dinner, Legend found himself fiddling excessively with his rings and bracelet. Having something to do with his hands was soothing, and distracted him from his mysterious loss of voice.
Four finished his story, and Sky directed all attention to himself by pulling out his harp. He plucked out a familiar melody, and the music calmed Legend’s racing thoughts.
Hyrule plopped down beside Legend and rambled about random little things, seemingly uncaring that his predecesor didn’t have it in him to talk back. Legend tried to convey his thoughts with his body language, but he didn’t think it went well. Being in a one-sided conversation with Hyrule was tiring, too. Legend just wanted to be alone, but it wasn’t like he could ask for it because he couldn’t talk.
Wild, thank the goddesses, asked Hyrule to help him at the opposite side of camp, and Legend was finally alone with his thoughts. He set out a pen and paper and began to write a letter to Ravio, just to try and sort everything out.
“I don’t know why, but I really don’t want to talk right now. Its gotten to the point where I can’t, not with the others around. I’m afraid to make any noise, I can’t even hum while Sky plays his harp. Something is making me paranoid and I hate this feeling. I just want to be able to talk again but at the same time it’s the last thing I want.”
He was interrupted by a large, fluffy wolf invading his personal space. Legend let out an airy chuckle and said “Hey, Wolfie,” reaching out to pet him. It took a few seconds for Legend’s actions to process. With a flash of terror, he frantically looked around to anyone had heard him speak.
None of the others had even glanced in his direction.
Still, he blushed and ducked his head down, burying his fingers in Wolfie’s pelt. Okay, so I can talk to animals? But not when there’s people around.
He tried to ignore the screams of badbadbadbadbadbad running through his mind and wrote down his new findings. It wasn’t like Ravio would even read the letter for at least a few days, but Legend found it helpful to sort out his scattered thoughts by putting them on paper.
“You doing okay, Legend?”
When had Time snuck up on him?
Legend found a small piece of scrap paper and scribbled out “Can’t talk.”
“Sore throat? Do you need a drink?” Time asked, and Legend shook his head.
“Don’t want to… CAN’T.” Legend snapped his fingers to make his annoyance heard, not trusting himself with so much as a groan. He slammed his pen down and scowled at his lap, silently fuming.
“Are you having a verbal shutdown?” Time asked, patient as ever.
Legend looked up, hoping that his bewilderment was written on his face since he couldn’t convey it with so much as a simple “Huh?”
“Nobody here would judge you if you are, you know that. We only want to help.”
The possibility of this being a verbal shutdown had occurred to Legend, but he hadn’t let himself really consider it. Nearly two decades of life and ten years of overwhelming, traumatizing adventures, and this was the first thing to psychologically render him speechless? Being around a small group of people for a few weeks? It seemed unlikely, but Legend supposed that he couldn’t write it off at this point. He shrugged and nodded.
“Can any of us try to help?”
Legend thought for a moment, then pointed at Sky.
“Do you want Sky to talk to you?”
Legend shook his head and wrote something on the scrap paper, then showed it to Time. “He can’t stop.”
“I’ll be sure to let him know,” Time chuckled.
Legend breathed a sigh of relief. He was barely paying attention to the music anymore, but the calming noise was the only thing keeping him grounded.
“I’ll leave you alone for now. Just focus on breathing, don’t push yourself to speak until you’re ready, and have Wolfie fetch somebody if you need help,” Time said.
Legend patted Wolfie’s head and flipped a thumbs-up. His surprise verbal shutdown was weird and freaky and he hated every bit of it, but he knew that it had to pass before long. Until then, he had his brothers to help him through it.
#written during my first ever verbal shutdown lol this was certainly a ride#for like the first time ever: not proof read#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu#linked universe legend#lu legend#fable writes#ahhhhh i wanna post it now (4am) but that would be stupid so i'll queue for 9am#see you then#i think i managed to include the entire chain without counting them out on my fingers#i am a genius
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Fansnak idea
A salad bugsnak based of the leaf sheep (a type of sea slug)
[ Image ID: picture of a leaf sheep. It has many green leaf-like structures along its back, its head is white with two small black dot eyes in the middle, it has two red spots on its face that look like blush, it has two gray appendages on its head that resemble sheep ears /end ID ]
This creature is 1 cm in length
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Fecto Elfilis is furry Sephiroth with non-binary swag send post
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