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I love homosexuals being homosexuals with other homosexuals #nohomoi also love to word vomit in every one of my postsmy ao3
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“Keith, kiss me.”
Keith wants to punch Lance in the face. Both of them know he doesn’t have the courage to— especially when Lance looks so good basking in the sunlight, almost like he’s a star himself— so he settles for a small slap to the cheek.
Lance chuckles, wiping droplets of beer from his lips. “C’mon, baby, we both know you want it,” he takes another swig, this time from Keith’s bottle, “Will it help if I say that I want it too?”
Keith swallows the spit collecting in his mouth, watching Lance’s eyes slowly drift to his Adam’s apple. His knuckles go white from squeezing too hard and trying to keep his composure straight (as if he was ever straight in the first place) as beads of sweat are forming at his hairline and slowly dripping down his face— just like the beer on Lance’s lips— his cheeks start to get undeniably warm, and Keith will bet on his father’s gravestone plus 20 dollars that it’s not from the alcohol coursing through his veins.
This whole idea was stupid. Why is he even staring at Lance’s lips?
It doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. Well, nothing except the bet.
He can’t afford to lose the bet.
Keith is trapped in an internal conflict between himself and the not-so-appropriate thoughts that are ravaging his mind and (unfortunately) causing his body to react in not-so-normal ways, and the room is draped in a blanket of silence for a minute.
That minute-long streak of silence is broken when Lance promptly sits up, couch creaking beneath him, and looks Keith dead in the eyes without a single bit of hesitation.
“If you’re going to go ahead and be a coward,” he speaks, slurring half his words, “I’m gonna kiss you myself.”
Lance pushes him against the wall. Keith’s head is spinning and he’s not sure if he can take anymore of Lance as a whole ‘cause damn the things that he is doing to him: for the last thirty minutes, he has been following each and every one of Lance’s orders, only occasionally outright refusing to carry out a task; has been treating him nicely every single time it’s his turn to order him around; has listened to every single one of his ramblings; has fetched food for him every time he asked and so much more examples of uncharacteristically submissive behavior that Keith wonders if he has finally gone crazy.
His pondering is cut short when he realizes that he hasn’t gone crazy, it’s just that Lance is a persuasive fucking moron.
A moron that he wants to kiss.
He leaps forward and connects their lips.
15 seconds into the kiss, Keith registers the fact that he has lost the bet.
To be frank, he couldn’t give less shits about it. It never was a bet in the first place; just some stupid words that when in the order Lance had put them in, became something to rile both of them up to the point that they would end up making out.
They’re both so fucking stupid: Lance for even proposing the idea, and himself for blindly following along. Keith couldn’t be happier.
#voltron#vld#vld lance#vld keith#lance mcclain#keith kogane#klance#laith#voltron legendary defender#gay#bisexual#gay losers make a bet#that ends up with them making out#cause I said so#anyways#why did I write this#oh yeah…write (HAHA PUN)#writing practice#aloe vera iii’s writing#aloe vera does it again guys#she did the thing where she makes her word vomit organized and legible
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HOOOOLY SHIT NIKO NIKOGANE IM SO HAPPY ABT THIS ARF ARF THEM BEING IN TOTAL DISTRESS AT THE END HAHAHAHHAHAHA SO FUNNY!1!1!!1!!1 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🥲😱🥲😱😄😱😃🥰😍😍😍 KLANCE BEABADOOBEE ARFFFFFFFFFF ARFF GRRROWLLLL HELP MEE IM DROWNING AND ASCENDING AT THE SAME TIME 😁😁😄😄😄😄
apple cider 🍎
#voltron legendary defender#voltron#vld#vld lance#vld keith#lance mcclain#keith kogane#klance#laith#fan art#klance fanart#YOOOOOOOOO#AWESOME SAUCE
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I want to eat him. Not in a weird way, but he just looks so…eatable.
not arguing with a dude with big purple eyes. whatever you say beautiful <3
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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
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When canon is doing w/e it’s doing.
Some klance for a friend who wasn’t feeling too well after s7. Please vld, let them be friends again at least?
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Saw the first pic and then immediately thought klance.
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There’s been a severe lack of klance doodles on my blog. Need to fix that.
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There’s been a severe lack of klance doodles on my blog. Need to fix that.
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the wing looks like cheese 🤤🤤🤤🤤
if you know you know
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Pidge: YOU GUYS WERE NAKED WITH EACHOTHER?!1?!1
Lance: wait NONONO IT’S NOT LIKE THAT!!! I PROMISE LET ME—
Keith: only half naked
Pidge:…what?
Lance: what
Keith: what?
#voltron#vld#vld lance#vld keith#lance mcclain#keith kogane#klance#laith#voltron legendary defender#incorrect quotes#Keith is oblivious#not really#he’s just not afraid to be open about kissing dudes#😞#Lance is just afraid to be open about kissing Keith#💀💀💀💀
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people seemed delighted by me putting my crocheter keith headcanon in this comic so i needed to be silly abt it
i like to think coran would teach him how to crochet and it helps give him an outlet and teaches him to be more patient but he also uses it to vent his stupid crush lmfao
+bonus
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