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b-skvll · 7 months
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Should be me wtf.
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feelmyskinonyourskin · 3 months
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Fic idea for anyone who wants it:
Reader has a chronic illness and is sick of doctors writing off her symptoms as anxiety, dehydration, etc.
Friend of reader mentions she started seeing results when her retired linebacker husband came to the appointments because doctors take female patients pain more seriously when big scary men are present.
Reader hires Frank to pretend to be her husband and it works. Hijinks ensue and they fall in love.
I’d write it, but my own chronic illness is making writing not a possibility right now.
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starkholme · 8 days
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"Have you got any bright ideas?" she questions.
"I'm thinking, I'm thinking..." he's rambling, the eyes focused on the crowd circling them.
"You better think of something fast, because if he turns me into a mummy, you're the first one I'm coming after." Karen declared with her voice trembling, she turned her head to look at Frank for what it could be her last time ever looking at him.
Karen Page, a librarian and aspiring Egyptologist, and Foggy Nelson, her best friend and an excellent lawyer, usually have drinks together in one of the best — according to Foggy himself — bars in town: Josie's Place. On a friday night, the two friends found themselves in the middle of a bar fight and after hiding behind one the tables, Karen is quick to realize an intricate box fell from the pocket of one of the fighters and takes it for herself before even thinking twice.
She only got a glimpse of his face, yet she remembers him too well.
When she finds the map of Hamunaptra inside the box, Karen convinces Foggy to go along with her to find the mysterious man. They find ex-military Frank Castle in a local prison and Karen makes a deal with him to lead them to the City of the Dead if she gets him released, he agrees.
It wasn't in Frank's plan go back to Hamunaptra, although a certain blonde Egyptologist makes it hard to not go back to the place he once served alongside The French Foreign Legion. So when Karen accidentally wakes up a 3000 year old mummy who begins to wreak havoc in searching for the reincarnation of his long-lost love, Frank's got no other choice than to stop the terror and save Karen in the process.
Kastle x a different version of The Mummy 1999
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marvelgaynesstothemax · 3 months
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Matt: Frank Castle is a torturer and a murderer, not to mention an annoying pain in the ass.
The Avengers: Who’s expertise could crack this entire case wide open! Are you willing to risk the lives of thousands of people just to avoid working with The Punisher again?
Matt:
The Avengers: Daredevil?
Matt: I’m thinking.
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the-librarians · 25 days
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Kastle shippers, how we feeling?????
We all see those new set photos???
Daredevil Born Again, more like Kastle Born Again.
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trickstersmagic · 2 years
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Once Frank marries Matt, he gains another alias
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kittenbradensgf · 1 year
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late night thought. billy seeing frank being all wanted/on trial on tv and smiling like a cat being all smugly proud like :)) thats my boyfriend >:)))
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b-skvll · 5 days
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Frankie 🤗
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ineffablepspspscal · 9 months
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It’s been a minute since I’ve done one of these posts but I’m in need of new multi fandom mutuals! So here’s a list of my current most active fandom and if you see multiple on this list, please follow me and like this post and I’ll follow back! 💖
**21+ only please, minors and terfs do not interact!**
Media
~ Star Wars (all movies, Mandalorian, Andor, Jedi Survivor mostly)
~ Good Omens (I would really like more GO mutuals especially!!)
~ Marvel (Moon Knight, Bucky, Carol Danvers, Loki, Punisher, Tasm mostly)
~ What we do in the shadows
~ Our Flag means death
~ Lord of the rings/ the hobbit
~ Interview with the vampire
~ Shadow and Bone
~ Sandman
People
~ Pedro Pascal
~ Taika Watiti
~ Andrew Garfield
~ Oscar Isaac
~ Diego Luna
Gaming
~ Assassins creed (the newer ones mostly, Odyssey is my fav!)
~ Skyrim
~ The last of us
~ Jedi fallen order/survivor
~ Mortal Kombat
I also post a lot of cats, nostalgia, memes, fun history facts and fashion too 💖
On this blog I just reblog gifs and Shit posts and stuff, but if you’re interested in my fics and graphics, feel free to also check out my sideblog @flightlessangelwings 💖💖
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houseofwisteria · 2 months
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Enveloping Frank in a hug as soon as he crosses the threshold of their home. “ You're back, ” The way Wanda says it, it's obvious she was worried and now, seeing him and having him home, she's relieved. “ I missed you. ”
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He doesn't even think he just lifts her into a big hug, squeezing her with one arm and carries her into the kitchen to set the groceries down so he could hug her for real. " What are you doing up from your nap already huh? I told you I'd be back. You don't even remember that do ya? " He chuckles and slowly sets her down.
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lilundeadarchangel · 8 months
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Just finished The Punisher's first season and I'm in t e a r s.
The last two episodes straight up killed me, not to talk about the fight between Billy and Frank in the last one--
I'm crying. A lot.
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callme-barnes · 1 year
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Thoughts while watching The Punisher:
Damn that man is unhinged…..I love him 😻
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beautifulbows924 · 2 years
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For the husband, one night stand, best friend- how about- Matt Murdock, Frank Castle, and Marc Spector?
Hey, Rael! This is such a hard one! Hmm…
Husband: I’m sticking with Marc for this one. I just think he’d be the perfect husband (once he gets past the pushing the people he loves away trope).
Best Friend: I’ve actually thought about this a lot. And I have to pick Matt. Honestly, I don’t think his lifestyle lends him to romantic relationships (at least ones that aren’t going to end bloody or with one person stuck in an unhappy ending). + He’s a really great friend, to Foggy, to Karen- & I think we’d do really well as friends. I love his personality.
One Night Stand: So I feel a bit bad about this one, because I really like Frank. But there’s something about him that makes him a bit too unhinged (unstable?), even for me. I don’t think he could ever truly “settle down” after what happened to him, so I think he’d be better for a short term fling or friends with benefits- Despite wanting to show him the love, he’s most certainly missing.
<3
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chvoswxtch · 3 months
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what are your husband!frank headcanons because I love that grumpy man? 🤍
oh my darling sweet nonnie
I think about husband!frankie a lot and I have so many thots about this lets get into it
being married to frank castle
i've said this before and i'll say it again: frank is a hopeless romantic and no one can change my mind
he is a SUCKER for his spouse like literally would do anything they wanted
you wanna paint the kitchen barbie pink? sure baby, let me pick up some some paint
your bookshelf is full? hang on honey, i'll build you another
you had a bad day? where does your boss live *cocks gun*
frank is obsessed with his spouse like literally thinks they hung the moon and all the stars in the goddamn sky
I feel like after losing maria and the kids, when he gets another chance to be a husband, he's all in
he helps cook dinner, or even tells you he'll handle it for the night so that you can relax
he'll run you a nice hot bubble bath and light some candles if you had a stressful day
anything you pick up in the store and put back, he secretly sneaks into the cart
he listens to you vent, bc frank is a very good listener, and offers advice when he can
he surprises you with lunch dates, sends flowers to your job just to let you know he was thinking about you, calls you even if he's only going to be 5 minutes late coming home
he's very protective of you when you're out in public and doesn't let you out of his sight or let anyone get too close for comfort
frank doesn't talk a whole lot, but when he speaks, it's from the heart
he doesn't do grand outrageous gestures to show you he loves you but it is obvious in all the little things he does bc I genuinely believe his love language is acts of service and physical touch
he's SO proud to be your husband like anytime you introduce him to anyone or mention "my husband this" or "my husband that" he's got the biggest grin on his face
to say he would die for you is such a huge understatement, francis david castiglione would wage war on god herself for you
bottom line is husband!frank is a huge sap and even if he acts grumpy that you want to paint the kitchen pink or your car broke down bc you forgot to tell him you needed your oil changed (it happens to the best of us) he is so madly in love with you that you could do no wrong in his eyes
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iloveprettyboysblog · 2 years
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