Wilson Bethel you're so real. A tweet all the way back from 2014 too. Bless.

Meanwhile the Daredevil fandom is still glazing and supporting this zionist (Jon Bernthal) and ignoring all his shit

FRANK CASTLE IN EVERY EPISODE 💀 THE PUNISHER 1.07 - CROSSHAIRS

we need more hc!!!! they're amazing!!!! what about bf!frank when you're mad at him/you two have a fight??? 🤭🤭🤭

Truth is, I'm sorta never not thinking about a next batch of headcanons and you kinda read my mind with the theme! Except I'm thinking of all the times Frank has been mad at YOU.

Times When Boyfriend!Frank Has Been Mad At You

Well, of course, that time your car broke down and his reaction to finding out.

One of the times Frank got mad at you was actually before you even really started dating but that didn't mean Frank wasn't already in deep and when he discovered you hired a Task Rabbit to haul out some old dresser out of your apartment -- he was stompin' down the hall in three steps asking "who's this jerk?" and when you told him he gave you an incredulous look going on about how a "pretty girl like you can't invite some random asshole into your apartment. Gonna get yourself killed like that" before he has you sit in the living room while he tells the confused man that he's got it from here and hauls the damn thing out himself.

Ok so we already know about that time that some dude on a crowded subway car rubbed his junk up against you while you were both smashed in during rush hour but did I mention that you failed to disclose that information to Frank for a week before he overheard your sister ask you if you saw the guy who "rubbed his junk into your ass" again since it last happened. You hear Frank mutter "what the fuck" from the other room before he appears in the doorway and says "Sweetheart, can I talk to you for second?" as he nods his head in the direction of the bedroom. Of course you try to deflect but he's insistent and that's when Frank launches into 1) a check to make sure you're ok and 2) when he's confirmed that you are ok, a lecture about withholding this from him. You try to tell him that you didn't want to make a "big thing" about it because it sadly happens to a lot of women and this only enrages Frank more and he's suddenly mad at All Men™️ for being disgusting assholes and obviously theres very little subway in your future.

Frank somehow got retroactively mad at you for walking home drunk from bars dozens of times in your younger days, before he even knew you. You were telling him stories of your partying days, chuckling at your disregard for good decision making, when you see the smile slide off his face and his signature scowl settles in while he crosses his arms over his chest. "Now hang on a minute sweetheart -- I don't like this shit. You coulda gotten hurt," and you're all "No Frank, I know now, I just--" but he cuts you off, his mind already decided on the next course of action-- self defense classes, taught by yours truly. Your eyes couldn't roll further back in your head but he just says "roll 'em all you want doll-- this ain't negotiable"

There was only one time Frank actually yelled at you -- like he was MAD mad -- and that's when you had gone in search of a cool thrift shop you'd heard about on Tik Tok but walked up to the place and it was inside of an enormous and decidedly creepy warehouse with no particular signage. The address looked right but this place looked all wrong. Against your own better judgement, you went in searching for the shop but it was just endless dark hallways and unmarked doors and the faint sound of men's laughter somewhere in the building. Your heart pounding in your chest, you started to feel incredibly unsafe. You probably weren't in any real danger but the vibes felt so wrong and it was the first time in your life you felt genuine fear. Like the kind that made you think you made a very bad mistake. You finally decided to turn back around and called Frank to come pick you up, bursting into tears. Of course he was there in a flash and vert pissed that you ignored your own instincts. "Your gut tells you to get out, you get out! Jesus Christ sweetheart, I know I taught you better than that." He's right and you know he's right so you're just a hiccuping mess, mad at yourself for being an idiot. Frank can't see you so upset for long so he's quickly tugging you into his chest and murmuring on the top of your head, "S'alright sweetheart. Just gotta listen to your instincts. M'not mad, alright?"

Also that time you accidentally spilled bleach on his favorite hoodie. He was just plain ol' pissed at that.

can i draw something thats not these two

Frankie 🤗

https://dana-213.mjcyd.asia/xo/2u0JKLf

Do I find him attractive because he is miserable? Or because I see my misery in him and he makes it look attractive?

Dirty talk vs Silent touch poll

I always imagine that Frank can be pretty good at dirty talk, but also, some quiet lovin' might just be what he wants and we need. Just having his hands on you, his mouth, who needs speech if you can have his fingers?

Then there's Shane... I refuse to believe anything else than that this man has a freaking dirty mouth and will whisper filth into your ears. Who needs touch when you have his voice and words?

Thinkin bout Daredevil (as always). I also have a cracky au in my head where he gets adopted by Magneto. Very regular thoughts.

EDIT: forgot to replace my dingy gray bg that i use for drawing with a more viewable white lol, now fixed

i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

Bloody and bruised >

Ok now wait a second, imagine if you have a friend staying with you in your shared apartment with Frank and it's been 4 days of no sex because you're in close quarters but it hits a boiling point and you find yourself stuffed with Frank, practically begging him for it because you were feeling so deprived and he's just letting you take as much as need with his thick hand clasped across your mouth to keep you quiet. Like 🫠🫠🫠

And it's not that Frank didn't want it as bad as you-- but he was in the Marines and learned to handle the deprivation for long stretches. But 4 days in and you're already suffering and he could practically see it on your face and if there's one thing he's gonna do it's make sure you're taken care of so he's fucking you with a sense of duty, making sure you come at least three times, all while hushing in your ear "ssssh ssshhh, sweetheart, gotta keep quiet for me yeah? doin' a good job baby. can you take a little more?", before he even considers finishing himself.

I'M DEAD.

"Not everything is about your blorbos" to you maybe. To me every other song and probably that car commercial is about them

Is he a scary man covered in blood? Or is he my baby girl? Spot the difference

Charlie Cox and Jon Bernthal on the set of Daredevil Born Again

📸 via stevesandsnyc on ig