I want to sit on your lap, receive a kiss on the top of my head and be wrapped in your strong arms

King of Pouts and Grumps, Ladies and Gentlemen! /(.^.)\ ~ <3

«Wo bleibt denn unsere Mutti... na endlich - der Hunger war doch echt groß» [in Die schöne Frau 1933]

Foto: Eva Andermann, W. Elberfeld (1933)

Just started ACOTAR, and this is basically Feyre when she gets to Prythian/the faerie realm (from their perspective)

here's a little snippet of the toji zombie apocalypse au that i've been working on!!!!

the name is going to be "blinded by the light" and that is ofc inspired by the iconic tlou quote "when you're lost in the darkness, look for the light."

you inspect the inside of the bag: chocolate, cans of spaghetti on top of cans of spaghetti, surprisingly clean clothes, a small pocket knife and two bottles of water. your body has a mind of its own as it goes to grab the obvious - the bar of chocolate but a piece of glass cracks way too close behind you, your eyes flick over the now ajar door as you try to reach for the gun on your thigh— but when you feel the cold metal of a gun barrel resting against your temple... you freeze. "don't." ... it's an answer to your stupidity and curiosity in a form of a deep rasp; confident and sure of himself - the gun against your skin doesn't move, it doesn't shake. when you try to turn your head toward him, he just presses it more into you, forcing you to keep your eyes on the ground below you. from your peripheral vision, you can see that he's absolutely towering over you and you feel like an useless little ant that's about to be stepped on. your heart is pounding so loudly, making it the only thing you can hear. it thumps in your ears as if it's trying to distract you from the fact that it is trying to jump out from your chest and make an escape all on its own.

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you really aren't the little lamb he thought you were. "don't let me see you again, old man." the moon shines on his face and you take a mental picture of him before throwing your bag over your other shoulder and stepping out.

+ @staryukis & @dollsuguru bc you're the ones that knew about this anyway hihi come get your crumbs my lovelies

Just a lazy Saturday rolling out of bed to make myself a sunny side up egg kind of day 🍳😴

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mornin’ bum 🩶

It's hard to watch Mumbo's older seasons sometimes because you get a lot of frustrated Mumbo moments(redstone really really doesn't work) which make me feel bad but also its all cancelled out with really happy Mumbo when redstone does finally work great.

no one:

drac at lucy's window last night:

am i?

reminder to please neuter your cats because i cant realistically feed all the babies theyre leaving everywhere

Can I grab a quick bite?

aw man im really sad little guy from yesterday didn’t make it… this was him sleeping yesterday evening. rest in peace

I wish I still had my favorite childhood books