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knithacker · 8 months

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Knit and crochet more, clean less.

I'm finally sharing the simple system and spreadhseet that I have used for years to clean my house. It's based on two-week intervals and it works!

Like everyone, I hate cleaning and I hate the "big clean" even more, so I do this: 👉 https://bit.ly/KnitMoreCleanLess 💜

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thoughtportal · 2 years

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fruit fly trap

#tiktok #home #DIY #hack #house hack

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ozymandiasdirge · 1 year

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funniest thing about house md is that house has like every flavor of trauma responses and is cut deep by shit so much in his life that he in fact creates new ones. except over getting shot. like someone literallly walked in and shot him twice trying to kill him. and then he never brings it up again after it happens. not like he’s burying it and repressing. like it straight up did not phase him and he went right back to ruining patients lives afterwards. king.

#house md #a hack filled writers room can create such funny storylines #like he wears kutners secret santa watch until the series finale #like that left an impact #but not like getting shot with a gun

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lazylittledragon · 2 months

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it’s being normal about dad gale hours again

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #dadkarios #galemance #your honour they are So tired #i think gale is a very ‘10pm is a late one’ kind of person so he’s not thriving #esp because cyra was Very unwell for a while so he was looking after a brand new mabel by himself #do you think he ever thought a tiny redhead pulling him out of a portal would lead to a morgue being installed in his house #it's v on brand for cyra to be literally about to have a baby and still hacking up corpses #i love that she isn't even my durge she is just like this #tw blood #cw pregnancy

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samtamdan · 5 months

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They're so silly

#bocchi the rock!#bocchiposting #Bocchi the Rock! Gaiden: Hiroi Kikuri no Fukazake Nikki #hiroi kikuri #shimizu eliza #shima iwashita #sick hack #PLEASEEEEE #dont try go to the end of a bet #or lottery #or all that stuff #the house almost never loses #if you get a prize #even if its a small one #leave the game #there are more chances to lose everything than win another prize

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thatsbelievable · 4 months

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#What to do About the Ghost that Points at You While You Sleep #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #advice #ghost #ghosts #spirits #haunted house #hauntings #unreality

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littlesnowyone · 5 months

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Something I thought of while going to sleep 😂

#littlesnowymemes #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #mercedes von martritz #dot hack #dot hack sign #subaru #mercedes car #Subaru car #my brain is weird

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cinemacrypt · 2 years

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Still inconsolable over the fact my friend brought their spamton plush to our college health class so that he could "get an education"

#mars draws stuff #connor hes exploiting you #TRY THIS ONE [crazy hack!] FOR A [free] COLLEGE EDUCATION!#GET [prioity mailed by U.S. postal service] TO SOME STUDENT'S HOUSE!#spamton #deltarune #spamton g spamton

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obaewankenope · 2 years

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I've given myself heat exhaustion AGAIN (heck, I hope it's only heat exhaustion, rip) and I am not here for it ffs so to make sure y'all know about it, imma share the signs of heat exhaustion!

Heat exhaustion is quite literally your body getting too hot and Exhausting itself to cope. Heatstroke is your body Failing To Cope.

Heat Exhaustion signs include:

You get a headache that Will Not Go Away

You feel confused and dizzy (balance who? Idk her)

You don't feel hungry but you feel sick as well (this sucks and happens a lot in high heat so try and snack regularly)

Sweating and clammy skin like the kind that has people go "you're freezing!" because you've sweated so much you literally end up with a chill on your skin

Cramps. Feckin cramps. Arms. Legs. Stomach. They suck ass.

You have a heckin fast pulse or you're hyperventilating like you've just had a Scare

Your body temp is over 38°c (because you're literally boiling like a lobster in a pot)

You are Beyond Thirsty and no matter what you drink it Does Not Abate

If you end up experiencing any of these symptoms, or multiple, and you're in a hot/warm environment, then sit your ass down in the shade, get something to drink, and get a damp cloth on your head or a change of clothes that are cool.

Basically, stop what you're doing and give your body a chance to Not Keep Boiling

Heat exhaustion is NOT THE SAME as a heatstroke.

Heatstroke is So Much Worse™.

Heatstroke signs include:

Still feeling like utter shite 30 minutes after you sat your ass down, rested in a cool place, and rehydrated

Not actually sweating even though you really do feel like a lobster in a pot that has the heat up High

Your body temp is 40°c+ (which is bad btw, that's temp for causing your to pass out etc)

Hyperventilating/fast breathing or actual shortness of breath (I struggle with this because asthma so I'm always like "idk if I got this oops)

Feeling confused but in a like "I don't know what's going on, I can't think, I have no idea about anything, someone help me please I'm crossing into traffic and don't even realise" way

Having a fit/seizure because your body temp is so high your brain is Actually Getting Boiled In Your Skull 🙃 [upside down smiley emoji]

Passing out and not actually responding or waking up from a brief fainting spell (this is the Serious™ kind of passing out that has doctors going "oh shit, we need an IV STAT!" or whatever it is they say when Shit Is Going Down)

Heatstroke can be really dangerous if it isn't treated quickly so please don't ignore these signs. Right now, I'm in a cool environs, with hydration, and am avoiding moving and am gonna have a nap because I'm going very dizzy, can't focus properly, have a headache, and am only coherent here because I'm HyperFocusing on this post. I can't even understand words being said to me right now hence nap, hydration, and cool environs.

So please, y'all, take care of yourselves. Seriously.

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xiaq · 4 months

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Thanks to fb marketplace and Home Depot, our floating media console is complete for a whopping $116 which is half of what the original IKEA cabinets would have cost new. 💯👌

#diy #ikea hacks #x buys a house #decor

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alumirp · 6 months

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The Good Citizen

An AU where Izuku is just an ordinary boy. He never meets All Might and has his application for Yuuei's entrance exam rejected because of his quirkless status. He still wants to be a hero, but then again, he's just a normal kid with a mom who works two jobs, and since he failed to get into his dream school, he still has to get into another one, he doesn't have time. to go to the gym or learn to fight, or whatever. And yet, he wants to be a hero, so he grabs a pair of old skates and a stick. And he sneaks out the window at night, intending to be a vigilante.

But like a normal boy, he's a bit of a coward, so when he encounters his first crime, instead of getting involved, he calls the police. He calls the police and hides and is delighted when a police car arrives a few minutes later and does its job. And then he repeats that, goes out, finds a crime and calls the police. And repeat. And the next time, he identifies himself as "Good Citizen" when the person on the line recognizes his voice. And the name sticks. And Izuku keeps it, thinking of it as a way to keep his identity safe. But one day, 'The Good Citizen' calls the police on a group of men beating up a guy. And next he stops a man from harassing a girl.

The mens who beat the guy are part of a powerfull gang and their high-rankers discovers that the person who reported them was the same person who has been making several reports. The old man who harassed the girl was an important member of the HPSC, whose arrest creates a huge scandal

With this he successfully angers the villains and the HPSC all at once. Next week there's a bounty on 'snitch's head. And an arrest warrant for the vigilante who is 'an enemy in the making for the society of heroes'.

Then a race begins, villains and heroes mobilizing to kill/arrest one (1) well-intentioned green bean.

And, out of nowhere, this all becomes Aizawa Fucking Shota's problem.

#izuku: gotta arrest the bad guys hpsc: nuh uh zuku:tf you mean nuh uh #aizawa is not paid for it but whats new #let's pretend that tracking phone numbers isn't an thing #ok #pretend dude #(i forgot that it was a thing lol)#I used to love those fics where Izuku learned to fight and program very quickly and became a badass vigilante #Now I study programming and I feel offended by these fanfics #aint no way this kid learned all this in two months alone #I've been at this for almost a year. in a school. with a teacher. I still don't know shit #no illogical and magical hacking in this house (I'm sad he's smarter than me)#he can learn later. correctly. with a teacher. like me #im mad u can notice?#izuku midoriya #aizawa shouta #dadzawa #vigilante midoriya izuku #quirkless au #quirkless midoriya izuku #i love quirkless au. like why can he be just normal for once?#i know hes green and normal is not a thing for people whos green but guys #guys #hear me out #normal people are nice ok #im nice #(im not lol)#if anyone writes this tag me so I can tag my friend moon. She's begging (literally)#She gets mad at me for not writing my own ideas lmaaaaao #boku no hero academia #my hero academia

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theelkmaiden · 1 year

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DON'T LEAVE HOT ASH IN YOUR HOUSE!!!

Okay. So. Story time about 15 minutes ago the carbon monoxide alarm went off right above my head. That's right. The thing that tells you that the air you are breathing is trying to kill you (still haven't processed it yet so bare with) and apparently hot ash gives off carbon monoxide. That's dangerous. Very dangerous. I didn't know this. Nobody in my house knew this. I had just cleared the fireplace and started a new fire like 6 hours ago. And this entire time its been slowly burning without combustion properly and has been eating up all the oxygen in the very cold English house (which we've just had to open all of the windows to).

We have a child and two cats living here. It's midnight. I was about to go to bed. If that alarm didn't go off, none of us would have woken up.

So please.

Do. Not. Have. Hot. Ash. In. The. House.

#important #life hack #fire #fireplace #open fire #fire safety #seriously dont leave hot ash in the house #also keep fires with a safe and consistant airflow #otherwise you could die and not realise #im not joking

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good-beans · 5 months

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I've snuck a few lines into posts about Fuuta being tech-y because it's fun and easy, but let it be known I don't think he actually has any notable tech skills. He's not good at hacking, or finding people, or even hiding his own online presence. He gets by, but that's it

#milgram #fuuta kajiyama #all we see is him use twitter - a mobile game - and an arcade game #his doxxing was very rudimentary: take a pic of her house and post it. no searching or stalking or hacking #hes just a simple normal guy #rose posts

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ghostedtea · 1 year

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vee with a lil’ vee

#no shading cuz i am a hack #vee noceda #toh #the owl house #fanart #art #owl house

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just-an-enby-lemon · 9 months

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The old research squad all have special slightly illigal information acquiring skills: Tim with flirting and manipulating people (mostly police officers) into telling him stuff, Sasha with hacking and well Martin never worked in research (i do think Sasha did between artifact storage and the archieves) and is mentioned to not have the right credenciais and while that likely means the most formal things like writing proper reports, typos and random academic information it makes sense at least in season one that he doesn't have a research problematic skill but that still raises the question what was Jon special and slightly illigal research skill and my suggestion is: invading private property.

All of them do it, but Jon is the one that has the most sucess in doing it without being caught ( I mean "suplemental I invaded Gertrude's house" and I just rly don't remember he being caught once) also there is a non-zero chance that the reason the cops were the ones returning wandering baby Jon back to his grandma was because at eight and younger he was already invading places.

#tma #s1 archives crew #tim I took the cop on a date and convinced them to show me information not avaliable to the public #Sasha I hacked the goverments database #jon I invaded their house #martin i made tea #tim stoker #sasha james #jonathan sims tma #martin blackwood

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this-cannot-continue · 11 months

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omg! world's most hyperspecific self-indulgent crossover just dropped! (it's the locked tomb. it's a nier automata tlt au.)

#look im mentally ill about both of these series ok? ok.#2b9s are soooo necrocav to me #eighth house because uhhhhhh. ok fine its because i wanted an excuse for them to keep their funny little blindfolds #BUT ALSO i think the spirit stuff is a good stand in for hacking and theres a lot of potential w/ soul siphoning. you know. for suffering.#although it would be funny as hell if 2b was second house and 9s was ninth #second or fourth house honestly might be a better fit but i think the religious overtones of the eighth r interesting too #unrelated ill take any excuse i can to put 2b in masc outfits #i really do think i am uniquely ill about this game ANYWAYS read tlt it goes so hard #nier #nier automata #tlt #the locked tomb #fanart #crossover #my art

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