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#hes so edgy over here like okay bro we get it
joshusten · 27 days
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if I don't ask you to doodle president lasko moore a.k.a. imperium lasko a.k.a. the sexiest man in two universes... people will wonder. they'll send out a search party. they'll be all 'frenchie, sten is doing doodle requests and you didn't ask for an imperium lasko, are you sick?' and I'll have to be like 'no' so I better ask.
please can I have an imperious, vain, vile gorgeous academy president? pretty please, with echo on top 👉👈
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"I'm done playing, dear. Last chance to open the fucking door."
AAAAAAAAAAAA LMFAO THIS IS SO LATE but FRENCHIEEEE yes ofc u can have the imperious, vain, vile gorgeous academy president!!!!
idk why i kinda made him look like hes gonna start junko posing (im just chronically online)
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PUTTING THE NEW PAGE INTO THIS ASK AS WELL FOR GHE FIRST TIME BECAUSE THERE IS A LOT TO TALK ABOUT WITH THIS PAGE SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME HERE
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Ima start with the first panel because there’s already so much in that one single panel and it is gonna drive me nuts!
So first up, we have “Secret” Chaotix meeting room. Yes, this place is apparently being kept a secret from the public eye. This could be due to the Chaotix having to handle a bunch of super deep and disturbing cases that, if allowed to spill out into the public, would be catastrophic! Not in the sense that it would destroy the world or anything like that, but it’d certainly ruin their reputation as detectives! Don’t detectives irl have these kinds of cases too…? Or maybe I’m thinking too hard on this and it’s just the place they meet with their friends whenever Eggman does something stupid? Who knows.
I do know though that it looks beautiful and it looks like they’re actually in a room which, as an amateur artist myself, can only dream of achieving!! It looks so cool! I just… I adore your backgrounds and I can tell you put a lot of love and effort into making them, so please give yourself a pat on the back!
And maybe I’m reading too much into a single panel.
But that’s not all that we get to see!!! (No I’m not talking about the Chaotix even though I REALLY wanna talk about the Chaotix cuz they deserve more love and I’m so glad they’re here THANK YOUUUUUUUU) YEAH THAT’S RIGHT, SONIC IS FULLY CONVERTED TO DARK GAIA SONIC LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well not fully converted, but we can clearly see that it’s taking a huge toll on his body! Not only are the markings now visible on him during the day, but it also seems to be siphoning his energy…? Kind of…? I mean, Sonic has been out cold since “Killing” Omega, and usually he wouldn’t be so out of it otherwise. And I can see a little tiny X over his Gaia eye, so… I’m not too sure, but what I am sure of is that this is BAD for Sonic. The poor guy is gonna have to deal with not only being corrupted during the day, but also at night, and that cannot be good for his psyche. It was bad enough when he had to be in a completely new body for just the nighttime, but now it’s for both day and night in its own way, and… Gosh, this is gonna be torture for Sonic once he wakes up.
Okay now onto the actually lore panels because there is so much to uncover but BEFORE WE GET INTO THE LORE PARTS OF ALL THAT LEMME JUST POINT OUT HOW PISSED SHADOW LOOKS IN THE SECOND PANEL BRO LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO PUNT CHIP INTO THE SUN FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER AND HE IS JUST SO OVERPROTECTIVE OF SONIC IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY I LOVE THIS ANGSTY EDGY BOY SO MUCH BUT I WANNA KNOW WHAT IS GOING THROUGH HIS HEAD RIGHT NOW WHY IS HE GLARING DAGGERS AT CHIP WHAT DID THIS LITTLE CREECHUR EVEN DO TO YOU SHADZ
Okay back to the lore-
So, im still gonna call Light Gaia as Chip because I still see a cute adorable fluffy fairy in those big brown eyes and I think he deserves a real name. Anyhow, Chip now is aware of him being a literal god. He says he regulates the day and Dark Gaia regulates the night. This kind of makes sense. Chip handles the sun and DG handles the moon. Think Luna and Celestia from MLP. And similar to those two as well, Dark Gaia got out of control like Luna did and created an eternal night. But this doesn’t really explain the planet splitting into a million giant pieces. (Not literally a million) Nor does it explain Chip losing his memory. Chip claims that whenever one of them falls out of line, the other will be there to pull them back together. Does this mean Chip or Dark Gaia have lost their memory before? Have the events of Unleashed happened before? How do they reign the other in?
These questions are probably gonna get answered in the next page lmao what am I doing-
Everything else is kinda sorta spelled out to us which I think is a good thing, since Chip is, in the story, explaining all of this to a group of people who had no idea about any of this for their entire lives. The poor Chaotix just got roped into this, they just want their pay. So with that in mind I don’t know what else to really cover…? Maybe I’ll notice something later on and just start spamming you with questions, who knows. For now I’m SUPER DUPER EXCITED FOR THE NEXT PAGE LET’S GO THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN CANNOT WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK
hell yeah do look out for the new page on monday :3 i love ur little big analysis its always the highlight of my week to see one
btw this goes out to evecryone but the whole scene has a lot of moments for everyone else than sonic and shadow so we are winning
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lemonadehtwooh · 10 months
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just curious, if you were to ship Hector with anyone in FGO (as in...not Andromache or your Mastersona obviously), who would it be and why?
Oh! You wound me with eliminating two of my finest options! XD okay so I actually had to go through the list of Servants in FGO because I actually have no idea! So I have made a list of what I think would be suitable options for shipping him with.
They're are mostly men because FGO seems to not have a lot of women characters who I could even possibly headcanon to be around his age, unfortunately (which being at least around his age, or being able to be headcanoned as such, was one of the traits that was a must to be added to the list). Welcome to Bisexual Hektor Time and also the fact I spent over an hour trying to make a list for this XD
Also anyone and everyone in this list, I can see being friendshiped with Hektor more than anything XD
First, we have Boudica. Reasoning being that they have similar vibes in backstory, also I think they both would enjoy some peace. I think they would have that domestic fluff dynamic. A very peaceful dynamic. Honestly she has the most potential for shipping with him imo, if I had to choose someone
Next is Benki. They both give that moment of wanting to get out of training. I feel like they would have a bromance XD I don't think they would even talk about it, just one day they both sorta realize they're in a relationship and both are fine with it. That's the vibes I think they would give
Lord El-Melloi II (the older one with long hair and smokes). Honestly they give more of "smoking buddies" vibe but ig I could work off of that. With Hektor's carefree attitude, they could probably give that "opposites attract" dynamic XD
I was going to add Saint Martha to this list but I genuinely can't remember why. Maybe someone else can do the thinking for me XD Same with Leonidas? Idk why he's on the list. Someone else can do the thinking for me on that
Next, Georgios. Honestly I just think they would chill. Honestly I'm personally a slight Georgios simp, so that may perhaps be skewing my perception on this XD. Dynamic wise, I think they would have a peaceful life type dynamic, sorta similar to Boudica. Georgios could use Hektor as a model for pictures XD
We have Hassan of the Cursed Arm, but honestly I think they would just be bros more than a bromance. They have that "uncle" vibe ig, which makes me think they would get along. But honestly they're giving a friendship vibe
Out of a joke, I added Miss Crane to the list PURELY out of the idea that she could make him hats. Because he's "Hektor of the Gleaming Helm". XD I rate this crackship: hats/10
Another purely friendship I have with him is Francis Drake. I think they would be buddies. My brain just doesn't have the capacity to romance them, imo. They're friends uwu
Now, here are some ships I personally don't ship and also don't understand the ship for:
Hektor X Achilles. I can see the liking for enemies to lovers, but they lack too much of the respect that is essential for enemies to lovers. I also like their pettiness towards each other too much XD they're so funny to me. Definitely not a ship I personally would enjoy, though. Also it ignores that Achilles already has a boyfriend: Patroclus (lol). Fate give Achilles his boyfriend When
Hektor X Mandricardo. Look, I know in my head that Mandricardo is an adult. But. He gives me too much of an edgy kid vibe XD he reminds me of myself in middle school a little too much XD. He just seems emotionally/mentally too much like a teenager for me to see the appeal, it just feels wrong to ship him with Hektor due to that. But I also can somewhat see why people would ship it. He's one of Hektor's top simps. I can respect him for that frfr XD
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no okay i need to tell yall ab that guy. and more importantly how fucking much of a coward and a blind mfer i am.
yes im obsessing over a guy ill never see again thats beside the POINT. and theres a small chance id see him in a future convention in the next years, so. like, i see hot people all the time, yk thart dumb stereotype of ace ppl being cold and shit? ya no i am not interest in fucking but i am a bi mess at heart. falling in love every 3 fucking seconds. and i remember those cool ppl for a while but he, yk the butterfly thing? ya, that, im getting that, so i gotta get this off my chest.
so like, you know how fairs are, you got the tables with people seeling stuff and what not, he was in this one together with another person that was selling genshin related stuff and like i think they were paired cus they both got an anime art style and also just the vibes?
idk anyway they were also selling pride flag stickers. we're talking alt style person so he was dresed mostly all black and he had this sick ass eye makeup on, think new batman movie but more edgy mixed with like the people that like to cosplay vikings so they put a fuckton of black eyeshadow around their eyes but the borders were spikey like when people do corpse paint. i dont have time for a ms paint rendition so use your goddamn imagination
so we go to the table/booth? is that considered a booth? idfk, i get a genshin pin from the other person, the classmate i was with got a pride flag sticker from him and you gotta take in consideration, im not a backpack girlie. i stopped years ago putting them bitches on both of my shoulders, no i dont know how i havent developed scoliosis yet so its been a year i just bought a shoulder bag big enough to be annoying but not enough to put everything in.
listen totebags are cool but i need pockets and more space, im sorry. i think we need to address the fact that the straps dig into my shoulders and there's seriously not enough space. so he says something like "cool/nice bag" and i dont hear him at the start cus fair=music and voices going on and like bro was majestic so i needed few secs anyway to process what he could possibly say to my dumbass and im like ah thanks and mentally go into gay panic as we walk away to go look at other stuff. and the contact cards thingies with websites, social accounts etc.? ya i started collecting them so everytime i got to these events i take one from each and every person but i dont read them mostly in the moment and OMG I SHOULD HAVE.
because with this mfer? i never talked again for the rest of the event. yk when your eyes go back to someone in particular in a crowd? ya that. i do that alot. i did that a lot. but not talking, not approaching people, just like "you look so cool and interesting to me rn but i am not socially skilled so ill just admire you from here in a way i hope you wont notice cus this is not a romcom and id dig myself a grave. why do i say i should have read the little contact thing? yall, his account nicknames contained the word killjoy. i could have fucking went "oh killjoy? is it some reference to mychem?" AND I COULD HAVE DONE TWO MORE SECONDS OF CONVO. second reason why i should have: to check his socials and see whats the vibe NOT in a stalker way like those ppl that fucking spend weeks reconstricting the entire life of some guy. and if i checked his social, i would have found out he's a ftm person.
now, i talked about blindness at the start. because i fucking looked at this guy, dressed like that, literally selling pride stickers, most common white transmasc haircut ever and i was like "ya thats just a metal straight man i guess" I AM A FUCKING IDIOT "oh but what would have changed if you knew he had the trans swag" nothing but it's fucking HARD even when you're in art school finding people more similar to you in THAT sense, its like yo, i know a bit of whats like going through that. and also i wasnt expecting it cus he just fucking passed so good? like his confidence and attitude felt so much like just something a cis guy has, walking around the world, it's the type of shit that you dont feel like you could ever obtain? idk if im making sense rn, but ifykyk. its also just fuckky i was so fucking blind like no bestie!! mfer is in the community you're just an idiot.
so ya, morale of the story i need to learn how to socialize in the most basic way, im not even talking about flirting, just fucking normal comunication goddamn it.
also that bag gets me always compliments and i don't use all the potential its "attractive people magnet" power has, as demonstrated by this anecdote.
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auspiciousotter · 3 years
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The M6 as Zelda games
(Moving some stuff over from my Insta and here is the first of my headcanons)
Asra- Majora’s Mask
I was tempted to give this one to Julian because: dark, edgy, fan favorite, but after some thought I liked this one better for Asra.
The game deals with grief and loss, and the different ways people handle it. Asra is someone who has dealt with a lot of loss in his life, and maybe doesn’t have the best way of processing it? (Like glad I’m alive again but bro…)
The game itself starts with Link searching for his dear friend, much like Asra searching for MC.
Julian- Twilight Princess
Of course I still had to give him an edgy game, he’s an edgy boi XD
This game deals with duality as its theme, in particular, the idea of light/dark and how that relates to good/evil. Darkness is shown as not being inherently evil, but like light, having the capacity for both.
This is something that I think Julian struggles with, the idea that he is tainted by darkness, but still a good person who deserves good things, especially when transformed into birblian (cough like wolf link cough)
Nadia- Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity
I was tempted to do Breath of the Wild, because I felt like Nadia had a lot in common with that Zelda, but she’s not really the focus of that game. Thankfully there was a spin off that explored it more!
Let’s see, we have a this princess who is interested in technology, wants to prove herself but feels she isn’t being taken seriously by her family, and is overcome by guilt for not being able to save the world around her.
She also has that sort of commanding presence Urbosa has. (and they're both gorgeous)
Muriel- Breath of the Wild
Okay so, this is kinda the closest we get to just simple living Link. He can just wander the world, maybe build a house, pick up chickens, pet some dogs. And if you use an amiibo, you can even get a wolf companion so...
Also, it’s up to the player how involved they want to be with the story, how much they want to engage and help other people, but connecting with others does ultimately make the final battle easier. It’s not quite the same lesson as it is with Muriel, but it’s sorta close.
Look I just want this poor man to be able to have a nice relaxing life okay, and this one was very set your own pace.
Portia- Wind Waker
Probably the easiest choice.
Adventure? Check. Pirates? Double Check! Cute as can be? ALL OF THE CHECKS!
Also it’s canonical that Portia would go to any lengths to protect her brother so if he had gotten kidnapped by a giant bird, you can bet she’s gonna go kick some fowl butt.
Lucio- Ripened Tingle’s Balloon Trip of Love
Okay hear me out!
For those who don’t know (because this was not released in NA or Europe) this story is about a middle age man who gets transported to this fairy tale world in which he’s the main character, and the goal is to woo all sorts of maidens and dance with one at the ball. He totally believes that he’s more important than he is, but most people actually find him disgusting. Also he has a troupe of equally incompetent companions (cough courtiers cough)
In all games, Tingle is considered spoiled, immature, and a disappointment to his parent. Also in Wind Waker he basically forces slave labor….
Lucio (but for realsies)- Skyward Sword
Specifically I think he has a lot in common with Groose.
He thinks he’s the main character, the hero who’s gonna save the day and get the girl. Is definitely a bully and gets away with it too.
In the end, he changes character, becoming less full of himself, taking a backseat to the real hero (MC). He helps in the ways he can, and ends up being crucial to beating evil, but not in the lead role he’d imagined for himself.
(He also has a lot of that Midna from TP energy in having a selfish agenda, but after receiving kindness learns to care more, but Julian already claimed that game)
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banigarubug · 4 years
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Boys (Corpse x MALE!Reader)
VERY excited for this prompt! here is where i acknowledge corpse irl is straight: (pause to acknowledge). and here is where i write a piece of fiction that corpse has expressed he’s ok with!
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Please do a Corpse x male!reader - if you write for males but if not then GN will be okay ^^ - where reader is very edgy, wears techwear 24/7 and is taller than Corpse.
I’m not seeing enough male reader/GN fics where the reader is just as edgy if not edgier than Corpse—
you met corpse at a gas station, but he’s still cute. no corona ;)
warnings: minimal food talk, maybe swearing but i can’t remember lmao
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The day you met Corpse had you both stopped in your tracks.
Well, admittedly, Corpse was more so. You pride yourself on being able to keep it together, but Corpse has always been a dweeb who just tries his best - and often fails - to play it cool. This was obvious from the moment you’d met him, literally bumping into him at a gas station as you were both on your phones walking towards each other.
Your phone survived the accident, but Corpse’s clattered to the floor. You tore your eyes away from your screen as soon as your bodies made contact and immediately picked up his phone from the floor. “I’m so sorry,” you said, inspecting his phone. It’s fine, save for one long crack across the top left, thankfully missing the front camera entirely. You handed it to him, and finally noticed him staring up at you with wide eyes. “I’m sorry,” you repeated, confused.
He cleared his throat. “All good,” he replied, voice muffled just slightly by the fabric mask over his mouth. It’s deeper than you’d expected, and you startled a little at it, but he didn’t seem to notice. “Uh, it’s my fault too.”
“Well, you know,” you replied, shrugging. “There’s no place like twitter dot com.” You quirked a smile as you flashed your phone, displaying the Twitter timeline open on the screen. 
He laughed, opening his phone to show that he’d been on Twitter too. “Uh, I’m Corpse,” he said.
You smiled at him, maybe more bashful than intended. “Y/N,” you replied, sticking out your hand to shake. “Nice to meet you.”
“You too,” he said, and as your hands met, a blush threatened the outer corner of your cheeks. His hands were… really nice. “Even if you broke my phone,” he teased.
You laughed, already feeling the tension between you two melt. “You’re just as much to blame here, Corpsie.”
As it turned out, your cars were parked next to one another’s at the pumping station, so you walked there together. You talked the whole way through picking up an armful of candy as he got a collection of energy drinks apparently for him and his friend Dave, and you kept talking while you finished putting gas in your car. And then you kept talking afterwards too, until Dave reached over and shouted out the open car window, “Dude, just ask for his number already!”
You grinned and Corpse blushed. “I’m sorry,” he said, turning to you, but you shook your head, still smiling at him happily. It was cute. “Look, if it’s too forward, I’m really sorry, but - I don’t usually get along with people this easily. Maybe we could… do this again?”
“Sure,” you agreed easily. You told yourself it’s only because you didn’t mind it, not that it was too hard to say no to that hopeful look in his eyes and that you didn’t want to forget how cute he sounded when he laughed. “Give me your phone.”
“You might crack it again,” Corpse replied, but he handed you the phone anyway. You rolled your eyes as you typed in your number, adding a heart next to your contact name.
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A week later, after texting and calling and FaceTiming nonstop, finally he asked you out. He took you to get boba, and you had dinner at his place, and when he dropped you off at yours, he stood on the front porch, only a few inches between you.
“I had fun tonight,” you said. There was something exhilarating about it, how he craned his neck to look at you, eyes scanning over your face nonstop like he was trying to read something off of your skin. To break the tension, you softly added, “Even if you did keep making fun of my pants.”
Corpse laughed, a breathless thing. He reached out to pull at one of the straps hanging down, letting it fling back gently against your leg with a dull smacking noise. “I just don’t get why there’s so many straps. And pockets.”
You leaned in. You told yourself - and later, him - it was because you wanted him to shut up about your stupid pants, but you and Corpse both knew the truth.
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When Corpse asked if you would be his boyfriend, you got the upgrade: access to the streamer room. You’d known, in your dating period, that he was an ‘internet personality’, as he very vaguely described it, but the lack of details he was willing to share discouraged you from sleuthing around on the internet. Of course, when he finally let you in a little more, thanks to his million followers, you blended in. Nobody knew that you, the random account simping in his replies, was the same guy whose hand made its way into Corpse’s Instagram stories more than once.
Your favorite thing maybe ever was seeing when Corpse posted pictures of him holding your hand. Most of the time, you didn’t even notice him taking the photos, but it was sweet, how your nails matched and he had sweater paws while you had tattoos. Even as a faceless YouTuber, it meant something to you that he was still proud of your relationship. His fans got a kick out of it too, nicknaming you Corpse Boyfriend.
But now, the real boyfriend test. He invited you to stream with him while he played Phasmophobia. You would talk to chat and ghosts as needed, and Corpse would do most of the heavy lifting. Of course you were nervous, but you never let on about it.
Well, Corpse knew you pretty well. When he asked if you were sure you were ready, and you said duh, bro, of course, he said, “Don’t bro me.” (He still kissed you though.)
“Corpse Husband, did you bring Corpse Boyfriend?” Corpse read aloud from the chat while they were waiting to get started with the game. “You guys have been hearing rumors? Well, lucky you, I did! I want you guys to meet N/N.”
“Hey,” you said, smiling at Corpse. “I wanna start my presence on this channel by telling all two hundred thousand of you that I’m taller than Corpse.”
“That’s the most important thing?” Corpse laughs at you. “You’re like, maybe two inches taller.”
“Don’t lie to your fans, Husband. You’re at least three inches shorter.”
“Two,” he insists playfully. “And that’s the hill I’ll die on. Boyfriend.”
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A few days later, when Dave comes over to hang out, you make him measure the two of you and force Corpse to post the lines on the wall as evidence. Three inches, he captions. Boyfriend wins :(
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plos bros
summary: From time to time Wolffe and the mechanic of the wolfpack steal time to share kisses because their relationship has to be kept a secret.
request: Hi! Can I request a mechanic!reader with the lovely Commander Wolffe please ❤ ~ anon
pairing: Commander Wolffe x Reader, Sinker, Boost
warnings: fluff, secret relationship
words: 870
MASTERLIST REQUEST RULES
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The sun is just setting on Naboo the moment she leaves her tent behind. Most of the clone soldiers are awake and performing their duties. So (Y/n) does the same and clutches onto her toolbox.
Someone calls her name and a shiny stops the mechanic in her steps. He is holding his helmet at his side and shows (Y/n) a sweet smile. To her surprise he has the significant wolf painted on the helmet. He must have been very brave on the 104ths latest mission to earn their symbol.
“Could you take a look at my gunship? It makes this weird sound during takeoff“, the clone asks slightly edgy and gestures to the hill where they currently keep all their gunships. Of course (Y/n) nods and follows the shiny pilot. He tells her his brothers call him Stardust.
Together they climb the hill and arrive at the makeshift landing place. The first rays of the sun touch the numerous gunships and paint them in a golden glow. Stardust leads the best mechanic of the wolfpack to his assigned ship with a grin.
But before (Y/n) can even start her diagnosis on the gunship, the laughter of other clones distract the two of them. Stardust greets some of his brothers and nods at the Sergeant of the 104th. (Y/n) does the same but she hugs Sinker instead.
“Wolffe should be here any time too“, Sinker tells the mechanic with a cheeky grin and winks at her. His helmet is laying where all the others are piled up. The embarrassed lowering of (Y/n)s gaze confirms Sinkers suspicion.
The second Boost appears the awkward situation is gone. (Y/n) greets the clone with a heartwarming hug and laughs at his excitement of her presence. As (Y/n) looks over Boosts shoulder during their hug she spots the Commander of the 104th and her smile widens.
Just like every other clone she greets Wolffe with a hug but this one is longer and above all tighter. She whispers a declaration of love in his ear.
“Will you help us paint the gunships?“, Sinker asks the mechanic with a bucket full of paint in his left hand. Boost is standing next to him with smaller pain buckets and some brushes. With a glance towards Stardust (Y/n) shakes her head because she promised him to take a look at his ship. Almost every clone sighs but soon they turn towards the first gunship to let go of their creativity on it.
Stardust leads (Y/n) to his gunship and starts it to show her what the problem is. Quite quickly the mechanic figures out what is wrong and starts working on the ship. After some time she realizes the shiny pilot gives his brothers longing looks. He wants to join their fun so (Y/n) tells him its okay to leave her alone.
The mechanic gets lost in her work until rumbling from inside the gunship startles her. Slowly she gets up and enters the cargo bay, only to get pulled into a hidden corner. Then she feels someones lips on hers but before she can try to push the stranger away she realizes its her love - its Wolffe.
“I missed you“, the Commander breathes against (Y/n)s lips and with one arm wrapped around her waist pulls her closer to his chest. Today he isn‘t wearing his upper armor so the mechanic can feel his warmth and muscles.
“Wolffe. Your brothers will miss you“, (Y/n) says as her lover deepens the kiss and lets one of his hands wander under her shirt. His rough fingers draw circles on her stomach.
“They can manage five minutes without me“, Wolffe returns and kisses a trail along his secret girlfriends neck. One of her hands wander to his cheek and caress his scar. The clone takes a deep breath but shows no other sign of discomfort, at least he is finally with his love.
Heavy steps echo through the gunship and before the two lovers can even part, Stardust whispers (Y/n)s name with panic in his voice. His eyes are wide and the brush falls from his hand. Wolffe straightens his back and steps in front of his love. Stardust swallows hardly because of his Commanders angry glare.
And then Sinker enters the ship as well. He looks more alarmed by Stardusts presence then Wolffe and (Y/n)s messy looks. With a growl the Sergeant of the 104th turns to the new pilot and points a finger at him. “If you tell anyone about what you just saw, I will be the death of you, do you understand me pup?“
Wolffe looks over his shoulder as his brother drags Stardust out of the gunship. (Y/n)s scared expression turns into a laughing one. She would have never expected Sinker to be so overprotective over the relationship of his Commander and mechanic. But she is grateful for that.
“Come! Let me show you what we did the last hours“, Wolffe takes his girlfriends hand and softly pulls her out of the cargo bay. Together they walk to the wolfpack who are still painting a few gunships. And as the lovers stop in front one of them, (Y/n) sees what exactly they have painted.
Plos Bros.
taglist: @lightning-wolffe @gwenebear @skippyhopperwisdom @jojos-trooper @rex-meshla
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scorpionwins · 3 years
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DUDE WHERE IS MY HEAD CANNON FOR MY BABIES JANG AMD SEONG 😡???
Me, vibrating with happiness: WELL SHIT SINCE YOU ASKED,
Holy fuck im such a bitch for the tough dangerous bitch falling for the soft cutie bitch trope. Like.
Jang Deok-Su would look at Seong Gi-Hun being his compassionate, kind, pure (semi) self, and being like. Bro stop. I'm gonna fall in love with you dude, quit it, it's not funny, stop it bro
Surprise surprise, he falls for that adorable menace of a man
Jang talking his boys' ears off about how fluffy Seong's hair is, but like, under the cover of threat. ''Look at that fluffy mess on his head. Bet it won't look that silky and soft wrapped around a fist. It probably smells like apple and flowers too- " and they're like, bitch it's been 3 hours, release us or we go on a strike
SEONG IS THE ONLY ONE WHO STANDS UP TO JANG?? The scene where Team Thug is cutting in line for food except Seong marches over there, pokes Jang in his chest, (the actor who plays Gi-Hun is 5'4. Yes I am insane over it) " You punk- can't you see there's elderly people here?? You're sturdy, why don't you share that with people who need it?"
That's how Jang and his team end up having a mini picnic by Seong's bed.
Except for Han Mi-Nyeo. Gi-Hun noticed she was mean to his edgy daughter and noticed the looks Ali got and was like, " my bed is a bitch free zone, you don't qualify "
Sang Woo is immediately like GIN HUN, why did you invite these thugs over???? They can't be trusted, -
Gi- Hun is like, bitch you're here for tax fraud, frankly the only enemy here is capitalism. Now shut up and give Ali your eggs
Jang is so smug about that. Him just slinging an arm around Seong's shoulders while looking at Sang Woo directly
Jang would be so jealous. Definitely of Sang Woo, because Gin- Hun praises him, the genius of whatever the hell, all the time. And then there's Ali, the gentle giant Gi-Hun stays up until late to comfort about his missing family and listen to stories of bright moons.
(Jang likes Ali tho change my mind)
NOT TO MENTION GIN-HUN IS BASICALLY SAEBYEOK'S DAD SJS
Seong making both of them get along
Bc okay- absolutely not trying to justify Deok-Su's treatment of Saebyeok, it was fucked, but in the scene where they're reunited in the game quarters, what I've noticed ( currect me if I'm wrong tho) is that he never mentions money. Which, for a person like him, would be fairly important.
He only mentions the fact that he helped her when she needed it, thought her stuff, and then she left. It sounded a bit like Jang was left behind, or in his own words, crossed by a friend that he trusted
So that being said Gi-Hun, Jang and Saebyeok found family
Saebyeok cornering Jang after a game. He helped Gin-Hun win, or saved him, and that's not like him. She has such a flame in her eyes, dull with temper and sparking protectiveness, the most emotion he's seen in her. " Don't do that. Don't take care of him just to get what you want. He's not that kind of person."
GI-HUN WEARING JANG'S TRACK SWEATER
SHARING A BED TROPE. Jang goes up to Seong, " My bed broke, we're sharing" Seong accepts. There's empty beds all around them. Everyone thinks they're helpless pining idiots.
They both have pretty as fuck hair, they be in each other's scalps like crazy
They're this meme too: " Aren't you tired of being nice?? Don't you just wanna go apeshit??" " owo"
Making promises while staring at the ceiling, pretending the shadows of reflectors are stars, which they both miss, strangely enough, more than gambling. Maybe because they know there's a chance of not seeing sky again. " If I win this thing, I'm not taking the money. I'm taking YOU."
Seong smiles. In the dark, no one sees it. Jang still thinks it's bright and more sunbeam than anything. " You're really bad at investing, then. That's proof you've never been married."
" I wouldn't mind. Not if it's you."
Secretly holding hands until the last second
Pet names. Don't think I haven't read your fic - Jang calling Gi-Hun princess cleared my skin. Gi-Hun would call Jang "honey " and you may quote me on that
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yelena-bellova · 2 years
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i’ve collected enough of my thoughts. here’s my multiverse of madness review….spoilers below.
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I didn’t like it. And that bums me out to say because I was genuinely excited for this one.
It felt very rushed. With how much was being advertised, I figured the movie would be darn near Endgame/Infinity War runtime. The first half hour of the film moved way too quickly and it felt like it.
The dialogue. Bro, this is Marvel. I know they can write better than this. There were so many lines that had me cringing a little. “I’m not a monster, I’m a mother.” Ugh, they severely underserved their characters in that department.
The multiverse. I’m actually shocked at how little of it we saw. I figured we’d be jumping rapid fire between timelines, but we really only spent time in two of them. Kind of disappointing with how much Marvel hyped it up.
On that subject…Marvel severely oversold the concept of the multiverse and the havoc it would reek. Loki introduced the concept in action and we all have held our breath for nearly a year. Spider-Man NWH also broke it open and made it seem like all hell was about to break loose. It was all culminating towards MOM! To have them only visit two universes felt like a tremendous letdown after everything they’d built it up to be.
The cameos. Here’s the thing…I think we as fans expected too much. There were at least ten rumors flying about from Sophie Turner to Tobey McGuire and everyone in between. However, Marvel also told us to expect a lot of cameos and to only have the Illuminati was a bit of a letdown. Not that I wasn’t ecstatic to see who we saw, but this is another aspect of the movie that Marvel oversold.
The third act for me was actually underwhelming and frankly, weird. The whole souls of the damned thing, especially Strange harnessing them to fight Wanda, was truly weird. Not ground-breaking or edgy like it was advertised, just weird. Look, I’m a Christian so the whole demon thing had me making crosses over my chest. But even if I wasn’t, it was just a really strange avenue to go down for the final battle.
The score, I will say, was phenomenal. Danny Elfman has never played a wrong note in his life and he continues to do so. Loved getting to hear his work again!
Okay, now onto the characters themselves…
Strange felt like a secondary character in his own movie. He isn’t my favorite by far and his first movie isn’t great, but I still was coming into this ready for some Strange. You can tell the writing team spent more time on Wanda then they did Strange and that was disappointing. I did love that he was still a quick witted douche with a heart. Him letting Christine go broke my heart. “I loved you in every universe.” AH! I hope they find some way in the next one to get them together somehow.
Wanda…oh, where do I begin…They screwed her up. Look, I didn’t watch WandaVision because I know they were going to get into true witch stuff and I don’t vibe with that. But still, she remained one of my favorite characters. But they completely messed up her arc. To turn her from someone repentant for their sins to a woman ready to kill a child to get her way was way too hard of a turn to take so quickly. While I understand she was the villain, there is such a thing as making the villain too dark and I think they did that with Wanda. Killing the entirety of the Illuminati, trying to kill America (again, a child), it wasn’t compelling. It seems like Marvel just thought up “oh, let’s make Wanda the villain. We don’t know how and it’s going to feel a little forced but hey, it’ll look cool!” When she “died” I was shocked, but actually think it might be good to step away from her character for a while. I know after killing Charles and Captain Carter, I don’t want to see her anytime soon 😂 With how much hype she had in the time since WandaVision, they need to let her breathe for a while lest she become overrated. All in all, really disappointed with how they handled her villainy. There was a lot of potential there for her to be great instead of bowing to sensationalism.
America Chavez was fine! I don’t really lean a specific way on her. I didn’t fall in love with her, but I didn’t dislike her. It’ll be interesting to see what they do with her.
Wong, the voice of reason in every scenario haha
JOHN KRASINSKI AS MR FANTASTIC. LET’S 👏🏻 GO 👏🏻
Seeing Hayley Atwell actully in the Captain Carter costume was just 😍😍
Loved getting to see Professor X do his thing, if only for a moment.
So…I have no clue who Charlize Theron was and what it’s leading into but honestly, I was hoping for a post-credit scene that lead into Loki. I wish it would have felt a little more connected to the current MCU storylines we have going on rather than starting another one.
All in all, I’d give it 3/5. I think there is such a thing as being too ambitious and Marvel definitely was with this one.
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emmys-grimoire · 3 years
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Lesson 51 analysis + 52 predictions
Eh I decided I had enough time and stuff in my head to write this out now.
The Book and the Flower
The book they found and the flower are too coincidental for them not to have any significance in the upcoming arc, so lets analyze them.
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A little on the nose. Satan names his kitties after artists. HE LIKES ART, and the books in the library happen to be about art. He remarks that they’re all much more aligned with his interests than the ones in the actual House of Lamentation, except for one...
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Geraniums have different (and sometimes contradictory) symbolism dependent on their color. Pink geraniums were supposedly used in love potions. The owner of the library may have someone they admired, or maybe the book is a metaphor for Satan himself.
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This may be alluding to the Bible verse Matthew 14:31:
Immediately Jesus reached out his hand and caught him. "You of little faith," he said, "why did you doubt?"
We are undertaking trials named after the seven heavenly virtues in order to earn our Sorcerer’s license. We’ve already knocked out temperance and charity, so it may be related to whichever trial this is supposed to be.
Generally, the verse encourages holding onto faith even in the most tempestuous situations, so my guess would be this is the trial of patience. This promises to be a Satan-heavy arc, and he’s the Avatar of Wrath, so he would be a good candidate to assist in that endeavor. Simeon is also the wielder of the Wrath glowstick. It’s angry bois all around!
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Strangely enough, Simeon is insistent on moving onto finding Luke and Mammon at this point, and Satan doesn’t get the chance to skim through the actual contents of the book. It’s a little uncharacteristic of him because he’s generally pretty laid back and he doesn’t seem to be in any particular rush to get out of past once when step into it: he’s willing to faff around with the angel brothers first. He does realize this isn’t searching for Luke and Mammon, right?
So an alternative interpretation is that Simeon really did just conjure all this up for Satan like he later accuses, and reading that book might have dispelled the illusion sooner than he’d like. And he’s just a really good actor telling the “okay” lies. But for this to work Barbatos would have to be in on it too... and I can’t see him having that ulterior motive. His arrival at the cafe is pretty timely, though.
It’s probably just the banshee, and Simeon is just being opportunistic and trying to get Satan to work through his problems along the way. Since he actually likes this period of time, he may not be in a great hurry to leave.
Beelzebub’s Hunger Pangs
In this lesson we learn that Beelzebub is growing quite the appetite and he and the brothers are confused by it. They have good reason to be, because Beelzebub wasn’t a glutton when we first interacted with his past angel self!
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This leads me to believe MC meddling with the past may have unintentionally triggered something in past angel Beel that’s unravelling in his timeline. Michael warns us about this effect after he fishes us out of the past the first time. It doesn’t seem like it’s something he can reverse.
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I think he means this past Beelzebub is now reacting to our presence in this particular timeline, and we’re jumpstarting the demonic impulses now, sooner than they would normally manifest. In our timeline, he may have let himself go after he fell. Whoops.
The angel bros are also quite certain they know MC now, and “Sully”, which could also mean there’s some kind of transfer going on between their past and present selves with MC at the center, and that might affect how the future unfolds. Which is... not necessarily good.
Compare and Contrast: Simeon vs. Lucifer
We learn that Simeon is very at home in the time period he steps into. He loves the air, and he admits this was the brightest spot of his life.
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Simeon was a Seraphim alongside Lucifer and Michael in this period of time. They’re implied to be the rulers of the Celestial Realm, and though Simeon still seems to answer to Michael and Lucifer, he was still close to the seat of power and he was likely involved in determining how the Celestial Realm functioned. It’s implied that the Seraphim spent most of their time in the Celestial Palace: Simeon having fond memories of the time spent there means he enjoyed whatever it is they do there.
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Buuuut... I think this may revolve around his affection for Lucifer and Michael more than any of the other Seraphim. It’s implied that he and Michael have a long history together, and that likely applies to Lucifer as well; I think they grew up and climbed the celestial ranks together. He was demoted after the Great Celestial War for reasons left unexplored so far, but it’s telling that functionally his position hasn’t changed and he’s still answering to Michael -- and as far as we know, only Michael. And not all the time lol.
In contrast, Lucifer seems to have tried to mentally bury all his Celestial Realm memories. He acknowledges it wasn’t all bad but those memories for him are far and few in between. He sure as hell doesn’t like to bring them up or discuss them, and will flagrantly lie about it when someone tries to pry some kind of sentiment out of him.
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My guess is that Lucifer, and possibly Michael, have a unique relationship with their lovely father that resulted in trauma powerful enough to completely eclipse all the good times Lucifer may have had in the Celestial Realm. Lucifer outright hates making himself vulnerable in any capacity, so he turns from a metaphorical peacock into a metaphorical porcupine when the Celestial Realm is brought up. He can tangentially discuss it with Simeon and MC, though, however sparsely. He will not reminiscence about it in any other setting.
His brothers might have been the only thing that kept him sane through all that, whatever it was. Considering how much Michael seems to miss the brothers, too, it may have been the same situation with him. He and Lucifer might have shared some good ol’ traumabonding that no one else could really understand, but they might have come to entirely different conclusions on what needed to be done about it.
Demons becoming more angelic…?
In a hard mode lesson in Season 2, Barbatos confronts Lucifer about how much he’s changed and what it might mean for the future. In the context of that season, we’re led to believe that this is referencing the upcoming conflict between him and Diavolo: a conflict implied to force Lucifer to choose between his love for his brothers or his loyalty to Diavolo.
Only that doesn’t really happen in Season 2.
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Similar to how MC may be triggering demonic changes in the angel brothers, there’s evidence MC is making the present demon Lucifer more angelic. It doesn’t actually stop here, either.
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Lucifer doesn’t immediately revert back to his old self even after he regains his memories after his bout of amnesia. Just how he regained them might be noteworthy, too: it was only after Michael invaded our dreams and left in the wake of the Ring of Light ‘choosing’ MC.
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This ability to tug the brothers back and forth along the angel/demon spectrum could be something Michael/Simeon might be keen on taking advantage of to get Lucifer and the brothers back. If angels can turn into demons, then logically demons can turn into angels. We do remember Michael is plotting something, right? And whatever it is, Simeon specifically is being used to carry it out (Luke likely is too clueless to really be of much use in this regard).
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What I do know is this isn’t a game that’s going to outright vilify the titular Christian archangel or the sexy nowdateable, so regardless of what it is, it’s more likely to end with reconciliation more than anything else. Diavolo’s exchange program requires cooperation with the Celestial Realm, and I think Michael eventually becoming an ally is the only way it could work. Would not bet on daddy being interested, and I don’t think Simeon is gonna stab everyone and take over. This is a harem otome, not an edgy shounen anime.
Also I want my Luke content, damn it. I hope he shows up in the next lesson and gets to faff around with the angel bros, too. I’m afraid they’re going to shove him off until the very end in favor of Satan x Lucifer bonding part 3. It’ll be difficult to fit TWO meaningful character arcs in one lesson, but I’m hoping they try. Why set up all the inner conflict in Luke right beforehand, otherwise?
Don’t let me down, guys.
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SO i just finished wonder egg priority and i think that with confidence i can say it has been one of my favorite animes like... ever ?? and not even from hyperfixation or obsession over it just... its so fucking real yet so simple in a way that i havent rlly seen shown in any other shows you feel ??
but first i wanna talk about how sexy the art and animation is real quick... HOMIE ITS SO GOOD LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT JUST... serotonin... the characters are all so unique and iconic and fun but not over the top in their designs yknow ??? they seem like regular every day girls but they stand out and theyre all sO CUTE !!!! also i love how the style is like this soft bubbly slice of life lookin stuff with bright happy colors and the most beautiful scenes you could find but they also have the SICKEST fight scenes complete with whimsical animal helpers and terrifying villains and crazy weapons unique to each character. and the animation. god DAMN shawty i am obsessed with everything in this show. i might make a post solely about the art later lol bc i wanna get into the other stuff.
so the themes in the show right ?? it starts just as this cute lil magical girl kinda deal but within the first episode we see that like.. oh damn... thats kinda heavy... tbh i was a little shocked and thought about stopping bc yknow bad mental health BUT i was so intrigued that i had to keep going and i am SO GLAD that i did. because this show just so beautifully discusses all these heavy topics in such an eloquent and artistically expressive way. and also like, , the juxtaposition of the charming childlike vibe with bright colors and 14 yr old girl protagonists against the dark themes of suicide and so much else,, i think is just perfect. bc a lot of heavy animes are more of the seinen genre and have some middle aged dude as a protag or make the entire color palette dim or offer little relief to the pain of these heavy themes right ?? but NO not wonder egg bitches B) because these problems arent just things that ppl face later in life or just problems that need to be talked about among adults or the edgy seinen watching squad,, these are REAL problems that face people of every age, gender etc and i think its awesome that wonder egg addresses that. some may cringe at the thought of their high schooler watching animes that discuss sexual harassment, suicide, abuse, self harm, eating disorders etc,, but in reality it is the most comforting thing i have ever come across and is basically jsut free anime therapy. because not only does wonder egg present these themes to the viewers as something real that happens to all kinds of people (making said people feel heard in a way that maybe they hadnt before), but it also makes sure to vanquish all of these forms of trauma. and the way the trauma is vanquished isnt always beautiful and it isnt always just magically gone with a poof. the struggles of overcoming or living with that sort of thing are shown in such a real and relatable way that addresses every hardship trauma survivors have to go through. and i just. god i cry bro. 
oh m y GOD and the lgbtq+ rep in this show ?? like shawty... as soon as i saw episode one i was picking up on some gay/lesbian themes but then again im sapphic and project that a lot so i tend to see that sort of stuff like... everywhere... but NE WAYS... episode ten made me FUKCING CRY BRO LIke i cant believe there was a whole trans character with a whole trans pride hoodie like LKGHKDGH my heart is just so.. so fucking full thinking about him. bc like yeah i know there are trans characters in anime but i feel like theyre always very ambiguous about actually being trans or not or erased or portrayed as a harmful stereotype or theyre constantly misgendered and still refered to as their assigned gender at birth and i hate it. HOWEVEr... Kaoru.. *chefs kiss* it was so amazing to see a character straight up say “yeah im trans” in such a casual yet powerful way bc i personally have never seen that before. and i love love loved how he went into his backstory and talked to momoe about gender bc i think thats what she rlly needed and that it helped her find herself and it makes me so happy oh my god,, and the way they talked about it never seemed forced or like it was the focal point of his existence yknow ?? like yeah he existed to help momoe overcome some of her trauma but he also just existed to be HIM yknow ?? also... personally, i headcanon momoe as a trans girl even though i dont remember it being explicitly stated plus the school scenes of her and stuff would seem like they suggest otherwise ??but,,, SHAWTY THE AMOUNT OF SUBTEXT and her complicated relationship w gender is... something i feel like a cis girl would not go through so harshly yknow ?? with all of the questioning and feeling detached from femininity or feeling like ppl dont see her as an actual girl and only like her as a guy or for her masculine traits,,, but dont take my word on this bc i myself am a cis girl but that was just my take on it as someone in the lgbtq+ community trying to educate myself on the transgender community :) either way,, wonder eggs portrayal of momoe and kaoru and the way that momoe becomes so passionate about expressing herself the way she wants to as a girl is just... good lord im gonna cry its so perfect,,,.so ... i just love this show way too much. i also am honestly super lost about the relationship btwn acca and ura-acca ?? bc i was gonna mention ura-acca as a canonically gay guy bc when i was watching i interpreted ep 11 as him being in love with acca and being jealous of Azusa (bc i mean,, they lived together (i swear to god there was only one bed in that apartment) and had a daughter together and def loved each other and also when Frill said they were husbands and then when ura-acca said he wasnt attracted to azusa but he was def jealous of their relationship ??) but then i saw somewhere that theyre brothers ?? which would make sense ig since they look kinda similar and accas daughter called ura-acca “uncle”.. but at the same time its ANIME SO THEY ALL LOOK SIMILAR and referring to gay couples as siblings is an EXTREMELY common euphemism soooo... IM JUST LOST HERE... but yeah i tried doing research and found different things so i cant say anything for sure >:( however,,, if they are canonically a lil fruity for each other... when frill refered to acca as ura-accas husband i imploded dude you never hear that sort of wording in anime.. but if theyre related i am so sorry. 
god this is so much longer than i planned it to be oops but i also love the theme about like.. relying on friends to help carry your weight but at the same time not becoming completely dependent on those friends and using their support to learn how to love yourself and rely on yourself yknow ?? bc that is exactly what healthy friendships look like. bc i think ai sort of had a codependency thing goin on with koito maybe ?? but now she has a whole squad of funky friends that are so so different but all struggle with different kinds of trauma and although they fight over it, they always get through it with each other together. and they push each other no matter what to be the best versions of themselves and they teach other that getting hurt is okay because theyre always gonna be there to pick up the pieces no matter what happens. they can give each other space when they need and adapt to meet each others needs but theyre always able to balance it out with their own needs and thats such a beautiful thing in friendships especially at their age like damn i wish i had that maturity when i was 14 but no all i had was depression. another thing is that through these friendships you get to see all the different sides of each girl; you get to see them being strong or a shining light to their friends when theyre hurting but you also get to see them being hurt and weak and allowing themselves to be on the receiving end of the comfort. their friendships allows them to have weaknesses but it also allows them to highlight their strengths and thrive off of each others. I LOVE FRIENDSHIP DUDE
next i wanna briefly mention some of the themes connected to suicide that ive noticed. a big one is the survivors guilt that ai feels once koito is dead. several times she screams that she wishes she couldve gone with koito and she dreams of a “perfect world” where they committed a double suicide. one of the main reasons for her troubles is that she blames herself for koitos death and feels like it should be her thats dead... but at the same time she feels like too much of a coward to do anything now that koito is gone. she just has all these complex and contradicting feelings that wear away at her in ways that ppl that havent gone through the suicide of a loved one could never imagine. a lot of the times when things like this are portrayed in media i feel like its more in a way thats meant to guilt trip those that have taken their own lives and paint suicide as this selfish sin thats unforgivable but... not only does wonder egg reject that idea and instead portray it as a heartbreaking tragedy with,,, so so many terrible reasons, but it focuses on the feelings of ai separate from koito without blaming her in any way. not once did i feel like the show antagonized koito or that ai blamed koito for doing any of this, but they simply mourned her loss and touched on ais reaction towards the event but separate from koito herself if that makes sense. and i think that discussing survivors guilt without painting koito as the bad guy is something so beautifully done in wonder egg that can really resonate with those that have lost a loved one to suicide and have struggled with these same things.
okay i think this is the last thing ill mention,,, but HOMIE THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE BIT AT THE END. I AM. OBSESSED. i am such a whore for anything about the multiverse okay n e ways...,, not only did this make a super epic trippy ending of season one and add a little bit more magical girl whimsy to the show,, but it had such a powerful message. from the perspective of og ai,, finding out that you killed yourself in another world is... i mean its definitely not a surprise but at the same time it rlly makes you think how close og ai herself couldve been to that point and what decisions led her out of that dark place in her life. if i were in her shoes i would be terrified and id cry bc the thought of going back to such a dark place and actually going through with something like that is my worst fear and probably something that ai fears too. but at the same time,,, think from the perspective of ai two !!! like yeah its true that theres this awful terrible version of ai that dies but theres also a whole version of ai that is a superhero magical girl fighting off monsters to save countless ppls lives !! and she has a badass lizard and a gang of awesome friends !!! at first i was worried that ai two would be jealous of og ai and compare herself to her and feel inferior but like.. THEYRE LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON AND CAPABLE OF THE SAME THINGS !!! and ai two realized that !! just within the span of one episode, she went from the version of ai who took her life,, to the version of ai jumping in front of a friend to take a bullet for them and save their life. and that just inspired THE SHIT OUT OF ME. i think that ai was sent another version of herself to sort of beat her own worst enemy yknow ?? those doubts and fears that shes no good or that shes that same bystander from episode one and that she hasnt changed at all. but getting to interact with her parallel self and see her grow was just what she needed to realize that while yeah sometimes the worst thing can happen and things can be terrible but on the other hand sometimes the most wonderful thing imaginable can happen because she has the power to do either. 
so im gonna go ahead and stop rambling bc i got all my thoughts out that i wanted to for this post :D but yeah lol i might make another if i feel like it sometime. long story short: this show is perfect and it is going on my favorite of all times.
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umm.. is it ok to ask for tokoyami fit of him and his s/o waltzing in the air at night??
Of course! Sorry, it took a hot minute- I like to keep *reader* quirkless for self-insert reasons, so for a while, this fic was....well....
I had Hawks carting Tokoyami around while Tokoyami struggled to keep hold of the reader... There was no dancing, they just dangled there like turds in the wind while Hawks sings Belle Notte from the ‘Lady and the Tramp’ spaghetti kiss scene to try and set the mood for his birb bro...ಠ_ಠ
If you don’t get what I mean, I made a visual for you:
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Luckily I remembered Uraraka- Idk why I forgot about her in the first place- but here, I present you with a SFW fic of about 1000 or so words......*Drumrolls*......
MOONLIGHT WALTZ
Moonlight streamed through the curtains of your open window to reflect off your tv screen. The night was warm but you huddled under your fluffy comforter, using it to cover your mouth and muffle your giggles. 
Popcorn peppered your corner of the sofa and scattered the carpet below but your attention was rapt on the screen before you. You leaned forward to catch the lyrics of your favorite song, keeping the volume low so as not to alert the dorm of your guilty pleasure. 
Thumbelina, your favorite childhood movie played in your room at least once a month.  
You knew every word and song- you still cried during the scene where the fairy prince is caught in the ice. The movie held so many pleasant memories you couldn't help but indulge when the mood struck.
Rustling hit your ear from the side but you ignored it, grasping the remote to turn up the volume a few precious notches as your favorite song started.  You blushed, scooting to the edge of your seat to sing along with the movie.
“Let me be yoOouuur wiIiIIingssss! Let me be your ooOOoonly loOoove!” You were tone-deaf but that didn’t stop you from belting out lyrics. “Everything your dreEAaammMming of will soOoOon be- SHIT!”
You shrieked, tumbling headfirst off the sofa in a popcorn covered heap of blankets and limbs.
“TOKOYAMI!”  Your boyfriend stood by the door holding his beak as he trembled with laughter, Dark Shadow was no better as he rolled on the floor with a transparent hand clasped over his mouth and a fist smacking against the floor. “When did?... How long have you been standing-”
“THE WHOLE TIME!” Dark Shadow burst with laughter, you curled the blanket over your head wishing you could crawl into a hole. “The whole- Your singing! Oh god, babe!” Dark Shadow feigned wiping tears from his glowing yellow eyes.
Your relationship with Tokoyami was only a couple weeks old, and you had forgotten he was coming over to study tonight.
You were too humiliated…
“Dark Shadow, enough!” Tokoyami was the first to collect himself, his clothes rustled as he made his way towards your spot on the floor. “Sorry, there was no answer when I knocked and I-”
“It’s okay,” You mumbled, “But, can I be alone for a little bit?”
Your face burned hot at being caught singing along to a cheesy children's movie, you were thankful they couldn't see you. You adored Tokoyami and Dark Shadow, they were so cool and edgy- as their girlfriend- you wanted to be the same...
“Of course, take all the time you need.”  The weight of his hand rested warmly on your head for a breath before disappearing, fading footsteps signaled his retreat.
“Don’t take too long,” Dark shadow threw back, “we will be waiting.”
The door clicked shut.
Your eyes water, you couldn't help the sniffles that followed. Your relationship was so new and Tokoyami was so edgy… You had never seen him be anything other than cool and collected.
��Would he still want you after seeing this goofy side of you?
You sat on the carpet, your blanket draped around you like a thick veil as your emotions ran their course, Thumbelina played on in the background, the music bittersweet.
KNOCK, KNOCK!
“L/N, you okay in there?” Uraraka’s familiar voice pulled you from your thoughts, you yanked the blanket off your head gathering it around you like a shaw.
“Yeah, I’m okay.”
“Are you coming out? I think Tokoyami is waiting for you.”
“I’ll be out in a minute!” You stood, dropping your blanket to throw on a presentable outfit. Maybe he had forgotten all about it? 
You pulled yourself together, being caught singing wasn’t the end of the world.  You were making a mountain of a molehill, Tokoyami and Dark Shadow liked you for who you are- told you as much the first time they asked you out. 
You fixed your hair and checked your face before rushing to the door to find Uraraka waiting for you.
“He asked me to check on you, I hope you don’t mind.” 
“Of course not!” You blush, smiling at your friend. “I’m ready!” You walk past Uraraka and make your way to his room and knock on his door.
“Come in, Babe!” Dark Shadow’s voice rang out. You opened the door to the most 90’s emo room you had ever seen, spotting Tokoyami and Dark shadow on the balcony.  You approached him with a shy smile that faded into a blush as he wraps his arm around your waist. Dark Shadow kissed your forehead with a smack before wrapping his transparent form around your body like a frigid snake.
“Ehem.” You startled at the sound behind you, shocked to find Uraraka had followed you into Tokoyami’s room. 
“Uhhh.” You cling to your boyfriend, your brow furrowed as you stare at your friend. “Is this an unsubtle way of asking for a threesome?”
“Hyo!”
“Pfffft!”
Uraraka and Tokoyami choked and sputtered as Dark Shadow popped his head between you, “Wouldn’t that be more of a foursome, babe?”
“No, that’s not-”
“No, no, no, I’m not staying!” Uraraka leaps forward to smack Tokoyami and you on the shoulder hard enough to knock you both back. “My job is done here, your welcome, have fun, bye!” She shouts before sprinting out of the room and slamming the door behind her.
“What just- whoa!” Your feet leave the floor and you flail weightlessly about the room until Tokoyami anchors you with a hand. You turn to him, finding him floating beside you with a smile on his face.
“I asked her for a favor,” he mumbles, “I figured you could use a date more than a study session…Earlier, we didn’t intend to embarrass you and we want to make up for it.”
Dark shadow nods before disappearing into the bedroom to retrieve Tokoyami’s phone. Your favorite cheesy Thumbelina song starts to play and you squeal, giddy with excitement.
Tokoyami bowed, grinning as he offered you a hand, “Care to dance?”
“I would be honored.” You make your best attempt at a gravity-free curtsy before taking his hand with a bright smile. He kicked off of the balcony dragging you into the open air behind him.  Looking back, any trepidation about floating disappeared as you noticed Dark Shadow kept you both anchored by hugging the balcony rail.
 You floated high, illuminated by the blue glow of the full moon, Tokoyami’s warm arms circled you in a loving embrace as the two of you swayed the night away in your best imitation of a proper waltz...
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hihihhi i'm here to be nosey about "strings attached" 👀
CARESE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE HI!! Oh gawd strings attached is actually something I have a whole two scenes written for hehe, welcome to my wild imagination (aka where everything began for these two) 😌
You oppose the stranger’s body with a push, but with the scarce space in the bustling crowd and his unmatchable strength, you’re left resisting without a way out. “Move, you asshole.” 
“Nah, I don’t think so.”
“I said move-”
“Looks like she doesn’t want you, dude, back off.” In a flash, all you see is a tall, brawny back clad in leather, stood in between you and the stranger with a disapproving hand. His ruffled, blonde-hair with a light undercut is hard to mistake, even more the familiar timbre of his voice.
“I was just talking to her, dude. Don’t need your shitty input.” 
“Either you get my ‘shitty’ input or my knuckles in your face. Leave her alone, jackass.”
The drunk stranger huffs as he eyes Jungkook menacingly, but Jungkook’s eyes challenge him back, sharp irises communicating his rebuke.
The sleazy man flashes you a dirty look before he disappears in the crowd, leaving you to finally breathe. 
Jungkook whirls around to you attentively, his pretty face adorned with a concerned look. “You okay? Did he bother you a lot?” 
“I’m fine, thank you.” You let out a breath of relief, the worry slipping off your chest. “You really saved me, I couldn’t find my brother.” 
Jungkook’s dewy, pink lips contort as if in thought, canvassing his brain for information on your brother’s whereabouts. His silver earrings dangle in the strobe lights, rings glinting as he brings a pensive hand to his chin. 
“I think Jimin’s in an exclusive room. You know him and vodka.” Jungkook shrugs, peering down at you. “Why were you looking for him?” 
“I want to leave, actually. I don’t think I can be here anymore.” You felt an ache in your heels, head throbbing with the little food and alcohol in your system, let alone the heat of all this proximity.
Jungkook’s eyes flash with tangible worry, running his tattooed hand through his blonde hair. “Fuck, was he that annoying? Damn, okay, let me call Jimin for you.” 
Jungkook fishes into his pocket for his phone, deft thumb gliding over his screen to tap Jimin’s contact. In all but watching him an animated bar-goer next to you contacts your shoulder and you falter into Jungkook’s body with caution.
His muscular arm steadies you, all of a sudden his taller frame caging you against the bar counter absent-mindedly, shielding you from other raving party animals.
“Jimin? Yeah, hey. I’m with your sister. I don’t think she’s feeling well..” You don’t really focus on the conversation, the bass of Jungkook’s smooth voice drowning out as you catch a constant, delicious whiff of hid Old Spice cologne.
You peer up to find his perfectly carved jawline, blonde hair set to fall sexily around his face and the column of his throat a hard distraction. It was always funny how near intimidatingly captivating Jungkook was; the harsh lines of his irresistible tattoos, the shape of his kissable lips, prominent veins in his rough hands, and yet those big, doe eyes of his always betrayed his rockstar, edgy look. 
Your eyes meet his broad chest, pecs protruding from underneath his white t-shirt that slimmed down for his sculpted S-line figure; and the small, silver chain around his neck does absolutely nothing to deter your unabashed, stupid ogling.
Maybe your stupid, or maybe your just have fucking eyes. Jungkook is, and always be the most attractive person you’ve ever laid your eyes on, he has been ever since he was 13 and you were 10. 
But it’s a shame, a real Goddamn shame your smiley, extraverted older brother befriended him and brought him home like a pretty present you could only ever see in passing.
Could only admire from afar. 
“Don’t worry, I told the dude to fuck off but I don’t think Y/N-oh, woah, watch it, will you? There’s clearly someone sitting here.” Jungkook admonishes the person next to you as he secures his arm around you protectively, suddenly much closer than you thought he’d be. 
“Oh shit, really? Fuck, I mean, I don’t mind bringing her home. Sure, no problem, bro. I got her.” Jungkook assures Jimin on the other line, bellowing a pretty laugh when your brother evidently cracks a joke at something.
“I haven’t been drinking tonight, so I can drive her home. My Jaguar is sexier than your fucking Acura, anyway.”
You feel small compared to him, small in a way that leaves your buzzed insides constricting, chest manifesting that Godforsaken fluttery feeling you just want to swallow whole.
He’s just so close.
“Alright, see you later.” Jungkook ends the call, tucking his phone away and adjusting the lapels of his jacket.
He instead fishes for his keys, presenting them before you with a raise of his brows and a friendly grin. “Shall we get going, your highness? Your chariot awaits.”
You scrunch your nose at the little tease, eroding into a thankful smile as you regard him above you.
“Of course, my knight in shining armour, lead the way.”
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WELCOME TO KNOX FREAKS OUT OVER A SHOW 
Today we will be watching Monkie Kid Episode 9
Monkie Kid Spoilers for episode 9 below the cut along with a lot of caps locks and screaming lskdmfamfd 
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A WALL OF WORDS I LIKE TO TALK
*cracks knuckles* 
AIGHT
BUCKLE UP HERE WE GO 
ALREDY DYING AND I HAVEN’T EVEN PRESSED PLAY 
KLDMFOIAWEJLAKFDASFLAJFAWIOFMSAFDMAIWOEFASF 
OPENED IT, HERE WE GO AAHHHHHH SLDKFMAWOIEFASDF 
Prepare to be angsted slkdfmawoif 
aaAAAHHHHH THEME SONG SLADKFMAWIF
Can I just say the theme song makes me so happy? sdlkfawoief I LOVE IT SO MUCH SLKDFAWOIEFASD Animation is incredible as always—
THEME SONG ENDED AND THE TITLE CAME UP AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE SCREAMING AND/OR RUNNING HELP ME I’M FINE LSKDFMAWOIF 
IS HE—
SMASHING
THE
THE MURAL 
I—
SLDKFMAWOIEASLDF BRO????? 
WUKONG?? BUDDY???? YOU OKAY????
MK I LOVE YOU KLSDMFOAIWEF 
Y’ALL WUKONG IS NOT OKAY SDLFMWEOIALKSDFSA SOEONE GIVE THIS MONKEY MAN A THERAPIST 
“MONKIE KID!! NOT CONSTRUCTION BOY” LSDKMFAWOIEJAKLFSMDAF I LOVE YOU KID SDLFAWOIEMALFD 
Wukong: *casually spins staff the entire time MK’s talking* LKASDFMAWEFM
GLOWY EYED WUKONG HELP AND FLAILING AND DYING AND SCREAMING I LOVE IT WHEN CHARACTERS EYES GLOW THEY LOOK SO METAL YO LLASKDFAWOIE
I was gonna ask why he wasn’t using the miracle staff to demolish the thing. Much faster lskdfmawoiexm 
WUKONG IS SO EXTRA MY GODS SLSKDMFAOWIEMSLKDF 
MK: I am READY for some AWESOME 
Wukong: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA 
EVERYBODY SHUT UP
DAD WUKONG IN THE HOUSE 
“I’m never gonna teach you something you don’t need to know, okay?” 
I—
why did that line hit me hard? LOOK MAN, HE GOES FROM MONKEY UNCLE TO SINCERE DAD IN 0.2 SECONDS AND I’M LIVING FOR IT LKFDOWIEF 
“Now this priceless ancient mural ain’t gonna destroy itself—“ 
LOOK HE JUST CARES A LOT THIS FUNKY MONKEY DAD
I LOVE HIM SLKDFMAWIEOJALDF
MK
MK OH MY GODS
MK: “A monster attacking the city? That’s TeRriBLe. Daaaang.” LSKDMFAOWIFM KID I LOVE YOU WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS KFLSMFOIAWF GO HELP YOUR FRIENDS PLEASE LSKDFMAOWIFF 
“I guess I have to do some boring hero stuff instead of… this.” WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS 
THIS UTTER DORK I LOVE HIM DSKFL AWOEILADSF 
First of all, metal looking bad guy lol 
“Sorry, Monkey King was making me do boring stuff. That the bad guy? BRB” YEAH THIS IS NORMAL FOR THEM KSMALFOIAWELSDF 
P-PIGSY 
PIGSY YOU TRIED TO DO WHAT LSKDMFWOIERJQWGJA;IFOIWFMASDF 
WITH A SPOON
HEAVEN HELP YOU, YOU CRAZY GARBAGE MAN NSMDFOIAWEJLSDF 
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON THIS IS AMAZING AND OUCH THAT MUST’VE HURT LKSDMFAWIOMADSF
SANDY WHY ARE YOU SO DRAMATIC STOP WEEPING AND GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL 
I LOVE HOW THEY’RE MIRRORING EACH OTHERS POSITION, THE SPOON AND THE STAFF I’M WHEEZING LSKADFAOIWEF 
NO
NO IT’S NOT MONKEY KING I CAN TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW
THAT’S NOT MONKEY KING WHAT IS HAPPENING
IT LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY
STAFF
PURPLE STAFF?????
NEW PHONE WHO DIS??????
ANOTHER MONKEY??? 
SIX SOMETHING DUDE????? I THINK I REMEMEBER ANOTHER MONKEY IN JTTW SHADOW???? HE ALL DARK IS THIS THE SHADOWPEACH GUY I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BECAUSE I’VE BEEN AVOIDING SPOILERS LIKE THE PLAUGE?? HELP ISALFDMWAOEIAFD 
ALKFAIWOEASFD
EDGY BOY AIGHT SLKFMAOWIEM
OH
OH WOW HE JUST BLASTED THAT SUCKAH 
SDLKFMAWEIMA;FA;IOWEF 
I—
LSKDFMAWOIEOIGJLSDFMASF
DID MK JUST FALL OF THE FREAKING BUILDING?? KALSDFMAOWIEMSFD
YOU CAN’T GO TWO SECONDS WITHOUT FALLING OF SOMETHING???? BRO??A LKAFMIW0EMASF 
OH THAT’S SO AWKWARD
SAKLDFMAOIWELASDFAIJGAFD 
BRO I FEEL YA 
MK
MK DUDE I FEEL YA
MISTAKEN IDENTITY IT HURTS SOMETIMES LSKDFMAWIOASDF 
YES, YES MK IT IS AWKWARD LKFAMWOIEASLDKF 
THIS GUY LOOKED SO BAFFLED WHEN MK STARTED TALKING I’M WHEEZING SLKFMAWOIAF 
MK: YEAH MONKEY KING! *slips* AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Edgy Monkey: O_o???? 
I LOVE HIS SCARF WOW SLKDFMAWOEFS 
I—
I LIKE HIM???? 
WHAT IS THIS????? 
“Yeah ha ha, i get that a lot” 
THE CROUCH 
100% A VILLAIN OBVIOUSLY BUT LIKE BRO?? 
ALSO, I THINK I CAN ALREADY GUESS WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN HERE LKSDMFAOWIEAKLDFMASDF 
Big awesome tough baddy shows up and is all epic after good dad tries to teach lesson on responsibility? PLEASE SLKDFAOWIF I KNOW THIS TROPE SDLKFMAWOIEF 
HE’S SO CHILL RIGHT NOW 
WHY ARE YOU EVIL 
WHY
NO
MK’S SO HAPPY TO BE RECOGNIZED 
WHY IS THIS EDGY MONKEY’S SMILE FOND BACK OFF BRUH, HE’S ALREADY GOT FOUR DADS— 
NOT TO SAY HE SHOULDN’T HAVE MORE BUT THE POSITION OF CHAOTIC MONKEY UNCLE DAD HAS BEEN FILLED PLEASE MOVE ALONG ASLKDFMAWEOIMF 
*SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE* 
SIX
I KNEW IT 
I WAS RIGHT 
THS IS SIX GUY, SIX EARED I FORGOT I THOUGHT IT WAS SIX FACE BUT IT’S SIXED EARED I’M SCREAMING I KNOW THIS GUY OH HECK NO LKSMDFAOWIESADF 
Aight no joke tho his outfit is sick yo 
I love all the clothing designs in this show they’re sO COOL LOOKING. AND SO MUCH FUN TO DRAW SLKDFMAWOIEMFSLDF 
Heck can’t wait to draw this edgy shadow demon jerk monkey 
HE’S SO CASUAL 
I’M CACKLING 
YOU MANIPULATIVE EVIL—LKSDMFAOWIEMLASDMF 
Not to be dramatic Muck-boy but HOW COULD YOU EVEN HESITATE TO AGREE WHEN MK LOOKS AT YOU LIKE YOUR’E THE SUN 
PLEASE
HOW DO VILLAINS STAY EVIL WHEN MK EXISTS 
HE’S SO VILLIAN VIBE DUDE I CAN’T EVEN—THE CAMERA ANGLES THAT ARE BEING USED I’M DYING AKLMFOWAIELKDF 
OH
OH WOW
HE JUST INSTANTLY PLASTERED HIS FACE ONTO HIS BACK
MINE NOW
LKSAMFOIWEJO;AIWJG;OIFMWO;IREASKDFASDF 
BRO 
BRO OH MY GODS
DUDE
DUDE 
WOW
THE AUDACITY 
YOU DARE— 
That jacket gets fixed right? 
aslkdfmaowiemfamfd 
WOW THAT IS SO CONCERNING THO
MY CONCERN SKYROCKETED 
AND HE TAKE HIM TO A CREEPY WAREHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE
MK I LOVE YOU BUT I WAS RIGHT YOU HAVE NO STREET SMARTS WHATSOEVER LSKDMFAWOIFMSDF 
“I was expecting more.” 
“I can do better!” 
D:
D’: 
HE LOOKS SO CRUSHED 
THIS KID REALLY SEEMS TO THINK HE’S GOT TO PROVE HE’S WORTH SOMETHING TO PEOPLE AND THIS SIX EARED FOOL IS GONNA MAKE IT WORSE I’M CRYING SKLDFMWIEOASDMF 
THE ABSOLUTE SILENCE IN THE BACKGROUND. 
NO MUSIC. 
NO SOUNDS. 
JUST THEM. 
HOLY OMINOUS EMPTY VIBES I’M HURTING ???
“Stop holding back” 
“stop trying to be nice” 
OH MY GODS THIS IS SUCH BAD VIBES 
BACK OF BOYO 
*wraps MK in a burrito blanket* HISSSSSSSSSSSS 
OKAY 
THE JACKET THING
FREAKING  ME OUT DUDE
I AM CONCERN WHAT’S HAPPENING 
TAKING HIS POWER???? 
TURNING HIM EVIL????
MK CAN’T BE EVIL HE’S TOO BABY FOR THAT 
SAVE THE CHILD LKSFMWOIEMSDF 
WOW
WOWOWOWOWOW
WOW THAT’S SO INTRESTING THOUGH!!!!
He starts small, this is so crazy and it actually happens like this, WOW THE WRITERS ARE INCREDIBLE 
He starts out small with what MK want’s to hear “stop holding back” then he tags on “stop being nice” once he starts listening. Then it escalates and keeps going, he gradually goes from “gain your full potential” to “your mentor is holding you back, don’t trust him” and putting a wedge between him and Wukong, getting him away from the good influence than straight up once he’s gone there just goes right to “you ARE a weapon.” LIKE BRO?????????????? 
OH MY GODS I’M DYING SLKDFMAWIOEFM 
THIS IS REALLY WELL DONE???? HE’S SO MANIPULATIVE I’M SCREAMING 
WUKONG
INSTANTLY SUS
RIGHT AWAY 
THIS IS IMPRESSIVELY ANGSTY 
HOW MUCH ANGST CAN YOU FIT INTO ONE EPISODE??????
I’M NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH
SLDKFMAWEOJOIGJWEMASDF 
WUKONG
HE’S SO OFFENDED 
BETRAYED 
“—RUNNING AROUND WITH OTHER MENTORS?” 
OH MY GODS DUDE SKLDMFAWEMSDFMAOISDFMAS 
HE’S SO OFFENDED LKSMFAOIWMF 
I can’t laugh tho because i’m so concerned alkfmoqidf 
MK
NO
WHY DOES HE SOUND SO FLAT
NOT MY CHILD NO
STAP 
BACK OFF AAAHHHHHHH 
WUKONG IS SO CONCENRED. 
“your body can’t handle it—“ 
“YOU’RE JUST MAD SOMEONE’S ACTUALLY TEACHING ME WHAT I NEED TO KNOW!” 
Me: *flashback to when Wukong tells him “I’m never going to teach you something you don’t need to know, okay?” * OHHHHHH MY HEART AND SOUL OW OW OW OW
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HELP I’M ANGSTING SLKDFMWOIEDFSKADFMIOAWJFLKMDF
Oh yeah, he’s totally draining his power lsdkfawoief 
I THOUGHT HE WAS CRYING FOR A SECOND 
D: 
AAAHHHHHH NOOO SLKDMFWOIEMLSDF 
PLEASE THIS KID DESERVES HUGS AND FRIENDS AND DADS WHY IS THIS HAPPENING 
PLEASE NO CRYING 
HE’S GONNA CRY ISN’T HE 
PRINCESS JUST TOLD ME HE’S GOING TO CRY NOW I’M DYING 
MK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m bouta throw hands with this monkey 
Mk looks so tired 
HE’S TAKING HIM INTO DANGER 
YOU BACK OFF FROM MY SON DUDE 
MK
LOOKS SO WORRIED 
SIX EARED I FORGET HOW TO SPELL HIS NAME ACTUALLY LOOKS SINCERE WHEN HE’S LIKE “Yeah, but now I’ve been teaching you! You’re stronger now!” It’s not even in an evil way he just looks genuine and thAT’S FREAKING ME OUT BRO SLKFAWOIF
I’M LOSING MY MIND 
THESE CAMERA ANGLES MAH DUDE 
THIS GUY IS GOOD 
HE’S ALREADY EARNED MK’S TRUST, WHICH MEANS HE CAN ACT A LITTLE WEIRD OR CREEPY, OR PIN IT ON MK AND BLAME HIM AND MK WILL MAKE EXCUSES FOR HIM AND LET THINGS SLIDE AND I’M SCREAMING 
My dear sir, all the times when Mk has said “here comes Monkie kid” it has been with a smile and excitement and joy. 
I AM NOT OKAY 
KSLDMFAWOIEMLSDF 
HE JUST SCREAMED IT
HE JUST SAID HE’S THE WEAPON 
MK NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO
HE’S ACTUALLY STARTING TO INTERNALIZE THIS STUFF 
THIS IS NOT OKAY
I KNEW IT
I KNEW IT 
I WAS GONNNA SAY THAT DEMON JUST LOOKED LIKE SIX EARD JERK AND IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG AND I WAS RIGHT I’M SCREAMING I KNEW IT I KNOW THIS TROPE OH MY GODS 
MK 
NO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
HE—HE JUST RIPPED HIS POWERS RIGHT OUT OF HIM THAT’S WHAT THAT WAS RIGHT 
NO 
I’M SCREAMING 
“You know,” *ruffles his hair* (THAT SIR, IS A GESTURE ONLY RESERVED FOR GOOD DADS. YOU DO NOT TOUCH THE HAIR.) “you really are a good kid” 
I AM OUTRAGED 
HE’S SUCH A GOOD VILLAIN WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK 
MK WILL NEVER TRUST ANOTHER SOUL AFTER THIS 
HE’S PINNED TO THE MOUNTAIN BY HIS OWN STAFF 
STAP THIS IS NOT OKAY 
NOW SIX JERK HAS ALL MONKEY KINGS POWERS
AIGHT 
WUKONG COME  HERE RIGHT NOW AND BEAT THIS FOOL INTO THE GROUND 
HE—
HE CAN’T PICK UP THE STAFF ANYMORE 
HE’S COMPLETELY REARRANGED HIM SO HE CAN’T EVEN PICK UP THE STAFF 
CHANGED HIS THINKING SO COMPLETELY HE CAN’T LIFT IT ANYMORE
MK TRULY BELIEVED THE WEAPON THING 
Okay. 
Okay I’m fine, this is fine. 
MK gets another mentor who tells him he’s powerful and that he can do stuff, then said mentor betrays his trust and laughs at him, takes away everything can do and everything that made him who he is and tells him “guess there’s nothing special about you” 
*looks into camera like in the office with silent tears* 
MK is absolutely powerless right now and probably feels terrified once it registers he can do nothing 
WUKONG THERE YOU ARE
THERE YOU ARE 
THE DAD HAS ARRIVED 
Nice entrance bro 
He mad 
I can tell you rn he maaaad lskdmfasdf 
MK’s so relieved—WHAT
WAS
THAT
LOOK 
OH WOW HE REALLY DO BE MAD 
OH MY GODS 
MK YOU ARE NERVOUS AND RIGHTFULLY SO 
Wukong: *eyes flash dangerously* 
Mk: *sweats* 
YEAH BRO LSKDMFAOWIEF 
“Monkey Kiiiiing, it’s good to see ya BUHD” I’M WHEEZING WHAT WAS THAT LSKMFAWOIEMFDSD 
YEAH FOOL
GIVE BACK HIS SON’S ESSENCE HAND IT OVER 
“you are such a gem” OH WOW OKAY 
THIS IS FINE 
HE EVIL 
STILL THINK HIS OUTFIT IS NICE
EVIL WITH STYLE 
WANNA PUNCH YOU 
REPEATEDLY 
IN THE FACE
WITH A CHAIR 
YOOOOOOOOOO
THIS FIGHT SCENE
LES GOOOOOO
I cannot wait to use this in an edit/AMV lskadmfaoiwemfsadf 
WOW
WOW THIS IS SO METAL DUDE 
THE ANIMATION IN THIS SHOW IS INCREDIBLE 
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE ANIMATION STYLE AND STUDIO EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME LKSDMFAOIWEADF 
YOOO
YO I’M SORRY 
DID YOU JUST—
DID YOU JUST—
DID THIS MAN JUST—
USE MK’S FACE I—
I’m sorry, can we pause a moment to talk about this for a second. The expression he used was wide eyed and scared. Wukong absolutely freezes I’m— 
Can you imagine how much it would hurt him if he thought MK was genuinely scared of him? HE COMPLETELY FREEZES UP FOR A SOLID FOUR SECONDS, DOESN’T EVEN MOVE, JUST FREEZES AT THE SIGHT OF MK STANDING WHERE HIS FIST IS GOING AND— 
Excuse me while I cry in a corner for a while. 
AND HE DOESN’T EVEN BLOCK THE NEXT HIT THAT COMES FROM NOT-MK 
YOUR HONOUR 
OUCH
OH
OH THAT WAS OUCH TOO
THE WAY HE STUMBLES OUT AND THEY START GRABBING HIM AND WEIGHING HIM DOWN AND— 
HE’S LAUGHING AT HIM 
NICE VILLAIN MOVE
I WANNA BURY YOU ALIVE HOW DARE— 
HE’S ABOUT TO KILL MK 
AND MK JUST LOOKS UP AT HIM WITH NOWHERE TO GO, TRAPPED, WUKONG WAY OVER THERE, WUKONG SEES THE TERRIFIED EXPRESSION—
EXCUSE ME 
HOW MUCH ANGST ARE YOU LEGALLY ALLOWED TO PUT IN AN EPISODE BECAUSE I THINK THEY’VE WELL EXCEEDED THE LIMIT
MK screaming as we see Wukongs face and just the “Kid” 
Excuse me I need a moment 
*goes outside* 
*screams* 
THE CAMERA WORK AND ANGLES AND SHOTS ARE KILLING ME 
YOU NO TOUCH HIS BOY 
*inhales* 
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have died again 
“The old Wukong would have levelled this whole mountain to beat me.” He’s not wrong salkdfmawoifmfds 
MK
DARLING DUDE YOU’RE GONNA BE OKAY MAN LKSMDFAOWIEJLKASDFM 
“KID. WE ARE DEFINITELY GONNA HAVE WORDS LATER.” YOU’D BETTER. AND NOT JUST THE SCOLDING KIND BUT ALSO THE “YOU ARE LOVED AND APPRECIATED KIND” PLEASE AND THANK YOU SLDKFMAWOIELKDMF 
MK is just watching Wukong struggle. For the first time ever he’s seeing his idol low-key getting beat up and faltering and doing everything he can to protect him and it’s all. His. Fault. 
I am not fine my good sirs slkdmfawoiefma 
“IT’S TIME FOR THE HERO STUFF.” 
INDIRECTLY CALLED YOU A HERO NOT THAT IT MATTERS BUT I’M JUST SAYING 
AAHHHHHH
NO 
NO NO
HE’S CRYING 
HE’S CRYING I’M—
MK NO
HE’S TRYING SO HARD AND CRYING BECAUSE HE CAN’T DO IT BECAUSE THEY’RE BOTH ABOUT TO DIE AND IT’S HIS FAULT AND WUKONG BELIEVES IN HIM BUT KID YOU GOTTA BELIVE IN YOURSELF 
Am I too invested in this? 
PFFT NAH SALKMFAOIWMF 
MK YOU GOT THIS LA;KMOIWMS,MFDAOIWMEASDMF;OIAWFMLF 
HE DID IT
I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO BUT I’M STILL SCREAMING 
PATIENCE 
FOCUS 
OKAY WAY TO TEAR MY HEART OUT 
THE WAY HE’S STRUGGLING TO PICK IT UP 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
1. He’s still crying 
2. STEP INTO THE STIKE 
*crying* 
I’M FINE 
I LIED I’M DYING SLKDMFAWIOEJLZMDF 
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—
SHUT UP
SHUT UP SHUT UP
WUKONG
OH MY GODS
I’M SCREAMING 
HE JUST
HE JUST
BRO
BRO
WHAT
HE JSUT GRABBED HIM
HE’S SHEILDING HIM WITH HIS OWN BODY 
HE’S HOLDING ONTO HIM AND SHEILDING HIM AND I— 
MK LEANING BACK AGAINST HIM 
EXCUSE ME I AM GOING TO WATCH THIS ON LOOP 
PAUSING TO STARE 
Wukong’s got one hand in his hair keeping his head down and shielded and the other is grabbing him and keeping him close. He’s literally invincible but his eyes are squeezed shut tight and he’s bracing himself and I’m—
That’s it, I’ve died 
I’m ded 
I will literally never stop thinking about this 
“You did it bud!! You remembered what I told you.” 
*cries* 
MK looking so sad and guilty down at the staff 
AU where he gives it up  
Just right then and there, wordlessly hands it to Monkey King. 
And walks away. 
Wukong stumbles after him like “Whoah wait, hold on, back up wait a sec, kid—“ 
“I messed up. I’m sorry. I don’t deserve your staff.” I don’t deserve you, i’m not enough— 
Wukong of course tries to give it back, and say that mistakes are normal but uh… well, we’ve seen quite a bit of MK’s character and he places a lot of his self worth on what he can do for others and how good he does. One of his clones (which was kinda like split personality syndrome right there lol) was literally obsessed with being perfect. 
Just ouch dude lksmafiwemf 
Way to make it sadder Knox laskdmfoiwfm 
OKAY I GOTTA ACTUALLY FINISH THIS LKSMFAWOIEFAM 
Thinking about MK crying again 
I’m fine 
“I’m sorry.” 
Mk
I love you 
Good job. 
He looks ready to face whatever consequences are there. Determined but sincere and still guilty but ready 
This child is too good for this world 
WUKONG
ASLKFMAOIWF
"Oh OH"
LIKE HE FORGOT FOR A SECOND
"YOU TOTALLY SHOULD BE, YOU TOTALLY TWO-TIMED ME ON YOUR TRAINING!"
Not "YOU ALMOST GOT US KILLED"
He's just betrayed he went and found another dad lskdfmaowiefm 
“I just wanted to be good enough. Like you.” 
D: 
D:< 
D’:< 
BRO
HE JUST—
HE GENUINELY THINKS HE HAS TO BE “GOOD ENOUGH” 
THIS IS NOT OKAY 
YOU DON’T NEED TO BE GOOD ENOUGH TO KEEP AROUND MK 
PLEASE KID YOU’RE BREAKING MY HEART
AND WUKONGS HIS FACE IS SHATTERED 
HE’S LOOKING AT HIM, GAUGING WHERE THIS KID IS AT AND HE REALIZED THIS IS FOR REAL
YEAH WUKONG, THIS IS REALLY HOW HE THINKS
HELP HIM 
Sighs, sits down, pulls him into a side hug and pats his shoulder, lightly reassuring, keeping it light. 
T-T 
“So… you’ll keep training me?” 
BOY DID YOU REALLY THINK HE’D—
MK REALLY THOUGHT HE’D GET RID OF HIM
THE RESIGNATION ON HIS FACE WHEN APOLOGIZED—
BRO HE WAS FULLY EXPECTING MONKEY KING TO TAKE THE STAFF AND TELL HIM HE’S DONE 
HE THOUGHT HE’D STOP TEACHING HIM 
This kid has abandonment issues and no one can convince me otherwise 
He is also ADHD 
And thinks he needs to be perfect in order for other people to want him around 
Don’t mind me just sobbing into a pillow 
WUKONG KEEPING IT LIGHT, KEEPING IT LIGHT “Of course bud!” 
Im hurting all over lkmsfiaowefm 
WUKONG WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS KLDSFMAOWEIALKSDFAOIF 
He’s all “wise old sage dude” and then he’s just like *orders noodles* A lesson? oh! Yeah sure. *chores* SWEET KUNGFU!!!?? Oh yeah sure sure bud sure lskdmfaoiwemf i LOVE THIS DISASTER MONKEY LKASMDFOIAWMFASDF 
Okay. 
I died ten times 
There is so much angsty potential I don’t even know what to do with myself and now I need to grab a blanket find some comfort food and fluff and draw MK and Wukong hugging 
OKAY BUT WHERE’S SIX JERK AT NOW--
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sparkles-and-trash · 4 years
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South Park Main 5, Headcanons Masterpost  ~
Stan Marsh 
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Looks: 
hair is actually nice and somewhat floppy naturally, but because he wears a hat most of the time, it’s usually flat and a little greasy kshdhsd
hair is that blue-ish black color
eyes is piercing ice blue 
skin is light, kind porcelain like, but he also tans really fast?
soft sweaters are the only thing he’ll wear from early autumn to late spring
in summer he’ll literally only wear band shirts and flannels lol 
Personality and General Trivia:
totally cares more for animals than most people let’s be real 
sometimes he struggles with seeing things from others point of view and ha can come across as a little self centered 
he is aware of it tho and tries to be better at it 
his instagram is filled with Sparky haha 
let’s Sparky sleep in his bed every single night even tho Sharon tells him not to 
likes reading and writing, has a tiny obsession with dark themes and Lovecraftian stuff 
he and Kenny volunteers at the local pet shelter and homeless shelter together 
the pet shelter was Stan’s idea, and the homeless shelter was Kenny’s 
wants to be edgy but is really just very soft
“Kyle said...” 
believes everything Kyle tells him lol 
enjoys video games a lot, prefers single player, story based ones tho 
also still enjoys boardgames a lot, and when the big group isn’t up for hit, he, Tweek, Jimmy, Butters and Cartman groups together to nerd it out 
has clinical depression, but is managing it with help of a therapist, his mom and friends
sometimes things gets pretty dark, but he is getting better at reaching out and asking for help in those times 
Friendships:
like I mentioned above, he struggles a bit with seeing things for other’s point of view 
but he is aware of his flaws and is trying to be better
can get a little bit caught up in his own drama, but listens when his friends tells him he needs to get over himself 
will always stand up for his friends, especially if they’re not there to do it themselves 
when he starts getting closer with Butters in early high school he gets really upset when he realizes how much he gets shit-talked 
enjoys spending time with his friends individually, probably the most of the group, and takes initiative to do so a lot 
which is very important to Kenny, since he tends to feel a little overlooked sometimes, and it makes their friendship really strong 
same with Butters, except Butters doesn’t usually doesn’t mind mainly being in a group, but the first few times and Stan hangs out alone it’s obvious he really appreciates it 
Family:
daddy issues 
sorry I don’t make the rules lol 
has a decent relationship with Sharon tho
she’s a good mom 
and he wants to be a good son 
Shelly is still kinda angry and scary
she keeps the “only I can beat you up bro” attitude and there is secretly mutual respect there
but we don’t talk about that!!! 
Ships and relationships:
okay so my main ships for him are stutters (Butters), stenny (Kenny) and Style (Kyle) 
my fav is stutters tho 
I usually head canon him as bi or pan, but as with everyone in SP, I’m open to different interpretations if different Au’s and stories! 
I just really like the idea of them learning to balance facing their issues AND celebrate the good things in life together 
I def think he can be a bit insecure in relationships, struggling with feeling like he’s not enough, and would need a partner that naturally will be affirming and positive 
that’s not to say he’s super needy or clingy, he’s just a bit insecure 
but I really think he would truly be a good partner 
he’s caring, kind and very appreciative 
which is again why I really like him with Butters offh 
Kenny McCormick 
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Looks:
sandy blonde hair that’s always messy and floppy/softly curled 
teeth is kind of crooked due to lack of funds for braces 
his front teeth are kinda big and has a significant gap 
lots and lots of freckles man 
all over his face, shoulders, back, hands and arms 
tans fast 
I actually really like him with brown eyes? like, soulful deep brown eyes 
but also very, very clear blue ones, like almost unnatural (yes that’s a mysterious thing) 
medium tall 
wears his hoodies, usually with the hood up, no matter if it’s freezing or a heatwave
not conventionally attractive, but charming looking lol 
likes to wear some eyeliner every now and then
and nail polish, but it’s like super clumsily put on and always chipped
Personality and General Trivia:
falls asleep in class a lot, but always seems to know the answer if the teacher asks him something
also has decent grades
I think he’s way smarter than he gives himself credit for, both socially and school wise 
the therapist of the groups 
actually, the therapist of the whole school 
knows a lot of secrets due to this, but he always, ALWAYS keeps them 
I see him as very friendly and approachable, but terribly hard to get close with
lots and lots of walls, man
very much an observer type? 
quietly stays in the background if that’s an option
but if he is talked too, or feels like he has something to really contribute to in a conversation he’ll jump in and be comfortable talking and taking up space if he is with friends or people he knows 
if not, he’ll just stay in the background with that.... look on his face that just makes you know he knows more than he says 
works at Tweek’s parents coffee shop, is kinda close with Tweek because of this 
zones out a lot 
“…what?” 
can fall asleep anywhere
Friendships:
is pretty close friends with Butters! 
Butters used to have a little crush on him, but Kenny didn’t find out until years later lol 
he also has a lot of patience with Cartman compared to the others
which is why Cartman actually cares when Kenny sets him in his place 
likes learning new things, and does that with Kyle a lot! 
both school and homework stuff, and things like cooking and other homey stuff, the two of them really bond with this 
him and Stan volunteer together, and I already mentioned, and that time means a lot to Kenny 
since he works with Tweek, the two of them are pretty close and good friends 
is the one of the main boys who gets along the best with Craig and those guys
actually hangs out with them from time to time, so does Butters
it low-key drives the others crazy
Family:
I often like to think his parents would keep having these bursts where they try to get their shit together? 
and it’s slow, and one step back and two backwards, but the fact that they’re trying at all means a lot to the kids after years of them... not 
I can also see Kevin stepping up and taking more charge, Kevin get’s way too little love in this fandom! 
Kenny usually never fights with his sibs
but when he does it’s with Karen, usually because he’s worried about her and it’s nor pretty
none of them can stay mad at each other for long tho
Kevin trying to be all “big brother” and kinda failing because he is chaotic, but he really wants to do right and Karen and Kenny knows that and appreciates it 
Ships and relationships:
ohhh kay here we go, unpopular opinions ahead! 
first, my main Kenny ships are Tokenny (Token x Kenny) and Stenny 
rn Tokenny is my main, I love the potential dynamics, both with their personalties and backgrounds and families 
I tend to head canon him as pan or bisexual, and demiromatic 
I know the demiromantic part is... controversial, at best 
but hear me out! 
I see him being very comfortable with discussing sexual stuff, and being attracted to someone physically is never something he feels awkward or bad about 
but when it comes to more emotional connections, he is way more awkward and fumbling 
for those who doesn’t know, a demiromatic person (like myself! surprise!) won’t have crushes or romantic feelings for someone they don’t already have some form of emotional bond with! We can still feel sexual attraction tho, and some of us are comfortable with casual sexual encounters (like me!) and others are not, and both are very valid! 
I usually have two ways of writing him 
either him being comfortable having casual sexual interactions, but struggling with the romantic aspect and having to figure out how this works for him 
OR 
him having some trauma related to debating sexually very early, thinking he was all ready and it was just sex, but getting his emotions caught up in it and being very heartbroken and confused, and therefore having issues with being intimate with people for a while 
I mix them up depending on the story, but the first one is usually my go-to! 
Kyle Broflovski 
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Looks:
he still covers his hair a lot, either with hats or hoods? 
because I really see him being insecure about it 
it’s a medium sort of red, and like, really curly and fluffy 
not frizzy, big like... big 
I usually give him green eyes, but I also could see him with a light brown or hazel! 
some light freckles on his face that only really shows up if he’s spent time in the sun 
pretty tall, kind of lanky 
d i m p l e s 
Personality and General Trivia:
big nerd energy
in every way, board games, video games, loves school, like genuinely, enjoys studying for tests, loves fantasy books, the longer and more complicated the better 
co-captain of the debate team with Wendy 
is good with arguments unless he gets too passionate on the subject, or if someone knows his weak points and uses them to tick him off
it’s usually Cartman  
his mom wants him to go to an Ivy League but honestly he just wants to go to the same one in Denver as Stan, Butters and Cartman are planning on, and now that Kenny is also considering it he seriously think he’ll die if all his friends go to the same college without him
he struggles with FOMO, which is kind of an issue since he’s a busy guy, and some of his friends are not lol 
if any one of these kids become a jock, it’s def Kyle with his basketball change my mind- 
but not like, a letterman wearing fuckboy type of jock, but like, is obsessed with his sport and his team and works really hard to do well type of jock
Friendships:
very loyal 
he and Stan walks Sparky together at least twice a week, just to be sure they’re always caught up with each other even when they’re busy with school, sports and dating
yeah they’re still super best friends 
when they started high school he got closer to Wendy as she’s also on the debate team, in all of his AP classes and they share a lot of the same interests  
they’re still good friends, but nothing more
the first time Cartman got really drunk was at a party freshman year, and at the time everyone was pretty fed up with him, and he ended up crying and Kyle found him, and Cartman thinks Kyle doesn’t remember, but he does 
that was the first night Kyle really kinda understood why Cartman was the way he was, and even though he still thinks he’s a dick at times, he tries to remember everyone have a story, and to give people time 
but he often gets too riled up to remember that lol 
good pals with Jimmy, they share a lot of interests in fantasy stuff and have the same humor 
he also start to go along well with Craig when they are around middle school age, but they’re both kinda too stubborn to admit they’re friends until a year later lol  
Family:
even tho Sheila is pretty overbearing and can be too much, he is a mommy’s boy deep down 
tense relationship with his dad 
enjoys cooking, so that’s where he spends a lot of time with his mom! 
tries his best to keep up with Ike and his life
sometimes he is a tad cringy when doing so, but Ike appreciates the gesture 
Ike is pretty confident and strong in himself so he doesn’t care if Kyle is a bit awkward lol 
the type of brothers who genuinely enjoys spending time together 
Ships and relationships:
I like Style, Kyman, K2 and Kyvid! 
I think he’d be a late bloomer when it comes to love and dating
struggles with opening up and letting himself feel these things 
I often think of him as biromantic asexual, but I’m not always set on it! 
he’d enjoy traditional dinner and a movie type of dates a lot, such a nerd 
Eric Cartman 
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Looks:
keeps his hair cut pretty short and styled
has heterochromia iridium (different colored eyes), one blue and one brown
also he has a real nice smile when it’s a genuine one
which is rare but like 
it happens 
is kinda insecure about his weight and tries to compensate with always having the newest stuff and pretending not to care
sometimes tries to diet in secret
he isn’t huge anymore, but is still sort of broad, and isn’t skinny, but like..
kinda bulky, if he wears the right type of clothes it’s hard to see if he’s chubby or buff
but he is def chubby 
Personality and General Trivia:
spends way to much time on reddit arguing with randoms
angry gamer, will call you a slur on voice chat 
after almost getting dropped by his friends in middle school he tries a little harder to be a more decent person
still an asshole at heart, but like, an asshole who sometimes cares about some people 
always tells people that’s he’s seen that meme before, even when he hasn’t 
nothing is ever his fault and the only ones who can get him to admit he’s wrong are Kenny and, very, very rarely, Kyle
he wears supreme hoodies for a full year of High School and stands in line all night for the new ones and never shuts up about how he is the first in South Park to have the new stuff 
Kenny finds it hilarious to buy the fake supreme stickers and put then on his own worn out hoodies
Kyle makes it his main goal in life to put things (everything from used gym socks to old food he finds in his locker) in Cartmans hoods and see how long it takes for him to notice 
can’t handle alcohol, is constantly being teased for it
sloppy drunk lol 
one of the main reasons the other bothers with Cartman trough middle school, when he is at his worst, is because of his big basement, the old Coon Lair, who got a big renovation around 7th grade and is an awesome, private hangout spot with a big TV and wifi and gaming systems
Friendships:
constantly says he hates his friends but would die if everyone left him 
is secretly terribly jealous of Kyle, both his closeness to Stan, his basketball skills, his grades and his family
but they had that thing in Freshman year when Kyle found him drunk, alone and sad, and Cartman himself barely remembers it, and doesn’t think Kyle does because he never mentioned it 
but he does
so much tension there, but also co-dependency 
sees Kenny and Butters as his best friends, and knows deep down neither of them feel that way about him and it secretly kills him 
is in the same board game group with Stan 
is low-key terrified of Tweek lol 
Family:
big mommy issues 
but also very protective of her
I really enjoy the AU/headcanon that Liane marries Clyde’s dad 
it’s not like, the only version I like, but I put it in as many au’s and works of mine as I can 
I def think both boys would be mortified right away 
but Clyde comes around first, because he really wants a brother, even if that brother have to be Cartman 
Cartman would never admit it, but after some time he really starts to see Clyde as a brother and genuinely cares for him 
Ships and relationships:
I mainly see Cartman as gay 
sometimes I start of AU’s and stories with him not being out to himself or anyone else tho, I think that whole journey for him will be very interesting and help him grow as a person 
I def think he’d have a few girlfriends before he comes out tho? 
he can be very charming when he wants too yanno 
my only Cartman ship is kyman atm, but I’m def open to explore more of
Leopold Butters Stotch 
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Looks:
I really really really like T A L L Butters??? 
like tall and gangly and adorable 
I know it’s very popular to head canon that he bleaches his hair, but I like to think he has very light blond air naturally! 
keeps it short on the sides and longer on top, with cute ass curls 
soft sky blue eyes 
also dyes his bangs light blue in high school!! 
Pete the goth helps him because he is a pro of dying bangs 
I like to think he’d be into pastel grunge, and keep his love for Hello Kitty and Sanrio etc, but still be a bit more... edgy? 
Personality and General Trivia:
one of those people who’s friendly with almost everyone
but that doesn’t mean he’s friends with them, yanno? 
gets drunk from one wine cooler 
loves the theater and is in the drama club, but likes to be behind the stage, not on it 
wants to be a director one day 
watches Netflix on his phone every single time he has any time to spare, because he’s always binging a show
is usually pretty positive and kind, gives people the benefit of the doubt 
but can be very stubborn, and if he has decided he dislikes or doesn’t trust someone, it’s almost impossible to change his mind 
Friendships:
Butters put up with Cartman for so long because he genuinely thinks he can be fun when he’s not horrible, and he really tries his best to believe in people
he was also the first one to forgive him after the others cut him off 
a very loyal and fun friend
takes a lot of initiative to do stuff, and loves hosting movie nights 
thinks of these boys as his closest friends, but is also real close to Wendy, Bebe, Jimmy and Tweek
Family:
I just hate Stephen so much you guys
so tbh I usually like to just... have Linda leave him, or straight up kill him off oops 
I know Linda is terrible too, I do, but I think she could possibly have a moment of realization if something happens like Butters potentially being taken away? 
idk I’m not gonna go too deep into this, I know it’s such a heavy topic and I don’t wanna seem like I just ignore it, but I personally don’t usually include Stephen directly in my stories, and this is why, I hope y’all understand and respect that! 
Ships and relationships:
my main Butters ship is Stutters (Stan x Butters) 
I mentioned a lot why in Stan’s headcanons? 
but idk, I just really think they’d balance each other well, and could have a very interesting and cute relationship! 
I usually headcanons him as pan or gay, and genderqueer, but I’m open for other interpretations too! 
he does date a little bit, but have never been in a real relationship and isn’t stressing about it! 
he did have a pretty huge crush on (a very unaware) Kenny during middle school, but then they started hanging out a lot more and became really close and Butters didn’t really bring it much thought?
that’s until Cartman gets jealous and throws out a “what are you guys dating and fucking and being gay huh???” and Butters mind immediately goes to “omg ew no he’s like my brother!” 
aaand that’s how Butters realized he was over his crush 
they two of them stay close friends tho, Kenny makes Butters laugh and helps him be more sure of himself and Butters helps Kenny remember that they’re still just kids and should have fun and be good
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fleshblueberry · 3 years
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Babe wake up im going to rant about my ocs lore because im bored
Tw/cw depression, suicide, kidnapping, addiction, unreality
I write angsty stuff for my ocs oops-
When i first started making my characters they were very different in alot of ways and they were very different from what they are now. But i some how managed to glue all the chaos of my ocs together into a semi-coherent story. I went through an insane amount of world building with myself and i honestly dont think ive ever writen or typed any of it out before! its all just up in my head (and you know my memory is trash so ive probably forgotten of alot of things i made before lol). Anyways- i have two main story lines for my characters. Ethan's story, and Vevlet's story. Although i must admit Ethan's story is less complex than velvets simply beacsue it acts as a story of prequeal to Velvets story line. (Alternate realities that happen to have effect on each other basically- we love space time junk)
Ethan's world is very similar to ours, the most similar out of any of my fantasy worlds lol. Ethan's story revolves around self-discovery. I mean for it to be a wholesome/lighthearted thing that quickly leads up to dark undertones (spoilers lol). Ethan's story begins with Eef pre-transition (AFAB to NB). We get to see Ethan learn about themself and have fun exploring emotions and what it means to be alive. Ethan comes from a run-down family (mom khs, dad mia). So he lives with his adoptive parents (who i have yet to design and think about- theyre lesbians 100% though). A major moment for Eef is meeting his partner Seth. As you already know Ethan and Seth are cute ass boyfriends and stuff but guess what! im jammed their story full of angst and edgy shit bc i "wrote" most of this when i was hella depressed! Anyways Seth's family is like moderally welathy, wealthier than most i would say. Seth catches feelings for the emo chick ofc (forgot to metion Eef was definately a hot goth girl before he transitions).... uh yea anyways seth ends up flirting and crushing on eef and eef is like yea sure im bored and sad why not. and they end up dating after a while. Theres an important moment in their relationship when Ethan take Seth to this dead tree. THis dead tree is very important also bc it is where his mother hanged herself, and Ethan doesnt quite remember that bc he was very young when it happened, but he knows it as a place of comfort and he goes there alot when he feels sad or alone. this tree could be taken as symbolizim but heheh ill never tell. anyways Ethan is like yo my fevorite tree and Seth is like wtf okay bro ily and all but why a dead tree with an unstable tire swing?? ANd ethans like idk but i like it here reminds me of my childhood (op my guy) and they spend the night there. Also when ethan comes out to seth as nonbinary seth is just like ok,,, because hes bisexual lol. anyways time skip and Seth has some addiction problems once he graduates, long story short- Ethan doesnt like it bc his dad was a druggie so he trys to help Seth and Seth raises his voice and ethan is tiny compared to his bf so hes naturally like terrified of being hit and he suddenly feels his world of happy and peace he build back up bieng destroyed once again so he heads to his mothers dead tree and decides life isnt worth it anymore, and he hangs himself in the exact spot his mother did.... once seth comes off one of his highs or whatever hes like- oh fuck i yelled and acted agro to my traumatized partner. and he immedatly goes to the tree bc its Ethans favortie spot but its to late. regret is the only emootion anymore... its over for them.
now youre probably wondering how the absolute hell does that tie into velvets lore?? well do i have a tale for you. Velvets sotry begins on her 21st birthday, she is out for drinks with her douchebag bf and her bestfriend. several drinks later she yells over blaring club music shes going to the restroom, and as shes walking back she sees her bf and her bestie making out and she doesnt even say anyhting and walks out alone. She is making her way back to her apartment very tipsy. She then hears a vechile driving beside her, she cant make out anyhting theyre saying and the people in the car get out and before she even relises whats going on shes thrown into the vechile and is being beaten and yelled at. She passes out as theyre driivng to somewhere. When she next awakes she is in a barn-looking place. Concreate walls painted red and straw all over the floor. she cant stand, her legs stung and so did her entire body. for several days- she doesnt know how long she stayed in this place unable to move or do anything. Weak and starving, she gathered up her last bit of strength and hung herself on a low board (havent really worked out the details on that scence bc i keep changing my mind but she does hang herself). Cut to a space of nothingness- legit nothing- exactly its impossible to imagine nothing. In the nothing sits velvet all skin and bone, and then an entity, a hooded figure with long hair, sits next to her. No words are spoke, but the entity looks at velvet longingly. Then it tears out its eye- just full on plunges its hand into its socket and rips it out. bloody mess honestly. the entity hands its eye to velvet, and she takes it. there is no thoughts here, no sound, only actions. Cut once more to a coriners room place? ya know the place with dead bodies and tables and shit- anyways a bright light emerges from dead!vevlets chest and surrounds her entire body. *cue stunned doctor mans* Velvet arises from her death with her scars healed over and... wings. Yup shes an angel now. I mean her world already had monsters and things of suppernatural belonging but- angels are rare. She makes 1 of 2 angels in their relam as of current. Angels are "made" from regrets. Regret overflowing from two sources- one long dead and the other recent. This is where ethan comes in. Ethan's regret from how he died was powerful and sad, powerful enough for his spirt- an entity- to reach Velvets. Velvet too, had much regret in her death. So young and so many things that could have been avoided. In the days following up to her death in the barn/cellar she only felt regret. Regret for all she did and all she didnt do. So much pain summoned the entity. Their powerful forces of regret pulled them together and allowed Velvet to return- but at a price for the both of them. the entity lost its eye- symbolizing a loss of humanity and conscientiousness. While Velvet lost herself, she no longer can view her world in the same way. She has severe ptsd- like episodes and halucinations. She cant go back, she has to live through he own grief. Velvets appearnace also changes quite a bit. Her hair got longer, she has two sleek gray wings on her back, and- one of her eyes are purple now. why does it hrut her to see that eye? why is it all so familiar yet far away. Her human brain can hardly understand all the changes. But she was gifted this- she knows she must try. And luckily for her society sees angels as higher beings. They are given the umost respect but they are also greatly feared because of how misterious their origins are. The only other known angel meets with velvet quite alot through her story, he will act as a sort of guide/plot device to make things a bit easier for myself (havent worked out his lore tho or even a design for him hjbfkjsdb). Anyways im tired and its 1:35 am so thats all the lore you get for now, plus its the stuff ive thought about the most so- i dont really want to think any furtherb ahead yet lol. to many little things to work out...... i love creating but oml typing hurts after an hour or so-
Jam out!
... I don't even know what to say to this
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