#he's a menace and everyone knows it
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The monsters have these. Neil's just says "NEIL" which is close enough.
#HI I JUST FOUND THIS IN MY DRAFTS#the foxhole court#all for the game#aftg#hehe#neil josten#he's a menace and everyone knows it#diaerie#🦢
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CRUTCHY PRANKING PEOPLE
YES
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does this man have ANY friends in his group....
#genshin impact#// genshin impact spoilers#childe#tartaglia#????#bro i'm losing it i'M LOSING IT OVER THIS MANNN I LOVE HIM BUT THE SELF-AWARNESS#THE ONLY ONE THAT ISNT EDGY IN THE GROUP I LOVE IT#I love this menace so much man#i know he has at least ONE friend but it's funny to think that out of everyone there's only one person he's chill with#but everyone else is on thin ice with him#// okay to rb btw !!#silly.png
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I keep saying that Quaritch's dialogue in Avatar 1 was pretty harsh but turns out that it was the censored version 😳 because the original is..
Gah damn sir okay
Mans really said 'pu$$y'. I can't get over it 💀
#good lord take it easy!#paz i wish you were real so i could ask if he treated you right#Quaritch is a fu-king menace#a terror to everyone on base#i wish we get Quaritch this unhinged in A3 but i know we won't 🙁#man is a dad#no more saying pu$$y around Spider#lmao#miles Quaritch#lyle wainfleet#jake sully#grace augustine#norm spellman#Neytiri#trudy chacon#tsutey#avatar 2009#stephen lang
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"oh, Charles, you're such an angel."
Max hears it often. he picks up the phrases chirped by the girls around. it was said by fans, PR managers and once he had even heard it from a Ferrari mechanic. and Max totally and utterly disagrees.
Charles is no angel. on and off the track.
he is a bloody menace.
because angels don't look like that. with a slight squint when there's a storm brewing in the depths of green eyes in the middle of a sunny day.
angels don't get so angry you're afraid to approach. angels don't hold grudges. angels are quick to forgive.
angels don't smile like that. smirking, a little arrogant, covering it with their innocence. and showing a little of the soft tip of the tongue between their teeth.
angels are measured. they take their time. they are neat and tidy. they never make a mess of crumpled sheets and clothes.
angels are gentle. angels never squeeze skin until it bruises, bite until it darkens, or pull hair so hard it brings tears to the eyes.
and even more so, angels don't moan. not painfully, but sweetly, like melted chocolate with marzipan that leaves marks on your fingers. hot. frank. naked. absolutely wasted.
angels don't expose their necks, don't bare collarbones, giving more space for someone’s lips to leave marks.
angels don't press closer, scratching back until it’s bleeding. angels don’t choke on passion and never create their own.
but he falls asleep in the most angelic way. with his nose against Max's neck and the blanket pulled up to his eyes. he throws an arm and a leg over the body next to him, pulls closer, smiles warmly, and lowers his long fluffy eyelashes.
people easily fall for it.
"oh, Charles, you're such an angel."
but Max knows that Charles isn't an angel at all. he's a real demon in the flesh. but it's much easier to love him like that.
#lestappen#drabble#red and black drabble#i don't know wtf has happened to me i never wrote anything guess im going crazy and its lestappen's fault#I'll do whatever just not to study pružnost a pevnost#its like strength and flexibility of materials in czech?.. creepy shit but very important#and english of course is not my first language so i really hope that i didn't do any mistakes#but i love their duality and how everyone percieves Charles as “angel” when he's a real menace#so yeah i hope you enjoyed#have a great day everyone!!
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Evil Thoughts ^^
So, I am having very evil thoughts about some John Dory Ideas.
Like what if, Time-Travel John Dory. This idea came to me about the worm holes in the Trolls: The Beat goes on. Like what if 20s or mid 30s John Dory went forward/Backwards in time, like they switch places. If 20s John Dory, he would be in his mid life crisis mindset and maybe a bit feral but would be in shock at seeing his family being older than him making him the youngest with a guilt conscious on his mind. I like the idea that JD was gray for a bit when he was exploring and adventuring so, he is gray when he travelled into the future. If 30s John Dory, he would’ve try and save their grandma but ultimately fail in doing so but he tries to make it up by taking care of Branch and becoming a right hand man for King Peppy. He would also went out to get his brothers back as well and apologize to them.
Looks: 20s JD, would look like a twink. To me, JD wouldn’t have that much to eat and would be considered very underweight and look very skinny and scrawny. He looks the same as when he had left Branch but gray and seems to be glaring at others often than not, keeping a very noticeable distance between others including his brothers.
For 30s JD, looks like his canon self but as time goes on, he dawns a more exhausted look to himself. He would be constantly staring off to the distance. He wears the same clothing as his canon else but would have to change it up a bit.
Extra Info: TT!20s JD is a menace. He loves to cause trouble as he is very used to it as he has lived in the forest for awhile but he does double down when he was taken into his now ‘older’ brothers and was learning how to be civil with the trolls of pop village.
TT!30s JD on the other hand, is old. He is considered to be his brothers father which he didn’t mind and neither does his brothers, now sons. He wanted to mend the relationship that he himself felt responsible for breaking the bond, as brothers and as their father.
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Or What if a Time-Loop Au of where John Dory entered a worm hole in which he was struck by a weird light and he was suddenly back in his old body and decided to try an change the past but in doing so, he created time-loops in which certain events happened instead of what would’ve happened. Like each Aus that are created are time-loops that Time-Loop JD created but everytime a new loop is created the previous loop is still implanted into his mind making him even more depressed, anxious, wary, confused and distrustful towards others. The Time-Loop either resets when JD dies or if one of his brothers dies.
Looks: John Dory would look the same as his young canon self but as the time-loop progresses, he starts to change himself. He is more tired looking, dawns different article of clothing from each time-loop that went by, has an exhausted look in his eyes as he stares off to the distance. He even stops eating at one point and gotten skinny and underweight. Scars are littered around his body, from times that he died during the time-loops.
Extra Info: TL!JD is very forgetful. He sometimes forgets about time-loops where he dies instead of grandma or Branches Dies instead. It’s an endless loop of time. Sometimes they are short but sometimes they are long. The longs ones, are the ones that hit him the hardest as he would always remember them. Always.
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The fact that I thought up of this is uncanny as, I had just remembered in Trolls: The beat goes on, in one of the episodes, they were sucked into a wormhole in which anything is possible so, I decided to make something from that knowledge. Also, I would think that John Dory, would’ve had encounters of wormholes from time to time but wouldn’t be able to go through into exploring one since he mostly didn’t have the time or Rhonda would’ve stopped him from going through.
#trolls band together#trolls john dory#I have evil thoughts#john dory#john dory is my favorite#trolls#aus are apart of this Aus because why not#crystal dory#crystaldoryau#gray John Dory#feral john dory au#20s John Dory is a Twink and I live by it because he was scrawny#Time-Loop John Dory knows everything because why not#20s John Dory is a menace to society and he will make it everyone else’s problem#30s John Dory is Old
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Probably the stupidest, most reckless but undeniably bravest thing Mu Qing did in the entire novel was coming forward to Xie Lian with the truth about the missing golden foil.
#tgcf#yes yes i know i shit on the man all the time#and it is 100% deserved#i stand by that#but he wasn’t always a shitty 800-year-old manbaby#once he was a child with principles#THAT is his potential as a person#like imagine you are the child of a man who your government had to EXECUTE#and you have been put in a position where coming forward about something#would have you dubbed a thief TO THE VERY GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO ALSO EXECUTED YOUR FATHER#who would have the courage to still come forward and just be *honest*?#mu qing who struggles with honesty on a GOOD day made that call#he didn’t know xie lian at that time for shit#and EVERYONE knew of qi rong as an absolute menace#he had NO reason to believe he’d come out of that situation unscathed#yet still!#against all the odds#and all common sense#HE WAS REWARDED!
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Tubbo can't get kidnapped or incarcerated because the Federation can't afford to pay for the long term psychological care the guards assigned to him will need and I imagine you can't just find faceless brainwashed reliable workers everywhere.
They will either be converted to his harlot ways (Fred style) or they will quickly realize that Tubbo isn't locked in with them, they are locked in with him.
#he will uno reverse card the horrors#i know he will#man will drive everyone nuts being a menace every second until they let him go out of desesperation#(then he will be totally fine! absolutely dandy! no breakdowns for him! absolutely no burying emotions instead of trying to cope!)#qsmp tubbo#qsmp
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I don't care what canon says, the whole party is going to avernus together with karlach for Steal Her Heart Back DLC (which they complete fantastically). After zariel is taken down, wyll retires from adventuring and becomes duke (enough self-sacrifice for one life wyll! go dancing!) and everyone else just lounges around the grand estate in the upper city taking over the space like it's the entire top floor of the elfsong again. gale has a reading nook that then becomes a whole little wizards tower attached to the north-west of the palace. when not doing cleric duties, shadowheart collects scented candles and fusses over the lighting arrangements and spends lots of time at the spa. karlach has friends from the lower city over at least twice a week and hosts an impromptu party. lae'zel visits on her red dragon once a month and lets the tiefling kids pet it. astarion is there.
#you know an arc i'd like to see? astarion getting a job#but also realistically he is just lounging around being a menace#he's someone's trophy husband but whose is a matter for debate#tadpolycule gang#bg3#bg3 spoilers#I keep seeing notes on this piece but I think some absolutely crucial context is that I wrote it HOURS after I finished the game#this was on patch 1 or something so zero epilogue and the way my game ended#everyone went their separate ways and dispersed#this is a deliberately silly and wishful post please s#dont read as sincere lol
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My BFF got me these stickers from an artist in Poland. I turned them into magnets and have been leaving him all over work terrorizing my coworkers with this weird little green man.
#noone here knows who he is nor have they ever heard of eurovision#im a menace#forcing my hyperfocus on everyone#kääryle#käärijä
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idc what anyone says, but jason todd would get himself legally resurrected (because as much as he hates it he kinda needs a legal identity sometimes) and not tell anyone about it, because the last thing he wants is to deal with the publicity of being bruce wayne’s adopted son again (he dealt with it before his death and hated it so much so being perceived as dead by the public was probably great for him).
jokes on him though, because barbara found out about it and told the rest of the batfam, and now he has no excuse to get out of anything.
#batman#jason todd#jason peter todd#red hood#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#jason was never the angry robin#robin 02#legally alive jason todd#the internet explodes when the news comes out that jason todd is alive#the reactions of the people who knew him before his death are hilarious and that’s the only reason why he’s okay with people knowing#jason todd’s former schoolmates are in disbelief that it’s actually jason because he looks so different now compared to back then#jason's former classmates: what do you mean that hot guy who's built like a fridge is our dead classmate?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?#the media immediate snoops on him because hey it's new material#and jason who wants to get revenge pulls out the personality he had at fifteen to make the public fall in love with him#as a result there are multiple news articles calling jason todd husband material#everyone besides dick bruce and alfred are freaked out when he suddenly becomes a ray of sunshine#because they've never seen him act like that before#jason todd is a menace#jason ropes dick into it and they cause shenanigans together#batfamily#batfam#batfam shitpost#batfamily shenanigans#batfamily headcanons#jason todd headcanon
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That video where Daniel is driving the kart around the office and dents the wall then writes that it was Max's fault is like my top 3 Daniel videos. And I never see it anywhere.
Sometimes I think it's a fever dream lmao
#has it been wiped from the Internet? i KNOW it exists#daniel ricciardo being a menace as usual#and everyone in the office literally allowing him to do what he wants lmao
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Optimus is sharing his misery via snark. Which Blitzwing is taking as encouragement to keep going. The lecture includes diagrams of what purple prose in prewar smut actualy means. I imagine Shockwave is using wide band broadcast of the recording as propaganda and psychological attack. Maybe have it blare on every screen and comm for a few hours on loop before Longarm Prime can get it taken down. Because this is clearly being recorded.
Oh Starscream is very much treating this like class discussion. Mentions important acts and positions or at least ones he feels are important for any idiot to know. But the worst is when he winks at Blitzwing over the Autobot's helms and starts listing random items. "Now now lord Starscream zat is too advanced for ze little autobots." Niether Blitzwing nor Starscream know how you would use those items to interface but "ze mech with the chin seems to be having ideas."
The poor Jet twins are so confused, and Sari is just comparing notes like oh your smutty novels sound like earth smutty novels. Down to the same crappy sword and spear metaphors.
Ratchet: Sari you are to young be reading those sorts of novels!"
Sari: What?! I bypassed the parental controls years ago. There's so much worse on the internet than bodice rippers.
Optimus: We are not having this conversation!
Oh no
Oh no Oppy you have merely encouraged the tankjet
sHOCKWAVE NO (Shockwave yes)
Starscream you lovely menace, you're doing this on purpose
oh sentinel :)
Sfgfdd sari honey sari honey sari honey...
Ratty's just done with this shit, has been done with it. He's right, but he's so done with this situation.
UPDATE I HAD NOT EVEN CONSIDERED THE JETTWINS, ohh.
#maccadam#transformers#tfa optimus prime#tfa sari#who is also a menace in her own right#tfa blitzwing#tfa starscream#tfa ratchet#tfa sentinel prime#who's imagination is absolutely taking him places#dude might believe in a lot of the bullscrap that the Autobot Cause™️ puts out but we know. we knowwwwwww.#tfa shockwave#tfa jettwins#suggestive#mildly#sure everyone's coming out of this discussion with their audials burning but objectively it could've been worse#lugnut tries to relax later that night with his Megatron body pillow and Blitzwing's lecture just pops into his helm at the worst time#he ends up yeeting his faux-Lord.
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I like to imagine that all the demigods hold something over eachother
All demigods are smarter than mortals but children of Athena are smarter than the other demigods
All demigods are faster than mortals but children of Nike are faster than other demigods and children of Hermes are faster than children of Nike
Demigods are obviously super strong Ares kids are stronger than normal demigods but children of Hephaestus are scary strong
I’m talking life flashing before your eyes strong
Bone breaking strong
What I’m trying to say is Harley is one of the physically strongest demigods at camp
#Harley is a menace#I know he is#he is stronger than everyone and constantly thinking of violence#pjo headcanon#pjo#hoo#toa#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo
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Castlevania: Curse of Darkness
Dracula’s Castle
#castlevania#castlevania music#curse of darkness#music of the day#everyone gushes about the abandoned castle but this theme is one of my favorites too#and good thing because you're going to spend a lot of time here#the buildup is insane#it starts off fairly subdued#with even a harp as the lead#with only the slightest hint of dissonance#it lasts quite a while exactly 1 minute and 20 seconds#but then the second part starts#and the strings take place and grow more menacing#and guitars are added to the mix#and orchestral hits#then the notes get longer but also higher#then it's the guitars time to add dread and tension#they feel like hector's hurried footsteps in the castle's enormous corridors#you're getting closer and closer to the end of this mess#you can almost feel hector's guilt and fear because he knows that it's all his fault#and he's the only one who can stop isaac and dracula before things can get any worse#the soft harp part never loops back#what a great final level theme for copypaste: the area
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one of the main ways that the whole idea of pride manifests for lucifer has always been through the image of who he is. the celestial realm will still sing his praises but neither god or michael are willing to talk about him. the demons around hell will call him diavolos guard dog but the moment one of his brothers turned against him he immediately rose to protect them above all else. the students at the RAD will tell you of his punishments and how they do not wish to be on his bad side but still pay overpriced levels to get a picture of him shirtless. his brothers will say they're duty bound to follow him and that he's well and truly distant, but he's the first to cherish any recognition of being their caregiver and the love they give. the way he is the oldest sibling, the parent and ultimately their role model all in one willing to see them have the best future he can give. how there were so many parts of him that are considered enough of the opposite to help influence an entirely different nature.
#❛ 𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 ⧽ — ooc.#hc tag /#everyone sees him as so menacing and dark and half the time hes just an old soul wanting to read a book in his library ...#he doesnt understand many human realm things. hes out of date!!!#never forget him with tht phone because ... hes sweet#every image people have is a part of him but its also both a truth and a lie#the extent they go is different ... the level in which its an act to what he truly believes is debatable#hes diavolos most trusted demon but he doesnt hold the same trust in him but rather mammon because their goals arent exactly going to be th#same ...#ive said this since the beginning: if dia.volo or barb.atos tried harming any of the brothers. lucifer would turn. no hesitation. no#justification .... its a fact they know well from what took place in chapter 16 onwards
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