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stabbyfoxandrew · 14 minutes
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HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans
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stabbyfoxandrew · 16 minutes
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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stabbyfoxandrew · 43 minutes
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Hey hi hello, sorry to bother but what’s that with Jeremy/Andrew parallels ??? 🫢👀😱🫨 could you or someone else please point where to look, I completely missed it 😰 and I must know
OOOOH i tweeted about it a while ago BUT i just think they are both very good at ignoring their own problems by focusing on other people's! jeremy threw himself into jean's battles while avoiding all thought about his home life. we weren't in andrew's head thru aftg, but his focus on his deals shows us that he does the same thing. half the real things we learn about andrew (not just the false perceptions of other characters) come from neil harassing the information out of him.
also, this is maybe wishful thinking, but i want to see jeremy go CRAAZYYYYY. he and andrew both ignore their problems, and that repression gives the opportunity for jeremy to have the same the volatility that andrew experiences when he loses hold of his careful composure. jeremy knox.... in the words of neil, I WANT TO SEE YOU LOSE CONTROL!!!
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stabbyfoxandrew · 50 minutes
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Tantor Media has officially signed audiobook rights for TSC <3 & Paperbacks are finally live See you in a few months, lovies
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stabbyfoxandrew · 52 minutes
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do you guys remember when kevin covered up his tattoo and neil and andrew were so hyped that they had to do a celebratory make out sesh about it?
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stabbyfoxandrew · 3 hours
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wanted to make a low poly fox cuz i thought “yea this’ll be quick and easy” and then proceeded to spend the entire afternoon on it
#q
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stabbyfoxandrew · 4 hours
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My favorite thing I learned from TSC is that Jean and Kevin have definitely discussed how hot Jeremy is
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stabbyfoxandrew · 11 hours
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The way I would’ve thrown that back in his face.
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I loved getting to see Neil get to antagonize the FBI a little more in TSC but I so badly wished he would’ve told Towns he could eat his own hat now. Be like, “you’re seeing this right? My family does want me. You got your hat on you right?” I don’t even know. Just something lol.
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stabbyfoxandrew · 13 hours
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got a very concerning post notif, are u okay?
Yeah I'm okay! I had a suckish night but I was just being dramatic. That's why I deleted the post a few minutes after I made it.
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stabbyfoxandrew · 20 hours
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stabbyfoxandrew · 20 hours
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big nose fan club
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stabbyfoxandrew · 21 hours
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i love it when i figure out a tiny piece of the story that helps everything along. it's like plot lube
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stabbyfoxandrew · 22 hours
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arsonist neil for wip wed please? i love reading these snippets so much!
WIP Wednesday (4/24)  Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU (Part 154)
The call lasts for two and a half hours. Andrew has never willingly spoken to someone this long in his entire life. Even when he was higher than a kite back in college. It’s incredible how much you can tell a man you barely know. Andrew reveals that he used to play exy himself, which led to him meeting Kevin. He also tells 10 about Nicky, the TV show he’s been watching, the book he hated himself for finishing, and that he doesn’t like sour cream. 
(That came up because apparently 10 had tacos the other day.)
But regardless of topics, which Andrew thought they would have run out of, his throat is aching by the time 10 finally says, “This has been nice.”
“Yeah.” Andrew agrees even though he’s had to piss for at least forty-five minutes and he’s currently starving to death. “It has.”
“I haven’t had breakfast. Have you?” 10 asks as if on cue.
“No.” Andrew's mind races through the food in his apartment and he has to bite his tongue to keep from inviting this man over for brunch.
“I missed the hotel’s breakfast cut off, by a lot.” 10 sighs. “I guess that means I’ll have to go somewhere to get something.”
“I highly recommend Waffle House.” Andrew says. “The food is mediocre but there’s almost always a fight going on in the parking lot. A little entertainment for you.”
10 laughs. “Thanks, but I think I’ll stick to what I know.”
“Which is…?” Andrew asks.
“Trying to figure out where I’ll be?”
“Caught me.”
“Stalker.” 10 laughs. Then, “Andrew, can we talk again later?”
“Yeah. Bye, 10.”
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stabbyfoxandrew · 22 hours
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not sure how this works but
mafia front restaurant au maybe?
WIP Wednesday (4/24) | Mafia Front Restaurant AU (Part 145)
During his next turn, Neil puts down a card all by its lonesome and Andrew stabs his finger at it. “What is that?”
“I’m playing my eight off yours.” Neil says, gesturing to Andrew’s half of the table.
“You didn’t mention that in the demonstration. Cheater, cheater.”
“It slipped my mind.” Neil says. Then he moves his cards around and puts down a couple of jacks with a two. “By the way, twos are wild. Count as anything.”
“You are very good at withholding useful information.” Andrew mutters. He’d just put that two down a second ago and Neil snatched it up like it was a brick of gold.
“The FBI thought the same, I’m sure.” Neil says. Then he bites the inside of his cheek.
“FBI? What ever could they want with this family-friendly restaurant?”
“That was before the restaurant actually. And it doesn’t matter.”
“Hm. How rude to mention something so interesting and drop it.” Andrew luckily draws a two and plays it between a jack and a king. Now there’s only one card left in his hand. “Uno?”
Neil laughs. “Not quite. Throw it down and the hand is over.”
“What then?”
“We count our points. Don’t worry about it. I’ll do it for you.”
“No, thanks. I don’t trust you.” Andrew says, making Neil laugh.
“Smart.”
“How do I count them?”
“It’s five points for everything between two and ten. Ten points for tens and royalty. Wild twos are what they’re played as. You take what’s left in your hand off of what’s on the table and that’s your score.” Neil explains in a flurry that almost has Andrew’s head spinning. But he twists it back into place and soaks it all in.
“What about aces?” Andrew asks, since Neil left them out of the lineup.
Neil huffs out a breath. “They’re fifteen points each.”
“Like pulling teeth.” Andrew tuts. But he counts up his points quickly, then Neil’s. “Oh, I’m winning. How about that?”
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stabbyfoxandrew · 22 hours
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Aerie 🥺
Angel Neil 🙏🤍👼
WIP Wednesday (4/24) | Guardian Angel Neil AU (Part 173)
"Neil Abram Josten." Andrew says aloud, testing it. In a strange way, it fits together. Andrew realizes Neil is looking at him and offers, "Mine's Joseph."
"I know,” Neil says, taking Andrew by surprise. “I've heard Coach Wymack yell it at you a dozen times."
"Mm. Of course you have. He likes to do that because he knows it's annoying." Andrew says, shaking his head. At least Coach lengthens his name instead of shortening it. "You sure you don't want to tell me what horrible thing your father named you? If you don't I have to assume it's something like... Quincy. Or Earl. Or... Gilbert."
Neil laughs. "Worse than all those."
"Oh, so it was just plain terrible then. I'll have to think on it and guess again sometime."
"You can guess all you want. You'll never get it."
"I have until I die, right? I'll have to get it at some point."
"I'll lie if you do, Andrew Joseph Minyard,” Neil says, giving a petulant little grin when Andrew scowls at him.
“Cheater, cheater.”
“I’ve never promised to play fair.” Neil shrugs. “Besides, if I played fair you’d be sitting in class like a miserable lump right about now.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Well, at practice I could tell something was bothering you. I didn’t know what, but I figured you needed some rest. But you have class on Thursdays and I knew you couldn’t skip today because you were supposed to have an exam. So while you were busy in the showers, I popped over to the Humanities building and found your professor in the copy room. She was running off the exam. I think she got three copies before I fucked up all the copiers.” Neil finishes his story with a devious little smile and Andrew laughs.
“Thanks, angel.”
“That’s what I’m here for. Destroying things and keeping you safe.” Neil sighs out, his hand swiping over the mark his knife had made in the roof. Andrew watches his hand move and counts the circles and lines of pink, raised skin.
"We're all good at something."
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stabbyfoxandrew · 23 hours
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arsonist neil please💕
WIP Wednesday (4/24)  Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU (Part 153)
“Speaking of names… Andrew and Aaron? I’ll bet your mother thought that was really cute.” 10 says with a smirk Andrew can hear.
“Perhaps. I wouldn’t know. She’s dead,” Andrew says. Then he adds a probably unnecessary, “Car accident.”
“Really? Mine too.”
“How strange.”
“So, who’s older? You or Aaron?” 10 asks.
“Me.” Andrew says. But actually he’s not sure. He’s always thought himself to be the oldest, though he’s got no proof. “Why?”
“I just wondered. You seem older brother-y.”
That rustles Andrew’s feathers. “What does that mean?”
“I don’t know. Only child, remember?”
“Only child who lost his mother in a car accident. And whose father was wanted by the FBI. Who likes setting fires and who has a Nevada license plate.You keep giving me clues.” Andrew says, growing more and more curious by the second.
“I’m not from Nevada, the car was.”
“Did you steal it?”
“No.” 10 says firmly. Then, “Andrew, I need you to promise you won’t try to figure out my name.”
“I promise.” 
“Thanks.”
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stabbyfoxandrew · 23 hours
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mafia au!
WIP Wednesday (4/24) | Mafia Front Restaurant AU (Part 144)
Well, goddamn. That explains Kevin’s clinginess, maybe even explains the tension they’d had between them all those years ago. Andrew isn’t sure what to do with that right now. But he’s got cards in his hand. 
He gestures to the game before them. “Playing?” 
“Oh. Right.” Neil blinks and starts to gather up his cards. He arranges them in his hand and looks expectantly at Andrew.
“Are you going to explain the rules or just leave me to guess?” 
“I think it would be fun to see what you’d come up with. But because I’m such a sweetheart I’ll show you the ropes.” Neil says, making Andrew snort. He watches as Neil draws a card, checks his hand, and puts down a set of three tens in front of him. He finishes by dropping the king of spades beside the deck. “Follow that?”
“It’s like Go Fish with extra steps,” Andrew observes.
“Sort of,” Neil says with a shrug. “You can make runs as well. Like ace, two, three. Or five, six, seven. Those have to be wearing the same suit.”
“Like you and Moreau?" Andrew asks, gesturing to Neil's clothes. "You’re both wearing gray today.”
Neil gives a look. “I didn’t realize you could see into the kitchen from here.” 
“I can’t. I heard the car pull up earlier and went to look out the kitchen door and make sure it was you.” 
“Of course you did.” Neil laughs. “That reminds me, how did you get in?”
“Jimmied the lock with a piece of wire I found in the alley.”
“How resourceful of you.” Neil comments. Andrew grunts in response and draws before dumping the useless ace. Oh. Andrew blinks. It’s not useless after all, because Neil picks it up.
“Explain the pile.”
“Oh. You can take from it if you want.” Neil says as he puts down another card.
“And you can pick up multiple cards at once?”
“As many as you can hold.”
“Hm.” Andrew wonders if Neil is going for a set or a run. But when he draws an ace a minute later, he holds it even though he can’t use it. Defense is Andrew’s game, after all. If he doesn’t let Neil have it, he can’t play it. 
Oh god. How the fuck did cards turn into exy in his head? Andrew wants to scrub his brain clean of the damned sport.
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