Y’all know which 911 quote lives rent free in my head? Eddie going “go team🙄” bc he’s so jealous of Buck and Taylor SJDKDKSKSK
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This is so fucking funny to me why is taigen just
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okay but may I offer Alfred wearing these unironically?
ABSOLUTELY
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My favorite Ashton moments from Ashton’s live:
“I thought it was second dinner!”
“‘Luke your makeup slays’”
*the meat stick bit*
“Favorite Taylor Swift song? I haven’t listened since folklore. Sorry…”
“Why’d you take more off the setlist? I dunno. Deep depression or something.”
*the whole evolved Calum bit*
“‘We want Luke’. Well you’re on the wrong live.”
*stepping on the camera* “this is the angle the kids are really interested in.”
“What deodorant do I use? None of your business. Maybe I use dove. Maybe I’m a sensitive guy who uses dove?”
*carrying around a Coke Zero for the whole live*
“I saw the windows shaking and I thought I’ll close the curtains and they’ll protect me.” “Yeah, from the shattered glass?” “From the tornado.”
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i need a fanart of james with the stag’s head stuck on his head in chapter 32 like i need air
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i’m giggling so hard because they really made sebastian a horrible person and i absolutely love him that’s my son that’s my little guy i torture him by making him have feelings he’s such an offensive person in canon he’s the worst kind of guy to exist that’s my favorite character ever y’all
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One kind of negative, kind of positive thing about having a huge golden retriever boyfriend is that
He really, really doesn’t know his own size sometimes.
And obviously I say that in the most affectionate way possible bc I love the guy. But when you’re cuddling with a 6’3” guy (as a 5’4” girl), and he suddenly rolls on top of you or pulls you close to him like bodily,,, around the waist, the motherfucker is bound to cut off the respiratory system. So I’m here not wanting to break his heart by admitting that I’m two seconds away from seeing The Lord and need to be let go of immediately, meanwhile he’s just there like “ah cuddling time with my lovely gf :)”
TLDR; golden retriever boyfriends are probably best in small doses, but I love mine exactly the way he is
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Jared is still complaining about Bowie omg
She literally has not done a thing what is his issue
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