#he’s an idiot
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✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* texts with husband!reiner ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* (get him away from me, I beg ❤️)
#me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic#reiner braun#he’s an idiot#but he’s my idiot#attack on titan#attack on titan au#reiner braun x black reader#aot x black reader#reiner x reader#self ship#selfship shenanigans#reiner headcanons#reiner x y/n#black fem reader#black reader#cowboy reiner#eren x black fem!reader#aot au#black reader smut#reiner smut#suggestive#aot smau#fake texts#text thread#aot x chubby reader#aot x black y/n#he piss me off so bad#but it touches his bellybutton when he sits down#snk imagines
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one day harry came home on a holiday and complained to his parents that oliver was constantly waking them up early. james jumped up saying that waking up his son so early is absurd and he’s a growing child who needs his sleep.
to which sirius and marlene snapped their heads around to glare at him
#marauders#they’re all alive#no one died#james is a hypocrite#remus also glared#james would accidentally wake up the whole dorm#he’s an idiot#but we love him#james potter#sirius black#lily evans#remus lupin
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the “come off it you know i’d die for you” represents really well their whole dynamic when you realise that lockwood’s declaration of sorts is exactly what lucy doesn’t want and the reason she leaves the agency
and then you see the parallel with the “i complimented her on national television” where already lockwood tells lucy how much he admires her exactly in the way she didn’t want
#he’s an idiot#and i love him#locklyle#anthony lockwood#lucy carlyle#lockwood and co#lockwood & co#save lockwood & co#renew lockwood and co
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Can we appreciate that one of Matt’s first lines was a fucking blind joke?
He probably gets such a kick out of making those it not even funny.
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mikey is the kind of boyfriend that will literally spam text you at 3 am about random facts he learned from some random tiktok he saw.
2:51 a.m.-> mikey: BABE I FOUND OUT ONLY 3% OF THE OCEAN IS EXPLORED.
3:01 a.m.-> mikey: did u know capybaras can swim
3:06 a.m.-> mikey: WAKE UP WE SHOULD GO TO AN ABANDONED HOSPITAL THATS HAUNTED
3:07 a.m.-> mikey: ok nvm i’m fucking scared i saw a scary video
3:10 a.m.-> mikey: babe ilysm i might die rn
#summer speaks#summer’s thoughts#idk this is random#HEEEEELP#he’s an idiot#a good idiot#mikey x reader#mikey headcanons#manjiro x reader
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The real reason Iceman and Maverick’s chat log was empty during the movie Is 100% because Maverick asked something stupid and was so embarrassed afterwards he just deleted the chat so no one would know.
Maverick: Is Pink Panther a lion?
Iceman: Say that again but slower
Maverick: I don’t get it?
Iceman: He’s the pink PANTHER
Maverick: Okay but is he a lion?
Iceman: Mav, angel, light of my life, he’s a panther
Maverick: Is that a kind of lion??
Iceman: No it’s a fucking panther
Maverick: I just googled, they are not pink??
Iceman: AND LIONS ARE???
#top gun#top gun:maverick#i refuse to believe it’s any reason but this#icemav#pete maverick mitchell#maverick x iceman#tom iceman kazansky#he’s an idiot#but i love him#shout out to tik tok where a subway surfers video gave me the template and inspired this#could also be Hangster ngl
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you’re losing me
eddie munson x reader
warnings- angst, idk if the ending is comfort, mild cussing
based on you’re losing me by taylor swift
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“eddie.” i whisper. “hm?” he hums, still tuning with his guitar. “are you gonna come to bed?” i ask. “later.” he mumbles. “oh.” i sigh and leave, getting into bed alone.
i let my head hit the pillow before tears slip down. i don’t even attempt to wipe them away. eventually i fall asleep, one small wipe to my cheeks before i drift off.
i wake up in an empty bed and his side cold. i sigh and pad into the kitchen. i see his handwriting sprawled across a note.
emergency band meeting
-eddie
i sigh and make myself coffee. not even a ‘love eddie’ just an ‘-eddie’.
i’m pouring the creamer into my cup when the door opens and he appears. “morning.” i softly smile. “hey.” he sends a small smile back.
i watch him grab himself a cup of coffee and go and sit down on the couch, turning on the tv. i glare at him as i sip on my coffee.
he didn’t even say morning to me, or kiss me, or hardly acknowledge me.
i sit down beside him and try to cuddle into his side. it just seems that he’s cold, he’s not responding. “ed’s.” i say softly. “yeah?” he asks. “i love you.” i smile. “love you.” he responds, turning back to the tv.
“so, what was the emergency?” i ask. “gareth got a good idea, wanted to put it on paper.” he shrugs. “oh.” i turn back to the tv.
“did you sleep at all?” i ask. “for like 30 minutes.” he shrugs. “oh.” i pick at my sweater. i continue to stay there and let my coffee get cold.
eventually i can’t take it and look up at him. “eddie.” i sigh, pushing myself off of him. “what?” he asks. “do you love me?” i feel tears threaten to spill. “what? of course i do.” he swears.
“well fucking act like it.” i beg. “i have been.” he scoffs. “no you haven’t.” i point out, getting up. “what do you mean?” he responds. “you’re never here!” i yell.
“i’m here right now, and i was here all day yesterday.” he points out, now standing also. “you weren’t though! you might’ve been in the same apartment, but you’re not with me. you barely talked to me, only until i talked to you. you didn’t eat with me. you didn’t even lay down in bed with me. for fucks sake.” i rant.
“if you don’t want to be with me, just tell me. i can’t deal with this.” i beg him. “i do want to be with you.” he argues. “then act like it!” i yell.
he sighs, rubbing his hands over his face, sitting back down. there’s a moment of silence and i let the tears i’ve been holding back, fall.
“baby.” he sighs, getting up. i try to wipe them away but they keep falling. “hey.” he says softly. he moves my hands away and wipes away the tears.
“i’m sorry.” he apologizes. “sorry for not showing you how much i love you, because trust me, i love you more than life itself, more than anything. sorry for being an asshole, and sorry for not putting you and our relationship first.” he coos.
“i’m sorry for yelling.” i apologize. “it’s okay.” he softly laughs. “i promise i’ll be better.” he states. “me too.” i nod. “i love you.” he smiles. “i love you.” i smile back. “i’ll cancel my plans for the next week, just for me to make up for lost time. almost lost the most important thing to me.” he smiles.
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#eddie munson#x reader#eddie munson angst#angst#i lowkey hate it#based off of taylor swift#he’s an asshole#he’s an idiot#i’m so tired#i’m sad#angst than comfort#you’re losing me
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I like to think when Peter finally realize he's in love with Johnny. It'll be because Johnny did something stupid and Peter smiles and shakes his head and thinks "I love him" followed by "OH NO"
YES I LOVE THIS YES
#he’s an idiot#but he’s MY idiot#spideytorch#johnny storm#peter parker#peter x johnny#answering my asks
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my baby turns nine today and I’m not home to be with him so enjoy a wee photo dump of my boy simba🥹
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Wait wait wait Tanjiro going to Tengen for crush advice and Tengen is super excited to help until he finds out it’s Inosuke and they look over and the Inosuke in question is sitting in the dirt eating bugs or smthn and Tengen is just like “actually I think you might be beyond help”
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after Arthur returns
Merlin : I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Arthur: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Merlin , already taking off their clothes: God, Arthur, you’re so fucking stupid.
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Vash is not a golden retriever boyfriend. He’s definitely not a black cat boyfriend. He’s the shitass orange cat boyfriend that steals food off your plate when you’re not looking, drinks out of your glass when it’s left out on the table, and steals your stuff. He knocks your shit over and as soon as your asleep his ass is up and zooming. “He’s just a sweet baby who could do no wrong” -cat owners after their cat commits three counts of vehicular manslaughter, two armed robberies, a string of physical assaults, and one count of breaking and entering paired with trespassing. Vash is a disaster of a human being and would absolutely claw up your curtains by trying to climb them. He’s dumb, chaotic, and cannot be left alone for more than exactly 23 minutes. As a former orange cat owner I know these things.
#vash the stampede#trigun vash#trigun#vash our beloved#he’s an idiot#your curtains are NOT safe from the humanoid typhoon#Wolfwood sees through his bullshit#and so does Meryl#I like Trigun a normal amount#(a lie)#I can never like things a normal amount#it’s either all or nothing babyyyy
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Okay but imagine living in fear of a painful death involving a car covered in hammers that explodes a few times and the hammers go everywhere. Every time the ceo of tumblr gets in a vehicle with one too many hammers on it he has to wonder whether or not a trans person online rigged it to blow up multiple times like if the IRA did 9/11 and this will be his final moments. It’s a miserable and lonely experience I wouldn’t wish on my greatest enemy, and in my opinion requires the use of defensive nuclear arms.
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When you’re editing Astarion POV for Remember ye not the former things with @brabblesblog and you just can’t believe this man managed to reach adulthood, much less 200+ years.
#astarion#astarion fic#astarion x female tav#astarion x oc#astarion x tav#ascended astarion#he’s an idiot#but it’s always affectionate
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I am living for the idea of Crowley falling in love with Aziraphale back in the Garden but for 6000 years he doesn’t even realize it.
Like, Aziraphale comes up to him and Crowley feels his heart flutter but he thinks its a heart attack, or he gets butterflies and he thinks its indigestion. 😂
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*joe and vessel are kissing*
Hanson: Wait, I thought Joe loved tea..
*he realizes Joe has two hands*
Hanson: OOOOOOOOH!! Yeah, that makes a LOT more sense!! :D
Joe belongs to @marshmallow-biscuit-blog
Vessel belongs to @firecurls-27
Hanson belongs to me :)
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