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stevyguts · 1 year

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I’M SO MAD HOODWINKED AUDIO IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND OF MY VIGI PB IN TEARS I CAN’T THIS IS 4 SECONDS FASTER THAN MY PREVIOUS PB!! [update: this is no longer my pb]

#pizza tower #peppino #peppino spaghetti #the vigilante #he wasn't prepared #vigilante's hell is him nailed to a cross as the hoodwinked ost plays #this time was actually really good imo i think i can bring it down a few more seconds with the same strat #pizza tower speedrun

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puppetmaster13u · 5 months

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Prompt 96

Bruce squinted up at the older kid, frowning. Oh sure they didn’t look like a kid, and honestly had a ridiculous-looking suit of some sort, but he could tell. And seeing as he was in an unknown place- without Alfred- with several people after him- nothing new, he was the lone Wayne now after all- he figured it would be safer to stick together.

Billy on the other hand, is inwardly sweating when baby de-aged batman comes sprinting around the corner and glares up at him for what feels like an eternity before ducking beneath his cape with a hissed “Hide me from those weirdos” Um. Okay, what is he supposed to do now in this situation???

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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So I've been thinking more and more abt the fact that the fandom credits Bruce's incompetence in adulthood to being rich, and sure, it definitely plays a part, but I don't really get...Where it stems from specifically?

First of all, I don't think I've ever even seen a Mention of cleaning, cooking, gardening, driving etc staff; Alfred's our multi purposed, tired king, but he doesn't seem to have any colleagues to speak of?

Second of all; The Waynes truly don't seem like the " having people waiting on them hand and foot" brand of rich people? Like, wasn't their simplicity and relatively down to earth-ness the main reason why Gotham loved them so much??

So! Bruce's isolation and general lack of self-care knowledge can't be all blamed on his money, but the fact that he truly...Didn't have anyone to look at to learn?

Alfred did his best of course, but this is a heavily traumatised 8 year old who refused to look at anyone as family in fear of losing them too for the longest time.

I'm just crying at the thought of Bruce having no one to teach him how to pay bills, or make an appointment at the dentist, or go grocery shopping by himself, to order for himself at restaurants, or cook himself dinner, or keep his place tidy.

Those are all very mundane but precious and valuable activities that parents teach and share with their kids, and Bruce didn't fully get that. So what he did do was make sure his kids knew how to do it all.

Tim doesn't understand why Bruce wants them to try cooking every night. Jason doesn't get why he has to join Bruce, to watch him withdraw money or open an account at the bank

Damian doesn't get why they practice appointments with the vet. Cass doesn't necessarily think a 2 hour tutorial on how to power up the washing machine is crucial to her education.

" Because I don't want you to be like me. And when I'm gone, I want to make sure you can take care of yourself."

That may be the wrong thing to say because the thought of Bruce dying like a normal person makes them sob

#bruce wayne #meta #dc meta #bruce wayne meta #dc #dc comics #batdad #batfamily #nor trying to paint alfred as a neglective parent at all!! he probably wasn't prepared to teach these things himself so he just kinda...#did everything for bruce from a misguided place of love #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #cassandra cain #text #text post #this is specifically abt #battinson

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grey-wardens · 1 month

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Mmm. I'm dizzy. And you - are you all right?

#bg3edit #gamingedit #*#astarion #karlach #baldur's gate #astarion x karlach #hellspawn #starlach #i put a water barrel in astarion's inventory in preparation for this moment without realizing he wasn't strong enough to throw it #so lae had to come over there and throw it on karlach for them to kiss 💀

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a7estrellas · 4 months

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#BLANK SPACE - RDJ’S VERSION

ROBERT DOWNEY JR’s rendition of Blank Space by Taylor Swift

#robert downey jr #rdj #rdjedit #dailyrdjposts #mcucastedit #filmtv #taylor swift #he is in his 1989 era #I wasn't prepared for this

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shiro-sideblog · 3 months

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EICHI TENSHOUIN. YOU AGREE. REBLOG.

#just bear with me hehe #I will get over these cards one day #maybe... maybe not hehe #BUT JUST LOOK AT HIMM!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THESE EICHI'S ADORABLE CARDS!?#augh... he is too cutee...#and I'm not even talking ahout tori... 😭 I wasn't prepared to see neither of them...#enstars #eichi tenshouin

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nerd-artist · 7 days

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Singularity

Ereloy week day 1: Tactile

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7

#ereloyweek2024 #aloy #Erend #hfw fanart #day 1: Tactile #That post Singularity side-hug that lives rent free in my mind #He didn't know what he was doing to her #a simple touch with so much meaning #She wasn't prepared for it #Talanah is also there as she should have #also #mutton chop monday #horizon forbidden west

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clumsycapitolunicorn · 7 months

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"I don't know who you are." "Come on, it's me. Beelzebub. Lord of the Flies. Watch."

GABRIEL & BEELZEBUB | GOOD OMENS SEASON 2: EVERY DAY

#good omens #goodomensedit #ineffable bureaucracy #gabriel x beelzebub #archangel fucking gabriel #lord beelzebub #dailytvsource #cinematv #tvandfilm #usersource #otpsource #beelzebub: 👄 👅 🪰. gabriel: 😳 🫠 🧎🏻.#it's been 84 years since i last giffed them so here you go.#beez he wasn't prepared...none of us were!

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stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage · 1 month

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One of my favorite things that happened during my last mage Hawke playthrough was during the final battle against Meredith. Everything's going well. We're kicking her ass, she's got just this much health left, we're so close... but then everyone gets stunned dizzy.

Hawke is stumbling around all confused, seeing stars. The rest of his companions are stunned. I'm annoyed because I just want to end this fight. Don't know how or who did it, probably Meredith, but the situation's dire.

Meredith's standing by herself at the center of the Gallows, shouting nonsense and smugly believing the Maker's going to come down and make her his new bride after she murdered a bunch of innocent people.

Truly, this is the part of the story where Varric says they all thought hope was lost, that in the end, Meredith would pull a fast one on us and claim victory...

Until the REAL hero of dragon age 2 comes storming at her. I don't know why Carver was the only one to not be affected, but he literally jumped out of no where and just started bashing Meredith with his sword while everyone else was too dizzy to do anything until she was dead and the cutscene played.

"Hawke defeated Meredith-" LIES, VARRIC. I know the truth! I was there! Hawke didn't do shit! Carver Hawke was the main character all along! He got shit done and Varric gave Hawke all the credit!

I bring this up because last night I finished my warrior Hawke run and when we got to the fight with Meredith, I kind of hoped the same thing would happen where Bethany dashed in all heroic and got the killing blow on Meredith.

She did not.

She got squished by a statue.

But it's fine, Bethany Hawke was the true main character in my heart.

#da2 #dragon age 2 #carver hawke #bethany hawke #da2 hawke #varric tethras #da2 meredith #listen i have so much love for the hawke twins they are the main characters in my heart like yes fine hawke you're there too #but THE TWINS aaaaaaaauughghghghhhhhh #seriously though i'll never forget being annoyed that ed was bumbling around and then watching carver be the only one unaffected #and he's the only one beating meredith and tbh i was cheering him on yes baby brother get her show her how you do it back in fereldan #honestly doesn't it figure though? carver would be the one to deliver the final blow and then be completely overshadowed #because varric has such a hard on for hawke BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH #and it's the same with bethany like this entire run i was so invested in her and i wanted her to set meredith on fire #though this time the fight was actually super easy because i was way more prepared and at a higher level so hawke never got stunned?#i dunno but i wasn't keeping track of bethany during the battle and somehow she did die once... but it's fine she got better #siiiiiigh.... do you know how much i want a playthrough with just the twins? so badly like listen hawke you're neat #but maybe this time you could let the ogre eat you instead? just this once? i love both of my hawkes but the twins??#hawke twins hawke twins haWKE TWINS HAWKE TWINS #i guess i have to settle for au crafting and fanfic...

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eldritch-araneae · 9 months

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Bumblebee Week Day 1 - Cybertron

Free yourself Float away Let go Or here you'll stay Hold it close And open wide You have no faith The mirror lied 'Til the truth comes out 'Til the truth comes out 'Til the truth comes out Every night I die just a little All this time, I'm caught in the middle All your life, you fought with no winning This is just the end of the beginning Every night I die just a little All this time, I'm caught in the middle All your life, you fought with no winning This is just the end of the beginning

Song: Les Friction - The End of the Beginning

#bumblebeeweek2023 #bumblebee #megatron #transformers #maccadam #my art #sparkpulse au #so i couldn't prepare so i'm gonna just try whip out sketches #i guess it will help me battling perfectionism if i'll make more messy artworks ahahah #the song gave this idea to highlight the battle between these two #usually its Optimus who opposes Megatron but in my continuity its Bumblebee #opposing both Megatron and his puppeteer - Shockwave #i wasn't planning on this initially but i just liked the idea that its Bee who is the main threat even he doesnt look like one #poor cons dont know what they got themselves into ahahahah

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softiedingo · 3 months

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#jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal fandom #pedro pascal #pedropascal #critics choice awards #this man just stole my BREATH #he's so damn fine #SO GORGEOUS #he had no right to rock my world like that #i wasn't even prepared #😭😭😭#softiedingo

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leavingautumn13 · 11 months

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constantly thinking about nora and dima being besties

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#fallout 4 #fallout #dima #dima fallout #sole survivor #autumn.oc #oc: nora navarre #sorry for the lack of like. real art lmao #brain broken. silly redraws only for right now #okay goodnight i am taking my ibuprofen and attempting to relax #''autumn it's 10 am'' time isn't real #i warned you guys that i wasn't normal about dima. prepare yourselves #everytime i draw this mf he looks unbearably smug. like. the knife cat meme

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cbrownjc · 1 year

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Theory: Lestat is asleep in the Dubai Penthouse.

So I want to put this theory out before EP7 airs. I am nowhere close to 100% about it (barely even 50%), but I want to post it just in case I’m correct.

Since EP5, my belief has been that the 2022 part of the story takes place “during” Merrick. It doesn’t match Merrick 1-to-1, of course. But there are significant story points that match, particularly when it comes to Claudia’s diaries playing a significant role in the story and Louis attempting to end his un-life.

And where was Lestat during Merrick? Asleep. Basically, in a coma. A coma he’d been in since right after book 5, Memnoch the Devil.

In the books, Lestat went through basically three comas in his vampire life. (That I know of/remember. I don’t know if he goes through one in the Prince Lestat trilogy yet, since I just started it.) And I think the show has taken two of those comas and made them into one: the pre-Vampire Lestat coma and the post-Memnoch coma.

This works because the timeline for everything in the show is shorter than it was in the books because of the aging up of Lestat before the events of Interview with the Vampire happen. (He’s 150 in vampire years in the show instead of just 10 as in the book.) During the time period the show is at by EP6, the middle to the end of the 1930s, Lestat was at the start of his second coma sleep in the books.

And we already know from Claudia’s diaries in EP4 that she and Louis don’t get to Paris until 1945, after WWII is over and Paris was already liberated.

That second coma sleep of Lestat’s lasted 55 years. And, gee, how long has it been since Louis gave that first interview to Daniel in 1973? 49 years now. 50 years exactly when S2 starts (assuming S2 comes out at the end of 2023.)

My theory? Lestat went to sleep sometime in 1967 or 1968. (Which, US history-wise, 1968 was a hell of a year. In the books, he went to sleep in 1929, the year of the Crash and the start of the Great Depression. Which was a fitting parallel.)

If it was 1967, that would make it exactly 55 years since he was asleep by 2022, which is the year the show takes place in right now.

Now, I couldn’t guess where Lestat might have started his over half a century of sleep. But I do think, at some point, his body was moved. And the place it was moved to was Dubai. Into the penthouse where Louis is living and now giving his do-over interview with Daniel.

And Louis is now watching over him, as he was in Merrick when Lestat was in his post-Memnoch coma. I believe that part of Louis’ resting in EP4 was him also spending time with Lestat’s sleeping body, reading to him and such, as he did with Lestat's sleeping body in Merrick.

So, if this theory is correct, one of the final shots of EP7 will be the reveal of Lestat being asleep in another room in the Dubai penthouse.

Rashid said Louis’ book isn’t just a warning to humanity but a lengthy suicide note. And I think it is a suicide note specifically for Lestat, for whenever Louis hopes Lestat wakes up.

Just like the suicide note Louis left for the sleeping Lestat in Merrick.

#Lestat de Lioncourt #Louis de Pointe du Lac #Loustat #Interview with the Vampire #amc iwtv #iwtv #yes this theory means Lestat slept though the 1980s #meaning he didn't do the rock star thing #not the 80s rock star thing at any rate #though he did at some point re-record that Come To Me song #the audio quality wasn't great #meaning I don't think it was recorded at anytime in the 21st centrury #it was just transferred to digital IMO #I think Lestat might have re-recorded it in the 1950s maybe the early 1960s #that's just my theory for now though #I'm prepared to have this theory shot to hell after EP7 #Merrick

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pttucker · 6 months

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Yup, the match-making system of had definitely lost a lot of its marbles, hadn't it? Before the face of the third candidate could appear, I summoned up all my courage and shouted out. "No, hang on a minute! I don't have any thoughts of marriage yet!" The Judge lowered his head as if he wanted to apologise and backed off. [If the esteemed Prince isn't ready yet, then the introduction of the next candidate can be delayed until the next time…] [Hmm… I wonder who'll be able to tame this stubborn Prince of ours.]

*SCREAMING*

We all agree on who was about to show up as the third option, right? We all know who it was gonna be? Right?

Oh man, I just about fell out of my chair and rolled around on the floor when the Candidates started to appear. I know everyone in the entire Star Stream seems to love their shipping, Uriel and Persephone in particular, but I WAS NOT PREPARED.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Okay, I was maybe a little prepared for some teasing since Persephone loves to tease him about his (so far nonexistent) love life but this whole little matchmaking presentation from a Judge of the Underworld was more than I could have ever imagined. The Judge literally saying that maybe Sangah is out of Dokja's league adakjfldjfskfs.

And let's not forget, we're literally right in the middle of a massive battle that's about to go sideways due to the meddling of a certain archangel. But, you know, priorities.

I swear...what even is this novel? How am I ever gonna explain any of this to anyone?

Oh man, and then after teasing him all this time about Sangah and Joonghyuk (…and then Joonghyuk again…) Persephone just casually drops Bihyung into the conversation.

Bihyung.

Which… not a ship I’ve ever considered... even if they do have a baby together. (Wow, this story is weird isn’t it?)

But, you know what? You do you, Dokja! I support your strange but unique life choices!

(Dokja does not want this. Dokja does not want any of this.)

#oh man dokja totally knew who was coming next didn’t he?#I mean he HAD to know after Persephone’s teasing last time #my guy wasn’t mentally prepared #he wasn't mentally prepared for ANY of this #and then the comment about who will TAME him #please mom and dad can you just give him an army so he can be on his way?#pretty please?#dokja doesn't know how to handle parents who are...actually parents #orv #orv spoilers #orv liveblog #orv novel chapter 388 #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kdj #hades #persephone #hankim #joongdok #doksang

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sluttylittlewaste · 24 days

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Bobby Dawn makes me a very specific kind of angry

#he's only said maybe three lines #even I wasn't prepared for the flood of deep rage I just felt #there is no evil like a smiley old religious man #if i die #let me die #d20 fhjy #dimension 20 #fhjy #bobby dawn #tw: depictions of religious white men

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withheartsaligned · 3 months

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count my little scars, i've got dozens down inside

#oc: ihov'a lhesaa #preparing for his viper era #guy who has finally healed enough from his trauma to let go of rdm and become something of his own volition #i guess the argument could be made he became a pirate of his own volition #but i don't think he would have ever done that if wasn't fueled by hatred for garlemald #also i can finally permanently shut his right eye with customize+ like i always wanted hell yeah hell yeah

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