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fritzes · 3 months
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let’s get some positivity here. put in the tags a tennis player you like for no particular reason other than good vibes
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eggmeralda · 8 months
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damián antón ojeda my beloved
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larentslovechaos · 10 months
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any law ppl wanna look over my lease agreement before i sign it and tell me if i'd be allowed to end it early or not 😂
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washyourdamnhands · 2 years
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You ever meet your boyfriend’s friend and after a few minutes of talking he asks your boyfriend what keeps him with you and your boyfriend tells him he lucked out because you’re the whole package and you give the friend some of the chocolate cake you baked and he says he doesn’t eat cake but after you say goodbye, the friend texts your boyfriend that the cake is good and asks if you have any friends that could do that for him or at least fuck him? 😂
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Hey, I'm the anon who sent in that ask asking you to explain about the Slappy shanking post, and I just wanted to thank you for answering my ask, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who's thought about what he's like in a fight XD
Until I saw that post, I always figured he would have to be one of those people you don't want to run into after dark or down an abandoned alleyway (especially if you owe Nosferatu something/have wronged Nosferatu in some way) if only because while he may not be outwardly malicious towards people, he still seems like the kind of guy that could easily make me disappear after kicking my ass :(
At least now I know to warn my friends not to accept his dinner invites should I go missing in advance lol
Helloooo!! Hiii! I loved your ask. Its always fun to ramble on about headcanons for slappy or hear some from others!
I've thought about Slappy and how would he fight. When I first saw Stair Wars it only confirmed to me that even when he has the opportunity to fight, he figures out a less violent and more obscure way of handling conflicts. He's very passive. Slappy is pretty disliked amongst bikini bottomites so he has every opportunity to retaliate. He just doesn't and he doesn't care to. Even with the kids picking on him in Terror at 20,000 leagues. He purposely chose to scare them in the least harmless way possible.
At most I think he'd take pleasure in folks being creeped out by him or he'd just hold a passive aggressive smile and quietly accept things (like the he did in the mid season finale when grandpat and granny tentacles were making fun of his poem)
If he absolutely has to fight then you know you wouldn't see it. I imagine he'd handle things quietly. Even when he has the opportunity to fight, he chooses a non-violent method in order to win. I can assume he just doesn't want to get his hands dirty. He's wearing a very nice suit after all. I don't think he wants to pay extra at the dry cleaners to get blood stains off of it.
I'm pretty sure slappy can get away with murder pretty easily in bikini bottom if he was to kill. The cops are too incompetent and there's plenty of characters in the show who have a kill count. But I'd rather think that while you can suspect him, there's just never enough proof to conclude it's him. You have a bad feeling about him and nothing more.
Slappy is different from other Peter Parodies. They usually are maniacal weirdos with an insatiable bloodlust. I do want to keep Slappy different. Him just being a seemingly harmless weirdo who usually minds his business or wants to join in whenever he sees something fun. I don't want to go too far with making him more murderous.
Still I think you'd be safe. One thing that's notable about Slappy is that he does try to help whenever he can. He tried applying for a job as an intern for the patrick show, he joined in the stair wars, he took the job managing the phone for the pat-a-thon. I've always sorta headcanoned that he considers SB and Patrick as his ""friends"" they are the only folks who dont seem to be actively mean to him which for him is kindness.
I'm assuming it's a similar case with Nosferatu. And for his friends, he'd do anything for them. Probably even murder <3 but don't worry. I think if you aren't actively mean to his friends then you don't need to worry about him ending you. He can tolerate if you are being mean to him but his friends? Now that's a punishable offense. You might not show up for work the next day. There is no body to conclude what really happened to you.
Anyways I doubt you'd beef with any of them so a walk in a dark alley way with Slappy is absolutely safe. He might try to creep you out by telling stories of murders and stuff that has happened in this alley way but for me that just sounds like a dream💖 if he does decide to kill me then I'd simply thank him <3 with a face like that he could get away with anything. He's too adorable to be guilty <3 even if he did actually commit the crime💕
Jokes aside this convo doesn't include cannibalism. That's a whole different can of worms.
He is a vampire's minion. All other vampire minions like Renfield for example eat bugs and whatever and slowly move up the food chain. Slappy is kinda gluttonous. Who's to say he wouldn't think of eating one of his own kind? Like that Peter Parody Mr. Sydney who was obsessed with finding "a new taste sensation". It's also an effective way of getting rid of evidence hence why you shouldn't accept a dinner invite from him. But would he actually do it? Possibly. Or maybe he likes fucking with you and his jokes about cannibalism get a little too close to comfort. You can never be sure if he really means it or not.
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midnightcowboy1969 · 2 years
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Idk I just don’t like Daniel H*well’s quirky pessimistic persona.
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aboredcreator · 2 years
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Who will you choose?
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ben barnes?
Yikes, I Don’t See The Appeal || Not My Type || He’s Alright || I See The Appeal But I’m Different™ || Cute But On Alternating Wednesdays || He Has A Kind Face And That’s Good Enough || Pretty || Gorgeous || I— I Love? We Don’t Deserve Him.
send me your favorite average, white man and i'll rate him
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just-history-things · 2 years
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I do love the Gone Medieval podcast but I’m gettin’ real tired of listening to Matt Lewis constantly wax on about Richard III.
Just the fact that he openly says he “favors” the Yorkists in the Wars of the Roses like dude wtf????? It happened five hundred years ago you shouldn’t be “favoring” anyone.
Like I understand how he became the president of the R3 society but if you’re taking sides in a conflict from 5 centuries ago you shouldn’t be considered a top historian in your field.
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k00ldino · 18 days
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do you ship with terry and korvo
I’M THINKING ABOUT IT REALLY HARD
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vilkm · 4 months
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Alright so I definetly am transfem and all and definetly get gender envy from more 'normal' sources, but I also sometimes get appearance envy from this guy, Mike Scott, from The Waterboys
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frownyalfred · 1 year
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Clark being annoying in the Marvel universe after getting accidentally transported there: well MY billionaire vigilante would never do this—
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backontrackdiary · 2 years
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Why do I feel like listening to only justin bieber's songs
Btw I really hope he gets well
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samscorch · 5 months
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Okay but Jon agreeing that he sees Richie as trans-coded yesterday on stream and that he sees Paul as autistic-coded today on stream? We literally just keep winning
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Oh no I'm going to sleep soon I won't find out how few points the UK gets
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secondbeatsongs · 9 months
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it's so funny trying to talk to people about Speed Racer (2008), because it's like...what if there was a guy who drove a car so well that he defeated capitalism
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