#and dissolves the biggest corporation in the world overnight
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it's so funny trying to talk to people about Speed Racer (2008), because it's like...what if there was a guy who drove a car so well that he defeated capitalism
#speed racer#speed racer 2008#speed racer (2008)#it's like#imagine there's a nascar driver with no sponsors. no logos on his car or jacket or anything. and he's the only one without logos#everyone else is plastered with 'em like in any normal race#(except for this one other dude who seems weirdly attached to the first dude)#(but don't worry about it)#anyway#so this guy's the best driver in the world#but he's not in it for the money or the notoriety#just for pure _love of the game_#he just likes racing!#and so he finds a way#to drive a car so well#that he sends jeff bezos to prison#and dissolves the biggest corporation in the world overnight#that's what speed racer is#thank you for coming to my ted talk#anyway I might have had this conversation with a nice old lady today#in my defense#she asked
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