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this man is the one true ally
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Aaaaaaaaaa
I just met my boyfriend’s mum irl for the first time last night and today we bumped into her coworker and his wife at walmart and she introduced me as the fiancée (!)
Guys, I think she likes me
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Women’s Hockey News Round Up: 4/17-4/25
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Toronto, Montreal clinch playoffs
New York eliminated from playoffs
Players who have signed ten day contracts: Mélodie Daoust (MTL), Nicole Kosta (BOS), Kelly Babstock (BOS), Alexa Gruschow (NY), Carley Olivier (NY)
Players moved to LTIR: Loren Gabel (BOS)
Players who signed standard player agreement contracts: Mikyla Grant-Mentis (MTL)
Ann-Sophie Bettez (MTL), who was on LTIR, had season ending surgery (via Pat Laprade)
Players who’ve stated they plan to declare for the draft: Maja Nylen Persson, Claire Thompson, Sarah Fillier. Many more rumored, full list will be revealed May 1st
Ottawa’s Zoe Boyd and Kristin Della Rovere were able to get some skating time in since both having wrist injuries. While both won’t be back this season, it is good to see them be with the team! (Via Alex Adams, includes video)
International
SWHL’s HC Fribourg-Gottéron Ladies announce a bunch of signings including Finnish forward Jenna Suokko, USports top forward and champion Maggy Burbidge, Lauren Dabrowski, and Jade Surdez
Kassidy Sauvé joins Sweden’s SDE after making her way back from injury last year and playing in Finland
Defender Erica Rieder, who last played for Modo Hockey in 2021-2022, makes her return to hockey on a two year deal with Luleå HF
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sunsets and stars 
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Mythbusters is great because Adam Savage will be like “Could Sir Arthur have built a surface to air missile with Middle Ages technology? Probably not. Anyway here’s how to make a bomb.” And Jamie will be like “If all goes well this will not blow up instantly and kill us.” And the three other guys are trying to see if you could kill a person by throwing an egg really fast.
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I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.
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Me after googling something I knew I’d regret
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real tumblr girl vibe is rechecking peoples bios before you say their name in an ask even if we've been mutuals for 10 years bec i don't want to make a Mistake
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this would pull me too because i’ve been really into hot salsas lately and i need to talk to someone about it
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