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shawnmazhabi · 27 days

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Part 3

Hi dosto, pichle part me maine bataya ki kaise maine Didi se apni muth marwayi aur boobs dabaane ki ijazat bhi leli. Aage kya kiya batata hu.

Agle din porn dekhte waqt maine gaur kiya, ki didi chut sehla rahi thi. Mere dekhne pe wo apna haath apni chut se hata leti.

Mai: Chodh kyu di? Karo na, Mai kuch nahi bolunga.

Didi: Acha beta, mera dialogue mujhe hi?

Mai: Mai kardu?

Didi: Tu kyu?

Mai: Aap meri muth maarte ho, isliye Mai apki chut sehla deta hu. Return gift.

Didi ne zyada socha nahi aur muskuraate hue kaha-

Didi: Theek hai, kar.

Bas maine jaise hi chut pe haath rakha, Didi ne jhatka diya. Pehli baar kisi ne didi ki chut ko chua tha. Mai dheere-dheere maalish karta raha aur Didi ne aankhen band kar li. Maine dheere-dheere speed bada di aur Didi moan karne lagi zor se aur ek-dum se garam paani chhod diya. Paani chodhke wo bed pe gir gayi.

Mai: Acha laga?

Didi: Bhut.

Mai: To abse Mai aapka karunga aur aap mera.

Didi(smile karke): Haa theek hai.

Shaam ko fir aisa mauka aaya. Lekin tab video me ladka chut chaat raha tha.

Mai: Didi aise karu?

Didi ek-dum se maan gayi. Maine turant unko litaya aur unki mulayam garam makkhan jaisi chut pe muh rakh diya. Wo fir jhatka maane lagi. Maine dheere-dheere unki chut ko chaatna Shuru kiya aur Didi ko maza aane laga.

Wo machalne lagi aur unhone mera sir pakad liya aur Mai bachhe ki tarah poori chut ice-cream ki tarah khaa raha tha. Didi ki saans badne lagi aur Mai samajh gaya, ki wo paani fenke wali hai aur dekhte hi dekhte, unhone bhut zor se chut ka paani chodh diya mere muh me aur Mai saara paani pee gaya.

Didi: Ye kya kiya? Ajeeb nahi laga?

Mai: Nahi.

Didi: Kaisa tha?

Mai: Bhut tasty tha, namkeen garam gel ki tarah.

Mere lip pe thoda paani laga hua tha, to maine ungli pe leke unko diya. Pehle to unhone mana kiya, fir halka sa jeebh se taste kiya to unko acha laga. Fir poori ungli chaat gayi.

Mai: To kaisa laga?

Didi: Aaj-tak itna maza nahi aaya tha kabhi.

Mai: To hum roz kare?

Didi: Itna poochta kyu hai? sun, ab se jab tera mann kare meri chut khaa lena. Mai kuch nahi bolungi aur toone pehle kyu nahi bola?

Mai: Matlab?

Didi: Jab Mai kapde pehan ke rehti thi, tab tumne boobs aur chut ke maze ke baare me kyu nahi samjhaya? Agar tu pehle bata deta, to Itne saal kitna maza le rahi hoti Mai.

Mai: Aise direct kaise poochta, ki Didi aapka boobs dabana hai. Ya chut khaane do? Agar Mai bolta boobs choosna hai, to kya aap nipple nikaal ke muh me de deti?

Didi zor-zor se hasne lagi aur boli-

Didi: Pata nahi, lekin nange rehne ka logic diya to maani na? Waise hi Boobs dabaane ka, choosne ka aur chut khaane ka kaaran samjhata, to shayad thoda time lagta, par maan jaati.

Didi: Sach me itna maza aata hai. Pata rehta to pehle se hi tujhse boobs aur chut chuswaati. Mujhe to lagta hai, ki sabko karna chaiye. Bhai Behan hai to kya hua, maza milne se matlab hai. Aur sab bade ho gaye hai. Dono jaante hai, ki dono ke paas kya hai. Magar pata nahi itne shareef kyu bante hai?

Didi: Lekin ek baat hai, toone jo bhi karne ko bola usse mujhe baad me koi pachtawa nahi hua. Har cheez karke khush hi mili mujhe. Pehle thoda doubt hota tha, lekin abhi jo bolega Mai maanungi. Kyuki mujhe yakeen hai, tu kuch aisa nahi karega jisse Mai dukhi hou.

Mai: Theek hai Didi, to ek aur kaam kardo. Muh se meri muth maaro na.

Didi(muskurate hue): Blowjob? logic kya hai?

Mai: Maine tumhara chaata na, ab tum bhi mera kardo.

Didi haste hue: Theek hai.

Mai jannat me pahunch gaya, jaise hi Didi ne mera lund apne muh me liya aur blowjob dene lagi. 10 minutes tak mera lund choosne ke baad, Mai jhadne wala tha, to mujhe baathroom le gayi aur haath se muth maarke mera maal nikal diya.

Mai bhut weak ho gaya tha, par bhut maza aaya. Lekin ek choti si baat khatak rahi thi, ki Mai maal fenkna nahi chahta tha. Raat ko Maine Didi ko samjhaya, ki aise acha nahi lagta fenkna.

Didi: To kya chahta hai bata?

Mai: Mera maal khaogi?

Didi sochne lagi.

Mai: Maine bhi to piya hai tumhara. Please Didi tum bhi khao na.

Didi: Arre nahi-nahi, khaane me problem nahi hai. Pata nahi kaisa hoga.

Mai: Taste to mujhe bhi nahi pata, shayad aapke jaisa ho namkeen aur agar aapko aapka paani pasand hai, to mera bhi acha lagega. Nahi acha laga to fenk dena.

Didi maan gayi aur time waste na karte hue mera lund choosne lagi. Kuch der baad jhadte hue, Maine saara maal Didi ke muh me daal diya. Aahhh kitna aaram lag raha tha aur Didi ke muh me nikaalne ki feeling alag hi thi, to bhut zyada nikla.

Par Didi zara sa nigalne gayi, to usko khaansi aa gayi aur usne poora maal fenk diya. Maine paani diya aur bola-

Mai: Mat karo.

Didi: Arre nahi, koi problem nahi tha. Actually thoda-thoda karke nigalne par gale me chipak gaya. Ek baar me khaa jaati to nahi hota. Theek hai next time se ho jayega.

Mai: Taste kaisa tha?

Didi: Oh haa, gazab ka tasty tha yaar. Mere paani se bhi tasty. Actually tera maal meetha hai, poora vanilla ki tarah. Bas garam hai. Baaki poora malai hai. Bhut acha tha. Mujhe roz khaana hai.

Mai bhut khush ho gaya aur bola: Bilkul, jab marzi nikaal ke khaa lena.

Agle din se aisa hi hua. Jis tarah Mai jab marzi Didi ka boobs dabata aur choosta tha, wo bhi jab marzi room me aake mera lund choosti thi aur maal nikaal ke khaa jaati thi. Wo maal nigalne me expert ho gayi thi.

Didi mere maal ke liye itni pagal ho gayi thi, ki ek din mujhe maal bread pe fenkne ko boli aur uspe laga ke khaane lagi. Mere maal ko Didi jam ki tarah samajhne lagi thi.

Suba uth kar aur raat ko sone se pehle to routine hi tha. 69 bhi seekh gayi thi. Ghar ke har kone me Didi mera lund choos chuki thi aur Mai unki chut chaat chuka tha.

Ek raat 69 ke baad hum dono baat kar rahe the.

Mai: Maza to bhut a raha hai, lekin mujhe ye bhi Mummy ke saamne karna hai.

Didi: Mujhe bhi.

Mai: Lekin pant kholne me aur wapas pehan-ne me Mummy dekh legi.

Didi: Haa lekin mere paas plan hai.

Mai: Acha? batao fir.

Didi: Ek t-shirt hai, jo ghutne se thoda upar tak aata hai. Wo Itna bada hai, ki pant bhi dhak jaati hai. Pata bhi nahi chalta, ki neeche kuch pehna hai ki nahi. Mai wahi kuch din pehnungi. Mummy ko shak hoga but Mai dikhaa doongi ki neeche pant pehna hai. Ek baar vishwas ho jayega, to doosre din se pant nahi pehnungi aur Mummy ko shak bhi nahi hoga.

Mai: Usse kya hoga?

Didi: Arre buddhu, fir pant kholne ka jhamela nahi rahega. Tu sirf t-shirt zara sa upar karke chut khaa sakta hai. Aur jab lagega ki Mummy aa rahi hai, ya dekh lengi to just t-shirt neeche kar doongi.

Mai: Waah Didi, kamaal ka idea diya hai.

Doosre din Didi ne wo t-shirt pehni aur Mummy ne roka bhi. Didi ne plan ke mutabik t-shirt utha ke dikhaa diya, ki neeche half pant pehni hai. 2-3 din Mummy comfortable nahi thi. 6 din baad Didi ne fir utha ke dikhayi pant..

Mummy: Theek hai theek hai, samajh gayi Mai, aaj kal ka fashion hai.

Mummy ko aur shak nahi tha. Bas fir Didi room me jaake wapas aayi aur mere saamne sofa pe baith gayi. Mai neeche baitha tha. Didi ne t-shirt halke se upar kiya, to maine dekha ki Didi ne pant utaar diya tha.

Ye dekh kar Mai khush ho gaya. Bas hamne apna khel shuru kar diya. Mummy ka dhyaan jab TV pe hota, to peeche Mai Didi ka t-shirt kamar tak karke chut chaat-ta tha aur Mummy kitchen me ho, to boobs tak utha deta tha, jisse wo almost poori nangi ho jaati thi.

Fir Mai unka paani nikaal ke pee leta tha aur wo bhi mera lund dheere-dheere choosti thi, taaki awaaz na aaye aur mera maal khaa leti thi. Mummy nahaane jaati thi, to sofa aur poore living room me hi poore nange hoke boobs suck aur 69 karte the. Jo bhi ho karna zaroori tha.

Ek baar Didi sofa ke peeche khadi hoke, sofa pe baithi Mummy se baat kar rahi thi. Mai ghutno par baith kar dheere-dheere neeche se gaya aur Didi ki t-shirt me neeche se ghus gaya. Sofa ki height itni thi, ki khade insaan ki kamar se neeche nahi dikhta tha, to Mummy ko bhi pata nahi chala, ki Mai neeche Didi ki chut chaat raha hu.

Mere saath bhi Didi aisa karti thi. Mai boxer pehanta tha, jisme saamne chain hota tha aur aadha khula rakhta tha. Ek din Mai khade hoke baat kar raha tha, to same way me Didi neeche se aake lund choosne lagi aur maal tak nikaal ke khaaya. Aise bhut si shaitaaniya karne lage hum dono.

Ek baar wo neeche baithi thi aur Mai sofa pe aur Mummy mere side me par side ghoomi hui thi, kyuki TV sofa ke right me hai. Isliye right ghoom ke dekhna padta hai. To mummy ki peeth meri taraf thi. Didi thoda sa lund chain se bahar karke choosne lagi.

Lund chuste hue wo itni josh me aa gayi, ki poora boxer ghutne tak utaar diya aur poora lund muh me le liya. Maza aane laga, itna ki raha nahi gaya aur Mai khada ho gaya aur pant poora neeche gir gaya.

Hum dono ko hosh hi nahi tha, ki ye sab Mummy ke peeche ho raha tha. Aakhir maal nikal gaya Didi ke muh me aur mujhe hosh aaya, to jhat se maine pant uthayi aur baith gaya. Mere zor se baithne ki wajah se Mummy peeche ghoomi, par kuch nahi dikha to wapas TV dekhne lagi.

Achanak Didi ko dekha to paya, ki ab bhi usne muh me maal rakha hua hai. Maine khaane ko kaha, to wo smile karke chidhaane lagi aur muh khol ke dikhaya aur maal khaa gayi. Sab kuch bhut maze me tha, par kahi andar me kuch missing lagta tha roz, pata nahi kya.

Khair din-b-din hum expert ho gaye. Aisa bhi din aaya, jab Mummy kitchen me khaana bana rahi thi aur theek peeche se Mai Didi ko deewar me sata ke neeche se chut chaat raha tha.

Iske aage ki kahani Mai aapko agle part me bataunga, ki kaise hamne milke Mummy ko apni baato me fasaya aur Didi ko poore ghar me nange rehne ki permission bhi mil gayi.

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msbhagirathi · 6 days

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IPKKND LIVE BLOG SEASON 1 [Epi. 7]

Hi. Aa jaao. You already know what do we do here. Baith gaye? Chalo start. Acha. Ruko. Saath mein popcorns liya? Lol. :P Chalo aao ab start karte hein, serious :)

1. Bitwa's face tho. He seems to be so damn irritated. Anyways.

2. Uhhh.. Bitwa.. Your wife Khushi is talking about the harkat that you did back in Lucknow, a day or two ago. Don't play ignorant now, okay? I know, you very well understand what is she tryna say, uhh-huhhh. Acting smart.

3. And what the freaking hell was with that line, Bitwa? "Toh mere har kaam mein taang araana band karo." When did SHE taang araao in your 'kaam'? I don't remember. Is she already disturbing you in your sleep? Have you already started falling for her? I am so sorry to say this. But. You are such a gone case, Bitwa. Lol. Whatever.

4. You are tryna intimidate her but I think the one getting more intimidated is YOU, alone my dear Bitwa. She is very much at peace right now. Whatever.

5. Look at that two seconds satisfying smile, Bitwa flashes, when Khushi says, "Phir paisa?" Lol. He is definitely enjoying this.

6. Tryna provoke her, are we, Bitwa?

7. Look at his face when Khushi is giving her monologue of khuddari and udhaar nahi lete and all that. He is so freaking enjoying this. His face's like 'Her whole life is gonna feel like a lie to her once she knows the price money.'

8. Khushi ~very confidently so~ picks up her basta to fish out 'the price money'. She is actually ~oh so innocent~ y'all. Sometimes I feel like pulling her cheeks so hard. Kucchi pucchi ku you kiddo, you haven't even seen your neighborhood states, forget about seeing the world.

9. Actually, this fact might have further intrigued him more, that she is an eighteen year old, fresh out of school, middle class girl ~a literal nobody~ in front of him and yet her zeal, confidence and enthusiasm is unmatchable.

10. "Pacchis hazaar." and all the color rushes out of her face and she gives him a side glance like 'Duh. Really!? This giant oldie will take THAT MUCH for repairing?'

11. Arnav feels like he should cut some slack off for this girl, after all she have had to endure a lot because of his tape fiasco as she subtly hinted at when the conversation had begun.

12. So. Instead of further taking money from her, he decides to help her in his own ~I am the knight in shining armor for a damsel in distress like you~ (In one word: ARROGANT) way. He. Read it carefully. He GRABS her arm ~with that haq~ (excuse me sir? care to explain?) and places a new crisp one thousand rupee note and closes her palm. Uff. I will die of the intensity of haq he is exercising over her and the way she lets him do so without snatching away her hand. (Note that she would always snatch away her hand whenever Shyam would try to do something of that sort.)

13. "Khuddari ki baatein humesha bohot sasti hoti hain aur paisa bohot mehenga. Tum bhi yahin ho aur main bhi. We'll see." Kyun Bitwa? What happened to your two second old suggestion for Khushi to return back to Lucknow with the 'leftover money'? Do you not want your wife her to leave? Do you already want your wife her to stay around you as much as possible? Tum kya see karoge Bitwa hum tohka see karihein iske baad se haan.

14. "....Haan ab theek hai..." Kya theek hai Bitwa? Ya phir more like kaun theek hai? Tum? Ya woh fashion show wali ladki? Kya janna chah rahe the tum Bitwa? That Khushi is fine or not? And what happened to your 'das minute mein pahunch jaunga wali meeting' for which you couldn't 'waste' your precious time for the puja this morning? Who oh who will answer my goddamn questions? BTW, so men really do forget everything after meeting their wives huh? And I see our Bitwa is no exception. Lol. Whatever.

15. Wah wah 'tuuu ruru tuutuu rururu'(Lol. I have no fucking idea why did I add the bg sound for her here. Lol. Please bear with me.) MAMIJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. Belcome Homes Mamiji.

16. Hahahaahahaahha. See y'all I seriously lost it jab mamiji ne touchwood bolke apna sir hi touch karliya. Lol. Whatever.

17. Vyjanthimala, huh? Really? Mamiji? Ok. Wait. Y'all. Lemme show you who is Vyjanthimala.

*runs to google to search up her name coz has no idea herself who she is*

*skims through the photos*

*is awestruck by her beauty*

*debates about the selection of photo*

*decides one and takes screenshot*

*adds it here along with the link*

Presenting y'all.

Vyjayanthimala.

Indian actress and dancer.

This is Vyjanthimala. Of course, this is an old picture (She is ninety years old now. Wow. Can you believe it? This young beauty is ninety years old now.)

So. Yeah. Now you can see for yourself, who is she comparing herself with. Such heights of flattery for your own self, mamiji? Not good. (Utkarsha ma'am is of course very beautiful. I am just pointing out the character flaw, given to her, of over-glorifying herself and her sun and her huzbend and her phamily.)

18. She really 'thued' at her own reflection y'all. Lmao. I can't-*wheezes away for the next four business days*

19. Lol. I love mamaji and mamiji's banter y'all. The way mamaji compliments her and keeps his mouth shut when she gets irritated. Lmao. One of the relationships I so love throughout the show.

20. "Itni muskil se toh auda banaye, usko aise hi jaane de?" A little glossary here. Ohada means (as explained by my friend @phuljari di) (pad/sthaan/padwi in hindi) status like we see here mamiji had to do a lot to gain/earn a place in the Raizada Household. So it is actually very important for her to always look 'tip-taap' as she believes that only then, she would be accepted as a Raizada bahu if she 'looks' like it. I hope I was able to make it clear.

21. And here comes naniji. Looking for some Lakshmi.

22. Okay. So. One more thing. See how mamiji literally acts like a teenager as she kind of rebels against her order of coming down immediately. So she refuses to follow her order and tells her husband that she would arrive a few minutes later. Hmm. Speaks a lot about the kind of relation mamiji and her saas-o-maa share.

23. And look how naniji dismisses her as well saying that she isn't waiting for her but for the children.

24. See? You noticed how Bitwa tossed away Aakash's question about 'uss din wali ladki'? This also means nobody except Anjali Di know about the Lucknow fiasco. Also, look how he shook his head when Aakash offered to take legal action against her? Ufff. I will die of this protective-ness and possessive-ness already.

25. Do you too find Arnav's face particularly hot and delicious in this scene where he is talking to Aakash? Also I am kicking my legs and squealing at that dent wali line. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. God. Oh. God. Please save me.

26. And we are immediately taken to that 'uss din ladki' who has just returned from her trip to the pharmacy shop.

27. Shut up buaji. She had gone out running, only FOR YOU. Show some grateful-ness. Dammit.

28. We are again taken back to Shantivan.

29. The smart-ass Raizada brothers walk in, with full tashan. Everyone quickly dismiss themselves and nani and Arnav are left alone.

30. Wait. Look at nani's expression. Arnav gets the hint that she wants to speak to him about something. And the atmosphere quickly turns awkward as Arnav struggles to maintain small-talk. Asking about her trip and the facilities provided.

31. Nani explains him that she went to a pilgrimage, a place where one needs to do some hard work in order to receive the fruits of their prayers. Then she continues to say that this time she had gone there for him and Arnav is surprised, "Mere liye?" Look at the way he asks it. He definitely did not expect it.

32. But then nani continues to speak cryptically. "Jiss raftaar se aap chalat hain, uss raftaar per swayam ke alawa sab kuch dhundlaiye jaat hai." Arnav counters back, "Nani mujhe sab kuch saaf-saaf dikh raha hai." "Galat jagah dekh rahe hain aap. Sirf aage hi nahi nazar ghumaakar piche bhi dekh lijiye. Har pidhi aane wali pidhi ko kuch sikha ke jaat hai. Lekin jab raftaar thodi dhimi ho tabhi sahi galat ki pehchaan hui sakat hai." I want to process these lines some more then will let you know my views on this monologue.

33. Anjali di brings a white kurta for him which will undoubtedly go to the un-used collection of ethnics Arnav has.

34. She somehow senses his mood which is still sour from the lines nani spoke to him a few moments ago and the encounter he had with Khushi on the road. And di yet again reminds him of her. She tries to know about the incident but Arnav dodges it away by saying, "Kuch khaas nahi."

35. Khushi again has to bear the brunt of buaji's anger.

36. Buaji tell me one thing. Uncle ko koi uncle nahi bolega toh kya bolega. Uff. Somebody please help her.

37. And the moment she reminds her of 'paisa'. Khushi again immerses herself in the world of Laard guvunur and his pacchis hazaar(her oh-so-sweet escapism y'all ;) ).

38. Both the sisters go to the market to buy some sabzi. But Khushi cannot think anything else other than her woh. She literally said it. "Jiji WOH phirse mila tha." At this point, Khushi is just a lost case. Payal rightly points out her 'chain' has been 'chhined' by that LG.

39. Khushi explains her that her 'chain' will not be back until and unless she pays back the pacchis hazaar that she owes him.

40. Ew! Shyam enters with an umbrella. Ew. Ew. Ew. His cryptic words irks me to no extent. So maybe he had indeed planned the fight with those rogues in order to ensure that her parents would send her to Delhi. Whatever. Bye. I don't watch precaps.

P.S.: No P.S. Ghar jaao. Bye.

#arshi #arnav and khushi #arnav singh raizada #ipkknd #khushi kumari gupta #iss pyaar ko kya naam doon #lol #i hate shyam #with all my existence #ok bye #ok bye y'all

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hinsaa-paramo-dharma · 1 year

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Yeh lijiye :)

I know no one will understand my handwriting (besides, i have made many spelling mistakes)

So, here's the poem:-

Mera Vinaash-

Har kisi ke liye saveraa hua

Aur mere liye raat thi

Har kisi ki neend khuli

Aur mera mann so gya

Har koi (apna) kaam karne lga

Aur mere tan ne kaam karna band kar diya

Har koi naye sapne bunn raha tha

Aur mene sapne dekhna band kar diya

Har kisi ne aashayein rakhi thi

Aur mene har aasha hi kho di

Har koi jeewan ji raha tha

Aur mein jeewan vyateet.

-Durga

#Bhaisahab thoda kum judge karna meri like dusri poem hai #Critiques are welcome tho :)#Ha meine likhte samay bahut mistakes ki thi #Raat mein likha tha neend mein thi #desi shit posting #indian dark academia #indian aesthetic #desi academia #desi dark academia #desi aesthetic

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patanahikyun · 2 months

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Har kaam ko hum kal pe taal dete hainn...

Lekin ek din aayega jab pta bhi nahi chalega aur ye din ginti ke ho jayenge..

#spilled ink #writers and poets #poets on tumblr #writers on tumblr #spilled thoughts #writerscommunity #dead poets society #poetsandwriters #my writing #original art #desi tumblr #desiblr #desi thoughts

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misssclumsy · 6 months

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*my mom, when i do something without being told*

"haye sara kaam bigad diye, hushh tumhe khudse karne kon bolta hai isko aise nahi karna tha, jab kaam karne nahi aata to kaam bigaado mat

*also my mom i didn't do anything*

Kuchh mat Karo baitthe raho kabhi khud se kuchh karne ka mann karta hai tumhara. har baat ke liye ab tumhe batana padega itni badi ho gayi ho lekin aqal nahi aaya hai

LIKE WHY

#desi moms logic #desi mom #desi moms #desiblr #desi tag #desi academia #desitags #desi things #desi culture #desi stuff #desi tumblr #desi teen #desi memes

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heruntoldfeelingss · 1 year

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Har kisi k baaton mei aajata hai dil, Ye samjh boojh kis kaam ki.

#writerscommunity #aestheitcs #poetry #spilled ink #writing #aesthetic quotes #love quotes #urdu poems #urdu aesthetic #urdu poetry #urduposts #desi posts #desi tumblr #desi academia

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hussain-stuff · 5 days

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Bilkul tumhara Rabb sb janta h ke kin aazmaishon se tum guzar rhe ho isiliye toh wo tumhein mazeed khudke qareeb krna chahta h taaki wo tumhein seedha rasta dikha sake aur tum yeh sochte ho ki wo tumse naraz h aisa nhi h wo toh bss tumhein ek behtar insaan bnana chahta h, Allah jaldbaaz nhi h wo har cheez sahi waqt pr krta h kyunki uske ataa mein koi khaami nhi h perfection h aur hum insaan jaldbaaz h aur jldbaaz hona shaytan ka kaam h, momin toh sabr krta h intezaar krta h shikwe ya mayoosi nhi krta! Isliye tum Dua'a mango aur sabr kro!

#islamicquotes #urdu lines #urdu poetry #urdu stuff #quotes #writers on tumblr #urdu shayari #islamicpost

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chin-chin-chu · 13 days

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hamesha der kar detā huun main har kaam karne meñ

zarūrī baat kahni ho koi va ada nibhānā ho

use āvāz denī ho use vāpas bulānā ho

hamesha der kar detā huuñ maiñ

#this nazm>>>>>#muneer niyazi #desiblr #desi tag #desi household #desiblogger #poets corner

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farheenfatimahyderabad · 29 days

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Musalmaan Ammi Hindu Lund

Ahmed ki Ammi aur uska muslamaan gharana

Mera naam Ahmed hai aur mai 22 saal ka ek neak shareef musalmaan ladka hoon, Mere abbu dubai me rahte hai aur Meri Ammi SHABANA behad haseen aur mohazzib khatoon hai. Meri 2 behne hai Ek Afiya baji jinki shadi 3 saal pahle hui aur ek beta hai 2 saal ka aur dusri Zubeda jiska nikah hone wala hai.

Ye un dino ki baat hai jab choti behan Zubeda ki shadi ka mahool tha, badi behan Afiya baji apne 2 saal ke bache rehan ke sath aayi hui thi, mere jiju aslam ghar ziyada nahi aate isliye Afiya baji ko bheje kar apni zimmedari se fariq hogaye, Choti behan Zubeda apni shadi ki khushi me khawabo me raha karti thi. Ammi ghar ki zimmedari aur ghar ke sare kaam me hamesha masroof rahti thi, hamare ghar ka naukar Ramesh subah savere aajaya karta tha use kafi madad milti thi hume.

Lekin shadi ke mahool me mai akela in sub kaamo se kafi masroof raha karta tha. Ek baar mai samaan lene bahar nikla mere bachpan ka dost Raghav raste me mila.

Raghav : Abey ahmed saale dikhta nahi aajkal kidhar hai

Ahmed : arey puch mat yaar Raghav kaam itna hai ke kya kahu

Raghav : kyu be shadi hogayi kya teri aise bolraha hai

Ahmed : nahi choti behan Zubeda ki shadi hai 10 din baad usi me busy hoon.

Raghav gussa dikhate hue..aby saale to bol na apne dost ko mai kab kaam aaonga kahte hue meri bike ke piche baith gaya, mai apne sache dost Raghav ko lekar apne ghar aaya, raghav ko sub hi jante the isliye mai use apne ghar le aaya, ghar aate hi Raghav aise mere ghar me ghus gaya jaise usi ka apna ghar ko mujhe acha laga ke mera dost mere ghar aaya hai meri behan ki shadi me madad karne.

Ammi : arey Raghav beta kaise ho ab yaad aayi hai hamare ghar aane ki.

Raghav :arey aunty ye ahmed kuch batata nahi, aaj bola ke zubeda ki shadi hai, pucho isse zara,, bol be ahmed.

Ahmed : arey bhai galati hogayi ab jane bhi de.

Afiya baji : Ahmed zara jakar ye samaan le aa (kahte hue raghav singh ko dekh kar) oho janaab kaise hai raghav.

Raghav : Afiya baji aapki shadi kya hui aap to bhool hi gayi kahte hue Afiya baji ke haseen namazi seene per halki si Nazar daali.

Ahmed ke dil me ajeeb sa hua lekin Afiya baji 28 saala ek bache ki ammi hai wo apne aap ko mahfooz rakhna janti hai, Ahmed ne itna dhyan nahi diya lekin Raghav singh Afiya baji ki Namazi chut ka pahle se ashiq tha.

Itne me Ahmed ka bhanja Rehan zidd karne laga ke usko dukaan se chocklate chahiye

Raghav ne bhanje ko apni godi me uthaya, arey kya pyara hai Afiya baji aapka ye chotu moto kahte hue dukaan lejakar laata hon kahte hue usko lekar dukaan chala gaya aur Ahmed apne ghar ke kaamo me lag gaya,

Ahmed ki behan Afiya baji Shalwar kameez pahne namazi gol Islami 36 ka seena, 30 ki kamar aur namazi 40 ki Gol Gaand badi haseen lagrahi thi, itne me Raghav Ahmed ke bhanje rehan ke le aaya aur afiya baji ke paas lejakar halke se kaha Rehan ka khayal hamesha ache se rakhna, Afiya baji halki se Nazar se Raghav ko dekhte hue, hamesha rakhti hon isme mujhe tum hi Nazar aate ho, Ahmed ko pata hi nahi tha ke ye Afiya aur Raghav singh ki najayaz mohabbat ki nishani hai

Itne me ghar ka Naukar Ramesh aakar Afiya baji se paise mangne laga

Ramesh : Afiya bibi Shabana bibi ne aapko paise dene ko kaha.

Afiya : Ramesh mai abhi lati (kahte hue Afiya apna namazi Nazar Raghav ki nazro se mila kar chali gayi.

Raghav : Kya be Ramesh kaisa kaam karraha hai ghar me?

Ramesh : kya bataon meri patni roz mujhse jhagda karti hai mera dimaag kharaab hojata hai (itne me Ahmed ki Ammi aate hue sun leti hai)

Ahmed ki Ammi : arey Ramesh tumko boli hoon kayi baar ke aise tension nahi liya karte har baar jhagda hojata hai bechara Ramesh ka hamare dekho kaise parshan rahta hai (Ahmed ki Ammi ki hamdardi aur Ramesh ka akelapan ek naya mod leraha tha Ahmed ke ghar me).

Ahmed niche seedhiyo ke paas khada aur jab Ramesh afiya se paise lekar niche aaraha tha tab Ramesh ki dhoti se uska Uncut pyasa bhagwadhari lauda latakte hue Nazar aane laga aur jaise hi Ramesh niche aaya

Ahmed : abye Ramesh tu pagal hai kya sidhe kapde pahen ke aya kar buddhu

Ramesh: Ahmed baba dusre itne kapde hai nahi aur bina dhoti ke lungi ke mujhe kaam karna nahi aata (kahte hue bahar samaan laane chala jata hai)

Ahmed Ramesh ka napaak bhagwa sanatani uncut lauda dekh kar pareshan hojata hai ke ye buddhu sa dikhne wala Ramesh ka lauda inta mota aur ajeeb tha ke Ahmed ko apne hi ghar me sharm aagayi.

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