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aturinfortheworse · 2 years

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man ive heard so many people be confidently wrong about who is or isn't their second cousin that i was like "oh maybe i am wrong about how the 'second cousin one removed' thing works"

but nope i had it absolutely nailed down and people just dont know what theyre talking about

(which is fair bc its kinda confusing and usually irrelevant)

#grand-aunt #but also its not nearly as complicated as it sounds #like its not actually any more complicated than #its just very VISUAL i think is the problem #its complicated if you only have words #but still the rules are this #first/second/third etc. is about how far away from you they are in terms of last common ancestor #once/twice/three times removed etc. is about how far away from you they are generationally #and it doesnt matter which direction generationally they are (i.e. older or younger)#but i think people dont like the 'X removed' part so they try to lump the two things together #which is fair

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braininatankwithalaptop · 3 months

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I like to imagine Marcille deals with her grief of outliving Falin (her wife) and Laois (her platonic soulmate) by looking for new friends that are just as weird/obsessive as the Touden siblings. Through this process of finding generations of weirdos she starts to notice genetic patterns and similarities to the point that she "discovers" autism. She names it Touden syndrome though.

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #marcille donato #falin touden #laois touden #marcille becomes like a crazy cat lady #but collecting autistic people #there's one autistic family of half-foots that she is the “grand aunt” of for many generations

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ecee2nfha6 · 1 year

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rosestarlightkatarina · 6 months

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mysticlanternlight · 7 months

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Girls Day pt2

Girls Day pt1

Live train man reactions!

(Also Dawn has a scar due to events that happened in Hisui. This was decided after I drew the first comic so… pretend it’s there but just not visible at that angle. 😅)

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andisupreme · 5 months

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One funny thing about my little lady, Tidbit, is that she looks so sweet in photos. So angelic.

And yet the two facts you need to know about her are

The moment a piece of trash appears, she's stealing it. The moment I'm done with something and it becomes "trash", she has teleported onto the desk or my lap and it belongs to her now. She's stolen flosser picks out of my goddamn mouth. I can't have open garbage cans because that's just a new spawn point for Tidbit Treasures. I keep finding hoards of wrappers and pens and trinkets she's stolen. She stole a mini pride flag. I woke up to a scuffing noise once and turned on my phone light to see her dragging my sneaker away like the NYC subway pizza rat. Goblin behavior. Prize-motivated. Is just intelligent enough to have a sense of right and wrong and deliberately make the choice to do crime when the option presents itself.

It's difficult to know when she's actually seriously mad because she only has one urgency level when it comes to complaining. Which is an 11 on a 10 point scale. Any wrong against Tidbit receives the exact same level of screaming. She'll reach the same decibel level when I drag her into the shower for a flea bath as when I gently nudge her closer to pet for a few seconds. (And it's only the initial relocation she loathes, of course. After a moment when the relocation is over she's purring over getting pet but how DARE I move her somewhere without her say so.) From the gravest injustice to a minor momentary inconvenience, all is met with a righteous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

And yet because of my living circumstances, I haven't had anyone around to socialize her with so the moment a stranger walks in the door, this noisy, annoying (<3) opinionated little Creechur completely disappears. Goes ghost. My dad swears he wouldn't know I have a second cat if he didn't see her in my window from time to time. It feels like she's purposefully acting like a shy little baby around others just to undermine me and my stories about her. She's doing this on PURPOSE. IT'S ALL YET MORE CRIMES.

#I love her <3 #don't get me wrong she's a criminal mastermind but she also hops up to snuggle me the moment she hears me moving around in bed in the morni #and she loves Buster so much #salt and pepper the two of them #but also godDAMMIT TIDBIT WHERE IS MY STUFF #she stole an actual $20 from me once which for a cat is grand larceny #oh and that's Her Blankie by the way #it was MY softest blanket--a gift from my aunt--and THIS TOO SHE STOLE #anywhere this blanket gets set out she's on it

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germie2037 · 4 months

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I could rant about Thrawn as dad all day! Such a huge comfort for me.

Honestly we need more Dad!Thrawn in this community.

#thrawn #grand admiral thrawn #thrawn fanart #chiss art #orginal character #star wars oc #star wars #star wars fanart #star wars art #chiss ascendancy #thrawntent #dad!thrawn #I need more dad!thrawntent #thrawn is the best dad #Also Karyn would be such a cool aunt #Single dad Thrawn #Ar’alani would also slay as aunt #i could talk about this forever

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fuckyeahclaudiablack · 2 months

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I knew Hope Mikaelson looked familiar for a reason.

#hope mikaelson #aeryn sun #i am my grand aunts grand niece #danielle rose russell #claudia black #farscape #legacies cw #hope and dahlia #dahlia and hope #dahlia mikaelson #dahlia the originals #the originals #the vampire diaries #tvdu #tvd #tvd fanfiction #klaus mikaelson #legacies #john crichton

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luv-doritos · 9 months

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Pics of male doctors in doctor who dressed as women

1st pic : Patrick Troughton

2nd pic : Jon Pertwee

3rd pic : David Tennant

4th pic : Peter Capaldi

5th pic : Colin Baker

6th pic : Matt Smith

7th pic : Christopher Eccleston

EDIT : I JUST FOUND SYLVESTER MCCOY (finally)

EDIT 2 : I FOUND TOM BAKER (after all this time)

#DAVID IS GORGEOUS OMG #Colin looks likd Ursula from little mermaid #but i think patrick did a good job cosplaying as my grand-aunt #and peter's dress.......what #2nd doctor #3rd doctor #10th doctor #12th doctor #11th doctor #6th doctor #9th doctor #doctor who #7th doctor #4th doctor

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kaeyapilled · 11 months

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in any post about nahida and scara you will see people in the comments say they are like siblings, like mother and son, like aunt and nephew. and like none of those explain it to me. i literally can not think of a regular family dynamic to describe what they have going on there. it doesnt sound like its too complicated until you try to give it a name

#i think aunt nahida hits closest though.#idk #shes full of childish whimsy and ancient wisdom all at once. she looks like she'd be his younger sister but she is literally older than him #(not by much in the grand scale of things but older nonetheless)#i dont think shes quite a mother #or at least not Only that #slight tangent id like more content about scaramouche helping her with HER issues because oh does she have them.#my posts #nahida #scaramouche #scaraposting #kusanali #wanderer

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ryctone · 1 year

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Grand Madeleine content because no one else is doing it- /J

Anyway, some fanon lore!

#my art #comic #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #grand madeleine cookie #baumkuchen cookie #elder custard cookie #oc #my ocs #cookie run oc #Not shown; baby Madeleine being babysat by his aunts wondering by mama is sad and where 'papa pumpkin' went :(#Calamari Pumpkin Cookie

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flowers-of-io · 29 days

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I know it's partially the case of being able to project whatever you like onto a shadow until you cast light onto it and see what it actually is, but gosh when Savathûn’s primary communication with us were things like Truth to Power or "I have seen your grave", that was like. SO much cooler. Please Sav I want to be threatened by you again. I want you to tell me you can rend me asunder. I want to feel like you can legitimately crush me like a bug with a thought because you're the kinda girl who pervades the collective subconscious and holds court on a black hole's event horizon. Yes yes I know it's a Shooting Game where the final plot device is always a gun, but I can dream, Harold.

#do it for her (my 2021 interpretation of savathun)#izzyposting #aunt savathûn #honestly yeah it's really hard to have a character be this grand and mystical and mysterious and vast entiry AND at the same time #give them personhood and make them sympathetic and relatable #but argghh #i'd like to see that done more often by writers better than i!! because i wanna learn to emulate!!

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brazilian-whalien52 · 1 month

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My aunt, uncle and cousins have been missing for two days already. We lost contact and haven't been able to talk in the flood. They are from Eldorado do Sul. I just.. I am already think about the worst but have to keep reassuring everybody else

#eldorado do sul #rio grande do sul #Brasil #at least it is just them #all my friends that were stuck managed to be rescued #and other cousins and aunt are safe #my brother is sick with dengue and had to go to the hospital #but he is discharged and with his girlfriend family that are basically 3 doctors #my mom called me screaming that i should not look for my aunt that they are okay and i was just panicking everyone...#of course she was the one panicking

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keyofjetwolf · 7 months

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"One, two, three, four, five, five, ten, eleven, fourteen!"

--Midge's Counting Adventures

#it was a midgey and teddy sleepover if that wasn't apparent #IT WAS GRAND #life with jet wolf #the aunt teddy chronicles

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mysticlanternlight · 10 months

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✨It’s Girls Day✨

(I say in my best Jacob Drawfee voice)

Tried my hand at a basic three panel comic. Elesa wants her turn to spend quality time with their favorite niece. (I may or may not add another panel with the twins’ reaction later.)

EDIT: now with part two!

Girls Day pt2

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