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Back then, I felt like I was in a dream. I just didn't realize it was a nightmare or that the man before my eyes was going to destroy my life.
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Back then, I felt like I was in a dream. I just didn't realize it was a nightmare or that the man before my eyes was going to destroy my life.
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A man walked straight into a gay bar.
And came out.
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I love that whenever one of them leave the station, Eddie and Buck just go straight for auto destrustictive tendencies (Eddie joining the fight ring and buck ruining his stable relationship)
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How dare you look at each other like that 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Acordaaa, Brasil, eu preciso gritar com vocês
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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
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let me tell you driving from Ohio to Washington in a SmartCar with everything I owned was funny enough on its own but once I got west of the Rockies, every. single. time. I stopped ar a gas station, random dads would just spawn beside my car. like there was some sort of dad portal following me. and they’d see my ohio plates and go, “did you DRIVE through the mountains in that?” and every. single. time. I’d go, “well, they didn’t airlift me!”
it killed. it absolutely cleared ever time. never failed to make the dads laugh. they were obsessed. i said it the same every time. it was like I was in a groundhog day timeloop on interstate 70 westbound gas stations. and i you know what? I was happy.
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