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incorrectone-piece · 1 year

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Chopper: Looking Left cause you don't treat me Right

Ussop: Looking Right because you Left

Robin: Looking Up because you let me Down

Luffy: Looking Down because you screwed Up

Nami: Are you guys ok?

#one piece #funny #incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #one piece incorrect #i almost accidently tagged this sonic the hedgehog l o l #monkey d luffy #robin #robin one piece #ussop one piece #god usopp #nami #cat burglar nami #incorrect one piece #funny incorrect one piece #one piece chopper #tony tony chopper #one piece strawhats #strawhat pirates

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asfarblues · 1 year

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incorrect text generator but make it zs

#one piece #op #zosan #incorrect zosan #zoro x sanji #sanji x zoro #sanzo #idk i thought this was funny #my art #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #zoro #roronoa zoro

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scringleydingleydoo · 1 year

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Saw someone do this for 9-1-1 and I wanted to do it for One Piece! So here's One Piece characters as

Troubled Birds!!

Luffy

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Zoro (the crows nest)

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Usopp and/or Luffy

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Chopper

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Nami and/or Law

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Robin and/or Franky

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Nami and/or Law talking to Luffy

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Literally any of the One Piece antagonists fighting Luffy and seeing how fucking stupid he is and then getting beaten by him and/or antagonists seeing the StrawHats bicker in battle.

(feel free to add on to this!)

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bitchimasnake-sss · 6 months

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ussop, making a joke: thats what she said hah

zoro, already drawing out his swords: what BITCH is talking SHIT about ME?!

(is it curly-brows?! is is HIM?!)

#i know ive posted this before but this is so funny #he suspects its sanji #is it the shitty cook???#one piece #one piece zoro #monkey d luffy #opla #roronoa zoro #god ussop #op #vinsmoke sanji #nami #one piece nami #one piece sanji #one piece zosan #zosan #incorrect op #op incorrect quotes #one piece incorrect quotes

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theprodigypenguin · 5 months

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17 y/o Luffy @ the Paramount War: Man what is your problem, why are you coming after me so hard, I don't even know you!

Akainu, through angry tears and grit teeth: Your dad broke up with me over snailphone!

#he acts like a scorned ex and thats so fucking funny #dragon: yeah we gotta break up all cops are pigs and im about to start a revolution #stop taking your heartbreak out on his kid and just go to fucking therapy #one piece #monkey d luffy #akainu sakazuki #incorrect one piece quotes

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gotticalavera · 6 months

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Sanji: Luffy and I don't waste anything.

Usopp: You "don't waste anything" are turning 4 years old and knows how to make cookies.

#I won't say much...#I just found it funny that the “we waste nothing” to other limits...#It's kind of stupid...#I feel like it's funnier in Spanish 🤧#lusan #sanlu #sanji x luffy #luffy x sanji #one piece sanji #one piece usopp #one piece incorrect quotes

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billy-fucking-loomis · 5 months

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OPLA Incorrect quotes

Nami: You know you can die from that, right?

Sanji: [smoking a cigarette] That’s the point.

Zoro: [drinking alcohol] We’re trying to speed this up.

Luffy: [Eating raw cookie dough and nodding]

Nami: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?

Buggy: i used no more tears shampoo as a child and i havent felt a single sane emotion since.

Luffy: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Helmeppo: [Bullying Luffy]

Zoro, later: [accidentally hits Helmeppo with his car]

Helmeppo: You hit me with your car!!!

Zoro: You hit my car with your body.

Luffy: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing work over our friendship.

Nami: Because I barely know you?

Luffy: Fine, message received.

Zoro: You make me so angry so quickly. It’s remarkable.

Buggy/Sanji: I literally only said 6 words.

Zoro: Yet here I am, boiling with hate.

Luffy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Nami: Wasn’t Usopp with you?

Usopp: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Shanks: can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal.

Mihawk: i wanna be the one from harry potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything.

Random Pirate: I cant stand you

Mihawk: Then kneel

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anystalker707 · 5 months

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Canon

#one piece #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #opla #one piece live action #funny tweets #incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #spotify

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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 5 months

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Ace, jokingly: You want the mustard, right?

Dadan: Don't speak blasphemy

#one piece #portgas d. ace #fire fist ace #dadan #curly dadan #one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #incorrect quotes #do not repost #source family:#sister 2 #mom #(mod: this was funny bc my mom's allergic to mustard)

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galacticrainbowsaz · 6 months

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*Nami fixes Luffy's strawhat*

Luffy: You fixed it! Thanks!

Nami: Well, you said it was your treasure, right?

*Luffy realising Nami's island is her treasure*

Luffy: I'm calling my fist the Sewing Needle, cause I'm bout to fix this shit!

The crew: ???

Arlong: .. Wha- *smashed by the Sewing Needle*

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beanghostprincess · 6 months

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Sanuso incorrect quotes!!

(some are slightly suggestive)

Sanji: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this... Usopp: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card? Sanji: Oh damn-

Sanji: Just be careful, Usopp! Usopp: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Sanji! Usopp: It's everything around me that's careless.

Usopp: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Sanji: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to make breakfast. Usopp: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Usopp: I fell— Sanji: From heaven? Usopp: No, I literally fell— Sanji: In love with me the moment you saw me? Usopp: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Sanji: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Usopp: Okay, but if you're not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend? Sanji: Dude- It's satire! Usopp: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

Usopp: We both look very handsome tonight. Sanji: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Usopp: I couldn't take that chance.

Usopp: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Sanji: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

Usopp: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Sanji: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Sanji: Is something burning? Usopp, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Sanji: Usopp, the toaster is literally on fire.

*Usopp comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Sanji’s bedroom.* Sanji: Mon trésor, are you.. coming to bed? Usopp: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Usopp: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Sanji: ...

Sanji: The stars are so beautiful... Usopp: They're just giant balls of gas. Sanji: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Usopp: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Sanji: Oh...

Sanji: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* Usopp: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Sanji: I— Sanji: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Sanji: When we started dating, you know what Usopp often said to me? Nami: Please stop flirting with other people?

Usopp: So, what’s Sanji's type? Nami: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, turtle lover. Usopp: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends. Nami: Did I mention oblivious? Usopp: Yeah, why? Nami: Okay, just making sure.

Zoro: Hey, what’s up? Usopp: The sky. Zoro: No, I meant like, what are you doing? Usopp: Oh, Sanji. Sanji: *highfives Usopp* Nice one, mon amour.

Robin: Wow, you and Usopp are home early from the movies. What happened? Sanji: We got kicked out because Usopp wouldn't stop yelling diving scores as people jumped off the titanic. Usopp: That last guy had a solid 8, I'm telling you!

Nami: I like your top, Sanji! Usopp: I have a name, you know. Sanji: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

Nami: Who do we know that has handcuffs? Usopp: Well Sanji and I- Sanji: *elbows Usopp* Usopp: ...wouldn't know.

Sanji: sapnu puaS. Nami: What?? Usopp: What language is that. Sanji: Turn your phone 180 degrees <3 *Sanji was removed from the groupchat*

Usopp: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things. Sanji, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too. Chopper: Wow, Usopp was late too! What a coincidence!

Usopp: Where are you going? Sanji: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one! Usopp: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday! Zoro and Nami, knowing full well that Usopp got Sanji an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

Sanji, holding a rock: Usopp just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock". Nami: If you don't marry him, I will.

Zoro: So, are you two dating now? Sanji & Usopp: Yes. Zoro: Why? Sanji: I happen to find Usopp very appealing. Zoro: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Usopp.

Usopp: *yawns* Sanji: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Usopp: Then you must be exhuasted. Nami: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely and have their girlfriends very far away.

Usopp: Come on, Nami. Nobody actually believes that Sanji is in love with me. Nami, to The Crew: Raise your hand if you think that Sanji is helplessly in love with Usopp. *Everyone raises their hand* Usopp: Sanji, put your hand down.

Usopp: Sanji annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow. Nami: There is nothing special about tomorrow. Usopp: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

Usopp: This food is too hot... I can't eat it. Sanji: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: *silence* Nami: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Zoro: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

#these were funny to make ngl #i love them so much they're both stupid #shout out to nami and zoro being always there #also transfem sanji if you squint #usopp always tops here bc i like bottom sanji personally but like in my head they're always switching #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #nami #roronoa zoro #tony tony chopper #franky #nico robin #sanuso #one piece incorrect quotes

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incorrectone-piece · 7 months

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Ace: You know, when I first met you I thought you were weird, and annoying.

Luffy: .... Luffy: And? Ace: And you are. :>

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awkward-august · 7 months

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Koby: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

Garp: Just rip the bandage off.

Koby: It's luffy.

Garp: Put the bandage back on.

#one piece live action #funny #haha #humor #lol #memes #op koby #koby one piece #captain koby #op garp #garp #monkey d garp #vice admiral garp #incorrect quotes

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dciphe-r · 10 months

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Part 4

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master-muffinn · 1 month

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One piece Incorrect quotes

Odd/weird conversations i had in my life but in ‘One piece theme’ (reader is female)

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Me: *writing to my sister about embarrassing stuff but releasing that it isn't my sister i writing to* Um…who are you? And are you a girl or a boy?

Franky: I’m a unicorn with a penis! 🦄✨

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*Sitting and playing cards on a big rock with some friends*

Me: *needed to fart and was able to make it small and soundless*

Chopper: Ew it stings!

Usopp: *sniff sniff* Ew it does! Who farted!?

Me: *Having a mentally panic attack*

Luffy: It wasn't me!

Chopper: Not me either!

Usopp: Sure it wasn't!

Zoro: It was probably Sanji! We all know he smells shit!

Sanji: NO! IT WAS OBVIOUSLY YOU!!

*guys start an argument*

Luffy: Guys maybe it was y/n who farted?

Sanji: NO! Are you sTuPiD? Girls DON’T fart!

Me: *Nodding*

*The guys continued fighting while y/n acting like nothing*

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Kidd: You have a small penis.

Me: Sorry, a rat stole my penis the day i was born, i haven’t found it since then.

Kidd: Oh…uhh…I didn't expect that response…WELL, if i see a rat with an larger penis than it should have, i’ll let you know!

Me: It’s ok. I have learnt to live without it, i don’t need it anymore.

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Sanji: Did you know? You are beautiful in photos! Cuter than a mermaid!

Me: Are you comparing me to a fish?

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Usopp: Y/n if all the people in the world were to disappear except you and me-

Luffy: Me too, Usopp!!

Usopp: LUFFY WE ARE BOYS!! WE CAN’T BREED!!

Me: …🤨

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Nami: What are you working with?

Me: I’m a dairy farmer. I got 19 jersey cows.

Nami: Oh nice! Are you working tomorrow?

Me: I'm working 365 days a year! 😉

Me: What were you planning? 😂

Nami: …

Me: But I can make some time. No problem!

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ferelden-loser · 3 months

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Nami: Hey Chopper, what’re you watching?

Chopper: Bambi!

Nami: What?!

Sanji: It’s okay, I watched it years ago, it—

(gunshot sound)

Sanji:

Nami:

Chopper:

Sanji: …ah.

#one piece #incorrect one piece #idk it’s a conversation we had in the car #it was funny at the time #you probably had to be there #tony tony chopper #cat burglar nami #black leg sanji #the straw hats #shouting into the void

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