Another old crush coming back

Why Not Take All of Me? (13235 words) by Daisies_and_Briars Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Maddie Buckley & Eddie Diaz, Evan "Buck" Buckley & Howie "Chimney" Han, Evan "Buck" Buckley & Howie "Chimney" Han & Henrietta "Hen" Wilson Characters: Evan "Buck" Buckley, Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Maddie Buckley, Howie "Chimney" Han, Henrietta "Hen" Wilson, Bobby Nash, Athena Grant, May Grant (9-1-1 TV), Ravi Panikkar, Albert Han (9-1-1 TV), Phillip Buckley, Margaret Buckley, Howie "Chimney" Han's Father, Anne Lee (9-1-1 TV), John Lee (9-1-1 TV), Captain Mehta (9-1-1 TV), Karen Wilson Additional Tags: Madney wedding, Found Family, Buck & Chim Brotherism, soft & fluffy, Trying to be funny I guess?, I know everyone wants the wedding to be drama free, But I had a story to tell, Lots of drama, But mostly funny drama, Getting Together, First Kiss, First Time, Gay Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Bisexual Evan "Buck" Buckley Summary:

When a small disaster strikes the morning of Maddie and Chimney's wedding, Buck, Hen, and Chim find themselves unwittingly caught up in an emergency across town, while Maddie and Eddie get stuck in an elevator.

Notes: This is so cute. Just so incredibly cute. Like it made me smile so much. It’s got so many good things in it. Madney wedding, Hen having all the brain cells in the 118, Maddie and Eddie friendship (please 911 give me this in canon, I need it so bad), Chim and Buck being the best brothers in law, and of course Buck and Eddie being super in love and oblivious as usual. 

Rozina is returning!

Apparently her husband BEGGED for my company to bring her back.

Back? From where? Where did she go?

Well back in February-March ish, Rozina pulled my friend Kevin to the side and said her hand would no longer work. It’s been noted that she often would fake injuries to get out of things. Her hand looked fine on all accounts except for two black spots that looked like a sharpie marker had made them were on the top of her left hand. She said “see? My hand is sick, I cannot do my job now.” Which was dismissed because humans have two hands!

After that she started calling in sick. First she claimed she had the flu, then she said it was RSV then she said it was Covid. She would call the sick line and cough in it to prove she was sick. Then she texted multiple supervisors that she was in the hospital. Two weeks later, still calling in sick, she told my friend AD that she was having a bone biopsy in her hand for bone marrow cancer.

The biopsy came back negative. Her hand is fine. -> her text to AD a few hours later.

But she continued to call in sick for 30 days.

Then her badge expired. We all have SIDA badges that we must wear to access the building since we work at the airport. She was supposed to renew it but never did and you can’t return to work until you renew your badge. (The only hassle to it is that you have to drive to one of the terminals and go through the confusing labyrinth of the entire airport to do so as well as letting the whole process take time out of your schedule. The longest I waited was about 3 hours and I had arrived when the office opened and I had an appointment).

We all assumed that Rozina was gone for good and we’d never see that crazy lady again.

We were wrong. BIG SAD. MUCH TEARS. MANY CRY.

Rozina’s husband called the hiring committee at HR and begged and GROVELED for them to let his annoying wife to be brought back. I’m assuming she bothered the shit out of him. He works as a ramp agent with the airliner. He has some kind of pull I guess.

Rozina will be returning to morning shift but they are placing her in imports due to her incompetency and unwillingness to be competent in exports. Truly I feel like the company needs to make her a door greeter. We don’t offer that position but I think it should be made especially for her.

Personally if I was in charge of placing ridiculous people in positions, I’d have her work directly with customers as a counter agent. There’s multiple cameras in that office and that way Rozina’s attitude problems would be properly captured and the company could easily fire her with a court case in their favor.

Rozina coming back does cause some slight issues with me. She spread slander about me in the office and will resume doing that because trash people are trashy like that. Shocker. Oh well, let the games begin. While I can’t do anything at the work place, I can and will, absolutely write about this crazy woman on every Reddit community I can find. And that will be my revenge. Muahahahahaha

Crazy people were made to entertain people like myself. True facts.

I hope Kate Middleton is photoshopping those pictures herself. I hope she had a fight with the royal family and they are all outside her door, begging to just please, let us take one normal picture of you, they all think we murdered you! Kate! Kate!

And then she puts another, even shittier, photomanipulated pic on twitter.

truth is stranger than fiction

Alastor may dislike new age tech but that doesn't mean he doesn't have his sources lol

Hot to the Touch

(Sunset x Thea)

The only drama I like is the dick measuring contest between DeSantis and Disney world, like if it was all televised I'd sit back with a bucket of popcorn and wait to see how Disney's gonna try to fuck with him next. This shits just so funny.

When Jinshi is such a mood.

Sauce: The Apothecary Diaries

Cockatoo can't have a hotdog, drama ensues.

(Source)

An unbothered queen has entered, and subsequently left.

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I want to stand with you in front of all the Daturma Ox things to come.

JESPER FAHEY and WYLAN HENDRICKS in Shadow and Bone ( 2021- )

For those who missed it, here’s Phil slam-dunking Quackity’s face into his birthday cake LMFAO, I love their friendship dynamic

divorce as angst: boring, depressing, overdone, I've had enough of that in my own life thanks

divorce but the characters are still friendly: good! healthy! more of this please!

divorce as comedy: unparalleled, hysterical, I want characters to divorce each other repeatedly for no reason

is anyone gonna tell f1 tumblr that the first ever live action omegaverse show is a sports drama about gay racecar drivers. because that feels like something they'd want to know.

Is this anything