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juiceicicles · 7 months

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Steve plays DnD with Eddie and the kids (not Hellfire, none of them are ready for that yet) for the first time and attempts to seduce a dude to get information.

The thing is, Steve’s character is also a dude. When he first asks, Eddie is shocked, the kids are confused because “he’s a man, Steve” and Steve just pulls out some old Harrington charm and sufficiently flusters Eddie and gets the information needed.

Most of the kids are just happy it worked. Will is happy and surprised because apparently both Eddie and Steve are cool with gay people, cool enough to roleplay as them! Mike is having an internal crisis because the lord has a wife but it still worked so is he gay or straight? When asked Eddie just says he likes both, which prompts a small internal crisis. Eddie is a weird jumble of feelings because Steve is flirting with him! But like in character. So is Steve gay? Is his character gay?! What’s happening!

Steve’s flirty remarks make it out of the game and just become Steve flirting ruthlessly with Eddie, but prompts no questioning from the party because “it’s an inside joke”.

#steve harrington #stranger things #eddie munson #stranger things 4 #steddie #steddie prompt #steve harrington x eddie munson #steddie headcanon #lots of people have done the Steve flirts with Eddie via dnd #so the fic is certainly out there #I just think the idea of it giving Mike a sexuality crisis is funny #and that nobody in the party questions their flirting any further #and when they flirt out of game #it’s just their thing #and so when they start dating #nobody knows #for a solid few months #juicepost

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fantastictalesofadventure · 6 months

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Oooooo...I like this!

JeromyTV does something like this on SpellShots but since my character has amnesia we learn a little bit more about Key's past whenever they're near death (which ends up being quite a bit)!

#dungeons & dragons #d&d #d&d 5e #dnd #dnd 5e #ttrpg #spell shots #spellshots #new age geeks #key #tabletop roleplaying games #d&d memes #dnd memes #memes #meme #funny #lol #good ideas #death saving throws

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mebis-art-dump · 3 months

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Elves not liking red meat not because of "being in tune with nature" vegetarian trope, but because of its high iron content

#y'know cuz iron is poisonous to the fae #does this mean spinach is also a big no no?#on one hand spinach doesn't really have as high an iron concentration as it was initially thought #on the other hand its funny so yes #dnd #dnd idea #worldbuilding #worldbuilding ideas

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teecupangel · 7 months

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Normally, Desmond is sent back in time to mess with things.

But what if it wasn't him?

Like, maybe Desmond couldn't go back in time himself but he could, in the split second he touched the apple, send someone else.

What if one of his ancestors went back in time? (Upon their deaths or something.)

I imagine a young Altair (who might be using a fake name) running around Italy with a tired Ezio following like a worried mother hen. (No, Claudia, he is not hovering he is just concerned) He ends up taking Altair under his wing (No, Claudia, it is not adoption.)

Or maybe Altair ends up in Bayek's time, Oh! Or Connor in Ezio's time. (Edward and Ezio would either get along badly or be too powerful if they were together in the same time period.)

These boys ruin the timeline and somehow save the world/future by simply stumbling through everything with no clue what's going on. and of course the power of friendship and really sharp blades.

Desmond and Clay are laughing their asses off in the afterlife as their ancestors destroy centuries worth of carefully calculated plans. (They might also manipulate things a little to help.)

And the time traveling ancestors for the most part, are doing the best they can in their current situation.

They are freaking the fuck out the whole time but are excellent at hiding it.

Poor Ezio.

(No, Altair, you can't kill that person because that have information we need, yes, I'm sure, Claudia don't encourage him.)

Well… How about we add some… ‘order’ to the chaos?

Desmond only had a fraction of a second to send his ancestor back in time.

And he hesitated.

He didn’t know which one to send.

Should it be Altaïr? Altaïr always felt like he would find out what to do even if he was given only minimal clues.

But Ezio was his prophet, the one he had been with the longest…

Ratonhnhaké:ton though… he deserves answers. He deserves the truth.

And when he woke up…

In that endless sea of gray…

The first word he heard were…

“’Morning. Which fucked up timeline do you want to hear first?”

Desmond sat and blinked as Clay stood before him, arms crossed with a smile that doesn’t reach his eyes.

“Uuuhh…”

“Do you want to hear about how Edward Kenway managed to save his grandson and his grandson’s mother from the fires that should have killed her?” Clay asked before adding, “Oh… and he’s learned that his son’s a Templar by the way. At least, one of his old friends believe he’s actually Edward Kenway. If you think the Kenway Family Drama is bad when you were reliving Connor’s memories, then you gotta see the top tier drama that’s happening with Edward and Haytham right now.”

“Or maybe you want to hear about how Connor got kicked into Ezio’s time? He has no idea what’s happening but he got appointed as Federico’s combat instructor. He knows jackshit, by the way, about the tragedy that’s about to happen but, hey, at least Giovanni believes he’s an Assassin from another country or something. Oh.” Clay rubbed his chin as he added, “Connor doesn’t like how close Giovanni is with the Medici by the way. Lorenzo reminds him a bit of Washington or maybe he’s projecting, who knows?”

“Maybe you’ll like to know how your dear prophet is doing? Well, he’s doing badly in preserving the damn timeline that’s for sure. Let’s see… he got in touch with Alamut and managed to bluff his way into making them believe he’s the mentor of a destroyed Assassin branch from the crusader lands, he got the mentor’s permission to make his own branch in Levant, made a deal with said mentor to become a thorn in Al Mualim’s side and find out what he’s hiding, adopted Altaïr and even went as far as adopt Abbas because he believed he could ‘change’ things.” Clay was quiet for a moment before he added, “Oh and his branch is in the underground temple in Jerusalem so he has the Apple with him already.”

“Then there’s Altaïr.” Clay said with such… annoyance Desmond was actually afraid of what Altaïr had done. Clay rubbed the side of his forehead as he started, “See, they can only be transported into what counts as their past so we can’t have something like Altaïr being pushed into his future in Ezio’s time or something. And, since your only instruction to the Moraes was to ‘change the past’, they had to improvise with Altaïr considering he’s more or less the starting point. They had to pick another one of your ancestors who was important to your past and this world’s future so…”

“Altaïr’s been sent to the time of the Isu-Human war and his knowledge of the POEs and getting unconstrained access to the POEs at their full power… well… let’s just say…” Clay’s tone was drier than the desert as he said, “The Isus didn’t know what hit them.”

Desmond could only stare at Clay as he said.

“Soooo… which one do you want to contact first as their ‘patron’?”

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wanderingsquirrelgirl · 4 months

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brennan is the only one who wore a different shirt during his fhjy BTS interview from the shirt he wore in the b-roll.

and then ally mentioned not seeing brennan yet that day, the day of the BTS shoot for everybody else.

do with that info combo what you will.

#sometimes i'm very glad i have the level of autistic attention to detail that i do #i truly have no idea what that means tho #it probably means nothing #but it's still very funny #anyway only one more sleep until fhjy!!!!!!#GET RDY #dimension 20 #d20 #brennan lee mulligan #dnd #dungeons and dragons #dropout #dropout tv #ally beardsley #fhjy #fantasy high

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the-gnomish-bastard · 10 months

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Bad dnd character idea: A warlock who’s patron is just a sugar daddy. They don’t give them magical powers specifically, they give them large amounts of gold that they can use to buy spell scrolls and magic items. They do have some magic powers though. They only have spells that require materials to cast.

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risetherivermoon · 1 month

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heres another bunch of random specific dndads headcanons, this time its teen addition! ft. Hermie, D00d and Hero

- After everything was done and solved Lincoln and Normal remade the yellow bracelets from early s1, now they're braided friendship bracelets

- Taylor has surprisingly never broken a bone

- Normal took gymnastics before getting into Mascot stuff,

- Scary makes Terry Jr. drive her to hot topic and makes him wait outside while she takes like four hours (terry is just happy shes kinda spending time with him)

- Lincoln has a photographic memory

- In elementary school Taylor tried to hide Cassandra's kitchen knives all around the house 'for survival and easy weapon access.' she still finds random knives around the house

- Hermie did ballet

- Whenever Scary is ACTUALLY mad at any of the other teens she will just call them by their full name instead of either a nickname or an insult, (ex. instead of Linc, Tay, Herm, or Norm; Normally, Taylor, Lincoln, and Herman)

- Scary/Terri's favorite food used to be baked potatoes, but Terry ruined it for her bc they had it in common

- D00d thought Hermie was just some weird guy that walked around and stalked the teens without saying anything, for like...a while, because of how much they all forgot about them

- Hermie was genderless and built like a barbie/ken doll (goofs are beyond gender)

- Lincoln was such a lonely kid when he was younger that he'd make sculptures and give them names and talk to them, notably he had a sculpture of a soccer ball he called Soccie (sock-e)

- Scary has a collection of monster energy cans, especially after everything had happened, she would drink energy drinks to not go to sleep in the paranoid fear she'd meet willy again

- Normal has an extra toe

- Taylor has a life times supply of pocky

- Lincoln makes way too much eye contact

- Hero worked at Swallows Ice Cream part time before switching to the pizza delivery job

- Hermie would have never admitted it out loud but he preferred Teen High's theatre program to Chapperal

- Normal has made and ordered so much Teeny the Teen merch that he cannot do anything without something having Teenys face on it

- D00d tried to make friends with Lark at one point, it was not successful not because Lark got mad at them, but his anti-social behavior (he has never made a friend before in his life) mixed with his fear of the doodler lead him to just kind of try to ignore them

- At one point Hermie had a big cartoonish hammer that they would smack Normal's head with whenever they thought it was funny (the hammer felt like getting hit with a balloon)

- Hero convinced Normal he was adopted like ten different times growing up, Sparrow would usually be the one to have to calm him down

- Scary cut up one of her Mom's dresses to wear for herself at one point and after everything was resolved Veronica randomly asked Scary if she'd seen the dress and Scary said the dog ate it (they don't have a dog)

- Lincoln admitted at one point that he'd never had a slurpee before so all the teens went and got them and he had such a bad brain freeze that he started crying

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raccoonaday · 3 months

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i play an artificer raccoon (tabaxi stats) in my in-person dnd game. his name is Rabie, and he made his armor out of trash. he wears a traffic cone as a wizard hat. not a request, just a fun fact I felt like sharing since you've been doing raccoon dnd classes

18: Artificer Raccoon

#RABIE IS SUCH A GOOD NAME FOR A RACCOON!!!!#THAT'S SO FUNNY #please tell him i love him #this isnt exactly rabie fanart (no hat or armor) but this did motivate me to finally get to the artificer raccoon #it was the most daunting of the classes by far #well maybe aside from bloodhunter i still have NO idea how im gonna depict a bloodhunter raccoon #oh well #also i really like the idea of using tabaxi stats for a raccoon thats really smart #i wouldnt have thought of it (i wouldve tried looking up a homebrew statblock or homebrew it myself #or maybe the humblewood stats #but the more i think abt tabaxi just makes sense and works #raccoon #raccoonaday #18 #artificer raccoon #its gonna be another two raccoon day #bc apparently im just really bad at drawing them on the dayd i have dnd (tuesdays thursdays and sundays)#rip

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glorbs-dominion · 2 months

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A powerful combination

Yep, this seems about right. And this is another meme from our "DND Memes" chat!

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parsnip-problems · 2 months

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Dnd idea:

Make your world have had an ancient wizard named Geneva

Have that wizard commit horrible acts of war and violence in ages past

The world had a convention to deal with the atrocities committed by Geneva

They made a set of rules of engagement based on the wizards actions

Set of rules is called “The Geneva Convention”

#dimension 20 #dungeons and dragons #ttrpg #brennan lee mulligan #dnd #ttrpg community #wizard #dropout #bad rpg ideas #critical role #funny

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theprofpenguin · 10 months

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Dnd character idea: Kenku who can speak but only through lines from the sonic fandub

#imagine it cause I can’t stop thinking about it #i miss my wife tails #kenku #dnd kenku #sonic fandub #sonic fan dub #dnd #dnd memes #character idea #dnd character #dnd oc #dungeons and dragons #professor talks #text post #funny #adhd #sonic memes #sonic

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moeblob · 3 months

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So uh. Eventually I'll stop drawing these guys so obsessively but not today I guess.

(DND AU where it's just these two, Brent, and Paul on a life mission to annoy Chris the GM by having the pact of "we're only here for Karen's benefit")

Karen is a warlock, Right is a cleric, Paul is a paladin, and Brent is a bard (so he can use bardic inspiration on Karen).

#my characters #fun fact i was watching a trio of streamers do tier lists and i saw them do a tier list about their streamer friends #and they all voted on how the person would die in dnd and the funniest thing to come out of it imo #was the difference of SELF SACRIFICE and under it FORCIBLY SACRIFICED #like who would take one for the team willingly and who would be disposed of with majority vote #then they added an executed for their crimes spot under that so while they were debating some guy they settled on #he was the one that initiated most of the forcibly sacrificed ideas and that means he was eventually executed for his crimes #which ... was really funny to distinguish #the point is thats karen in this non existent campaign #she is here to mess people up and then use her allies as scape goats and they all just go well that sucks peace out im on the chopping bloc #and chris is getting more and more distressed over the fact YOU GUYS CAN LITERALLY TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF IT #but they really dont talk their way out of it like he wants #they instead are like ok cool so im gonna pretend like i didnt see karen kill that guy #and shes like i mean it was an accident i didnt MEAN to kill THAT guy #which is why they all vote to not see it and not bring it up RIP that guy #i saved this canvas as A WARLOCK AND HER CLERIC #which is honestly fitting #anyway i wanna draw fanart again at some point but my joy is stored in the ocs rn #i dont play dnd i just listen to one person talk to me about dnd and thats enough #oops i fell in love

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rayar32 · 7 months

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The girlies have been assigned D&D classes!

Hibiki is a Paladin (Oath of the Ancients) while Tsubasa is a Bard (College of Swords)! Monk might've been the most obvious choice for Hibiki, but honestly I think Paladins and their oaths fit Hibiki's style a lot more; Tsubasa's class on the other could've been Fighter (Samurai) and everything would fit, but College of Swords is a really cool subclass and more people should be aware of it.

Also, they would be the types to just play themselves with funny fantasy names for their first characters, I'm just saying...

#symphogear #senki zesshou symphogear #dnd #hibiki tachibana #tsubasa kazanari #my art #miku is the dm and she has to constantly explain to hibiki that no she can't befriend fiends in the middle of combat #outside of combat it's free game though #tsubasa gets a nat 1 and has an identity crisis #chris laughs at the idea of playing at first but then begs to join their game #im rambling again i just think this whole scenario is funny

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quinnyyyleft · 1 month

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DM Tip - You can try to punish your players for their Murder-hobo actions, and I do encourage it... But it might not work. Most of the time actually. They still haven't learned.

#dungeons and dragons #lol #being a dm #out of context stuff #critical role #brennan lee mulligan #dying inside #someone help me #funny #dnd memes #DM tips #Dungeon Master ideas

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obby98 · 10 months

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May your beard grow ever fuller.

A Dwarven blessing.

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the-gnomish-bastard · 9 months

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Bad dnd character idea: a ranger.

#dumb shit #dumbass #shitpost #humor #unmatched stupidity #comedy #funny #i dont fucking know #dnd #dnd5e #dungeons and dragons #d&d #dnd character #dnd ranger #ranger #character idea #bad character idea

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