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i was doing so good at guard today the instructors were like "what did you have for breakfast girl ur doing amazing everyone eat what *name* had she's doing amazing" like omg stop .....
#also someone complimented my shorts :]#did my mom say she hates them and thinks they're inappropriate? yes#fuck my mom tho she deserves hell#they're literally coral biker shorts. what's the issue girl#yippee 👍#guard :) guard :(
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When the Levee Breaks (pt. 5)
Daryl Dixon x OFC
Story Summary: The one in which a stripper that used to know Merle and Daryl shows up at the Atlanta camp. Daryl’s feelings are complicated but mostly he hates her, right?
Chapt Setting: The Farm/Woods
Chapt Warnings: pretty explicit drug use (meth), season 2 Daryl, degrading/sexist language (he’s starting to get better lol), SOPHIA CHAPTER (I think that deserves a warning)
Word Count: 2.7k
A/N: Daryl’s POV story. Daryl’s starting to be less of a dick, trying really hard to make it feel organic/make it make sense in the story. Idk. This chapter was really rough to write because… it made me sad. Also have no idea if it even makes sense (the hallucination bit, really hope it does) lol ALSO; I looked up some timeline stuff and i just?? Really thought Daryl was out there for days on his own? But apparently he wasn’t? We’re just gonna say that he is in this story. 🤷🏼♀️ I can only do so much when the timeline of TWD is fucking stupid sometimes. (I mean it. Come for me. Idc. Rick was in a coma for 59 days without food or water???!?!!!? Bye)
masterlist
17+ mdni (no smut in this one tho sorry)
Like fiberglass in my veins, it tears through me. Mellow, at first, almost think I should rail more before I can feel myself sweatin’. Different kinda sweat, comin’ from my fuckin’ soul.
Haven’t felt like I was doin’ something ‘wrong’ since I was little. That feeling that ch’ya get when you’re doin’ somethin’ ya know you’re not s’possed to. This ain’t the first time I done spazz, but maybe it’ll be the last. The anxiety about doin’ it goes away the second I feel the devil kick me through my nose to the back of my brain. Even though I know it’s comin’, it always feels like gettin’ skullfucked by satan.
Been out here for a day. I brought Merle’s shit with me because I decided to finally get rid of it somewhere. But I got somethin’ that needs doin’. And anyway, I got years of experience with ice. Not doin’ it. Sometimes doin’ it. Never let Merle know, he’d’ve made some big whoop ‘bout it. And everytime he’d gone and done more than he remembered, he woulda blamed me. Shit though, sometimes it was.
M’not like Merle and Beatle. Ain’t an addict. Can do shit and put it down. Always been able to put it down. Figured other people could too, that they just didn’t wanna. ‘m not sure, but still kinda think that.
Never felt fuckin’ guilty about it before, though. Fuckin’ Beatle. I’unno if it’s cuz I’d be done with her if she did the same shit, or if it’s cuz I know if she knew that I was - she’d be mad at me. Mad I didn’t invite ‘er.
But this shit ain’t for fuckin’ playtime. Only reason ‘m even doin’ it i’so I can find Sophia. So I can stay awake, focus, and get ‘er back. They use ta use this shit in war. War’s the reason methamphetamines even exist. Nazi’s? Hell, every single one of ‘em in WWII. Kamikazi’s loaded up, totally fuckin’ wasted outta their minds on crystal while they bolted ‘em in. Kept ‘em awake, kept ‘em happy, kept ‘em focused on the mission. Tha’s what I gotta do.
I can’t stop lookin’ til I find ‘er. Sophia. ‘m the only one that can, only one that knows how. And anymore, ‘m the only one that seems to give a shit. ‘Sides Carol. And Beatle. She wanted ta come. Told her she’d only slow me down. Distract me. Drawn more geeks. She woulda. Told her I didn’t need food either but she packed me some anyway. Knew I wasn’t gonna be hungry. Knew I was gonna use this dumb shit to help. But whatever.
Doesn’t matter what happens to me, right? My life’s not worth nothin’, not compared to that little girl. Now that her old man’s outta the picture she actually got a chance. Maybe not mucha one, not the way shit is these days. But she got ‘er mom. And ‘er mom can actually be ‘er mom now. Not scared of some piece’a shit prick that finally got what was comin’ to ‘im.
Man fuck that guy.
The trail I’m followin’ disappears so I backtrack to the mangroves where I found her doll and try to find another one.
I start to wonder what kinda old man Beatle had. What kinda mom? Startin’ ta realize I don’t know a damn thing about Beatle. I know she likes drinkin’, she likes laughin’, she likes fuckin’ with me. But…
Beatle keeps surprisin’ me. Not just because she let me hump her face a few days ago, the fact that she liked it, shit I haven’t even had a second to process that. Nah, more cuz she hasn’t brought it up. Hasn’t tried to hold my hand again. Hasn’t been annoyin’ me nearly as much. Not even at all, if ‘m honest.
My brain’s goin’ a million miles a fuckin’ second over Beatle and what happened between us. Not just the other night, but back then. Got questions that need answerin’ but she ain’t here. Try to keep myself occupied with trackin’ but it ain’t like trackin’ takes much thinkin’. Follow every trail I pick up, but none of ‘em lead me to Sophia.
I’d prob’ly start gettin’ really frustrated about this, but that’s what crystals good for. All the dopamine I need, and nothin’s annoyin’. Focus.
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Bent branches, wilted leaves, mud impressions, walker guts. Trees and rocks and blood and mud and dirt and greens and browns and reds and blacks. And it’s dark and it’s light and it’s dark. And it smells fuckin’ rotten. Bent branches, wilted leaves, another trail, another dead end, another undead shithead. Bent branches, wilted leaves, mud impressions, Beatle.
How many times did I go into Merle’s bag and take the devils dick up my nose? Cuz Beatle’s standin’ here right in front of me. ‘Cept she’s all done up in makeup and glitter and her pupils are the size of dimes. Little pink crop top, tiniest pair’a daisy dukes I ever seen. ‘n she’s in my face sayin’ the shit I been thinkin’ about her sayin’ since that day she said it.
“I like you, Dar.”
“You like bein’ fucked up more.” I say it like I said it the last time.
“That’s not true! I mean - I like you, Daryl.” She steps closer, tries to put her hand on my cheek before I brush her off. She slumps back a little, turning away. “You like me, too. You said it.”
My hearts in my fuckin’ throat and I’m standin’ there, this can’t be fuckin’ happening. I know is’not but doesn’t make it feel any less real. “Tha’ was before I really knew ya, Beatle.”
Hate that I said that to ‘er. Did I really say that? Cuz maybe that’s how I felt. Hell, maybe that’s how I felt last week. But it ain’t fair. I don’t know her. Still. Now. Don’t know ‘er at all. Thought I did. Thought I understood what kinda girl did those kindsa things. Is that really what I said? Fuck.
She’s still turned away from me, but I walk the half circle around to look at her face. And she’s sobbing. Silently, trying to stay as still as possible. I… I don’t remember this part. Maybe I didn’t see it? Nah, I saw it. Just didn’t care. Didn’t wanna look at ‘er. Didn’t want to hear her lame ass confession. Especially after she’d brought up that I told ‘er I liked ‘er. She sniffles and wipes her face before she pulls a bubble pipe out of the waistband of her shorts and lights the bottom, starts smokin’ it. She asks if I want a hit, like last time.
I go to say no, but the words don’t come out. Instead my hand reaches for it. I look back up and Beatle’s dressed all different. Baggy jeans and a bikini top. That night. Fuck. Shit. I don’t want to relive that night.
“I promise, I won’t tell Merle.” She says, handing me her lighter. And I smoke it. Inhaling the vapor slowly like she had. “You gotta sip at it, like it’s a coffee and you’re drinking the air to see if it’s still too hot. Roll the bowl or it will burn.” I do it the way she says. She’s like ten years younger than me, but she looks at me - talks to me like it don’t matter. Like she don’t see it that way. Guess I don’t either, never really did.
I’d never wanted to smoke it before. But that night I wanted to. With her. Woulda done anything she’d asked that night ‘fore she ruined it. I ruined it. Til it got all fucked up an’ it was never the same again. Not the way I saw her, not the way she looked at me.
I’m goin’ through memories like they’re happening all over again. Feelin’ fuckin’ sick. I don’t wanna remember this.
I hand the pipe back to her and she asks, “How do you feel?”
“Fine.”
“Just fine?” She smiles.
“Good.” I clarify.
“Good.”
Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. “I think I like you, Beatle.”
She laughs too hard, “you think?” I feel myself getting sicker and angry again all at once.
I split in half. One half feelin’ those same feelings I felt. That this conceited fuckin’ bitch really acts like everyone likes her. I hear her words and it sounds like she’s sayin’ ‘well obviously’ - but the other halfa me hears it like a real question. Like she wanted ta know what I meant. I don’t remember how I responded then, but I can hear myself say it, “Self-obsessed cunt.”
Beatle laughs, “Is that what you like about me?”
My misunderstanding continues; Thought she was pickin’ on me. Makin’ funna me. All these years. All this time. Thought she was fuckin’ laughin’ at me. Never told a girl I liked her. Not that I never did like one, just never told ‘em. Not like some teenage fuckin’ confessional. And I do and what? she just laughs.
Shit.
Cuz inside ‘m screaming. Screamin’ at myself ta say somethin’ different. To jus’ tell her. She’s special, she’s exciting, and when she smiles at the shit I say it makes me feel like I’m the only one in the fuckin’ world to her. Tha’s what she wants ta here. Tha’s why she’s askin’.
“Nah. Forget it.” She nods, and I thought she did forget it. She forgot until she brings it up again in the memory I already re-lived.
Tha’s how I was so damn sure she didn’t give a single shit about if I liked her or not. Didn’t bring it up again for months. Didn’t give a single shit about me at all. Felt stupid for ever thinkin’ she might. Just a dumb crush on a dumb girl, and I forgot everything about it. An’ every little thing she did that made me like ‘er ended up as somethin’ else I hated. And every time I saw her after that she was fucked up on somethin’. Meth or booze or weed. Usually all three.
It comes at me like a fuckin’ freight train, her lips crashing into mine, but this time I want it. Don’t wanna stop kissin’ ‘er. Instead my arms move and I push her down to the ground. She’s wearing the crop top again, can tell she’d been cryin’. She’s layin’ there in the rocks lookin’ up at me and I flash back to the living room where this happened, where she’d told me she liked me back. I wanna beat the shit outta myself for makin’ her look like that.
How didn’t I see it?
I did see it. I just didn’t care. Thought I knew what kinda girl did those kinds’a things.
Wonderin’ what kind of old man she had. What kinda boyfriends before she met me. How maybe she’s just as fuckin’ scared’a feelin’ stuff as I am. How maybe it took her months to even get up the courage to tell me after I’d told ‘er never mind and slowly started to hate her. How many’a those drinks were for courage? How many’a those hits were cuz she was nervous?
Shit.
And she’s runnin’ away like she did then. Away from me an’ outta my life until a few weeks ago. I know it ain’t real but I run after her anyway. Screamin’ her name into the open air like maybe somehow I can change it if I can get her to come back. But she’s gone and ‘m still running tryin’ to find her. Screaming for her ‘til my throats hoarse.
‘Til the walkers hear me.
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Andrea fuckin’ shot me. What is wrong with this fuckin’ group?
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Beatle’s in the bedroom with me but I can’t look at ‘er. Don’t wanna. Feels like she knows what I was doin’ out in them woods without ‘er. Like she can see the dirty shit in my soul and for some reason it makes me ill. Can’t look at ‘er. Knowin’ I hurt ‘er like that all that time ago. Knowin’ it now like I ain’t ever known anything else.
It’s just me ‘n her and she doesn’t try to talk to me. Just lets me lay there hatin’ myself for all of it. Didn’t even find Sophia.
Spent a lot of my days in my life hatin’ myself. Thinkin’ I was good for nothin’. Now ‘m sure of it.
I feel the bed move under the weight of her. She hugs herself around me, and like some pathetic kid I fuckin’ cry. Don’t know if she can tell or not but she tries comforting me anyway. “It’s okay, Dar. You did your best.” Her voice… how could I have ever thought it was annoying? Her bein’ so nice just makes me hate myself more.
“Lea‘me alone, Beatle.” Shakin’ her arm out from around me. She gets off the bed and sits back in the chair she’d been in. God, I fuckin’ hate myself. Wanna scream No, come back. I didn’t mean it.
Still got question’s that need answerin’. This time Beatles right here, and I ain’t got nothin’ to lose. “Why were you naked in Merle’s room?” Grateful that she’s sittin’ behind me. Don’t think I could talk to ‘er ‘bout this stuff if she was lookin’ at me. Right now? If I saw her face? Don’t think I could talk at all.
She laughs. Fuck her stupid fuckin’ laugh. “I still can’t believe you think I fucked around with Merle.”
“Why not? Y’all hung out every other day.” My voice is sharp, feels like she’s laughin’ at me again. Always feels like everyone’s laughin’ at me.
“We all hung out every other day, Dar.”
“Stop callin’ me tha’.”
“I was carpet surfing. Your dumbass brother spilled all the schkag all over the damn place.”
Oh…. But, “Ya didn’t have any clothes on.”
“I never had any clothes on, Daryl. You sure I wasn’t just wearing something ‘slutty’? You know, like you always said I was? Cuz I don’t remember, but I’ve never been naked with Merle. Ever. Sounds fuckin’ gross.”
Oh.
It made sense. Makes so much sense, ‘specially now. She keeps talkin’ an’ ‘m grateful cuz if I tried to say anything else I’d start fuckin’ cryin’ again. “I liked you, man. I…” she stops herself. Wanna beg her to keep goin’ but I can’t.
Instead I ask ‘er the only question I got left, “Why’d ya leave, then? Ya left ‘n ya never came back.”
She’s silent for a long time. “When you and Merle moved, where’d you go?”
She did come back.
“Why’d ya leave, Beatle?” Doesn’t matter where Merle and I went. She’s avoidin’ the question.
“Got sober. After that night… with you. Wanted to get sober. Wanted to…” she don’t say the rest but she don’t need to. I got it. Fuck, my heart can’t take it.
“Cuz I said ya liked gettin’ fucked up more than ya liked me.” It ain’t a question. I know.
“Think it was more the other thing you said.”
Tha’ was before I really knew ya, Beatle. I can still taste the words. “Shouldn’t’a said that to ya.” My voice is barely a whisper.
She gets back up on the bed and puts her arm around me again, this time I don’t shake her away. Her voice, so close to my ear, “I didn’t want to tell you that I came back. I didn’t want you to know that I got sober for you.”
What? “Why not?”
“Wasn’t sure you’d care. And if you did… I didn’t want you to have all the what-ifs in your head that I have in mine.”
She hugs herself into me so tight it’s hard to breathe, and she tells me, “It doesn’t matter anymore.”
I feel guilty, can’t take any of that back. Can’t make any of it better. I don’t deserve this. Her. After all the nasty shit I ever thought about her. After what I did to her the other night. I can’t bring myself to tell her to leave cuz I know she wants to be here. Don’t wanna make her cry again.
So I let her hold me. Even though I don’t fuckin’ deserve it.
#daryl dixon#daryl dixon fanfiction#twd daryl#daryl fanfiction#the walking dead daryl#daryl dixon x oc#daryl dixon imagine
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editing this as i go--
so started right off at crusty's, and heres the thing- they walked right in and instantly took him down. the thing im a bit disappointed about is that in the books, its percy that thinks quickly on his feet to rescue his friends, and im sad they weren't able to portray that in the show, because too many times hes percived as dumb or slow when in reality hes actully really smart
grovers stress toy 😭 someone give this man (satyr?) a BREAK
ohhhhh i know percy's finna break a pearl and demolish new reader's hopes and dreams
WOAHHHH THEYRE BAIBIES THEYRE CHILDREN WHYS THE UNDERWORLD SO LIKE THAT? omg nico has to go there 😭😭
CHARON WHY YOU COULD OF GOTTON A RAISE DAKLFJDA;
HOLY FRIGGIN HELL THATS A BIG DOG (love that they kept the rottweiler detail tho)
GROVER GROVER R U OK PLEASE BE OKAY OH MY GODS oh wait annabeth has the ball itll b ok
shes. shes petting it
awww hes just a doggy just a very very big doggy oh hello grover thats. thats really gross but atleast ur ok
oh THE SHOES THEYRE FINNA DO THE THING OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
annabeth HOLD ON GIRL
shoes didnt do the the thing. huh
THERE THEY GO. awww theyre playing with him <3 glad they kept that. grovers in awe i would be too
why is his palace upsidedown...???
OOP HE LOST THE PEARL. AHFKDHAKH;DKAL THERES THE ANGST
oh aw no.... poor sally. she didnt deserve everything that sucks. also poor percy
HE GAVE HIM IS PEARL THEY REALLY ARE BEST FRIENDS HUH
FUCK THATS CREEPY. oh theres more. wonderful. oh theyre in asphodel. why are they so creepy........... stop
annabeth?? girl whats goin on?? WHY IS SHE TIED UP ohh she regrets thalia doesnt she... how is she going to get out of there oh the pearl.. AIGHT GO GO GET OUTTA THERE i know it must break his heart to leave her but atleast shes safe
OOP THE SHOES. THEYRE THEY GO hes going to fall into that hole in five years oh my gods. and they were red converse too... damn. oh theres the bolt. wait he was supossed to figure it out himself why did it just. appear. what are they going to do... i thought they were supossed to meet hades??? oh there they go. HADES ISNT INVOLVED GUYS... OH HES FINNA GO FOR HIS MOM THATS HOW HADES IS INVOLVED
stop youre breaking my heart. stop stop thiS MADNESS [cries and sobs]
the underworld is weirddd but lowk cool?? its diff from wut i had in mind but still
is that.... hades??? THAT IS HUH.
cilp clack clip clack clip clack clip clack oh i could listen to that all day
WHY IS SHE A STATUE?? true hades... true... he looks way diff than i imagined. love the big speech.. hun... but he doesnt want the bolt
hades just minding his own buisness 😭
HES FIGIURING IT OUT HE FIGURED IT OUT woooooooo there he goessss
hes protecting them omg. hes such a good guy. ok we wiat why does ohhhh hes actully smart?? hes actully practical. hades is js trying to live his life man...
STOPP POISEDION?? he cares he cares so much- is he british?? im crying stop SALLY DESERVES BETTER SHE JS WANTS HER SON TO BE SAFE IM CRYING aww sally and poisiodon <333 hes here for here - at least now. oh wiat thats THATS SO GOOD STOP THIS SHOW IS AMAZING ADKLAJFKLDAJSFKL;SAJFKLAS;
THERE THEY ARE THE TRIO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
ARES FIGHT SCENE LTES GO LETS GO WOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THIS SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
#pjo#percy jackson#percy jakson#pjo fandom#pjo series#pjo tv show#pjo spoilers#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson tv show#percy jackson show#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson and the lightning thief#percy jackson series#percy jackson disney+#rick riordan#riordanverse#pjo show#percy jackson spoilers#jett posts
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Alright besties, I have finished the season, and it is time to release my episode notes. I would like to call this my
Season Three Wrapped
(Spoilers, duh)
I cried a whopping 25 times this season.
I cried the most as Episode Six with 11 times sobbed
I mentioned Nilcent a total of 4 times
I asked where Walter was 3 times
I said "I can't handle this" 12 times
Episode notes below the cut
Episode One:
I cried: three times
-Oh Kristina won’t even look at him.
-Oh she’s sick’
-Well Linda’s fired up.
-“You are a piss person” YES
-TAKE HIS MONEY SIMON
-boyfriend time omg
-COZY OMG
-THEY’RE SO CUTE I’M GONNA DIE
-Oh shit they’re just exposing everything damn
-No but I actually hate Linda rn tho
-No but Kristina’s problem is that she needs Erik’s death to mean something and it never will.
-STEDRIKA
-Aw poor Felice is depressed
-FINALLY SOMEONE WANTS TO MODERNIZE THE MONARCHY
-Literally fuck you Linda
-angry Simon FINALLY
-NILCENT
-KISSING IN PUBLIC
-BOYFRIEND. THEY SAID THE WORD BOYFRIEND
-OOH THEY KNEW ABOUT SARA
-FUCKING MARCUS
-PICTURES OF SIMON IN HIS ROOM OMG
-THE HEART STILL ON HIS HAND I’M DYING
-NILS MY BELOVED
-SARA STILL HAS STELLAS SWEATER IM GONNA BE SICK
-NO NOT MICKE STOP NO OMG EW NO
-I love them for having an intervention for her
-HE’S SMILING FINALLY OH MY GOD
-HES TRACING OVER THE TATTOO IM GONNA DIE
-Oh shit
-Oh shit they’re blaming wilhelm
-WHERE THE FUCK IS WALTER?
-THEY X’D ANETTE OH HELL NO
-NOT CLOSING DOWN HOLY SHIT
-my candle just blew out and I don’t think that’s a good thing.
-Why do I feel like it was Nils that came forward?
Episode 2
I cried: two times
Are they about to have phone sex?
Oh my god they’re having phone sex
Jk
Oh homophobia
Oh Jesus these reporters keep dragging Wilhelm into this
Oh damn Kristina is REALLY sick
And she really doesn’t want to talk to Wille damn
Farima is more of a mother to Wilhelm than Kristina is
Stop talking about Simon on the bus I will fight you
Oh this bitch is racist
THEY GET TO HIKE
YES YOU WILL GET TO SLEEP TOGETHER
I am once again asking where the hell Walter is
Micke good father arc? Excuse me?
Okay driving Queen
Wilhelm get out of choir
I literally hate this
NOT A SINGING ARC STOP
OH THEY’RE MAKING OUT NOW
I literally can’t tell if I hate this or not. Wilhelm please quit choir everyone is begging you
Fredrika being so depressed because she doesn’t have a cellphone is peak comedy
I THINK IT WAS NILS. OH THEY KNEW HE WAS GAY BECAUSE OF HIS INITIATION
NO NOT NILS CRYING OMG
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Damn didn’t think I’d feel bad for August but let the bitch run you know?
August please don’t electrocute yourself it’s not worth it
Oh he’s just gonna call Sara never mind
AUGUST OMG STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD FOR YOU
OH THEY’RE GONNA FIGHT
NO LET THEM FIGHT MORE PLEASE IM BEGGING
DID SOMEONE SEND HIM CONVERSION CAMP SHIT?!
I’m gonna murder someone actually
Praying Simon sends this to Wilhelm and doesn’t post it because I can’t handle him getting into more public debate rn I will combust it is episode two
Don’t post it Simon don’t post it Simon don’t post it Simon
Well fuck
I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST IT SIMON
oh maybe it was ok
oh no it wasn’t
Damn
Well that was short lived.
I literally can’t handle this rn
Fuck.
SAY IT BACK
THANK GOD
Simon deserves to stand up to his mom and I love him for it
I need stedrika to be together instead of just acting like they are
I love them so much and I love them for trying even though they don’t understand what Felice is going through
FIRST WALTER SIGHTING
The big three sharing a tent I’m in heaven
ROSH AND AYUB SAVE THE PARTY SCENE
Oh my god Rosh and Stella is real
OH MY GOD FREDRIKA IS JEALOUS
OH MY GOOD GOD
JEALOUS FREDRIKA
THIS IS SO AWKWARD I’M GONNA DIE
Oh shit we’re fighting
Oh fucking hell NO PLEASE NO
OH THE QUEEN IS REALLY SICK OK
Episode 3
I cried: two times
Oh damn she’s like… suicidal
Wilhelm honey you don’t need everything on your shoulders omg
Oh he looks so small
STOP I HATE PEOPLE
I hate Linda the most rn
Wait the year is wrong on their hats isn’t it?
Never mind.
Oh damn Vincent called out
Oh damn August called out
People are gonna call Wilhelm selfish for this but I think it’s totally valid for him to be upset that Simon doesn’t care about his feelings rn I also think it’s valid for Simon to be distracted as he’s thrown into a world he doesn’t understand yet. I think they’re both selfish in this moment.
WILHELM QUIT CHOIR IM BEGGING YOU
YES TRICK AUGUST INTO THERAPY I’M BEGGING
Malte’s ability to shapeshift into this shitbag needs to be studied
Linda begging you to read the room
Literally fuck these guys leave Wilhelm alone
Simon cry baby. Do it. Cry.
YES THANK GOD LET IT OUT
FUCK NOW IM CRYING
I LIKE YOU SIMON. I DO.
WILHELM LIKES YOU. ROSH LIKES YOU. AYUB LIKES YOU
Simon’s no longer grounded and they’re gonna have sex
Are they gonna get caught making out by the school inspector because I literally cannot handle that
LMFAO
Henry and Walter shut your mouths you’re undoing all your hard fandom work
CAN VINCENT SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE
I love Felice getting to interact with her dad
Oh I’m sobbing again
Oh damn I’m nervous
FELICE I SWEAR IF YOUR THE REASON THIS SCHOOL GETS SHUT DOWN ISTG
Valborg is back, baby!
Sara’s gonna crash this car
Augusts gotta a little crazy in his eye lowkey and I don’t like it
Oh god he went to Micke’s
MICKE ERIKSSON OF BJÄRSTAD I'M SCREAMING
August…. Redemption arc???
No he made it about himself again never mind
THEY'RE BAKING OMG
Stedrika baking gfs
Sara and Felice be acting a little fruity ngl
No because Micke is kinda slaying this season by being the best parent and I was NOT prepared for that
WILHELM IN THE CHOIR WILL NEVER FAIL TO SEND ME LIKE BESTIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
HE'S NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING AND HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SING BESTIE I AM BEGGING YOU TO FIND ANOTHER HOBBY ANY OTHER HOBBY
SARA’S BACK THINGS ARE GONNA GET WEIRD
YESSSSS WILHELM’S GONNA FIND ANOTHER HOBBY MAYBE
aw baby Simon doesn’t enjoy singing anymore
THEY’RE GONNA FUCK
OMG THEY’RE GONNA FUCK
oh the girls are not happy about Sara being back
Wilmon only stopped for a second they are ON A MISSION
damn Micke why’d you let her down so soon
OH DAMN OH DAMN OH THEY'RE ON THEIR KNEES FOR EACH OTHER OK THEN
OH THIS IS EXPLICIT OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH
Wilhelm is a top confirmed I guess damn
WILHELM IS NOT A TOP CONFIRMED I GUESS
If Micke is drunk or high I swear to god
Ok we’re good I think
They’re nakey
Aw a little boy wants his picture. Like I know it’s gonna bite him in the ass later but it’s super cute rn
HAPPY BABY SIMON
Literally shut up Vincent stop making me hate you
And it bit him in the ass
Fuck. Simon go live at Hillerska I can’t handle this rn
Episode 4
I cried: three times
FUCK HE’S CRYING ALREADY
I know this isn’t the point but them calling each other boyfriend makes me want to giggle like a child every time because OMG
oh they’re taking a test and they’re all cheating
VINCENT SHUT UP
NO WILHELM NOT THE PRIVILEGE NOT A PUNISHMENT LINE PLEASE THATS YOUR MOTHER’S PLEASE I’M BEGGING YOU
Simon and Wilhelm both having a crisis about their future because they don’t have a choice is gonna make me hurl I can’t do this
August around Sara season 3 has Wilhelm around Simon season 1 energy and I can’t
Oh did something happen to the Queen? Why are they acting like he’s the king right now?
OH SHE’S SO SICK OMG
Farima knows how to handle him and and that’s amazing
Fuck they’re erasing him
She passed!
Again Micke is running away with the parent Olympics and that is BAD
He deleted his accounts 😭
WILHELM STOP THIS NOW. YOU DO REPRESENT QUEER PEOPLE LET IT BE KNOWN JESUS CHRIST
That poor dude shaved his head for no reason
Nilcent moment
HENRY AND WALTER
I simply love Henry
August is a good leader and I hate it so much
WHERE IS ANETTE LILJA BRING HER BACK.
Vincent, you look ridiculous. Stand up.
Wilhelm you’re a hypocrite don’t make me mad at you I am BEGGING.
Stop clapping for him. He doesn’t deserve this.
DRAG HER ASS SIMON
Vincent I’m so mad at you but that was kind of a slay
They really said “we might give up because we don’t have dinner” and that is the most privileged accurate thing that could have happened
Henry and Walter offering 300 for a half eaten lollipop is SO ME
August just admitted to being anorexic and no one batted an eye like???!
VINCENT ADHD CONFIRMED THANK GOD
Oh shit the boys are fighting
Henry spent 2500 on a bag of chips I’m CRYING
“Show your dick for Hillerska” I’M SCREAMING
FELICE IS YOU GET THIS SCHOOL SHUT DOWN ISTFG
THEM WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR TOGETHER I’M NOT OK
THEY DID IT BOYS! SUCCESS
Nilcent moment
FUCK Sara I hate you I love you I’m mad at you
I love Rosh and Ayub and I know they’re trying to be good friends but like… yall gotta support him at some point
Oh god oh no. Erik did it. Erik did the homophobic initiation. Oh this is gonna break him. Oh god
No ERIK I TRUSTED YOU ERIK I BELIEVED IN YOU ERIK I WROTE A BOOK ABOUT YOU OMG PLEASE I CAN'T OMG NO ERIK PLEASE ERIK
But who got beaten up? Who got the boner? Was it Nils? Was it Vincent? WAS IT AUGUST? It had to have been Nils, right?
Episode 5
I cried: four times
They’re absolutely going to break up this episode. I can feel it.
Oh he’s having a nightmare right?
they’re passing notes and no one is ok
Vincent you can’t be mean and gay and homophobic and racist. I need you to pick a struggle.
Fredrika gf era
Don’t be drunk don’t be drunk don’t be drunk don’t be drunk
Don’t be high don’t be high don’t be high don’t be high
What the hell is in August's letter I need to know
I’m literally not okay with the fact that Wilhelm is raising himself right now
Wilhelm’s idol being crushed in between his fingers and having no one to talk to about it is making me want to kill someone
NO DON'T IGNORE SIMON PLEASE OMG
Please tell me Wilhelm has chosen another hobby
NO WILHELM PLEASE FIND ANOTHER HOBBY YOU LITERALLY HATE SINGING
don’t lie don’t lie
Wilhelm stop projecting i’m begging
The music room is homophobic I can’t take this anymore they couldn’t even get off in there like please
WHAT'S IN THE LETTER
WHAT'S IN THE LETTER SARA PLEASE
Micke you were doing so well
Micke please
Stop comparing Simon and Felice, Wilhelm it never landed you anywhere good
WILHELM PURPLE NAILS
MICKE NO
MICKE PLEASE YOU WERE DOING SO WELL
MICKE
MICKE NO
Linda literally fuck you you don’t know anything I hate you so much take a break please I used to love you so much I’m going to scream
Simon can’t take care of everyone all the time please give him a break
HIS PURPLE NAILS I CAN'T
NO SWEETHEART DON'T TAKE IT OFF NO PLEASE
Them all dressed as waiters is sending me into orbit
WILHELM BIRTHDAY SIMON SINGING STOP THIS IS SO CUTE
SIMON MADE THE SANDWICH THIS SEASON I'M LOSING IT
August and Wilhelm should not be able to sit in the same car in case of another Erik situation. That is the entire Swedish line of succession in one vehicle.
Wilhelm got one good dick and suddenly started liking kids
WILHELM WHY WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT POISON RIGHT NOW
the breakup is coming I can feel it
Nilcent moment
This is the most awkward thing I’ve ever seen in my life I can’t hand this
HIS BIRTHDAY SONG IS ABOUT A FROG I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
Sara and August things are weird
NO NOT A NEW WATCH LET HIM KEEP THE OLD ONE OMG
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS
oh August is chugging wine
On a chair no less
What have they done to Felice? No actually what did they do to Felice this season? I’m not okay with it.
The birthday dinner is so uncomfortable that I actually can’t handle it like I will have to actively skip it every time
I’m convinced they’re reading fanfic at this point I’m not able to think of any other explanation for some of this
“Class Bad Boy” is August. Oh god if they only knew
They call him Agge I hate August but omf that is so cute
If they get back together and Felice sees it all hell will break loose and I am sure that is what is going to happen
WHAT'S IN THE LETTER
August’s letter just made me sob wtf
OH
fucking Fredrika
Fuck Wilhelm stop. Stop sabotaging yourself
Welp he’s popping off and Simon’s gonna dip
Oh god
Oh
Oh my good god
Oh I can’t handle this
Simon can’t either
If Linda is the reason Wilmon breaks up and I will murder someone
THEY JUST BROKE UP AND THE SHOW ENDED LIKE
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Episode 6
I cried: ELEVEN TIMES
No they’re so sad omg
“It feels like you two are never really over” she’s right
WILHELM TAKES RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS OWN PROBLEMS I CAN'T I’M SO PROUD
Has that one extra been a 3rd year this whole time?
Walty moment
MICKE?
Not Micke just a car
Sara better be the reason they get back together
Walter’s outfit slays
HOLY SHIT HILLERSKA STOPS MID DAY JUST LIKE THAT
Oh August broke
The third year trio breaking down together I literally cannot take this I will break
Rosh and Ayub I need you to take a chill pill
NO THE BOOK OMG
POOR ONE OUT FOR HILLERSKA
August coming clean omg
Can’t believe Vincent is the voice of reason
OMG CHESS HAS ACTUALLY BEEN A METAPHOR I’M NOT MAKING SHIT UP
Oop library
Panic attack
HENRY FUCK OFF
“WE’RE LIKE BROTHERS” OK I'LL FORGIVE YOU HENRY BUT ONLY BECAUSE OF THAT
HUSFAR DOING SHOTS OMG
emo Wille is killing me. Like same.
PLEASE HE ATE THAT
PARTY PRINCE
I love Malin being in on it
PARTY PRINSEN
FAKE GRASS
REVOLUTION PLAYING
August and wille????
Understanding
Oh god I’m not surviving this conversation
Oh fuck that HURT
Fruity?
Not fruity ok
Yay Sara
Felice and Sara made me cry
ROSH AND STELLA OMG
NILS CAME OUT OMG OMG
VINCENT IS THE BEST ALLY OMG OMG
SAUGUST BREAKUP OMG
“YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH THE PERSON YOU BECOME WITH ME” OMFG
“IT'LL PASS” OMFG SHE SAID THE THING
The boys’ immediate “we should leave” they’re learning slowly but surely
OH THE LAKE
IT TAKES A FOOL TO REMAIN SANE OMFG
I’m shaking
Oh their breakup is killing me entirely I am sobbing like a child
THOSE ARE BARE BUTTS OMFG
STEDRIKA
Henry and Walter OMFG
THE LIGHTS
his song omg
WE HAD SIMON’S SONG AND NOW WE HAVE WILLE’S SONG AND I LITERALLY CAN’T TAKE THIS RN
MIN REVOLUTION
SNOWGLOBE IN THE TRASH OH HE’S ABDICATING. OH SHIT HE’S ABDICATING. I DON’T NEED TO SEE THE REST I KNOW HE’S ABDICATING
THEY HAVE LAST NAMES
WILHELM QUIT CHOIR THANK GOD
HILLERSKA’S FIGHT IS FAR FROM OVER
THEY’RE SINGING SIMONS VERSION I CAN'T HANDLE THIS I CAN'T HANDLE THIS I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
BORIS AND WILLE
MAMMA OCH PAPPA ÄR HÄR
KRISTINA APOLOGY
Nothing was in vain and I never gave up
I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD SUMMER OMFG
NEW YORK
Oh he’s talking about not wanting it
HE DOESN'T WANT THIS
SHES GONNA GIVE IT TO AUGUST
OMG HE'S GONNA DO IT
Oh August just realized he’s gonna be king
ALL THAT RUNNING PAYING OFF BABES
He’s in the backseat
Felice is in the front
She didn’t go to new York
ENDGAME BITCHES
No I can’t handle a fucking montage rn
THE FINAL WALL BREAK
#tag yourself.#i'm literally all of them because they came from my brain#young royals#unhinged zee hours#yr s3
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Hi I just wanna say I’m tired of being a Mrigasira, Rohini, and Punarvasu. I suffered under my mom since childhood (especially physically). And now she’s been acting up again since the solar eclipse and my temper & patience can’t handle anymore. I wanna go away. I always stay resilient because I don’t want to be disrespectful but she’s just too much even now.
I hope everyone’s okay tho. Let’s all keep growing out of what’s not serving us anymore. ❤️
babe i completely understand. you don't owe someone extraordinary amounts of leniency, patience and compassion just because they're related to you. you don't always have to be the bigger person. it's okay to feel anger and feel like what you're going through is unjustified because you have done nothing to deserve any of this. for whatever cosmic reason unknown to us, we are dealt with certain cards in life, but this does not mean accepting everything as fate because we have every duty to play the hell out of the cards we're given.
sorry for being soooo preachy i just feel like deva gana naks/esp mrig & punarvasu & in other ways rohini suffer so much in their lives and still blame no one for anything and remain the resilient "bigger person" and honestly while that's a good quality to have, fuck that for now. be a little selfish. choose yourself. set boundaries, speak up for yourself and the ones who can't tolerate that are the ones who need to go.
but as you say let's all grow out of what doesn't serve us anymore
I hope you see changes in your situation in 2024. im rooting for you 💪🏼
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The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond: pick me up and sling me over your shoulder like those bags of grain pls (edit to title after watching through: Men are stupid)
I’ve never done a complete 180° flip on characters like this in a movie before. Let’s go through it, shall we?
This movie did NOT offer subtitles, and I’d be lying if I said it was easy to understand the southern accents without them. And that’s with my keen ability to understand a Pittsburgh accent, which is arguably worse at times.
Absolutely wild, but when do I not exaggerate and say that? This is somewhat of a play-by-play of what was going through my mind as I watched.
First off, CE was to die for in the movie. I don’t know exactly what it was about it (I know exactly what it was) but I fell in love. Country accent Chris Evans is something else, but Boston accent is much better. But this is a good look, I like it.
Such a simple man with a good heart, and smart enough to get a scholarship to ole miss!? He seemed decent, and the acting was actually pretty good.
The little clueless look of mild discomfort on his face the whole time was so adorable. Any time he was at a party or visiting his mother. I also took note of the way this disappeared as soon as he was home with his dad. As soon as he was in his domain and in control. This is me commending his ability to portray that dichotomy of environments.
But fr, like, how does everyone know who he is and not say anything about him being poor?
I love the way he turned down Caroline at the dance tho. He very obviously does not want to be there, but isn’t that the point? But that statement about him being hired by Fisher struck an alarm for me. Is she almost fetishizing the poor boy?
Fishy is outta left field. It’s unfortunate she’s been forced into this kind of a life, but she’s… a lot.
Also, it’s movies like this that remind me how much the south lags in terms of modernity and stays rooted in tradition sometimes. Like, if you think about it, this takes place at a very similar time as to when Steeb was growing up in Brooklyn in cap, but like, it’s totally worlds away.
Omg, not him hinting at being an escort to make ends meet and get his mom better. He’s ready to sell his soul and body to this girl for his ma and a condition that can’t really heal.
Vinnie definitely saw the diamond in the driveway. I saw her look down when she first saw Jimmy.
Omg not Jimmy having a condom on him during that strip search. Iolllllll
Also also, not the assisted suicide. This lady on her death bed is really spitting facts. It’s a rude awakening for dear Fishy. She knows how much she loves Jimmy and knows that really should be her number one concern.
Poor thing is just peculiar and no one gets her. But to be fair, she does not make it easy.
Fishy, have fun in Europe. You deserve it. You need to get outta this town. It’s not for you. Rip. She doesn’t leave.
I JUST SQUEALED. The way he backed her up against that wall when she’s talking about the way he dresses. I’m gonna throw up. Do that to me. Please. Oop. She struck a nerve talking about his father.
The boys in the yard absolutely suck. All boys in this movie suck.
Why does Jimmy like Vinnie so much? Everyone else very evidently does not.
Dude, tbh the postman game makes me uncomfortable. No need for all this young adult fornication is too much.
I get it’s Halloween, but these costumes and masks are fucking creepy as hell. I didn’t sign up for Fishy’s opium fever dream. She is good at playing the piano tho. Poor thing is in pain.
I FUCKING KNEW IT. Vinnie sucks. And Jimmy just slept with her!!! I’m CRYING. THIS IS SO FUCKED UP. I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT, JIMMY. I BLAME BOTH OF YOU, LITTLE BITCHES. (This was very evidently the moment of the switch-up. Little horny bastardized ruining everything. Keep it in your pants until you have the full story.) (I’m not hating on him for sleeping with Vinnie, I’m hating on him for not seeing Vinnie’s poor character sooner.)
Fisher, you’re a queen, calling Jimmy a scared little boy in the dark. Jimmy, you ARE such a stupid little boy. No way you like these people even though you say you do. Everyone here sucks. This all is making me soupy saddy in the bad way.
Not her saying Jimmy is like god to her. Fishy!!!! You know nothing of what he’s done.
He convinced Vinnie to give back the Diamond. I TOLD YOU knew that she stole it. I really don’t know what he saw in her. Sure, no shame in being poor, but she still kinda sucks
Now that Jimmy is driving Fishy home, he’s still being a little bitch. Check yourself, boy, I swear.
Ohhhhhh. He didn’t want to be with Fisher bc he thinks she can do better than him? I mean, agreed, but that’s still no excuse for your immorality.
They both know she doesn’t belong, but she’s got a lot to stay for. Use your Paris education to fix the world, girl!!!
Despite Jimmy’s amusement of Fisher at the first party and his confession at the end, she still does not get enough credit besides the one lady on her deathbed
Poor Fisher knows no one will ever love her or see her for who she truly is. This is so sad. So I guess he finally kissed her at the levee? What an unsatisfying ending. Fishy deserves the world and Jimmy is such a BOY😭🙄.
#fisher deserved better#Jimmy how could you#he was still hot tho but only physically not emotionally#spoiler alert#spoiler warning#jimmy dobyne#the loss of a teardrop Diamond movie review#Chris Evans#the loss of a teardrop Diamond#Chris Evans movie review#movie review#the loss of a teardrop Diamond review
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BRUH WTF, NETFLIX!!!!!! YOU CAN'T END IT LIKE THAT, I STILL HAVE QUESTIONS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN ANSWERED!!!!! ALSO HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!
Anyway, I finished season 2 of Warrior Nun and to avoid giving spoilers I'm going to be yelling about this season under the read more.
First off....
I still don't believe Shotgun Mary is fucking dead. YOU CAN'T KILL A BAD BITCH LIKE THAT
Loved Sister Yasmine, she was delightful.
That scene of Lilith fighting and killing all those dude while she was locked in that .... jail??? or whatever... THAT WAS SOOOO SEXY OF HER.
Ohhh!!!! And Sister Camila getting a bigger role and more development and... just more of her in general loved it. Her hair is also so cute.
AVA GIVING BEATRICE A KISS ON THE CHEEK IN THE FIRST EPISODE AND THEN BEATRICE'S FACE AFTER THE KISS.
Ava getting Beatrice drunk after finding out she's never really drank alcohol before and to dance with her.. And Bea getting so nervous about it beforehand.
Drunk Beatrice was so cute and carefree, girl deserved that. BUT ALSO AVA BEING SO MESMERIZED BY BEA AND THE WAY SHE WAS LOOKING AT HER.
HEHE, that part where that girl was flirting with Beatrice to get Ava jealous and then Ava actually getting jealous. And that girl totally wanted to hit on Beatrice, getting Ava jealous was just an added bonus. And Bea was so cute and nervous while being hit on.
And then Ava calling Beatrice jealous (which she lowkey was) about Miguel. And her denying it but also having a valid reason for being suspicious of Miguel.
Also MOTHER SUZANNE SUPERION I AM IN LOVE YOUUUUUU I'M SO GLAD YOU DIDN'T DIE!!!!!
Also her backstory, that brings up the question...so how old was Sister Shannon then???
Also Jillian coming in clutch to help the Warrior Nuns. Sad that she kinda always fucks up when it comes to helping them find out what they are cuz she gets to caught up in her desire to save Michael, get Michael back, or the Arc, etc. But in the end she does help them overall.
Also MOTHER SUPERION IS CAMILA AND AVA'S MOM NOW.
Also ew, why did they make that one scene of Adriel and Lilith.... like that... so WHY DID THEY FUCKING KISS??!!!!
Also Lilith, baby girl, get the fuck away from him, he's manipulating you. LOVE YOUR NEW LOOK THO
Also I'm sad about Duretti getting killed. I actually ended up liking him.
FATHER VINCENT YOU ARE ON THIN FUCKING ICE YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT BASTARD. AT LEAST YOU REALIZED YOU WERE WRONG BUT STILL....
I already made post about this but... I FUCKING KNEW HE WAS MICHAEL. Sad that he died, and that in the end it was for nothing.
Camila shipping Avatrice and talking to Beatrice about loving the Warrior Nun.... GIRL YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS???!!!
Also every Christian/Catholic person that joined Ariel, you did not pass the vibe check.
(And this is where my religious upbringing comes into play)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU DECIDE TO FOLLOW HIM... AFTER HEARING ABOUT THE BIBLE'S WARNING OF THE ANTICHRIST????
LIKE ADRIEL LITERALLY TICKED EVERY FUCKING BOX THE BIBLE SAYS THE ANTICHRIST WOULD DO AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO QUESTION THAT????
ALSO AN ANGEL WOULDN'T HAVE THE POWER TO FUCKING PERFORM ALL THOSE MIRACLES OR PLAGUES??? HELL, THE ANGEL OF DEATH WAS ONE OF THE PLAGUES. LIKE BIBLICALLY NO ANGEL HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO THAT, THEY ALSO NEVER EVER CLAIMED TO BE GOD. EXCEPT LUCIFER WHO WANTED TO BE AS POWERFUL AS GOD, AND LIKE, FREEWILL.
Fuck Adriel, bastard got what was coming to him.
Also.... AVATRICE KISS!!!!! AVATRICE LOVE CONFESSION. AVA TRYING TO SACRIFICE HERSELF TO MAKE SURE BEATRICE AND HER FRIENDS LIVE.
... but also we got the kiss but at what cost???
Also Ava is coming back right???!!!!
IS REYA.... GOD????
I HAD A SUSPICION THAT THE TARASKS WERE THE ACTUAL ANGELS OR AT LEAST HEAVENLY CREATURES... since the Tarask's skeleton in the catacombs was made of divinium.
Oh and one last thing....
WHAT IS LILITH????
Cuz we know Adriel is manipulating her and he's a fucking liar. Also she better get horns, if my theory that she's a new version of a Tarask or the Warrior Nun Tarask equivalent.... is corrected.
#warrior nun spoilers#warrior nun season 2#avatrice#ava silva#sister beatrice#sister lilith#sister camila#shotgun mary#mother superion#sister yasmine#jillian salvius#michael salvius#miguel#ava x sister beatrice#ava x beatrice#warrior nun#twicetheheart speaks
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Day 10 of reading homestuck
I forgot about the horse music oh gosh
Okay, the puns are banger tho
Nepeta and Equius' moirail relationship is so precious and sweet 🥺
AWWW NEPETA HAS A CRUUUUSH
Oh Jesus, Gamzee is even going around writing messages in people's blood the fuckin weirdo
There's not enough room for this madness on this tiny little meteor
Ohhhhh God what did she see through the grate
THE HONKS I CANT
OH FUCK GAMZEE HI
OH MY GOD HES REALLY LOST IT OH SHIT OH FUCK
I'm so glad I didn't play this last night I would NOT have slept well
Oh honk HONK honk sure like it's fine! Equius was top of his whatever before he took an arrow to the knee you motherfucker!
GAMZEE PLEASE TURN KILL MODE OFF OH GOD
NEPETA NO DONT DO IT
GAMZEE WHAT THE FUCK
NO
NO BEEP!
IT IS NOT TIME TO BEEP! IT IS NOT TIME TO AWOO! IT IS NOT TIME TO HONK! IT IS TIME TO TURN OF KILL MODE AND STOP KILLING PEOPLE!!
Oh for fucks sake, John
Vriska [squint]
Hey Vriska! Murder does not solve friendship problems! Discussion or simply cutting of the relationship can, but not murder!
Again, I do not appreciate the troll caste system, but eh aliens. Also it's being portrayed very negatively so I hope it will be "solved" by the end
Everything's gone to shit
Sollux's eyes have gone black holy shit
Aradia why are you in cosplay
Hi ghost tavros
Tf you mean you're "not dead" Aradia you are the most dead person here
John perhaps violently drilling directly next to what you believe to be a bomb isn't a good idea
Awww John's dad and Rose's mom are on a date :)
JACK DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
YEAH VRISKA FUCK HIM UP
Uh oh
The Honkening
Okay so we know it's not Vriska going around biting people, at least. And of course it's not Karkat or Sollux because one was out cold and the other is too big of a softie, and then it's also not one of the many dEAD PEOPLE
SHOWDOWN BABY
[Kool-aid man voice] Oh no!
Kanaya?!
HELL YEAH KICK HIM IN HIS TROLL BALLS EQUIVALENT
YEAHHHH
KILL HIM, KANAYA YOU DESERVE IT
Andrew what the fuck is this supposed to mean
Oh they're hearts
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rank jaehaerys's and alysanne's children from best to worst
Gladly!!
1. Gael. She’s a horrifying footnote in history but she’s MY horrifying footnote in history!!!! I cry every time I think about her so she gets immediate fav
2. Viserra. There was probably something horribly wrong in her life that made her fall for that incest thing hook line and sinker…. Idc, they could never make me hate you bbygirl <3
3. Vaegon. Look. He may be an asshole butttttt…… who cares, objectively hilarious that he said no to both the incest AND the throne because he hated his family. Lol. Lmao even
4. Daella. Also a very horrifying sad story :( jaehaerys I will see you in HELL for allowing your teenage autism-coded daughter to be terrorized without any empathy for her!!!!!!!!!
5. Saera. She’s also an asshole but idc, objectively iconic. Product of her parents’ neglect who are surprised when said neglected daughter acts out in increasingly dangerous ways like…….. ough. Good on her for cutting her family out of her life and making her own empire. She still deserved way better tho
6. Maegelle. Something was probably horribly wrong with her to be covinced to gaslight her mom into forgiving her asshole husband <3
7. Aemon. Idk I don’t hate him butttttt….. he’s just a guy imo. I respect him for not forcing his wife to have five thousand kids and I wish he lived just so he could let Rhaenys be queen after him. I have a hard time believing he was Caraxes’ human like. HUH
8. Alyssa. I think I like the version of her in my head way more buttttttt…… tbh she still deserved way better than what she got. What the fuck were you cooking with her George
9. Daenerys. She was just a little kid. Little baby :’( would’ve been nice if she could’ve lived to be queen in her own right but that’s not the story she’s in rn :(
10. Aegon. Dead baby
11. Gaemon. Dead baby
12. Valerion. Dead baby
13. Baelon. HATE HIS ASS!!! Idk he was probably a normal guy before but he absorbed the “overthrow your brother’s descendants and cause a succession crisis to put your own kids on the throne” grindset through the VisenyaVhagar pipeline and I still believe it to this day. Also slept with his sixteen year old sister when he was twenty??? Ik this is asoiaf but idc I can pick and choose what to be icked out by and this is criminal offense side eye to me. Would’ve been more interesting if he was weirdly in love with Aemon imo
#if I’d be allowed ocs I’d probably put vaelora just below vaegon like. i love her- but not as much as those three lmao#and mind you. I don’t ship aemon and baelon I just think their incestuous relationship would be funny and horrifying <3#asoiaf#i’m not tagging these guys. sorry :(
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My thoughts on the final special, skip to the end if you just want the review and not my hilarious commentary as i watched
The ringing in armins ears was a very nice touch
Armoured titan continues to do all the heavy lifting
Uh ohhhh
Adding scenes with onyankopon at the fort was nice
Getting to see more of the nine was really nice
Pieck solos fr
Pieck getting got by the tybur warhammer and reiner by porco and marcel is kinda hilarious
Connie solos frrr
MIKASA JUST FUCKING RAPID FIRE 3 THUNDERSPEARS WTF
Dude ymir HATES reiner bringing up his whole past
WHAT REINER DOESNT GET EATEN IN THE MANGA WHAT THE FUCK
Nvm he does i just checked i forgot
HOW IS REINER SO FUCKING INVINCIBLE
Jean forgiving reiner L take jean
SNAKE TITAN
BOOOOO GABI THROW HER OFF
Why is falcos titan green
LETS GOO ANNIE
"Where's Arm- i mean, Pieck" ARUANI ARE SO WINNINGGGGGG
Booooo dont kill eren let him win
The eldians should kill all the marleyans fuck them shoot their asses
THEY HAVE LIGHTNING AND FUCKING BOWS AND ARROWS?????
AND FUCKING SWORDA???? AND AXES
Pieck solos again
PIECK KEEPS SOLOING
Jean does not solo bro please
Mikasa not being able to fuckung speak lmaooo
Fucking gabi tryna shoot the titans dumbass tell her ass levi
Cringe Levi L take stomp them all out he doesnt regret his choice bcuz hr knows erwin wpuldve done the based thing and wiped out humanity outside the walls
Slingshot mikasa we stan
Oopsie
Annie doing parkour off the spine of the titan shes the real mvp
Armin having an out of body experience
Damn armin hates himself, based tbh hes a lil bitch
Fucl yea all thosw bitches and the giraffes getting trampled
YO COLLOSSALS ON THE LAVA THATS SO SICK
Millenia of history getting wiped out only paradis deserves to stand 💪💪💪💪
Zeke building his lil castle
Ey its the explanation
"Being alive means dying eventually" zeke youre not smart please stfu
Baby eren ❤️
Zeke and armin talking about the same thing but seeing entirely different things might genuinely be my favourite image in the entire series holy shit
AND SCYTHES
Bertie boys fighring for the love of his life bros so cucked
Ymir saving reiners life bros so cucked
Fucking gabi and her stupid rifle hate that bitch
Aruani stays winning
Krugers so cool bro
Why does zeke love being naked so much
Zekes always fucking up erens shit man
Cucktoldt is back
Zeke getting to reconcile with grisha was nice
Levi gettjng the fucking brawl sound affect for killimg zeke lmaook
Booooo why didnt the baby get thrown
Imagine being the last guy to fall off that cliff thatd suck ass
Jean finally did something
Reiner continues to fucking carry the entire plan by himself
If only armin used his nuke on more civilians </3 him getting held up was sick asf tho
Gabi got to live and her parents booooo kill them all
LET REINER FUCKING DIE HOLY SHIT
LETS GO ERENS ALIVE ABSOLUTE LEGEND
Boooo the eldians and marleyans are working together L bozos kill the marleyans every man woman and child
How did connie figure that out
Honestly id accepy jean and connie dying if it meant gabis bloodline being ended right now
That was such a nice send off for connie and jean im kine of mad its a fake out tbh
REINER CARRYING ONCE AGAIN
Mikasa stop getting fucking headaches and do your job holy shit
Uh oh cabin time
The why are you crying symmetry oo
Cabin erens a lil bitch
HES SO TALL
ROCK HIS SHIT EREN
Mikasas cut looks so good in this
HE TURNED ARMINS FACE TO RUBBLEEEE
Mikasas such a traitor
WHYD SHE CUT HIS HAIR
Mikasas a necrophiliac and ymirs a voyeur
Child armin looks so mich like a girl in mappas style
Whys he tryna make mikasa the mc in the last chapter 🤡🤡🤡
Eren killed his own mom what a madlad
Get rocked eren
Whys armins face like rhat
Its the "worst manga panel of all time"
A sea of blood thats beautiful
80% not enough it shouldve been 90% with only the 10% on paradis left
"Im sure the hell we went through has happened over and over" i actually dont think this has happened before armin
Gross hes holding hair and teeth
"It was at out feet but you were always looking at the distance" is a very nice allegory for freedom and drive
0/10 armin didnt kiss him as well
Still mad we dont get to see anyone elses converstions with eren, especially floch
Pieck is so unserious
MICHE AND PETRA ON SCREEN LETS GO 10/10 FINALE
gabi on screen 0/10 finale
"Give him a proper burial" his is ass does NOT deserve that
"Prove it" cant prove a negative dumbass this is why marley deserves to die theyre all dumbasses
Ymirs all grown up and is it too early to say—
Erehisu stans are so fucking fuming rn holy shit
JAEGERIST INSIGNIA IS SO FUXKING COOL SHIT
Nicoli on screen 0/10 finale
HITCH ON SCREEN 10/10 FINALE
Reiner please calm down for 2 seconds
ANNIE IN A SUIT SHES SO SMALL I LOVE HER
Levi on screen L YO HIS EYE THOO THATS SICK
Can gabi and falco please fuck off
Paradis looks so pretty
Mikasa never threw away the scarf smh
Love the idea that shiganshina becomes a fucking cyberpunk capital and not just a big city
Anyway all jokes aside, the ending still feels a bit inconsequential seeing that no one dies in the final battle, considering how the rest of the show was. Eren's still a coward and a pussy and his inability to act with decisiveness is the reason shiganshina (and presumably the rest of Paradis) is inevitably destroyed, it also proves the Jaegarists point that no matter what happens theyll never stop trying to wipe out eldians, even centuries after titans are wiped out. Eren lied to the people of Paradis and got them killed so like 8 people could live half decent lives cleaning up his mess, most hollow victory of all time. Over all its like a 7/10 ending, there isnt any other way it really could have ended comsidering the story. The new paradis emblem is so fucming cool tho holy shit. Get Rumbled Stay Humbled.
#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#shingeki no kyoujin#aot#snk#eren#eren jaeger#armin#armin arlert#mikasa#mikasa ackerman#jean#jean kirschstein#jean kirstein#gabi#gabi braun#falco#falco grice#levi#levi ackerman#onyankopon#yelena#hitch dreyse#niccolo#sasha#sasha braus#anime#manga#animanga#hajime isayama
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💥 FATE WINX SAGA SEASON 2 SPOILERS 💥
OK, SO
I did watch the season 2 of "fate: the winx saga" last night.
And it was...a mess.
Be aware that I view Fate and the (original) winx as two different series. I don't expect (nor' do I want to) the same story, the same characters, and the same relantionship. Let's not forget that this is based on the winx original series. It's not a copy of it. What would be the point of that?????
So my opinions about this won't be the same as my opinions on the animated winx series. I don't see the two sets of characters as the exact same beings.
1.Rosalind doesn't fucking know how to handle a school full of fucking children (fae or not). She only cares about the results she gets out of them. And she will do anything to get those results. She's also a big hypocrite. SO Glad Bloom took care of it.
2. They didn't just built up Bloom and Sky's relantionship for 2 seasons, and then proceeded to take it apart in like..one minute.
3. WHAT THE HELL DID THEY PUT ON STELLA ???!!!!
4. I don't blame Riven for not having feelings for Dane. U can't control that. However, I do blame him for hurting Dane. He shouldn't have done anything with the boy if he knew he didn't swing that way too. He shouldn't had gotten involved with him. Period.
5. I ship Beatrix and Riven since season 1. I REALLY thought they could have gotten' a little better together. Or not. Evil couples cand still be amazing. And instead they just ruined them and walked over them in a way that..... Well, they implied many times that those two cared for each other. But when Beatrix was kidnapped , or worse, when she died. Riven shows no fucking emotion???! Nah, I don't believe it. Even if he didn't like her like that anymore( especially after she told Rosalind Riven knew smth. But to be honest, I don't think she was doingit just for her. And it was not even the worst thing she had done ) , u can't just erase the time u spend with someone. It will always mean something. He didn't even mourn her death a second. It was just so out of the blue. And don't tell me Beatrix can't love, it was pretty obvious that she loved Andreas, he was like a father to her, she said it herself.
7. And the writers did that just to "give" us Rivusa (Riven and Musa). I like this ship too.Not as much as Riventrix and Stellatrix but still. I was thinking that at least I will get them. I do like a good built up. But Idk, It was too long for me. And they didn't have that many scenes.
8. I liked a lot the friendship between Stella and Bea. A. Lot. And I would have liked the more as couple...But unfortunately, the chances of that were ruined .
10. And then Beatrix was killed..Just when she found out she had 2 sisters. And Stella was the only one who mourned her. And it s just sad how she never found her place and how she was tossed aside by everyone. (But I suppose that s what makes a good villain)
11. Sam relying on Musa's magic was wrong. He was like..addicted. I did hate the fact that he leaved tho. He was there just to be Musa s bf.
12. Terra coming out was very nice. I like how Stella embraced her first. And how the rest of the girls handled it.
13. That ending with Bloom and that woman..(Bloom's mom?) I have to wait another year and a half for that too huh
14. Beatrix will really become evil, I know it. She will be resurrected by that shadow, I know it.
15. The writing was really rushed.
16. Aisha deserved way better
#fate the winx saga#winx#bloom#beatrix#winx stella#musa#fate riven#sky#riventrix#stellatrix#rivusa#flora#terra fate#aisha fate#skloom
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"Mama Knows Best"
Alastor's mama is heeerrreee-
Includes: Vox cameo rip bozo lmao, mentions of murder and cannibalism, minor police brutality mentions, 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned', Alastor is prolly OOC but fuck you-, Alastor's mom is a badass prove me wrong-- oh wait, YOU CAN'T-, Very much mama's boy energy, she gives 'boy mom' energy in a way, but she's just a very affectionate and loving mama, she's not one of those "No one knows him like his mommy does" type mom's lol-, slight Men Slander(TM) but to be fair, men were on some sort of drugs back in the day ok?-, mentions of child abuse, persona cameo because fuck you, feel free to imagine Halo as you tho, I tried to do a little bit of quick research on Jambalaya, plz tell me if I got something wrong-, tate mentioned, alpha male dudes mentioned lmao, the grief of a parent losing their child is always the strongest grief
Nora's name is totally not inspired by Nora from the first season of American Horror Story from the 1920s, why would you think that? That's just stupid, you're crazy and no one will ever believe you!
The day seemed normal-- well... As normal as a day in Hell can be.
He was being trailed by Halo once again when he went for his daily stroll-- of course until they decided to run ahead and cross the road without looking, almost getting hit like a complete idiot... Had it not been for him, they'd be dead... AGAIN, at least. He wonders why he even stopped the car in the first place, but oh well!
He entered the hotel--
Oh! You're probably wondering who I'm talking about- Alastor! Yes, Alastor... The Radio Demon.... chronic technology hater, THAT Alastor.
Anyways!
He entered the hotel, hearing some chatter coming from the next room, as well as Halo being obnoxious as always.
"Wait who are you?" They asked, "Halo! That's rude..." Vaggie scolded them, "What?? I don't know who she is..." They argued, and he heard a soft laugh.
"Oh, it's alright, you're just curious after all." The voice said-- he felt like he'd heard that voice before... But where?
"Oh, since Halo's here that means Alastor should be here soon-- Halo, where is he?" Charlie asked, "just behind me! OI ASSHOLE GET YO DUMBASS IN HERE" They yelled while going to the doorway and hopping up and down.
"I'm right here, no need to yell." He responded, "dude you're 10 times taller than me, you're supposed to be faster." They crossed their arms, "Alright we got strawberry pimp in the room now! Why is needed? Why not need me instead? I'm better I prommy!" Halo turns a 180 immediately, they were too hyperactive today.
"Oh, do I have a guest? To what do I owe-" Alastor went silent, hell it looked like he almost lost his neverending smile... "Wha-.." He trailed off, Alastor...? Flabbergasted? Now that's a first!
"Al!" The lady said with relief and got up, "Oh you know him? Like... wait define knowing him-" Halo questions with their tail idly swaying. "Mama?" "MAMA?!"
It was like simultaneously combusting, EVERYONE said it at the same time.
Though the group gave a chance for this little reunion, they were about to ask a FLOOD of questions. "You should be in heaven?! What are you doing down here? You don't deserve to be down here!" Alastor exclaimed, holding the lady he just called mom.
"You'd be surprised at what I'm capable of, dear... I'm by no means a damsel in distress." She said simply, sitting back down but this time with Alastor next to her. "I never did give you my name, did I? I'm so sorry, how rude of me! I'm Nora!" She said sweetly.
"No way this sweet lady is in Hell, what did you do? Oh my god did you torture children?! Eat them like Hansel and gretel?!" Halo asked excitedly and Nora laughed. "What could have possibly done?! All things considered, you're supposed to be in heaven!" Alastor said, he almost sounded... Upset?
"Well... After you died, I waited for hours for you to come home... It came time you said you'd see me... Nothing.. I gave it 30 minutes thinking maybe you were running late! Then it his 10... 11... I waited til dawn..." Nora said softly, "I eventually tried to sleep on the couch so I could hear when he came home.. I barely slept, though. I maybe got a few minutes of shut eye... His dinner was cold, but I kept it on the table in hopes that I'd wake up and see the plate all cleaned up..." She continued.
"And then later in the morning, Police came to tell me he was killed.... I lost it... I stayed shut away for a few days, dealing with grief... The grief got to me and turned into rage." Alastor stayed absolutely silent- the most silent he'd ever been, you couldn't even hear static.
"I decided it was worth my life. I'd taken a pistol we had at home and found the man's house-- I knew who it was, he was there at Alastor's funeral, he was cackling to himself... so I broke in and shot him in the head." She said so calmly, it even scared Alastor of all people.
"And then I went after his friend. The man who decided to do a 'double tap' to make sure he was gone, except I didn't give him grace. I used my hat pin, honestly the young women who came up with using as a weapon in the day were geniuses of their time!" She continued with a soft smile, "I slit his throat and stabbed, I kept stabbing until all you could see were holes in his chest. Police shot me dead almost immediately." She said, "But I don't regret it... If you asked me... I'd do it all over again. I still blame myself, however." She said with a sigh.
"What?! No, that wasn't your fault! It was my choice to even do that, had I not have, I would've been alive!" Alastor cut her off, "But I could've asked you to come visit me now instead of later. I could've delayed you, even 5 minutes would've changed so much..! Alastor would answer to my every beck and call, if I asked him to come visit anyways, he'd put his original plans aside... Why didn't I use that power for once?" She asked, a rhetorical question. "I rethought of all these different scenarios on how I could've stopped it..! Obviously it was too late... I knew he'd be here, anyways... Waiting for me, eventually." She finished.
"How did you know I'd be here though?" "Sweetie... I always knew-- Parents ALWAYS know! You may think you're doing a perfect job at hiding it, but you aren't... They say mom's have eyes in the back of their head for a reason, y'know!" She laughed softly. "Wh.. So... wait-" Alastor was confused.
"Baby, I knew you'd been doing the killing... including occasionally eating a person or two... Granted! You tended to go after the men who were... honestly deserving of much worse..!" She said with a soft smile, "But I still was disappointed in your choices you made." She added, and Alastor looked down... In shame!
Alastor?! FEELING SHAMEFUL?! EMBARRASSMENT?! Impossible!
"I raised you better, I know I did! But... I can at least feel happy that you didn't end up like many of the men... objectifying women and being disrespectful. I may have raised a psychopath of a son, but at least he's respectful towards women." She said sweetly.
"I like to think he's the lesser evil in the world! Especially when he's killing bad people!" Halo spoke up with a grin. "I like to believe that too, dear! Don't you worry!" Nora laughed a little.
Alastor had been... Surprisingly well behaved, all things considered! But... Then again... Mama Alastor was here, anything to not disappoint her!
Alastor was going on another stroll to get a few errands done as well as some fresh air! Halo insisted on joining this time... They didn't wanna get on their computer for once.
But Nora insisted she come with! She wanted to see some other shops, see what they had to buy and maybe go on a but if a shopping spree, she deserved a treat, in her opinion!
"Ah sweet, Mama Alastor is joining!" Halo says while standing at their door, already having got their shoes on. "What? Mama Alastor?" She tilts her head a little, "Oh! Uh... It's a... uh... Basically like a thing in the vtuber community? We usually don't know the names of our oshi-- or favorite streamer's-- parents so we usually call them like... Mama and then vtuber's first or last name, or replace Mama with papa!" Halo explained, "It's hard to explain to someone who.. isn't also from 2020s, let alone just the 2000s..." They added with a small shrug.
"I have a bit of a hard time remembering names sometimes, so..." They quickly added again, "sorry if it made you uncomfortable!" "No need to apologize, honey! You're alright," Nora chuckled softly.
It was a peaceful day! Well, as peaceful as hell can be. No demon's giving issues! No overlords trying him! No Vox to be found-
Shit.. knock on wood--
"Well, if it isn't the fucking RADIO DEMON. Decided to come out from hiding in your little radio tower?" The TV headed demon commented with lots of snark.
"Ah... And I thought today would be such an amazing and surprisingly quiet day! You just LOVE ruining everything, don't you?" Alastor said with his typical grin.
Then Vox noticed the new demon beside him, he'd never seen her before...
"And who might this lovely lady be?" Vox immediately tried his manipulative tactics-- suffice to say, Alastor wasn't very happy about that.
"Excuse my language, but BACK THE FUCK UP YOU FLAT FACED BASTARD." His voice had a LOT of radio distortion, yet he didn't drop that smile.
Nora gave a look, but said nothing... He was just trying to protect his mom, she understood that.
"And why do YOU have an issue? Are you dating? With the way Halo acts, I would've thought you two were but turns out you're with someone else?" Vox smirked, but then it dropped with Alastor very visibly gagged...
And Nora looked like she was about to prove sinners could die permanently without angelic intervention.
"What-"
"Ew... I shouldn't be surprised pro-shippers would be in hell-- no offense to any pro-shippers but also full offense as well.." Halo commented while back up a little. "Heavens, no! That's disgusting! I'd rather die again in the most painful way possible!" Alastor said.
"Dear, I'm his MOTHER." She said.
Basically Cue the radio stop noise thing-
Except make it a TV.
Before Vox started laughing, "Oh so he's still being walked everywhere by his mommy?" "Oh you're so very lucky I don't want to get in trouble from her, otherwise I'd end you here and now." Alastor said with an irritated grin.
"So you admit you listen to mommy?! Ha! Pathetic! He's a mommy's boy!" Vox cackled, he couldn't stop. "I have very good reasoning... You know that odd stereotype of a joke that moms aren't the people to mess with? They aren't wrong... She may be a lovely lady... But boy can she pack a punch... It's not because.. Oh I'm a mama's boy... It's because I'm smart and would quite like to be able to live!" He said with a smile.
Vox just laughed harder, "mama? Being dangerous?!" He was cracking up...
Until Nora practically through his dumb ass.
"Not to be that guy.. buuuuttt... I told ya so!~" He cooed with a very satisfied grin.
"Hey! What was that for?!" Vox yelped, "For one, you DO NOT laugh at my son, especially considering he... slaughtered many overlords the moment he got here? Classic Alastor fashion, if I'm honest... For another, I'VE HEARD ABOUT WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS YOU ARE!" She raised her voice.
"Clearly you lacked a mother to teach you proper manners, hell you clearly even lack a decent father! Shame on you! I've heard of your fights! Don't think I'll let you go off so easy just because I didn't see it." She growled, "I'm no damsel in distress. I'm the reason his father died so early and I'm the reason his killers died not too long after they murdered him! I killed for him twice in life, I can double-- even QUADRUPLE-- that in the afterlife!" She continued, "You don't EVER mess with a mama bear. It's the worst possible idea. If you value your life, you'll flee and go home and behave like a good boy!" She scolded Vox, absolutely not a single bit of fear.
"And if I hear you've laid even a FINGERNAIL close to a single hair on him... I'll do more than tear into you verbally. I'll let you find out WHY Alastor even fears me." She was practically Vox's height, it was kinda scary how tall she ACTUALLY was.
"Am I understood?" She asks and Vox nods quickly "Uh... Y-.. Yeah..." "Hmm? What was that?" She asked, "Yes ma'am! Loud and clear!" He nods...
And he flees.
"Smart man, that one! Pleasantly surprised." She smiled as if she hadn't just threatened one of the most influential overlords...
One of the Vees, no less!
"Alastor, why didn't you tell us your mom was a FUCKING BADASS??" Halo yells, running up to Nora and running circles around her, "She's so COOL! WHAT??" They add excitedly while the woman laughs a little.
"But wait, the hell did you do to make even AL be scared of you? Abuse him? Surely not, he clearly loves you to bits and pieces!" They asked curiously.
"Sweetheart, I may be kind... Sweet... Yes, I babied him a lot! Far past when he was a small child! But I know him well. I know what works. Usually he's quite well behaved, only needing a light restriction half the time! But I wasn't AFRAID to get physical if I needed to, I just believed it wasn't the most productive way! He learned real quickly that if he disrespected me, he'd know the true meaning of fear. His father could never compare." She explained.
"I had to spank him a few times, god knows most of the time he saw my pure raw strength when his father went too far." She added, "Oh.. Yeah... I forgot about that... The majority of her physical demonstrations weren't on me! Primarily on my father whenever he laid a hand on me." Alastor nodded in agreement.
"I figured out she could likely easily overpower me, even when I hit my teenage years! One of the women that truly scared the daylights out of me... Mostly, I believed it was ME who should be protecting women, at least considering size differences.. Until you watch this woman just brute force a grown man in his 30s onto a counter because he dared to lay a hand on her kid with barely any struggle... The strength of a mom is truly horrifying.." Alastor almost shivered a bit.
"Well the strength part is true as hell! I've heard stories of moms straight up LIFTING CARS OFF OF THEIR KIDS! Adrenaline is a hell of a drug!" Halo nodded, easily believing what was being said.
Yet, despite that, Alastor couldn't help but still feel VERY protective of his mom-- That's his mom, after all! If anyone wanted to lay a hand on her, they had to go through him! Nora let him, mostly because he was always a stubborn boy, growing up, and she let him just to let him feel better... Feel stronger. She could take care of herself, but if it made him happy, who was she to argue? It meant less work for her!
Until the attack from heaven.
She WATCHED her son be harmed, she watched him almost die AGAIN. That pissed her off so much.
"YOU DARE HURT HIM?! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT ACTUAL PAIN IS!"
Hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Or, as the case may be, hell hath no fury like a mother scorned.
She kicked Adam's ass to high heaven (lmao)
It was just funny how Niffty was the one to kill him... With a stab to the back, too!
"You know what? He deserved it... I shouldn't be surprised he's so egotistical, if he was the template for men... Go figure-- Well, I'm not sure how much they've changed since the 20s? Are they still how they used to be?" Nora asked Halo and they shrugged. "We got plenty of feminist men! But... They're all drowned out by the 'alpha male' podcast guys... Tate's little stannies." They explained, "Alpha...? Tate- stannies?" She was very confused, "Nothing! Just... cringe guys who believe in women being tradition wives but not men being traditional husbands... It's wayyyyy too much to explain, you'd have to see for yourself!" They continued.
Nora immediately left to find Alastor and make sure he was OK.
Luckily he was! He nearly gave her a heart attack! "You really do need to stop being so overly confident, Hun... It'll get you killed like it did before." She softly lectured him and he sighed. "Even in death, I never escape the lectures and life lessons..." He comments, mainly under his breath. "Hm?" She gave a look-- a look he knew all too well.
"Nothing, Mama!" He quickly spoke up as she finished bandaging up some cuts, scrapes, and gashes.
Once she finished getting him all patched up-- golly, it reminded him of his grade school days! Coming home from school after some kids picked on him and hurt him... Or coming home after accidentally scraping himself when playing in the park... She was always there to softly scold him all while tending to his wounds and giving him a piece of candy afterwards!
Sometimes he thought, maybe he did it on purpose, just for the love and candy... Despite the fact he could've gotten it if he just asked... Like he had done plenty of times before.
And now the hotel was rebuilt, and even bigger and better than before! Charlie admired the hardwork everyone put into rebuilding the hotel!
"Well then!" Nora broke the silence, "I'm betting at least a few of you are starving! How about I make everyone some Jambalaya?" She asked sweetly, Alastor immediately perked up. "As long as you hVe ingredie-" Nora was about to add before suddenly Alastor disappeared... and then reappeared. "Cross the shopping off the list, even if we didn't have any earlier, we do now!"
"Of course you would," Nora laughed a little. Everyone was excited! Considering Alastor had mentioned his mom's Jambalaya when he first got to the hotel, now they were eager to try it!
Until Halo tried it and immediately was making sounds of discomfort. "Are you alright, dear?" Nora asked in a concerned tone, "It's hot! No one said it was hot!" They said while gulping their drink desperately, "Oh, I'm sorry! Are you allergic to spicy things?" She asked and they shook their head, "No, they just have a really REALLY bad spice tolerance." Vaggie explained, "Halo, darling..! It's Cajun food! Traditional Cajun food! A lot of Cajun food includes spicy ingredients!" Alastor said, "Wait is Jambalaya Cajun or Creole?" Halo asked, their tongue slowly starting to feel better, "Both, actually! It started as a Cajun cuisine, but soon the Creoles picked it up and tailored it to their tastes! The main difference is Cajun Jambalaya looks brown while Creole Jambalaya looks red, the Creole version includes tomatoes and is layered, while the Cajun one is dumped all at once and doesn't usually include tomatoes! I made the Cajun version today," Nora explained and Halo nodded.
"Yeah, sorry... I got shit spice tolerance, like... black pepper is spicy!" They said, and Nora's eyes widened. "Oh my... That's-- what do you use to season your food?!" She asks, "Well, I don't cook for one... I'm scared of the stove and burning myself-" Halo started, "Salt." Alastor said simply.
"Hm?" Nora glanced over, "Salt. They season their food with salt... so much salt... ungodly amounts of salt... It puts Husk to shame, even!" He spoke, "So much salt that they could fill an entire ocean with the amount of salt they consume. They cover their food in it to the point MOST people can't even have a single bite without it being too salty!" He continued.
"What..." "Yeah... I really... REALLY... Like salt!" Halo grinned.
It was such a long day... The fight... Rebuilding the hotel... Even just the socializing. Alastor was honestly exhausted. He never really slept, but now he WANTED to. But he couldn't. He thought back to the lyrics of some song Halo sang and really liked, apparently it was one of THEIR mom's favorite songs.
'Why do I tire of counting sheep, when I'm far too tired to fall asleep?'
He was to tired to sleep.
It was so childish, he felt like a 6 year old again, wandering down to his mom's room after the thunder woke him up in the middle of the night, dragging his blanket and pillow into the bed room and shaking his mom awake to tell her that the thunder woke him up (as if it wasn't incredibly obvious...)
But it was practically reflex. He felt like he was on autopilot!
He knocked on the door before he heard a quiet, tired, "come in!", so he opened to door. "Oh, Al! Is something wrong?" She asked, and he just shrugged a little. He looked so tired.
"You look exhausted, did you know that?" She asked as he walked over to the bed, "I had an idea..." He said quietly while laying on the bed. He almost knocked out right then. "Yes, you can sleep in here if you'd like, thanks for asking!" Nora said softly yet playfully, Alastor couldn't help but huff out a small laugh despite his exhaustion, "Too late to ask now." He mumbled.
She truly was privileged, wasn't she? She was like... the ONLY one Alastor allowed to touch him without asking, or without him initiating! And the only one who could touch his head. He didn't like physical contact much, but it was soothing when Nora did it, it was how she comforted him when he was scared as a little kid.
He couldn't help but remember when he was small, laying his head on her lap in the living room. The heavy rain hitting the windows and roof, occasionally flashes of lightning, the rolling of thunder, waking him up late at night when she was still awake and reading in the living room. She'd pet his head while she read her book while he fell back asleep, the radio was always nice background noise that also comforted him during storms. Hearing the different now obscure advertisements of the day, and then the jazz playing after a few advertisements, even just the static noise was nice!
He felt like a kid again-- maybe feeling things wasn't ALWAYS so bad, it let him feel nostalgic feelings like this! He was fast asleep before he even knew it, he didn't know when he fell asleep, but all he remembered was the feeling of mama petting his head felt soothing again, he knew he missed his mother! But... He didn't realize just how much he missed her until she was back with him again...
Some may think she's one of those weird boy moms, but no! She just really liked to baby her precious boy-- no matter how old he got, she'd always see him as her little boy who ran to her when the lightning struck and the thunder got too loud.
But even he knew that if he had EVER gotten a significant other, Nora would've likely sided with the S/O on lots of things.
He was a mama's boy through and through, that much was true! And she loved that! But she wasn't afraid to correct him and she sure as hell wasn't afraid of someone 'coming in and stealing him from her'.... God knows she WANTED that to happen, but she never pestered him about it.
How long was he out for? He felt so confused, like one of those long naps you have after school with those marks all over your body from the sheets!
"Well good morning-- technically afternoon, but still!" Nora's voice caught him by surprise-- oh, right... He went to her room and fell asleep...
"What time is it?" He asked, "almost 2 in the afternoon, dear!" She responded, he slept... For almost... 14 HOURS?! "Wait... I was asleep for--" "14 hours! You were really tired. You really need to TRY and sleep more, even if it's hard to. You worry me, you know?" She responded with a small nod.
"Yeah... But I actually feel really good after that... I haven't slept that well since I'd gotten here." He commented, "So what did it then?" She asked, "Don't know... All I really know is I was remembering when I was kid... When it would storm and the thunder was loud," He responded while he got up, his suit was all wrinkled, but oh well, he could ask Niffty to iron it later. "I remember that..! The thunder and lightning did always scare you," Nora nodded with a hum, "You didn't even change clothes before bed!" She gasped, "That's how tired I was, I suppose!" Alastor laughed a little with a little shrug.
He hugged her for a moment-- it was a quick moment, but it was a hug that told you he MEANT IT.
"Even thought I don't think you deserve to be down here... It's good to have you back, mama."
#halo; random shit#halo; writing#alastor#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#alastor the radio demon#the radio demon#alastor headcanons#hazbin hotel headcanon#fanfic#self indulgent#self insert#i love giving myself cameos#fuck vox lmao
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young royals s3e1 episode reaction:
oh god oh lord
let's go
and his LAWYER? is this about sara reporting him?
oh ludwig speaks
THEYRE BEING SUPPORTIVE???? I fr thought their marriage was a sham lol
PILLS????? KRISTINA??????????
bro wille really is a mini kristina huh.
wait simon's never been to the palace before has he?
a SETTLEMENT??????????
BRO HE POSTED CSAM TO THE INTERNET WDYM A SETTLEMENT
oh. my god burn it to the GROUND LINDA
oh? oh my god? what the fuck???
"piss person" well you little bitch baby that is Indeed what you are so
ugh
Linda is so right but so is Simon
I really hope this isn't how it's solved tho I wanna see August burning
"I just want it to be over" oh my baby boy oh my son
what's this hi hi what is this heartstopper
CAN Y'ALL KISS??? IVE WAITED LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF?
"cozy" oh kflfjdlfjdlgkdlgkdlgkdl little shit
(ps if I didn't rewatch yesterday I fully wouldn't have caught that throwback)
when Simon touched the curtain I knew kslfjdlfjdlfjdlfj
THEYRE SUCH PRETTY KISSERS IM GONNA RIP MY LEGS OFF
IS THIS HOW YOU IMAGINED IT
THIS IS BETTER
BROOOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT
omfg they're SO CUTE I'M LOSING MY MIND
oh OH oh they're GOING at it
oh come ON
well that was precious as all hell
and now they're going back inside as if they weren't dry humping in wille's room 3 minutes ago. kings.
I want to smash rickard's face against a fire pit
simon: oh fuck. wille: oh yea you're lucky I didn't shoot you piece of shit
I'm losing my mind at linda being extremely surprised while kristina's like "sighs yeah. fucking figures. erik would never"
also losing my mind at wille's face lil bro is like AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN BAP BAP BAP
[maddie voice] FUCK YOU AUGUST
oh now linda's all disappointed. ok. be a better mom then.
i will literally rip August's face off idc
KRISTINA??????????
KRISTINA
omg felice
oh baby girl no
BUT SARA WAS A SNAKE
I want to give felice so many hugs my bbg
oh my god farima what the fuck sjgldjfkdjfldkf
WHAT THE FUCK
oh my god she really said "ok you're super gay now, wonderful, how can we use this to our advantage"
WELL ASK THEM?? YOU'RE THE LITERAL MOTHER IN THIS SCENARIO. ACT LIKE ONE.
linda has been pissing me tf off since last season idc
omg someone snitched on hillerska
OH
OHHHHHH
OH THEY KISSED IN PUBLIC
OH MY GOD
OH THEYRE GOING ALL OUT
hey now hey now this is what dreams are made of etc etc
BOTH THE CROWN PRINCE AND YOUR BOYFRIEND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA
B O Y F R I E N D
let's fuckin GOOOOO ENDGAME BITCHES
if simon sneaks out it's gonna bite them in the ass tho lmao
"sleep with a freshman" August did that twice lmao gross
OH THEY KNEW
OH MY GOD HE'S DOWN BAD
vincent is such an asshole barfs
DONT TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT AWAJFLSJFKSJFSKJ
fine. I'm coming out. i am a big august/sara enjoyer.
not the tiny heart that's so fucking cute
he can't get tattoos?? that's such bullshit. get a tramp stamp wille it's what you deserve
not felice unloading on wille and simon HDKFJDKGJ babygirl I love you and you need a therapist bc that's so inappropriate
"how do you get over your best friend" felice baby im gonna send you a google doc called the lesbian masterpost hang on
yeah of course that piece of shit nasty asshole talked to the press lmfao
"ex" y'all kissed like twice, [clare from derry girls voice] look at the state of ya
actually? can rosh and ayub talk to him? with their fists? and a knife preferably?
you know, I actually kinda like nils. he's so fucked up but you can see he genuinely cares abt wille. in his own lil fucked up extremely upper class way.
SARA
SARA NOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh lmfao that's literally how my dad's house looks like when I show up haha sad
omg are they gonna initiate her again
OMG
OMG BABY GIRLS
BRO THEYRE GONNA CLEAN HER ROOM AND TAKE HER TO NEW YORK
TEEN GIRLS BRO
oh wille seems so cozy. wonder what's going to go down now.
oh did they write an article abt simon
oh
oh it was not about simon
oh sweet baby jesus
I mean. it was totally alexander wasn't it lmfao
but also like....... I love that they're blowing that shit up. blow that school up.
ALL CLASSES?????
aw they're sitting together. boyfriends.
"did that happen to you" how is wille more worried abt the gay porn one and not ALL THE OTHER SHIT THEY DID TO HIM
oh I like her she reminds me of the lady from the incredibles
ohhhh
NOT THE PHONES TOO?
get over yourself vincent. fuck you vincent.
oh they're gonna close this shit
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fuck okay wonderful
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Rid you're crazyyyyyyyyyyy
just finished cmi11 IM FUCKING CRYING holy shit that was so good oh god
first of all the conversation between oc and her mom made me cry so hard- it hit home for me, as a girlie with mommy issues, that part felt so real to me. Oc's courage to stand up for herself like that and tell her how much she hurt her own daughter is something i dont have in me. It broke my fucking heart, that yearning feeling, i cant believe you put that specific feeling into words rid [are u part of the mommy issues community as well🧐 or are u just that amazing, a true fucking artist (i saw that anon calling you the beyonce of ff and i agree 100%)] idk how to describe my feelings rn, that part definitely left a mark in my heart, ill never forget it
second the domesticity in these two dorks oh my goddddd they're driving me crazy, theyre so cute and in love and im in love with them and i want to cry bc i want what they have but bc irl men suck the hopeless romantic in me is gonna have to live through fanfics for the rest of my life and that makes me fucking miserable but bless the fanfic gods like you that keep my soul alive, idk what id do without you
lastly that scareeeeee oh god like i knew itd be a negative but it had my heart beating out of my ass (idk if thats a phrase) but the way they handled it oh god, the emotionsssssss the fears and insecurities, just reminded me that theyre human, even if theyre the most fucking adorable characters ever, theyre still human and i loved seeing such nuance. You really are doing an amazing job rid, not only writing the story, scenes and dialogue, but also the way you write these characters in such depth, its so fucking refreshing to see.
i want to kiss your beatiful head that holds your beautiful brain, seriously ive never ever been so enchanted by a piece of writing before (and i read so much fanfiction its like an addiction) you are by far my strongest fix. For real tho, your writing, and particularly cmi has touched me deeply and I'll never ever forget it. So thank you
Rest assured and stop doubting yourself bc youre seriously incredible and so fucking talented. Now rest up and take care of yourself, i imagine its not easy to birth such work (i mean 36k you monster, i loved every second of it but damn girl take a break before you burn your brain out) but no srsly i hope youre eating well, sleeping well and doing things that make you happy and relaxed. You deserve all the best of this world rid🫂🩷
sincerely ~ 🐼✒️anon
panda hi hello oh my gosh, sorry for being late, but you mentioned so many important things, so i wanted to take my time HELLO!! never stop sending these lovely af reviews 🥺
i know... she really is inspiring bc the courage to stand up against someone you feared for so long is admirable. i'm part of both the mommy and daddy issues community even though it's gotten a lot better lol like i wonder why it's such a recurring theme in my fics 🤣 i'm so sorry you could relate to oc :( but i'm glad you liked the scene so much.
and ahhh the domesticity 🤧 it's been so so fun and relaxing to write!! real life romance can be hard to find, yeah :') so i guess writing these scenes and chapters has been extra cathartic (although it drives me crazy, too — the next chapter has been making me so jejfhdjjsgd), but here's to finding a cmi jk irl soon :') much more to come!!!🕯️
the scare was one hell of a ride 🥺 i cried a lot!! and even i have been realising lately that i sometimes try to make my characters flawless, but that's actually not what i wanna go for. i always snap out of it and then try to make them flawed bc they're human, and i think the cmi couple, despite how endearing they are, is definitely vv flawed :') thank you for pointing that out 🥺
your strongest fix?? girl PLEASE ILL CRY 😭💔 i love you so much, you're so sweet for saying that and seeing me in such a way, pls i want you here forever <3 i rested a lot after cmi11! but ngl, cmi11.5 almost burned me out ksjdhehd gonna rest even more after that hehe. tyssssm, i hope you're well and healthy and i appreciate you so much for your kindness, reassurances and love for this series/me. love you so much 🤍
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Criminal Minds 3x5 - Live Star Reaction
I have a lil list now of Sunny’s favorite episodes from the season, so I will be doing a lot more CM “postage” <33
Okay at first I thought it was an airport oops
Fun fact ! I almost got lost on a mall once as a kid, my aunt was with me trying clothes in this store and forgot I was with her ? And left when she was done? (8yo me had enough common sense to stay put and wait near women) she came back looking for me soon but still, that’s a memory I had forgotten for a while 🤭😗
The aunt called but she’s not here (?)
A joystick controller ???? Also Garcia taking charge 👀 hello
Oh there there the rest of the family is
ALRIGHT I HAVE 5 MINS OF CONTENT, TIME FOR SOME DETECTING
- person was taller than Kate but not necessarily an adult, could be an older teen
- Either someone she knows or who doesn’t look necessarily threatening (could be a woman?)
Why is the uncle blaming his son ???? Sir yOURE THE ADULT ????
I know this family is going through hell right now but all these adults are so unlikeable, ALSO they’re giving me weird vibes (the husbands specially)
Obviously the girls mom is worried something like the Jessica Davis murder might happen to her daughter, she’s sobbing but the dad ? He’s so calm, physically and they’re both SO INTERESTED in that murder (would a parent really want to know the horrors that might happen to their child in detail, like this man just asked to hear)
Why is the uncle trying to DERAIL THIS INVESTIGATION ???? Maybe she’s “just lost” ?????
Are they in on it somehow ? The “tries to insert themselves in the investigation” is so fucking ingrained in my brain, maybe that’s what the dad is trying to do about the JD situation
I hate when the EP name becomes significant 🙃
“Something else lured her away from the arcade” We did see that pink balloon !
“Why would you say I taught her well and not we taught her well?” Considering that she’s probably a stay at home mom ? If any one parent is teaching Katie is her mom?
“We’re not participating in any affairs” ...that you know of, thats kinda the point of an affair
OKAY! I’m even more inclined to the possibility of the unsub being another an older kid, if Katie did have issues with a classmate/friend an older sibling could’ve taken great offense to it
Also the necklace ? It’s very expensive gift and I’m assuming her birthday is either coming up or just happened (cause of that first scene) so maybe she got it as a gift from someone who told her to keep it a secret, that’s why she told her parents she found it
The unsub didn’t want the necklace tho, they didn’t take it they threw it away (maybe they’re angry at Katie for having it, maybe “she doesn’t “deserve” it?)
Okay wait wait wait, we’re just a little after halfway through the episode, and theyre pretty much sure Katie was being molested by her uncle (and his son probably knew something about it or was hurt too) and i just WANT TO PUT THIS OUT THERE ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT IM RIGHT
When the they just lost track of Katie’s scent, it was because a vent from the food court was confusing the dogs and I thought to myself “huh maybe the unsub knows a lot about this mall, maybe they went there on purpose just in case, also they kept themselves just shy of the camera view AND who mentioned having worked retail a long time ? The aunt
I was gonna mention that to support my claim of it being a tween (this person doesn’t need to work in the mall, just spend a lot of time there, and in this suburban of a town? Malls are The Hangout Spot)
Anyways this is just in case the uncle had nothing to do with it, cause he was acting really weird the entire time (the dad was as well)
OH MY GOD WHAT IF THE COUSIN WAS HURTING KATIE ???? OH MY GOD, IS THIS WHAT REID IS GETTING AT ???
JESSICA DAVIS MAYBE ???? Sunny you were right to send this one my way, this is insane
I’m pretty sure I have said every possibility but if any of them are right, I’m an evil genius
If they’re all wrong, Im a humble genius
I know they’re “officers of the law” and what not but god do i wish they could beat up pedophiles (and Im sure they would agree)
MOTHERFUCKER I WAS RIGHT AAAAAA LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
And the reason why I figured something out was THE SAME THING THAT EMILY REALIZED
Idk how easy this one was to find out but I feel pretty smart right now : 3
Literally holy fucking shit, Emily should get to deck this lady out
AND SHES THE ONE WHO CALLED THE POLICE !!!!
That was the most satisfying scene to watch, I wish Prentiss had yelled more at her actually, I wished she slammed the table, thrown a chair around
THEY PULLED A GREYS ANATOMY ON ME !! THEY PLAYED SAD MUSIC ON TOP OF A MONTAGE TO MAKE ME THINK THAT LITTLE GIRL WAS DEAD
Really fucking good episode, holy shit
I think I would’ve been forever fucked in the head if Katie died so good she didn’t
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DEAD TOKYO REVENGERS CHARACTER REACT TO TOKYO REVENGERS FINAL ARC
Right after chapter 243 in other words right after draken's death
Warning:Swearing and cussing a lot of them,mentions of mommy issues
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Groaning and small yelps was heard as multiple dead bodies were dropped in a empty room that could rival the utter emptiness of shinichiro's love life-
"HEY! IT'S NOT THAT EMPTY-"
"shut up opposite tanjiro" as I was saying there stood two beautiful females, three men-" hey who the fuck isn't a man there's atleast four of us...unless one of you isn't -" a female with sunflower blond hair and blue eyes and another with honey blond hair and yellow eyes.
"Oh hey guys the voice is describing emma and inui-san"
"yes we can hear that baji"
" izana your the older one don't start fights"
"shut it dOrAkEn"
"You-"
"C'mon guys no fighti-"
Silence befalls upon this dead bitches for ebay tanjiro, white haired Levi and edward-
"Who the fuck is Edward"
"Language!" Steve is that yOu
"Oh..sorry bout that" "it's no proble-" "whomst the fuck is Edward"
,Edward and the bald babysitter "Pfftt-" had their mouths duct taped.
"Anyways! Hey there im the bad bitch that brought you here!" A girl with hair just below her shoulder appeared wearing seemingly an aot hoodie with hopefully shorts and gold fake gold cuz she too broke for that rimmed glasses.
The duct tape was tore off of them very gently "GENTLY MY ASS YOU TORE OF THE AWESOME MUSTACHE I WAS GROWING" "shut up shinichiro there's no point of growing a mustache here you ain't got bitches to impress!" "sO mEaN 😭"
"Anyways y'all are gon react to what happened after baldy over there yeah that one you know the one with a single string of hair the one with-" "WE GET IT GET ON WITH IT ALREADY"
"As I was saying this is the events that happened after baldemorts ashing" "I did not turn into ash!"
"damn really no peace even after we died"
"Not the baldemort 😭✋" "Emma!" "I'm sorry I had to💀"
"you say that I wanna be alive again I miss my ma's cooking"
"I mean it is kinda funny" "inui-san not you too"
"shut up baji not everyone had a mom!"
"So you guys will be reaction and stuff okay and make sure not to die a second time cuz of the amount of shock you lot are boutta face" "it can't be that bad can it"
"it's not my fault you don't have a mom! Just cuz you don't have one don't mean I can't talk bout my mom ain't talkin bout yo nonexistent mom"
"Shinichiro-san this is Mikey we're talking about" " I don't wanna agree but he's kinda right nii-chan"
"I'm gonna kill you"
"Anyways react!"
"hah! Jokes on you I'm dead!"
"and you two don't kill each other byyyyeeeeeee"
A big comfy looking couch appeared and they all sat down with akane at the end with izana next to her and shinichiro next to him and then emma, draken and finally baji.
"man no popcorn this shit suc-" popcorn appeared in front of the the dramatic dumbass.
"who the hell is this motherfucker" baji munched on the popcorns aggressively✨
"That's-" "AH AH AH SHSHSHSHS NO INTRODUCING PEOPLE!"
"How the hell are we gonna know who that son of a bitch is then?!" "Just wait" "nO-" "I am not afraid to smack you harder than kazutora smacked mikey" that silenced him knowing how hard his friend had hit mikey
"he looks mean, poor guy's being stepped on!"Akane looked worried for the guy knowing it must've hurt he looked quite beat up after all.
"I dunno looks kinda deserve I mean he shot ken" emma looked unbothered for this was the same guy who had shot draken sure she's happy he's here with her but she would've liked it better if he was down there rather than here.
"...I guess your right" akane had mixed feelings for one thing this guy shot someone and the other no one should be stepped on it just seemed cruel to her.
"so that's the guy that shot me...kinda pathetic of me to die to someone like him"
"HAH! Deserved"
"I gotta give it to him tho guys got balls, I mean to actually go after a guy like draken"
"meh don't care much bout the guy being stepped on I'm more interested in the one stepping on him" izana got flashbacks of him stepping on those he defeated just before their fight with toman
"he looks like he listens to metal music"
"he probably get more girls than shinichiro"
"Hey!"
Akane looked at the male a second time the only comment she made was "...he looks..scary" akane didn't have that much exposure to delinquents when she was alive she'd rather focus on her school and her little brother.
Emma saw how uneasy she was and decided to comfort her "It's okay akane-chan"
The first thing shinichiro had thought when he looked at him was "...did he smoke weed"
"Nii-chan you hypocrite you smoke too!" "Yeah! but not weed!" shinichiro looked at his little sister in disbelief to think she would compare him to that weed smoking crack inhaling drug taking pyscho.
"BAHAHAHHA why he look like that 😭✋" baji's popcorn fell on the grown rip popcorn-chan
"...I didn't look like that did I..." izana looked at draken with draken simply stating "no" izana looked relieved "you looked worse"
Before a fight could start another voice was heard "he looks kinda rough" akane had slowly started to get used to the people around her "i know right!"
"TAKEMITCHYYYYY YOU BETTER NOT BE REPLACING HINA-CHAN!" emma had managed to convince shinichiro to switch seats with akane so akane could be sat right next to her "emma-chan calm down!"
"Eyyyy that's the dude I punched in the face who punched shitsaki!"
"So that's him..he looks better with his hair down then that crappy style he did"
"So that's the one tryna save manjiro right draken?" Shinichiro looked at draken for confirmation "yeah that's takemitchy he's a great guy he reminded Mikey of you" draken looked fine of the idea of going back to those good old days.
"I see so that means he's the same as m-" "he has girlfriend" that shattered the older males ego
"I picked up girls once or twice you know!"
Baji looked at him with clear look of doubt "bet" "why you-"
"who's that male with him tho" "well my memory is fuzzy but I think their a little familiar"akane looked at emma confused "their?" "you might never know the 'male' could be female" akane realized that she had just guessed the gender based on looks alone
"oh god! I didn't mean to-" "akane_chan it's okay an honest mistake plus you didn't mean any harm" emma smiled at the other female to comfort her with the said female smiling back in return"
"Oh hey it's dead draken"
"Oi where the fuck was the ambulance when I got shot!?" "Taking their time apparently" baji snickered at the older male.
"Or maybe no one called an ambulance" akane intruded before a fight between the two could start "man...my gang members was shit did any of my heavenly kings atleast called?! Did kakucho even call one!?" Silence overcast the group.
"Wasn't he shot with you?" "That's not the point!"
"He looks to be in shock" akane looked at the poor boy as he had just lost one of his friends 'i feel so sad for him'
"So when is that dude getting introduced I can't keep calling them he/her" baji felt like he knew that person 'do I know them from somehow' 'baji it's somewhere'
'woah how are you in my mind?!' 'magic✨' 'how'd you even say that?!'
"Ugh their eyelashes are to die for so jealous"
"There there emma-chan I think your eyelashes are quite pretty" "akane-chan you won't get it cuz you have them too!"
"Hmm...I guess this person is alright of course their eyelashes aren't better than mine"
"Didn't yours go on and off?" "No shut the fuck up"
"Huh? Who's that?"
"Senju?" that name sounded familiar to baji 'no way that senju?!'
"WAIT THAT'S SENJU NO WAY!" "Eh emma-chan you know them?" akane looked at her friend who was basically surrounded by delinquents growing up
"I knew her from back then! But I don't know why they stopped visiting..." baji knew why but he didn't have the courage to ruin her image of her brother 'if only I was strong enough I would've been able to prevent that from happening'.
"So that's their name" "oh you guys can stop saying them now she's a girl actually"
"Ahh senju-chan I remember her the last time i saw her she was so tiny!" shinichiro felt guilty for not being able to stop what had mikey done to haruchiyo 'if only I was there I could've stopped it!'
Izana could see that baji and shinichiro somehow knew this senju person he could also read how guilty shinichiro looked and how conflicted baji was.
"I think her name suits her" akane was in awe at senju for she was a girl who fought other gangs.
"Yeah I remember him but I never would of thought it's a her" draken honestly didn't even have a clue that the senju kawaragi was a girl 'to lead such a large gang too this girl is something else'
"Umm shouldn't they go inside so they could be sheltered from the rain" akane was worried they might get sick.
"Takeomi!" "Oh hey it's takeomi" emma and shinichiro knew him along with baji and draken.
"So that's the vice president of the first generation black dragons" izana wondered why he was in that gang uniform tho "but what relations does he have with this senju?"
"Oh their actually siblings takeomi is her older brother " izana still didn't understand why he would join her tho.
"Ohh I didn't know senju had an older brother but then again I only knew her from like a few minutes ago" if akane were to be alive she would've loved to get to know senju.
Now that surprised draken the fact that senju was a girl was already surprising enough but that she's actually the little sister of one of the great legends?! Now that came as a shocker the two didn't look alike at all.
'If I were to be honest she looked more like sanzu somehow' 'what is sanzu also gonna be her brother? Yeah right' draken rolled his eyes at that thought.
"He looks troubled" "I guess my death made him panick or worried whichever it is"
"hey hey izana I bet you 500 yen he smokes" baji thinking he'd bet too.
"Are you stupid? With what money are you betting with?!" izana is getting a headache from his question alone.
"We're dead and broke!" "Emma!"
"Oh yeah" izana had concluded he was just dumb.
"Isn't senju the leader? So why's this guy ordering them?"
"Takeomi is the vice president" draken didn't know they were gonna go this far for his death alone.
"It's benkei! And wakasa!" shinichiro looked excited to see his friends again 'it had been a long time since I've seen them'
Baji wasn't familiar with them but he did interact with them once in a while back then.
'All the living legends are in one place' izana looked at them in awe 'so this is the people shinichiro associated himself with' not minding how takeomi but more focused on the fact that this was his brothers knights for his brother was the king like him.
Akane had only looked at the screen with unease she's worried they might not only get hurt but also get sick.
"I feel like I'm watching Kdrama" "I think so too especially considering their out in the rain"
"Takeomi is thinking to irrationally" shinichiro shook his head at his friends behavior but gets why he's doing it.
"Geez would it hurt him too much to atleast think of a strategy?" izana knew he was being hypocritical because despite it being in tenjiku's favor in the fight it would've only happen because kisaki was there if he wasn't 'i would've ran straight to the opportunity of fighting him without a much of a second thought'
"Oh I like where this is going!" "Baji close your mouth when you eat! popcorn is getting spat at my face dammit" draken wiped the tiny bits of popcorn baji spat at him "disgusting"
"Ohhhh it's getting juicy now" emma drank the slushie she had gotten from the magical table of food and drinks.
"Emma this is not a kdrama" draken sweatdropped at how his girlfriend is taking all this.
Akane giggled "I mean it does kinda feel like it"
Izana looked amused "I guess it's going to be a blood bath I would've loved to be there"
"Ahh geez were not getting new people here right?" shinichiro is wondering if he should make a welcome sign.
"Oh it better not" draken loved his friends but he would love it better if they stayed alive and become what they've always dream of cough-mitsuya-cough.
"We should welcome them then" baji got hit in the head by draken "don't jinx it dumbass"
"ALRIGHT!" "BREEEAAAKKK TIMMEEEE"
"My god that was loud"
Baji patted his ear to stop the ringing "You didn't have to shout damn"
Izana looked annoyed "You shout one more time I'll hit you harder than ran hit that second division captain of toman"
"Ahh I think I've gone deaf" Emma softly shook her head to get rid of the ringing.
Akane winced "My poor ears"
Shinichiro looked unbothered for he had taken care of the gremlins known as baji and mikey.
Draken looked like he didn't care for he was used to loud noises because gang fights aren't exactly quiet and neither was his home.
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