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what are your thoughts (and potential headcanons) about aegon iv's nine mistresses?
Ouffff well I gotta be honest I probably wonāt have as many headcanons about them as I did for the daughters in law of Daeron and Myriah- but Iām more than happy to share my thoughts about them!
Falena Stokeworth
Thoughts: Groomer!!! Get lost lady youāre literally his dadās age!!!!! Shouldāve locked her up in Harrenhall and thrown away the key maybe!
Headcanons: Honestly I think canon already kind of spells it out for us given her age relative to his own, but I wouldnāt be surprised if she was preying on Aegonās whole mommy issues deal in order to get into a relationship with him. Pain and suffering all around.
Megette
Thoughts: Honestly poor girl she deserved sooo much better :( pretty sure her whole deal was supposed to be another commentary on how nobility donāt actually give a shit about the smallfolk even when theyāre lovers and all that, but goddamn I just feel bad for her :(
Cassella Vaith
Thoughts: Ngl another girl who deserved so much better- itās kind of weird how they give her a description but not the other mistresses but hey who am I to judge- makes her easier to draw ig?
Headcanons: Oh she was absolutely psychologically tortured during her time with Aegon because that man is notttt capable of being nice to any woman. I imagine the reason she wasnāt married off after being returned home was because of how traumatized she was
Bellegere Otherys
Thoughts: Okay this may sound stupid as hell given all the shit I talked about Aegon prior to this but likeā¦. Idc, I support her decisions in choosing one of the most rancid men in Westeros to be her lover. In her defense!!!! Pickings for royalty were very slim- her only other options were a former teen dad whoās still hung up on his ex wife and is always busy trying (and failing) to keep his nephews from dying, a member of the kingsguard whoās obsessed with his own sister, and Baelor, of course she was gonna go for Aegon! Bellegere can get the one exception because I think pirate women are really cool and tbh I think sheās also the only one who was with him for funsies before dropping his ass like a sack of potatoes when he got too annoying for her
Headcanons: Ngl I kinda like to think her daughter Nahra took up the whole trading/smuggling/pirating business after her, and Bellegere got to retire and chill in Braavos watching all the shit go down with the Blackfyre rebellions. Good for her <3
Barba Bracken
Thoughts: I meanā¦. Sheās a bitch, but tbh she kinda deserved better too. Even if she is meant to be a bad person, she was also just a teenager when Aegon began sleeping with her and was mostly pushed forward by her own dad, and its sad that she then continued the cycle of abuse to her own sister :(
Headcanons: I kinda like to think she and Daena had a very toxic frenemy-ship, thatās my main reasoning to explain why Aegor was so loyal to Daemon lmao
Melissa Blackwood
Thoughts: I mean, sheās one of Naerysā only canonical female friends so she gets an automatic like in my books. And also kinda funny that the Bracken/Blackwood slap fight actually caused another Targ civil by just pushing their female relatives in front of a horny king. She absolutely deserved so much better
Headcanons: I refuseeee to believe she died in childbirth, in my head sheās also retired chilling in Raventree Hall with her daughters and occasionally got updates from Brynden about the war crimes he was committing <3
Bethany Bracken
Thoughts: Deserved so, SO much better. Mr lord Bracken sir I will see you in HELL!!!!!
Jeyne Lothson
Thoughts: Only thing I have to say isā¦. Absolutely gothic horror girlie because holy shit. My god. Was George intentionally writing her story to be horrifying or was it a weird fetish- Iām hoping to god it was the former. Anyways she absolutely deserved so much better than all the adults in her life
Headcanons: For added flavor aka more horror! I do headcanon her to actually be Aegonās daughter, and I believe Danelle was either her daughter or granddaughter because- well, we do definitely need to sprinkle in some more cursed bloodline shit to the house thatās already doomed cause theyāre living in Harrenhall, yippe :))
Serenei of Lys
Thoughts: Boring as hellllll that she died from childbirth like- COME ON!!! Let the lady die from implosion, or slipping on a banana peel or something!!! Also kinda sucks that we barely know anything else about her! I want the lore George!!!
Headcanons: Due to lack of lore, Iām stealing someone elseās previous headcanon that sheās actually a Hightower bastard because 1. Absolutely hilarious and is absolutely the level of hustling scam-artistry that I would expect during Aegonās reign, and 2. Kinda explains her whole deal- why Jon even brought her to court, why we know nothing about her past, why sheās so distant and kinda secretive. Shout out to whoever came up with that headcanon cause that lives in my head rent free forever now
#asoiaf asks#am I really gonna tag all these ladiesā¦.. sure. fuck it#falena stokeworth#merry meg#cassella vaith#bellegere otherys#barba bracken#melissa blackwood#bethany bracken#jeyne lothson#serenei of lys
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riverlands peasant or fleabottom resident?
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what do you think of the joke/headcanon that dyanna dayne was the princess diana of westeros (in being a highly beloved princess consort who died before her husband was crowned, not the whole being cheated on thing because it seems that maekar never remarried)
I meanā¦ā¦
Idk, seems pretty canon to me!
#dyanna dayne#thank you for the ask- I offer in return an extremely low effort meme <3#welcome back princess diana
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Reina Naerys
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maekar & dyanna
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Also, sorry I havenāt been posting any art lately- Iāve been experimenting trying out some new brushes and itās taking a lot longer than I expected
#Iām sorry. are you mad at me#idk recommend me some brushes yāall like on procreate I wanna try things out
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yes.
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17 year old me: Wow I canāt wait to read Fire and Bloodā¢ļø! Iām gonna have such a good time reading about Aegonās Conquest and Maegorā rei [gets bored by Jaehaerysā reign] [gets bored by Viserysā reign] [gets bored by the dance] [gets bored by the regency] [gets bored by
#asoiaf#fire and blood#based on a true story#and I have the audacity to say this was my favourite asoiaf book like- girl be FR RN!!!!#I donāt think Iāve ever been as frustrated and as bored with a book as Iāve had this one š
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Every time I read Mushroom's takes, it's like
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Baldurās Gate 3: But Make it Cats (and 1 dog) š±š¶
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weird little guy
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son of elia
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Queen Visenya Targaryen
Artist: Jota Saraiva (deviantart/instagram)
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yes i did hyphenate jaceās name He Is Both, yes i did call daeron the drunken dreamer He Is Both. iām giving everyone jon snow as an option and trusting that he isnāt gonna absolutely demolish the competition okay. i am having faith that we are normal and donāt have boring opinions (no shade to jon snow lovers as someone who has a breakdown about him every other week hah)
#screaming crying having to choose between rhaenys and baelor š#I did choose rhaenys tho- sorry king the milf with the white streaks and dragons has completely swayed me#asoiaf polls#is this actually a tag? idk letās find out
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BG3? More like Barbie Dress-Up 3 am i right
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