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riddle-me-ri · 1 year

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So uhhh this happened somehow without me noticing

Umm are yall okay? Are yall good? I even cleaned it out to make sure none of them were bots too...it made the number go down by like 5 but still 400?!?! Asdftyh thank youu?? My brain is still computing three digit numbers let alone 100 followers away from 500???

Umm but yeah thanks so much! It means so much that you guys enjoy my writings, ramblings, and sometimes drawings lol

Thank you guys!

#ri rambles #well this snuck up on me #i was just udpating my drafts hnng #thank you guys so much!#i never imagined having this many followers #ever lol

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mundanememorize · 2 months

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my laois rant is i hate when people call him a monster fucker. idk if anything happens later to make this like. a thing. but if people are doing it just bc of his special interest i will kill you all. just from personal experience i think its in awfully poor taste to make the joke of sexualizing something that’s clearly an interest like that

#trying hard to hide my personal experience in this one but it’s just very clear that some #of you are very weird about understanding that aspect of a person even fictional.#then again sexualizing any aspect of the psyche is most people go to move so 🤷#but i just think it’s weird to do it. it happens in the text yea but it’s always clear that it’s like.#the group misunderstanding what he means and him meaning something else. that is theeee joke half the time #okay wrap it up i don’t want to be a mega bitch when i haven’t finished it.#i’m also not a ‘monster fucker’ hater ever but i think its weird to boil laois down to that when he barely expresses that type of attraction #ever lol #okay done

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tomatette · 6 months

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Title for the fic game: midnight in India

Okay, okay, so ... this is specifially for you haha

Hux used to be a famed, awared-winning chef with his own restaurant 'Le Premier Ordre'. But his life came crashing down around him when The Resistance, a group of investigative journalists, uncovered some rather unsavory things about his late father, who had founded "Le Premier Ordre". The subsequent scandal causes quite a stir and, in the end, forces Hux to shut down his restaurant.

Since he hasn't exactly made a lot of friends during his career (due to his charming personality, most people in the business hate his guts), it turned out to be infuriatingly difficult to find a new and adequate position. In the end he has to settle for "Sneaky Snoke", a very hip and trendy bar with a small and selective menu.

Hux hates it. He hates his job. He hates his life. He hates everything and everyone. Particularly Ben Solo, the new bartender his boss has hired. That guy is insufferable, and what's even worth, everyone else seems to like him.

After a particularly taxing shift, Hux just wants to drink himself into a stupor in peace. But of course Solo isn't having any of that. He insists that, if Hux really has to get plastered, he musn't do it drinking cheap cooking wine and whatever else he has available in the kitchen.

Hux has no idea why he relents. He has even less of an idea why, after a couple shots and cocktails, he keeps pouring his soul out to this man who is practially a stranger. But he does. And, loathe as he is to admit it, Solo isn't even half bad. Same as his cocktails.

Particularly the one Solo claims to have invented specifically for him (the pretentious arse).

It's called "Midnight in India".

#lmao #ok #i can't seem to be able to limit myself to a couple sentences #ever lol #ask game #Kylux #Benarmie #fic title game

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roebeanstalk · 10 months

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on the inside I'm just a small fairy

#my art #robin chirps #trans #this is all ive ever wanted to be #i get sad thinking about what id be if i could have grown up the way i was comfortable #and if ill ever be able to find bits of that in me now #ill be okay gender is just rough #and i wish i had the support to express myself in a genuine way like #ever lol

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moonclans · 1 year

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NOBLESSE OBLIGE

Bruce Wayne (The Batman 2022) x Sang-hee Choi (Original Character).

In the summer of 1997, Sang-hee Choi meets Bruce Wayne and the city of Gotham. Years later, when they are no longer children, they begin to unwind the threads that bind them together in both love and dread.

This is a link to a collection of old one-shots and fic snippets part of the unpublished Noblesse Oblige fanfic and dedicated to @malangaleaves, the author. Only registered users on AO3 can access. Please note that this collection contains NSFW material.

AO3.

#.myfanfics #.myedits #bruce wayne x oc #battinson x oc #the batman 2022 x oc #bruce wayne x original character #battinson x original character #battinson wayne x original character #noblesse oblige #the batman 2022 #these are old and unedited and were only posted on ao3 for quicker access #but anyone with an ao3 account is welcome to read comment like or bookmark lol #and while the main fic may not be posted #like #ever lol #we do have a lot to say about this hot toxic couple that we don't mind sharing lol #that's all. bye ~

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crehador · 4 months

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so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

#this is the saltiest fish i have ever eaten #actually was just about to post ''there has been another altercation with the salt merchant''#but realized without context that meant nothing lol

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quibbs · 25 days

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just had SO much fun with the fallout tv show... i love you missus okey dokey

#fallout #fallout tv show #my art #lucy maclean #i was not expecting it to be so good but it was!! delightful #i think i like video game adaptations better when they do their own thing with it lol #such a relief to instead of seeing something regurgitated mindlessly for profit #its actually just a completely fresh story but in a familiar setting. cool balm on my skin #i guess that's where i'm at in the remake hell we all live in rn #ella purnell has the sweetest biggest eyes i've ever god damn seen

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reasonsforhope · 1 month

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Sometimes you just have one of those moments where the progress we've made as a culture get thrown into stark relief. You look at something and go "Holy shit, that would never have happened when I was a kid."

Today, I had one of those moments when I realized that the teenage boys I'm working with are just. genuinely, openly enthusiastic about going to Build-a-Bear for their outing.

These are sixteen and seventeen year old boys! They just had a whole conversation about what to name their "cute", mostly new squishmallows! They're genuinely excited that they're going to Build-a-Bear this weekend and asking other kids to pick up specific accessories for them!!

Holy shit, that never would've happened when I was 16. None of the boys would have dared to be visibly interested - and neither would most of the girls! There would have been a million gay jokes and "Haha, you're a girl" jokes and "What are you, a baby?" jokes. Teenagers weren't even supposed to care about anything back then!

Less than 15 years later, and I'm watching three 17 year old boys treat all that as not even worthy of comment.

So let's call that a reason for hope. Even when the kids aren't alright, in some ways apparently they are alright. Go Gen Z, honestly. It's so lovely to watch you guys just openly doing and saying stuff that, when I was a teen, would've been a social death sentence.

#obligatory disclaimer that this really really obviously is not universal #I do live in a major progressive city #there's definitely a level of a liberal bubble effect here #but it's still really powerful to see it #because even in a major liberal enclave there were so many limits on the gender roles and homophobia etc. etc. fronts #and also the limits of the oppressive weight of obligatory teen apathy lol #seriously go gen z. so glad you guys decided cringe is dead. I love you for that so much #and I love it for you #not news #life #hope #homophobia #sexism #teens #teenagers #progress #gen z #btw if it wasn't clear I'm a #millennial #plush toy #plushie #squishmallows #build a bear #stuffed animal #like the idea of almost any teenager much less teenage boys #saying IN FRONT OF THEIR PEERS #that they are excited about their STUFFED ANIMALS #when I was a teenager #?????#cannot imagine that ever happening.

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allegedly-human-uwu · 2 months

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Existing on tumblr the past few weeks

#i feel like i got 80% of the plot and lore already without ever engaging with the actual material lol #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #imma be honest #i dont care for 99% of manga / anime #i tried multiple but it didnt work out #but this one speaks to me #because of the autism #and the food #and the senshi panty shots

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kidovna · 7 months

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ineffable smooches for the soul <3

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #aziracrow #artovna #you ever start drawing something thinking ‘this is going to be a sketch’#and then many many hours later you’re like ‘I might have overdone it’#me with this piece and I’m not sure how I feel about that LOL #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands fanart

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caramiaaddio · 1 year

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all this talk about goncharov but i dont see anybody posting the soundtrack??? like how are you gonna talk about this movie without the music

#goncharov #goncharov 1973 #i cannot fucking believe this is the best thing ive ever composed im so fucking mad #wrote a whole ass composition for a joke and its better than my serious shit lol

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inkskinned · 1 year

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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

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saltpepperbeard · 7 months

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OFMD S2 Ep3-5 + Edward "Heart-Eyes" Teach

#OFMD #Our Flag Means Death #OFMD Season 2 #OFMD S2 #OFMD S2 Spoilers #Edward Teach #Taika Waititi #Edit #ofmd gifs #ofmdgifs #ofmdedit #ofmdsource #ofmdblog #ofmddaily #tvgifs #tvedit #WHEW lol was experimenting with BITING COLOR TONES #and ended up marveling over the babiestgirl that ever did babygirl

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glitchedcosmos · 7 months

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She have anxiety

#i don’t do comics ever #but that was stuck in my head lol #digital art #digital artist #art blog #my art shit #the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #tadc fanart #tadc caine #tadc ragatha #tadc #tadc art #tadc meme #ragatha #caine #pomni #the amazing digital circus pomni

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dufrau · 1 year

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COMMENT ON OLD FICS, I BEG YOU!

I swear to god after like a week people will still be reading but nobody leaves comments anymore and I just want to make it absolutely clear that I would be excited and elated to get a comment on these fics one hundred years after I post them.

A FIC IS NEVER TOO OLD TO LEAVE A NICE COMMENT ON. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

#ironically as i was writing this i got a comment email for a month old fic lol #i love you person who just left me a comment!#ao3 #if youre ever like 'would it be weird for me to leave a comment on this years old fic?"#i promise you the answer is no #it would be awesome of you

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cappycodeart · 8 months

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"The dead one! Yeah I haven't thought about her in a long time!"

A little theory I've had about Winter King's original motives based on his heartless comment about Betty and Ice King's original motives for kidnapping princesses in the first place...... clearly she gave off Bad Ex Vibes…

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