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#enjoy shawtys!!!!
jimposts · 1 year
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4/8: Favorite class aspect
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OKAY AHH @413countdown
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agropuff · 2 years
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posts this and walks away with my ass hanging out
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daydadahlias · 2 months
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i hate how mean everyone’s being to ashton on twitter. i might have to delete it or at least block his name for a bit, it’s making me sad
dw pookie, as ur superior, i give u full permission to delete twitter <3
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bloodlosspuppy · 9 months
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older women threatening me with various power tools <3
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kokichi: i wish we were all little cells making cell noises like lalalalaalaalee lala
ryoma: um I'm pretty sure cells don't make sounds or noises
kokichi: cells are crying and whimpering every day
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horiizonsstuff · 2 years
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bitches wake up guess who's birthday is it.
no it's not mine. that day already passed smh
Wanna know who 😦‼️
That's right bitches, it's,,, sob,,, sobs,,,
Happy Birthday @beumdi
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as you can see I'm not talented in background 😍 Anyways, happy birthday u talented bitch ur literally watching me fail physics and u deal with my Oc universe rambles and join that stupid bandwagon, Ily smh besh, I'll buy u all the tamagochis in the world u desire 😳‼️pwede i add isa ka cheesy ass message sa imong dms bhe besh HAHAHAHA
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azureblooet · 2 years
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Ok but like when do the dsmp people get another smp :/ like yall are funny why wont you play block game.
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naseemah · 5 months
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Adventures of Wolfie & Ham:
Chapter 2 - Remember
"Did someone order coffee?" an elegant woman with chainmail armor held together by brown leather straps with shiny silver buckles under a matching lab coat to Astar's, black fringe bangs a touch above the brows and a faded scar slashed across the right side of her face from the nose to under the eye, strolls in through the same door Astar just stormed out of.
"I'm Dr. Ion's partner, Dr. Heart. Our assistant had to leave for a family emergency. I presume you've made acquaintance?" Dr. Heart put on their best smile knowing what was to come for the lovebirds.
"Dr. Io-Oh! You mean Astar?" Wolfie responded, still shaken from the days events.
"Ah, yes so you have met! They need me back in the lab, but I was told to bring these out for you. I'm sure you have plenty of questions, of which you will get many answers, but I'm afraid those answers will only beckon more questions. That's neither here nor there. Enjoy your beverages and Dr. Ion will return momentarily." Dr. Heart repeated, having already memorized the conversation.
"Please, take a look at the rings and see if they jog your memory. You may not remember now, but there is much to be revealed. I'll leave you two to your own. Perhaps we will meet again in the future." Dr. Heart set the coffee and water down, then made her exit back through the only doors in the room.
Ham, now fully conscious, was gagging in the corner behind the arm chair.
"Ham! No!" Wolfie motioned as Ham scurried away from the knocked over trash can. It's clear he had been eating something. Ham has a habit of knocking over trash cans and eating whatever treats he can find.
"Are you eating shit from the trash again?! You know you're not supposed to do that. Omg don't look at me like that." Wolfie, now facing Ryan, "He always eats my boogie tissues out of the trash can back home. Let me see what he found this time." Wolfie, still sore from the body slam from earlier, stood up and stepped over behind the armchair.
[Don't listen to him. He's not who you think he is.]
"What did you find?" Ryan asked, squinting their eyes, still seated in the chair.
"It's some kind of... note? I think. It says, "Don't listen to him. He's not who you think he is." I found a chocolate wrapper to some candy I've never heard of with symbols I can't read, which has clear bite marks in it," Wolfie shoots a glance over at Ham who's pouting off in the corner next to the still unconscious creature.
"Does it say anything else?" Ryan asked, holding back a chuckle as Wolfie and Ham were having a stare off. It didn't take much; Ryan felt their heart drop into their stomach as Wolfie and Ham had their moment. It was the cutest thing they had ever seen, but there was something so familiar about this moment. Not just this moment, but Wolfie and Ham. It's like they knew them from somewhere. Like a distant memory from another time. Another place.
"No, just that. What's weird is the paper is crumpled and... wait," Wolfie, peaking into the trash can as they fixed it upright, "There's more? There's a bunch of crumpled papers in here." Wolfie grabbed a few and smoothed them out. "Every single one has the same message. Same writing. No discernable differences from any of them."
"That's weird... does the message mean anything to you? I have no idea what it-"
[BANG]
An ear piercing, metallic banging noise came from the roof. Startled, Wolfie, Ham and Ryan got quiet. They could hear someone, or something dragging along the roof like it was walking in the snow with a limp. Neither of them had any idea where they were, let alone what the outside of the building looked like.
"What the fuck was that? Did you hear that?" Wolfie whispered in a panic. Ryan didn't say a word, glancing at Wolfie with pursed lips and wide eyes, lightly shaking their head sideways. Ham, stood at the ready to defend, hunched in the corner shaking slightly as the dragging grew closer to the group until it was right above them. Suddenly, it stopped. A few seconds passed. There was a light metallic jiggle as whatever was outside fiddled with something on the roof. Everyone grew silent and still. So quiet, you could hear the steam rising from the freshly brewed coffee sitting on the table.
The clicking stopped. Now it was anyone's guess. They looked at each other with a sense of rising panic as a square patch of flush ceiling panel about 15 feet above them opened on a hinge. Frigid air poured into the chamber as the hatch slowly crept open, revealing a raging blizzard and pitch black darkness. It sat propped for a few seconds before a face peered over. They could barely make anything out other than silhouette of a face in the square opening. After scanning the room, the figure dropped a package through the opening, making everyone jump as it slammed onto the floor in front of them.
[Don't listen to him. He's not who you think he is.]
Fastened with twine, the same note they saw in the trash can lay between the twine and a neatly wrapped box covered in plain brown heavy duty paper. Slamming the hatch shut, the figure disappeared into the blizzard, leaving the group staring down at the box before them. For minutes, no one said a word.
"Should we... open it?" Ryan motioned to the box.
"I mean, I'm not a pussy, but that was definitely not weird. Totally normal thing to happen, but after everything we just went through... the notes? I'm thinkin' it might be a good idea to at least take a little peak." Wolfie started down to pick up the box.
"Wait!" Ryan reached over to stop Wolfie. "I know we just met and all, but like, I can't risk letting anything happen to you. You're clearly braver than me, but just... *sigh* ok, listen, I'm just... I mean, I-" Ryan tripped over their words, growing increasingly aware of what they were about to say.
"Just what?" Wolfie glanced over with doting eyes and a slight flush in their complexion from the frigid air and the growing love between them, rustling their nerves and quickening their heartbeat.
"I- uh, just, it's like, you know haha, I just-" Ryan, shifting their weight as their left knee buckled while fidgeting with the moonstone ring on their forefinger.
"... just? what?" Wolfie stared back, nerves rising, tucking their hair behind their ear as they stood up fully.
"I'm in love with you ok!" Ryan blurted out, clearly flustered and exasperated.
"I- I-," Wolfie stared back in shock, not sure what to say.
"It's okay you don't have to say anything I know it's kinda sudden and-"
"I love you too!!" Wolfie blurted.
"You mean you-"
"Yes! I do! Something about you feels so familiar. Like we've met before. can't really explain it either." Wolfie mumbled back as the two stood in shock. "I'm not sure if it's this chamber, the potential brain damage from our run in earlier, or what, but I feel it too. I've felt it the whole time. I just wasn't sure if you felt the same."
"No yeah, I totally get it. I was thinking the same thing. Like we clearly share some sort of special bond, I mean with the whole time stopping thing, the weird lab guys, the rings and all that." Ryan took a deep breath of relief after the tension left their shoulders. It wasn't everyday someone like this came into their life and Ryan was never one to leave things up to fate when the opportunity for risk reared its head.
Ryan stepped closer, grabbing their hands, "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stop you and just dump this on you, but the thought of something happening to you just sent alarm bells off in my head when I saw you reach for that box. There's no telling what's in it. And the matching notes? Something isn't right. I just couldn't risk it."
"No, it's okay. I would've done the same for you. That's actually why I reached for it first. I know it might seem crazy to anyone other than us, but all of these experiences we've shared are just... I don't know. Special? How can we feel such a close bond in such a short time?" Wolfie stepped closer to close the gap between them, moving the box to the side.
Reaching out their left hand, Ryan stared deeply into Wolfie's eyes as they gently stroked their cheek. "I don't know, but what I do know is I've been searching for this feeling my entire life." Finally getting a moment to themselves after all the commotion, the two had a chance to feel into what was brewing between them.
They shared a moment of loving silence as Ryan caressed Wolfie's cheek, inching closer to one another until their lips met. Reminiscent of their earlier encounter, the sound of rushing water started to fill the room. Everything around them started vibrating as a low hum penetrated the walls. Reality itself started melting away as the molecules around them undulated to the pulse of the rushing water.
Lasting for both seconds and an eternity, they opened their eyes after their first kiss only to find themselves in a log cabin in the middle of a raging blizzard–fireplace roaring as they stood atop a wool blanket in front of a wooden coffee table, decorated with wooden bowls filled with goldfish, cheerios and sour patch kids. Next to the bowls were wine glasses filled with blue gatorade. They looked around, confused, wondering what had just happened. Memories of the chamber faded. Feelings of arctic chill dissipated in the warmth of the crackling flames and their embrace. Wolfie and Ryan swayed in each other's arms as Chokehold by Sleeptoken played lightly out of the vintage record player sitting off in the corner of the room. Blinding snow slurried past the only panned window in the cabin, coloring the surrounding void as the fire illuminated the reflection of the snow storm raging around them.
Burnt wood with notes of amber and vanilla wafted in the air as they swayed in silence. With nothing but an inkling left of past events, all that existed in that moment was them. It's like they've been here before. So warm. So familiar. A faint scratching noise coming from the slightly ajar door with warm light pouring out from the crack grew frantic. Wolfie picked up their head and shared a worried stare with Ryan as they slowly made their way over to the door, hand in hand, not sure what to expect. It felt like they were in a dream. A memory? Whatever it was, it felt as real as anything else the two had experienced. Louder now, the scratching grew more frequent as they edged closer to the door. Step by step, they held each other close as they neared the opening. Wolfie reached out a steady hand, slowly pushing the door open.
Ham darted out of the opening and curled up on the wool blanket. Sighing in relief, the two made their way over to the fire and cuddled with Ham. Their lovely little family, enjoying the warmth of the fire before them and their passionate love for eachother. As they settled in, Ham shifted to lay on his other side, revealing a piece of twine hanging from his collar with a note on it.
[Don't listen to him. He's not who you think he is. Remember. - W&R]
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hyperfixationspam · 1 year
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me desperate for ofmd content watching the good omens fandom explode (leak spoilers below)
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jimposts · 11 months
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jojo
blorbo: Jonathan holy shit I think about him alot yes yes yesyeysyysysysys I know he's kinda normal and stuff but he's such a lovely dude
scrunkly: KILLER FUCKING QUEEN HE IS SO FUCKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH like lemme squeeze the life out of him holy shit !!!!
scrimblo bimblo: AVDOL PLEASE GUYS LOVE JIM SO MUXH MIRE OH MY GID like in general he's a character who is so complex that I really wanted to get expanded on.
glup shitto: Anne. I AM SO PISSED ABOUT HER I WISH SHE WAS IN THE FUCKING SERIES MORE !! VAUSE HER INTERACTIONS WITH THE CREW HOLY <33333
poor little meow meow: kira yoshikage... shhh don't tell anyone... He's like the perfect wet man that I want to see either destroyed or turn out better. But is there a better Kira without Kira??
horse plinko: Weather Report! :] Mainly for shits and giggles but also lovingly. Cause I love his character arc and his characterization in general.
eeby deeby: kira yoshikage. No explanation from me I just wanna see that man burn
If you wish to check the ask game this is referring too here it is!
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hoonvrs · 1 year
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NOONA — p. sunghoon smau
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PAIRING younger!sunghoon x older!fmr
SYNOPSIS park sunghoon experienced love at first sight when he first laid eyes on his friends older sister. a series of sunghoon desperately trying to do anything in his power to get the girl and yang jungwon cockblocking him for funsies.
GENRE smau, fluff, highschool/college au, crack, sunghoon having no shame
FEATURING ( enha ) all, ( aespa ) karina + winter, ( txt ) beomgyu + soobin, ( loona ) olivia hye
WARNINGS swearing, kys/kms jokes, friendly bullying, dick/sex jokes, sunghoon crying every other chapter ( more will be added if necessary )
STATUS complete
TAGLIST (CLOSED)
S. NOTE adding this note here to remind everyone to not spam like! it shadowbans my posts and lessens my engagement, enjoy <3
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PROFILES loser lamo wannabe | WOMEN IN STEM (and man) | privs
CHAPTERS
01 | BLONDE JAKE HATE PAGE
02 | surprise shawty!
03 | what’s her name, quickly
04 | why’s he kinda…
05 | not a virgin anymore
06 | all da virgins mad😹
07 | do it for noona
08 | he’s out of line. let’s kill him.
09 | we both crode (+written 0.5k)
10 | you are scaring the hoes
11 | not living not laughing not loving
12 | she won’t me
13 | sounds sus…
14 | hey dweeb
15 | me n her are like this🤞🏼
16 | you wanna kiss me so bad
17 | i’m bathed in his blood
↳ extra: can you fight
18 | never beating them delusions
19 | what the actual fuck dawg
20 | you scare me sometimes
21 | what did you just call me
22 | hoes be mad
23 | gotta make mommy proud
24 | HES SO!:&:@2’d
25 | no comment
26 | the sexy six (+heeseung)
27 | y’all
28 | messy girls
29 | a little birdie told me
30 | i’m better than her
31 | BRING HER BACK🗣️
32 | heart brocken
↳ extra: ask me if i care
33 | i’ll understand
34 | I WAS A LITTLE EMOSH
35 | is it cause i’m too swaggie
36 | imma dawg imma freak
37 | y’all hear sumn😰
38 | ruh oh
39 | liverboy
40 | what if i was suicidal
41 | omg hes fucking french
42 | girl what
↳ extra: i can fix her❤️
43 | virgin with a capital P (+written 0.4k)
44 | in big 20 23
45 | kill you’reself
46 | i hate virgins
47 | we’re breaking up.
48 | the ‘park’ date (+written 0.4k)
49 | YOU CANNY TRICK MEH
50 | i’m gonna eat him
51 | not you lying on my name
52 | back up missy
↳ extra: deez nuts
53 | WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD
54 | shut up 5’9
55 | /sad
56 | have some shame
57 | elimination
58 | do it No balls.
59 | past tense of see. seew
60 | CIC
↳ extra: random
EP1 | proof or it didn’t happen
EP2 | his ass is NOT studying
EP3 | #SNOWAPPDIE
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xxbimbobunnyxx · 3 months
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Pour Some Sugar On Me
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(Older!Alpha Eddie x Omega!Reader)
Summary: It’s been four months since you’ve been mated to Eddie in secret. When he takes you to “Lovers Lake” for a picnic and tells you he’s never hooked up there, it’s only right that you remedy that. WK: 1.8K
Warnings: General Omegaverse behaviors, scenting, knotting, biting, unprotected sex, outside sex, pet names, a whole lotta gushy mushy fluff. No physical descriptions of reader besides her outfit but she does have the nickname “sugar” 18+MNDI!
A/N: SURPISEEE SHAWTY!! I know it’s been a minute since I posted a ST fic but I randomly got the spark to write this today! This is set in the middle of Everlasting Sweeheart before Sugar’s dad finds out about them. Older!Eddie edit is by @eddiemunsons-missingnipple.
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You’ve been seeing Eddie in secret for about four months now and it couldn’t be more perfect. Aside from the fact that it was a secret. It was hard, having to hide your mate from everyone in your life. The only person you’ve told is your childhood best friend but she lives states away. A few of your employees asked about your mark and you brushed them off, not wanting to go into details. You haven’t seen your dad since that day at the shop, the day you realized that Eddie worked for him. You missed him, and you hate sneaking around behind his back. Even though it was your idea to wait, you were ready to tell him. But your mate? He wasn’t quite there yet. So you decided not to push him for now and to just enjoy your little bubble.
Today Eddie has something “special” planned for the two of you but refuses to tell you where you’re going. He does this with every date, plans something elaborate or something as simple as a movie night at home. But it was always romantic. He put a lot of thought into these dates and it made sneaking around infinitely easier on you. On those days, it feels everything and everyone but you and Eddie cease to exist.
“Alright sugar pie, you ready?” Eddie yells down the hall, you made him leave the room so you could get ready because you had a little surprise of your own. He didn’t tell you where you were going, but he at least told you that you were riding on his bike and not in one of his cars. So you’d know what to wear. And it just so happened you had the perfect outfit.
Thus far he's only seen your softer side, your little mini dresses and Mary Jane’s with ribbons tied in your hair. Which was great for when you worked at the bakery, comfy shoes, easy movement, kept your hair out of your face. But there’s a whole other side to you he has yet to discover. You were raised by a biker, after all. You look at yourself in the mirror and smirk. You had even styled your hair differently and your make up was darker than your everyday look. Eddie was going to shit.
“Yeah baby, I’m ready.” You exit the room and Eddie’s jaw literally drops and his keys that were dangling from his fingers fall to the ground.
“Sugar… you look…” his eyes roam your figure, drinking in every inch, every detail. The glossy leather of your thigh high platform boots. The little black ripped jean shorts. The tiny little white tank top. And last but not least? You’re wearing a fucking leather battle jacket. “Wow. You look so fucking sexy. Did you get new clothes?”
“Nah. This is stuff I’ve had forever. I actually started this jacket back in highschool and have gradually added to or changed it. I feel like you’re forgetting who my dad is, Eddie bear. Have you ever looked in my closet? There’s more to me than you think.” You approach him, running your cherry red fingernail along his jaw, causing him to shiver under your touch.
“You’re telling me my little sugar girl has a bad ass rocker side I don’t even know about?” He grips your hips in his large ringed hands, pulling your body taunt against his.
“Guess you’ll just have to stick around and find out.” You pull back, shooting him a wink. “You ready to go or are you gonna stand here and ogle me all night?”
“Oh baby, I’m gonna ogle you alright… but, I’m ready to go.” He gives your butt a little pat before leaning down to pick up his keys. “Come on, get your sexy ass out the door.”
“Okay, okay, I’m going. You don’t have to be pushy.” You tease, giggling as you connect his lips to yours.
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Eddie drove his bike to the edge of town, turning down a dirt road and stopping when he reached the lake he apparently nicknamed “lovers lake”. He had a whole picnic packed tightly in the seat compartment of his motorcycle with all your favorite foods and treats. He even brought little candles and wine.
“This is nice Eddie, it’s really pretty here.” Your head is resting on his shoulder and you smile up at him sweetly.
“Yeah? I’m glad baby. Used to come out here in highschool in my van. Open up the back and just smoke and think, enjoy the silence. Figured it would be nice.” He smooths a hand over your hair before cupping your cheek, placing a tender kiss on your forehead.
“All by yourself? You didn’t bring any girls out here? That’s why they call it lovers lake, right?” You wiggle your eyebrows at him playfully.
“Ha! No, definitely didn’t bring any girls out here. Teenage Eddie wasn’t very popular with the ladies.”
“Hmm… that’s too bad, seems like a nice place to get your guts rearranged by a hot metal head, if you ask me.” You rest a hand on his chest, looking up at him with hooded eyes.
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That’s how you ended up where you are now, bent over Eddie’s bike, your shorts discarded on the ground somewhere, panties pushed to the side and his tongue buried as deep inside you as possible. He insisted you keep the boots and the jacket on because it was “really doing it for him”.
“Fuck baby, you always taste so sweet.” Eddie mumbles against your core, the vibrations causing you to moan out. His skilled tongue pushes you closer to the edge with each passing second. He leans down to take your clit between his lips as his thick digits circle your entrance. He starts to thrust his fingers in and out of you, curling them just right so they brush against your sweet spot with each stroke. It has you seeing stars, your pussy clenching so tightly around his fingers he feels like they’re going to get pushed out.
“Oh my god! Fuck, Eddie! Feels so fucking good, you always make me cum so good. Want your cock.”
“Don’t worry sugar, I’m not fucking done with you yet.” You hear the sound of his belt, followed by his zipper. He pushes his pants down just enough for his cock to spring free, taking it in his hand and running it through your slick folds. “How bad do you want it?”
“So bad alpha, want your knot.” You whimper as you push back against him. He pushes into you in one breath taking thrust.
“Ah fuck, you’re always so god damn tight.” Eddie pushes his hips flush against yours, his tip brushing against your sweet spot. His hands grip onto your ass, the cool night air making his rings cold against your skin. He squeezes the flesh of your cheeks while he starts to rock into you slow and deep, teasing you.
“Eddie, faster, please, go faster.” You bounce back against him, your ass jiggling deliciously in his tattooed hands.
“Yeah? My pretty girl wants it faster?” He pulls almost all the way out before slamming back inside you, the sound of his hips clapping against your ass echoing through the trees. He starts to fuck into you hard and fast, your upper half resting against the plush bike seat and the tips of your boot clad feet are the only thing touching the ground.
“Mmm alpha, I need your cum. Need your knot. You make me feel so fucking full.”
Eddie leans forward, his chest pressing against your back, making his cock thrust even deeper inside you. One of his hands snakes around you to rub your clit while he brings his lips to your neck, leaving sloppy wet kisses along the expanse of your throat. He shoves his nose into your scent gland and inhales, your sugary sweet scent sending his eyes rolling into the back of his head.
“You smell so fucking good omega. My omega. My sweet girl.” He nips at the skin of your neck before biting down, latching his teeth to your skin. It’s all too much. It all feels too good. The speed of the circles on your clit increases and that’s all it takes to send you tumbling over the edge.
“Ohmygod! Eddieeee, mmm fuck.” He fucks you through it before leaning up off of you to chase his own high.
“This pussy’s so fucking good. Tastes so sweet. Sucks me in so good. So tight. Fucking made for me.” His eyes don’t know where to settle, his thick cock disappearing into your creamy walls over and over again. The way your back is curved from how you’re bent over his bike. The way those fucking boots hug the top of your thighs.
“Give your cum alpha, fuck a pup into me.”
“Oh god.” His hips slap hard against yours a few more times before he’s pushing them flush against your ass, filling you with ropes of his cum. His knot starts to swell inside you and he goes to pull out so you aren’t stuck in this awkward position until it goes down but you just hook your leg around his, keeping him in place.
“No, I want your knot, Eddie. I’ll stay like this all night just to have it.”
“Jesus Christ.” You let out a little whimper that turns into a loud moan as his knot pops inside you. The feeling sending you into another mind blowing orgasm. Eddie leans his chest down against you again so he can leave loving little pecks against your cheek and rub his nose against your throat.
“That was so fucking hot.” You giggle, reaching behind you to tangle your fingers in his hair.
“Yeah, it was, but now we’re stuck like this. So I’m gonna need you to stop laughing or we are going to be stuck here all night.” Eddie chuckles as he leans into your touch.
“Just fall back on your ass, it’ll be fine.”
He leans up, gripping your hips as he lets his ass fall back onto the ground. He lands with you on top of his lap with a gentle thud.
“Guess this isn’t so bad.” Eddie cups your cheek, turning your head to the side so he can connect your lips in a passionate kiss. No matter how many times he kisses you like this you think it’ll still make a bomb filled with butterflies go off in your stomach.
“So… how was your first lovers lake hookup?”
“World altering. Wouldn’t have wanted it to be with anyone else. I love you, sugar.”
“I love you too Eddie, so much.” You giggle fondly, taking his face in your hand.
“You’ve seriously gotta stop with that cute ass giggling or I’m just gonna have to fuck you again.”
“Maybe that’s what I want?” You raise a challenging eyebrow at him, a smirk spread across your lips.
“Ohhh you’re in for it now.” He grabs your hips, manhandling you onto your hands and knees with his knot still inside you. “I can stay here all night.”
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Taglist: @eddiesxangel @bimbobaggins69 @fairymunson @artistwhodoesntpost @witchyhippysstuff @djoseph-quinn @freak-of-hawkins
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littlecharmingenvy · 11 months
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Diavolo Headcannons
Dia brainrot go brrrrrr (pls I love this man)
warnings: NSFW (MDNI), couple of kinks mentioned, Diavolo having a sub-par father, author not knowing how to take things seriously (aka, use of the phrase "dicked down crazy style"), uhhh I feel like I'm missing something but I can't think of it so if I am pls lmk
SFW
<3- He’s always been intrigued by humans; how such fragile creatures could have so much courage would never fail to amaze him. So when MC comes along, this sweet little thing who didn’t even know demons actually existed until a few weeks ago, he can’t help but be impressed on how little fear they show
<3- Immediately finds himself attracted to MC, but, of course, being the crowned Prince of the Devildom, he tries to keep things diplomatic. He didn’t want to risk a scandal, especially not now, since everything was finally working out to his liking
<3- MC recognizes Dia as the Prince, but because they didn’t grow up in the Devildom, they aren’t sure what that title exactly entails, so they stick to treating Dia like they would any other person, much to Lucifer’s chagrin and Diavolo’s delight
<3- With how casual MC is to Diavolo, he quickly finds himself falling for them, despite his best efforts not to. How could he be expected to not fall head over heels for them? Especially with their laugh when they’re caught off guard, or the side eye they give that seems especially reserved for Diavolo, when one of the brothers does something laughable. He feels special, as if their little silent conversations exist in a place no one can taint; its something just for them, and that’s something Diavolo has always yearned for
<3- As soon as he realized his feelings were something he couldn’t just brush over, he told MC. He’s a patient man, but he sees no point in hiding it from you, not when you two were already as close as you were. He swears his soul ascends to the Celestial Realm when you reveal that you feel the same
<3- Showers you in the finest jewels and gold (or silver if it matches your complexion better, cool toned shawtys gotta stick together FR). His father growing up only showed affection by gift giving, leaving Dia to lack any emotional warmth outside of material objects. While he tries to be better than his father, and is always praising you and showing love in any way he can, he especially loves giving you gifts, as that’s how he learned to show love
<3- He doesn’t mind receiving gifts from you, anything you give him he’ll cherish for the rest of his life, but he gets especially soft when you make him something. Little paper flowers? They’re the prettiest he’s ever seen. You bake him cookies? They’re the best he’s had in years (don’t worry, Barbs gets it). Give him origami you made in class when bored? He’s proposing then and there /j (/hj?). Just the idea that you thought about him and cared enough to make someone by hand makes him all soft and fuzzy inside. 
<3- Aside from handmade things, Diavolo adores quality time. Just having you sit near him while he’s doing paperwork or enjoying his tea send him over the moon
<3- Very protective. While he’s sweet with you, and would never let you see any other side, he is still a demon, and he would (and has) threatened or killed a few who wished harm on you, and he’d do it again without a second thought
<3- Loves loves loves pet names. Lover, My dear, Angel (ironic), Beloved, he hardly ever calls you by your name anymore
<3- Overall, very soft with his lover. He just wants them to know how much he loves and adores them
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<3- I know this is widely agreed upon fandom-wise, but I’ll say it again for good measure. Size. Kink. Seeing how small you are compared to him makes him want to rail you into next week. When you look up at him with those doe eyes of yours, having to crane your neck up to make eye contact? Done. He’s dead. He died. It’s over for him
<3- You know monster fuckers? That’s how he feels about humans. Human fucker? Idk, but his enamoration with humans doesn’t stop in the bedroom
<3- Tries to be soft with you, really, he does. But at some point he just breaks, and he needs to dick you down crazy style then and there
<3- Praise kink, going both ways. He’ll tell you how pretty you are and how good you’re being for him, and will nearly cum when you tell him how good he’s making you feel
<3- He’s open to a lot of kinks, but isn’t likely to bring them up. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t love experimenting though. Actually, it’s you who makes him realize he’s into a lot more than he thought he was
<3- Loves giving head. Really, good luck getting him off of you once he starts. He’ll be down there as long as you’ll let him, accidentally overstimulating you pretty much every time. But when he paws at your clothes and looks at you pleadingly, you can’t help but give him what he wants
<3- Generally, Dia’s just a big boy who wants to make his little human feel good. Boy’s absolutely whipped for you, and isn’t afraid to show it. Anyone who has a problem with it will be taken care of
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Theodore Nott x reader!Matteo Riddle’s twin sister - PART 2
Summary : in which Theodore Nott develops a forbidden crush on his twin sister's best friend in three situations (inspired by this tiktok)
Warning : toxic siblings relationship, mention of alcool and smoke (lmk if i missed any)
n/a : it's my very first writing, and I'm soooo nervous to post it!! and i also questioned myself if i had to provide a better ending. i just love the suspens and the tension in this one, but if you wanted more details about what private place you go, just let me know, and i’ll add it in the second part (yeah, it's already in the works). hope you enjoy
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As Mattheo Riddle's twin sister, navigating daily life isn't a walk in the park. While he can be an incredible brother, showering you with everything you desire and providing unwavering comfort in times of distress, his overprotective nature poses a challenge. No one dares to approach you as he harbors a deep distrust, particularly towards men.
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You're in the slytherin common room, casually hanging out with Pansy, Enzo and Blaise when Theo, Matteo, and Draco join you after their weekly quidditch training.
As soon as Matteo enters, he lightly taps your shoulder, which is touching Enzo's shoulder due to the smallness of the sofa you're seated on « hey more space, shawty » he remarks. You chuckle and roll your eyes, finding him quite ridiculous, but you oblige, shifting forward to avoid bothering your brother, who seems to be in a delighted mood, likely due to their quidditch win against ravenclaw.
Draco wanted to teases him a bit « let her breathe mate, she needs to experiment yk, have a boyfriend, etc » he says while lighting a cigarette. « Oh, i had a boyfriend once » you share with a mischievous glint in your eyes. Blaise jumps in with curiosity « and... how did it end? ».
You turn your head, your eyes narrowing as you fix a deep, playful stare on Matteo, your tongue rolling on your cheeks « and…he broke his jaw ». Laughter ripples through everyone, and amidst the chuckles, you catch a faint « that was predictable » from Theo, who observing the dynamic between you and your twin brother, shoots you an amused look, recognizing the subtle nuances in your expressions. Undeterred, you retort « yeah, but we were 11... » casting a mischievous glance at Matteo, who now sports a proud, devilish smile, you add « poor Craig... » in a hushed whisper, you shake your head in a sorry way before erupting into laughter with the others.
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You take place in the Great Hall patiently awaiting Matteo’s return from detention, you focus on a parchment resting on your lap. Meanwhile, Theo enter the Great Hall either, he see you, lonely sitting, while reading your parchment. Pretty as always, distinguished as always, like you were out from a fairytale.
He approach you confidently. You feel his intense gaze, accompanied by the wisps of smoke from his cigarette. « may i join? » you just replies with a light « sure » he take place next to you, dangerously close. « What are you doing here? » he attempts to start a conversation « uh- just waiting for Mattie to get out of detention. I had to give him my notes from potions before his quidditch training, n’you? » you answer. « Waiting for him to go to quidditch training » he replies, smiling lightly. « Is it your notes? » he points to your parchment, and you nod. He moves a bit closer, your knees now touching. « You’ve beautiful handwriting » he says while leaning, his words dancing tantalizingly close to your cheeks, the warmth of his breath and the alluring blend of his cologne and cigarette teasing your senses, sending shivers down your spine.
You turn your head towards Theo, faces remarkably close, and you find yourself lost in his deep green eyes. However, as you spot Matteo descending the stairs in the background, you swiftly step back on the bench in a heartbeat, creating a more formal distance between you and Theo.
« What are you two doing here? » Matteo inquires, reaching an eyebrow as he approches. « We were just waiting for you. I wanted to give you this since you overslept this morning, it's the notes from the potion class that you missed » you explain while handing him your parchment, Matteo expresses his gratitude by offering a light embrace and kissing your forehead.
« Here we go, mate, we'll be late for the match, i have to change » he says to Theo, already hurrying off and heads towards the stairs.
Before following him, Theo stands up and suggests « yk i think we should go out together sometime » looking down on you. Lifting your face towards him, you internally question if you heard him correctly « no- i mean, i don’t date my brother friend’s- sorry » you respond with a light smile, wondering if it might be a stupid test orchestrated by Matteo. « Oh that’s suck- i guess i should have kicked his ass then » he replies with a smirk on his face, stubbing out his cigarette and abruptly start to walk, leaving you alone with your heart racing dangerously fast.
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Pansy informs you that Draco will be hosting a party in the slytherin common room tonight. Despite being aware that it will undoubtedly irk your dear brother, you are determined to attend the party. You begin preparing yourself, opting for a subtle makeup look, donning earrings, and choosing a dress that strikes a balance between not being too provocative yet clearly not formal, for the occasion.
As you walk through the corridor, the booming music and lively cheers signal that the party is in full swing already. You're well aware that your brother — likely already drunk or high, or both — is somewhere amidst the revelry. A slight unease settles in; you know how unpredictable he can be, especially if he's not in the mood or if someone approaches too closely. Despite this, you muster a resolve, telling yourself « no- not tonight »trying to convince yourself and boost your confidence, you repeat silently « i’m an adult, capable of making my own decisions ».
As you make your entrance, you subtly scan the crowded room to locate your brother, intending to steer clear of him as much as possible, « the magic trick is to avoid eye contact » Pansy says with a chuckle, guiding you to move in the opposite direction of Matteo and his friends — who are, incidentally, your friends as well — are seated.
As you approach the table to grab a drink in a green goblet, the sensation of numerous eyes on you is palpable. Engaging in conversation with fellow girls students, you gradually find your way to the dance floor, feeling a bit tipsy. Joining Pansy, fully immersed in the beat, you begin to sway your hips to the rhythm, surrounded by other drunk students from various houses. You’re suddenly yanked by the wrist, and a familiar voice demands, « what tf are you doing here? » you sigh; facing this situation was inevitable, knowing he would spot you eventually. « Well, i was just yearning for a generous dose of infantilization from my dear twin brother, so naturally, i found the prime spot for it. Thrilled to see you here too » you retort, rolling your eyes. He doesn't bother responding, guiding you towards the group seated on the couch. He turns to face you, raising an eyebrow, poised to question you once again, « just here to enjoy the party, same as you » you reply after a sigh « stop treating me like a fucking child, can you ? » you add. He settles into a seat, commanding « fine, stay next to me then. I didn't like the way they all dance around you » with a resigned sigh, you lower yourself onto the sofa, a tinge of disappointment lingering. Positioned between Matteo and Theo, you observe Draco, Blaise, and Enzo engrossed in a spirited debate on who is the sexier girl at this party while sipping on their whiskies.
« What a way to enjoy a party » you whisper between your teeth, arms crossed. Theo ear you and chuckles, « want to try it? » he hands you a blunt. Smoking is nothing new to you, and he knows that. You indulge in cigarettes daily and experiment with weed during parties surprisingly receiving Matteo's approval. You accept, take the blunt and muttering a quick « thank you » to him. As you savor the hits from the loaded blunt, the smoke lingering in the air, you immerse yourself in a conversation with Theodore.
Despite finding him very attractive, you haven't talked with him much, especially one-on-one. Unsure if it's because he doesn't like you (or quite the opposite) or if you lack the courage to talk with your brother's best mate, whom you've secretly fancied for so long.
The conversation delves into things and other, drifting effortlessly from one subject to another, punctuated by shared laughter at his jokes and reciprocal smiles. Suddenly, he says « uh- you’ve got a bit of lipstick—just right here », he point out the corner of your mouth. Embarrassment flushes your cheeks, and as you reach to wipe it off, he leans in, his thumb brushing the side of your mouth, « and there you go » he says, offering a smile. You feels your ear and your cheeks burn from his move and his smile. You smile him back. Unbeknownst to you, the entire scene unfolds before Matteo, who abruptly crashes onto the sofa between you two, declaring, « fine, enough conversation » while death staring at Theo.
A sigh escapes you, it's incredible how your brother manages to disrupt everything. Irritation seeps in as you become increasingly bored. Rising from the sofa, you announce « i’m a bit sleepy, guys, i'll head back to my dorm, g’night ». They wish you a restful sleep, and as you stand up, Matteo asks, « do you need me to accompany you until your door? » secretly hoping Theo would offer, you respond, « no, it's okay, i’ll find my way, don't worry ». Taking your time to bid farewell to friends, you discreetly search for Pansy to tell her about your quick interaction with Theo. When you can’t find her you leave the room in direction of your dorm.
During this time, Theo replays every moment of your conversation in his mind—the brightness of your laughter at his silly remarks, the way your hair cascades perfectly over your face, and the sensation of your warm skin against his fingertips. Lost in these thoughts, he stands up abruptly, stating, « uh- i’ll grab a pack of cigarettes from my dorm » and departs without waiting for the group’s reaction.
As he exits the common room, instead of heading to his dorm, he veers towards yours, hoping to run into you in the corridor. « Already heading to bed? » you inquire upon recognizing Theodore's silhouette in the darkness « uh- yeah, not really. Actually, I was searching for a pack of cigarettes in my dorm » he answers a bit surprised. « Isn't your dorm in the opposite direction? » you respond, a hint of doubt in your voice « hm yeah, you get a point. Tbh, i was searching for you » he admits with an embarrassed smile while scratching the back of his head, in the dimly lit corridor, you look at him a bit confused, he step forward and confesses « i guess we didn’t finish our conversation earlier ».
Seated on the corridor floor, you share deep conversations and cigarettes together. During a comfortable silence, Theo inquires « isn't it annoying to have Matteo as a brother? » while staring at the wall in front of you. « Oh, definitely! He's nice and all, but he tend to put a damper on my freedom. There are plenty of things that i want to do, but he doesn't allow me... » you share, exhaling a puff of smoke, « and if he stopped preventing you from everything, what's the first thing you'd do? » Theo locks eyes with you, his gaze intense and unwavering. You lock eyes with him, torn between sharing the genuine answer or letting it linger unspoken. As the alcohol and weed take hold, you consider whether to reveal the truth. Summoning by a burst of courage, you smirk lightly and say « this... » before crashing your lips onto his. Your arms wrap around his neck, he kisses you back instantly, placing his hand on your waist and deepening the kiss. Seconds pass in this intoxicating embrace before you separate to catch your breath.
« Are we waiting here for your brother, or should we find a more private place? » he inquire with a husky voice and a smirk on his face, the lingering warmth of the kiss still palpable.
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softieekayy · 1 year
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10 things Hannibal has said about or to his wife
(Enjoy the gif, it’s what Mrs lecter sees in bed 😉)
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1) you are the fire that burns deep within my soul. Without you, I would cease to exist.
2) oh my soul, I love you more than anything on this planet. Even the greatest beauty on this world falls pale to you.
3)my heart only beats for you, my money is yours, my life is yours. Anything you do with it is yours.
4) there is only one god in my life and that’s my wife. She’s my creator and my universe. She’s the very essence of my being.
5) I would suffer through a thousand more lifetimes if it meant I get to be with you.
6) never will I love anyone as much as I love my wife. She is the one thing that keeps my heart beating. Without her, I would be nothing.
7) if her love is a thorn on the rose, then I’d gladly prick myself a thousand times to feel it.
8) my life would be colourless less without your presence. You are my moon and my universe. The sun that shines bright. The very essence of my existence.
9) if my death meant for her to live, I would die for her each time. There is no me without her.
10) I would die at her mercy if it meant I saw her face for the last time.
Tagging: @jake-g-lockley @shawty-writes-a-little @chchchcheni
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