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Yasuhiro/Kokichi: It took 10000 bees 25 years to make the honey you just wasted!
Byakuya/Gonta: It takes 550 bees to make a pound of honey in 2-3 weeks, where'd you get those numbers from?
Yasuhiro/Kokichi: I made them up for dramatic effect.
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kaito: you see us all at the pool wyd
ryoma: killing myself in front of you to forever change your bond and the trajectory of your lives
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ryoma: i just got arrested for being too short. can someone come bail me out
kokichi: on my way!
kokichi: can someone come bail me out
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Kaito: heh... step aside ladies... let a real man handle this (does the exact same thing but worse)
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kokichi: i wish we were all little cells making cell noises like lalalalaalaalee lala
ryoma: um I'm pretty sure cells don't make sounds or noises
kokichi: cells are crying and whimpering every day
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Hajime: y'all hate me because i see past your fassod
Hajime: fasad
Hajime: i don't believe ur shit bitch
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Kaito: the difference between 7:39 and 7:40 is 5 million years
Kaito: 7:39 = oo ive got plany off time
Kaito: 7:40 = SHIT!!! FUCK!!!
Kokichi: op has adhd
Kaito: (an image of spampton from deltarune from the back, punching his dumpster in frustration)
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Aoi, about Makoto: you're gay?
Aoi, about Byakuya: and for that?
Kazuichi, about Hajime: you're gay?
Kazuichi, about Nagito: and for that?
Kaito, about Shuichi: you're gay?
Kaito, about Kokichi: and for that?
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Kazuichi: i'm high i made this hamburger helper wit no milk this shit taste like cargo pants
Hajime: Why do you know what cargo pants taste like??
Kazuichi: i be in situations
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Miu, to Kaito: stop telling me abt bloodborne i'm trying to peg you
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Korekiyo: if I saw a ghost i would simply bust it
Rantaro: the ghost, or?
Korekiyo: *a picture of a pair of eyes 👀*
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tenko: I pray to the gods you're uncomfortable, miserable even
angie: why ? is it because you want to take care of me and nurse me back to health ? to show me love and tenderness ? it's ok. I know
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Kinda nsfw lmao
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Kokichi: The clown, after sucking me off, proceeds to pull the multicolored rags out from my weenie while I clap in joyful glee
Kaede (deactivated): Hey Kokichi this is a post
Kokichi: I then proceed to smack the clown's ass, giving off a loud distinct honk that's only heard when clapping the ass cheek of a clown in heat
Shuichi: The wrong person got deactivated here
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Junko, texting Makoto: Hello BAT'S MAN...
Makoto: You are Joker i hate Jokers
Junko: HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM JONKERS!
Makoto: I will stop you Joker
Junko: I AM A CRAZY GUY HAHAHAHA
Junko: Why So Erios
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Kokichi, with the Twitter handle @ main_gov: happy to announce the new official flag of the great state of maine!
(an image of the rainbow pride flag)
Kiyotaka: Who gave the authority to change the flag? What position do you hold with @ main_gov? I am interested in meeting. You choose
Kokichi: Hello Kiyotaka! Actually, I didn't change the flag. It was a direct act from the state of government.
Kiyotaka: Is there someone I could call for more information?
Kokichi: Thanks for the question. No there is not.
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Akane: you saying boobs is so funny
Byakuya: when have I ever said boobs
Akane: just now. Gotcha
Byakuya: ONCE AGAIN I AM LAID LOW BY THE MATRIARCHY
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Mahiru: Lesbians will see a girl using a weapon expertly and lose all higher cognitive functioning for 5 min
Tenko: (the text above, but with certain parts redacted) Lesbians will see a girl and lose it
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