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✨They/them✨Concerningly enough, an adult.Hello! My name’s azure! I draw sometimes and info-dump about Minecraft and the funny squid game. Thinks way too hard about fantasy science====== The turtles may be causing me to once again decend into madness~======Anyone caught critizising things for being "cringe" Will be shot on sight :3cI rant about character writing stuff a lot so be prepared for me to write an entire 6 paragraph essay on a motherfucker with 3 mins of screentime~ I'm not romanticizing mental illness I'm coping with the mental illness. I WILL befriend the horrors and that is a threat~

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azureblooet · 2 days

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Guys Leshy didn’t pull the yellow cat Yellow pulled him let’s be so fucking for real🙄

#azure’s bullshit #cult of the lamb #cotl leshy #cult of the lamb leshy #leshycat #Put some respect on Yellow’s name Leshy got rizzed UP in that short

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azureblooet · 3 days

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I think you should get to punch a man once for every three times he interrupts you without apologizing. Like I think they need to be humbled somehow

#azure’s bullshit #like you show up in court like ‘bruh starting talking as I was saying the word AND because he thought i was done #like that’s fair #like as you should #yes this applies to adhd besties you just have to apologize #I’m sick of bitches trying to mansplain impulsivity to me as if im not rocking a whole ass personality disorder #like not a hard punch but like enough to be a thing you don’t want #like especially in legal environments #if someone else is speaking and you interrupt them in court we get to taze you #don’t be fukin rude #tis’ that simple #also if you say the word objectively more than 5 times in 20 seconds the same applies

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azureblooet · 8 days

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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

#oh boy another fucking thing #I hate this fucking country #the urge to also tell them to go fuck themselves in the email~#im not gonna do it cause corperations are the most petty people ever but damn do I want them #discord go fuck yourself

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azureblooet · 13 days

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Dear people living on your own for the first time:

Here’s some advice I wasn’t told from the myriad of posts before that I wish I’d been given before

Wash the OUTSIDE of your pots and pans as well as the cooking surface. I’ve had a few roommates now who have only cleaned the inside and I’ve had to replace a $150 set of cookware twice.

“its only one time, how bad could using metal on nonstick cookware really be?” very bad. don’t do this.

Buy a rice cooker. Buy the middle tier rice cooker. Cheap ones will burn your rice, high tier ones are too expensive. Rice is good and cheap and, really, you don’t actually have to wash it if you don’t care about making gourmet food.

Buy band-aids. You don’t think you need band-ads until you need a band-aid, and by then it’s too late. (if you don’t follow this advice, a paper towel and some tape is an acceptable solution while you go get real bandages and neosporin)

You are on tumblr, which means you probably spend most of your time in one spot on a computer or phone. if this spot doesn’t have a trash can in arm’s reach, put one there.

I spent 4 years piling trash on my desk in increasingly precarious ways until I had a designated area to put it. Trash cans can and should go anywhere there is a frequent generation of trash, typical locations be damned.

If you live with one or two roommates, discuss placing empty boxes in the back of your fridge and freezer. You probably don’t need all the space that the standard 5-person-family fridge provides, and tupperware will be shoved back there and left to stink up the entire appliance.

Get a wall calendar, put it somewhere communal, and have everyone put their household-relevant schedules on it. Communication is by far the weakest link with roommates (even good ones!) and having something to reference for appointments is always good

#neat!

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azureblooet · 19 days

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Monstadt isn’t libertarian Germany its ANARCHIST Germany i’ll have you know. Knights of fav could be upended by the people in an afternoon they’re under their governance out of consent that’s anarchism not libertarianism be correct 🙄

#azure’s bullshit #genshin impact #monstadt #anarchy is more about consensual governing in order to make sure that the government in question actually improves the people’s lives #bitches enter that government and have the power to retract if the government stops benifiting the people #Anarchy doesn’t mean ‘no government’ it means ‘the governed exist within a sovereignty because they want to not because they have to’#At least that’s my understanding anyways

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azureblooet · 1 month

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I think that Leshycat is exponentially funnier if it happens before Narilamb. Like Leshy pulling up and in like 2 weeks getting a partner is so fucking funny to me.

#azure’s bullshit #cult of the lamb #cotl leshy #cotl leshycat #Bishops: ‘we’ve been here for like 10 mins how the fuck’ Leshy: ‘ehe~’#i think it’s also infinitely more funny if the cat pulls him

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azureblooet · 2 months

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Let me marry the followers to eachother massive monster! I WANNA SHIP THE LIL GUYS

Also let me give the babies to couples like bro let me have babysitters it would be CUTE

#azure’s bullshit #also idk man i swear i never get lovers in the cult #also divorce #also let me buy stuff from smugglers haven like guys please there’s items other than blueprints in this game #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl sins of the flesh #also pls fix the dialogue wheel for mouse cursors its buggy

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azureblooet · 2 months

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Cult of the Lamb tarot cards lookin’ a bit different…

I would absolutely read with this deck!

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azureblooet · 2 months

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Cvs when I catch you Cvs Cvs when I catch you Cvs Cvs when I catch you Cvs-

#azure’s bullshit #cvs #give me my meds bitch #put the shit in the little bottle I don’t ask for much #if I had a nickel for every time this cvs fucked up my meds I’d have a stable income #finna put this cvs’s phone number in my contacts istg #if i have to call this place one more fucking time I’m going to lose it

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azureblooet · 2 months

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So is there any actual basis for us deciding that Heket is a lesbian or is it just a vibe check?

#azure’s bullshit #cult of the lamb #cotl heket #cotl #like did we all just see a red buff frog and go ‘girl kisser right there’ or is there some lore tablet talkin about her having wives #do we have receipts or is this just a ‘same brain’ moment for the fandom?#like we’re correct dont get me wrong but im curious

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azureblooet · 2 months

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azureblooet · 2 months

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The real reason why Aym and Baal always get resurrected last in fics is because if they’ve been dealing with Nariander being down bad for years and would solve the plot in like 10 minutes.

Aym and Baal would be like “wait do you not know Master is in love you? I thought we knew this” l

Or Baal is like “Damn Lamb the breakup sucked huh?” And the Lamb is like “the what.”

#azure’s bullshit #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl narilamb #cotl aym #cotl baal #narilamb #aym and baal #like dude i have so many imagined situations of them just like… thinking they were together #like they’re both like ‘‘wait what do you mean ‘getting married’ were you not???’’#like lamb and nari tell them and they’re both like ‘we know’#like they don’t even look up from what they’re doing

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azureblooet · 2 months

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I feel like any human-ish Nariander design requires long hair because you know this bitch would be somberly hair flipping and having it fall dramatically around him like a anime character.

Like this bitch is SUCH a dramatic turnaround user.

(Also the veil working in tandem and as a sort of also hairband feels rad to me)

#azure’s bullshit #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #like also the lamb having more solid and less flowey hair works in contrast #like the lamb tackling this bitch to the grownd only to be worried for him as his hair is splayed around them??? scrumptious that is #like how everyone has the fleece dramatically layed out whenever they draw them laying down #and like the hair flowing behind him as he moves?#also this way the lamb can give him hair bands and practical bandanas which he begrudgingly uses #like how the new veil is always a gift from the lamb? that eats lets add more things like that #this way both him AND the lamb have physics objects which can billow in the wind and when moving #also this way we can give aym and baal similar but not identical hair types which is probably shorter #fellas is it gay for your designs to mirror eachother and have overlapping elements and accessories?#maybeee~

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azureblooet · 2 months

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Just learned about the fragrances and perfumes community. Very normal-guy-esque community, just normal dudes wanting to be sexy with their scents. Yet hubris curses each and every one of them. They want to be sexy so bad, they see fragrances as nectar from the Gods, their temptation to drink the perfumes are very high. I have seen dozens of comments about drinking perfume.