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ABCs with MATTHEW MICHAEL MURDOCK ✍️

Part I: A-J

she's like... cool or whatever.. I guess.....

I keep getting chased by the angsty teen version of Adam Driver. He keeps telling me I’m a “poser” and “not a real emo”, but also hitting on me in a very passive-aggressive way.

Please, it’s been like three days. Also, I’m not an emo at all!

shadow finally caving and barely giving in to his romantic attraction to an impulsive, annoying yapper only under the threat of total ontological collapse is so funny

Oh, H-Hi Angel!

W-Wh-What are y-you doing..in here?

Rita finds a stray puppy (Alt!Himeno) and takes her home while having an internal meltdown trying to figure out what happened.

Meanwhile, in Ishabana

me and my bae

Im so sorry people are being weird to you I dress in a sort of alt fashion too and had to abandon crop tops because people would like, bark at me and shit.

Anyways you look super cool dude 👍 absolutely fuckin' swagged out head to toe.

BRO: Its sucks you had to abandon somethin' ya liked just 'cuz some assholes can't control themselves. You shouldn't have had to. Hope one day you're able to return to them.

BRO: Thanks. Bet ya looked fuckin' sick, kid.

one funny thing is how older guys with grey hair will always catch my eye when im out walking while at the same time the old guy im attracted to does not actually have grey hair

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Call me crazy BUT

Aaron Hotchner would THRIVE in a poly relationship. Preferably in a throuple.

This may be just a silly headcanon I have, but the more I think about it, the more I love it.

My pf 0 rizz wizard acquired a surprise gf and it's just??? Girlfriend???? Gorlfriend?????

The we are not friends I'm using you for political connections at this prestigious wizard university because you're nobility and also a Magus (wizard jock) and I think you're an easy target and a little dull -> wow you've considered me a friend this whole time and I've been an ass and also in hindsight you WERE the closest thing I had to a friend in wizard academia -> I only realize this after I break your trust by lying to your face about using you for political gain -> spending time with good hearted adventurers and not my asshole wizard master makes me realize that people normally have emotions beyond just blind ambition??? And maybe guilt is a thing and I need to learn how to be apologetic and not just a neutral selfish wizard post grad??? -> fumbles every single apology because she has had no connections outside of elf politics in a decade -> this pitiful attempt at being honest for once is apparently endearing, esp in contrast to all the machinations and manipulations -> leads to masquerade dancing even with two left feet and a dropped pair of glasses and every other cliche

There's another date??? Squeezed in amongst the political intrigue??? I'm????

Our himbo paladin is also flirting with a murderess ron swanson-esque dwarf and it is. So good.

what if i write a modern au vidow fic where they’re both pissed off little emo kids. and what if they were also lesbians.

the advice my mutuals give me abt the girl i like:

you should ask her about the matching keychains you got!!! you should!!!!

vs

get drunk and kiss her

My ideal weight is you on top of me