some doodles !

if Emily can convince Mary Ann Skuttle to leave the Rat Grinders, they have the potential to do one of the funniest things in the world. “Goodbye, Bobby” isn’t quite as fluid as “Goodbye, Earl,” but it’ll do.

watching emily play fig play wanda childa feels like i’m watching michaelangelo paint the sistine chapel

at a bus stop with an old ipod? listening to the complicated women podcast: lucy frostblade?? she just got back from breaking up with her boyfriend??? a genius at work

Wait, how literally... Wait—

finally drew this silly girl … emily axford the woman that you are

Yup this is something I've drawn.

honestly a podcast titled "the complicated women podcast" just being a true crime podcast that objectifies these women for shock value and scandal is unfortunately not surprising

Wanda wanda'd

It's honestly nothing I could get my rocks off to

i think they should meet

she wandas here, she wandas there

i just wanda’d in to procreate and made this

Fig is fully waging psychological war on Ruben this is so funny

Emily and her Wanda Childa subplot is its own story. Like it’s connected to the plot but it is just completely its own thing. I love it.

Emily: “So far, honestly, it’s, like, nothing that I could get my rocks off to.”

horrified looks from everyone in the room

listen i'm just as obsessed with Lucy Frostblade as any other person when presented with this beautiful and sweet image of a character the PCs will never interact with... but there is something to be said about dead girl fascination. and that is precisely the whole thing that emily was ironically pointing out with the Complicated Women podcast and the "nothing i could get my rocks off to" comment : the fact that we won't ever meet her is what allows people to milk the character out of its inherent tragedy and ultimately of its depth. we only get to know her through two-line statements that obviously are unable to describe a full person and can be summarized in a few words - beautiful, sad, kind - reducing her to the most idealized traits ever... i wish we could have seen the complexity of a living Lucy Frostblade. i wish we could have witnessed her struggling to engage with her goddess whenever the cold and the loneliness felt like too much ; seen her wondering about who she would be if she wasn't made from frost and sadness, trying to balance her cleric domain and her will to live and be happy ; i wish we could have seen her get mad at her friends for stomping on the rats, or trying to talk them out of hating those other popular kids who didn't even know of their existence. i wish we had seen Lucy alive, because then people would have loved more than just the idea of her, more than just this tall shadow cast on her aborted future, this perfect image frozen in time, because she wasn't allowed to live long enough to show all of its cracks.