List of Characters and Series
Here is a list of all the OC's and Characters that are in the Cookieverse. OC's and media listed alphabetically
OC's
Blueberry Muffin Cookie
Hot Dog Cookie
Autumn Herald Cookie
Spring Maiden Cookie
Summer Autarch Cookie
Winter Envoy Cookie
Official Characters
American Dragon Jake Long
Lanatus Dragon Cookie (Jake Long)
Russet Potato Cookie (Arthur "Spud" Spudinski)
Chocolate Truffle Cookie (Trixie Carter)
Yellow Lily Cookie (Rose)
Banjo Kazooie
An in-universe video game
Gummy Bear Cookie (Banjo)
Buffalo Wing Cookie (Kazooie)
Green Milkshake Cookie (Gruntilda)
Sausage Toad Cookie (Klungo)
Gummy Skull Cookie (Mumbo)
Steak Pie Cookie (Bottles)
Bubble-and-Squeak Cookie (Jamjars)
Big Hero 6
Maki Roll Cookie (Hiro Hamada)
Marshmallow Creme Cookie (Baymax)
Gummy Hoop Cookie (Go Go)
Yuzu Cookie (Honey Lemon)
Zucchini Cookie (Wasabi Cookie)
Taco Cookie (Fred Frederickson IV)
Chowder
Pudding Pop Cookie (Chowder)
Bean Soup Cookie (Mung Daal)
Mushroom Bisque Cookie (Truffles)
Rock Candy Cookie (Schnitzel)
Calamansi Cookie (Endive)
Marshmallow Bunny Cookie (Panini)
Pickled Tomato Cookie (Gazpacho)
Cyberchase
Alfajor Cookie (Inez)
Key Lime Cookie (Matt)
Cranberry Flan Cookie (Jackie)
Dexter's Laboratory
Omelet Cookie (Dexter)
Omurice Cookie (Dee Dee)
Quail Egg Cookie (Mandark)
Disney Fairies
Dianthus Cookie (Tinkerbell)
Water Iris Cookie (Silvermist)
Marigold Cookie (Iridessa)
Alstromeria Cookie (Fawn)
Dahlia Cookie (Rosetta)
Windflower Cookie (Vidia)
Disney Princesses
Apple Streusel Cookie (Snow White)
Blue Pumpkin Cookie (Cinderella)
Loganberry Cookie (Aurora)
Alexandrite Cookie (Ariel)
Profiterole Cookie (Belle)
Bastani Sonnati Cookie (Jasmine)
Jian Dui Cookie (Mulan)
Beignet Cookie (Tiana)
Rampion Cookie (Rapunzel)
Barmbrack Cookie (Merida)
Haupia Cookie (Moana)
Doki Doki Literature Club
Ackee Fruit Cookie (Monika)
Strawberry Cupcake Cookie (Natsuki)
Ruby Chocolate Cookie (Sayori)
Chamomile Tea Cookie (Yuri)
Earthbound (Mother)
Gum Scrap Cookie (Ness)
Apple Pie Cookie (Paula)
Custard Doughnut Cookie (Jeff)
Onigiri Cookie (Poo)
Pork Rind Cookie (Porky Minch)
Lemon Swirl Cookie (Lucas)
Prickly Pear Cookie (Kumatora)
Blue Potato Cookie (Duster)
Orange Swirl Cookie (Claus)
Kid Icarus
Angel Food Cookie (Pit)
Manzanilla Olive Cookie (Palutena)
Souvlaki Cookie (Magnus)
Chocolate Cake Cookie (Dark Pit)
??? (Medusa)
??? (Hades)
Blue Spirulina Cookie (Pandora)
??? (Gaol)
??? (Thanatos)
Salad Cookie (Viridi)
??? (Arlon)
Electrolyte Cookie (Phosphora)
Gravity Falls
Peanut Butter Cookie (Dipper)
Grape Jam Cookie (Mabel)
Club Sandwich Cookie (Grunkle Stan)
Maple Syrup Cookie (Wendy)
Empanada Cookie (Soos)
Reuben Cookie (Ford)
White Truffle Cookie (Pacifica Northwest)
Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Sugar Skull Cookie (Grim)
Tangelo Cookie (Billy)
Oleander Cookie (Billy)
Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Camembert Cookie (Ed)
Gelatin Cookie (Edd)
Jawbreaker Cookie (Eddy)
Caprese Salad Cookie (Kevin)
Vieux Lille Cookie (Sarah)
Dandelion Cookie (Jimmy)
Bratwurst Cookie (Rolf)
Passion Fruit Cookie (Nazz)
Granola Bar Cookie (Jonny)
Limburger Cookie (May Kanker)
Mashed Potato Cookie (Marie Kanker)
Fish Stick Cookie (Lee Kanker)
Eddsworld
Broccoli Cookie (Edd)
Seltzer Cookie (Tom)
Choco Milk Cookie (Matt)
Peppermint Bark Cookie (Tord)
Cayenne Cookie (Blaze, OC)
Black Raspberry Cookie (Dusk, OC)
Guacamole Cookie (Eduardo)
Cinnamon Roll Cookie (Jon)
Sugar Plum Cookie (Mark)
Tomato Cookie (Jordan, OC)
Blood Orange Cookie (Blade, OC)
Garlic Cookie (Dawn, OC)
Tobacco Cookie (Paul)
Lemon Drop Cookie (Patryck)
Choco Popcorn Cookie (Bing)
Snowcap Cookie (Larry)
Lavender Cookie (Laurel)
Dipped Strawberry Cookie (Kim)
Raspberry Torte Cookie (Katya)
El Tigre
Chili Lollipop Cookie (Manny Rivera/El Tigre)
Blueberry Churro Cookie (Frida Suarez)
Paloma Cookie (Rodolfo Rivera/White Pantera)
??? (Grandpapi Rivera/Puma Loco)
??? (Zoe Aves/Black Cuervo)
??? (Carmelita Aves/Voltura)
??? (Grandmami Aves/Lady Gobbler)
Friday Night Funkin
Slushie Cookie (Boyfriend/Jacob)
Cherry Cola Cookie (Girlfriend/Amber)
Rose Water Cookie (Senpai/Kenji)
Orange Velvet Cookie (Blaze, OC)
Soft Serve Cookie (Dusk, OC)
Waffle Cone Cookie (Vince)
Vanilla Bean Cookie (Emilia)
Devil's Food Cookie (Daddy Dearest/Maurice)
Cola Cake Cookie (Mommy Mearest/Donna)
Caramel Apple Cookie (Pico)
Candy Bone Cookie (Skid)
Mellowcreme Pumpkin Cookie (Pump)
Lemon Curd Cookie (Lemon Demon)
Kirby
Starmallow Cookie (Kirby)
Battenberg Cookie (King Dedede)
Jostaberry Cookie (Meta Knight)
Tangerine Cookie (Bandana Dee)
Blueberry Cobbler Cookie (Gooey)
Berry Fudge Cookie (Marx)
Fruit Ribbon Cookie (Ribbon)
Food Coloring Cookie (Adeleine)
Bloodberry Cookie (Dark Meta Knight)
Mirror Glaze Cookie (Dark Mind)
Rainbow Frosting Cookie (Drawcia)
Stilton Gold Cookie (Daroach)
Golden Delicious Cookie (Magolor)
Tarantula Cookie (Taranza)
Honeycomb Cookie (Queen Sectonia)
Strawberry Ripple Cookie (Susie)
Golden Opulence Cookie (President Haltmann)
Rainbow Sherbet Cookie (Elline)
Fondant Cookie (Claycia)
Frozen Yogurt Cookie (Francisca)
Pepper Kebab Cookie (Flamberge)
Lemon Tart Cookie (Zan Partizanne)
Poison Hemlock Cookie (Hyness)
Blue Lemonade Cookie (Elfilin)
Veal Orloff Cookie (Leongar)
Funnel Cake Cookie (Clawroline)
KND
Strawberry Fool Cookie (Nigel Uno/Numbuh 1)
Chili Dog Cookie (Hoagie P. Gilligan/Numbuh 2)
Matcha Choco Cookie (Kuki Sanban/Numbuh 3)
Hokey Pokey Cookie (Wallabee “Wally” Beatles/Numbuh 4)
Salted Caramel Cookie (Abigail Lincoln/Numbuh 5)
Soda Bread Cookie (Fanny Fulbright/Numbuh 86)
Lemon Meringue Cookie (Rachel McKenzie/Numbuh 362)
Caramel Macchiato Cookie (Cree Lincoln)
??? (Chad Dickson/Numbuh 274)
Black Olive Cookie (Father)
Five-Layer Cookie (The Delightful Children from Down the Lane/Sector Z)
Refried Beans Cookie (Lenny), Sour Cream Cookie (David), White Cheddar Cookie (Bruce), Pico de Gallo Cookie (Constance), and Lettuce Cookie (Alessandra).
Lalaloopsy
Valerian Cookie (Pillow Featherbed)
Sprinkle Cookie (Crumbs Sugar Cookie)
Whipped Cocoa Cookie (Mittens Fluff ‘N’ Stuff)
Circus Peanut Cookie (Peanut Big Top)
Spaghetti Marinara Cookie (Spot Splatter Splash)
Candy Jewel Cookie (Jewel Sparkles)
Rocket Pop Cookie (Dot Starlight)
Beacon Apple Cookie (Bea Spells-A-Lot)
Little Einsteins
Ditalini Cookie (Leo)
Farfalle Cookie (Annie)
Orchid Cookie (June)
Banana Pancake Cookie (Quincy)
Magic School Bus
Honeycrisp Apple Cookie (Ms. Frizzle)
Carrot Puff Cookie (Arnold)
Candy Jack Cookie (Ralphie)
Champurrado Cookie (Carlos)
Blue Taro Cookie (Tim)
Green Bean Cookie (Phoebe)
Mochi Cookie (Wanda)
Daffodil Cookie (Dorothy Ann)
Berry Smoothie Cookie (Keesha)
Mario
Marinara Sauce Cookie (Mario)
Pesto Cookie (Luigi)
Peach Cream Cookie (Princess Peach)
Button Mushroom Cookie (Toad)
Durian Cookie (Bowser)
Garlic Sauce Cookie (Wario)
Breadstick Cookie (Waluigi)
Daisy Cookie (Princess Daisy)
Konpeito Cookie (Princess Rosalina)
Stelline Cookie (Geno)
Marshmallow Spread Cookie (Mallow)
Monster High
Lemon Mint Cookie (Frankie Stein)
Pink Licorice Cookie (Draculaura)
Wolfsbane Cookie (Clawdeen Wolf)
Melopita Cookie (Cleo de Nile)
Gummy Fish Cookie (Lagoona Blue)
Jelly Worm Cookie (Ghoulia Yelps)
Shaved Ice Cookie (Abbey Bominable)
Watermelon Snake Cookie (Deuce Gorgon
Monster Prom
Ghost Pepper Cookie (Damien LeVey)
Purple Kale Cookie (Liam de Lioncourt)
Saltwater Taffy Cookie (Miranda Vanderbilt)
Vodka Cookie (Polly Geist)
Potato Chip Cookie (Scott Howl)
Sour Snake Cookie (Vera Oberlin)
Succulent Cookie (Calculester Hewlett-Packard)
Ikasumi Pasta Cookie (Zoe)
Calla Lily Cookie (Joy Johnson-Johjima)
Henbane Cookie (Hope Halko)
Blackthorn Cookie (Faith Fernández)
Filius Blue Cookie (Dahlia Aquino)
Keema Cookie (Aaravi Mishra)
Belladonna Cookie (Milo Belladonna)
Elderberry Cookie (Oz)
Cherry Pepper Cookie (Amira Rashid)
Blueberry Tart Cookie (Vicky Schmidt)
Rafflesia Cookie (Brian Yu)
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Açaí Cookie (Twilight Sparkle)
Apple Cider Cookie (Applejack)
Candy Ring Cookie (Rarity)
Pansy Cookie (Fluttershy)
Confetti Cake Cookie (Pinkie Pie)
Sports Drink Cookie (Rainbow Dash)
??? (Spike)
Nickelodeon
Sponge Cake Cookie (SpongeBob SquarePants)
Star Sundae Cookie (Patrick Star)
Acorn Cookie (Sandy Cheeks)
Calamari Cookie (Squidward Tentacles)
Crab Burger Cookie (Mr. Krabs)
Lima Bean Cookie (Sheldon J. Plankton)
Chocolate Swirl Cookie (Jimmy Neutron)
Pixy Powder Cookie (Timmy Turner)
Creme Sandwich Cookie (Danny Fenton/Phantom)
Black Rose Cookie (Sam Manson)
Sour Straw Cookie (Tucker Foley)
Orange Creme Cookie (Jasmine “Jazz” Fenton)
Blueberry Fudge Cookie (Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9)
Tarator Cookie (Vendetta)
Cream Pie Cookie (Charlotte)
Star Jelly Cookie (Zim)
Astronaut Food Cookie (Dib Membrane)
O.K K.O: Let's Be Heroes!
Burrito Cookie (K.O)
Blue Agave Cookie (Rad)
Ramen Cookie (Enid)
Enchilada Cookie (Carol)
??? (Mr. Gar)
Cucumber Cookie (Dendy)
??? (Lord Boxman)
Cobra Venom Cookie (Professor Venomous)
??? (Darrell)
Orange Taffy Cookie (Shannon)
??? (Raymond)
Purple Cabbage Cookie (Ernesto)
Sausage Fruit Cookie (Jethro)
??? (Mikayla)
Knickerbocker Glory Cookie (Elodie)
Cheese Puff Cookie (Fink)
Peanuts
Lemon Gel Cookie (Charlie Brown)
Berry Gel Cookie (Sally)
Raspberry Jam Cookie (Linus)
Blueberry Jam Cookie (Lucy)
Mint Cream Cookie (Peppermint Patty)
Pumpkin Brownie Cookie (Marcie)
Cornflower Cookie (Franklin)
Bitter Melon Cookie (Violet)
Dirt Cake Cookie (Pig-Pen)
Cavatappi Cookie (Frieda)
Blackberry Pie Cookie (Schroeder)
Persona 3
Duck Burger Cookie (Makoto Yuki)
Strawberry Sando Cookie (Yukari Takeba)
Soft Pretzel Cookie (Junpei Iori)
Hamburger Steak Cookie (Akihiro Sanaba)
Champagne Cookie (Mitsuru Kirijo)
Miso Soup Cookie (Fuuka Yamagishi)
Toasted Bread Cookie (Aigis)
Yatsuhashi Cookie (Ken Amada)
??? (Elizabeth)
??? (Theodore)
Persona 4
Beef Bowl Cookie (Yu Narukami)
Potato Stew Cookie (Yosuke Hanamura)
Steak Cookie (Chie Satonaka)
Manju Cookie (Yukiko Amagi)
Yakitori Cookie (Kanji Tatsumi)
Vichyssoise Cookie (Rise Kujikawa)
Popsicle Cookie (Teddie)
California Roll Cookie (Naoto Shirogane)
??? (Margaret)
Persona 5
Katsu Sando Cookie (Akira Kurusu/Joker)
Black Cat Cookie (Morgana)
Meat Bun Cookie (Ryuji Sakamoto/Skull)
Chocolate Crepe Cookie (Ann Takamaki/Panther)
Jagariko Cookie (Yusuke Kitagawa/Fox)
Nigiri Cookie (Makoto Nijima/Queen)
Curry Cookie (Futaba Sakura/Oracle)
Fruit Salad Cookie (Haru Okumura/Noir)
Buttered Pancake Cookie (Goro Akechi/Crow)
Pea Flower Cookie (Lavenza)
Pizza Tower
Spaghetti Cookie (Peppino Spaghetti)
Lasagna Cookie (Gustavo)
Brick Cheese Rat (Brick the Rat)
Stuffed Pepper Cookie (Pepperman)
Cowboy Queso Cookie (The Vigilante)
Peanut Bar Cookie (The Noise)
Hazelnut Bar Cookie (Noisette)
Phineas and Ferb
Salsa Chip Cookie (Phineas)
Apple Dodger Cookie (Ferb)
Salsa Cookie (Candace)
Sufganiyah Cookie (Isabella)
Blueberry Kulfi Cookie (Baljeet)
Gouda Cookie (Buford)
Black Forest Cookie (Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz)
Gateau Cookie (Vanessa)
Powerpuff Girls
Pink Lemonade Cookie (Blossom)
Sugar Cookie (Bubbles)
Basil Cookie (Buttercup)
Magnesium Cookie (Professor Utonium)
Banana Nut Cookie (Mojo Jojo)
Devil’s Tongue Cookie (Him)
Fruit Punch Cookie (Brick)
Blue Corn Cookie (Boomer)
Nori Cookie (Butch)
Medusa Pepper Cookie (Sedusa)
Gold Truffle Cookie (Princess Morbucks)
Orange Pippin Cookie (Ms. Keane)
Pickle Cookie (Mayor)
Sauteed Broccoli Cookie (Sara Bellum)
Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
Buffalo Sauce Cookie (Randy Cunningham)
Curly Fry Cookie (Howard Weinerman)
Sailor Moon
Marshmallow Pie Cookie (Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon)
Berry Soda Cookie (Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury)
Furikake Cookie (Rei Hino/Sailor Mars)
Tin Cookie (Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter)
Myrtle Cookie (Minako Aino/Sailor Venus)
Chicken Salad Cookie (Haruka Tenou/Sailor Uranus)
Saba Sashimi Cookie (Michiru Kaiou/Sailor Neptune)
Ergot Cookie (Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn)
Cypress Cookie (Setsuna Meiou/Sailor Pluto)
Tuxedo Cake Cookie (Mamoru Chiba/Tuxedo Mask)
Sanrio
Candy Apple Cookie (Hello Kitty/Kitty White)
Toffee Apple Cookie (Mimmy White)
Pink Almond Cookie (My Melody)
Blueberry Roll Cookie (Cinnamoroll)
Purin Cookie (Pompompurin)
Twin Star Cookie (Little Twin Stars)
Star Sapphire Cookie (Kiki)
Star Ruby Cookie (Lala)
Black Cherry Cookie (Kuromi)
Matcha Donut Cookie (Keroppi)
??? (Tuxedo Sam)
Scooby Doo
Scooby Snack Cookie (Scooby Doo)
Dagwood Sandwich Cookie (Norville “Shaggy” Rogers)
Sweet Potato Cookie (Velma Dinkley)
Deviled Egg Cookie (Fred Jones)
Blueberry Cheesecake Cookie (Daphne Blake)
Concord Juice Cookie (Sibella)
Honeydew Cookie (Elsa Frankenteen)
Coney Dog Cookie (Winnie)
Ghost Pipe Cookie (Phantasma)
Babosa Cookie (Tanis)
Rosemary Cookie (Thorn)
Thyme Cookie (Dusk)
Sage Cookie (Luna)
Sonic
Caffeine Powder Cookie (Sonic)
Butter Mint Cookie (Tails)
Guarana Cookie (Knuckles)
Boiled Egg Cookie (Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnick)
Pink Rose Cookie (Amy Rose)
Dark Roast Cookie (Shadow)
Pink Lady Cookie (Rouge)
Cloud Apple Cookie (Silver)
Catfish Cookie (Big)
Royal Black Cookie (Blaze)
Carrot Cake Cookie (Cream)
Stardew Valley
Hashbrown Cookie (Alex)
Crab Cake Cookie (Elliot)
Pickle Juice Cookie (Harvey)
Cheese Pizza Cookie (Sam)
Pumpkin Soup Cookie (Sebastian)
Jalapeño Popper Cookie (Shane)
Blackberry Cobbler Cookie (Abigail)
Eggplant Cookie (Emily)
Pink Cake Cookie (Haley)
Stir Fry Cookie (Leah)
Cauliflower Cheese Cookie (Maru)
Poppy Cookie (Penny)
Teen Titans
Kale Cookie (Robin)
Coriander Cookie (Starfire)
Tofu Cookie (Beast Boy)
Clam Cookie (Cyborg)
Black Currant Cookie (Raven)
The Emperor's New Groove
Lomo Saltado Cookie (Kuzco)
Ceviche Cookie (Pacha)
Prune Cookie (Yzma)
Spinach Puff Cookie (Kronk)
Total Drama Island and Action
Arsenic Cookie (Chris McLean)
Sriracha Cookie (Chef Hatchet)
Stroganoff Cookie (Eva)
Loco Moco Cookie (Justin)
Turnip Cookie (Beth)
Cronut Cookie (Katie)
Cruller Cookie (Sadie)
Opera Cream Cookie (Trent)
Pepperoni Pizza Cookie (Geoff)
Nanaimo Bar Cookie (Owen)
Jalapeño Cookie (Duncan)
Kumquat Cookie (Leshawna)
Black Sesame Cookie (Gwen)
Sashimi Cookie (Heather)
Samosa Cookie (Noah)
Coffee Crisp Cookie (Cody)
Seaweed Brownie Cookie (Bridgette)
Biscuit Cookie (Ezekiel)
Protein Bar Cookie (Tyler)
Galette Cookie (Lindsay)
Horchata Cookie (Courtney)
Chickpea Cookie (DJ)
Toaster Tart Cookie (Harold)
Toxic Sludge Cookie (Izzy)
Total Drama World Tour
Saffron Cookie (Alejandro)
Purple Tea Cookie (Sierra)
Total Drama Revenge of The Island
MRE Cookie (Brick)
Black Bean Cookie (Jo)
Orzo Cookie (Mike)
Orange Blossom Cookie (Zoey)
Bay Laurel Cookie (Dawn)
Collard Greens Cookie (B)
Protein Shake Cookie (Lightning)
Chokecherry Cookie (Cameron)
Pizza Pocket Cookie (Sam)
Watercress Cookie (Dakota)
Turkey Bacon Cookie (Staci)
Gelato Cookie (Anne Maria)
Kimchi Cookie (Scott)
Total Drama Pahkitew Island
Shameplant Cookie (Beardo)
Fruity Puff Cookie (Leonard)
Red Delicious Cookie (Amy)
Red Potato Cookie (Rodney)
Gala Apple Cookie (Sammy)
Princess Cake Cookie (Ella)
Lead Cookie (Topher)
Masala Chai Cookie (Dave)
Cobalt Cookie (Scarlett)
Black Pudding Cookie (Max)
Vegemite Cookie (Jasmine)
Raspberry Crown Cookie (Sugar)
Grilled Salmon Cookie (Sky)
Cordyceps Cookie (Shawn)
Totally Spies!
Poppy Seed Cookie (Clover)
Wonton Cookie (Alex)
Veggie Chip Cookie (Sam)
Chocolate Trifle Cookie (Jerry)
Blackberry Cheesecake Cookie (Mandy)
Winx Club
Nasturtium Cookie (Bloom)
Sunflower Cookie (Stella)
Tulip Cookie (Flora)
Clerodendrum Cookie (Musa)
Coralline Algae Cookie (Tecna)
Water Lily Cookie (Aisha)
Mistletoe Cookie (Icy)
Nightshade Cookie (Darcy)
Zephyr Lily Cookie (Stormy)
The Wonderful 101
Mcintosh Red Cookie (Will Wedgewood/Wonder-Red)
Cioppino Cookie (Eliot Hooker/Wonder-Blue)
Haricot Vert Cookie (Jean-Sebastian Renault/Wonder-Green)
Papanași Cookie (Mariana Kretzulesco/Wonder-Pink)
Yellowhammer Cookie (Ivan Istochinkov/Wonder-Yellow)
White Tea Cookie (Momoe Byakkoin/Wonder-White)
Black Rice Cookie (Krishna Ramanujon/Wonder Black)
Wreck it Ralph
Pound Cake Cookie (Wreck-It Ralph)
Pecan Pie Cookie (Fix-It Felix Jr.)
Beef Jerky Cookie (Sergeant Tamora Calhoun)
Marshmallow Cereal Cookie (Vanellope Von Schweetz)
Planned Characters
Series and characters that are only considered as of now
Amazing World of Gumball
Baldi's Basics
Barbie
Bratz
Bug Fables
Cuphead
Disney and Pixar
Ellsworld
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
Kim Possible
Pretty Cure
Pucca
Shantae
Studio Ghibli
The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
Tokyo Mew Mew
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Life in my Stomach: A Songfic
Quick author’s note beforehand; this story does deal with heavy stuff like miscarriage and other bad stuff so if you don’t want to read it just scroll past now. The song this is based off of is Life In My Stomach by BMike and I’m linking it here so you get a feel for what this story is about, but with a twist at the end. This is a TBOL/El Tigre fiction based around Sartana of the Dead and if you like some delicious angst, this story is for you. It’s also a modern mortal au so nobody is immortal in this. Here is Sartana’s lullaby but instead of mandolin it’s supposed to be guitar so here’s a guitar version without the vocals. Tristán belongs to @the-musical-cc and Etapalli belongs to me. Alazne belongs to queenxivory (account deactivated). Now, let’s get into the story
Sartana stared down at the positive pregnancy test with tears in her eyes. Her head was a mess of thoughts swarming her brain. She was nineteen, still too young for motherhood. But she was getting married to Jorge, the father of the baby now growing inside her, in just a week. But Jorge hated children, despite being eighteen and only a fledgling from childhood, he was always shouting at them on the street and throwing food at the children who played in the alleyway behind their apartment. He also hated her many siblings, at least the ones who were still children. Sartana only had nine biological siblings but her parents ran a foster home that saw many children throughout the course of her life. Often when the foster children did leave, they’d always keep in touch with the family and some children begged Catrina and Xibalba to adopt them for good. Her youngest biological sibling was her brother, Tristán, who was six years old. Jorge could put up with him. It was really her sisters, Etapalli and Alazne, who he hated. Before long, Sartana felt great joy at the thought of raising a child, half of her and half of Jorge. She swore she could feel the baby squirming around and growing inside her, despite only being eight weeks pregnant. Her hand instinctively went to her stomach, giving it a small caress as if to let her baby know she was there and she loved him more than anything in the world.
“Absolutely not.” Was Jorge’s reaction when she told him. “You’re going to get rid of that baby as soon as possible. It’s only going to slow us down.”
“I’m not getting rid of my child! It’s my decision to make and not yours!” Sartana became angry. “You said we could have a big family like my parents have someday!”
“That was a long time ago, Sartana. People change. Now, I’m telling you to get rid of that thing! I want nothing to do with it!”
“It’s my body, Jorge. This baby is growing inside my body so I’m making the decision to keep them. If I wanted an abortion I would have asked for one by now.” Sartana covered her stomach protectively. Jorge sighed in defeat.
“If you decide to keep that little monster, you’re giving him up for adoption. I don’t want anything to do with him. We’ll talk about this after the wedding.”
A week passed and Sartana collapsed on her bed in tears. She couldn’t believe her fiance would dump her at the altar in front of their family and friends, citing their child, which she hadn’t told anyone else about, as a source for why he was leaving. She folded her hands over her lower belly and whispered to her child, though he couldn’t yet hear her.
“Te siento pateando angelito No te preocupes por el dolor, Porque mamá estará aquí hasta que veas mañana. Siento tu vida en mi estómago, prometo que la protegeré porque nadie está por encima de ella. Y aunque tu papá quiere quitarte la vida, debes saber que nunca lo dejaré porque se lo digo todos los días; Ves esta vida en mi estómago, sin importar si me ayudas como padre, me va a encantar.”
Catrina opened her eldest child’s bedroom door. She sat next to the wronged woman and held her close. “Lo siento mucho mijita.” She whispered with tears in her eyes. “Are you really... pregnant?” Her voice was laced with fear of what would become of her daughter, knowing how cruel Mexico was to single, unwed mothers. Sartana nodded in confirmation.
“He left because I didn’t want an abortion or to give Mi bebé to the system.” She wiped her eyes. Catrina hugged her daughter tightly.
“It’s not going to be easy, but it will be okay and I support you no matter what, mi vida.” She kissed her forehead. Sartana hugged her mother back and cried into her shoulder.
Months passed and Sartana was a month away from her due date. She now lived in a tiny studio apartment and worked three jobs to get money for herself and her unborn son. Her parents had offered to pay for stuff but she refused, except for letting them buy her diapers. Jorge was refusing to pay child support and she was taking him to court over it so to bring in a little extra money for herself and her baby. Now she sat on her bed strumming on her guitar a song she had composed for her little one. She heard a knock at the door. she pulled herself up with much effort and went to the door to open it. There stood Jorge, in the flesh.
“Are you ready to be a father and take care of your son?” She crossed her arms, murder in her eyes.
“No. I’m here to keep you from taking me to court over that little monster.” He stared back at her with a cold glare. “I’m glad I ditched you, you lost all your looks when you decided to become a mother.”
“Enough with the snark. I need the money to feed myself and my son and to keep us from ending up on the streets and three minimum wage jobs isn’t going to cover that.”
“Serves you right for keeping it-”
“Him. He’s a boy. A living, breathing baby boy. Not an ‘It’ or a ‘little monster’. My son.” She interrupted him with anger.
“Don’t talk to me that way! Listen, I’m getting married in a few months and my fiancee says she’s going to call it off if I have to be a father to that little creature. It’s not too late for a late-term abortion, Sartana. Or you could give it up for adoption.” He showed her a form. She grabbed it out of his hand and tore it in two.
“I will never give up on my son, tu pinche pendejo!”
“¡Odio a tu hijo! ¡Ojalá te deshicieras de eso!” Jorge shouted, stepping into her apartment. Sartana pushed him into the shelf. “Oh now you’ve done it.” He shoved her to the ground and grabbed her hair. Her eyes filled with tears as she tried to fight him back, but he was straddling her and had the upper hand. pressed his decorative cane into her chest.
“Get off me! Help!” She cried, trying to fight back.
“Stop screaming you bitch!” He slapped her. He kneed her in the stomach and she felt a popping sensation. She cried out in pain and shock and tried to wrestle him off of her. She managed to get him off her for a minute and tried to crawl to where her cell phone was to call for help. He stood over her and grabbed her phone, throwing it to the ground and smashing it. “I’m sorry I have to do this. Adios, mijo.” He kicked her in the stomach as hard as she cried and screamed. She felt frantic kicking and confused movements from her baby and felt blood leaking from between her legs. Jorge left the apartment. Sartana rubbed her belly and whispered to her dying son “I’m so sorry mi vida. I’m so sorry I couldn’t protect you. I love you.” She sobbed and crawled to her bed.
The baby had stopped kicking long ago and she couldn’t call for help or drive to the hospital. Sartana, now in active labor delivering a dead baby, was in her bed waiting for the urge to start pushing. When it finally came, she gripped the bedsheets and the headboard and cried as she started to deliver her dead son alone in the middle of the night.
After almost an hour of pushing, Sartana felt her son’s body leave hers and felt her own body relaxing. She reached for between her legs to pick up the baby so she could hold him before she said goodbye. She started crying uncontrollably when she saw him. If he hadn’t just left the warmth of her body, he would have been ice cold. His eyes were closed as if he was sleeping and his mouth was pouting. He had a little tuft of black hair on his head and he was covered in bruises from Jorge’s murder attempt.
Sartana held him close to her and sobbed. “Lo siento mijo. Lo siento mucho.” She wailed. She began humming the lullaby she’d composed for him one last time as she cuddled him for the first and last time.
After a minute or two, she saw his arm move and she felt his chest start to rise and fall. She thought she was going crazy, until she heard him start to whimper and cry. She shot up and looked at him. His body had regained heat and he was squirming around in her arms. He was alive. Her tears changed to that of relief and joy and she hugged him.
Soon a sliver of common sense took over her and Sartana got to her feet and grabbed scissors to cut him off the umbilical cord. After the afterbirth had passed she grabbed a blanket and her flipflops. She wrapped her baby in the blanket and got into her flipflops. Her whole body ached but she knew she had to act fast or her son would surely die. The hospital was two miles away and her car had broken down a few days prior, just her luck. It was pouring rain out, thunder crashing and lightning flashing. With determination that only a mother can have, she began the trek to the hospital.
It was hell on Sartana’s already damaged body. Blood was still running down her legs and her face was bruised. She stumbled and fell a lot, due to the loss of blood and her legs giving out. A few times she almost passed out and she was ready to give up and let death take her. Sartana’s life didn’t matter to her at all. She hated herself. She would have killed herself a long time ago if she didn’t have her baby to think of. But she had to make sure her son survived. She had to make sure he was okay.
She collapsed about two blocks from the hospital, her body gave out and exhaustion took over her. No matter how hard she tried, she couldn’t get up from the flooding sidewalk. “I’m sorry mijo. I’ve been such a horrible mother to you.” Sartana whispered as she held him close to her chest. She felt consciousness slipping from her and could almost feel herself dying. She heard two men’s voices in what seemed like the distance, it was like hearing them underwater or through earmuffs. She felt strong arms pick her up as she fell unconscious.
When Sartana woke up, she was in a hospital room hooked up to IVs and a breathing mask over her face. She felt nauseous and dizzy. She tried to sit up and regain her bearings but felt a firm hand on her shoulder pushing her back down. She couldn’t see who it was due to tunnel vision. She turned her head to look at the mystery person. It was Xibalba, her father. He looked like he’d been crying but he had a relieved smile on his face. “It’s okay mija. It’s just me. Just relax. You’re safe now.” He said softly.
“Where is my son?” She croaked out, looking around. “Is he-”
“He’s alive, but just barely. It’s a miracle he survived. Your mother is with him in the surgery room.”
“Surgery room!?” Sartana shot up again and tried to get up but her legs felt numb.
“Relax. I’ll explain.” Xibalba pushed her gently back into the bed. “Whatever happened to you two, his lower leg bone was crushed beyond repair. They have to amputate it but when he’s older he’ll be able to have a prosthetic.” Sartana burst into tears. Xibalba sat on the bed next to her and held her hand. “These two young men found you on the sidewalk and drove you here. You were hurt pretty bad but you’re going to stay a few days here and be okay. One of them actually stayed to see if you were doing okay. I can get him when you’re doing better.” He wiped her eyes with a tissue. “You’re exhausted, mija. Get some sleep.”
“But my son-” Sartana protested.
“I’ll wake you up when they bring him back from surgery. I promise.” Xibalba kissed her forehead. “But he needs you to rest.” Sartana didn’t argue again and fell back asleep.
The next morning, if Sartana hadn’t woken up in the hospital room and without her baby bump, she would have assumed it was all a horrible dream. But she woke up in the hospital room. She looked around the room but didn’t see her son. She assumed the worst and closed her eyes, thinking of ways to kill herself. A nurse came in. “Oh, you’re awake. Don’t worry, your son is okay. He’s in the NICU recovering from surgery. They’re keeping an eye on him in there.” She explained. Sartana breathed a sigh of relief. The nurse took the breathing mask off her. “Your mother is with him. The police are here and want to ask you some questions on what happened. Then you have visitors to see you. Do you want breakfast?”
“Si por favor.” The young mother breathed. “Send the police in, please.”
Sartana filled in the police on all she’d gone through while eating her breakfast, which was surprisingly good for hospital food. She sat in her bed with her cup of coffee when she felt a presence at her door. She looked to the door and saw a tall, strong looking young man with a guitar strapped to his back and a tote bag in one hand. He looked disheveled, like he hadn’t slept in a while. But he still had a charming smile on his face. Sartana could feel her face heating up, but she wasn’t too keen on seeing a strange man so soon after she’d been assaulted. “Can I help you?” She asked in a low voice.
“I just wanted to make sure you were okay. My name’s Ernesto. Mi amigo and I were walking home from a party we were playing for and found you on the sidewalk.” He said in a smooth voice that sent Sartana’s ragged heart fluttering in her chest.
“Oh! You were the one who saved us? You stayed here this whole time?”
“Of course. I wanted to make sure you were okay. Well, actually that’s a lie. I stepped out only bring you some things.” He walked to her bedside and placed the tote bag on her bed. She looked inside and saw some assorted food items and a baby onesie.
“Thank you.” She whispered. “But why? Why would you do that for a stranger?”
“You needed help and you’re not going to be able to live on hospital food. I don’t know what you like so I just threw some basic stuff in there like soup and bread.”
“Well you got the red velvet cupcake right. It’s my favorite cake but I haven’t eaten it in a long time. Didn’t want to expose him to bad dyes.” Sartana said, referring to her son.
Ernesto looked at his watch and then back at her. “Listen, I have to head out but if it’s okay with you, I’ll come back later.” He took her hand and gently pressed a kiss to the top of it. “Adios... Oh I don’t know your name how rude.”
“Sartana. My name is Sartana.” She blushed lightly.
“I’ll see you later Sartana.” He kissed her hand again before leaving her.
Later that day, Sartana held her son. He was sleeping peacefully now and was doing well. “I think I’ll call him Malachai.” She said. The nurse wrote something down on the birth certificate but then had a horrified look come over her face.
“Lo siento señorita! I accidentally wrote it down as Machete! I’ll go get a new one!” The nurse was about to leave when Sartana stopped her.
“No. Machete has a nice ring to it. I think I like it better than Malachai. I’ll keep it.” She smiled and gently rocked to him. “A machete is a weapon, and my son has a fighting spirit. It’s perfect for him. Machete Ángel-Equihua.” She gently kissed her son’s forehead.
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