El Tigre/OC Crossover blabbering woohoo

I had a dream related to my OCs Laika and Jaime in El Tigre during my nap today. I love the idea of Laika and Frida being friends and Frida getting Laika into mischief and Jaime being a bad influence on Manny. Like Manny is the more wholesome of the two.

-Jaime: *is drawing stick figures with boobs* Manny: Whatcha drawing? Jaime: GAH!

-Frida and Laika up to shenanigans at night and Laika keeps falling asleep.

-Frida playing with leftover ink Laika shot.

-Frida throwing a hissy fit because Laika didn't invite her to see Gorillaz but then later breaking into the concert because of a supervillain fight and Manny has to save the band.

-Frida calling Laika a nerd for being good at school and Laika flipping Frida off only to later have to tutor Frida.

-Jaime showing Manny 2 Girls 1 Cup and scarring him.

-Laika asks about the video and they change the subject. Jaime would always get into trouble at Leone Middle School. “Yeah I beat up that ugly ass Bart Simpson looking kid. He made fun of Laika I had to.” At least once a day you hear in the hallways "Jaime Hildalgo-Alvarez" being shouted by the principal.

-Jaime is like “dude your grandpapi is literally like mine but less dirty and cussy and has a cool ass sombrero. I wish I had your dad, he’s so cool! My dad’s not in the picture and stepdad hates me.” “No he doesn’t!” “Yes he does. You haven’t met him.” “No he doesn’t! Isn’t it like illegal to hate your kids?” “I ain’t his fucking kid.” “Or step kids?”

They meet him and afterwards Manny looks at Jaime sadly while Jaime pouts angrily.

-Jaime would date Zoey Aves for a week not even and then dump her. “Frida’s right-she’s a whiny biiiitch. And definitely Black Cuervo.”

-Ainsley would be nicer to Laika and when she’s not around passive aggressive to the other three. When The Lab shit happens, they’re surprised but not surprised.

-Jaime loves Manny's house so much that he gives his mother and stepdad a hard time when he has to leave. After mouthing off to his stepdad he only stops when it makes Laika nervous.

-Jaime would talk to Manny Frida and Laika less after joining the soccer team because he goes through a phase of trying to be popular.

-Neri Laika Jaime Manny and Frida are all in the same resource classroom.

-Laika helping Manny's mom in the library.

-Jaime would be good friends with Django of the undead and Che but would not like The Golden Eagle Twins Chipotle Jr. Sergio or Zoey Aves.

-Zoey would be mean to Laika for no reason. Actually she would think Laika likes Manny romantically.

-Laika being diagnosed with autism and none of the crew are surprised. At all. Jaime's like "where's my diagnosis?!!"

-Laika coming out of the damn lab and the crew having a big group hug and crying.

-Ainsley would be more mean to the crew post events of The Lab.

-Kari Melba Soledad Ester and Frida would fuck shit uuuuup.

-Frida helping Laika with conversational Spanish.

-Frida having to put the police dogs in her parents' room because Laika's afraid.

-Kari Laika and Jaime helping save the day with their powers. Jaime has a harder time controlling them.

-Jaime loves messing around with Davi and telling him scary shit just to scare him.

-Jaime once calls Manny's mother hot and Manny smacks him upside the head.

-Laika and Neri go through a period of not seeing Manny and Frida in 9th grade due to not having classes together. Laika and her brothers are away for most of this summer at summer camp during that summer. They become friendlier in 10th grade.

-Laika tries to befriend Sophia. It does not go well.

-Frida and Manny are the first peer friend Laika comes out to. Frida blabs however and Manny has to keep Frida's mouth shut about it. Puts a rift in the squad dynamic.

-Kari calling Manny cute at a sleepover in front of Frida and getting the stink eye for it.

-Jaime and Kari singing Spoonman by Soundgarden at El Cucharon.

-Kari and Frida waking Laika and Manny up with guitars. Jaime jumping on the bed screaming at them to wake up.

-Frida's parents love Laika because they feel she is a good role model for their daughter.

-Laika would always be getting hurt or into trouble because of Frida. Part of the time she'd be getting her ass saved and the other part she'd save the day.

-Laika helps Frida get diagnosed with ADHD and accomodations.

-Jaime and Frida would stand up to assholes bullying Laika.

-Jaime convinces Manny and Frida to apologize to Sergio for being mean to him on his first day of school because Laika was bullied for being a Gorillaz fan in 6th and 7th grade and that story reminds him of that.

@atomsminecraft

Am I yalls headcanon plug now⁉️🤨🤨 /j

Cuddling with Lou♡

Headmaster Lou??? Cuddling????

Cover cocoon.

Blanket burrito.

Soft taco with people in it.

Fuck cuddling you're getting swaddled💀💀

Don't tell me this man doesn't sleep with the blankets up to his chin.

If yall cuddling y'all might as well be twins sharing the same womb

Absolutely ZERO space between yall

He'll like panic if you're not touching him

Will physically tuck you into the covers with him

Hes like like 'come to bed with me😣' and you turn arround to see this long lump of blankets with a face peeking out the top💀

He looks like a peice of festival(food) with a head💀💀

And you're like how tf do I even get in there???

And he just opens up one side like he's hatching out of his chrysalis like 'here'

And you just craw in and ge wras his arms around you then closes the covers like an air tight vacuum

It's surprising comfortable😃😃

Nice and snug like a baby

Snug as a big in a rug🥰

How were you blind to this way of sleeping for so many years????

Not only are you being snuggled by an albino Lou but you feel safe??????

Secure???

Hello?????

You're unable to sleep by yourself now.

"Come to bed with me Lou baby☺️☺️" "Wtf it's the middle of the day😟"

He just looks like he likes being swaddled like a baby.

Spanish/Mexican words Americans use 🌮 [True or False] pt. 2

Created by joybucket

You like to eat chips with salsa. You like to drink tequila. 🍸 You like vanilla ice cream. 🍨 You’ve used the word “nada.” Someone has asked you a question, and you answered, “Si.” You can remember eating lunch in the cafeteria in high school. You like the word “bonanza.” You’ve told someone to “get over here pronto!” You’ve used Suave soap or shampoo. 🧴 🧼 You’re pretty tech savvy. You like chili. You like to eat at Chipotle. You like chips and guacamole. You like avocado toast. You’ve heard a coyote howl at the moon. 🌕 You like ranch dressing on salads. 🥗 You know how to count to ten in Spanish. You’ve drank a margarita. 🍹 You like the song “Señorita” by Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes. 💃 Someone has called you “señorita.” You enjoy eating breakfast burritos. You’ve played the maracas in church. You’re currently sitting on a patio. You’re an Albino. You like to joke about being an Albino, because you’re so pale. You’ve worn a poncho to school. You don’t know the difference between the word “siesta” and the word “fiesta.” You like the name Francesca. You have a lot of gusto. [gusto=the enjoyment or enthusiastic and vigorous appreciation"] You’ve said, “Hasta la vista, baby!” You’ve sang “Feliz Navidad.” 🎄 You’ve thanked someone by saying, “Gracias!” ☺️ You used to watch The Brothers Garcia. You’ve greeted someone by saying, “Hola!” 👋 You used to watch Dora the Explorer. 🎒 You’ve met a little girl that looked just like Dora. You’re thankful for your amigas and amigos. You’ve used Adobe Photoshop on your computer. You’ve owned a Windows Vista computer. You’ve been to Puerto Rico. 🇵🇷 You’ve met someone from Puerto Rico. 🇵🇷 You’ve been to Guatemala. 🇬🇹 You know someone who has been to Guatemala. 🇬🇹 You like llamas. 🦙 You’ve met someone from Brazil. 🇧🇷 You’ve been to Peru. 🇵🇪 You know someone who has been to Peru. 🇵🇪 You’ve raised llamas on a farm. 🦙 You know someone who has raised llamas. 🦙 You like quesadillas. You’ve made your own quesadillas. You like chihuahuas. 🐕 You’ve owned a chihuahua. 🐕 You like to eat at Taco Bell. 🔔 You like the Caramel Apple Empanada from Taco Bell. 🥟 You like the name Azteca. You’ve played the tambourine. You’re a fan of Selena Gomez. You like the name Briza.

483 of 2023

Spanish/Mexican words Americans use 🌮 [True or False] pt. 2

Created by joybucket

You like to eat chips with salsa. You like to drink tequila. 🍸 You like vanilla ice cream. 🍨 You've used the word "nada." Someone has asked you a question, and you answered, "Si." You can remember eating lunch in the cafeteria in high school. You like the word "bonanza." You've told someone to "get over here pronto!" You've used Suave soap or shampoo. 🧴 🧼 You're pretty tech savvy. You like chili. You like to eat at Chipotle. You like chips and guacamole. You like avocado toast. You've heard a coyote howl at the moon. 🌕 You like ranch dressing on salads. 🥗 You know how to count to ten in Spanish. You've drank a margarita. 🍹 You like the song "Señorita" by Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes. 💃 Someone has called you "señorita." You enjoy eating breakfast burritos. You've played the maracas in church. You're currently sitting on a patio. You're an Albino. You like to joke about being an Albino, because you're so pale. You've worn a poncho to school. You don't know the difference between the word "siesta" and the word "fiesta." You like the name Francesca. You have a lot of gusto. [gusto=the enjoyment or enthusiastic and vigorous appreciation"] You've said, "Hasta la vista, baby!" You've sang "Feliz Navidad." 🎄 You've thanked someone by saying, "Gracias!" ☺️ You used to watch The Brothers Garcia. You've greeted someone by saying, "Hola!" 👋 You used to watch Dora the Explorer. 🎒 You've met a little girl that looked just like Dora. You're thankful for your amigas and amigos. You've used Adobe Photoshop on your computer. You've owned a Windows Vista computer. You've been to Puerto Rico. 🇵🇷 You've met someone from Puerto Rico. 🇵🇷 You've been to Guatemala. 🇬🇹 You know someone who has been to Guatemala. 🇬🇹 You like llamas. 🦙 You've met someone from Brazil. 🇧🇷 You've been to Peru. 🇵🇪 You know someone who has been to Peru. 🇵🇪 You've raised llamas on a farm. 🦙 You know someone who has raised llamas. 🦙 You like quesadillas. You've made your own quesadillas. You like chihuahuas. 🐕 You've owned a chihuahua. 🐕 You like to eat at Taco Bell. 🔔 You like the Caramel Apple Empanada from Taco Bell. 🥟 You like the name Azteca. You've played the tambourine. You're a fan of Selena Gomez. You like the name Briza. You enjoyed this survey.

curse of the albino burrito

hark! my incredulous burrito senses detect a distinct cry for help!

ALBINO BURRITO

ALBINO BURRITO

HES SO COOL AND AWESOOMMMMEEEE

🎷🌯🐶 (saxophone burrito dog) 🐁💉💀 (albino mouse needle skull)

A pug mixed with a burrito who plays the saxophone

And a albino mouse nurse who unfortunately scares his patients with his fashion choices

Hope you like em 😊

Sorry they took so long to get to you, school beens busy for me

I appreciate your patience ❤️

(And more on the way for other requests!)

Davi. Is. Precious.

Davi Roccoco/Albino Burrito © Jorge R. Gutierrez & Nickelodeon

Emotional about Pete White on main today

Bumpy Road

Corpse Husband x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Swearing, Mentions of Depression and Relationship struggles as well as Health Problems

Genre: Mild Angst, Romance, RPF (Real Person Fic)

Summary: On a live podcast discussing his rise to fame and how its affected his personal life, Corpse stumbles over the topic of his romantic relationships, more specifically his relationship with Y/N.

Requested by Anon. Hello dear! Thank you so much for your wonderful request and so sorry you’ve had to wait for it to be posted so long. However, here it finally is and I hope you come across it and read it an if you do I hope you enjoy it! Love, Vy ❤

“Right, ok we’re officially live!“ Exclaims Anthony as he waves to one of the cameras - the one turned to him - and leans closer to the mic placed on the table in front of him. “Hello everyone, thanks for tuning in today. I’m here with the internet sensation and mystery known as Corpse Husband.“ He turns away from the camera to look across the table at his guest, “Corpse, I hope you know how much effort is being put into editing that sticker over your face for the duration of this whole podcast.“

Corpse, whose face is hidden by a sticker of his avatar, chuckles, “So you’re insinuating that I should probably not move so much.”

“Exactly.“ Anthony laughs, “My guy would be very grateful for that curtesy. Yeah, I have an actual person who I assigned to move around the sticker so there goes an extra paycheck.“

“In that case I promise to give you worthy content. A lot of never previously heard scoop.“ Corpse says, mocking the very words he uses, laughing about them afterwards, “Ask away, man.“

Anthony briefly looks down at a printed sheet of paper before pushing it to the side with a slight furrow of his brows, “You know, these are all cookie-cutter questions you’ve probably been asked many times before. So, I think it’s for the best I ask you something no one has had you talk about. Or something I hope no one has had you talk about yet. If you feel uncomfortable with any question just say so and we’ll skip it right away.“

The sticker moves up and down to mask Corpse’s face as he nods, “Got it.”

“Ok um...“ Anthony falls in thought for a moment, thinking of a question, “The first thing off the top of my head, um, what part of the dark side of fame have you had the displeasure of experiencing?“

Corpse lets out a laugh dangerously close to a scoff, “Almost all if not totally all of it really. There’s such a big chunk of privacy being taken away from you on social media. I got to that point where I felt so naked and seen I felt I was losing myself as my fandom grew. I know it’s many YouTubers’ dream to blow up and have a ton of fans and followers but I never wanted that. Don’t get me wrong, I love each and every one of my fans, I just never expected to accumulate so many of them. I’m such a private person, it was so anxiety inducing in the beginning but I sort of learned how to cope with it, you know? Sometimes, in order to stop people from reaching into my real privacy, I created a fake one that I’d feed into and let them enjoy.”

Anthony’s eyebrows shoot up in surprise, “Wow, how do we know what’s real about you anymore, huh?” It was said more as a joke but he truly meant it. If a person can fake a whole reality for people not to touch into their real one, Lord knows what else they can do.

Corpse huffs, “I’ll give you a hint: If it seems pretty, pink, peach and perfect it’s fake.“ The sticker may be hiding his face from the viewers but it’s most definitely not doing anything to shield the change in expression that occurs on his face from Anthony who’s sitting right across from him and notices the shift right away but before he could question it, Corpse prods on, “Y/N, my partner, can tell you just as much. They know better than anyone what’s the difference between what people know and what the reality is. They know that our relationship isn’t the sunny skies we put on display for our fans. I have my mental and physical health issues, my trust issues and paranoia play a big role in the ‘rains’ in our day-to-day life but they understand it’s all a part of me and a part I can’t control. It actually controls me sometimes and it’s so fucking annoying. But they understand. And while we pretend it’s perfect even though it isn’t, we find our happiness wherever and whenever we can. When it rains so often, you might as well look for a little hint of sunlight. That sunlight can create a rainbow after all. Believe me when I say, that rainbow is the most beautiful thing, makes you forget about the storm that just took place or might even be still raging all around.“ He sighs, preparing to bring his outpour of honesty to a close, “It may be a bumpy road 98% of the time even though on social media we pretend it’s the complete opposite, but that 2% of honest happiness we get from the tiniest of things are more meaningful than I could describe to you with words.“

And he’s more than right, words are often not enough. But the ones he used to describe what he just did were perfectly enough to bring one particular viewer to tears. That particular viewer who knows exactly what he was talking about. Because they are his other half and they’re going through it the same as he is. They’ve gone down that bumpy road side by side with him, ignoring the pain and turmoil while focusing their gaze on the rainbow above. That analogy was theirs from the very start after all. They both knew Y/N is the better one at finding the deeper meaning in everything even when there was nothing to be found.

They always found something. And Corpse will always cherish that trait as one of their best - always finding something to keep them both afloat.

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El Tigre Episode Ideas

1. The Cactus Kid wants to become  Señor Siniestro’s sidekick so he can learn how to be a more threatening supervillain. Siniestro at first says no, being in the middle of a plan to steal a priceless platinum horse statue. However, Siniestro eventually agrees to take the Cactus Kid on as his apprentice so he can use him as bait to set off all of the deadly traps guarding the statue.

2. A big budget action movie starts filming in Miracle City and Manny gets cast as the lead role after the eccentric director sees him fighting crime with his El Tigre powers. Unfortunately, Señor Siniestro gets cast as the movie’s villain and uses it as an opportunity to destroy El Tigre for real

3. Dr. Chipotle Jr.’s guacamole monster accidentally drinks an intelligence elixir that Jr. was stealing for himself. The monster gains the ability to speak, quite eloquently, and uses his newfound intelligence to make astute psychological observations about his master’s anger issue as well as Manny’s dysfunctional family. The monster then, strangely enough becomes the most accredited family psychologist in Miracle City.

4. Davi (aka the Albino Burrito) starts an investigation of the school when he discovers that on of the students is secretly a supervillain, still not knowing who it is or about Jr., Sergio, and Zoe’s secret identities. The three of them come up with a plan to have Jr. and Sergio throw Davi off their scent by pretending to help with the investigation, while really destroying all the obvious evidence they left in the school of their supervillain identities. (Ex: Jr.’s leftover evil experiment in the chemistry lab, Sergio’s killer robot blueprints still in his locker). While they do that, Zoe makes sure that Manny and Frida don’t find out about the investigation in case they’re actually smart enough to figure it out.

Keep reading for endings 

1. El Tigre, feeling bad for the Cactus Kid being used, secretly helps him steal the statue. Unfortunately, while doing this Tigre ends up taking the painful results of all the traps the Cactus Kid keeps setting off

2. Siniestro turns out to not only be a terrible actor, but has such bad stage fright that he completely freezes whenever the camera’s on him. Tigre uses this to his advantage during they’re epic fight scene where Siniestro goes off script and actually tries to destroy him. With Frida’s help working the camera Tigre makes it so Siniestro freezes up at the last moment of their fight, resulting in Manny winning. 

3. After Tigre defeats Chipotle and the monster goes back to its normal, stupid self it is revealed that the reason the monster wanted to be a family psychologist is because he sees the Chipotles as family, calling Jr. “Dada” and giving him a bone-crushing hug. (Super sweet ending)

4. After spending the entire day hiding things from Davi, thinking they were in the clear Jr. and Sergio accidentally let it slip that they are supervillains just as Manny and Frida walk by. Realizing they messed up Jr. and Sergio go to Zoe to ask for her help. The next day, right before Manny can out Jr. and Sergio for being supervillains the school is attacked by another Dr. Chipotle Jr. and Siniestro, who end up taking their alter egos captive. After, Tigre saves Jr. and Sergio from the villains he apologizes for thinking the two of them were secretly evil. Later, its reveled that Jr. and Sergio did exactly what Zoe did when her identity was discovered (episode: The Cuervo Project). They had themselves be attacked by fake versions of their villain selves. (A guacamole clone of Chipotle and a robot Sergio). 

ok here are mine:

everytime macaroni is made, a sign has to be put up in the kitchen that says 'dave do not enter' because once he smells macaroni he will come in and refrence that one vine. everyone does this except roxy, only because it makes bee laugh.

rose has knitted everyone sweaters, and somehow they all look like they have pngs on them. thats how good she knits.

roxy teaches dirk how to be a cook, and it turns out dirk is an amazing cook with anything to do with noodles or tacos/burritos.

rose and dave both eat bare mozzerella balls straight from the little thing they come in. they do it together sometimes as they talk about their days.

rose also knits pride flags for the gang, and roxy pitches in on helping by organizing the colors correctly. since all of them [except dave for the most part] are kind of sensetive to bright colors, most of the time they're really soft and pretty colors, and rose ended up making them for the entire group when june rolls around

all of them are neurodivergent proof just believe me buddy

[also me (handshake) you: headcanoning dave as albino]

so true

also does this imply that dave started watching vine compilations because he found them funny. since vines didnt exist on earth A

Test your grunge knowledge

Optional Task 192 - April 22, 2021

 1.) Which Nirvana member went on to be the lead singer of the band Foo Fighters? A.) Chad Channing B.) Dave Grohl C.) Kurt Cobain 2.) Which one of these musicians did not appear in the 1992 movie "Singles?" A.) Kurt Cobain B.) Eddie Vedder C.) Chris Cornell 3.) Which album did Hole, fronted by Kurt Cobain's wife, Courtney Love, release in 1994? A.) "Emotions" B.) "Crash! Boom! Bang" C.) "Live Through This" 4.) Who is the lead vocalist for Soundgarden? A.) Jerry Cantrell B.) Chris Cornell C.) Layne Staley 5.) Which band fought a public battle with Ticketmaster over ticket fees, leading to a Justice Department investigation? A.) Soundgarden B.) Nirvana C.) Pearl Jam 6.) Which one of these is a song by Soundgarden? A.) "I'm Too Sexy" B.) "Enter Sandman" C.) "Black Hole Sun" 7.) Which one of these is not a lyric in Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit?" A.) My burrito B.) A mosquito C.) An albino 8.) Which Pearl Jam album went 13 times platinum to make it the biggest seller of the grunge groups? A.) "Vitalogy" B.) "Ten" C.) "Vs." 9.) Who was the credited drummer on Nirvana's first album "Bleach?" A.) Chad Channing B.) Dave Grohl C.) Pat Smear 10.) Which Washington city rejected a proposal to name a bridge after Kurt Cobain? A.) Anacortes B.) Aberdeen C.) Port Angeles

Idk if you do imagines but if you do maybe some characters reacting to their teen’s first break up? (Definitely not using this to cope with a break up 🤪)

💕☺️your secret is safe with me lol☺️💕

America

“Hey, n/n?” You heard your fathers voice from the other side of the door. A soft knock came after and the door slowly creaked open.

You didn’t bother getting out of your blanket burrito.

“Come on kiddo. Let me see that pretty face.” He sat down on the edge of the bed and softly pulled the blankets away from your form. “Oh, yikes.” He cringed jokingly as he saw your matted hair and bright red, blotched face.

“Not helping.” You groaned pulling the blankets back over your head.

You heard a deep sigh and the bed dipped down even more signaling he was laying beside you.

“You know I never liked that kid.” He stated firmly.

“Yes you did! You went fishing and worked on cars together!” You sobbed, pulling the blankets tighter around you.

“I know, but he broke my kiddos heart, so now he is dead to me. He’s a good kid, but an idiot. Which I can relate too. And let me tell you, he will regret letting you go, it may not be now, but he will.” He soothed. He pulled the blankets away from you once more, only to place a soft kiss on your forehead. “Now, I bought some of your favorite ice cream and am making f/d tonight. So when you are ready come downstairs.” He smiled, tucking you back into your blanket burrito.

Canada

“I’m sorry maple. He’s young, stupid and doesn’t know what he wants in life.” Your father soothed placing yet another pancake on your plate.

“I know but I thought he loved me.” You whined, shoveling another spoonful into your mouth.

“He did maple, and that’s probably what scared him off. He just didn’t want to settle down, I mean you are both so young and the thought of not being able to live the life you want scares you. Some just choose to handel it different.”

“I know your right.” You mumbled. “Can you pass the Nutella?” You asked. He nodded and slid the jar to you. “Hey, does this mean I can date Gilbert?” You asked.

Your father spat out the coffee he was drinking and looked at you with wide eyes.

“What?” He asked, swallowing harshly.

“You said it yourself in need someone older and he’s very old. His may act like an idiot but we all know how smart he actually is! And we know he would never hurt me! Like remember that time when I was walking around town and this guy wouldn’t leave me alone and Gilbert totally knocked him out and escorted me for the rest of the day.” You stared. You may have had a small crush on the albino since like forever.

“Ummm why don’t we wait for you to feel better, before considering another boyfriend.”

Romano

“Does this fucker not know who your father is? He’s an idiot.” Romano roared, he grabbed his phone out of his pocket and quickly started to dial a few numbers.

“No!” You shouted, lunging at your father and yanking the phone out of his hands.

“What- hey. Bella, give it back.”

“No!” You yelled, hiding the phone behind your back. “I may slightly hate him at the moment but I don’t want him hurt!”

“Ugh.” He groaned, falling back onto the sofa you had in your room. “Who said I was going to hurt him! I was just going to pushing him around a little- verbally.” He smirked.

“Papa, please!” You begged.

“Fine!!! Fine!! I won’t hurt him- unless you say so! Or he does another stupid thing, which giving his present history, is very likely.” Your father agreed getting up and off the couch. Walking over to you he placed a gentle kiss on your forehead before snatching the phone away from you. “Now what do you want for dinner?” He asked smiling at you softly.

number 22 for the gay ask thing! ily💛

Thx for this!! ILY!!!🖤

22- make an acrostic poem out of a label you use (sexuality, gender, pronouns, etc)(sorry I am so not creative so this sucks)

L - lesbean🖤

E - Emily Prentiss

S - strawberries

B - burrito

I - iguana

A - albino

N - no🖤

How would Michael, Brahms, Jason and Billy feel about albino s/o with very bad eyesight? By bad, I mean very reduced visual acuity, light sensitivity, and having to use a lot of aids to be able to walk, read etc.

A/n: Absolutely sweetheart! I don’t write for Billy, unfortunately, so I just wrote the others and peacefully ignored the last one. I’m sorry it took me so long to think of what to write for these headcanons. I’m not entirely educated about everything about albinos, so some of this may be inaccurate.

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Michael

His first impression of you is something between the lines of curious and amazed. He’s never seen anyone so… white before. You weren’t just pale-skinned, you were almost a ghostly white. And everything else, your hair, your eyelashes, everything except for your eyes was ivory. You appear almost angelic to him, and if you were to say you were an angel he might believe you.

Your appearance is probably what decreases your chances of being killed, not because you are beautiful, he prefers to kill young and beautiful women remember? It will be because you are different, and Michael is naturally attracted to that. He’s a slave to his own curiosity and therefore won’t have it in him to harm you until he’s grown bored of you.

He never does.

You have a hard time walking at times, and often ask Michael to help you around, he is… surprisingly never bothered by your dependence. And since your sight is god awful, he needs to keep an eye on you whenever he can.  You’re pretty good with using your sense of touch and making out flurry shapes and colors, but you inevitably have a few accidents and occasional fights with walls.

He heard you cursing at the kitchen wall once after stubbing your toe, “Why the fuck is there a goddamn wall there?! Stupid useless drywall! Why do we need walls anyways?!”

Michael stands stiffly in the entryway to the kitchen, having heard your yelp and hiss of pain from the living room. If there were any way of telling if Michael was anywhere close to possibly straining from laughing, you somehow picked it up.

“What’re you lookin’ at!? Can’t you see I’ve just been assaulted by this wall?”

Michael is amused by your persistence to read despite your difficulty doing so, he’s never found much value in reading, but he sees that it’s important to you… so… he attempts to help. He won’t read to you, don’t expect him to, because he just won’t.

Michael really likes your eyes, even though they cause you so much frustration, he just can’t help but appreciate them. It allows you to depend on him, and Michael will never admit it, but he likes feeling like he’s needed.

Brahms

He really likes the way you look, like he’s convinced you’re some sort of goddess or angel from heaven that he’s been blessed to love and care for. You hesitantly debunk his assumption and try to explain that being an albino has a lot of shortcomings, like bat-worthy sight, trouble walking and reading and such.

Brahms is particularly upset that you can’t always read to him, but he quickly warms up to the idea of reading to the both of you since you seem to love literature as much as he does. You read everything together. You just curl up on the sofa in front of the fireplace with a full pot of herbal tea to drink for a morning of fuzzy blanket burrito cuddles, old-timey fairy tales, and hot tea with your boy.

Brahms may complain about having to help you walk sometimes but normally keeps his mouth shut. He really does want to make sure you are alright and that you don’t hurt yourself, he’s just like a spoiled kid with chores, sometimes he just doesn’t want to do ‘em.

“Brahms? You wouldn’t want me to fall would you?” You ask with a small, innocent voice and glossy eyes. And the (fake) hurt he see’s in them tugs at his heartstrings. He feels guilty almost immediately, of course, he doesn’t want you to fall!

“… No.” Brahms mutters and tucks his porcelain face into the crook of your neck apologetically, like a puppy who knows that they’ve just torn up a rug. He helps you along to the living room to give your wobbly legs a rest, he’s sucking up to you for the rest of the evening.

He finds your light ivory appearance almost a bit doll-like, especially your face. And this later leads Brahms to pick up the pet-name ‘Doll’, and it’s honestly the purest thing whenever he uses it in an otherwise casual conversation. You can be talking about the forecast and he’ll just suddenly notice how cute you look and stroke the side of your face with his fingers, whispering his pet name to you followed up by a compliment.

For Brahms’s limited experience with women, and flirting in general, he sure knows how to make you feel special. He’s called you “angel”, “Bunny”, and “Snow Bunny” quite often as well, since it always seems to make you smile. He experimentally called you “Angel Dust” before and you had to break the news to him that it was also the name of a drug and that he should scrap that one.

“What’s drugs, Y/N?”

“Nothing you need to worry about, Darling.”

Jason

He’s fascinated with you, almost entranced when you first ‘met’. Did stalking you for several days trying to muster up the courage to either kill or approach you count? Everything about you is just so incredibly… pure to him. Your skin is the whitest he’s ever seen, especially in an area where summers got pretty hot. Your hair and eyelashes were colorless as well, the only kind of contrast was your eyes.  You remind him of bunnies that acquire snowy white fur during the winter months, except you never changed your ‘fur’.

Jason’s fixation with your albinism doesn’t falter even after long months of experiencing the closest thing to love he’s felt since he was with his mother. And the fact that you and him contrast like light and dark makes him feel some sort of way, you’re so small, so light, and unmarked. And Jason is well… Jason. He’s big, much bigger than you, he’s deformed, he’s a mixture of mottled greyish blue flesh and the smallest spots where you can see bone.

For a long time, Jason is afraid to touch you. He’s afraid that he’ll taint your angelic purity, and he will constantly doubt that he actually deserves someone as beautiful and kind as you.

That doesn’t mean he’s going to turn down your advances, he may be reluctant to initiate and return your affection, but he will absolutely let you do anything to him without protest. Want to give his masked cheek a quick kiss before he goes on patrol? Go for it. If you’re lucky, you might even get a mask boop.

Your poor eyesight can make Jason view everything as a potential hazard, and will probably not stray too far from you when he isn’t out hunting or visiting his mother’s grave. He’s a bit shy to introduce you to Pamela, but he’s much happier to take you along to see her after you eventually do, it’s so sweet. You have a cane to help you walk when you need it, but Jason still likes to carry you, piggyback you around or simply lead you around regardless of it being unnecessary.

You’re not a morning person in the slightest, your light sensitivity makes it hard for you to stand a whole lot of light in your face. You keep your curtains closed at all times and only come out when the sky starts to dim, much to Jason’s dismay. He’s paranoid okay?

Your eyes strain to skim over the much-too-tiny font of the book you were attempting to read, your face is practically centimeters away from the page and it’s still blurry. You feel a gentle tap on your shoulder and look over the back of the couch to see Jason standing there, your glasses in his outstretched hand.

“You found them!” You smile at him, and gingerly pluck your glasses from his large palm sliding them onto your face where they belong. You had somehow misplaced them, and no matter how long you looked this morning, you couldn’t remember where you’d last put them down. You gave up hours ago, but Jason must’ve found them in a place you didn’t think to look. “Thank you, honey.”

His good eye is smiling and you know he is behind his fiberglass mask too. You pat the cushion next to you and Jason eagerly sits down next to you. You spent the entire evening reading to him until you’d fallen asleep.

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There may be a day when my headcanons have consistent lengths for each character, but it is not this day…