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Menu for the upcoming Requiem cafe x the owl house collab!
Source: @requiemcoffee on instagram
#dunno why the quality is so fucked sorry#i cant go personally but the even tickets sold out as soon as they went up so clearly plenty of people are#can't wait to see what the inside of the cafe looks like in photos#toh#the owl house#requiem cafe
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Hiii!! Could you write an angst/fluff eddie fic based on a bad habit of mine? 😬 I have this habit of using things like using the bathroom or eating as a reward for finishing a task 🥴 I won’t use the bathroom even if I have to go bad until I finish an assignment or something. I’d love to know how he would react to reader doing that 🫶
this is such an adorable thought. i wish i could’ve done this better but i have a shit ton of work to do so i had to smash this out in 10 minutes 😭 so sorry for the lack of quality here but hope it’s up to standard ❤️
you’re scribbling away at your desk, filling out an important stack of sheets for mr. higgins to review tomorrow. your wrist aches from writing and your stomach is growling at you for not feeding it.
you look over at your alarm clock on your bedside table. 1 PM. shit. you haven’t eaten anything since yesterday night’s dinner. you look back at the incomplete papers miserably and continue jotting.
“hey, sweets!” eddie bursts through your bedroom door. he flashes you a smile and stands in front of you, rocking excitedly back and forth on his feet, hiding something behind his back.
you giggle at him, “what have u got hidden back there?”
“well, y’know that vinyl at camelot that you were obsessing about?”
“appetite for destruction?” you ask, “yeah, i remember. why?”
he pulls the shiny new vinyl from behind him, waving it in both hands, “i brought it!”
“eddie! i told you not to!” you laugh as he hands it over, “it was expensive!”
“hm, well i may or may not have done a massive deal with one of the tiger’s basketball players and earned a fuck-ton of cash,” he smiles, “so how ‘bout we get up and dance…” he wiggles his brows, “and relax for a bit, yeah?” he holds out his hands to lift u up from the seat at your desk.
“yeah, that sounds good,” you wave his hands away, “but i’ve gotta get this done. maybe later, ‘kay?”
“later?” he frowns, “you’ve never said later to music before, babe. what’s up? have you miraculously decided that music isn’t good enough for you anymore?” he crosses his arms.
“no, music is life, and as much as i love the idea of jamming out, i have to get this done. shoo, shoo,” you wave a hand at him, but of course he doesn’t plan on going anywhere.
“what are you doing that so important, huh?” he questions, leaning over your shoulder to take a look at the important work in question. “wait, wait, wait,” he says confused, “weren’t you doing this this morning, like, before i left?”
you nod timidly, and his mouth opens to protest, but you speak quickly, “yes, but it’s really important! it needs to be done, eds!”
“okay! okay!” he puts his hands up, mock surrendering, “well have you taken a break since you started?”
“uh…” you hesitate.
“have you eaten?” he asks, concerned. you don’t say anything. “right, that’s it,” he claps his hands together and hauls you up from your seat, “i’m going to make you a signature gourmet eddie munson special. extra special for an extra special lady, yeah?” he smiles as he drags you down the hallway to the living area.
“now sit,” he says, promptly pushing your shoulders down so you sit on the springy sofa in front of the tv. he turns it on. “watch,” he points to the tv, “relax,” he pulls your feet up to rest on the coffee table, “got it?”
you nod, closing your eyes and lolling your head back on the couch, finally relaxing. “mhmm… i can’t feel my butt.”
“probably because you’ve been sitting on that same fucking chair all day,” he chuckles from the kitchen. you can hear food bubbling.
after a couple minutes he comes back with a bowl, setting it down beside your feet, “there ya go, babe.”
you pick it up and giggle, “is your ‘signature gourmet eddie munson special’ really spaghetti?”
“ah, ah, ah,” he tuts, “canned spaghetti,” he says, as if it makes it even more special.
you’re about to eat it before you stop the forkful of spaghetti from entering your mouth. “hang on. since when did we have canned spaghetti?”
“dunno,” he shrugs, “found it at the back of the cupboard.”
“at the back of the cupboard?” you repeat, “pass me the can.” he gives you a confused look before darting to the kitchen to grab the empty can from the counter.
he passes it to you and you read it aloud, “use by the fifteenth of april, 1984… eddie your supposedly ‘gourmet food’ is expired by three years.”
#eddie munson#eddie munson fanfic#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson imagine#eddie munson fluff#eddie munson x fem!reader#eddie munson x y/n#eddie munson smut#eddie munson x you#eddie munson blurb
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Hey There Delilah Incorrect Quotes.
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Jey: If we’re in trouble, just throw Cody at the problem, and hope for the best.
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Seth: *slams books down in front of Cody*
Seth: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Cody: You could of said literally anything else.
Seth: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Cody: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
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Seth: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.
Seth: One... two... three.
Cody: ...
Seth: ...
Seth: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
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Cody: Okay, looking good. Okay, ciders mulling, turkey’s turking, yams are yamming … What?
Mira: I don’t know. It’s just not the same without Randy in the kitchen.
Cody: All right, that’s it. Just get out of my way and stop annoying me.
Mira: That’s closer.
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Seth, playing a video game: This game is so frustrating! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!
Randy: Ok, I think it’s time to turn off the game for a little while.
Seth: But I’m having fun!
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*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy*
Seth: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?
Mira: No, Seth. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.
Seth: No, that’s not part of it—
Mira: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?
Jey: I would want to live with no legs.
Mira: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Jey. You don’t do anything.
Seth: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him.
Mira: *pumps frantically*
Seth: Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.
Mira: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Cody: How’s that gonna help you?
Mira: I will divide and then count to it.
Cody: Right.
Seth: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?
Mira: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.
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Cody: Does everyone know their job for today?
Delilah: Water the flowers.
Seth: Vacuum the carpet.
Mira: Wash the dishes.
Randy: Pretend to be a wolverine.
Cody: Close enough.
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Delilah, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?
Cody: …
Cody: What’s in the box?
Delilah: What woul-
Cody: Delilah, what’s in the box?
Delilah: I think you know.
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Mira: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
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Seth: What do you want for breakfast, Randy?
Randy: Gay Cheerios.
Seth: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!
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Rhea: ARE YOU-
Jey: Fucking.
Rhea: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Jey: Fucking.
Rhea: IDIOT!
Cody: …What was that?
Jey: Delilah banned Rhea from swearing, so I’m helping them out.
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Randy: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Cody: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
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Cody: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Delilah: Okay.
Cody: And make out during the scary parts.
Delilah: Th-
Delilah: The scary parts.
Delilah: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Delilah: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.
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Randy: You guys worried about Mira?
Becky: Totally!
Cody: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Randy: And what'd you say?
Cody: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Becky:
Randy: They're lucky to have you as a friend.
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Randy: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.
Mira: Thanks, Randy!
Randy: It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.
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Delilah: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.
Mira: …I was hungry.
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Okay, here we go. It's time to give a new game a go. I've had a lot of people pushing for this one so I'm excited.
I realize those are supposed to be rays of light shining off of whatever the thing is - a star, presumably - but it honestly looks like it's shooting at me. Should I be concerned?
I bet it tastes like lemon. It looks lemon-flavored to me. Though that might just be the black-and-white color scheme.
Hey. Uh. Pro tip, don't stand directly over someone's face when you're wearing a dress. There are better angles you can approach from.
Fortunately for you, I am a, uh... I am a....
...
You know what, I just woke up and I do not have sufficient information at this time to describe myself as "gentleman", "lady", or "person of esteemed character". I will get back to you when I have gathered more information as to my personal gender situation.
Yeah, sorry, I'm coming down from a wild trip. The kind where you can't be 100% sure if the things you just did caused the hallucinations or were part of the hallucinations. I think I actually saw the curvature of time.
It's a serrated crescent. I don't know what to do with that information. But I have it now.
Thank you, I feel like I will be able to hold more coherent conversations when I am more fully awake. And possibly caffeinated. If that is a thing we have.
FUCKING OW
I'M AWAKE
Ugh, that's like rolling over in just the wrong way so that your whole leg cramps up and then you have to throw yourself out of bed and walk on it to make the unbelievably agonizing pain go away. I GUESS I'M DONE BEING ASLEEP NOW.
There we go, information gathered. I have consulted the pocket notes I wrote to explain my gender to me and arrived at a conclusive answer: Masc-leaning non-binary.
Now that this mystery has been settled, I'm ready to face the day.
Well, the maybe/maybe-not hallucinations were fantastic but then it ended in violent agony so I'm gonna say that balances out to a 5.
You are alarmingly invested in my naptime quality. Are you trying to hint that you want me to go away for a couple more hours?
I dunno; I kinda just ruined my appetite for bedtime and I don't want to be that one person in the group who keeps trying to talk for hours and keeps everyone else awake.
Plus we're supposed to go fight the big bad evil guy in the morning and that might not be an appointment that we can show up to sleep-deprived. He might take offense.
Then again, we might be able to intimidate him with our cavalier attitudes and complete lack of regard for the severity of this situation.
OH NO
I didn't mean no! I just meant... we should really consider all the factors first!
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I might be history's greatest monster.
...ugggggggh how did this become my problem.
Why does Odile get to be a Madame? I want to be a Madame. Super unfair that she gets the cool title and I'm just... uh....
SIFFRIN. I'm just Siffrin. Unfair.
If we're all staying in the same place then what's even the point of calling it a sleepo-- I MEAN I AM DOWN AND VERY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT YOUR SLEEPOVER IDEA YES THIS IS A WONDERFUL PLAN.
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*quietly shuffles pocket notes back into pocket*
My memory is fine. Perfectly adequate.
OH THANK YOU I wanted one but I was too machismo to ask. You're always looking out for me, Mar... Merma....
Mirabelle! You're always looking out for me, Mirabelle. I appreciate it. ^_^
Now then. We have a fulfilling day ahead of us! Time to carry out the task I was assigned wander aimlessly around the village pokin' stuff.
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Tyler Durden x Postal 2 Dude
Donuts (Part 1)
Yes I know this is super cringe & random. I’m sorry. I love crossing over different fandoms I’m into soooo yeah. This takes place during the time Tyler leaves the narrator and uhmmm I dunno, just be nice to me please 😭 Sorry for any mistakes and whatnot.
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Time goes by fast when you’re having fun. Well, as much fun as you can have in the small chaotic town known as Paradise, Arizona. The plan had been to keep moving around from town to town, state to state but a certain chance incident happened that put that plan on halt for the time being.
And as Tyler laid there finishing what was left of his ‘post coital’ cigarette, on a mattress that desperately needed to be replaced, he felt the one who put a pause on his plans, move from under the sheets as they laid on top of him. Glancing down, he couldn’t help the smirk that tugged at his lips when he was met with the scowling ginger who was peaking only their head out and squinting their stupidly bright green eyes.
“Ya finally done hiding in your cocoon there sweetheart?” He teased as he plucked the cig out from between his lips before blowing a small puff of smoke right into the other mans face. It barely affected him besides the groan he let out as he lazy fanned the smoke away. “Dickhead.” Was all he muttered before resting his chin back down on Tylers bare chest.
Tylers boy-ish smirk melted into more of a genuine smile as he stared into the others eyes. It really was genuinely insane how vivid of a green shade the mans eyes were to Tyler. Out of all the men and women he has messed around with, none had such captivating eyes and not even in a romantic sense. This guys eyes just had this interesting quality to them where they looked just like gas station puddles when the light hits them a certain way… At least that’s what they reminded Tyler of anyways.
Once he focused fully back on the man and the way he was still squinting, Tyler chuckled before only just seemingly now remember something important to the other. “Oh yeah..You poor baby.” He mockingly coo’ed again as he carefully reached over to grab the discarded pair of sunglasses on the poor excuse of a side table. “Poor Dude can’t go without ‘em for five seconds.”
Dude grumbled something or another under his breath before snatching them out of Tylers hand and sliding them back on. “Yeah, yeah. And you can’t wait even a second for me to get up to turn the lights off before we fuck.”
“Well that’s on you for not turning the damn lights off before we fell asleep.” Tyler pointed out as he put what was left of his cigarette out on the side table. “If you got bad eyes when there’s light then why-”
He was cut off when Dude placed his hand over his mouth. “Shut it. I was tired and you were too.” He lazily muttered.
Under his hand, he felt Tyler grin again before the blondes mouth opened and bit down on his pointer finger, a bit too hard to be considered ‘playful’.
Dude let out a loud “OW!” before quickly pulling his hand away and rubbing his finger off onto the bed sheet to he the spit off. “Motherfucker…”
Dude had to have been one of the most worth while people he’d been around in quite a while. Not only was he witty, oddly charming, and pleasantly ‘weird’, he also could just tell Dude was at ‘rock bottom’ and perhaps been so for a while. Dude was the perfect personification of all Tyler had ever preached about from self destruction to not letting your things own you. Hell, he was doing even better than him in that regard. Instead of living in a house, Dude owned a little run down shitty trailer home and all he really had outside of that was some dog that was out running around named ‘Champ’.
Another thing about Dude he found interesting was the whole ‘Postal Dude’ name. Tyler was pretty sure even the worst parents in the world wouldn’t have picked a name like that out for their kid. So he’d come to the conclusion that Dude also decided not to let a name ‘own him’.
The more he thought about Dude, the more he thought about how if something were to happen to himself, he’d have no problem at all passing ownership of ‘Fight Club’ along to Dude. Dude would have to fight….a certain someone for that position but he didn’t want to think of that ‘certain someone’ right now. Maybe, hypothetically, it would be easier to let him in on Project Mayhem. Honestly he wouldn’t have been surprised if Dude had already been in on Project Mayhem. The first thing he’d seen Dude do was something basically torn straight out of a page of Tylers book. And what did he do specifically? What happened at their chance meeting?
Well, while Tyler had been trying to get a hold of someone on one of the phones right outside some gas station, he watched as this weirdo, fully grown mallgoth dressed man walk out of the gas station with a box full of donuts, walk around back (passing Tyler), poorly hide himself behind a bush, unzip his pants, and piss onto said donuts. This all of course before he zipped his pants back up and tossed one of them at a nearby cop.
Once the cop stopped, the pisser quickly turned around before they could tell he’d thrown it and to Tyler’s surprise.. The cop then proceeded to pick up the ground donut, eat it, and then violently vomit.
Of course Tyler had to introduce himself to this odd specimen and since then, he’d somewhat glued himself to Dudes hip and helped him with whatever daily tasks Dude had planned and what turned from just being what was supposed to be a three day stop, turned into about three weeks. Three weeks he’d spent staying with Dude in his little trailer home. What was even more surprising than that though was the fact they’d only had sex one other time before today.. and Tyler was usually the of guy to participate in ‘marathon sex’. The only reason why he assumed it ended up playing out like this this time was because Dude was just one of those people who had more to offer than a quick fuck to Tyler. He had his own unique opinions about life, morals, and just wasn’t someone you’d meet to often. Nothing usually captivated Tyler more when it comes to people like him.
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As he was currently thinking of the fact they’ve only gotten down and dirty one other time, he realized something. “Yknow, I hardly ever fuck gingers. Especially ginger guys.” Tyler spoke as he slid his fingers into the others hair.
He couldn’t tell for sure but it looked like Dude closed his eyes at the contact. “Hmm… Am I supposed to feel honored by that fact?” Dude asked with a hint of sarcasm. It was kinda hard to tell sometimes, he spoke mostly in a monotone voice. Tyler answered anyways, “Yknow it baby”, followed by a slight tug of his hair, to which Dude whined. Not in a particularly pleased tone, one more out of annoyance. “Agh. Stop that.”
“I thought you liked-”
“Being manhandled. Yes. Just not right after you just fucked me to near death.”
Tyler rolled his eyes but rubbed the spot he’d tugged his hair from. “Lame. Must take you a while to get it back up, huh?”
Dude ignored what he just asked for now and opted just to now lay the side of his head against him. Seeing that Dude wasn’t as defensive as other people Tyler knew, he just chuckled again as he continued to play with his hair.
Tyler hadn’t been much of the type to cuddle but for some reason, he didn’t mind that much since it was Dude. Maybe it was because he could tell Dude was a loner. Tyler always found himself enjoying messing with the loner types anyways. That or despite the fact that he loved that Dude got into trouble and mischief almost every day, he knew deep down that a break every once in a while was good and to be honest..Dude wasn’t too bad on the eyes. He somehow looked really pathetic but also rugged and dangerous at the same time. It excited him.
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It had been quiet for a while as Tyler pondered different things involving Dude until the ginger finally broke the silence. It almost made Tyler jump since he was sure he’d fell asleep.
“How much longer are you staying?”
“Huh?”
Dude let out a yawn before moving around a bit to look up at him while still on top. “How much longer are you sticking around for?”
Tyler was silent a moment before raising a brow while grinning. “Why? Want me out of your hair already?”
“No I was just wondering since I’m uh- running low on food ‘n shit. Plus I thought you said you were traveling around. I don’t know why anyone would wanna stay more than a day in this shit hole. Unless you’ve been going out and doing stuff or-”
“Have you seen me go out without you since we met dumbass?”
Dude frowned slightly at the name calling. “Well- no but I doubt you’re sticking around for me so..”
All Tyler could do in response was roll his eyes and push Dude off of him so he could sit up and stretch finally. Dude didn’t seem that offended though as he just ran a hand over his face, still groggy.
“-sounded like such a girl….” Tyler mumbled as he popped his back.
Dude frowned again, glaring at him. “What was that?” He asked. “Nothing hun.” Tyler replied shaking his head with a smile before he turned his head to look over at the alarm clock. “It’s still pretty early. Wanna go grab breakfast somewhere?” He asked the man laying next to him who still looked one minute away from falling asleep. “Mmmmgh..fineee. Just give me a couple more minutes to get up.”
#postal dude#fight club#uHMMM I’ll see how this one does and if it’s ok I’ll post a second part 🧍🧍 im scared pls be nice#postal dude fanfic#this fic doesn’t actually have much to do with donuts I just suck at naming fics LOL
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5, 7, 11, 14, 19, 20, 22 and 23 for FC5! Give us the salt 👀
5. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?*
hmm, no, but that's mostly because I don't read much beyond my mutual circle in far cry. however, some mutuals have shone some new light on certain things. Shipping with non-Seeds as a viable option (I know that sounds stupid but I blame John for taking a vice grip on my throat from the first time I played) and uh... shipping with Joe as something that's not completely vile. (i'm sorry, please don't hate me Joe lovers)
7. Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?*
Erm. New Dawn gave me complicated feelings about Sharky? Some of his ND dialogue is... uh... questionable for a guy who's now in his 50s. Honestly, even that's a stretch. For the most part, participating in the fandom has only widened my appreciation for the game and its characters.
11. Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?
Faith Seed, Grace Armstrong, Tracey Lader, Kim Rye, and Staci Pratt - fandom seems to throw them all under the bus or ignore them.
Faith seems to get killed off or pushed aside way too much. I think she's as interesting a villain as her 'brothers' and deserves to be seen as more of a threat. She's extremely dangerous and unrepentant about drugging a ton of people against their will until they're entirely lobotomized. I mean, that's some HARDCORE evil.
Grace, Tracey, and Kim... Well, they get ignored and I can take a wild guess at why. It's incredibly unfair because I think they're some of the most interesting Resistance characters.
For a game that's weak on how it treats women, there's several quality female characters that get totally ignored. (Joey, too, but because of one friend's ship, I get a lot of amazing writing for her.)
And Staci... well, that's Skelly's fault.
14. Unpopular opinion about your fandom?
Uhm, I'm not sure tbh. Maybe that I would be cool with not having the Drubman family around? Their quests and characters are... not my favorites.
Also, John's plane jacket is fucking stylish and awesome. Everyone is just jealous.
19. What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?
that i am so late to the party? that there are so many talented people and I'm intimidated all the time? i... dunno that I actually *hate* anything? But again, I came really late, so I've not been around for any drama or anything.
20. What is the purest ship in the fandom?
Aw, bro, this fandom doesn't really do "pure" lmao. Hope County is a bleak, harsh hellscape. Buuuut, canon ships, I'd say Nick and Kim. (I am a Rye stan, sorry to everyone.) And fanon? 👀 Leah and Joey 👉👈
22. Popular character you hate?
🏃♀️💨 Oh geeeeeez, i'm gonna get in trouble for this one. Joseph Seed
23. Unpopular character you love?
I mean see #11 above. All of those definitely qualify. I love them all so much. I'm shoe-horning a bunch of lore and backstory into Lilith so I can play with some of them more. I also love Nick. Which is why he's in Micah's backstory.
#salty asks#fable rants and rambles#fable answers#thank you for asking! <3#please don't anyone hate me for any of this#i love and respect you all and your opinions#my dislike of joe particularly#please don't hate me for that
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Fluff Alphabet for Error?
(Link to the ask game! I was too lazy to type what each prompt meant so y'all can suffer uwu) (Sorry lol I just couldn't fit them in nicely)
Admiration: Really depends on the person, but he especially admires people who are highly justice-driven or brave.
Body: Hair. Hair anyday. Running his hands through it, braiding it, hell, even petting-- if you're trustworthy enough to touch, he's touching your hair.
Cuddling: He doesn't like cuddling. At all. If he did, though, he'd be the big spoon, curled around you as you lay on your sides. On a beanbag, preferably.
Dates: His ideal date involves going somewhere in Outertale and binging Undernovella, probably with food, or at least chocolate.
Emotions: He doesn't really, he's genuinely shit at communicating, so unless you're really good at reading people, he's not going to seem to express many genuine emotions.
Family: He has no interest in kids, but the bad sanses are essentially family to him. He still doesn't want them, though. Or so he says.
Gifts: He loves gift giving, it's probably his main love language. He gives you dolls, food, scarves and blankets, really anything you can think of.
Handholding: Touch still isn't his thing, but handholding is the most acceptable form of touch, honestly. It's simple, slow, and he can take his hand back anytime. Highly endorsed by him, especially in the first year of a relationship.
Injury: Panic, but sane panic, unlike some people (Cross). He'll make an effort to get you care, probably dragging you to Sci's or even Nightmare's. He will, in his own, rather angry way, make sure you take care of yourself afterwards, and he'll sit by your bed while you rest, and keep you company.
Jokes: His jokes mostly consist of death threats, y'know, like a... normal... person... Yup.
Kisses: He hates kisses. This isn't even a touch thing, he just thinks they're gross. The most you're getting is tiny forehead kisses.
Love: His way of saying "I love you" is almost entirely through gifts.
Memories: His favourite memory is either your first date, or the first time you touched each other without him crashing. Depends on which one was funnier, probably.
Nightmares: His worst fear, on surface level, is touch. Beneath that, his worst fear is losing everything and everyone he cares about again. That's why he's so asshole-ish, because he's afraid that if he makes friends, family or even gains an attachment to an object, he'll just lose it.
Oddity: His little quirk is probably just his glitches, but honestly like. What part of him isn't odd?
Pet Names: His pet names probably default to stuff like "adorable abomination". But he will, after a while develop stuff specific to you, based on personality or random behaviors. So for someone who's a really good singer, you'll get something bird-related.
Quality Time: Time with you is best spent in silence, so he's just able to admire you out of the corner of his eye while he crochets stuff. He doesn't mind if you talk though, so long as he doesn't have to contribute to the conversation.
Rhythm: I dunno what to do for this one, it relies so heavily on the readers personality. I'm just going to skip it. (Personally I'd say "I'm Glad You're Evil Too", but again, reader personality)
Secrets: He's not open, per say, but he can be brutally honest somedays-- so long as it's not showing affection, he's going to be saying his thoughts.
Time: A fucking eternity. Literally. It'll take years to even get the most basic trust, and even longer for you two to actually get together.
Upset: He, like any good boyfriend, is going to try and murder the cause of your hurt. And then anxiously hover around until you calm down. He'll wrap a blanket around you, and feed you chocolate, too.
Vaunt: He loves to show off how easily he can murder people, but to people he truly trusts and loves, he likes showing off his many little art projects.
Warrior: He'll fight beside and for you, but you fighting alone scares him. He's afraid you're going to get hurt, or kidnapped, or even killed, and he can't handle that.
X-ray: He's not that good at reading people, so he's not going to be crazy good at reading you, or anyone else. He can tell when you're hiding something and when you're upset, but that's about it.
Yes: He wouldn't propose to you, he doesn't know what weddings are and he doesn't have any interest in getting married. You love each other, isn't that all that matters? (If you want to get married, you're gonna have to do the proposing.)
Zen: He really likes stars, and quiet music, as well as fiber arts, and those are his go-to calming things. He'd rather stargaze in your company, however.
#undertale#undertale headcanons#undertale multiverse#utmv#headcanon#x reader#error sans/reader#error sans#fluff alphabet#ask games
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i want to hear ur thoughts abt object terror, you philosophor
so disclaimer i havent seen OT in fucking months so this insane ramble isnt gna be. the best but
object terror is one of the best worst fucking object shows ive ever seen, literally the PRIME example of some edgy kid trying to make an object show that isnt ur grandmas object show. no. this is the REAL shit and they say SLURS and theres BLOOD and GORE (yes im serious theres blood and gore and death but itsnot that bad, definitely a bit shocking if u didnt expect it to happen tho)
theres also shitty voice acting and terrible mic quality galore, EX: theres a fucking cup that had this dogshit mic for the longest fucking time and it deadass sounded like bro was talking into a washing machine ohmy god, i remember there was a clip of him going around on twitter a while ago cuz of this (i think that was my first time seeing anything from OT too so theres that)
OH and theres cactus, i barely remember anything abt him but he had this fucking emotionless voice that made me HYSTERICAL. there was a scene where someone got him pissed and he said "you take that back" with. absolutely no emotion at all and since then me and my friends keep fucking quoting that line cuz its the funniest fucking shit ever
btw that slur line i said earlier wasnt a joke, one of the characters straight up drops the R SLUR in the FIRST EPISODE (funnily enough, that character became the creators objectsona i think? ik they kinda used him as a mascot for a bit which is so fucking funny) tho i dont think they drop anymore slurs after that but dont take my word on it
anyways i gotta talk abt my favorite fucking part abt this fucking show before i get to. mint
THESE FUCKING CUNTS.
before i watched object terror i got fucking warned abt these two because there was a . homophobic scene w them or some shit and i had NO idea what it was for the longest time so i was really excited to see what object homophobia was gna be graced upon my faggotly eyes
and then theyjust. started making out randomly. LIKE OUTTA NOWHERE and there were other characters there that were gna try to attack/kill them? but then they saw them kissing and were like omg ewww boys (i think. the stuff that happens after this scene is kinda blurry tbh and im NOT gonna go back and watch the clip to see what happens ok. i REFUSE) and im sorry but thats the best fucking object show scene ever
AND LIKE? IDK? MAYBE ITS JUST ME BUT I DONT GET WHY I SAW PPL SAY THIS WAS HOMOPHOBIC???? i dunno maybe its just me but like these two just kissed while watching tv and eating chicken AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED TO THEM!!! THEY LITERALLY WON IMMUNITY BY THE END OF THE EPISODE TOO. THEY WON. THE GAYS WON. and its so fucking funny to me bro object terror LOVES the gays
ok now i need to talk about mint im sorry i hate this fucking thing so much I NEED TO KILL HIM WITH A ROCK!!!! FFFUCK!!
hes literally just taco ii but 100x worse, i dont even like tacos evil arc or whatever cuz i always found her annoying BUT MINT IS SO MUCH WORSE
never in my. almost 2 years of watching object shows have i ever hated a character so fucking much LIKE GENUINELY THIS THING MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED. hes just that. lol XD random character FOR THE WHOLE SERIES. just annoying and loud and does literally fucking nothing AND THE JOKES W HIM ARE SO FORCED I SWEAR THEY STOPPED . EVERYTHING THAT WAS GOING ON IN AN EPISODE JUST TO FOCUS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER CUZ HE WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING FUNNY. im not mad that im missing out on some "juicy" object terror "lore" im just pissed that i have to see this fucking disgrace on my screen
oh and in the latest episode (as of now, the series isnt actually finished yet and i hope to god it never gets continued) SUDDENLY mint has a fucking arc THAT WAS NEVER FORESHADOWED AT ALL IN THE SERIES!! SO SUDDENLY HES A SMART GENIUS THAT COULD DO ANYTHING CUZ HE HAS MACHINES N SHIT AND A WHOLE ASS LABORATORY ??????? THEN HE FUCKING DIES
do you know how many fucking. mid and uninteresting characters we had to lose for him
DO YOU KNOW THE LOSSES I HAD TO DEAL WITH CUZ OF HIM
he lived for too fuckig long in this show dammit it pisses me off that he's even a character that exists . i blame him for being the reason why i hate joke characters (except david ily david bfdi)
i dont wanna talk abt him anymore im gonna
OK OK BUT. 1 more thing. smore
smore is this guy that they introduced later on in the series and hes a FUCKING. DEMON FROM HELL and i need him so bad actually
i think at some point he tries to . kill mint too so im literaly making out with him rn oh my god HES SO
im so mad hes in object terror IM GETTING YOU OUTTA THERE BABY ‼ ‼ 🗣🗣
honestly tho he was so cool im a little mad that they introduced him so late into the show CUZ WE ONLY SEE HIM FOR LIKE 2 EPISODES GRAHHHH RAAGHHHH babygirl
anyways thats it i feel like theres more but im not gonna wring out any more object terror knowledge from my brain i think that'll kill me
hope u enjoyed my insanity anon heres a loser . hope this heals you
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someone asked me to do a Rivusa breakdown from the S2 teaser! I’m not on Twitter so I’m not up on the latest spiraling but I do have some thoughts, first of all WE ARE WINNING (still have to pinch myself this happened)
Okay first shot is the production shot. Just admiring the new armor this season because it seems way more appropriate than the cozy cableknit sweaters + leather chest strap of Season 1. I’m not an armor expert but it seems to have a good combination of strength + flexibility to allow movement. Plus, it looks sexy.
((what I’m saying is... Andreas & Rosalind had 16 years to think about fashion and it shows 😌))
Okay now there’s Fighting Scene #1 (sorry for the shitty quality gifs)
Alright so after studying this, I’ve come to the conclusion:
Riven is not fighting Musa. Musa is not fighting Riven. They are each fighting other people. You can see the girl Riven is fighting has longer hair and is not wearing orange; the boy Musa is fighting has closer-cropped hair than Riven.
Why are they all fighting each other? There’s some suspicion that all the clips in the teaser are from episodes 1 or 2 (so they don’t spoil major plot points) but... a student-on-student battle this early on? Also I doubt Musa’s gotten this good within 1-2 episodes, so maybe this is from a much later episode.
Then we get to the scene. The Scene. The. Scene.
I think this has been dissected enough but just some points:
It took me like 5 watches to realize he steals the staff from her 😅 my bad I was literally having palpitations while this was happening and someone in the room was screaming (dunno who though)
Obviously she’s still using a staff because he had such a big impact on her in their 40 seconds of interaction last year 😌
I don’t love that second swipe she takes at him, it looks angry and awkward. I’m sure part of that is the BTS angle and it’ll look way better in the actual show
Is this a trainee outfit? WHAT is with that purple bra thing and why can’t she wear the same sexy black as Riven. Is this like martial arts where you get red to start, progress to orange when you’re better, and then get awarded the black belt? Can we see Riven in this skin-tight jumpsuit too?
Only upside: she’s definitely a walking red flag now isn’t she Riven.
HIS SMIRK when he does the little love tap 😌 the boy is in. love. your honor and you know he’s thinking about when he can do it again... elsewhere
At first I thought they were the only ones on the pitch, but in the beginning of the clip you can see 3-4 other Specialists jogging by (and none of them are wearing red with a purple bra...) and a few behind Musa using the training equipment. Still, it’s odd how deserted the pitch is, no Andreas or Rosalind in sight. Perhaps this is extra training time that Musa has requested 👀 just like we predicted in so many amazing fics.
IN CONCLUSION, I’M FUCKING EXCITED
Personally I would prefer Rivusa get closer in s2 and then get together in s3; I feel like 7-8 episodes won’t be enough, with this ensemble cast, to givet hem the right room to develop. BUT that’s also assuming we get a s3 which I know nothing is a given.
Anyway!!! Thanks for reading! Did I miss anything? Hit me up!!
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I think your honesty makes you really fucking cool, sincerely. You also seem pretty true to yourself, from what I gather. Those are both very admirable qualities. Just wanted to say that. Haha
??? haha thank you! tumblr users really coming out of the woodworks to compliment me today, huh.
you know, I never considered myself more honest with myself than other people, but this reminds me of a conversation I had with my girlfriend. SEE we met on deviantart (can you imagine) and later on in our relationship, I asked her why she'd been a "fan" of me. And she said that everyone online was trying to be something, or put up a very specific kind of persona. and she said that I wasn't. Or at least, I was trying to be something very, very different from them.
And I was like "To be honest, and I know this is corny, but I was just trying to be myself in a space where I didn't have to worry so much about other people or consequences." so a lot of it was just me having the space to figure myself out. while i guess everyone else she came across was trying to put up a front or persona of some kind.
which is confusing to me, cause I can't usually really tell that of people? but apparently my girlfriend could? just by the way I posted and the things I posted?? I dunno.
oh another thing, I had a conversation with my oldest sister one day which basically boiled down to her telling me she recently realized that some people can't actively suppress their emotions. and i was like, Yeah Girl, me!! I don't just choose to be emotional or anything I literally Can't Not be, I have to feel that shit I couldn't turn it off if I tried (and I DID try hah) and it was just fascinating to me that there are people out there who really, truly CAN suppress their emotions in entirety. I thought emotional suppression was just telling yourself that your feelings don't matter or trying to ignore them, not that you could LITERALLY ACTUALLY DO IT??? Honestly it sounds like more effort than its worth but that's coming from someone who doesn't have the choice to do it so. eh.
anyway, sorry for the long ramble this just reminded me of some stuff. I appreciate getting insight into how other people see me, and it's given me a lot to think about so. thanks!
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🐍💚Shang Tsung sfw abcs hcs💚🐍
Cw: may be a few things here n there. Maybe a death mention. And cussing. But none really you should be alarmed by. Y'all should know by now if you read the rules.
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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?): well shang at first isn't the most...physically affectionate guy. But he over time is. He is more acts of service and quality time and gift giving type of guy. And words of affirmation like physical affection,is more so over time than initially. But in private,he is more so affectionate than in public but especially in front of his adversaries...at least at first. But don't worry,its not because he doesn't love you. He's just cautious is all. But also he may show you off too. It really really depends on the "type" of relationship you have too. The closer and more intimate,the more protective and territorial he may become. Again he can be physically affectionate,just give him some time. Tho he isn't the one to say no 100% if you are the "huggy" type. He finds this endearing believe it or not. But again getting it back may take some time and trust build up.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?): ok you want shang as your friend. Because him as an enemy is most unwise. But he's a good ally. When you can have him as one. Again he's a slippery snake. So be cautious. But a genuine friendship with him? Omg loyal till you give a reason not to be. He'd kill a man for you...plz dont shang.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?): in private. Of course. (Again he is a show off buuuuut within reason)
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?): well he has servents,so most of the time they do these things for you two. but he's pretty chill when he's domestic. He's actually a pretty doting husband. Surprisingly as that is to some people. But he does tend to you as you to him. Again he has servents to do so but sometimes he wants to actually spoil his beloved you know? He wants to make you a meal or tea every now n then. Just let him when he does ok? Somft shang is a good thing remember? (Less trouble for everyone else) (he's not that lazy ok?)
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?): just leaves. Look i aint gonna sugar coat that. But he'd be devastated. May go on a rampage. Depending on how you left. If you were killed in a tournament or worse by his enemies. Oh elder gods help them because he's about to flip his shit! If you just left because you wanna "break up" . It wouldn't be easy to say the least. But honestly i don't know what his reaction would be. Because it could be many things. Honestly shang may even just cry,we dunno with him. He's an enigma of emotions. But either way it would hurt. Also why do you wanna do that? Bruh you got it good with shang tsung,wealth,power,status,a whole island yo yourself,an no offense shang tsung is a gorgeous man. Even shang in his foxy grandpa look is pretty good looking. And rejuvenated shang tsung is a fucking babe! An absolute hunk! Why in elder gods name would you break up with that?! What's wrong with you?!
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?): once he makes up his mind about you. You damn well bet you're gonna be Mrs.Tsung soon. I'm sorry once he is in deep,he is absolutely obsessed about you. Your soul is his! Lol
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?): to his lover? Like the softest petals. To his enemies? Bitter and ruthless.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?): at first he's gonna be like "what is this?!" But he'll be tsundere af about it. Over time he's "omfg plz hug me T_T" but as soon as his adversaries come in the vicinity. He may be back to tsundere. But you know,only you knows ♡ ^-^ teehee
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?): tbh it may be a bit to say it. He'll show it before saying it. Buuuuut he while being the snake he is. He is serious about love. Once he says it. He means it. (Tbh shang saying i love you for the first time would have me all 🥺💖)
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?): ahahahahha! Let's just say don't push your luck with the dark sorcerer. If someone he doesn't like,or at worst yet,hates. Breathes wrong in your direction. There'll be hell to pay. Don't make him your enemy. Ever.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?): i hc his kisses to be passionate,sweet,soft but in control. He definitely knows what he's doing honey. He loves to kiss the crook of your neck or neck in general. Lips of course. And your hand. He is a classy man after all. He loves it when you kiss him anywhere really. Forehead kisses are sweet and reassuring to him. Hand kissing is respectful. But if he's feeling spicy,his inner thigh. ;) ♡
L = Little ones (How are they around children?): indifferent. He doesn't hate them. But he doesn't harm them,and actually finds that abhorrent. (Despite all his other atrocities),he'd rather not have kids if he can help it. but if he did had children of his own officially? Oh he's a proud pappa. And always makes sure his kids are given the best,nothing less. Again,not to say he couldn't or wouldn't want children. It's just more of he doesn't want them to get hurt,considering of what he is,what he does,his enemies,the fact mortal kombat could have anytime and anywhere. Yeah. Not a place for tiny ones. But again,if that happens. He would want you to go through with it if you so choose. And he will be there every step of the way. Again he's not broken up if you have or don't have kids. This to him is entirely up to you,and even if you change your mind and want out of said pregnancy before it becomes a problem, he will also support that decision as well(yeah i said it! Shang is pro choice. Fuck what ya think!!!). Either way he leaves the whole thing for you to decide.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?): calm,serene. A cup of tea. Silk sheets. Finest luxury.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?): same but steamier. Sometimes nightly walks in his garden.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?): it truly depends. But most of the time,tbh. It's slow. But it's on a need to know basis at first and at his own terms. Until trust is established. But once he's made up his mind. Like i said. Oof freight train hits you with the knowledge and affection.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?): depends on who you are and the situation. But dont press your luck honey. But he'd never harm his beloved. At least on purpose. He is patient until you push him not to be.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?): oh he wants to know evvvvvverything about you. And shang tsung will remember that.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?): well in my self ship with him. I guess him just opening up to me. Or the day i practically became his queen in a way i guess.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?): oh boy. Well he is definitely protective. Nobody is gonna fuck with you as shang tsungs wife/spouse. Like he is the type to get really pissed at someone for messing with his queen. While normally his is cunning,calm,and collected even angered in a fight. With you....oh no,that simply won't do. He's quiet or hot angered words. Stinging you in every way. He will bring hell upon anyone who dares to go against him and his beloved. Like he's ruthless. Not just your soul he will take,he will destroy it. He expects the same from you/reader as his beloved.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?): all the effort. How he gets it or affords it. He is loaded. Canonlly he is. Very wealthy,mostly from his time serving shao kahn i assume.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?): well......a lot of things tbh. But a tame one might be smoking hookah.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?): he takes pride in his appearance. He always smells and looks good.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?): he would be crushed. He may become even more vengeful and unhinged than before. Oof. Plz halp him.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.): he writes poetry,and loves tending to his bonsai tree. Also has a house shrine he prays to. Even tho he is a sorcerer of the dark arts. He still has his beliefs in a way. There is a sliver of shang tsung that hopes that maybe people will see the one truth in life,one certainty in life. Is death. And to live life in its fullest and become more powerful than you were yesterday is the only goal one should have. At least he used to believe heavily. Deep down he wants power but because simply he was told he was never to amount to greatness.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?): well he loves canonlly strong willed women and women who are sassy and holds her own. Not necessarily in fighting,but in spirit and attitude. But i think he wouldn't like a woman who is too harsh either? I dunno. He likes balance. If you can't fight,he will teach you to hold yourself in battle. Because no wifey of shang will not know basic defense. Also the harder you play "coy" or "hard to get" the harder he will chase. He definitely expects you to defend him not just physically but also defend his name and word too.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?): he loves sleeping in the nude. But on occasionally he will wear his robes and silk undergarments.
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As stated. Hcs are Subject to change. But these are what i have so far.
Enjoy
#mortal kombat#self ship#self shipping#shang tsung#💚heart and soul🐍#shang tsung mortal kombat#mk f/o#antagonist f/o#mk sfw alphabet#sfw abcs#sfw hcs#shang tsung sfw hcs#sfw alphabet#shang tsung sfw alphabet#my hcs
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Day 2! Upped 1.1 to 1.5 mph which is absolutely null but I didnt want to overdo it because I have a habit of doing that sort of thing. Saw the Greek god again, he appeared to do pull ups right in front of me eee, I really think he might be from Greece...Mel said theres way hotter but our tastes seem to differ pretty vastly except for Gerry. Eh she agreed Sam V and Ren are "cute and alright but not my type" so I guess Imma give her the benefit of the doubt. Still a lil mad she said that about Barry tho. He called himself a model and a legend on hot ones, scoffing at the title of actor..I agree when he said he doesn't seem like one of them. Probably cause he's an Irish wolf god or something. Mel had the audacity to say something shitty about his eyes! Oh I wanted to say something mean about Benson soooo bad, I didnt, I should've called her a filthy casual that would've hit.
But! I am not being empathetic enough. (If only there was a Naturo like individual to help me.) There is prob a lil envy behind her support. Even though I was helping her dream big looking at Gerrys studio home combo and having other combos discussed. After I explained to her what kickstarter and patreon was, fuck i gotta keep her young is 10 years really that much of a difference??? she expressed she wants to do something, but shes like i dunno all I have is crystals. Why didn't I fucking ask her to film my shit? Why would I trust my ex's sis over my bestie? That bich dont know me and when I vaguely asked if she'd help me film something in time for VDAY she assumed it was for her bro. Yet she couldnt be upfront enough to say I misunderstood no, she had to ghost me and fucking gatekeep really?!?! Sorry that too many people fucking triggers me and you decided to adopt 7 fucking kids. Fuck you hoe. You and his ma shouldn't have given off fucking Lannister vibes the first time we met, weirded me tf out.
I thought of Cat because it was the obvious choice, I wanted quality, this could be my only chance. I'm gonna suggest this next weekend, get a feel for her, she might get super into it. Then maybe I can mute Ren and show her Animal Flow because rewatching things with different povs of what to focus on is fun idc.
Now that I know how Mel feels about Brits idfk how to feel about her to be real. But I also need to lose this complex feeling of I LOVE HIM WHY CANT YOU SEE WHAT I SEE that I have.
I have been trying to be civil with my mom despite the fact that she pimped me out 3 times but the ex was the only one to get some. She actually paid my crush to do yardwork I shit yall not. I'm glad he did a shitty job, I'm actually gonna give him kudos to that...and now that I think of it maybe he was where my aversion to blondes stems from.
I was telling the ex it would be soooo fun, if the closest we can get to the next Eminem also got famous for roasting a mother figure. I swear I have tried to be the bigger person, but this cunt is still turning my grandmother against me. FOR NO REASON!!! BECAUSE I WONT LIVE UNDER HER THUMB. BITCH I AM 31. GET A LIFE!!!!!
Seeing how she handles her spiders I now know if I had any doubt, that I'm only alive because my grandparents mostly raised me...to their credit I don't think they brainwashed me, I think they saw how problematic my ma and her bros turned out and reevaluated themselves.
#moving the fuck on for now.#fuck her man whyyyy is she like this?#i could never see myself being jealous of dorian#...at least she said Dorian sounded happy. does he know who I'm talking to? she asked. uh. no.#why does that fuck with me?#..#why did i suddenly imagine them at our park#domestic shit again itsssss deplorable#i do not know themmmm#siiiighs
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supernatural s13e9 the bad place (w. robert berens)
kept shoving my earbuds into my head thinking i just wasn't hearing the mix right but now this weird recap the music is just not mixed at the right level? it starts out okay but then it's just too quiet, maybe because the recap is so dialogue heavy? i dunno. could i bitch about the music any more? and it just keeps going. and we're not even including missouri in the recap to explain about patience. whatever. is she part of the wayward sisters situation?
good thing quote unquote apocalypse world has these nice distinctive spikes
JACK
I didn't know if it would work, but it did. He dreamwalked and I joined him… in Apocalypse World.
snorted. okaaaay
so mary's in the iron maiden-ish thing now. of course.
right up in dean's face to appreciate his universe tilting moment
i dunno if it was the editor or what but whoever was um, making some stylistic choices this episode. patience's little vision was very... not like how this show usually looks. i guess season 13 you can just start tryin shit
JACK
I was scared. I was upset. But… why would I look for him? He's no one to me. You, Castiel– you're my family.
DEAN
Yes, we are. Finding Mom, you… You did a good thing, kid. You did a real good thing.
trying to remember where cas even is right now 😬 oh right, something something angels...?
JAMES
Patience, don't. You go now, you choose that life, you don't come back.
are you kidding me??? pulling a reverse john winchester. what the fuck, bro. you cut out your mom from your life and you're gonna threaten to do the same to your daughter?!
god, searching for the line for john and
4x22 lucifer rising
DEAN
No, damnit! No. I gotta face the facts. Sam never wanted part of this family. He hated this life growing up. Ran away to Stanford first chance he got. Now it's like déjà vu all over again. Well, I am sick and tired of chasing him. Screw him, he can do what he wants.
BOBBY
You don't mean that.
DEAN
Yes I do, Bobby. Sam's gone. He's gone. I'm not even sure if he's still my brother anymore. If he ever was.
BOBBY
You stupid, stupid son of a bitch! Well, boo hoo, I am so sorry your feelings are hurt, princess! Are you under the impression that family's supposed to make you feel good?! Bake you an apple pie, maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!
DEAN
I told him, "you walk out that door, don't come back" and he walked out anyway! That was his choice!
BOBBY
You sound like a whiny brat. No, you sound like your dad. Well, let me tell you something. Your dad was a coward.
DEAN
My dad was a lot of things, Bobby, but a coward?
BOBBY
He'd rather push Sam away than reach out to him. Well, that don't strike me as brave. You are a better man than your daddy ever was. So you do both of us a favor. Don't be him.
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1x20 dead man's blood
JOHN
(Yelling in SAM'S face) You walked away!!
DEAN
Stop it, both of you.
SAM
You're the one who said don't come back Dad, you closed that door not me. You were just pissed off that you couldn't control me anymore!
ugh. quality miserable stuff back then.
it's a cool effect and all but this business just went on for way too long
i couldn't with the weird extra shaky cam and jumpy zooms on the outside scene so i'm including the weird vision too. look and feel is all over the place
really don't like dean yelling and pulling his gun on this poor girl. well as i mentioned when i was watching 4x14 cold open never know when something might poke the DV history button. men yelling is a real life trigger thing.
SAM
So now what? We get Kaia to the Wind Caves, and then what? Force her to dreamwalk at gunpoint?
DEAN
We get Mom back, no matter what. Remember?
le sigh. why are we doing this to dean
woof this episode is.... not great.
nexus on a boat
lol okay. mega dino world!
#supernatural#spnwatch#spn 13x09#robert berens#spn clip#christopher lennertz#spn 4x22#spn 1x20#john fitzpatrick#(the different editor)
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“How about it, Mister Sunday? Wanna come back to my place for a while?”
“No.”
Zip’s grin popped like a balloon. “Oh. Bugger. Thought I was getting somewhere. Okay, no hard feelings. Buy me a coffee?”
Curious.
Humans, the thing that was now called Sunday had learned, were obsessed with marketing. Adverts coated their cities like a mould. So much of what they wore, what they said and how they behaved was intended to function as a sales pitch. So why was this human so bad at it?
“You could try a little harder to convince me,” Sunday pointed out, his tone lightly chiding.
Rolling his eyes, Zip said, “Ah, you’re one of those. Want me to butter you up, eh? I warn you, I’m not any good at that stuff. Sweet-talk’s just not my style, love. I mean, I don’t mind stating objective facts – you’re handsome, you dress nice, you’re fucking huge – but you already know all that.”
“No, that wasn’t what I meant. Convince me of your virtues. Why should I pay for your services, besides the alleged quality of your fingers? What else do you have to offer?”
The gold tooth flashed as Zip snickered. “Christ. You… fuck, I dunno. Why should you? You probably shouldn’t. A man like you can afford far better than the likes of me. Aah, let’s see – I’m alright-looking, if I do say so myself. Terrific arse. Got some great ink. Um… I’m nice to cats?”
Sunday nodded. “Much better. See what you can achieve when you make an effort?”
“So you’ll come back with me now?”
“No. I’m not interested in sex. However, I will allow you to accompany me.”
Frowning, Zip scratched his stubble. “You want us to go back to your place? Not sure about that. Sorry; I’ve known too many weirdos.”
“Again, you misinterpret. We’ll not be going ‘back to my place’. I don’t have one. I’m on a mission. I’m going to Florida. You can come with me, if you like.”
“Aaah,” said Zip, squeezing his eyes shut. “You’re a nutter. Should’ve guessed. Sexy, rich, willing to have an extended conversation with me – had to be a catch. I s’pect I’d have picked up on it sooner if you didn’t look posh. Oh well. Not your fault, I’m sure. Florida, hmm? What’s in Florida?”
“I’m afraid I can’t give you any details at this juncture.”
“Right. You’re on a secret mission. On behalf of MI6, no doubt.”
“I’m getting the impression you’re not taking me seriously. Rather rude – I did let you have my dessert.”
Zip’s lips twitched. “Yeah, I guess you did. Tell you what; buy me a coffee and tell me how you plan to get to Florida.”
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Girlvania demo more games
Girlvania demo more games download#
Apparently, it was too similar to the first game, so they figured, fuck it, let’s just call it a comeback. I read that this game was supposed to be a spiritual successor, instead of a real sequel. Or at the very least, it’s going to be a pirate-themed Didnapper game. From the general vibe of the demo, you can tell that this is going to be a pirate game. Keep in mind we’re still only talking about the demo. This pretty much sets up the narrative for what you can expect to see in the final version of the game. She quickly manages to get herself kidnapped and taken aboard a pirate ship. I never understood this kind of fantasy racism, but it works well as a plot device, so I guess I’ll live with it. She’s a bit of an unwanted presence, since she’s magical and people don’t like that. It’s your standard RPG story, at the start. You play as a chick named Seles, who is a fighter mage that lives in a small village. This one takes place in the same universe, but you’ve got an entirely different cast. You didn’t do a lot of boating, if you know what I mean. The first game very much took place on land. The biggest difference between this game and the previous one, other than the quality of life improvements, is the piracy. You give me that type of gameplay, and sexy bitches all in one universe, and I’m set to have hours of fun. Why would you do that? Who knows? Who cares? It was the most fun part of that game’s entire kit. In that game, you can fuck around and hogtie people any time you want, then drag them behind you while you ride off on your horse. I’ve seen this type of thing in Red Dead Redemption 2. You straight-up get involved in the action, any way you want to at any time you feel like it. You’re not just talking about tying people up or going through cutscenes. It’s this kind of open-world fun that makes RPG games immersive. You knock her out, tie her up, and take her back to your sex dungeon where you proceed to … I dunno, recruit her to capture more chicks? You see some gorgeous redhead with big flopping tits just minding her own business. Conversely, say you’re the random passerby. You escape, you fuck their shit up and take their stuff. You fuck around, minding your own business, and you get hogtied by some random passerby. You’re role-playing inside a fantastical world in which spontaneous bondage is an everyday occurrence. But, I have to say, the RPGs they’ve made so far are perfect for this specific BDSM sub-genre. DID have dabbled with other genres, they don’t just do RPGs. In terms of actual gameplay, there’s a lot of potential here. It’s all about the games and plays of trapping and feeling trapped. Whether it hurts or not is very secondary. Should you still play them even though they don’t technically have smut? Absolutely and I’m about to explain why.īDSM features all kinds of chains, whips, ropes, punishments, pains, and pleasures, but DID are very specifically focused on everything and anything that you can be bound in or use to bind other people. It wouldn’t be too hard, but it’s not exactly intended use. That’s what they do, and they do it well. The big shtick is that DID focus on damsel in distress narratives and all kinds of bondage and escapes. There’s no nudity in these games, at least, as far as I can tell. Wait, did I say softcore? Yeah, sorry, boys. Overall, public opinion on DID’s games has remained the same throughout all of their work – they make the best softcore bondage games out there. I’m not saying DID aren’t entirely to thank for the amazing success of Didnapper 1 it’s just that, the tons of fan information must have helped at least a little bit. The Patreon supporters who backed that project were very much invited to share their opinions on the game. Plus, their first game was very much a labor of love. DID are very proud of the work they’ve put into this fantastical world.
Girlvania demo more games download#
This game’s got an available demo for you to download right away. So far, their games have been available for free, more or less, but they’re changing that with this next game that isn’t technically out yet, at least not fully. I’m lucky I’ve already reviewed Didnapper, because it would appear that that game was very much a build-up to DID studio’s next big break.
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* idiots to lovers romantic starters
also known as rivals to lovers / idiots to idiots but they’re lovers / rivals to besties / rivals to idiots, the list goes on. some of these are inspired by pre-existing media. change pronouns/aggressive terms of endearment/insults as you see fit! these can also be platonic of course!
“i dunno. sometimes i just... feel things when you’re around.”
“i love your ass.”
“your ass is your best quality.”
“i’d tap that.”
“i love you, bitch.”
“do you ever feel... like... you know... things? like... those warm... feelings?”
“oh my god, stop looking at me like that! i’m gonna end up kissing you.”
“sometimes you’re not annoying.”
“you don’t, like... make me wanna tear my eyes out... or whatever.”
“you love me? are you sure?”
“i don’t hate you.”
“shut up and stay. please.”
“i hate when people say shit like ‘you’re my best friend, i love you, i can’t imagine my life without you. i wake up and you’re the first thing on my mind, and the last thing before i go to sleep. suddenly all the love songs make sense.’ you know? i prefer starting it by saying how much i hate when other people say it, then say what i mean anyway. it’s way less embarrassing like that.”
“we aren’t friends. friends don’t do this kinda thing.”
“maybe i don’t wanna be just friends with you.”
“who the fuck said you aren’t funny?”
“who the fuck called you boring?”
“who the fuck said that? you’re great.”
“i don’t think you’re weird. i think you’re cute.”
“i don’t think you’re weird. you’re a dumbass, maybe, but i like that about you.”
“obviously i like you! i’ve been trying to tell you for ages now!”
“i’ve been flirting with you for the last six months, thanks for noticing.”
“some parts of you don’t make a lot of sense to me, but i don’t know why the sky turns pink at sunset and i still think it’s beautiful.”
“i want you. i don’t know why, i can’t explain it, but i just wanna be around you all the time.”
“i woke up one morning and realised i loved you.”
“you’re the worst. i love it.”
“you’re stupid, that’s what you are, buddy.”
“i wouldn’t die for you, but i think i’d kill for you. maybe. but then, that would mean going to jail... nah. i take it back. no offence.”
“did you know when i call you dude i mean it romantically?”
“what are you gonna do? kiss me?”
“you don’t look totally ugly today.”
“you look... never mind. i didn’t say shit!”
“they’re just flowers, don’t read into it.”
“can you please stop moving your mouth so i can kiss you?”
“you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.”
“i trust you, stupid.”
“i love you, dumbass.”
“you’re a pain in the ass but i’m glad we met.”
“of course i care about what you think of me!”
“you’re looking at me funny.”
“i’m not looking at you funny! this is just how i look at someone i hate.”
“being with you makes me feel like a better person.”
“being with you makes me feel like a better person. i look like an angel compared to you.”
“huh? what was that? are you being nice to me?”
“sorry i made things weird the other day. we can still hang out, right?”
“sorry i kissed you, that was stupid. let’s just forget about it.”
“maybe kissing you was stupid but i don’t regret it.”
“are we hugging right now, bro? is that what we’re doing? do we... keep going? do we stop?”
“i’m not going anywhere.”
“i’m here, aren’t i?”
“this is all your fault!” *it is not*
“you drive me crazy in a way that makes everyone else look boring.”
“i can tell when you’re lying, you know. you ain’t slick.”
#rp meme#sentence starter#indie rp#sentence prompt#sentence meme#roleplay sentence starters#fluff memes#prompts.#i pulled these straight outta my ASS
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