Aftercare is literally the most necessary thing ever, i literally had a hookup tonight and got little to no aftercare and ts is BRUUTTALLLL bro I’m actually nauseous
“Oh hey man do you wanna hit off the doobie?” “Are you speaking english??”-Keith & Cody
“YOUR DATING OUR PROFESSOR???” “The D was probably fire” “Maybe let’s not yell that out in the public” “YOU stay out of this”-Mae, Keith & Cody
“Why are you always late? I give you everything, sex, food, love.” “Dick is never more important than my skin care and neither is history on King Henry VIII”-Cody & Zoe
“Guys I think my dick is flaccid” “we know”-Keith & Alice
“I’d hit.” “Keith that’s our history professor AND Zoe’s boyfriend” “I’m down for a 3way” “Keith.”-Keith & Sophia
“Oh my god I think I just hit a deer” “you hit a rock sweetheart” “OH MY GOD SHE HIT A FUCKING DEAR” “IT WAS A ROCK YOU HIGH BASTARD”-Zoe, Keith & Cody
“Yeah he bought my skincare” “our professor bought you skin care? From sephora?” “What? Isn’t that normal” “NO?”-Zoe & Sophia
“Why were you late” “oh my god! I was grabbing my stanley and i broke my nail!! See?! This is atrocious I’m gonna have to skip tomorrow’s lesson to get this issue fixed.” “Like hell you are your ass better be sat by the time class starts?” “Ummm??? No? I have to straighten my priorities.”-Zoe & Cody
“So? What would you grade it?” “It’s atleast a C Average?” “C AVERAGE?? CODY I LITERALLY BLEW YOU IN A CAR AND I GET A C AVERAGE?”-Zoe & Cody
“I’m selling weed right now do you want some?” “Keith don’t make me fail you.”-Keith & Cody
*Cody picking Zoe up from a party* “She’s- Is zoe high?!” “Most definitely yes” “ON WHAT?” “CRACK!” “Ignore him, she took an edible there isn’t crack in her system.”-Cody, Keith & Mae
“I’d lowkey tap Mae though no cap” “Can you speak proper English or did the weed finally get to your head?”-Keith & mae
“Oh my god you brought a fucking frog to class?” “Bitch it’s a toad & his name is Chadwick get that shit right”-Mae & Keith
“Mr Rhodes do you have a wife?” *Zoe glaring at the random female student asking this question* “uhhh…”-Cody
So apparently some people new to Tumblr think a repost and a reblog are the same thing, so when they see creators asking for people to not repost, they're thinking the creators are saying to not reblog 😭
Y'all, a repost is when you copy/download the work and create a new post using the work making it seem as if it's yours. A reblog is you using a site provided feature to share the creator's post directly from the creator so that it's still credited to them and they still get all of the traction/notes from the work.
Please, reblog fics/art/etc. that you enjoy! Reblogging is not reposting! Creatives need support too, and reblogging is a way to do that!
brainrot! alternative choso with his bimbo girlfriend ( self indulgent duh )
emo boy choso was the adventure you never knew you needed in life. while you had loads of fun prancing around in your smallest clothes, and letting all the boys peek at your pretty goodies, did you actually let any of them touch you ? no.
you found them to be “icky”. dirty nails, nasty looking clothes, and holes in their underwear - ew. but choso was the fun little suprise that you saw one day while walking on campus. his motorcycle so loud that it annoyed you, so you turned to look. his bike was sexy, a pretty jet black that shined against the sun. what was better- him. his helmet coming off and the hot man looking directly at you with a smirk.
he knew he had you in that moment.
“that’s a good girl” choso whispered in your ear, watching you threw his bathroom mirror. your curved frame against his tall muscular one was a sight for sore eyes. you two fitting together like a puzzle piece. his dark leather clothes, rubbing against your bare skin making more tears drip down, dampening your eye lashes. your moans are muffled by the pink thong in your mouth. the taste of your juices hitting your palette, making you drip even more against his slender fingers.
the pornographic scene had you cumming back to back, you were at your third orgasm. only thing keeping you standing is choso; he held onto you tight, taking in the beautiful sight that was you. whispering that most deranged things in your ear bringing back that feeling once more. “that’s my girl” his deep voice made you shudder, the whispers sending tingles down your spine and right to your honey pot that was so so close. “come on” he kissed your chubby cheek, slowing down his fingers to make deep long thrust.
“cum on daddies nails, cum would match the pink so well baby! ” you shut your eyes tight, clenching down onto his fingers. his other hand trailed down your breast, to your stomach, you feeling all of his movements; and it drove you wild. just the thought of the bright pink nail polish, that he let you put on him being the pleasure source made you instantly go dumb. you couldn’t whine out, like you had the other times. squirt shooting out, making a mess, dripping down your legs and getting onto his boots.
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