*Achilles standing drunk on a bar stand trying to say something*
Patroclus: *Pulling his leg* STOP! You shouldn't!
Achilles: I JUST WANTED YOU ALL LOSERS TO KNOW I HAVE THE BEST BOYFRIEND IN THE ENTIRE FCKING UNIVERSE AND HE ALSO HAS PERFECT COLLAR BONES AND A BIG DIC-
Wozu schlafen, wenn der Körper lieber über Fragen und Probleme nachdenken möchte, auf die er nach unzähligen schlaflosen Nächten immer noch keine Antwort gefunden hat?
Really need a woman to encourage my wife to drink more and more and more until she's passed out drunk. Bonus points if you also are getting drunk and get her sexually interested in you at all. The ultimate goal is to encourage my wife to take 100 (or more if she can handle it) jello shots of various strengths, liquors and flavors. Once she passes out, it's fair game for me to fuck her holes and cum wherever I want. Triple bonus points if you stay for the fucking and help out