I wanna be drunk … or high … or both .
I wanna forget .
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Feel like a fat drunk bimbo after eating a family meal from McDonald's and a 6 pack of beer
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"Seriously, thank you sho much, but if I drink any more *hic* wine I'm probably going to do shumthing which I'll regret tomorrow!"
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I like when I get to the point that I can't hold the bottle straight or get my head up to drink k from it you can just pour it in my mouth
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