Wozu schlafen, wenn der Körper lieber über Fragen und Probleme nachdenken möchte, auf die er nach unzähligen schlaflosen Nächten immer noch keine Antwort gefunden hat?
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my favourite videos on the internet are of poles screaming kurwa while harassing random animals
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modern Russia: homophobia is one of our Spiritual Bonds™, we cannot exist otherwise
Russian folklore: a Cossack from a song kills his newlywed wife because his friends tell him he "became a woman himself" after he spent a night with her
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that flashback scene of michael yelling at spock that they cant b friends cus he's too cold and unemotional while he's literally shaking and screaming and crying and sobing in front of her. effervescent
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Me, every time I listen to One Week and remember that The Wellness Center is a real episode and not a collective fever dream.
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If you don’t stop bully me I will not invite you to my assassination party
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I'm 5'2 (literally microscopic in front of you and angel) can i still join the tall sexc girl's club if i get some big ass platforms 👀
YES ABSOLUTELY tall sexy girl is a mindset it’s not a physical state of being. you must believe in yourself
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What happens when you lose your found family?
Does that just make you an orphan of love twice over?
People read books about found families that last forever.
But they never talk about the ones that don't.
933 days.
That's how long I had my found family.
I miss it every day.
I wish I had cherished every second twice as hard.
I never found it so easy to belong in all my life.
I would have died for those sisters of mine.
I still would.
No one has any idea how much I would give up for just one more day.
To be with them all one more time in real life.
Not just in nightmares.
To live like we used to live.
They made me feel like I could conquer the world.
It was supposed to be so different.
It wasn't supposed to end.
Not like this.
We deserved so much better.
What happens when you lose your found family?
Do you ever fit in anywhere again?
- Dear Somebody Me
(unsent letters to the friend that broke our family)
FLH
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Thieves by Ministry makes me wanna shoot myself in the head.
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watching young justice again and wow i love when the most powerful person in the world is an emotionally unstable 16 year old girl. unironically my favorite trope in the teen superhero genre.
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Being nd and disabled (physically) is both hilarious and terrifying
One moment you’re vibing, the next you realized you misplaced your medical equipment and you’re looking for it like “fuck fuck fuck where did it go—“ and eventually get to the “guess I’ll die” stage
And then you find it right next to you 5 seconds later. What a wild fucking ride of emotions just to find your medical stuff except it happens constantly.
(This might also just be me, I dunno)
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She said Taylor baby girl lesbian baby marriage!!! Baby!!!
so true bestie so true!!
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Does anyone here remember that time Disney made a bad live action reboot of Beauty and the Beast and then decided that they should just... 3D scan Emma Watson's face to go on the Belle dolls they made.
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